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  • @ryankessler2800
    @ryankessler2800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3419

    This doll is living on recruit difficulty, she doesn’t even do anything and this man carrying her through life. Let me catch my son lugging around a human sized fleshlight

    • @thatguywesmaranan
      @thatguywesmaranan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      F...

    • @strikingitrich7630
      @strikingitrich7630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      loooool

    • @poophead4686
      @poophead4686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      *it* it’s made out of rubber

    • @izzysan4013
      @izzysan4013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      F....

    • @Nihilist_Waltz
      @Nihilist_Waltz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Some women aren't much better than that to be honest. 😒
      If your competition is a literal innanamte object, and it's beating you.... You might want to step your game up.

  • @Hightec9
    @Hightec9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3706

    poor doll didn't even have a choice lmfao

    • @iShiftIn2Turbo
      @iShiftIn2Turbo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      R.I.P. 😢

    • @kwc0435
      @kwc0435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      RAAAAAAAPE

    • @irockand876
      @irockand876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lol

    • @newish6596
      @newish6596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂😂😂💀😂

    • @low-keydepressed1820
      @low-keydepressed1820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      @@KyZeNickX mine is R Kelly he’s really able to connect with a younger audience

  • @LostInAdagio
    @LostInAdagio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2763

    Everybody gangster until the doll starts an OnlyFans

    • @Galm02
      @Galm02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      💀

    • @jadenmorrin5233
      @jadenmorrin5233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      😂🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @Omar-jk8ny
      @Omar-jk8ny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      😂😂😂

    • @chaosdromanah8620
      @chaosdromanah8620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol

    • @ValianceXx
      @ValianceXx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Mfs would still pay to see it too is the sad part

  • @GoonieLord
    @GoonieLord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    He acts like a gentleman, yet behind close doors he is a beast, just throws her on the table and does the deed.

  • @drewkroeker
    @drewkroeker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    Sure he's down bad, but imagine being a previous girlfriend of his. This guy would rather date a doll because it's less emotionally taxing than dating you lmao and all his friends and family know it too

    • @mrknarf4438
      @mrknarf4438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ...that is, assuming he dumped her

    • @WhyDoIDriveAMustang
      @WhyDoIDriveAMustang 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@mrknarf4438 or that he ever had a girlfriend

    • @lunard8690
      @lunard8690 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      im a guy, i was married once, i still have a 3 inch scar on my right arm to remember my last christmas being married to my exwife by, that was 7 years ago

  • @jasoncrocker881
    @jasoncrocker881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2074

    If you're ever down bad, just remember that you'll never be as down horrendously as the Mets GM who got left on read for 62 straight messages

    • @strangelakers1079
      @strangelakers1079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      And his ass got fired

    • @TheBlackAztec3
      @TheBlackAztec3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Right why didn’t she just block him

    • @JACQUEZ23
      @JACQUEZ23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@strangelakers1079 damn

    • @trahira9585
      @trahira9585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Wait what happened

    • @Galm02
      @Galm02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      💀

  • @deniz6734
    @deniz6734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1459

    Birdman acting like he doesn't have a life sized doll named laqeesha that he roleplays with.

    • @afriking
      @afriking 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      😂

    • @avurniche2371
      @avurniche2371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Lmao your wrong for this one but your funny 🤣🤣

    • @Dat-Boi-Camoja
      @Dat-Boi-Camoja 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This was funny 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rickyreyna9631
      @rickyreyna9631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      NOT THE 400lbs VERSION!!!! LMFAO

    • @notafed6302
      @notafed6302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂 lol

  • @martinbigil-rico4269
    @martinbigil-rico4269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2356

    Let me catch my son being featured in this series

    • @lFuegol
      @lFuegol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Next title "Man puts Eugene son up for adoption"

    • @hunterbrandenburg7059
      @hunterbrandenburg7059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Son

    • @hunterbrandenburg7059
      @hunterbrandenburg7059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      This video is about you don’t lie

    • @HellKord
      @HellKord 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      💀

    • @noid4l666
      @noid4l666 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hunterbrandenburg7059 your name🤨

  • @craigclermond8001
    @craigclermond8001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    doll isnt going to divorce him, take his house kids and money

    • @amanthattellsthetruth9792
      @amanthattellsthetruth9792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ahahahahhahahaha

    • @bijuutamer729
      @bijuutamer729 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You’re the reason Blame Truth had beef with Birdman. That said, you’re not wrong.

    • @lateshpatil5307
      @lateshpatil5307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Jitter it doesn't protect assets added post agreement signature.

    • @craigclermond8001
      @craigclermond8001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Jitter everyone has a choice in life to make themselves happy. unhappiness comes from trying to live your lives though the eyes of others

    • @craigclermond8001
      @craigclermond8001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@bijuutamer729 i just saw a dave ramsey show where a guy was 300 000 in debt and paying 2000 alimony a month for life. Idk guys, sex is great but marriage literally could cost you the rest of your life.

  • @jaysonexists6149
    @jaysonexists6149 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    i'm in an evangelion facebook group with him. he just posts occasionally with wholesome pictures of him enjoying life with his doll. Like you said, he's happy and not hurting anyone, and that's what matters. and hell, his family didn't excommunicate him and actually went to his wedding ceremony? talk about supportive

    • @randomness4989
      @randomness4989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      same goes with the guy marrying hatsune miku,and honestly i have no issue with them,they aint hurting anyone but themselves anyways so if he is happy,i m happy for him :)

    • @icatuseynli2069
      @icatuseynli2069 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      im in that group too lmao

    • @alucardtepes8402
      @alucardtepes8402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I dunno what's funnier. That you know him or that he's in an evangelion facebook group. He probably posts mostly Asuka memes.

    • @randalljolla
      @randalljolla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@alucardtepes8402 he actually post memes with himself and Asuka. I’m in the same Evangelion Group and he is know as the king

    • @lukewood2662
      @lukewood2662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So his family accepts the fact that he's a special dude. Well, my father is kinda special as well so I know how to live with people like that.
      What we gotta talk about is, is Mochi happy with him posting memes with another girl? I don't watch Evangelion, but Asuka must be a fine drawing, no? Is she okay with him giving all this attention to another girl?

  • @BlastinHash709
    @BlastinHash709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +596

    I can tell by her face she’s being held against her will.

    • @Alckee
      @Alckee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      blink twice if you're being harmed

    • @vcommandarv5916
      @vcommandarv5916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Alckee 💀

    • @GalaxiePerfect
      @GalaxiePerfect 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice

    • @brahtrumpwonbigly7309
      @brahtrumpwonbigly7309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      [Toy story theme intensifies]

    • @brentong588
      @brentong588 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Alckee I was gonna say the same thing lol

  • @FirstnameLastname-bx4zk
    @FirstnameLastname-bx4zk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    Was about to ask my for my wife’s boyfriends permission to sleep in the house tonight but birdman uploaded

    • @deadbodybaby1
      @deadbodybaby1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Make sure you say “may I please pay our rent sir” maybe you’ll get the garage soon

    • @lIlIlIl..
      @lIlIlIl.. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ur name has ze b*0obiez bad woerd in it😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😳😳😳

    • @loopymomy2532
      @loopymomy2532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@deadbodybaby1 LMAO

    • @SunShine-oe4rt
      @SunShine-oe4rt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dead Body lol

    • @jordancromwell
      @jordancromwell 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@deadbodybaby1 Lmfao

  • @Xnikid
    @Xnikid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +650

    I’m tired of these individuals living on recruit difficulty

    • @shinichisan6789
      @shinichisan6789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Niko my boi

    • @chaosdromanah8620
      @chaosdromanah8620 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same here

    • @mako8091
      @mako8091 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Make the transition then.

    • @Joseph-vy4pv
      @Joseph-vy4pv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      always better then simping hard for streamthots and everyone has the difficulty they deserve.

  • @hopelove897
    @hopelove897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    You laugh at his weirdness. He laughs at the bank accounts of guys with girlfriends, divorced guys who have to pay alimony and child support.

    • @SunShine-oe4rt
      @SunShine-oe4rt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @bulgarianreaper6587
      @bulgarianreaper6587 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      He can laugh all he wants. At the end of the day it ain't us that are this weird

    • @okboomer8798
      @okboomer8798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Well you got a point.

    • @anthonygonzales3523
      @anthonygonzales3523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Red pill 💯

    • @upstar21t
      @upstar21t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      @@bulgarianreaper6587 At the end of the day, you simp for women that thousands of other men worldwide also simp for. She's never your girl, it's just your turn.

  • @razorsfury6519
    @razorsfury6519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    It's funny to me that, "she's easier to date" would imply there is a chance the doll may reject him.

  • @alumpycow6694
    @alumpycow6694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Amazed how he convinced family and friends to show up at his gathering lol

    • @HonorarySaiyan
      @HonorarySaiyan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They treat him the same way people treat ugly, f'd up dogs at the dog shelter. "Aww, he's cute." even though we all know he ain't.

  • @shane804
    @shane804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    Down historically.

    • @tylerbrah4676
      @tylerbrah4676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      It’s gonna go down in history how down bad he is

    • @iatecookiemonstor
      @iatecookiemonstor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      o h y e a h y e a h

    • @loveyourself.8870
      @loveyourself.8870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *oh yea yea yea yea*

    • @III1IlIIlIllIl
      @III1IlIIlIllIl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
      Oh yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah

    • @menace5802
      @menace5802 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMFAO💀

  • @vulcan2106
    @vulcan2106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    He’s just trying to get in those silicon sugar walls, mang.

    • @nightmarenight3443
      @nightmarenight3443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mmm

    • @GHOSTTIEF
      @GHOSTTIEF 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      AHAHHHHAH DEMON GOT ME

    • @infinitexp420
      @infinitexp420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol I'm fkin dead🤣🤣🤣

    • @nakedsnake4248
      @nakedsnake4248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Buh buh buh buh buhdum buh buh buhdum.

    • @BlackMalice21
      @BlackMalice21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Someone been watching hodgetwins ....

  • @Matthew_Klepadlo
    @Matthew_Klepadlo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    Ironically enough, recruit difficulty is the worst difficulty.
    Why?
    You’ll never get the best ending…

    • @999Claymore
      @999Claymore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Deep

    • @kl16863
      @kl16863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @Afsaneh yea they’re old and washed by the time their 40, and then they have a midlife crisis because the only thing going for them (looks) have faded. Meanwhile, men are in their career peaks

    • @johnmoore3635
      @johnmoore3635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s a great point. You got to challenge yourself to keep on improving

    • @ms3515
      @ms3515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      fax

    • @brahtrumpwonbigly7309
      @brahtrumpwonbigly7309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The real game was in the struggle all along.

  • @shawnm.1540
    @shawnm.1540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    These females living on recruit level difficulty just got A LOT of competition

  • @Cloudninja927
    @Cloudninja927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    As a wise Malcolm X once said
    *”That brotha starving”*

  • @unpaintedarmy
    @unpaintedarmy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Imagine you're friend invites you to his wedding and he pulls this shit out.

    • @mrfixit3762
      @mrfixit3762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Baa ha ha Baa ha ha Baa ha ha HEE HAW HEE HAW heeeeeeeee haaaawwwwwww lol

    • @brianbartell4648
      @brianbartell4648 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would drink at the bar and eat cake.... Hhhmmmm like every other wedding.

  • @DeonVisions
    @DeonVisions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    I’mma 18 year old virgin and even I wouldn’t be down this bad, this guy is the embodiment of Down astronomically

    • @Galm02
      @Galm02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao fr

    • @strangelakers1079
      @strangelakers1079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Being a virgin doesn’t automatically equate to being down bad

    • @DeonVisions
      @DeonVisions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@strangelakers1079 Most guys you come across that are down this bad are usually virgins.

    • @strangelakers1079
      @strangelakers1079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@DeonVisions True. Not all virgins are down bad, but all that are down bad are virgins.

    • @DeonVisions
      @DeonVisions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@strangelakers1079 The fact that the “a” was separated from the word “are” almost gave me a stroke 😂

  • @liamdealmeida9914
    @liamdealmeida9914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Can't wait for the article on how they divorced she caught him literally window shoping the newer models.

  • @jh134mvp8
    @jh134mvp8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    the japanese really are built different when it comes to this weird shit

  • @shinichisan6789
    @shinichisan6789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    No child support no nagging no fighting or false accusations that’s win/win for me

    • @anthonygonzales3523
      @anthonygonzales3523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yup that’s a good point

    • @craigclermond8001
      @craigclermond8001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @mehappy especially with the women of today im sure it will become normal. real women just offer soo little and demand soo much. the question comes down to is it worth it?

    • @madwolf0966
      @madwolf0966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So long as he be decent that's all that matters. Kinda bold to go public.

    • @hunchanchoc8418
      @hunchanchoc8418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@craigclermond8001 Nope. I lost 71% of everything, to a lazy wife who was the one that did the cheating. And remember, a wife can do this to you at ANY point: Could be 30 years down the line. You wanna live your life with that constant risk? Have a girlfriend, sure, but be VERY VERY careful who you marry or make a baby with.

    • @craigclermond8001
      @craigclermond8001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@hunchanchoc8418 agreed

  • @yyu7326
    @yyu7326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    4:30 I’ve been watching Birdman since the MW3 spawntrapping times... I can’t remember him holding a sniper and actually quickscoping before

  • @theCODboss115
    @theCODboss115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Starting from that statement at 5:10 I am now considering a doll. Those are some good points he raised...

    • @darkpaw1522
      @darkpaw1522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I caved and bought one a year ago. Wouldn't replace a real girl but it definitely beats the fleshlight by far, highly recommend. See the Doll Forum., great advice there.

    • @Gelato41_
      @Gelato41_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@darkpaw1522 waiting till full on androids with common sense are on the market

  • @copperd8778
    @copperd8778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    “What we’re not gonna do, is we’re not gonna get on here and tell lies” is my new favorite quote

  • @onomison5140
    @onomison5140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    What’s more disturbing is that the doll is actually made in the form of Asuka from Evangelion, a 14 year old girl. Sus

    • @TheChzoronzon
      @TheChzoronzon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That's why he doesn't "violate" her, he's waiting for her to grow up

    • @zakihidayat468
      @zakihidayat468 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's "sus"?

    • @djfoster720
      @djfoster720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@zakihidayat468 in short, its a popularised saying from among us, shortened ‘suspicious’ to ‘sus’

    • @e.l.2734
      @e.l.2734 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude it's anime, if you've seen Lucky Star you know what I mean lol. Character models are completely inconsistent with age.

  • @TE-cg4vw
    @TE-cg4vw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    At least the guy had a girlfriend and he didn’t just resort to a fake doll cos he couldn’t pull a real person

    • @juhalight5921
      @juhalight5921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That doll looking good though

    • @BaldTorment
      @BaldTorment 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      How do you know he's telling the truth about having real girlfriends, he said he doesn't "violate" or even kiss his sex doll for fear of damaging her "sensitive skin" so I wouldn't take his word

    • @MikeBNumba6
      @MikeBNumba6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      The guy is winning at life. He doesn't give a ef what anyone thinks of himself.
      And I bet he's saving a butt load of money compared to all those guys who got divorced.

    • @TE-cg4vw
      @TE-cg4vw 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BaldTorment I mean if the doll looks exactly the same after 2 years then he probably didnt kiss it

    • @BaldTorment
      @BaldTorment 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@TE-cg4vw that mouth is designed to be pounded, I doubt kissing it will cause damage

  • @envymeh1278
    @envymeh1278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    I can’t even be mad, this dude gets more than me

    • @varunsatheesh4730
      @varunsatheesh4730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My man down bad

    • @JDP-k2j
      @JDP-k2j 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@varunsatheesh4730 down in the mud. Down rancid.

    • @shilopnamreg6468
      @shilopnamreg6468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hey bro using your hand ain’t as bad as thinking your oversized fleshlight is a real person, we ain’t down that bad.

    • @joejutsu3268
      @joejutsu3268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      At least that dude has money to buy dolls.. $1500. Here I can't buy affordable smartphone.

  • @andrewsmith754
    @andrewsmith754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Where it's weird is in that he is treating the doll as though it's a living conscious being and thus is developing a human relationship with it. As for this topic in general, we can laugh now but these will really begin to take off globally when they get super real looking. The natural evolution of this will be full immersion VR. When it get's to that stage, it's game over for women.

    • @darkpaw1522
      @darkpaw1522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed. It's actually there just way too expensive for the average person. It's like cars when they were first made a century ago. It took cars about 40 years after their creation to reach the common middle-class market.

    • @brahtrumpwonbigly7309
      @brahtrumpwonbigly7309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      All humanity needs is for the market for women to bottom out.

    • @boslyporshy6553
      @boslyporshy6553 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Parasocial relationships are ancient

  • @dominicguzman1662
    @dominicguzman1662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Why this little weirdo lowkey speaking facts right now"... this man hand me out here dying, I really don't know why that was funny bruh

  • @wayne0075
    @wayne0075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ima keep it 110%. Birdmans commentary always takes second place to me just blankly staring at the cod gameplay going on

  • @benhummel3604
    @benhummel3604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Last time I was this early Birdman was still making Eugene videos

    • @wes7516
      @wes7516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Facts 2017 birdman hits different

    • @benhummel3604
      @benhummel3604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@wes7516 For real, I go back and rewatch the all Eugene videos every once in a while

    • @stonewesson
      @stonewesson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Let me catch my son saying “Certified Level 3 School Threat” instead of Eugene 😔

    • @jason.2580
      @jason.2580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think he said Eugene in one of his recent videos I was shook

    • @loopymomy2532
      @loopymomy2532 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wes7516 yup and females lying he was tired of.

  • @baddayrayh
    @baddayrayh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    You already know he was lying about him having previous girlfriend lol...

    • @loopymomy2532
      @loopymomy2532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Facts

    • @bobby_carmins
      @bobby_carmins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thanks for the stats on nba games btw

    • @baddayrayh
      @baddayrayh 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bobby_carmins no problem

    • @baddayrayh
      @baddayrayh 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Bryant Moore 😂😂

    • @JeremiahDouglas
      @JeremiahDouglas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      nahhh he problay got done dirty and after the last break up the ex called the cops on him cause she accused him of abuse so he had to spend 6 months in jail cause the judge was nothing but a SIMP. it's only a guess though but my man got tired of these females BULLSHIT!

  • @walmartbargainbin
    @walmartbargainbin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    This guy is engaged to a life size doll based on a 14 year old anime girl.

    • @Galm02
      @Galm02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Down terrible💀

    • @GSHK-KOR
      @GSHK-KOR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And it being Asuka, Misato is better imo

    • @ryukobestwaifu3319
      @ryukobestwaifu3319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@GSHK-KOR I ain’t even realize that was asuka

    • @matthewl2036
      @matthewl2036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@GSHK-KOR Exactly it would have been better if it was Misato 🤣🤣

    • @richie3221
      @richie3221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@matthewl2036 it would have been better if it was a actual girl

  • @Toastboy9129
    @Toastboy9129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Man with divorce on the rise I can’t even hate this dude.

  • @oliwierdlugosz2034
    @oliwierdlugosz2034 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    " what we're not gonna do is come on here and lie " truly iconic birdman quote

  • @austingross8567
    @austingross8567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    “Menace to society, school threat” you’re quoting flight

  • @CertainOverlord
    @CertainOverlord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    i dont really care if you have a doll, but trying to have a relationship with it is downright weird. especially marrying one .

    • @luvnight7274
      @luvnight7274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      u edited this comment and still didn’t change the “do” into “don’t”. I rule this opinion invalid and I sentence thee to one year of elementary school.

    • @maximumpain4579
      @maximumpain4579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      At least it can't divorce u.

    • @CertainOverlord
      @CertainOverlord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@luvnight7274 lmao i didnt even notice because at first i had to edit out a part of what i said i wasn't even focused on the do or dont.

    • @luvnight7274
      @luvnight7274 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CertainOverlord ur making a whole lotta assumptions

    • @luvnight7274
      @luvnight7274 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CertainOverlord it means ur argument sucks cuz u don’t know what ur talking about

  • @Komrade64
    @Komrade64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    This guy it's actually well known in some Evangelion groups, even on Latin America

    • @omallium9658
      @omallium9658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ay cuz what latin American groups know this dude

    • @zuume274
      @zuume274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I love eva but damn this is just sad man

    • @bino9138
      @bino9138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Like the show?

    • @Ramen.1
      @Ramen.1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Eva is in my top 5

    • @zuume274
      @zuume274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bino9138 yeah

  • @anonymousbread6908
    @anonymousbread6908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When he said that line about being "Easier to date" I was like "Well I mean- I guess he's got a point there" right as Birdman said it too and I couldn't stop laughing for a solid ten minutes XD

  • @geremymason5936
    @geremymason5936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Bruh, imagine getting caught at a ceremony between a man and his doll and actually taking it seriously. Makes me think of those women that held ceremonies to marry themselves.

  • @crazybruno3850
    @crazybruno3850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    At least he’ll never get cheated on lol

    • @alsokut2809
      @alsokut2809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Nah man 👀 people still be able to slide in if the door open lmao

    • @crazybruno3850
      @crazybruno3850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@alsokut2809 lmaoo

  • @andrewrivas3989
    @andrewrivas3989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Never clicked off of the hub so quick

    • @OhRaez
      @OhRaez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Nah fuck the Hub, my homies using Xvideos now

    • @user-fi2zs2ww1r
      @user-fi2zs2ww1r 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@OhRaez ive been seeing stuff like 'our commitment to safety' banners plastered recently. im assuming its related, can you explain the drama going on?

    • @thrpotatoasfgfejfidieiidkr7071
      @thrpotatoasfgfejfidieiidkr7071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@user-fi2zs2ww1r I think it's about how ph removed all unverified vids because of actual rape and stuff being uploaded and credit card companies wanted nothing to do with it so they booked it until they removed them

    • @OhRaez
      @OhRaez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@user-fi2zs2ww1r There was child porn and rape apparently being uploaded, monetary free, and twitter brought it to the public. So instead of finding and taking down specific videos, Pornhub in a panic purged the site of ALL videos from unverified users. Which also took down some of the best content that simply wasn't verified.
      Xvideos, XNXX, and others are untouched though.

    • @FatalDyZr
      @FatalDyZr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Down bad

  • @cito3874
    @cito3874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is the only channel that has genuinely funny titles

  • @MrBraybray24
    @MrBraybray24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Please don’t ever stop making your content birdman I’ve been watching for so many years and I don’t wanna stop man keep up the good work you’re awesome

  • @mrkicker11181
    @mrkicker11181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Honestly be happy with what makes you feel happy, we all got our personal comfort level of joy

  • @upstar21t
    @upstar21t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I mean considering the alternative, is this really that bad?

  • @hajjamajd
    @hajjamajd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Just straight up down cataclysmic

  • @jaylajones9199
    @jaylajones9199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    So we’re just gonna dismiss that “Mochi” is dressed as a 14 year old anime girl?

    • @A1-_-
      @A1-_- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      why does she have to be 14? maybe she’s 15

    • @Succulent_Stroker
      @Succulent_Stroker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@A1-_- like that's any better

    • @hentai-man1692
      @hentai-man1692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Alright I’m 15 so let’s not start the accusations but it’s a drawing, cmon.

    • @curse7629
      @curse7629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I just notice the doll like asuka from Eva

    • @joekerr2348
      @joekerr2348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      There's 30 yr olds that dress like 14 yr olds so what's ur point?

  • @latt.qcd9221
    @latt.qcd9221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dolls generally go on sale when they're a discontinued item. They only make a particular item for so long before they stop selling it. Not to mention, like any other store, doll stores will occasionally have discounts on their items just as a sale.

  • @PleasentDddd
    @PleasentDddd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Man got tired of dating on veteran difficulty. So he decided to stay on practice mode.

  • @yournotgully
    @yournotgully 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    its literally an oversized expensive fleshlight

    • @RogueSanta
      @RogueSanta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      But at least it don't argue

    • @ThatWasMyGirl
      @ThatWasMyGirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@RogueSanta word. Getting this doll will save you hundred of thousands of dollars from a divorce lol or just thousands having girlfriends. Also will save you an ass load amount of time

    • @johnmarston7268
      @johnmarston7268 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ThatWasMyGirl I'm sure it will.

    • @darkpaw1522
      @darkpaw1522 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Feels like a real woman inside and out. Honestly, better than a fleshlight. Wouldn't replace a real woman (yet) obviously, but still very worth it for the average guy.

  • @riadhussain428
    @riadhussain428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I'm just waiting for feminists to say "he's marrying that doll without her consent"

    • @ClayWeblogistics
      @ClayWeblogistics 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That day is coming! Really they just wanted his resources for themselves so they could run to divorce court with them! Cash and prizes, Yay!

  • @BigManTivO
    @BigManTivO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    at least if he get a divorce she can’t take 50% of his stuff

  • @realkingofantarctica
    @realkingofantarctica 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The worst part isn't the doll, it's the fact that he chose Asuka as the basis of the design.

  • @DasChykka
    @DasChykka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Birdman is in on GME. I have never been more proud to be a part of this community

  • @SheibaniOfficial
    @SheibaniOfficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    This pandemic got people down horrendous bro😭

  • @DanielEarl
    @DanielEarl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This guy making low key sense alright.

  • @dkbroman
    @dkbroman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Sophia AI Deluxe coming soon!"
    *an affair happens*

  • @sandro5535
    @sandro5535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Within 15 years from now. These dolls will be so realistic and with good voice. Could fool people she is real.
    20 years later. "Yeah my wife has not aged a day, just upgraded her looks" everyone has visible confusion.

  • @tydrulight6969
    @tydrulight6969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:54 “I’LL TRY SPINNING THATS A GOOD TRICK”

  • @peinerweener5429
    @peinerweener5429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I dont know whats worse, marrying a Miku hologram or marrying a anime girl doll

    • @roskichan3001
      @roskichan3001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don't see any problem with this.

  • @burgerbandit3646
    @burgerbandit3646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Imagine having a girlfriend so bad you just flat out revert to dolls.

  • @dblack1508
    @dblack1508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Bro this guy is ahead of his time I'm telling you. As soon as AI sex robots are a thing. Marriage and dating wont exist lol

    • @chii3960
      @chii3960 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And children

  • @vcommandarv5916
    @vcommandarv5916 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:35 I wish you said "cuz you got Mochi and now Dumpling" 🤣

  • @RobyraDaFirst
    @RobyraDaFirst 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Birdman: "This guy a freak, but why he speakin facts?"

    • @darkpaw1522
      @darkpaw1522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      To be fair, dating and romance is pretty one-sided nowadays. So having a release like this is great tbh. Better that than have it pent up and become a incel years down the line.

  • @samuelbjr5484
    @samuelbjr5484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Why do I feel like this is a marketing strategy

    • @aceboogie8986
      @aceboogie8986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thats what i was thinking also 👍👍

  • @Mewwnii
    @Mewwnii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Let me catch my son buying a used doll and marrying it 😂cause it’s “easier to date”

    • @stonewesson
      @stonewesson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hopefully they can make a male version of the doll!

    • @malikhiholman2012
      @malikhiholman2012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@stonewesson Tf if you’re a dude that’s sus as hell

    • @envygd4902
      @envygd4902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tbh he's got a point lol

    • @ManlyCynicalStoic
      @ManlyCynicalStoic 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t think it was used bro

    • @栗栖が萌じゃない
      @栗栖が萌じゃない 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stonewesson they do

  • @melancholy6597
    @melancholy6597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    She needs to stop messing around and get back in the EVA

    • @matthewl2036
      @matthewl2036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But why Asuka tho it would have been more fitting if it was Rei because she gets called a doll by Asuka

    • @GSHK-KOR
      @GSHK-KOR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Matthew L LOL

  • @ilovetweek000
    @ilovetweek000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    when down bad doesnt cut it anymore and you gotta bring out the down horrendous

  • @charleschristianson2730
    @charleschristianson2730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Dude's totally right, though. I lose my shit over girls staring at their goddamn phone all the time.

  • @Khan-_-Art1st
    @Khan-_-Art1st 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Imagine you just steal his "wife" and have your way with it 🤣

  • @vulkan1797
    @vulkan1797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Fr tho this man may be weird now but down the line hell be seen as a pioneer who went and took one for the team and got ridiculed just so this could get more finetuned and that is when the real party starts..and you know whos gonna be down horrendous then?
    WOMEN

    • @davegan8551
      @davegan8551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      facts , get these things talking , a bit of moment and a bit more realistic and i’m in.

    • @nineiota19
      @nineiota19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean, the dude is down bad. But I think girls are the ones taking the L here considering a doll is giving them competition AND winning. The dude may be a loser, but it's a happy loser with money.

  • @Chronicrealngga
    @Chronicrealngga 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Was literally on the hub but bird man uploaded

  • @MultiAnime4U
    @MultiAnime4U 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I own one of these dolls and feel no shame about it. Most real people are faker than these dolls. I have no desire to marry or be in a relationship with my doll. I use her for what I need her for and she goes back in the corner.

  • @liamdealmeida9914
    @liamdealmeida9914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Can't wait for the article on how they divorced she caught him literally window shoping the newer models. And then a follow up on how she's getting by without him by being a manikin in Walmart or something.

  • @honoramd6176
    @honoramd6176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I can't believe people actually do this lmao.

    • @gravekeepersven82
      @gravekeepersven82 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Well when todays women 9/10 prefer Hygamy vs being traditional plus add in the tinder esque culture and add #metoo and this is the result.

    • @parkeranimations3671
      @parkeranimations3671 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Fondil Mahbols yeah and that’s weird.

    • @flandy6166
      @flandy6166 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gravekeepersven82 9/10 it's overexagerated. Maybe 6/10.

  • @malcadorthesigillite2541
    @malcadorthesigillite2541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This says a lot about the current state of men & women.

  • @pepsicop4612
    @pepsicop4612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I’m telling y’all people who make sex dolls will be the first to make AI robots but just as sex dolls

  • @ninetailsk1210
    @ninetailsk1210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yo can’t wait till the future happens when they get treated as real people
    Kidnapper: “hey John, I bet you were wondering where ms. Stella is (the doll). If you wanna come get her back your gonna have to give me 100k in cash, or else I will “violate” her. *shows camera of a lifeless doll being hand cuffed*”
    John: well sh*t

  • @moskit76
    @moskit76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why you can use refurbished women,but can't use refurbished dolls?

  • @Haweaz
    @Haweaz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Eh it’s only a matter of time before lonely dudes start dating androids/robots.

    • @izzysan4013
      @izzysan4013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lonely you mean every man you ever see Futurama and the Lucy Liu robot lol 😂

    • @silverletter4551
      @silverletter4551 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's against the law for inferior males to have mates though. That's all they have. I'm also inferior but I've accepted loneliness.

    • @pineapplepawnch523
      @pineapplepawnch523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@silverletter4551 no no keep your head up cmon man

  • @zorotheminorityhunter9670
    @zorotheminorityhunter9670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That doll is a 14 year old anime character

  • @PushPopGamer
    @PushPopGamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Look man... the older I get the more I start to understand these blokes 😂 “previous girlfriends always ask for something”

  • @CallMeJay95
    @CallMeJay95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Birdman running everybody’s cheeks in this gameplay 🔥😂

  • @sonitclef8675
    @sonitclef8675 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Engineer invents a doll that can move.
    Guy with doll: do the dishes

  • @zaytm9360
    @zaytm9360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Can’t believe my boy broke 1 milly. First started watching at like 300-400k

  • @satriosaz8018
    @satriosaz8018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Can we just appreciate how cracked he is at cod

    • @fuzzy3383
      @fuzzy3383 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He used to be a pro dude.

  • @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668
    @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I wouldn't bring a fleshlight on a date, why would I bring something more creepy? Have whatever you want, but keep it at home.

  • @g6ws
    @g6ws 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If I jumped down to his level of down bad, I’d be going at terminal velocity and then die of fall damage right after

  • @waddayaknoww1223
    @waddayaknoww1223 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I saw this guy on a group I joined on facebook and it seems like he seems really happy with the doll to each their own I guess also the guy seems to be really proud too.

  • @cyanide9346
    @cyanide9346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    damn a dude marrying a EVA doll oh how humanity has fallen

    • @milesmeralis5334
      @milesmeralis5334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Really? That's where humanity fell for you? Lol ok

    • @darkpaw1522
      @darkpaw1522 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Surprised this is where humanity fell for you. There's far worst things going on in the world than a guy settling with a love doll at his own expense.

  • @thenegromancer4695
    @thenegromancer4695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    All jokes aside Japan’s population is declining because they think the women are scary so this is a neat alternative....for now

    • @silverletter4551
      @silverletter4551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's down because they are advanced to the point where children are obsolete.

    • @thenegromancer4695
      @thenegromancer4695 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@silverletter4551 gotdamn they on a whole nother lvl

  • @OdysseyK
    @OdysseyK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Shit, I mean. I'd get one. Not to marry tho. Lmaoo.

  • @videogamecheese5384
    @videogamecheese5384 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man I love this dude bird man top 5 you tubers for sure

  • @AMOGUS-rl3dp
    @AMOGUS-rl3dp 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Brother over here be clappin those electrodes.