The random things attach to your body would be easy if it were paper, just use some tactical scissors and some tactical fire. It would SUCK if it were something like a car though.
if you had taste buds on your hand, but not in your mouth, you could eat nothing but health foods, and like feel all the deserts withought gaining any weight.
A million dollars AND, on top of that, you receive the attributes - strength, stamina, reflexes, all that good stuff - of your typical action movie hero - think John McClane, Jason Bourne, Ethan Hunt and so forth. BUT... At completely random times, you're attacked by the kind of people said action movie heroes would end up fighting - highly trained armed gunmen, assassins, terrorists and the like, and you have to fight them off to survive, whether by escaping or just killing them all.
+bossfight1 Do I get real world odds or movie odds? Real world odds:No. Statistically i would die in the first few attacks. Movie odds: Yes! My life would never be boring then...
ChivalrousSnake Well, per The One rules, you both share the same abilities, hence the fight, then afterwards you have Saitama-level superpowers to boot? Why not?
Sicarius001 I mean, if you live. If you die then you are also out a mil and a life. He can just replace you, take your mil, and move on. Everyone will forget you. That one seems the most risky to the person agreeing.
I love how Blaine is like "hey wanna go play tennis" and Gavin is just like "sure" like Gavin you were fully dressed in tennis outfit just waiting for someone to ask you to play tennis, lol don't act like your just like "sure" lol but I just thought that was funny
+Cj Plays Games Seriously, would I have to be in a relationship to get the money? Could I be single and have it? But in either case, OF COURSE I WOULD TAKE IT. Are you kidding me? Cramping sucks, but not more than having 1,000,000 fewer dollars. Go out and ask a sample of random women if they would rather have no more cramps for life or one million extra dollars. I guarantee over %75 would take the money.
A million dollars but... Every time you're sexually aroused, people with in the radius of a football field will know. And your parents will know as well despite distance. They won't know why, on the other hand. Imagine being at church and all of a sudden everybody just stops and looks at you...
I would definetly do the first one because if you had tast buds on your hands say your room mate had a pizza in the fridge but your not alowed to eat it you could just touch it and they would never notice
OBJECTION ! The hateful eight isn't even out yet, and the Fandango website proves it. It doesn't come out until Christmas Day! Care to explain this contradiction? JK 😉
Number of people that won't lactate milk: Geoff: lactates beer, Michael: lactates hot sauce, gummy bears, or lava cakes, Ryan: lactates milk w/ cyanide, Barbara: lactates puns, Lindsay: lactates Michael
Was watching Titans and I thought the actor playing Hawk looked really familiar. It took me until the part where he was taking his meds to remember the "Eating Benadryl like Skittles" part and eventually figure out it was Alan Ritchson.
gavin and alan sucking burnie is something that i will never unsee......
+Izzy Beth is that a bad thing though?
+Izzy Beth my fanfiction is becoming reality
I know... It's creepy
Its a good creepy
Cheesefoodwar6000 No it's not, search your feelings
Reminder this is the same guy that plays Reacher on Amazon Prime.
Reminder this is the guy who plays Raphael in the Michael Bat TMNT films
A million dollars, but every few hours when you least expect it, the Spanish Inquisition from Monty Python shows up to scream their catch phrase.
no one would ever expect that.
Could I change that to the spinach inquisition?
+donteandamy I'd PAY a million dollars for that!
yes, that would be funny
YES!
I like the idea that Gavin was just wearing those Tennis clothes before Blaine asked him to play.
Alan seems like a funny dude
+5115neo dude kicked ass in Blue Mountain State
+Tim Elks Ahhh man, I miss that show
he's daddy af
+5115neo And he likes the biddy. He is fed the biddy.
+Crokedile ALANA NOOOOO
really missed this show
same, it's a really good show
+WilliamLordPiggeh This is arguably the best episode yet 😂
+patrick watkins indeed
Ra Senche
i think that one is the most manageable of the three.
patrick watkins I just think of a becaming a human katamari ball with that one over time.
The random things attach to your body would be easy if it were paper, just use some tactical scissors and some tactical fire. It would SUCK if it were something like a car though.
+Jayden Holzhauser Oh no I'm stuck in this Lamborghini forever...
+Jesse Mccabe More like "Oh no I'm stuck on this Fiat Punto forever"
Or ur bed
+Jayden Holzhauser I thought what if it were boxers? Those would get really rank really fast.
+Joe Mazzola or what if it were a condom?
if you had taste buds on your hand, but not in your mouth, you could eat nothing but health foods, and like feel all the deserts withought gaining any weight.
Good point, actually.
I was about to decline the money until you said that.
I'll make some special gloves that always taste like chocolate chip cookies.
get those baby wipe mittens parents use to wipe their kids' asses
Jonny Lee this is...... actually sound logic
A million dollars AND, on top of that, you receive the attributes - strength, stamina, reflexes, all that good stuff - of your typical action movie hero - think John McClane, Jason Bourne, Ethan Hunt and so forth.
BUT... At completely random times, you're attacked by the kind of people said action movie heroes would end up fighting - highly trained armed gunmen, assassins, terrorists and the like, and you have to fight them off to survive, whether by escaping or just killing them all.
+bossfight1 Do I get real world odds or movie odds? Real world odds:No. Statistically i would die in the first few attacks. Movie odds: Yes! My life would never be boring then...
I'd just pick The One... since the only person he's likely to get attacked by is himself from an alternate dimension
+Sicarius001 And that'd be the absolute hardest fight of your life. But it would only happen once.
ChivalrousSnake Well, per The One rules, you both share the same abilities, hence the fight, then afterwards you have Saitama-level superpowers to boot? Why not?
Sicarius001 I mean, if you live. If you die then you are also out a mil and a life. He can just replace you, take your mil, and move on. Everyone will forget you. That one seems the most risky to the person agreeing.
Man reacher bulked up
It was all the milk.
Crazy seeing Jack Reacher with Brunie and Gavin
Smol Reacher
Alan could probably play BJ in a Wolfenstein movie really well!
***** I dunno if it's possible to get as big as BJ xD
I read that as "Alan could probably get a BJ in a Wolfenstein movie really well" XD
thedudeguy121 That, too.
@@GreaserManyou seen him now?
@@buddy3119 Fair point.
Anyone here in 2022 and now seeing The new Jack Reacher hanging out with Roosterteeth many years ago. Happy Alan got such a good role.
I love how Blaine is like "hey wanna go play tennis" and Gavin is just like "sure" like Gavin you were fully dressed in tennis outfit just waiting for someone to ask you to play tennis, lol don't act like your just like "sure" lol but I just thought that was funny
. But I don't wanna :(
u do it first
I remember seeing this episode when they came out and right now I’m watching Reacher and it’s crazy to see how Alan was all these years ago
THAD CASTLE!
Ms. Simmons I'm really Sthad
+john mcevoy that comment made my day
+john mcevoy *Thimmons
I had to look twice
I go to the college where BMS was filmed
1:32 alans face is the best
Lol he looks so villainous like he's looking for someone to steal his gloves
Thank God this shows back. one of my favourite shows by Rooster Teeth
"Well, that depends, is it good milk?"
"Its THE BEST."
4:42 the way Gavin says "Dammit" just made my day XD
I read the title as, get a million dollars but be in 4k, and i was so confused
I would do that
+AWOOGO Guess what? We're all already in 4k.
Some Guy no we're not
WilliamLordPiggeh Technically, there is no limit to the "resolution" we can appear as, yes, but the human eye can only perceive around 6k resolution.
+Some Guy (Sylvrwolflol) I was about to say no to you but then you posted this XD.
Million dollars but, when ever your girlfriend/fiance/wife is on her period, you feel and share the same pain as she does.
+Cj Plays Games jokes on you, I'm a forever alone haha uhhuhu.
stop
+Cj Plays Games
Seriously, would I have to be in a relationship to get the money? Could I be single and have it?
But in either case, OF COURSE I WOULD TAKE IT. Are you kidding me? Cramping sucks, but not more than having 1,000,000 fewer dollars. Go out and ask a sample of random women if they would rather have no more cramps for life or one million extra dollars. I guarantee over %75 would take the money.
feel our pain! 😂
yes I would absolutly do it.
A million dollars but...
Every time you're sexually aroused, people with in the radius of a football field will know. And your parents will know as well despite distance. They won't know why, on the other hand.
Imagine being at church and all of a sudden everybody just stops and looks at you...
+ChaosMakesAMVs Do you tend to get sexually aroused in church?
0rganicRobot lol no. Me and my friends had our own little million dollars but session and one of them joked about it.
yes I would do it.
Jesus Christ I'd have to start wearing a mask outside
Meh, I'd probably do it anyway
Finding this video after watching Reacher is extra hilarious
Not jack reacher 💀
2:55 his face is like "wtf is my job" 😂
It’s crazy seeing this after watching Reacher 😂
3:26 I sincerely hope they shot this scene before the one where he gave that pasta a sensual massage.
Alan’s pretty cool, he should be in like a superhero show or something
after watching Reacher all i could think was i knew i saw this guy some where before....here it is lol
A million dollars but.....
you gotta participate in a cookie race....
Thad.
I am so happy they finally made another of these. This is by far my favorite RT series.
this was the best one yet
yeah, the breast feeding scene made this video
I just love how happy Alan is here. Seeing him happy makes me happy. He’s a happy guy
Alan is a wonderful creature
"The world has less milk because of you" XD LOL
In this episode Burnie sprays Ashley with a white milky substance... watch to find out!
8 years later after seeing Alan star in Reacher its unreal to see him this young and smaller
I would definetly do the first one because if you had tast buds on your hands say your room mate had a pizza in the fridge but your not alowed to eat it you could just touch it and they would never notice
Alan Richardson is now jacked as Reacher
Million Dollars, but everyday, you speak in a different language.
The voice dubbing continues to be the best part of these. So happy they are back!
My God, Alan is beautiful . . . . I'm a straight guy saying this O_O
Christ man, you're so far in the closet you're finding christmas presents.
lol
ALAN RITCHSON I LOVE YOU, you are my favourite actor ever! Great work in Blue Mountain State; I look forward to seeing you in Lazer Team!
When a video on your channel is sponsored by a movie made by the same channel.
Gavin saying “I can’t wait to film that” during the lactating scenario is part of why this show was so great
PARTY AT THE GOAT HOUSE
This could easily be the best one yet. You guys should hire Alan full time!
For scenario 1: What if you were wiping your ass and your finger went through the paper?
+The Musical Gamer That's why you use your million dollars to hire a professional asswiper.
Can we have an entire episode of outtakes? I feel like these skits would have some amazing bloopers.
Every time I see him I think of blue mountain state
Rogue Texas wait is that actually Thad?
1:32 - "Jack Reacher: The Missing Sour Patch children"
Everyone dies at the end of Hateful Eight.
OBJECTION !
The hateful eight isn't even out yet, and the Fandango website proves it. It doesn't come out until Christmas Day!
Care to explain this contradiction?
JK 😉
Those that sail the seven seas get in for free, me bucko.
"BURNIE IM THIRSTY!
Alan new podcast regular? :D
So Alan gets off while eating food....I KNEW I WASN"T ALONE!
BLUE MOUNTAIN STATE!
his freaking face when he's drinking from burnie!!! XD
THHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAD......YUSSSSSS!!!!!
Can we all just take one moment to appreciate everything these people go through just to make these 5 minute videos?
Did Alan play Thad cassel? He looks like him...
Someone who knows more than me please tell me
+Heimskr The preacher Yes he did. He was also the original Aquaman on Smallville.
Alan is super comfortable around them. He seems like a cool dude.
This Alan guy needs to work rooster teeth
Alan Ritchson is just made of insanely toned muscle. it is absolutely ridiculous how in shape he is
Hi
What's up
Hello
Hi
hello Sir
How are all of you?
My favorite parts of this were every time they had Alan speaking but Gav's voice was coming out. That's just pure comedy gold to me
God i've waited 3 months for more of these, didn't know you were doing seasons so thought you'd just stopped!
There's no way that Alan came up with that without it either A) Being his fetish, or B) Him just being aware that that's a fetish in general
This gives a whole new meaning to man milk.
omg dont ever stop this show!
Alan Richson is a really good fit with the Rt guys, I'm actually really pleased by this xD
those faces when they were feeding from the milk! LMFAO!
I’ve watched this video so many time now I watch reacher I can’t 😂
The cats stuck to Alan were cute and funny stuffed animals!
That Lactate part was hilarious, I can't breathe
This show never fails to make me laugh! It and Presented With Comment are my favorites.
So glad at the return of this show.
"Is it good milk?"
"It's THE BEST"
My sides. Can we keep Alan?
Could solve world hunger with that Burnie milk.
I think that shot of Alan and Gavin under Burnie's shirt is burned into my memory. It haunts me now.
So happy that there is a new episode
A moment of silence for all the perfectly good food that was sacrificed for this video
Burnie's breast feeding is the single funniest scene they have ever filmed on mdb
aquaman in a million dollars , but ! amazing xd I didn't know Alan was such an awesome dude !
Number of people that won't lactate milk: Geoff: lactates beer, Michael: lactates hot sauce, gummy bears, or lava cakes, Ryan: lactates milk w/ cyanide, Barbara: lactates puns, Lindsay: lactates Michael
Was watching Titans and I thought the actor playing Hawk looked really familiar. It took me until the part where he was taking his meds to remember the "Eating Benadryl like Skittles" part and eventually figure out it was Alan Ritchson.
I don't know if it was having a professional actor or what but this episode was way more hilarious to watch
Watched this right after finishing "Reacher". Amazing!
THIS IS EASILY THE BEST EPISODE
coming back to this video realizing that this guy becomes the new Jack Reacher
Can Alan be in more Rooster Teeth stuff? He plays off Rooster Teeth people really well.
BEST episode of season 1!!! I love Alan XD
THIS IS THE BEST SERIES EVEEEERRRRR
Man if you combined these that'd be something.
Gavin's voice from Alan is hilarious
Best one yet, can't look at him without thinking of Thad from BMS but can't wait for Lazer Team!!
You guys are so good I literally can’t stop watching
Burnies face when he goes "I'll just touch it"
Its funny that Alan plays the really strict guy in Lazer Team.
I was crying at the lactating part. Seeing that dude suckle Burnie's teet made lose it.