How To Launder A Trillion Dollars - In Five Steps
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- How to launder a Trillion Dollars - In Five Steps.
You may think you know the answer to this, that you just need to stick your loot in a tax haven somewhere, and they’ll keep your secret safe for ever. But that’s out of date, the world has changed, and criminals have changed with it, especially really big criminals, the ones with the most to hide. So, here is a guide to how to do it, in five easy steps.
#corruption #moneylaundering #companieshouse
My lawyers have asked me to not comment on this video but I just have to thank you for posting this useful guide which others will use and definitely not me
Please reak all havoc with what youre doing
Really?
NDAs are First Amendment Violations the lawyer would get disbarred because no fact or law shall be tried in court. When universal deceit is everywhere, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
We use a so called SWIM phrase for asking delicate questions.
SWIM (Somebody Who Isn't Me)
Open the door please❤
Man i swear youtube wont let you say damn more than twice in a video, but posting a detailed instruction on how to commit 1st degree fraud is completely okay
As long as someone feeling’s arent hurt
@@rememberberries4277 man fuck peoples feelings
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@Saturn
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Step 6: Find your first trillion.
😂
shouldnt it be step 0? 😂
step 5: make terorism startup such as hti
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this video is HIGHLY anti semitic
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I see the same comment everywhere 😂
"A trillion dollars is being stolen, and Britain is involved"
Every single country that has an Independence Day: First time?
It’s funny but Russia has an Independence Day too😂
Not ever country with an independent day was a British colony
@@graffiti9145 Yeah, but I figured that was irrelevant to the joke
@@graffiti9145 the mayority of the ones that were not actually were balkanized
British, world champions at thievery and deceit.
You forget the most important thing in all this.
All those shell companies pay all their taxes perfectly on time and in exactly the right amounts. Might go some way into answering why our politicians don't care.
If you pay properly, state won't care. If you will not pay, someone will come knocking for money. Pay up and no one will bother you.
protection money...
You do realise that the majority of the money ought to be paid in taxes in countries that are NOT the uk?
@@NonoFire07 yea that's the point of the comment. The commenter's saying that since the companies pay the government a cut of their money in taxes, the politicians don't act.
There's a problem of theft?
What from us?
No, they pay their taxes.
Oh, so I'll still get my politician's salary and expenses?
Yeah.
I don't mind.
Love this open educational video about an important not talked about part of politics.
also, he made fine tutorial
@@Eltar_ mmmmm
@@Eltar_ Engineer gaming:yeehaw:
yeah i love that he made such a fine claim on an important
@akotov lol yea sure bruv. Keep lying to yourself. almost every country in the world has debt.
How to launder a trillion dollars:
1. Steal a trillion dollars
2. Before people go and investigate, make some buildings in New York fall so everyone will be distracted
Oh god damnv
step 3: insure the buildings for terrorism the week before and collect your payout
That's right. People *will* be distracted by a few buildings in New York but not by an earthquake in Turkey
@@a.syndeed earthquake you said not terrorist attack
@@hash_pvtxx stay mad belive ur terrorist on goverment 🤣
Thank you so much been struggling to launder a trillion this is very helpful 😄
you need help?
yeah if you need any help, I'm your younger brother here, just ask.
I can help you, just send me this money and i will hide it
in my steam account
A shady cat, it checks out
Cool, but I was was actually looking for a video about how to launder 1.4 trillion dollars.
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so basically the only one prosecuted for using the system is the only one who tried to warn them from the system's flaws without commiting any illegal activities.
They surely know about those flaws, and they care about them... they care enough to *not* fix them though
that's exactly what happened to a guy calling out the biggest gambling company in Australia for letting people laundry millions of dollars in their casinos and he end up losing everything due to the number of lawsuits they gave him
the whole system is rigged, people live their lives expecting the rich and powerful to play fair.
cuz the politicians use the scheme themselves probably lol, so they wanna keep it for as long as possible
@@josk8936 fuck Clubs NSW all my homies hate Clubs NSW
Three years later and I am 47% complete. Thank you so much for this....Educational video.
@Computment😭😭😭
Watching a how to hide a trillion dollars video when I should be sleeping as if I even have 100 dollars
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I should be sleeping too man!
You aint wrong
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@K you absolutely did not put me down if that’s what gets you off and why would you try to put someone down who doesn’t have 100$ you must be a great person
As a brit, im glad to offer my assistance with your laundering :)
thx i have a business' proposal i will only need your name on the paper
@@jvw8129 sure thing, its “Rishi Sunak”
I happen to be a real estate lawyer in the UK. If one of my clients was purchasing through a LTD company, as often they do, I am under strict requirements through regulation and legislation to carry out checks on the company. This will include verifying the identity of the directors. Mr xxx xxxxx would not be purchasing a property with me as their lawyer.
Isn't the problem with this that you do not actually own anything yourself? What if the registered person reports it and the government seizes your assets, you would not be able to do anything against it. It's not like the government won't question the source of your investment, they will, the only difference is you will not be able to defend your assets. Of course this video is just a joke, but I am genuinely interested in how laundering money would work.
@@dsajlkdask6625 well u dont own dirty money either,so u may as well use it lol
@@dsajlkdask6625 yeah exactly, how do you prove after lying in that form that you own that shell company ? Basically this video was made to tell us that the agents validating these companies are not doing their job properly
You dont need to own it. You just need authorization to re-allocate it
You sir are one dumb match stick, still wet behind the ears.
Wanted to thank you on the quick and easy tutorial! It was quite easy to follow and also amazingly worked! Writing this for a friend definitely
Very helpful, will certainly try this out when I become a politician 😊🎉
Goodluck for your journey.
Waiting to see news of bankruptcy.
Not until they run a background check. And find this. 😂
- bribe (I mean... lobby) politicians to make it legal, or not fix a loophole. Bonus points if you yourself are a politician
- give yourself relatively low salary as the CEO, divide assets between various sub-companies and charity funds that your family controls. Mansions/ jets that you can use freely belong to the company and you have a low income. If those sub-companies juggle bills between each other properly, they can report high operating costs and even losses (despite growing and being profitable). There is no tax on losses.
If you're paying yourself a salary from your fake company then it's now linked to you
@@shardj5151 Not fake, real company. Yes, there is a paper trail, and govt. can know who's who's friend/ family member, but so what? It's all legal and your "on paper" salary and stuff you own is very little. In my country there are politicians who own nothing and their wife or ex-wife (but still together) is a multi-millionaire on a minimum wage (or unemployed). There is nothing tax bureau can do against it as there are no laws to counter it and politicians have 0 interest to introduce those laws.
@@Mic_Glow "in my country" what country u from?
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Be Joe Biden. He forgets the other 4 steps.
Now Brexit is understandable, as EU regulations could become a long term threat...
Lmao
Brexit is a fat L for UK and they're starting to feel it now
All the 80 yr old brexiteers have died of old age by now
EU regulations were bullshit half the time they want you to draft legislation about shit you already have in legislation. The yes-men states, like France, then have a nightmarish headache sorting back through centuries of legislation to undo a law and then put it back through in the exact way the EU asked. They had plenty of these sorts of issues and kept going along like it wasn't an issue.
1 trillions worths moch more than any of the money small business makes in UK 🇬🇧 👌 brexit is a scam
Why you stopped making videos??
“You could buy any company outright”
Blackrock: Yeah sure we’ll see about that
just cause they move more money doesnt make them more valuable since it is not their own money they invest
@@elolololololol The amount of money they invest is insane. It affects the economy on a drastic level. They could singlehandedly destroy countries if they want to. As long as there aren't any other shadow banks that are in the country. Invested money has power.
Yo mate. I am from Kyiv, Ukraine. Never heard of such a giant globe company. Now reading. That is insane. Thank you for the info
@@cerberus.talking 😢
Step 1: Buy Blackrock.
Very educational for politicians. 1 person ever prosecuted & that was a whistleblower… the system is rotten to the core
Its partly why trust in democracy is fading in our country when there is literally one law for the rich and another for the less fortunate.
the problem with this statement is that there is no such thing as the "less fortunate". Thats a mentality most people have but doesnt ACTUALLY exist. Governments tell you youre less fortunate but its the biggest scam in the history of the world.
@@NioLinKindeed
It's always been that way. It's just nowadays with internet you see some of it
@@simonl4657 If anything, it was a million times worse in the past. Rich people could get away with murder if they wanted to, and they pretty much always did. If anything, today there is far more justice. Of course, back then, today, and forever into the future, anyone who becomes insanely wealthy, no matter how they do it, will be legitimized once they reach a certain threshold because after that point, it's easier to just take their money than to question or prosecute it
@@michaelgeorge4643 correct. Also I don't like this rich vs poor narrative. Rich people are not some separate species of human. There are plenty of poor people who will do exactly the same sht if they got money and power the next day. The poor aren't necessarily good, they just don't have the means to manipulate other poor people as much
if u clicked on this video even tho u don't have 1 trillion dollars 🍸 🍸
Great tutorial , it worked perfectly . Recommend 10/10
How did you open bank account for that company?
I’ve been searching for a video like this, and finally found one. You are the only one who really helped, tried it and really worked! Thank you!
left the most important steps, getting the BANK ACCOUNT.
also if you are moving around over 1million a day, you also need to have some sort of agreement in-between company bank to sender/receiver.
bitcoin
the central banks are shitting themselves. hand held solid state bitcoin drives.
@@googlesucks7948 Horrible idea. Everything is stored on a blockchain, so it's very easy to trace. Then once you cash it out, the wallet you cash it out with will be associated with an identity, and then from there the transaction would go to a bank account which would also have an identity, if not the same one. Sure, there's methods to launder bitcoin, but on larger scales it's impossible which is why it's not done.
Moving any amount of money by banks is scrutinised over a certain figure!?!
@@thomasherrin6798 well yeah no shit what did u think
I LITERALLY WAS JUST HAVING THIS PROBLEM YOU'RE A LIFESAVER!!!
allegedly
How are annonymous companies bank accounts annonymous? Proof of ID of the business owner / director is required to open a bank account.
Bingo. Good luck getting a bank account opened with your false name and post office box 😂
@@seanquigg-tutty2204 You can get fake id in China using missing or dead people's infos
Here’s a crazy idea: false identity documents.
@@seanquigg-tutty2204 **cpn**
Given that it's usually foreign branches in dirtier countries that move this money around I assume it has something to do with that
Nice try fed
Will this work for regular folk looking for some casual tax avoidance? Asking for a friend.
😂
Doesn't really work with income tax
Well technically yeah, but For most people it's not worth the hassle + You'd need a bank account, and since you don't have ties with high level bankers, you'd need to do identity fraud to make one
I think there are probably easier ways, if you are unfortunate enough to be in britain, this video is a good reminder of how it would be morally upstanding too!
Me and my $10 in my account watching this like hmm yeah now I've got a plan!
this is definetely what i was looking for.. so far i managed to hide just half of a trillion and i was looking for a way for the remaining part.. THANKS!
Damn I hope they haven’t patched this yet
This video will guarantee help someone launder a huge amount of money
hi
Anyone with that much money will find this information on their own
@@jobliar937 Exactly, corrupt politicians would immediately wonder how others like them launder money and find out the answer easily. It is the people that benefit from this information. Because whenever their ugly schemes are exposed to the public it is becoming harder to do crimes like that.
@@jobliar937they've already known for decades, that's why he even had examples in the video. He's just giving us peasants a small glimpse into how Little we know about the rich and powerful
But you still need to produce an ID when opening up a bank account, though it's under the company's name, the director of the company still needs to produce an ID.
If you have a trillion dollars you can prolly buy a stolen or fake identity
Which bank or company formation platform would you happen to be referring to? Thanks
@@takundarateiwa5971 all legitimate banks like Lloyds or NatWest. Financial institutions like Monese or Revolut registered on cargo ship in the middle of Pacific Ocean under Botswana Flag are not welcomed for this kind of operations
Actually I just opened a business account this Saturday at SumUp (Point of Sale Systems/Card readers) and ordered a credit card. It just arrived today. I kid you not, all I had to do was give my name and birthdate.
I called the support and wanted to know where I do the whole ident verification because I was looking forward to holding my ID in 50 different angles. Nope. Nothing, already activated, ready to go.
I could outright commit crime with this card. Launder money. Receive laundered money and get it paid out at an atm. Commit cyber fraud.
get a fake id
Great Tutorial. Clear and effective. Tried this and it worked 👍
lmao hahahah ;D
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Really interesting thanks you!
Much less verbatim animations as well, I liked it
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Very helpful tutorial, please make a part 2 explaining how I can help obtain 1 trillion dollars to launder.
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The people have to continously audit themselves for these types of injustices. Injustices have existed since humans could understand them. If we can drop them down to a very tolerable point, this world would be a better place.
finally someone making content that I need
Thank you kind sir. My corruption ridden government badly needed such useful advice! You are a "reserves" saver.
Thanks for this video, I’ve been hauling around this 1trillion dollars but havnt found a way to launder it until now!
Out of curiosity ( educational purposes 🤣) how do you wire money into those companies?
Ah yes, this video - one of my favorites, really. This is only second to "How to evade taxes (IRS-proof)"
i cant find the video send it to me pls
This is exactly what I needed, thanks for the guide. I've hidden my money now
youtube recommends these videos but all i have in my account is -$500
0:33 Let me introduce you to Apple (2.75 trillion)
I'm watching this just incase I become a trillionaire. Anyone else ?
we all are😄
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@@raymondfrancis2983 Worth a shot😅. Thanks though
Personally, I'm going to use this so that I DONT lose my money to scammers
Guys plz help me, I had a doubt -suppose a robber has submitted 500 million in a shell company at UK and she gonna invest in some property will the uk govt.
be concerned abt such huge transaction....
You need to open a bank account with that shell company first, meaning you need government issued ID for the fake information you provided.
2nd flaw in your plan, a lawyer will have to confirm the information and proof of where the funds originated (proof of funds is easily avoided by holding the money in a single account for long enough)
can confirm that this worked perfectly, thank you for the tutorial! 👍
0:30 allow me to be the token American to complain that that flag is not where DC is!
Thanks for the tips lads
in 4 years it went from being able to buy any company outright and now can barely buy 1/3 of NVIDIA
This is not helping how a british shell company opening a bank account which had to be KYC'd first
Ah fantastic video! I randomly found a trillion dollars and was looking for youtube tutorials on what to do with it.
Thanks bro it works 😊
FINALY! A useful tutorial 😮😊
This was on the news recently about how many companies such as these did not report to the government who the owners are and will be required to do so.
Any news on how it's been?
It’s gone absolutely nowhere
Very clear instructions, worked smoothly, thanks
Seems informational. Downloading this for later use.
Amazing video, the end part is really enraging. Feel helpless
The Guardian did an excellent long read article and podcast all about this
Do you have a link to that article??
@@tavaresmccree5005 www.theguardian.com/world/2019/jul/05/how-britain-can-help-you-get-away-with-stealing-millions-a-five-step-guide
@@tavaresmccree5005 www.theguardian.com/news/audio/2019/aug/05/how-britain-get-away-with-stealing-millions-guide-podcast
Yes, do u have a link for the Guardian podcast
May I Add that this entire plan would not work from the first 38 seconds… and no one is talking about it? Fake what you want but you HAVE to pay a fee… 12£ or 100£ that money HAS to come from a bank account… A verified and legal bank account…And how do you open a bank account without using your own name and details? You don’t. It doesn’t work. I wouldn’t know for sure as I have definitely not tried, I am simply making an intellectual assumption which is backed by evidential reasoning. My name is actually Bruce Wayne for offical purposes. And I never actually watched this video, just guessing.
I'm gonna use this just for educational purposes, definitely not something else 😄
I worry about people who actively searched up this videos title instead of having it recommended to them.
The people with power definitely care. I'm sure they'd anything they can to keep the system from changing.
Thanks for letting me know how I can hide my trillion dollars. I was having sleepless nights wondering where I'm gonna hide all that money.
When my friend started an LLC he joked that he could now legally commit fraud lol
thanks for this tutorial, very helpful
This video doesn’t explain this to get the money into the banking System. Opening a corporation in one thing, but opening a bank account for that corporation is something entirely different
Jesus Christ
Nvm I got 5 stars
So happy this came out I can hide all my money now let’s gooo
Fraud is theft, actually. So if you're flush with dough but need to wash it & pay taxes on it, that's not fraud if you didn't steal it. Similarly, giving a false legal name is a crime, not having one isn't. Think about the possibilities 🤔
As an AML specialist, I am impressed
What makes you say it's stolen money?
Thank you for this detailed tutorial
Why not just buy Bitcoin, buy Eth, buy 2 other high market cap coin and you're done. Mr xxxxxxxxxx mmmmmmm zzxxzxzzzz got me rolling on the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣
How do you make sure you can create your company with false information and still able to have the full access when necessary?
0:33 Not true. There are many $2 trillion companies.
Also, $1 trillion is the amount of additional revenue the US government would need to balance the budget for one year. Maybe even shorter.
That's not even the amount of money the government spends. That's spending - revenue. So spending even higher.
Step 1. Get into politics/Be born into a monopoly/Royal Family/Kill heaps and smuggle drugs
Step2. See step 1
Step 3. See step 2
Step 4. See step 3
Step 5. See step 4.
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0:09 Why would going to the toilet prevent me from counting? :D
You guys are killing it
Thanks bro rlly needed this, gonna go hide my 1 trillion dollars now
can you please make a video about laundering 12,533,562 million dollars?
How to Launder money = build a stadium in London ( the Capital of laundered cash: UN report.)
Ask you know who . and the criminals who financed it .
Let's be Truthful how can a team who's hardly won anything finance a 900 million pound stadium.
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Thanks bro I just made $10 million from cooking meth and I needed a way to claim the money without being suspicious
Added bonus : even if you run away from your country and then the countires law enforcement are after you, dont worry!
The emmensely powerful "humanitarian" laws will fully protect you
Maybe I missed it - oh, this all looks good. But, how do you get all the cash into these banks? How do I get it from USA to their bank tellers? Or, if I am wiring it...don't I have to have it in the bank here first? I am confused.
Thank you, this will be handy to share with foreign diplomats of oppressive nations so they can safely store their wealth in North American real estate
what comes next though? how do you spend it? so only the company can spend or maybe hire people with real names and give them salary? I think governments aware of this but so that they bait criminals from sending cash into their country then the difficult part of spending it.