Im 20 minutes in. Between filing taxes in Louisiana and taking a random dude on a riverboat gambling trip with her mom this is maybe the trashiest opening ever lmao
Reminds me of the Crab Feasts "AAAAAWWWWWWWEEEEE WELCOME BACK TO THE CRAB FEAST YALL" that fans would do along with Ryan and Jay, at least I know I would
Hey Kim! If it makes you feel better, me and my wife have been together nine years, and had a similar first weeks together. Don't let em get you down, we're rooting for you!
I was stealing chromies outside of Clover's and got accosted by a teenager playing street hockey, apparently it was his truck and he saw me creeping on the chromies but I hadn't yet taken them, he gripped me up by my shirt, LOL
@@sansfucks me and my friends used to ride our bikes around the neighborhood and shopping parking lots stealing these as kids, had piles of them for no reason, only needed 2 for my bike, think it was the quest for the coolest pair
Don't overthink it. From my experience people who label things as "too white" usually have some racial insecurities about themselves. You can tell she was embarrassed when asked what snack isn't "too white"
The tow deal happened to me in Nashville few months ago at a gas station of all places. Evidently I illegally parked and walked across the street to do a job for about 20 min. Came back and he was about to drive off and said I could pay a drop fee or come get it for double at the shop. Shady
I became an official bozo a few days ago so I’ve been working my way through the Patreon and then I hop on the Youstube and I see a fresh one over here! Are you garbage for dayzz bros
Man I subscribed to the Patreon recently too and those hard feeling episodes have me in tears. Do urself a favor and watch the bonus are you garbage episode wild and wonderful whites. I promise ull be in absolute tears laughing 😂
I recently subscribed to the Patreon too and been working through those hard feelings episodes and there hilarious! Do urself a favor and watch the bonus are you garbage episode wild and wonderful whites. It had me in tears it so funny 😂😂
If you've become a made man by joining the patreon you are no longer a bozo...you are offish a HOMIE now. Welcome! Them hard muthafuckin feelings are worth the payment every month alone.
Kevin and Foley are the definition of living above their means just for appearances. Foley didn't even learn until last year that you're suppose to pay off the balance on your credit card every month if you want a good credit score and want to avoid interest haha
Probably medically retired with a big enough percentage of disability to draw a decent check. Lots of my military buddies are but they still work so they're pulling two incomes.
Kim moved the drink and the coaster so much i started my own drinking game, everytime it would happen i would snort a line of coke and a shot of vodka. Ive narcan my self twice
Former Repo-Man First Time Caller, putting the car down for cash is good business and saves everyone a giant headache. That guys a hero for even offering the opportunity to slide a lil cash over
AYG Live Show Tickets Here: punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets
See ya'll here in Albu'Crazy NM!! 🎉🤘
I'm not convinced that kim is not with Lewis again lol
these two bozos on a hitch hiking adventure sounds like a cult classic waiting to happen! on the road/odd couple/fear and loathing
these two bozos on a hitch hiking adventure sounds like a cult classic waiting to happen! on the road/odd couple/fear and loathing
Im 20 minutes in. Between filing taxes in Louisiana and taking a random dude on a riverboat gambling trip with her mom this is maybe the trashiest opening ever lmao
This guy she speaks of sounds a little sus. Lol
@@andystreet339so much sus
@andystreet339 yeah you think lol.
lol
@@andystreet339dude is total chad haha.
All these Mint Mobile reads, we better see youse guys in the Deadpool movie 😂
kippy and foley run a pawn shop hes trying to buy a gun at
We need a Ryan Reynolds appearance on the pod.
Ryan Reynolds sold his share years ago.
Kims at the roast sneakin into the parking lot. “I swear I know Tom Brady! This dress was $3!” 😂😂😂
Facts.
“Combos are too white”
“I like sour cream and onion pringles”
“Combos IS too white” don’t give her that much credit😂
I was hoping she would say Hot Cheetos.
Funny because she sounds extremely white
Kim is the main character in GTA VI.
H. Foley looking like Jerry Garcia in the tour promo 😂
😂😂😂
Cherry Garcia
LMFAO
Guaranteed inside of Kim’s high-end Gucci bag are McDonalds napkins
Plan B
lol filing your taxes in the wrong state is insane 🤣
It's the most LA girl thing to do.😂
Even more that when it said "State" she picked LA thinking Los Angeles 😂
She knew what she was doing
She used to date Louis…not the dumbest thing she has done lol
You heard her laugh right?
That whole karaoke section was so funny but god Kim killed me at 28:24 her mom singing Zombie 😭😭😂😂😂
Florida. Army Vet. Day trades. Met on the beach. Together 5 months. Living together 5 months. TRASH TRASH TRASH 🤣😂🤣
Dude was living on the beach for sure😂😂😂😂
Yea..that tracks 😂
Yup teeerasshhh
Sounds like a solid dude
Nikki Glaser said Kim helped her a lot with her roast bits and delivery - props where props is deserved 🎉
Like the Drake of the comedy world using ghost writers 😂
They all use writers
Kim is actually very funny. Nikki....not funny.
They're both hilarious 👍
Hachi Machi! Cousin Kimmy is the only relative I wouldn’t think twice about giving a smooch
Trash..but fair 😂
In Florida it's called fishing for "Square Grouper". When you find a Kilo of coke in the water.
Retired from 10 years in the army "day trader" with no home, all stuff at his parents house because he has been backpacking for a year? Hmm...
Army guys get sizeable pensions
Standing in line at the store and still did a “CHREWDAROOF” finger to the sky! LET’S GO BOZOS! 🗑️
Quite literally the only move tho tbh
COOOOKINNNN
I was wearing the tour tee while I done it
Pure Garbagio 🗑️
Reminds me of the Crab Feasts "AAAAAWWWWWWWEEEEE WELCOME BACK TO THE CRAB FEAST YALL" that fans would do along with Ryan and Jay, at least I know I would
31:36 “you have haven’t yuh” 😭
“Forks go quick” -Kevin Ryan
I didn't know it was possible to even file taxes in the wrong state lol
Online filing
Kim's mum needs an appearance or we riot!
The real Puerto Rican rattlesnake 😏
If this happens it will break TH-cam 😂
Yes for sure!!
Ya because Kim sucks her stories are only good if it includes other people being the funny one
Chombie
Does anyone remember when they started asking the "bath at a hotel" question? Been wanting to rewatch that.
"Because it was McDonald's again" 😂
legend ✌️❤️
She actually ended up filing in CA for Canada instead of California lol
When Kim said "I Don't know cars, what am I a man?" Had me rolling laughing haha
Hey Kim! If it makes you feel better, me and my wife have been together nine years, and had a similar first weeks together. Don't let em get you down, we're rooting for you!
"stealing chromies" is why I love this podcast, lmao
I was stealing chromies outside of Clover's and got accosted by a teenager playing street hockey, apparently it was his truck and he saw me creeping on the chromies but I hadn't yet taken them, he gripped me up by my shirt, LOL
@@sansfucks me and my friends used to ride our bikes around the neighborhood and shopping parking lots stealing these as kids, had piles of them for no reason, only needed 2 for my bike, think it was the quest for the coolest pair
@@rmh3093 getting the dice or skull ones?! hachi machi!
Picking up Foley and Kippy in a Tesla would halve the range.
LMAO nippy goes “more fries” like it was obvious when they asked what the second visit to mcd’s was for
I work for a Junkyard and I can confirm Tow truck drivers are indeed on some sketchy shit.
"You guys are Douche bags now!" Oh my god, that reaction was perfect 😂
That promo is reminding me of dumb n dumber 😂😂😂😂
You go and do something like this…and TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!
big gulps huh? whelp! see ya later!
“IN THE WRONG DIRECTION?!” Lmao
Kim is the type of woman you fall madly in love with but deep down you know you couldn't handle her.
Shes already past her prime
It would be a helluva ride and I am doowwnn
Pff that's sad cuz, wtf, have some self respect, LOL
Welcome to Florida women, you get fat white girl or crazy Spanish.
Kim and I would be the cutest gfs honestly
Kim and Joey Diaz need to be on a podcast together
Oh shit! Go gators, you gotta be a great student to get in there lol and shout out to the Swamp 🐊
This was such a great episode! Thanks everyone!
I’m sure square grouper are still rare in Florida waters, but we all can dream Kim lol
43:00 Foley and kippy's reaction to hearing Kim say her third fast food choice was McDonald's for a second time was incredible 😂😂
Kim got hosed!! Cash only at McDonald’s late at night is trash, it’s a trick, that cash goes right in the pocket of the cashier.
I cant believe I have the exact same dining table as AYG lmao
16:55 lol “count down town”, meanwhile our area code is “dirty five thirty”
Anytime some guest asks who’s the trashiest guest it should be an immediate “Tom Thakkar”.
ik foley was PISSED when he dropped that luggage 🤣
Hahahaha 30:38 or so, Kippy asking “what color” is her favorite Pringle was, baldie had Gatorade on the brain ha
32:33 LINE THEIR PURSES WITH ALUMINUM FOIL IS CRAZY LMFAOOOOO
Moving in with someone after knowing them a week is insane.. over/under on how long it takes to implode?
9 months.
Board member here. Shout-out East Texas baby. Love Kim. Love y'all.
See ya in Tulsa!.. The world's largest bottle of ketchup 🤣🤣🤣
Of all the things I’m stuck on Combos are too white but sour cream and onion Pringles aren’t!?!?
Don't overthink it. From my experience people who label things as "too white" usually have some racial insecurities about themselves. You can tell she was embarrassed when asked what snack isn't "too white"
"Cold water is bad for you"
"Bad for you? You're doing acid....what do you mean?"
The tow deal happened to me in Nashville few months ago at a gas station of all places. Evidently I illegally parked and walked across the street to do a job for about 20 min. Came back and he was about to drive off and said I could pay a drop fee or come get it for double at the shop. Shady
No chance in hell this relationship lasts. 😅
Huge mistake. Sounds like a future stalky ex boyfriend.
Classic love bombing.
This chick knows she's hot and loves breaking guys hearts to ever have a real long relationship
It's going to go the distance, just you wait and see.
28:20 "IN JOR HEAD ZOMBIE!" 😂😂😂
Kim is fantastic guest love her stories never dull moment
I became an official bozo a few days ago so I’ve been working my way through the Patreon and then I hop on the Youstube and I see a fresh one over here! Are you garbage for dayzz bros
Man I subscribed to the Patreon recently too and those hard feeling episodes have me in tears. Do urself a favor and watch the bonus are you garbage episode wild and wonderful whites. I promise ull be in absolute tears laughing 😂
I recently subscribed to the Patreon too and been working through those hard feelings episodes and there hilarious! Do urself a favor and watch the bonus are you garbage episode wild and wonderful whites. It had me in tears it so funny 😂😂
@@billtron182 I’ve been watching all of them 😂 I saw the wild wonderful whites one this morning 😂😂
If you've become a made man by joining the patreon you are no longer a bozo...you are offish a HOMIE now. Welcome! Them hard muthafuckin feelings are worth the payment every month alone.
@@Dirtyjoe_13 man after watching that episode I can’t remember the last time I genuinely laughed that much 😂😂
Kevin and Foley are the definition of living above their means just for appearances.
Foley didn't even learn until last year that you're suppose to pay off the balance on your credit card every month if you want a good credit score and want to avoid interest haha
Kim would DEFINITELY get it 💪❤️😎😏
yea she actually looking good
You don't "retire" from the military after 10 years unless you were injured.
I agree. But I bet she has some garbage stories about him the next time she is a guest.
Could be a ROTC spook, then injured or contract for awhile
Hes a loaded business man, made his money investing
@@JonasCraftUltimate sounds like they are both loaded and often.
Probably medically retired with a big enough percentage of disability to draw a decent check. Lots of my military buddies are but they still work so they're pulling two incomes.
Kim is so exactly every girl I went to high school with in central Florida. Makes me crazy lol.
Boys are blowing the fuck up insane!! Love youse!!!
JoshbPotter falling off cliffs 8n the desert lmao
Hey, Kippy, what's the brand name on the Big Man's shirt? I literally wanna order one right now.
Not drinking cold water while raw dogging water from the sink is rough lmao
Already got my tickies to OKC!!! LETS GOOOO BOYYYS!!!!
"It was McDonald's again" had me crying!
Holly shit the Swamp. I remember that place. It was Okaloosa Island
58:40 really took our boys out for a minute 😂
McDonald's kept your cash I used to do the same thing but I used to zero out the order and just charge sauces, f*** you corporate America
Shout out to the Chris DiStefano shirt on Foley DXL is stepping up 🔥
Luis K. Gomez in da house!!! 🤙🏻🤙🏻😆
10:45 "I looked at the beach and had a deep thoughts." I would marry this woman right now if I could.
30:09 Kim apologizing for the most AYG answer everrrrrrr
"I'm just trying to stay above water" as I spend $400 a month on nails...
Easy money from dorks online bc they think she’s cute.
I'LL QUIT VAPING WHEN YOU GUYS GET JORDAN JENSEN ON
Kim moved the drink and the coaster so much i started my own drinking game, everytime it would happen i would snort a line of coke and a shot of vodka.
Ive narcan my self twice
Damn, she worked at the swamp. I must have been working at cafe gardens, across the street at the same time. That area gets wild around game days.
Former Repo-Man First Time Caller, putting the car down for cash is good business and saves everyone a giant headache. That guys a hero for even offering the opportunity to slide a lil cash over
Great episode. She owns her trashiness and that somehow ends up gold.
Her vocal fry
She’s part jew.
Shout out to the McDonald's employees running game and pocketing the 💲.
@@josef2012 when she said they still gave her all the food I knew what was up.
I'm with Kim, no need to front. Just drive your CRV. It's better than Kippy going to that spa, in the blizzard, with his broke down ride🤷♀️😂
The best Patreon story in ayg history! Chucking burgers to Foley out on the roof!!😂
Yoooo I live by that giant ketchup bottle woo woo woo 😅
I love kim😂😂😂❤❤❤. She is a riot always
“Cute story, completely trashy” lol. Don’t know who this woman is but she is perfect for the show
Sturgeons or whatever it’s called 😂
Stole their chromies is a great line
Only podcast that I will listen to all of the ads for
Very funny. She's awsome. Please tell us when you're doing a show in miami
Just what I needed boys!
Can't believe I just watched Kim admit that she was assigned a military Handler from Austin Texas
This is awesome i was watching kill tony 593 earlier today where she murdered david lucas she is hilarious love kim.
Why on earth was mark cuban at a college bar in Gainesville
As someone from 407/386 TIL that 321 is for blastoff
You dont get the flowers you deserve kim!! ❤ keep doing you, Aunt Shirley loves it!! ❤️ #Roastwritinggoddess
"I can also dodge $200 rent increases." TOBY STINKS!!!!!
Man I wish you guys came to Nashville, I’d be there in a heartbeat
This guy she’s describing sounds a little sus.
I thought the same - sounds like a love bomber
@@Betty-Boop809classic love bombing
@@TonyMarselle I agree. She’ll be defending him for a few months then he’ll be the topic of all her conversations on what a manipulator he was.
Kim spending 2/3 of my monthly rent on her nails
Won't eat food served to you but will drink out of a measuring cup ✅
Haha that hitchhiking intro was a homerun
Gotta get that square grouper yall!