Im 20 minutes in. Between filing taxes in Louisiana and taking a random dude on a riverboat gambling trip with her mom this is maybe the trashiest opening ever lmao
Reminds me of the Crab Feasts "AAAAAWWWWWWWEEEEE WELCOME BACK TO THE CRAB FEAST YALL" that fans would do along with Ryan and Jay, at least I know I would
Hey Kim! If it makes you feel better, me and my wife have been together nine years, and had a similar first weeks together. Don't let em get you down, we're rooting for you!
I was stealing chromies outside of Clover's and got accosted by a teenager playing street hockey, apparently it was his truck and he saw me creeping on the chromies but I hadn't yet taken them, he gripped me up by my shirt, LOL
@@sansfucks me and my friends used to ride our bikes around the neighborhood and shopping parking lots stealing these as kids, had piles of them for no reason, only needed 2 for my bike, think it was the quest for the coolest pair
The tow deal happened to me in Nashville few months ago at a gas station of all places. Evidently I illegally parked and walked across the street to do a job for about 20 min. Came back and he was about to drive off and said I could pay a drop fee or come get it for double at the shop. Shady
Kevin and Foley are the definition of living above their means just for appearances. Foley didn't even learn until last year that you're suppose to pay off the balance on your credit card every month if you want a good credit score and want to avoid interest haha
Probably medically retired with a big enough percentage of disability to draw a decent check. Lots of my military buddies are but they still work so they're pulling two incomes.
Don't overthink it. From my experience people who label things as "too white" usually have some racial insecurities about themselves. You can tell she was embarrassed when asked what snack isn't "too white"
I became an official bozo a few days ago so I’ve been working my way through the Patreon and then I hop on the Youstube and I see a fresh one over here! Are you garbage for dayzz bros
Man I subscribed to the Patreon recently too and those hard feeling episodes have me in tears. Do urself a favor and watch the bonus are you garbage episode wild and wonderful whites. I promise ull be in absolute tears laughing 😂
I recently subscribed to the Patreon too and been working through those hard feelings episodes and there hilarious! Do urself a favor and watch the bonus are you garbage episode wild and wonderful whites. It had me in tears it so funny 😂😂
If you've become a made man by joining the patreon you are no longer a bozo...you are offish a HOMIE now. Welcome! Them hard muthafuckin feelings are worth the payment every month alone.
Kim moved the drink and the coaster so much i started my own drinking game, everytime it would happen i would snort a line of coke and a shot of vodka. Ive narcan my self twice
Former Repo-Man First Time Caller, putting the car down for cash is good business and saves everyone a giant headache. That guys a hero for even offering the opportunity to slide a lil cash over
@@adambazzle8337Yeah, that is how it works if you're medically retired and rated at a high enough disability percentage. I'm an army veteran...not disabled but a lot of my buddies were.
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See ya'll here in Albu'Crazy NM!! 🎉🤘
I'm not convinced that kim is not with Lewis again lol
these two bozos on a hitch hiking adventure sounds like a cult classic waiting to happen! on the road/odd couple/fear and loathing
these two bozos on a hitch hiking adventure sounds like a cult classic waiting to happen! on the road/odd couple/fear and loathing
Im 20 minutes in. Between filing taxes in Louisiana and taking a random dude on a riverboat gambling trip with her mom this is maybe the trashiest opening ever lmao
This guy she speaks of sounds a little sus. Lol
@@andystreet339so much sus
@andystreet339 yeah you think lol.
lol
@@andystreet339dude is total chad haha.
Nikki Glaser said Kim helped her a lot with her roast bits and delivery - props where props is deserved 🎉
Like the Drake of the comedy world using ghost writers 😂
They all use writers
Kim is actually very funny. Nikki....not funny.
They're both hilarious 👍
All these Mint Mobile reads, we better see youse guys in the Deadpool movie 😂
kippy and foley run a pawn shop hes trying to buy a gun at
We need a Ryan Reynolds appearance on the pod.
Ryan Reynolds sold his share years ago.
Kims at the roast sneakin into the parking lot. “I swear I know Tom Brady! This dress was $3!” 😂😂😂
Facts.
Florida. Army Vet. Day trades. Met on the beach. Together 5 months. Living together 5 months. TRASH TRASH TRASH 🤣😂🤣
Dude was living on the beach for sure😂😂😂😂
Yea..that tracks 😂
Yup teeerasshhh
Sounds like a solid dude
Kim is the main character in GTA VI.
“Combos are too white”
“I like sour cream and onion pringles”
“Combos IS too white” don’t give her that much credit😂
I was hoping she would say Hot Cheetos.
Funny because she sounds extremely white
lol filing your taxes in the wrong state is insane 🤣
It's the most LA girl thing to do.😂
Even more that when it said "State" she picked LA thinking Los Angeles 😂
She knew what she was doing
She used to date Louis…not the dumbest thing she has done lol
You heard her laugh right?
H. Foley looking like Jerry Garcia in the tour promo 😂
😂😂😂
Cherry Garcia
LMFAO
Guaranteed inside of Kim’s high-end Gucci bag are McDonalds napkins
Plan B
That whole karaoke section was so funny but god Kim killed me at 28:24 her mom singing Zombie 😭😭😂😂😂
Retired from 10 years in the army "day trader" with no home, all stuff at his parents house because he has been backpacking for a year? Hmm...
Hachi Machi! Cousin Kimmy is the only relative I wouldn’t think twice about giving a smooch
Trash..but fair 😂
In Florida it's called fishing for "Square Grouper". When you find a Kilo of coke in the water.
Standing in line at the store and still did a “CHREWDAROOF” finger to the sky! LET’S GO BOZOS! 🗑️
Quite literally the only move tho tbh
COOOOKINNNN
I was wearing the tour tee while I done it
Pure Garbagio 🗑️
Reminds me of the Crab Feasts "AAAAAWWWWWWWEEEEE WELCOME BACK TO THE CRAB FEAST YALL" that fans would do along with Ryan and Jay, at least I know I would
Hey Kim! If it makes you feel better, me and my wife have been together nine years, and had a similar first weeks together. Don't let em get you down, we're rooting for you!
Kim's mum needs an appearance or we riot!
The real Puerto Rican rattlesnake 😏
If this happens it will break TH-cam 😂
Yes for sure!!
Ya because Kim sucks her stories are only good if it includes other people being the funny one
Chombie
I didn't know it was possible to even file taxes in the wrong state lol
Online filing
She actually ended up filing in CA for Canada instead of California lol
"Because it was McDonald's again" 😂
legend ✌️❤️
Does anyone remember when they started asking the "bath at a hotel" question? Been wanting to rewatch that.
“Forks go quick” -Kevin Ryan
31:36 “you have haven’t yuh” 😭
Kim and Joey Diaz need to be on a podcast together
Picking up Foley and Kippy in a Tesla would halve the range.
Kim is the type of woman you fall madly in love with but deep down you know you couldn't handle her.
Shes already past her prime
It would be a helluva ride and I am doowwnn
Pff that's sad cuz, wtf, have some self respect, LOL
Welcome to Florida women, you get fat white girl or crazy Spanish.
Kim and I would be the cutest gfs honestly
Kim got hosed!! Cash only at McDonald’s late at night is trash, it’s a trick, that cash goes right in the pocket of the cashier.
"stealing chromies" is why I love this podcast, lmao
I was stealing chromies outside of Clover's and got accosted by a teenager playing street hockey, apparently it was his truck and he saw me creeping on the chromies but I hadn't yet taken them, he gripped me up by my shirt, LOL
@@sansfucks me and my friends used to ride our bikes around the neighborhood and shopping parking lots stealing these as kids, had piles of them for no reason, only needed 2 for my bike, think it was the quest for the coolest pair
@@rmh3093 getting the dice or skull ones?! hachi machi!
That promo is reminding me of dumb n dumber 😂😂😂😂
You go and do something like this…and TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!
big gulps huh? whelp! see ya later!
“IN THE WRONG DIRECTION?!” Lmao
No chance in hell this relationship lasts. 😅
Huge mistake. Sounds like a future stalky ex boyfriend.
Classic love bombing.
This chick knows she's hot and loves breaking guys hearts to ever have a real long relationship
It's going to go the distance, just you wait and see.
Board member here. Shout-out East Texas baby. Love Kim. Love y'all.
I’m sure square grouper are still rare in Florida waters, but we all can dream Kim lol
When Kim said "I Don't know cars, what am I a man?" Had me rolling laughing haha
"You guys are Douche bags now!" Oh my god, that reaction was perfect 😂
Kim would DEFINITELY get it 💪❤️😎😏
yea she actually looking good
This was such a great episode! Thanks everyone!
I work for a Junkyard and I can confirm Tow truck drivers are indeed on some sketchy shit.
LMAO nippy goes “more fries” like it was obvious when they asked what the second visit to mcd’s was for
Her vocal fry
She’s part jew.
Kim is fantastic guest love her stories never dull moment
Oh shit! Go gators, you gotta be a great student to get in there lol and shout out to the Swamp 🐊
ik foley was PISSED when he dropped that luggage 🤣
Moving in with someone after knowing them a week is insane.. over/under on how long it takes to implode?
9 months.
I cant believe I have the exact same dining table as AYG lmao
The tow deal happened to me in Nashville few months ago at a gas station of all places. Evidently I illegally parked and walked across the street to do a job for about 20 min. Came back and he was about to drive off and said I could pay a drop fee or come get it for double at the shop. Shady
Anytime some guest asks who’s the trashiest guest it should be an immediate “Tom Thakkar”.
Time check for the eventual break up of this guy and Kim.
Boys are blowing the fuck up insane!! Love youse!!!
JoshbPotter falling off cliffs 8n the desert lmao
I'LL QUIT VAPING WHEN YOU GUYS GET JORDAN JENSEN ON
Shout out to the Chris DiStefano shirt on Foley DXL is stepping up 🔥
See ya in Tulsa!.. The world's largest bottle of ketchup 🤣🤣🤣
Kevin and Foley are the definition of living above their means just for appearances.
Foley didn't even learn until last year that you're suppose to pay off the balance on your credit card every month if you want a good credit score and want to avoid interest haha
You don't "retire" from the military after 10 years unless you were injured.
I agree. But I bet she has some garbage stories about him the next time she is a guest.
Could be a ROTC spook, then injured or contract for awhile
Hes a loaded business man, made his money investing
@@JonasCraftUltimate sounds like they are both loaded and often.
Probably medically retired with a big enough percentage of disability to draw a decent check. Lots of my military buddies are but they still work so they're pulling two incomes.
Luis K. Gomez in da house!!! 🤙🏻🤙🏻😆
Already got my tickies to OKC!!! LETS GOOOO BOYYYS!!!!
This guy she’s describing sounds a little sus.
I thought the same - sounds like a love bomber
@@Betty-Boop809classic love bombing
@@TonyMarselle I agree. She’ll be defending him for a few months then he’ll be the topic of all her conversations on what a manipulator he was.
Of all the things I’m stuck on Combos are too white but sour cream and onion Pringles aren’t!?!?
Don't overthink it. From my experience people who label things as "too white" usually have some racial insecurities about themselves. You can tell she was embarrassed when asked what snack isn't "too white"
I became an official bozo a few days ago so I’ve been working my way through the Patreon and then I hop on the Youstube and I see a fresh one over here! Are you garbage for dayzz bros
Man I subscribed to the Patreon recently too and those hard feeling episodes have me in tears. Do urself a favor and watch the bonus are you garbage episode wild and wonderful whites. I promise ull be in absolute tears laughing 😂
I recently subscribed to the Patreon too and been working through those hard feelings episodes and there hilarious! Do urself a favor and watch the bonus are you garbage episode wild and wonderful whites. It had me in tears it so funny 😂😂
@@billtron182 I’ve been watching all of them 😂 I saw the wild wonderful whites one this morning 😂😂
If you've become a made man by joining the patreon you are no longer a bozo...you are offish a HOMIE now. Welcome! Them hard muthafuckin feelings are worth the payment every month alone.
@@Dirtyjoe_13 man after watching that episode I can’t remember the last time I genuinely laughed that much 😂😂
43:00 Foley and kippy's reaction to hearing Kim say her third fast food choice was McDonald's for a second time was incredible 😂😂
youse NEVER had a bloomin onion???? what are we doinnnn
32:33 LINE THEIR PURSES WITH ALUMINUM FOIL IS CRAZY LMFAOOOOO
“Cute story, completely trashy” lol. Don’t know who this woman is but she is perfect for the show
Kim is so exactly every girl I went to high school with in central Florida. Makes me crazy lol.
Stole their chromies is a great line
I love kim😂😂😂❤❤❤. She is a riot always
30:09 Kim apologizing for the most AYG answer everrrrrrr
Hahahaha 30:38 or so, Kippy asking “what color” is her favorite Pringle was, baldie had Gatorade on the brain ha
As someone from 407/386 TIL that 321 is for blastoff
Sturgeons or whatever it’s called 😂
10:45 "I looked at the beach and had a deep thoughts." I would marry this woman right now if I could.
Kim moved the drink and the coaster so much i started my own drinking game, everytime it would happen i would snort a line of coke and a shot of vodka.
Ive narcan my self twice
Damn, she worked at the swamp. I must have been working at cafe gardens, across the street at the same time. That area gets wild around game days.
16:55 lol “count down town”, meanwhile our area code is “dirty five thirty”
McDonald's kept your cash I used to do the same thing but I used to zero out the order and just charge sauces, f*** you corporate America
Shout out to the McDonald's employees running game and pocketing the 💲.
@@josef2012 when she said they still gave her all the food I knew what was up.
"It was McDonald's again" had me crying!
Former Repo-Man First Time Caller, putting the car down for cash is good business and saves everyone a giant headache. That guys a hero for even offering the opportunity to slide a lil cash over
Just what I needed boys!
I need Matty Matheson on this damn show
Great episode. She owns her trashiness and that somehow ends up gold.
58:40 really took our boys out for a minute 😂
Only podcast that I will listen to all of the ads for
Retired military after 10 years? Huh?
ROTC to officer, intelligence or something specialist then off to private gigs, also could have been injured.
@@JBGC916 so 10 years and you get all the benefits? Nah, that's not how that works.
"retired" after ten is the trashy excuse for currently unemployed
@@adambazzle8337they don't really get benifits anymore either....
@@adambazzle8337Yeah, that is how it works if you're medically retired and rated at a high enough disability percentage. I'm an army veteran...not disabled but a lot of my buddies were.
Gotta get that square grouper yall!
28:20 "IN JOR HEAD ZOMBIE!" 😂😂😂
Not drinking cold water while raw dogging water from the sink is rough lmao
Holly shit the Swamp. I remember that place. It was Okaloosa Island
Why on earth was mark cuban at a college bar in Gainesville
She fuggin thought LA meant Los Angeles. She is an adult. Wow
She was stoned!
These people vote…😂
Haha that hitchhiking intro was a homerun
Kim spending 2/3 of my monthly rent on her nails
Man I wish you guys came to Nashville, I’d be there in a heartbeat
I'm with Kim, no need to front. Just drive your CRV. It's better than Kippy going to that spa, in the blizzard, with his broke down ride🤷♀️😂
The best Patreon story in ayg history! Chucking burgers to Foley out on the roof!!😂
Luis Gomez breaks up with his girl and Congdon bootscoots right back to NY.
Kim’s great. Toby with some bangers as well. Great episode gang.
Hey, Kippy, what's the brand name on the Big Man's shirt? I literally wanna order one right now.
"Cold water is bad for you"
"Bad for you? You're doing acid....what do you mean?"
Acid & Tap water rule. Kim’s the best. 😂