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  • @tomandre7285
    @tomandre7285 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2019

    Slap on Titan Episode 18 finally arrives February 15th at 5pm Eastern Standard Time.
    twitter.com/SlapOnTitan/status/955873922712592384
    We just premiered an early version at Ohayocon 2018 and the reception was incredible! Thank you to everyone who joined us for the panel. For everyone watching at home, we're less than three weeks out! HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS.

    • @sandwichbilly4582
      @sandwichbilly4582 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Fuck yeah

    • @camstuart19
      @camstuart19 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Let’s go!!!!

    • @MiddletonVA
      @MiddletonVA 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Been watching for years, Amazing job with everything thank you for continuing the series. It was actually your series that got me into voice acting, so thanks n shit. KEEP IT UP BOIS.

    • @darling6639
      @darling6639 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Been watching since forever, so happy it’s finally gonna come out! Hope your better now and I’m super excited ❤️❤️

    • @e-0005
      @e-0005 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      After a year of not watching this I just finished binge watching this and look what I find, none other then the promise of ep 18. Thank you for this and I'll be waiting :)

  • @theautisticretard3907
    @theautisticretard3907 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10396

    "It's either everyone dead, or Voldemort's returned"

  • @wratatatata5499
    @wratatatata5499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7852

    Armin's love for female titan is surprisingly aging well

    • @stefanodellonte1813
      @stefanodellonte1813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +376

      Yes the ship is real !!

    • @bmona7550
      @bmona7550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +587

      Well, Annie did *seductively call out Armin's name* when he was in the tunnels

    • @stefanodellonte1813
      @stefanodellonte1813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@bmona7550 Really ??! i don't recall that... cool

    • @siaa1240
      @siaa1240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      @@stefanodellonte1813 she said Armin's name seductively
      Armiihh😂🔥💕

    • @seg162
      @seg162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      "When did _that_ start?"
      "No."

  • @baguette4607
    @baguette4607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7685

    I like how armin doesn’t even try to tell Reiner he’s a boy. He just- accepts it.

    • @danielle7975
      @danielle7975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +454

      Well Eren told him but I guess he just ignored it because Armin is blonde

    • @baguette4607
      @baguette4607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@danielle7975 lol

    • @supremacy-dt7ud
      @supremacy-dt7ud 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      @@danielle7975 maybe he had too much sky to remember.

    • @danielle7975
      @danielle7975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      @@supremacy-dt7ud Fucking roids man😅

    • @supremacy-dt7ud
      @supremacy-dt7ud 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      @@danielle7975 Poundtown brother

  • @Cloudiday
    @Cloudiday 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4680

    Armin: She's beautiful...
    Reiner: LeSbIaN!
    Armin: 👁👄👁

    • @innocentweeb3263
      @innocentweeb3263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      Armin:*secretly likes being called a girl* sureeeeee

    • @blox3d279
      @blox3d279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      @@innocentweeb3263 canon armin : ayo what the fuck

    • @guitarzcore
      @guitarzcore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@blox3d279 now i wanna hear him say that lmao

    • @mycrushisapotato2741
      @mycrushisapotato2741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      👁👄👁

    • @MoonoStar
      @MoonoStar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@mycrushisapotato2741 Hey Armin

  • @annamariebee
    @annamariebee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7696

    I watched this before I watched Attack on Titan, so I genuinely thought Armin was actually a psychotic maniac

  • @SlimzProductionz
    @SlimzProductionz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7261

    I died when Armin started ranting about being the Crimson king. Can’t stop laughing at him and Reiner and his crayons

    • @Skywalker-yx6ej
      @Skywalker-yx6ej 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Roland Deschain too bad

    • @Skywalker-yx6ej
      @Skywalker-yx6ej 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Roland Deschain how was that a woosh, it was barely even a joke

    • @thefallinkids
      @thefallinkids 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      i cant breath hahaha

    • @johnmiller1383
      @johnmiller1383 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      I love how when they were fighting Annie Armin was just ranting off in the background about some random dark stuff

    • @DerWaidmann_
      @DerWaidmann_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That's the only scene in this series that made me lose my breath

  • @YaBoyYeag
    @YaBoyYeag 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2666

    Jean: THINK OF YOUR FAVORITE CRAYON
    - Silence and blood -
    - Reiner bursts out-
    Reiner: CRAAAAYYYOLLAAAAAAA

    • @TheGmt717
      @TheGmt717 7 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Connie Springer reiner is sooo hilarious in this show

    • @theautisticretard3907
      @theautisticretard3907 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Xav only time I like him xD

    • @mckenzie.latham91
      @mckenzie.latham91 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Totally pound-town bro!

    • @MarcAlcatraz
      @MarcAlcatraz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      he actually says sunset orange before that

    • @absoluteunit8518
      @absoluteunit8518 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Poundtown

  • @jediaray8847
    @jediaray8847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2707

    Armin being a sadist is the best idea ever

    • @innocentweeb3263
      @innocentweeb3263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Bad idea for fanfic writers

    • @act2wasstronger182
      @act2wasstronger182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      O really..🙂🙂

    • @CarlaJageryearsago
      @CarlaJageryearsago 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@act2wasstronger182 no

    • @boredangel5788
      @boredangel5788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@CarlaJageryearsago Oh yes

    • @_sasha._
      @_sasha._ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      i feel like deep down, underneath all of the manipulation skills and brainpower, he's at least a little bit of a sadist.

  • @maxgodard3319
    @maxgodard3319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6849

    Did this... did this just become canon?

  • @ceoofhamburgermeat6712
    @ceoofhamburgermeat6712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6474

    I can imagine Eren saying "Poundtown Reiner! What about poundtown?!" When Reiner and Bertholdt reveal themselves

    • @vay9395
      @vay9395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +303

      I'm actually wheezing

    • @Br0nzeDuke
      @Br0nzeDuke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +417

      It will be around 2 decades wait but it will be worth it

    • @ToffeeCoffee001
      @ToffeeCoffee001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +399

      Reiner: Poundtown.. is no more.

    • @mr.incognito2687
      @mr.incognito2687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +455

      @@ToffeeCoffee001 Reiner: Hey I'm the Poundtown Tank, and Bert's the Colossal Steamboat. We're gonna need you to come with us to count our crayons. C'mon bruh, Poundtown.

    • @spaceangelmewtwo9074
      @spaceangelmewtwo9074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      "You don't get it, Eren. Poundtown is where we walk into town and pound everything into a bloody paste. Now c'mon, bro. Poundtown for life."

  • @academicsquid1270
    @academicsquid1270 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4787

    jean: think of ur favorite crayon!
    Reiner: SUNSET ORANGS
    Armin: YES! CRUSH HIM MY DARK QUEEN

  • @Jayboosuzy
    @Jayboosuzy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2669

    jean and reiner: *about to die*
    armin: CRUSH HIM MY DARK QUEEN

    • @Omega-jg4oq
      @Omega-jg4oq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Armin is creepy as hell and funny at the same time lol

    • @act2wasstronger182
      @act2wasstronger182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Omega-jg4oq I take that as a compliment..

    • @Omega-jg4oq
      @Omega-jg4oq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@act2wasstronger182 and I'll be glad to hear that from the crimson king

    • @act2wasstronger182
      @act2wasstronger182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I, am Armin Arlert,
      First of his name, ruler of Andal
      Grand Spectator of Space and Time
      And my will shall not be denied!!

    • @VeriBXx
      @VeriBXx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Armin is creepy and im living for it

  • @DakotaBaby2015
    @DakotaBaby2015 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4202

    Laughed for a solid ten minutes at "Armeen this is no time to look for caterpillars, bro!"

    • @DANEMAN5
      @DANEMAN5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      I like how it sounded like the voice actor kinda laughs while delivering the line hahah, it’s perfect.

    • @lgassassin5794
      @lgassassin5794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      is this from season 1

    • @lgassassin5794
      @lgassassin5794 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      is this from season 1

    • @lgassassin5794
      @lgassassin5794 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DANEMAN5 is this from season 1

    • @sleepbocas
      @sleepbocas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lgassassin5794 yes

  • @bohdanvondabelsky5972
    @bohdanvondabelsky5972 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2790

    Armin is my favorite character in this parody. like holy shit

    • @VueiyVisarelli
      @VueiyVisarelli 8 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      Armin becomes the best character in _all_ the parodies, LOL. XD

    • @gooseton
      @gooseton 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      VueiyVisarelli Yeah. Lol xD

    • @chadsolomon4527
      @chadsolomon4527 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I like the collosal Titan
      Hoodenie nigga! (Don't know how to spell XD)

    • @minishhh9878
      @minishhh9878 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      yup my fav is armin

    • @bohdanvondabelsky5972
      @bohdanvondabelsky5972 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Chad Solomon Houdini

  • @cacophony7941
    @cacophony7941 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2089

    Armin' s abridged character is and always will be pure GOLD.

  • @purplephantom2441
    @purplephantom2441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2089

    Reiner without his voice actor wouldn't be half as funny

    • @callmehotnotpretty1
      @callmehotnotpretty1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      did- did you just make a Marco joke?

    • @sloanissocoolandgreat
      @sloanissocoolandgreat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@callmehotnotpretty1 NOO

    • @ackerwoman16
      @ackerwoman16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@callmehotnotpretty1
      Wdym?

    • @MarcusXD100
      @MarcusXD100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@ackerwoman16 marco corpse was only HALF eaten

    • @ackerwoman16
      @ackerwoman16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MarcusXD100
      Omg yes

  • @MystiqueHorizon
    @MystiqueHorizon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4142

    "I HAVE LITTLE LEGS!!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
    "And I'm pretty sure Captain Levi qualifies as a hobbit,,, but it'll have to do..." 😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂
    CRAYYYOOOLLLAAAAA!!! 😂😂😂

    • @ericb7254
      @ericb7254 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      All those mothafuckas gonna die 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣damn oluo is my fav character from this parody

    • @kazumasatou5890
      @kazumasatou5890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@ericb7254 nononon what about armeen

    • @lgassassin5794
      @lgassassin5794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      is this from season 1

    • @thedonutdeer8960
      @thedonutdeer8960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      13:06 "BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN' EVERYWHERE"

    • @hieshie9133
      @hieshie9133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Armin is 5’4 and Levi is 5’3 lol

  • @Suikogiru
    @Suikogiru 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2106

    7:37 "oh, so that's why im not allowed in the girl's bathroom."
    - Armin Arlert

  • @cyberpsychosis2606
    @cyberpsychosis2606 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2963

    "Either everyone's dead or......or voldemort's returned." IM DEAD KILL ME!

    • @ndjdjdj986
      @ndjdjdj986 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      OMG SAME!!! I'll just randomly repeat that to people even people who don't watch aot 😂

    • @Skertelles
      @Skertelles 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂

    • @LOSTOBERON
      @LOSTOBERON 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      SAME

    • @kellyhack867
      @kellyhack867 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      So everyones dead, he who must not be named is still gone. Good.

    • @stopjudgingmebecauseofmyna5671
      @stopjudgingmebecauseofmyna5671 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD

  • @cheshirekilo176
    @cheshirekilo176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    "No man can take her down. But Mikasa is no man . . . And I'm pretty sure Captain Levi qualifies as a hobit."
    *-Armin Arlert*

  • @eternalronin3869
    @eternalronin3869 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3441

    Has anyone else noticed that the motivational speeches in this abridged series are way better than the ones in the actual anime?

    • @pifiepif9249
      @pifiepif9249 8 ปีที่แล้ว +424

      Actually at some points this parody also makes way more sense than the original anime too XD

    • @prodigy1445
      @prodigy1445 7 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Johnny Trejo holy shit your right! PRAISE THE WALLS!

    • @nickkern4109
      @nickkern4109 7 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      Johnny Trejo Unironically his speech about selflessness is only so he can coax the others into doing what he wants. Lowkey selfish.

    • @dgcarrotpierce4197
      @dgcarrotpierce4197 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes

    • @turtlelover4373
      @turtlelover4373 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      557deadpool sao abridged was magnificent

  • @lolidk4011
    @lolidk4011 7 ปีที่แล้ว +659

    "But Mikasa is no man, and I'm pretty sure Captain Levi qualifies for a Hobbit" XD Omg I love Armin

  • @goonggoongginga9954
    @goonggoongginga9954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1389

    8:48 not even the voice actor could control their laughter about this line

    • @nightingail3930
      @nightingail3930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +265

      Honestly it works so well with Reiner's character tho

    • @mountaindeu6765
      @mountaindeu6765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      ArmeEEN

    • @Kkingbob85
      @Kkingbob85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Omg I didn't even realize
      That makes this line even better, I fricking died at that line

    • @sx1ch1.1
      @sx1ch1.1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Your likes are 666 I don't wanna break it lol

    • @hiddenperson3696
      @hiddenperson3696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Make the walls great again.

  • @marinetoast88
    @marinetoast88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    I love the idea of Reiner just going 100% serious with a deep and menacing voice when he tells Eren about him being the Armored Titan

    • @rheenawhitt9203
      @rheenawhitt9203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      on slap on titan or attack on titan???

    • @rheenawhitt9203
      @rheenawhitt9203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      BUT MEEE TOOO OMLL

    • @eclecticwitch4515
      @eclecticwitch4515 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      just totally drops the frat boy act and deadpans it

    • @hithedragon7842
      @hithedragon7842 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I like to think that in this universe his compartmentalizing is just him being on drugs vs sober

  • @rockmanbret9028
    @rockmanbret9028 5 ปีที่แล้ว +777

    "How did YOU survive?"
    "Cause girls don't hurt each other, bro! Vag Code 101!" 💀💀

    • @Bored-tf2gd
      @Bored-tf2gd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Historia Armeen agrees with you

  • @dietdogwater6422
    @dietdogwater6422 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2464

    When Reiner started naming off crayon colors 😂😂😂

  • @zeva1001
    @zeva1001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2136

    for anyone who loved it as much as i did , armins speech..as much as i could discern it ..
    "why wont you love me ,i am the crimson king
    anointed in blood ,and destined to claim you by my side
    look upon theses 2 sacrifices i brought you
    look upon them and use them as you will
    their souls are yours to take ,and once you join my side
    we will take so, so many more
    i am armin arlert first of his name, king of the Andals, ruler of the unborn
    the grand spectator of space and time
    and my will shall not be denied
    yes, crush him my dark queen
    we'll consummate our future on his mangled corpse
    yes crush him, crush him "
    and..end scene

    • @gavinwebber3337
      @gavinwebber3337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      How does this only have 12 likes?

    • @Zack-dx1cl
      @Zack-dx1cl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Thank you my good man

    • @u1tra_p0wer52
      @u1tra_p0wer52 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      14:38

    • @Notfuneh
      @Notfuneh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I got "we shall consume so many more" but your are a literal saint

    • @et22585
      @et22585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      *MY WILL SHALL NOT BE DENIED!!!*

  • @leillah
    @leillah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    “we really got screwed over in this life didn’t we” why is this whole scene oddly emotional 12:11

    • @caimbfswielder2779
      @caimbfswielder2779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      reiner and jean kinda had a similer chat in 135 when surrounded by titans oddly enough

    • @dragonballptkjr.3922
      @dragonballptkjr.3922 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I rewatched the original. And personally Armins speech was here way better and epic. Even reiners funny line "come on bro, poundtown forever" Made it more epic because you can hear in hes voice he knows that this could be hes death. Even when we know from the original that he is the collosal titan

  • @wesleyprice2523
    @wesleyprice2523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2058

    "My first death!!!!!! *AND IT WAS AN ABORTION*

    • @obscure_genesis
      @obscure_genesis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      _"wasn't"_

    • @randomz1472
      @randomz1472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@obscure_genesis no he said 'and it was'

    • @obscure_genesis
      @obscure_genesis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      _"was"_

    • @yugiamane4049
      @yugiamane4049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      armin needs therapy

    • @rooke1489
      @rooke1489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@yugiamane4049 stop kink shaming

  • @biblicallydriven
    @biblicallydriven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4433

    armin loving annie actually fits with the current narrative in the manga lol

    • @teslamid9923
      @teslamid9923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +332

      Came back to this after chapter 131 seeing how this basically became canon

    • @Harin9unu
      @Harin9unu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Almost a canon ship

    • @DrEgonCholakian
      @DrEgonCholakian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      The crimson king needs his dark queen

    • @rodrigomora1178
      @rodrigomora1178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      @@MrLoofDuf Annie failed her mission because she was simping for Armin.

    • @scenery4789
      @scenery4789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      literally what i was thinking 😭

  • @swag304
    @swag304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3521

    Here’s a time stamp for people who want to repeat Armin’s speech
    14:38

    • @karmaw7206
      @karmaw7206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      PLS I LOVE HIS SPEACH--

    • @johnanthis5295
      @johnanthis5295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +323

      The fact that he keeps talking while Jean is shouting at Reiner is even funnier

    • @mandingopantsparty2299
      @mandingopantsparty2299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      For real 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @chaotic549
      @chaotic549 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I think you mean "The Crimson King"

    • @foquitajeej2399
      @foquitajeej2399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@karmaw7206
      Ew

  • @tablesalt6438
    @tablesalt6438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +806

    Ok. Take a moment and think about this. Imagine what this Armin would do with normal Armin’s Colossal Titan.

    • @shxronp8966
      @shxronp8966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      we need a slap on titan season 3 & 4 adaptation just to see this

    • @strawberry.kiss_1045
      @strawberry.kiss_1045 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      disaster at its finest 💀

    • @arbiterskiss6692
      @arbiterskiss6692 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      "Deja vu. This is a place I have seen only in my wettest dreams."

    • @alienaliceien
      @alienaliceien 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Armin will be a worse threat to humanity than anything else

    • @bigdaddyvladdy1212
      @bigdaddyvladdy1212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Going on this admins thought process, he prolly wax the brain behind the Marley invasion and nuked the the navy just for the fun of it haha!

  • @eye9359
    @eye9359 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3868

    HAHAHA ARMIN CALLED CAPTAIN LEVI A HOBBIT

  • @heartsfromlexi
    @heartsfromlexi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1953

    "Yes...come to me..
    mY WiFeU"

    • @tanjiroukamado5766
      @tanjiroukamado5766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      And now his waifu loves him back in the manga. Congrats Crimson King

    • @Yahirplaysminecraft
      @Yahirplaysminecraft 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@tanjiroukamado5766 HOD FUCKING DAMMIT I HATE MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @mumei5068
      @mumei5068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@tanjiroukamado5766 kingu crimsonnnnnn

    • @mariagmbautista
      @mariagmbautista 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂

  • @DokuArts
    @DokuArts 7 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    I love how innocent they make reiner look in this. Something about him trying to think of his favorite crayons is just adorable.

    • @willimeister2553
      @willimeister2553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I wonder how his betrayal is gonna play out

    • @collinsimmons7693
      @collinsimmons7693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Fu$&ing turbo bro lol

    • @tomlincoln4689
      @tomlincoln4689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      YOLO

    • @gravityfel7896
      @gravityfel7896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      "REINER?!!! YOU'RE A FREAKING TITAN?!!!!"
      ".......Pound town, bro."

    • @aaronbiduk813
      @aaronbiduk813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I imagine either hes going to be exactly the same or will just turn into a completely different character

  • @daftrok
    @daftrok 3 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    He literally DOES become the Crimson King anointed in Blood. How prophetic is this guy?!

  • @tomandre7285
    @tomandre7285 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2163

    Everything Armin says during the Crimson King Rant (spoilers?):
    Armin (covered in blood): *_I AM THE CRIMSON KING!!!_* ANOINTED IN BLOOD, AND DESTINED TO CLAIM YOU BY MY SIDE!
    Armin: LOOK UPON THESE TWO SACRIFICES I BROUGHT YOU! LOOK UPON AND USE THEM AS YOU WILL! THEIR SOULS ARE YOURS TO TAKE! AND ONCE YOU JOIN MY SIDE, WE SHALL TAKE SO, *_SO_* MANY MORE!!!
    Armin: (still screaming at the Female Titan) I AM ARMIN ARLERT, FIRST OF HIS NAME, KING OF THE ANDALS, RULER OF THE UNBORN, THE GRAND SPECTATOR OF SPACE AND TIME, AND MY WILL SHALL NOT BE DENIED!!!
    Armin: YES...CRUSH HIM, MY DARK QUEEN! LET US CONSUMMATE OUR FUTURE UPON THE TWISTED REMNANTS OF HIS MANGLED CORPSE!!!
    Armin: YES, CRUSH HIM! CRUSH HIM!

    • @tomandre7285
      @tomandre7285 8 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      +tomandre Also, fun fact: every crayon color Reiner lists during that scene is an actual, legit crayon made by Crayola.

    • @gremlin254
      @gremlin254 8 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      +tomandre They are also actual, legit crayons that Reiner has stuck up his nose before. Personally, I think Crayola should release a special crayon to commemorate his bravery in Episode 17-- Poundtown Purple.

    • @komori.V
      @komori.V 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lol

    • @rodrelgiles9586
      @rodrelgiles9586 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      +Armin Arlert all hail

    • @justjay8742
      @justjay8742 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      +tomandre I fking love Armin, he's my child of the Dark. The Alternate Hellboy.

  • @catpoke9557
    @catpoke9557 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3206

    An episode all about Armeen? Love it!

    • @fhageran
      @fhageran 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Gerald Johnson you didn't catch it...
      Come back to episode 3

    • @Kevin-pf2ig
      @Kevin-pf2ig 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Armin... Holy crap. Laughing so hard.

    • @theautisticretard3907
      @theautisticretard3907 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Gerald Johnson clearly you don't listen to Reiner.

    • @vymaanika
      @vymaanika 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Double Moustache you don't know how to spell "my" name?

    • @apug7096
      @apug7096 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Can he bring an industrial strength toaster?

  • @tiffcat3887
    @tiffcat3887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +940

    "RUN AWAY FROM YOUR DREAMS ARMIN!!! IT'S NOT REAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!"
    Me everytime an oportunity comes to my life

  • @lawlita7
    @lawlita7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    Armin ranting about some random dark shit in the background with the deepest voice was the highlight of my day 😭✋

  • @LORDdrPepper
    @LORDdrPepper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2257

    Armin going nuts over annie in this makes it so much better after chapter 131 XD

    • @germancat8754
      @germancat8754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What happens

    • @JustaFan2231
      @JustaFan2231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@germancat8754 They're sailing

    • @ayesha-mf2ko
      @ayesha-mf2ko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@JustaFan2231 on a ship, literally

    • @drybrucke1
      @drybrucke1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@ayesha-mf2ko A flying ship.

    • @aresbeta9146
      @aresbeta9146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@drybrucke1 a flying Titan you mean?

  • @fati4058
    @fati4058 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1000

    13:06 Are we all just going to ignore Reiner background singin "booty booty rockin everywhere"!

    • @cherrylao7046
      @cherrylao7046 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      13:22

    • @torterrible6105
      @torterrible6105 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I saw this as while Reiner was saying that LMAO

    • @zel3146
      @zel3146 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I FOOOUUUND YOOOU MS NEW BOOTY
      GET IT TOGETHER AND BRING IT BACK TO ME

    • @abbybrownabbz8301
      @abbybrownabbz8301 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Born To Die *Levi voice:* yes.

    • @danielle7975
      @danielle7975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You know I never realized that 😅😂😂

  • @itskindofemily
    @itskindofemily 8 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    ERWIN IS THE ONLY PARTIALLY SERIOUS CHARACTER IN THIS AND I LOVE IT XD

    • @alyssa7845
      @alyssa7845 8 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      BOOGLY BOOGLY BOOGLY SPACE RAINBOWS!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @itskindofemily
      @itskindofemily 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Alyssa NEVER MIND XD

    • @nottelling7096
      @nottelling7096 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean....... Hange's crazy in ASOT, but she's crazy in AOT too. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @eireto5450
      @eireto5450 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Eren and mikasa are pretty serious. Its just eren is a whiny little bitch thats too stupid to think, and mikasa is, well 'Sex driven'

    • @kugekianimations
      @kugekianimations 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Rico is normal...

  • @Ichigo_Berry
    @Ichigo_Berry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    Ignore this-
    6:11 I got shit to do
    6:42 Giant Ravenous Angle of Death
    7:15 Run away from your dreams
    8:00 Senpai noticed me
    8:29 I have little legs
    14:38 Crimson King
    16:25 I watched as she galloped away

    • @ironwolfinsanity4476
      @ironwolfinsanity4476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Best fucking comment ever

    • @horselover1992
      @horselover1992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The ‘it’s not real’ is how I cope😂 RUN AWAY FROM YOUR DREAMS, ITS NOT REAL!!!

    • @horselover1992
      @horselover1992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Also, the Crimson King speech is the best🤣

    • @connornewman5561
      @connornewman5561 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      U for got 2:14 calm down armin

  • @facu_avm
    @facu_avm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1871

    0:48
    “¡Not deep enough!”
    “¡¡That’s what she saaAAID!!”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Blaze-np7tk
      @Blaze-np7tk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Haha

    • @obscure_genesis
      @obscure_genesis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ahaH

    • @abirb7140
      @abirb7140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmmmmmao

    • @verssy4777
      @verssy4777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Amazing 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Marcyq731
      @Marcyq731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Beyond being a joke that's just so relatable, trying to get a joke in and only barely finishing while trying to avoid certain death

  • @Maximaker02
    @Maximaker02 7 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    In my head-canon, this portrayal of Reiner takes all of those drugs to cope with the fact that he's the fact that he's the Armored Titan, and that he caused so much death and destruction.

    • @jefferyoneill1
      @jefferyoneill1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Maximaker02 Nice. Do you have one for Bert?

    • @Maximaker02
      @Maximaker02 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Not really, I guess. They haven't exactly done anything with Bert in A Slap On Titan, which is actually true to his unassertive and shy nature in canon.

    • @scattershotjd9823
      @scattershotjd9823 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Maximaker02 oh God, I'm already picturing his transformation in season 2, as soon as he shifts he goes "SURPRISE NIGGAS!!!"

    • @TheJonesdude
      @TheJonesdude 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He also killed Marco

    • @YeagerVF
      @YeagerVF 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      you cant say that yet

  • @tanjiroukamado5766
    @tanjiroukamado5766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +903

    When a parody series predicted your ship 4 years ago:
    YES THE CRIMSON KING CONFESSED HIS LOVE TO HIS DARK QUEEN AND THEY WILL CONSUMMATE AND LOVE EACH OTHER UNTIL THE END OF DAYS

    • @zachg.4251
      @zachg.4251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      *DURING THE END OF DAYS

    • @aurore1922
      @aurore1922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@zachg.4251 Good rectification

    • @Alex-wg6cc
      @Alex-wg6cc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I-is that you...brother??!!

    • @act2wasstronger182
      @act2wasstronger182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You bet we will!

    • @Cryptvixity
      @Cryptvixity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "UNTIL THE DAY OF JUDGEMENT REIGNS DOWN UPON THIS UNIVERSE!!!" could've fit better in my opinion.

  • @whosaudra
    @whosaudra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    i love jean, reiner, and armin’s voice, i think they fit perfectly, plus it’s hilarious

  • @anidiot2181
    @anidiot2181 7 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    I watched this episode of the anime yesterday, and seriously, I thought Armin would scream "I AM THE CRIMSON KING!" every time he appeared on screen... which was all the episode

    • @yuichirohyakuya2743
      @yuichirohyakuya2743 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too

    • @ericb7254
      @ericb7254 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh yeah levi armin called you a hobbit XDDDDDDD

    • @lovephantom561
      @lovephantom561 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      So Female Titan is his "Killer Queen"?

    • @sydney3170
      @sydney3170 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Love Phantom
      SHES A KILLLEEERRRRR QUUUUUEEEENNN

    • @lex5938
      @lex5938 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Levi Ackermann Armin also tried to sacrifice you XD

  • @4tell
    @4tell 7 ปีที่แล้ว +835

    "My first death! And it was an abortion, too!"
    I wish Armin could be more like this in the actual anime tbh ://

    • @zombiejager9735
      @zombiejager9735 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Queen With all the shit that's happened in the last few chapters, I wouldn't be surprised if Armin went a little insane.

    • @Dim2134
      @Dim2134 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Well his motivational speeches are pretty goddamn bad in the actual anime too though. The whole "you need to be willing to throw away your humanity" shtick, you know? Not bad as in not effective but bad as in they feel morally questionable at times.

    • @jetiscute1
      @jetiscute1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'm perfect the way I am in the anime shut your fucking piehole smh

    • @forkconsumerate
      @forkconsumerate 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Armin Arlert HOW DARE YOU DEFILE ME, USELESS ALTERNATE PERSONALITY!

    • @Nognamogo
      @Nognamogo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Armin Arlert The Crimson King All hail the blood stained god!

  • @leef2305
    @leef2305 6 ปีที่แล้ว +790

    Green... Is _not a _*_primary COLOR_*

    • @bluebosnian
      @bluebosnian 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Emma Laurence GREEN IS NOT A CREATIVE COLOR (dhmIs) reference

    • @RetroIsaac
      @RetroIsaac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Actually depends on what you refer to. CMYK, RBG, RBY.

    • @holybamboozler
      @holybamboozler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Green is a primary color in lighting

    • @Tree
      @Tree 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hey, the only thing that matters here is that PURPLE is for Voldemort.

  • @LydiaReneeDarling
    @LydiaReneeDarling 3 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    I love how well Armin’s feelings for the Female Titan aged 😂

  • @CriminalIntent89
    @CriminalIntent89 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2122

    SPOILER:
    he literally is the crimson king now. the giant red colossal titan

    • @NoName-ze4qn
      @NoName-ze4qn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      Annointed in blood of Marleyan soldiers and civilians

    • @kazumasatou5890
      @kazumasatou5890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Imagaine if he ate reiner i prolly spelled that wrong he'd me 60 meters and have armor plates all around his body :o

    • @shigokin13
      @shigokin13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He is now the God of destruction

    • @gogodaal7273
      @gogodaal7273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Private Weaver fucking Bert’s wussy influence

    • @Erwinner-lp8ri
      @Erwinner-lp8ri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@gogodaal7273 It's not even Bert's influence. The colossal titan has always seemed to have an attraction to the female titan. Which is why Bert never really felt anything for Annie until after getting the titan, and Armin is falling under the same curse. And given how the colossal is also the opposite of the Attack titan as it has no will while the Attack is searching for freedom, it just adds up on how Bert was a nice dude who never wanted to hurt anyone, and Armin who is the same in that regard as well.

  • @tomandre7285
    @tomandre7285 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2070

    Hey everyone. It's been months, and almost no word from me. Please accept my supreme apologies for that.
    Long story short, I've been dealing with a very serious health issue the past 8 months. It's been bad enough that I've been completely away from the channel. There's been a lot of ups and downs, it's been scary at points, and I'm not completely out of the woods yet. It's been a very personal struggle for me, one I'm still not sure how to discuss it with an audience of 88K+ (HOLY CRAP about that by the way, you all are amazing!)
    For now, know that I have not and will never give up on making Slap. I am seeing it through to Episode 25 and beyond!
    There is a LOT of content for Episode 18 that I cannot wait to share with you. It would be incredibly foolish of me to assign a release date when I've been so inconsistent. After all, I've barely been able to edit and I've still got some work left. I'm focusing on getting better, and once I'm 100% in the clear, my goal is to do All Slap, All Day. When the episode is finally out, I will do everything I can to let the Internet know, blasting it out everywhere...Slap facebook, Slap twitter, Slap instagram...hell, maybe even myspace...
    But I gotta give you at least something to anticipate and look forward to! So know that Sarge will be making an appearance in Episode 18, and it's fucking glorious.
    Also, if you thought you've seen Armin at his worst...just wait.
    These Walls don't quit :) See you soon for another round of madness

    • @c_erra
      @c_erra 7 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      tomandre No worries man, feel better soon, your content is worth years of waiting, thank you for making this series the best parody/abridged series. Feel better as soon as you can!

    • @kalopsiaselene2214
      @kalopsiaselene2214 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      tomandre take all of the time to get well! this series is worth waiting for 😁☺

    • @lvwright
      @lvwright 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Can't wait...get well

    • @SpiritOrb-tm8gf
      @SpiritOrb-tm8gf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      This is one of the only Abridged shows I watch that does not go downhill with time, so I look forward to seeing what is in store! Get well and thanks for the shout out and details! Excited already!!

    • @Rabidchu
      @Rabidchu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Holy SHIT he's alive. We all thought you were dead, bro! FUCKIN' TURBO DUDE!!!
      But for real we're stoked to see you again. Welcome back and much love from your fans.

  • @NullitasAmare
    @NullitasAmare 7 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    "Don't leave me! I HAVE LITTLE LEGS"
    Me. Me every day.

    • @Cookiecuttershark-xx
      @Cookiecuttershark-xx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tessa Ladd same I’m a hobbit

    • @potatopatata1511
      @potatopatata1511 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same here bro - it feels good to be tiny with someone else

    • @Maria-zy7cr
      @Maria-zy7cr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m not the only one!

    • @dasimations5780
      @dasimations5780 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah, thats more like levi

  • @bluecalibrifont1401
    @bluecalibrifont1401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    “But I’m pretty sure Captain Levi qualifies as a hobbit”.
    This is one of the best things I’ve ever seen

  • @emmareese4520
    @emmareese4520 6 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    I know someone who, un-ironically, talks EXACTLY like Reiner. It's kinda freaky

    • @eemansuhail
      @eemansuhail 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Lucky asshole

    • @thej8330
      @thej8330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Does he say Poundtown

    • @Scazoid
      @Scazoid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thej8330 Lmfao

    • @rxmisaa
      @rxmisaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Does he like sunset orange crayons?

    • @thej8330
      @thej8330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Scazoid no seriously does he say it every 10 seconds

  • @andrecravo3774
    @andrecravo3774 7 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    Armins speech from what i heard(capslock for parts with subtitles and no for parts without):
    "WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME
    I AM THE CRIMSON KING
    ANOITED IN BLOOD AND DESTINED TO CLAIM YOU BY MY SIDE
    LOOK UPON THESE SACRIFICES I'VE BROUGHT YOU
    look upon and use them as you will
    their souls are yours to take
    and once you goined my side
    we shall take so so many more
    i am Armin Arlert first of his name
    king of the andals
    ruler of the unborn
    the grand spectator of space and time
    AND MY WILL SHAL NOT BE DENIED
    YES CRUSH HIM MY DARK QUEEN
    Let US CONSUMENATE OUR FUTURE UPON THE TWISTED REMNANTS OF HIS MANGLED CORPSE
    YES CRUSH HIM
    crush him"

    • @JoEl-tw1rc
      @JoEl-tw1rc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Andre Cravo Let's just make this Armin sit on the Iron Throne then 🤣 gonna be better than what's going on in the series right now

    • @andywu1981
      @andywu1981 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ellen J WAGA KINGU CRIMSON NO NYOUKU

    • @tidebleach9667
      @tidebleach9667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Armin is what euron should've been

    • @rendexvousy
      @rendexvousy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      my life’s mission is to memorize armin’s crimson king speech

  • @mrsuper-kamipopo9708
    @mrsuper-kamipopo9708 7 ปีที่แล้ว +621

    -SPOILER ALERT-
    With Reiner being on of my favorite characters, both in this and the original, I can't wait to see how you'll handle his revelation as a Traitor.
    Maybe we'll get a further understanding of 'Pound Town?'

    • @notachannel6097
      @notachannel6097 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Mr Super-Kami Popo what about ymir...

    • @mrsuper-kamipopo9708
      @mrsuper-kamipopo9708 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      [STILL SPOILERS]
      Well based on the character they've established, along with the original scenes leading up to their Titan reveal, I might enjoy Ymir's, but I think I'm gonna love Reiner's.

    • @scattershotjd9823
      @scattershotjd9823 7 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Mr Super-Kami Popo he's gotta "Woo Fucking Turbo bro!" when he transforms, he's just gotta. and Betts gotta have something super funny since he becomes the Colassal nigga

    • @lujii4383
      @lujii4383 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mr Super-Kami Popo .... Aww yeah I’ll miss him XDDD

    • @ameliorategibberish8027
      @ameliorategibberish8027 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Probably drugs -- and turbo

  • @lovelyldragon3382
    @lovelyldragon3382 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Armins voice actor didn’t have to go that hard but he did. What a king

    • @viivv6230
      @viivv6230 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      a crimson king

  • @facundogonzalez5453
    @facundogonzalez5453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    Armin's obssesion with FemaleTitan is ironic. Specially considering recent Mangas

    • @act2wasstronger182
      @act2wasstronger182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You can't fault my fetishes ok..

    • @frankenstein2758
      @frankenstein2758 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@act2wasstronger182 bro what

    • @act2wasstronger182
      @act2wasstronger182 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@frankenstein2758 you're late my man..
      Till very recently my username was " Crimson King Armin" hence the rp lol

  • @vaeppur
    @vaeppur 7 ปีที่แล้ว +647

    "damnit not deep enough"
    "that's what she sa-AHHHH"

    • @chibichan9586
      @chibichan9586 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      DrÂgRâČę fRęÂkK or thats what he said

    • @yannas2803
      @yannas2803 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Royalty Vloggs lmaoo

    • @cherridwan
      @cherridwan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Gud last words

    • @killa_va
      @killa_va 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Royalty Vloggs 🤣🤣

  • @galaxycat1719
    @galaxycat1719 7 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    I love how when jean is talking u can just hear armin screaming in the backround and reiner saying his favourite crayons 😂👌🏻

  • @applerat4263
    @applerat4263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    why is no one talking about Armin's emotional speech Jean and Reiner at 11:30

    • @siaa1240
      @siaa1240 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What is it about is it about the manga?

    • @javierdipp7510
      @javierdipp7510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I KNOW LITERALLY NO ONES TALKING ABOUT IT. Dude i felt so inspired after it, i felt like i was part of the bro squad with these 3.

    • @cdntrooper3078
      @cdntrooper3078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I felt so inspired it’s better than erwins speech especially jeans “Let’s fucking DOOOOOOOO THIS”

    • @cdntrooper3078
      @cdntrooper3078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@siaa1240 no this was made in 2017 I haven’t read the manga but ppl keep saying it in here

    • @bosshogg6522
      @bosshogg6522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dude I got stoned before watching this episode and when that speech came I got so fucking pumped up! 😂

  • @GetTheGapRave
    @GetTheGapRave 5 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    Yo Armin went OFF this episode xD
    all hail the Crimson King

    • @memeznfishing9916
      @memeznfishing9916 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      GetTheGapRave I’m so happy I discovered this when I did. After watching armin in the previous episode and then I saw this. I thought, “oh god what’s armin gonna do in this one?” Needless to say I wasn’t disappointed. Between his antics and Reiner naming off crayons this one was amazing.

  • @AquaMarineVR
    @AquaMarineVR 7 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    Lol *senpai noticed me...* *Thats why Im not aloud into the girls bathroom*
    Lol... Wtf Armin!!!

    • @aldrinfabon8048
      @aldrinfabon8048 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol a buddy of mine said the same when some girl showed him her pussy

    • @kazumasatou5890
      @kazumasatou5890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Allowed*

    • @rahulsar2030
      @rahulsar2030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aldrinfabon8048 well Female Titan didn't had a vagina as Eren Titan didn't had a dick. I wonder what he saw between the legs of female titan.

  • @benelkins435
    @benelkins435 7 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    pretty sure captain Levi qualified as a hobbit _armin best line

  • @Pigos-
    @Pigos- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    "I fell on my keys...."
    WE FEEL YOUR PAIN BROTHER

  • @user-ih6zc1jk7v
    @user-ih6zc1jk7v 8 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    I was laughing so much when Jean was talking and you could just here Reiner singing in the background

    • @tresrules16543
      @tresrules16543 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      "Booty, booty, booty, booty rockin' everywhere."

    • @Shay-li3zv
      @Shay-li3zv 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Levi Ackerman Me too.

    • @bsamaniac305
      @bsamaniac305 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You're a Hobbit, Levi.

    • @user-ih6zc1jk7v
      @user-ih6zc1jk7v 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fheroah Shut up brat

    • @davisthegamelord
      @davisthegamelord 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Levi Ackerman or what your friends might not die... oh god that wasn't as fucked up as it was in my head..

  • @canadiandemo9073
    @canadiandemo9073 7 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    I looked up and gazed to the abyss as the creature I loved bore down upon me, in one final thought came to mind ( oh so that's why I'm not allowed in the girls bathroom )
    Ahhhhh I fell on my keys, senpai noticed me...

    • @slayemall6473
      @slayemall6473 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Into the abyss...
      Boii if you think about it 😂

  • @curtis7787
    @curtis7787 7 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    4:30 This was amazing! it was my first kill and abortion! I found my first love too! This was great!

  • @Matte00-l8k
    @Matte00-l8k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Reiner:*gets crushed*. Reiner: Crayolaaaaaa

  • @lolidk4011
    @lolidk4011 7 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    "No, Not Reiner. who's gonna stand outside and cheer me on when I'm taking a dump now ? Who's gonna insist on playing 'Does this look like a vagina' every lunch time?" Who the frick makes this up? Whoever you are Well Done Sir. Well. Frickin. Done.

  • @Lord_Toot
    @Lord_Toot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    Armin: WHY WONT YOU LOVE ME?!?!?! I AM THE CRIMSON KING! ANOINTED IN BLOOD, AND DESTINED TO CLAIM YOU BY MY SIDE!! LOOK UPON THESE TWO SACRIFICES I'VE BROUGHT YOU!! LOOK UPON THEM AND USE THEM AS YOU WILL!!! THEIR SOULS ARE YOURS TO TAKE AND ONCE YOU JOIN MY SIDE, WE SHALL TAKE SO, *SO* MANY MORE!
    [ *Unintelligible* ]
    Armin: ...KING OF THE UNKNOWN! RULER OF THE UNBORN! THE GRAND SPECTATOR OF SPACE AND TIME!! AND MY WILL SHALL *NOT* BE DENIED! YES! CRUSH HIM MY *DARK QUEEN* ! LET HIS-
    [ *Unintelligible* ]
    Armin: ...WE'LL CONSUMMATE OUR FUTURE ON HIS MANGLED CORPSE! YES! CRUSH HIM!!! CRUSH 'EM!!!

    • @yunglord_z9743
      @yunglord_z9743 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wow
      You actually got it
      Thanks dude 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Juli-yq9zt
      @Juli-yq9zt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lowkey wanna use his speech for English if we ever go back to school 😌

    • @jamesparker8240
      @jamesparker8240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      14:38

    • @littleweirdo8544
      @littleweirdo8544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I CANT BREATHE

  • @nishinoyaswifeee9304
    @nishinoyaswifeee9304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    WHY WONT YOU LOVE ME!? I AM THE CRIMSON KING, ANOINTED IN BLOOD AND DESTINED TO CLAIM YOU BY MY SIDE! LOOK UPON THESE TWO SACRIFICES IVE BROUGHT YOU, LOOK UPON THEM AND USE THEM AS YOU WILL, THEIR SOULS ARE YOURS TO TAKE AND ONCE YOU JOIN MY SIDE WE SHALL CONSUME SO MANY MORE! I AM ARMIN ARTLERT, FIRST OF HIS NAME, KING OF THE ANDLES, RULER OF THE UNBORN AND GRAND SPECTATOR OF SPACE AND TIME AND MY WILL SHALL NOT BE DENIED! YES CRUSH HIM MY DARK QUEEN LET US CONSUMATE OUR FUTURE ON THE REMNANTS OF HIS MANGLED CORPSE! YES CRUSH HIM! CRUSH HIM!

    • @thegreatest5251
      @thegreatest5251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      DUDE SHUT THE FUCK UP

    • @meowzen
      @meowzen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love this

    • @Blaze-np7tk
      @Blaze-np7tk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thegreatest5251 no u

    • @Brroccoli
      @Brroccoli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      JESUS ARMIN ITS BEEN 10FUCKING MINUTES SHUT THE FUCK UP

    • @aaronfletcher1937
      @aaronfletcher1937 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Brroccoli he is the crimson king

  • @miriam1800
    @miriam1800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    crimson king really ended up with his dark queen at the end as they should

  • @msmaddie5415
    @msmaddie5415 7 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    Armin:oh so that's why I'm not allowed in the girls bathroom

    • @notachannel6097
      @notachannel6097 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Grell Sutcliff I'm being 100% honest... Up until grade 3 I thought it was because guys weren't allowed on the bottom floor of the west wing of my school (we had 2 floors and 2 wings)

    • @aleighleigh9481
      @aleighleigh9481 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Grell Sutcliff
      There can only be one.

  • @saelyn8296
    @saelyn8296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    Reiner getting drunk out here, I see.

    • @eye-yamstewpeed8254
      @eye-yamstewpeed8254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I dont think you paid attention, he IS on drugs

    • @KindredKeepsake
      @KindredKeepsake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      +hey you He IS the drugs.

    • @peculiarduckmaster1778
      @peculiarduckmaster1778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's 'cause he is....
      Both of them....

    • @adamlambboy8332
      @adamlambboy8332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      High on life bro, pound town forever 🤝

    • @KindredKeepsake
      @KindredKeepsake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@adamlambboy8332 I read that in his voice. XD

  • @Wicked061
    @Wicked061 8 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    booty booty booty rocking everywhere!! lol. I fkn love reiner

    • @TheRealTakaoAoki
      @TheRealTakaoAoki 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      JRBninja06 Yes! XD

    • @joanstella3598
      @joanstella3598 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Poundtown

    • @500yenramen8
      @500yenramen8 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      JRBninja06 You won't later

    • @desertproductions9545
      @desertproductions9545 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Gummy Fries naw bro we love him even more now #nospoilers

    • @reinerackerman8681
      @reinerackerman8681 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gummy Fries I love him even more now that they are focusing on his character

  • @Silburific
    @Silburific 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Holy crap, this parody does a better job of setting Armin up as Erwin's successor than Isayama did. A manipulative sociopath using grandiose speeches to force others into danger so he can get closer to his own goals? I can buy Levi looking at _this_ Armin and thinking "Fuck. Looks like Commander Eyebrows already warged into this kid's body. Enjoy your new reincarnation, you skinchanging bastard."

  • @catabasian
    @catabasian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +691

    I actually can't wait until the bert n reiner reveal.

    • @kadiro2068
      @kadiro2068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Same

    • @shanestevens5352
      @shanestevens5352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      I would love it if Reiner becomes super articulate and smart but he was still going on about “pound town”. For instance, Eren: “Where are you taking me?” Reiner: “Isn’t it obvious? Pound Town.”

    • @patheticgirl1000
      @patheticgirl1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@shanestevens5352 OH MY GOD. THAT'S WHAT POUND TOWN IS. HIS HOMETOWN.

    • @RiahB-sm9ns
      @RiahB-sm9ns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@patheticgirl1000 YOU GENIUS .O.

    • @kurumi7658
      @kurumi7658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I don't think there will be a slap on titan s3

  • @spicyspray36-_-85
    @spicyspray36-_-85 6 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    "C'mon bro, we got this. Pound town forever." 😂😂😂 always gets me

  • @bokkai_
    @bokkai_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    13:28 - Jean just kisses the hang he held Marcos ashes . Who needs a heart?

    • @aziza4654
      @aziza4654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      69 likes LETS KEEP IT THAT WAY

    • @aziza4654
      @aziza4654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      OH FUCK YOU ALL

  • @suliscool58
    @suliscool58 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    gods its 2021 and i still love reiner's character.
    i just-- love how he mispronounces everyone's names.
    "a rm e en"
    "y e n"

  • @CaptainYuto
    @CaptainYuto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    Armin is the best xD
    "A black flare?"
    "We never went over this"
    "Either everyone is dead or..."
    "or...."
    "or Voldemort returned!"
    Lmao x3

  • @psychologicallyunstable2499
    @psychologicallyunstable2499 8 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    "And i'm pretty sure Captain Levi qualifies as a hobbit" I'M DYING HERE

  • @murphysfan2049
    @murphysfan2049 8 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    Jean: I FUCKING LOVE YOU REINER
    Me: *spits out coffee* Just you wait Jean

    • @peroxide8823
      @peroxide8823 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Drink Me When You See Jacob HI

    • @murphysfan2049
      @murphysfan2049 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Aye fam!

    • @TAP7a
      @TAP7a 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Annoying Little Fucktard ohhhh boy, ohhhh boy oh boy oh boy

    • @garysanchez765
      @garysanchez765 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Annoying Little Fucktard Pound Town

  • @tmolson4615
    @tmolson4615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    12:06 “pound town forever” so beautiful 😭

  • @starbxrst7008
    @starbxrst7008 8 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    XD
    "A black flare? When never went over this! Either everyone's dead or...voldemort has returned."
    Me: *Dead*

    • @dumberTHANdumber35
      @dumberTHANdumber35 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same. XD

    • @DrMDHyde
      @DrMDHyde 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's Voldemort because it's always fucking Voldemort that and everyone of them were gonna die as soon as they set foot out side those fucken walls
      Unless they were a main character plot armor OP Riener is testament to that

    • @DrMDHyde
      @DrMDHyde 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Wolf Joseph (the wolf of the internet) yeah that mother fuckers back +gives RPG and does nice guy pose+ Now come lets go beat that little noes-less bitch to a pulp and then knife um

    • @Someone-or8tp
      @Someone-or8tp 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nah voldemort is da bonb

    • @kiritotheabridgedgod4178
      @kiritotheabridgedgod4178 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Morgan Pinkston Nah mate, we need to dust of and nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to make sure.

  • @Amanda0xx0x
    @Amanda0xx0x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +866

    8:49 even reiner’s va laughed 😂

    • @unsettled3943
      @unsettled3943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      😂

    • @rxmisaa
      @rxmisaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh yeah 😂

    • @ToffeeCoffee001
      @ToffeeCoffee001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I don’t blame them, I don’t understand how they can voice all of this without laughing

    • @undead.angel001
      @undead.angel001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ToffeeCoffee001 same I would've been squealing each line😂

  • @hasbaatardembereldash2463
    @hasbaatardembereldash2463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    Nobody:
    Armin: Anyway I started simping

    • @justsomerandomcatintheinte9838
      @justsomerandomcatintheinte9838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@artistvibes5058 its confirmed by isayama that titan shifters cant have std

    • @Noirenoe
      @Noirenoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@justsomerandomcatintheinte9838 the fact they can't get or have an STD terrifies me cause it shows how powerful it really is

    • @Annie-wy5mc
      @Annie-wy5mc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@justsomerandomcatintheinte9838 that's a random fact that from Isayama but ok

  • @jocelynschweitzer995
    @jocelynschweitzer995 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Petra needing a Pumpkin Spice Latte before every mission is my new head canon

  • @HoodieHorizon
    @HoodieHorizon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    "Dammit not deep enough!"
    "That's what she saAHHHH"

    • @heathbrewster7206
      @heathbrewster7206 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Equestrian Warrior Turn your head, even if you poo!

  • @minishhh9878
    @minishhh9878 7 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    "either everyone's dead or voldermort has returned..." I took out all my potter books...

    • @kadian8177
      @kadian8177 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jio Lorenzo Same XD

  • @chloepeever6789
    @chloepeever6789 8 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    And one final thought can to mind... 'Oh, so THATS why I'm not aloud in the girls bathroom.'

    • @bunditt
      @bunditt 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      that part made me laugh XD

    • @OwlEye2010
      @OwlEye2010 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I actually thought he was gonna make a foot fetish joke for some reason.

  • @magdachlebicka3895
    @magdachlebicka3895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    That Armin screaming "WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME" is the most relatable line in the show

  • @jasminelloyd4558
    @jasminelloyd4558 7 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    " why won't you love me! I am the Crimson King anointed in blood and Destined to take you as my

  • @waffleamv_
    @waffleamv_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    reiner is such a wholesome dude in this idk how tf you're gonna show him as the armoured titan

    • @dietrichjahnke2386
      @dietrichjahnke2386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Reiner off his shrooms is the armored titan

    • @springtrap8433
      @springtrap8433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      He's prob gonna have split personality in this too

    • @jacinthlilly3148
      @jacinthlilly3148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This is literally reiner in the anime and manga

  • @AsgUnlimited
    @AsgUnlimited 8 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    "I'm pretty sure Levi counts as some kind of Hobbit" Omfg you sir are brilliant!