I enjoy Jon meeting a fetishist, then lecturing them about how they are doing their fetish wrong and how clearly he’d be much better at their fetish than them. Meeting someone, and within an hour having a spreadsheet to optimize their sexuality feels very Jon
"So here's this spreadsheet of everyone's bladder capacity and their drink rates, so if you really want the best golden shower from eveeyone at the same time you should stagger Chloe's drinks 3 hours early since she can really hold it"
The dungeon truly runs on the one person with an organizational kink. Take them away for a week and all of a sudden the snack bowls are empty, and Terrence the toe fetishist has burnt himself out inside a half an hour without a very strictly implemented rest regiment. In Jon’s dungeon, the trains always run on time, and that’s really what your there for isn’t it?
"oh there's a picture of a rabbit here, that's nice. I'm just going to look at the rabbits, the rabbits are nice." Yes, Lennie, look at the rabbits while the man with a gun sits behind you.
Yeah I think Jon would have been the worst person for the masked man to have actually got to click for him. Sure you'd think the topic of clicking itself might get the masked man giddy but everytime Jon brought it up it was only to point out how poor a Click Daddy he was. Let's just say the masked man would be a little less clean than he was in the video. Although who knows, it's implied that the masked man is the one in power, and to a certain degree he is, but I wouldn't be surprised if he thought of himself as the sub in the situation seeing as he is the one being clickolded. He did say the PC was better at clicking than him, he might like knowing he sucks at the whole clicking thing in ways he never even considered.
Just in case in case anyone wanted to know how long 10,000 seconds actually is, it's 166.667 minutes or 2.778 hours. Not that long for 14k, but still a pretty long time to hold a mouse button
Jon not recognising the White Room with the Man Who Was Strong And Clean for fully half the conversation broke me. I guess I hadn't sat through 10000 clicks first, though.
I played with a clicker when I was a kid and discovered when it ticks over to higher digits, such as 999 to 1000, if you half click then release then full click it can tick the higher digit over twice, taking you from 999 to 2000. might break this guy.
I have been watching MATN, and I snagged a membership today. Please understand (internet and whomever) that this is a complete coincidence, and it in no way suggests a penchant for erotic clicking,.
I don't know whether I should be surprised or not that Jon didn't understand what was going on with the clicking. It's in the name. He's watching you 'click' his 'clicker', his 'clicker' is cheating on him (seemingly at his behest), hence clickolding. Don't know exactly how to interpret the latter part of the game with all the dream stuff tho.
Well, "the one who clicks" who will remember things is obviously the player, not the player character. I don't know if it means anything more than just breaking for fourth wall for fun, but it's fairly obvious.
Am I the only one astounded how Jon only has 562k subscribers? Could have sworn he had waaaaay more (and totally deserves it ofc). Keep up up the good work Jon :)
Ask your parents and that nice man who comes around for dinner every once in a while, and for some reason your dad is quieter when the nice man is visiting.
My interpretation is that the higher being decided to invade a mans dream, purely on a whim, not thinking it would matter. The experience ends up being so profoundly unsettling that he becomes obsessed with it, and kills himself in order to "wake up" again. The final monologer is the being reflecting on doing harm even though it didnt mean to
Tragically, Claire is unwell today, so I did the edit myself, and the first she heard about this was when she put together the thumbnail. She was a spot confused.
weird, I had to open the video in a separate browser for the replies to show up; wouldn't load on the Android app. edit: hope the new pets are keeping Claire comfortable, and you are taking care of her with some chicken soup. ... eh, please don't make chicken soup yourself. Don't even try heating up something premade. Just order something and bring it to her. She doesn't need the stress of you ruining her kitchen on top of feeling unwell 😅
I wonder why he specifically offered $14,000, that's a bit specific compared to 15k or other numbers, and you could've gotten there in the end without it taking too much longer
Did he not realize that it says the One Who Click is Jon itself, the man behind the clicker, as he is looking in the screen playing the game? I'm assuming the game restarts, but we remember playing it once at that point...
agreeed. I’m glad it’s Sunday morning and I watched this while playing with my new puppy. It was deeply unsettling and only watchable for me because of Jon’s commentary and sharing his bafflement and a mutual love of interesting and/or satisfying numbers.
For some strange reason, seeing "Click Daddy" in the title had me half expecting a cameo from The Click, in spite of the channels having absolutely nothing in common, and thus no reason to do a collaboration.
Is it just me, or is Jon weirdly into the clicking? I feel like this isn’t just the game dev’s subtly disguised fetish … Also, Jon’s wishing that Click Daddy is the guy who’s really into the numbers more than the clicking. Jon, you’re the one who’s getting into the numbers and not the clicking!
Thanks to the other comment in this thread. You MUST read the Wired article about how this game happened. The 3AM GDC semi-drunken conversation that came up with the hole thing. Amazing.
Its not about the clicks. Its about the power dynamic. The control. He doesnt care about the clicking. He cares about you doing exactly what you are told. edit: no nvm its 100% about the clicks. that's somehow even more dirty. editedit: ... now its just confusing. jon has an excellent point about the numbers. editeditedit: the gun leads me back to the power dynamic thing. this is a wild ride. EDITX4:WTF
There aren't many times that I have yelled at Jon through the screen but him walking around not clicking after the man told him to click had me ANGRY. CLICK IT
let whomsoever among us not packing an overhead projector and a series of numbered slides to woo someone in the bedroom be the one to cast the first stone
10,000 seconds is almost 3 hours. Now I don't know what Jon's like in the bedroom, but I definitely can't go for 3 hours of anything at a consistent rate.
Having not watched the whole vid, I feel like the clicker resets at 9999, meaning that you never hit 10,000 and, therefore, never get your money. THAT is where he gets his greatest pleasure.
This was an interesting... experience! Thanks for sharing. Also I know you must get a ton of game suggestions, but I just want to say I hope Dungeons of Hinterberg is on your list. I just started and I am so in love with it. I really think it would be your kind of game.
My favourite aspect is Jon completely and utterly ignoring the premise that's effectively state in the font for clickolding. Instantly shifting towards a focus on interesting numbers and being very willful in his choice of when to click
Ok, yeah, that is top 10 of your weirdest games ever. Gotta be honest, this one isn't on my to do list as it looks like an excellent way to give myself some kind of ridiculous video gaming hand injury and then I'd have to tell people how it happened. Although, it entertains me no end that you looked up ancient Greek clickers. 10/10 for Jon, 0/10 for weird "performance art" clicking games.
If you want to have at least a vague idea of how somebody came up with this game, look for the Wired article "A Chaotic History of Clickolding, the Year’s Most Disturbing Game."
Apparently Jon thinks slow clicking is once every 5 mins 😂 I like the amount of times he said "this is going to get weird" as if the preceding had been completely normal
I used to be a computer tech and I've clicked the mouse for money, but not $14K....I've played so much bizarre stuff since the early 1980's, I don't question anymore. I don't want to know, don't tell me.
Three thoughts... 1) 0:47 Why the long face? 2) 17:47 Mr Chekhov, is that you? 3) 38:29 Don't stop at 12121, take it all the way to 14000, so you get $1 per click.
When I first saw this title, I assumed it was an unfortunate coincidence in the title. Like, the author just didn't know how deranged and horny the internet was. Nope. It was intentional. And this is somehow actually game. I don't know how this is a game or why anyone would play it. But okay.
I enjoy Jon meeting a fetishist, then lecturing them about how they are doing their fetish wrong and how clearly he’d be much better at their fetish than them. Meeting someone, and within an hour having a spreadsheet to optimize their sexuality feels very Jon
This is the greatest comment of all comments
"So here's this spreadsheet of everyone's bladder capacity and their drink rates, so if you really want the best golden shower from eveeyone at the same time you should stagger Chloe's drinks 3 hours early since she can really hold it"
like i told my friends: i can't believe i'm watching jon try to get a guy off the same way he approaches Civilization VI lmao
listen, you have no idea how important such minds are to any well-run bdsm dungeon... we have to preserve them at all costs
The dungeon truly runs on the one person with an organizational kink. Take them away for a week and all of a sudden the snack bowls are empty, and Terrence the toe fetishist has burnt himself out inside a half an hour without a very strictly implemented rest regiment. In Jon’s dungeon, the trains always run on time, and that’s really what your there for isn’t it?
"Click Daddy is dead so I get control of the thermostat" is at once the last thing I expected from this channel and yet the most Jon response possible
"If _I_ was in charge of this weird erotic clicking scenario..." was one of the best rants Jon has ever done.
"oh there's a picture of a rabbit here, that's nice. I'm just going to look at the rabbits, the rabbits are nice."
Yes, Lennie, look at the rabbits while the man with a gun sits behind you.
Yo I had the same thought come to my head as that happened 😂
"when we are done with this we will set up a spreadsheet." Was the most erotic thing in the whole episode
With Vlookup
Or the most horrifying. Depends on your personal tastes.
@@bugsybrown1745 mmmrph
That... was pretty hot. Then cold, then warm. Then hot again! Who keeps messing with the thermostat?
It just ... clicked for me. Jon is literally earning money by clicking things while letting people watch him doing it.
Same here. Brilliant metaphor that game is.
Is it sexual? Is it horror? Only Jon and his spreadsheet knows.
I absolutely love that Jon is more excited by the number combinations he's clicking through than the man with a sack on his head begging him to click.
Side-note, I wonder if anything would've happened at 14,000 since that was the cash amount
Yeah I think Jon would have been the worst person for the masked man to have actually got to click for him. Sure you'd think the topic of clicking itself might get the masked man giddy but everytime Jon brought it up it was only to point out how poor a Click Daddy he was. Let's just say the masked man would be a little less clean than he was in the video.
Although who knows, it's implied that the masked man is the one in power, and to a certain degree he is, but I wouldn't be surprised if he thought of himself as the sub in the situation seeing as he is the one being clickolded. He did say the PC was better at clicking than him, he might like knowing he sucks at the whole clicking thing in ways he never even considered.
i would be worried, if he'd get exited by by the man begging him to click
"I could be home in bed"
Jon *clearly upset* "....you could be in bed too you know"
Omfg that's gold
In the sequel this guy sits in a nicely lit office while Jon makes a spreadsheet on his clicks.
Where I used to work, they had software to measure your keystrokes. Just one of many reasons not to work there.
@@charlesfranks1902 I’m guessing corporate click daddy didn’t like it when you clicked slowly while looking out the window.
Just in case in case anyone wanted to know how long 10,000 seconds actually is, it's 166.667 minutes or 2.778 hours. Not that long for 14k, but still a pretty long time to hold a mouse button
Jon mad because he's a better, weirder freak is so on brand lmao
3:45- "This is going to get weird at some point."
Yes, Jon. AT SOME POINT.
The man was a bad client, he didn’t clearly state what it was he wanted before the session
and constantly changed his mind about silence, no silence, click fast, click slow, stand here, no, stand there...
Go easy. It was his first time.
@@timothy8428 the other party isn't blameless either. A proper Dom wouldn't start unless things had been finalized
This game feels like a fever dream about Orteil after too much Cookie Clicker.
Jon, there's a difference between clicking and slowly and just not clicking at all for a minute
Not according to the fetish spreadsheet.
It's called anticipation play
I lost it when Jon started with the historical clicker facts!
Jon not recognising the White Room with the Man Who Was Strong And Clean for fully half the conversation broke me. I guess I hadn't sat through 10000 clicks first, though.
I played with a clicker when I was a kid and discovered when it ticks over to higher digits, such as 999 to 1000, if you half click then release then full click it can tick the higher digit over twice, taking you from 999 to 2000. might break this guy.
hugely tickled by the thought of Jon showing up to a secret fetish party with a trivia book.
@@origulator and a laptop with Excel loaded
Of all the things I'd expect to do on a Saturday night, this sure wasn't one of them
I accidentally woke up at 20 past 11, it's Sunday now.
Jon being a summer child through all of this "the clicker is my wife" analogies is what i live for
Ah yes, "Jon sucks at following simple directions simulator", finally lol.
In all seriousness, fun vid.
I have been watching MATN, and I snagged a membership today. Please understand (internet and whomever) that this is a complete coincidence, and it in no way suggests a penchant for erotic clicking,.
I don't know whether I should be surprised or not that Jon didn't understand what was going on with the clicking. It's in the name. He's watching you 'click' his 'clicker', his 'clicker' is cheating on him (seemingly at his behest), hence clickolding.
Don't know exactly how to interpret the latter part of the game with all the dream stuff tho.
the font used in the title should also give it away. the 'L' and the 'I' in CLICKOLDING are touching making them look distincly like a 'U'
Well, "the one who clicks" who will remember things is obviously the player, not the player character. I don't know if it means anything more than just breaking for fourth wall for fun, but it's fairly obvious.
The fact that YOU didnt finish on 12,345.
Am I the only one astounded how Jon only has 562k subscribers? Could have sworn he had waaaaay more (and totally deserves it ofc). Keep up up the good work Jon :)
@@rachelwardell3792 Jon doesn't engage in shitty click bait practices for the most part and only play a single game, that's why. TH-cam hates variety
I'm getting Dr. Dala from Old World Blues vibes here. And I am not phased in the slightest by this.
"This is going to get, y'know, weird at some point."
Going to, Jon? GOING TO?
Of course the font on the title makes the "L" and the "I" into a "U" changing the name to something way different. Kids, ask your parents.
Too risky, they might be into it and then you get a very awkward conversation.
Ask your parents if you want to embarrass them, ask your uncle if you want to know the answer.
Ask your parents and that nice man who comes around for dinner every once in a while, and for some reason your dad is quieter when the nice man is visiting.
Mark Millar did the same thing with his edgy comic, "CLINT" 🙄😏
It's almost like it was an intentional design decision! 😱
"Tonights Episode: The writers barely disguised Fetish"
My carpel tunnel is flaring up just watching all this clicking.
The real reason the guy in the chair had to give up the clicker
My interpretation is that the higher being decided to invade a mans dream, purely on a whim, not thinking it would matter. The experience ends up being so profoundly unsettling that he becomes obsessed with it, and kills himself in order to "wake up" again. The final monologer is the being reflecting on doing harm even though it didnt mean to
you asked about primes at 1300 -- 1301 is the next prime
Jon's the least reliable clicker I could possibly imagine.
You're clicking too slow and I can't get excited because of it
No, I like the long pauses, the anticipation building up till he starts clicking again.
I am nowhere near drunk enough for that title.
Jon, what was Claire’s reaction when you added this to the editing queue? Please we need to know.
Tragically, Claire is unwell today, so I did the edit myself, and the first she heard about this was when she put together the thumbnail. She was a spot confused.
@@ManyATrueNerd Get well soon Claire. Sending lots of love
@@ManyATrueNerd I hope Claire feels better soon.
weird, I had to open the video in a separate browser for the replies to show up; wouldn't load on the Android app.
edit: hope the new pets are keeping Claire comfortable, and you are taking care of her with some chicken soup.
...
eh, please don't make chicken soup yourself. Don't even try heating up something premade. Just order something and bring it to her. She doesn't need the stress of you ruining her kitchen on top of feeling unwell 😅
I hope the best of luck to her
I wonder why he specifically offered $14,000, that's a bit specific compared to 15k or other numbers, and you could've gotten there in the end without it taking too much longer
Had the same thought.
@@AgentofChaos315 it was the amount needed for the player's surgery
@@gargoyles9999 I know why the player wants the money, what I'm saying is that developers chose an oddly specific amount of money for it
@@AgentofChaos315 what number would you have preferred?
i did not know it was valentines day already
They should partner with Numberphile for the sequel.
I knew roughly how Jon would act throughout the video every since the tricycle incident
Jon be honest with us. You just played this game for the clicks. XD
We need to show this to the click
Did he not realize that it says the One Who Click is Jon itself, the man behind the clicker, as he is looking in the screen playing the game? I'm assuming the game restarts, but we remember playing it once at that point...
I think the scariest part is someone had this idea for a game and spent the time to create it.
Feels like someone with experience with sex work had a hand in the project.
agreeed. I’m glad it’s
Sunday morning and I watched this while playing with my new puppy. It was deeply unsettling and only watchable for me because of Jon’s commentary and sharing his bafflement and a mutual love of interesting and/or satisfying numbers.
he's using the same narrativey voice as when he reads the dialogue in skies of arcadia. what whiplash.
Well at least now we know that if Skies takes a sudden erotic turn Jon is fully prepared 😅
On the bright side I didn't even know such clickers existed. Looks perfect for my 'tism hands. gotta get me one of those
Yeah they're used at events where they count the people coming in.
For some strange reason, seeing "Click Daddy" in the title had me half expecting a cameo from The Click, in spite of the channels having absolutely nothing in common, and thus no reason to do a collaboration.
From the title, I briefly hoped this was about the fun kind of clicker training. 😉
Probably the weirdest video I've watched this year. John just laying into this guy with constant criticisms is cracking me up.
This is my introduction to this game and I have no regrets
I'd play this, but my brand new Razer Basilisk is begging me not to..
Claire! Jon’s making it weird again!
Jon he's a Clickist, not a Numerologist. Stop kink shaming him and saying yours is better.
Was looking for this. It's not about the specific number. It's about the clicking.
You know what though... I've always wanted one of those clicker things. Like a fidget toy with statistics.
EDIT: I now have two.
You seem to be implying at the start of the video that there are forms of clicking that AREN'T erotic
"Do it doucement. Do it slowly." is the only thing I could think of watching this video.
What a weird one. But then, a touch of weird is a good thing.
Is it just me, or is Jon weirdly into the clicking? I feel like this isn’t just the game dev’s subtly disguised fetish …
Also, Jon’s wishing that Click Daddy is the guy who’s really into the numbers more than the clicking. Jon, you’re the one who’s getting into the numbers and not the clicking!
Thanks to the other comment in this thread. You MUST read the Wired article about how this game happened. The 3AM GDC semi-drunken conversation that came up with the hole thing. Amazing.
Its not about the clicks.
Its about the power dynamic. The control.
He doesnt care about the clicking. He cares about you doing exactly what you are told.
edit: no nvm its 100% about the clicks.
that's somehow even more dirty.
editedit:
... now its just confusing. jon has an excellent point about the numbers.
editeditedit: the gun leads me back to the power dynamic thing. this is a wild ride.
EDITX4:WTF
I thought it was pretty clear. /j
Also this gets even weirder when you think about us the audiences' dynamic in this whole thing.
Mouse company's around the world rejoice. Yeah keep clicking
Big Mouse conspiracy
Really blueballed us on the clicking
There aren't many times that I have yelled at Jon through the screen but him walking around not clicking after the man told him to click had me ANGRY. CLICK IT
"The most tortured backronym-title in history"
I don’t know what made Jon choose this game… But he’s possibly the only person that could make this entertaining 😂😭
I misread the title and thought "Very Fallout New Vegas of you."
To day we learnt that Jon brings notes into the bedroom when wooing Claire
let whomsoever among us not packing an overhead projector and a series of numbered slides to woo someone in the bedroom be the one to cast the first stone
10,000 seconds is almost 3 hours. Now I don't know what Jon's like in the bedroom, but I definitely can't go for 3 hours of anything at a consistent rate.
It's kinda amusing that the URL for this video contains "GRoss"
Pretension comp sci./fine arts double major, the game.
In this episode, Jon reveals the depths of his familiarity with the rules of ERP
2 questions, 1) where is this spreadsheet I want to see the results. and 2 I thought you would have stopped at 12,345
jon, this is the greatest youtube channel of all time.
That rumble vibratey voice is so weird I remember another game that had it that was also dark and I think set in a house
29:41 IT’S OVER 9000
Having not watched the whole vid, I feel like the clicker resets at 9999, meaning that you never hit 10,000 and, therefore, never get your money. THAT is where he gets his greatest pleasure.
Your ending was way better wtf
Did Jon and Dan (Nerd³) coordinate uploading videos showcasing creepy, unsettling games tonight? 😂
I thought the same!! Was eager to watch both of them to relax before bed, and they did not end up having that effect 😅
This was an interesting... experience! Thanks for sharing.
Also I know you must get a ton of game suggestions, but I just want to say I hope Dungeons of Hinterberg is on your list. I just started and I am so in love with it. I really think it would be your kind of game.
Sooooo next livestream after Elden Ring is this but with John informing us of all the interesting facts about numbers?!?!
My favourite aspect is Jon completely and utterly ignoring the premise that's effectively state in the font for clickolding. Instantly shifting towards a focus on interesting numbers and being very willful in his choice of when to click
I'd like to think a true entertainer can make anything interesting, but this was a challenge
Jon, master of blueballing. Will you click already?!
Ok, yeah, that is top 10 of your weirdest games ever. Gotta be honest, this one isn't on my to do list as it looks like an excellent way to give myself some kind of ridiculous video gaming hand injury and then I'd have to tell people how it happened. Although, it entertains me no end that you looked up ancient Greek clickers. 10/10 for Jon, 0/10 for weird "performance art" clicking games.
"you said slow but not to slow"
Said the guy who interpreted "slow" as meaning once every few minutes rather than just sleep and methodical
Steam refund window is 2 hours of gameplay. If it takes anybody longer than that to get through... that's the point of the game.
.... We're just listening to Jon's audition tape to become an IRL clickboy, aren't we?
If you want to have at least a vague idea of how somebody came up with this game, look for the Wired article "A Chaotic History of Clickolding, the Year’s Most Disturbing Game."
Apparently Jon thinks slow clicking is once every 5 mins 😂
I like the amount of times he said "this is going to get weird" as if the preceding had been completely normal
I think the "one behind you" is in reference to the player.
Just watched someone stream this, this is going to be very... odd.
Many A True Freak
6 minutes of this is enough for me.
“A screaming comes across the sky. It has happened before, but there is nothing to compare it to now.”
Guys... He in the chair...
I used to be a computer tech and I've clicked the mouse for money, but not $14K....I've played so much bizarre stuff since the early 1980's, I don't question anymore. I don't want to know, don't tell me.
What the heck did I just watch?
Why?
How is this even a game?
What possessed Jon to play it?
I have so many questions..
Three thoughts...
1) 0:47 Why the long face?
2) 17:47 Mr Chekhov, is that you?
3) 38:29 Don't stop at 12121, take it all the way to 14000, so you get $1 per click.
When I first saw this title, I assumed it was an unfortunate coincidence in the title. Like, the author just didn't know how deranged and horny the internet was. Nope. It was intentional. And this is somehow actually game. I don't know how this is a game or why anyone would play it. But okay.
oh no... no no no no! NO.