*Christmas at the Fishers. Lambert is invited and he's sitting by the table with the Fisher family* - Have you started yet? Fisher? *Sam appears from under table with the whole Christmas dinner in his hands* - Holy Christmas Fisher!
BeTheDeathOfMe Lambert: *You call Hamburguers, 'Steamed Hams'* Fisher: *Yes...* Lambert: *....WHAT THE HELL IS THIS FISHER?, THE MISSIONS OVER GET OUT OF HERE! , YOU'RE FINISHED!*
- *God damn it Fisher* - *Jesus Cristh Fisher* - *This mission is over Fisher* - *I am pulling the plug Fisher* - *My god Fisher* He's like Superintendent Chalmers yelling at skinner
I feel like a Ubisoft employee went "Hmm, how can we make our game's character's realistic and, (ahem) *edgy* without getting an M from the ESRB?" And then another Ubi employee said, "Let's have Lambert violate the Bible's third commandment - a lot - as a substitute for the F-word."
WHAT IN GODS NAME DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING FISHER?!? NIKOLADZE CAUGHT US WITH OUR PANTS DOWN!!! THE MISSION IS OVER, GET OUT OF THERE!!! And for God's sake Fisher, pull your pants up!!!
2:04....."So I go in noisy." Sometimes you can hear it in a person's voice when they are smiling. Michael Ironside was definitely smiling when he delivered that line, making Sam sound like a cheeky child, relishing the dark humor at going in noisy and causing absolute havoc haha!
I would make an argument that conviction did a nice job of wrapping things up but I wish the series ended there, or at least returned to form after that.
John Crusader yes thank god I found the splinter cell trilogy at GameStop. I feel like they should make a splinter cell movie and have George Clooney play as Sam fisher
John Crusader newer games isnt all bad... but atleast this franchise was never victim to microtransactions to my knowledge.. and not much dlc either iirc
It's not so much that Conviction or Blacklist play like action games. They were fun games and I enjoyed playing them. But the biggest indicator that SOMETHING is wrong is the dialogue. In 1-3, Sam had a sense of humor: he was dark, but also kinda sassy? Grimm and Lambert's interactions always had a back-and-forth to it, but always came with a sense of respect. It felt humanizing while you're doing inhuman things. I mean, you're the good guy, right? There had to be some moral justification as to why you're kidnapping a fat CIA analyst into the back of an unmarked van with a guy who's alarmingly knowledgeable about barbiturates. Lambert sort of represented Fisher's moral compass in that way. Then here comes Blacklist, and Sam's lines just, "RRR you're new and I don't like you", "RRR you're a teenager shut up and set up my wifi", "RRR shut up Grimm you're not my REAL mom." It's not that Blacklist plays like an action game, it also *feels* like an action *movie*. It's no longer Tom Clancy's Hunt for the Red October. It's John Wick, and I think we're all just kinda tired of it. I want a stealth game that's a little more interesting and true to form.
Theres one where in your in the parking lot and knock out the ponytail guy driver for grinko and Ice him. "DAMMIT FISHER WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?'" "HE WAS ONE OF THE BAD GUYS" "ITS SLOPPY WORK, DONT DO THAT ANYMORE"
"Dammit Fisher why did you kill the 2nd chef??? -I wanted eggs over easy - I don't know what to say... let me check my notes. Ah yes. THE MISSIONS OVER FISHER YOU'RE FINISHED!!!!"
Lambert: Good Lord!! Fisher, NIkoladze caught us with our pants down!!! Sam: What do you mean, my pants are up... Lambert: Dammit Fisher!!! it's an expression... You ruined my train of thought with your incessant interruptions, THE MISSION IS OVER!!! Sam: but Lambert, look! My pants are down, you were right! Lambert: IT'S TOO LATE! GET OUTTA THERE!!!! red screen: MISSION FAILED YOUR PANTS WERE UP, YOU MADE LAMBERT LOOK LIKE A FOOL.
I remember when Tom Clancy games tried to be grounded. Last one that had this feeling, even if the gameplay didn't reflect it, was GR Wildlands. The gameplay was generic (albeit fun) but the dialogue and setting felt like old times. The Ghosts dry, grounded dialogue and the ops you ran felt pretty grounded even if the missions themselves were a bit out there. I don't remember any one member of the team from Wildlands except Nomad, but I sure do remember the squad. Speaking of Nomad, next to Sam, he easily has some of the best intimidating interrogation lines in a videogame.
You're probably the only one. Look, I love Dennis Haysbert on 24, but I liked Don Jordan's voice as Lambert more. He had small roles playing two different characters in Deus Ex: Human Revolution and Deus Ex: Mankind Divided, too.
The Lambert in this video are not voiced by him. He voices Lambert in Pandora Tomorrow. But I appreciate the reference because that's my favorite series. Watched it over seven times!
Don Jordan was the voice actor in the first game, Chaos Theory, and Double Agent. Dennis Haysbert, the Allstate guy, was the voice in Pandora Tomorrow.
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*Christmas at the Fishers. Lambert is invited and he's sitting by the table with the Fisher family*
- Have you started yet? Fisher?
*Sam appears from under table with the whole Christmas dinner in his hands*
- Holy Christmas Fisher!
BeTheDeathOfMe
Lambert: *You call Hamburguers, 'Steamed Hams'*
Fisher: *Yes...*
Lambert: *....WHAT THE HELL IS THIS FISHER?, THE MISSIONS OVER GET OUT OF HERE! , YOU'RE FINISHED!*
My god Fisher, have you gone insane?
LOL! I love this comment!
😂😂😂😂
"Good Lord~." I love when Fisher gets sassy.
- *God damn it Fisher*
- *Jesus Cristh Fisher*
- *This mission is over Fisher*
- *I am pulling the plug Fisher*
- *My god Fisher*
He's like Superintendent Chalmers yelling at skinner
Someone meme this!
I feel like a Ubisoft employee went "Hmm, how can we make our game's character's realistic and, (ahem) *edgy* without getting an M from the ESRB?"
And then another Ubi employee said, "Let's have Lambert violate the Bible's third commandment - a lot - as a substitute for the F-word."
WHAT IN GODS NAME DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING FISHER?!? NIKOLADZE CAUGHT US WITH OUR PANTS DOWN!!!
THE MISSION IS OVER, GET OUT OF THERE!!! And for God's sake Fisher, pull your pants up!!!
2:04....."So I go in noisy." Sometimes you can hear it in a person's voice when they are smiling. Michael Ironside was definitely smiling when he delivered that line, making Sam sound like a cheeky child, relishing the dark humor at going in noisy and causing absolute havoc haha!
Bet he felt like a badass saying that
"NO WAY! THE MISSION'S OVER GET OUT OF THERE!"
he was ready to fight a platoon's worth of Chinese soldiers head-on just to complete his mission, you can't deny his balls
imagine if theres a mod and lambert just goes HELL YEA!
I'm from Virginia. Can confirm, our fences are crooked.
😂😂😂
🤣
"If the meter is at 0 you re a Ghost Shadow,..... if its at 4 you light up like a Dutch brothel..!" :) ...good times
Splinter Cell died with Lambert
I would make an argument that conviction did a nice job of wrapping things up but I wish the series ended there, or at least returned to form after that.
Concuerdo.
Blacklist was amazing.
@@christopherbucher7017 blacklist dod a fine job of that. You could be stealthy or loud.
@@storba3860 Blacklist was an alright game, but a bad Splinter Cell game. Both Conviction and Blacklist feels more like Uncharted or Assassins Creed
"This is Third Echelon's maiden voyage, and we need it to go smooth as butter."
*Immediately cuts to a burning building with an alarm going off*
A lack of context makes almost everything funnier.
Hahahahaha
*Empties entire magazine on UNARMORED and unarmed civilian* Lambert loses his shit.
Only 9 rounds. There were 6 left.
"What the hell was that?"
It sounded like the voice actor had fun with that line, always laugh when I hear this one.
Saw this comment as he said it.
I always crack up when he tells me the mission is over hahaha.
Sam's sass clashing with Lambert's sharp commands and strange euphemisms were some of the best parts of Splinter Cell's story.
2:23 Sassy Sam Fisher. "Good Looord."
I swear that's the funniest shit from Fisher 🤣🤣🤣
"Who's that?"
@@christopherbucher7017 2:23
Good lord fisher!!! That's general Kong Ferong!!!!
Good lord! Who's that?
My God Fisher, that was pure madness!
I know!
@@samfisher2306 My God Fisher ! Have you gone insane ? I'm pulling the plug. The mission's over.
"What in god's name do you think you're doing Fisher?! The missions over!"
No it ain't.
@@samfisher2306 "You and this mission are finished!"
"Dammit Fisher what was that?!? >:O
I killed the bad guy! :D
ThE MISSION'S OVER!!! >:["
Does anybody else miss the time when games actually were cool and fun to play?
It had enough humour and seriousness to make it work
yea Joh Crusader, all could say PS1 grafix are not slick, tho the gameplay was mostly always awesome.
John Crusader yes thank god I found the splinter cell trilogy at GameStop. I feel like they should make a splinter cell movie and have George Clooney play as Sam fisher
John Crusader newer games isnt all bad... but atleast this franchise was never victim to microtransactions to my knowledge.. and not much dlc either iirc
Hell yeah. The industry's over, get out of there.
"Good lord Fisher have you gone mad!?"
Lambert: That's how the agency works, no one person knows everything. So, we have to work together.
Also Lambert: Knowing everything is my job.
Lambert is God
“What in gods name are you doing fisher” - Irving lambert after issuing Sam with a fully automatic rifle and 3 magazines of ammunition.
"Damn it, Fisher!" - Irving Lambert
It's not so much that Conviction or Blacklist play like action games. They were fun games and I enjoyed playing them.
But the biggest indicator that SOMETHING is wrong is the dialogue. In 1-3, Sam had a sense of humor: he was dark, but also kinda sassy? Grimm and Lambert's interactions always had a back-and-forth to it, but always came with a sense of respect. It felt humanizing while you're doing inhuman things. I mean, you're the good guy, right? There had to be some moral justification as to why you're kidnapping a fat CIA analyst into the back of an unmarked van with a guy who's alarmingly knowledgeable about barbiturates. Lambert sort of represented Fisher's moral compass in that way.
Then here comes Blacklist, and Sam's lines just, "RRR you're new and I don't like you", "RRR you're a teenager shut up and set up my wifi", "RRR shut up Grimm you're not my REAL mom."
It's not that Blacklist plays like an action game, it also *feels* like an action *movie*. It's no longer Tom Clancy's Hunt for the Red October. It's John Wick, and I think we're all just kinda tired of it. I want a stealth game that's a little more interesting and true to form.
It IS true to form in terms of level design, it's basically Conviction's mechanics with the classic game's level design.
Theres one where in your in the parking lot and knock out the ponytail guy driver for grinko and Ice him.
"DAMMIT FISHER WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?'"
"HE WAS ONE OF THE BAD GUYS"
"ITS SLOPPY WORK, DONT DO THAT ANYMORE"
I wish the splinter cell games kept this format style gameplay, with lambert scorning you every step of the way
Can't sell it to todays shit audience.
“Top Ten Sambert Moments!”
I miss Lambert :(
0:51
Sam: But Lambert! He was about to trigger the-
Lambert: Shut up Fisher!
"Dammit Fisher why did you kill the 2nd chef???
-I wanted eggs over easy
- I don't know what to say... let me check my notes. Ah yes. THE MISSIONS OVER FISHER YOU'RE FINISHED!!!!"
I think the sound tutorial is the only time Lambert compliments Sam for a good job
2:22 Good lord
"gOOd LOrd!" Who's that?
I hope the upcoming Splinter Cell will get such kind of personality or at least pay a tribute to the Sam's character.
I think they will just take the original audio from the game. If not, I’m sure someone will mod it!
My god fisher. That was pure madness.
i loved lambert so much that i keep forgetting that his only a video game character and not real. i wish he was real
The almighty Lambert. It was not easy to kill him in Double Agent. The irony was that he called himself Wykes. Will miss Lambert.
You can shoot Jamie Washington tho, no need to kill Lambert, I didn’t
1:03 Great, now who's going to cook those eggs?
Or turn off the stove.
@@AxisChurchDevotee Lmao yes it's going to burn the whole building xD
“You can’t get a medal for this”
"Medals don't help me sleep at night" - Sam Fisher
Good Lord
i miss lambert, new characters from blacklist sucks.
+Doctor Gordon Grimsdottir is cool though. I like her evolution.
slameba the new grimsdottir is mah, Lambert is 69000x times more charismatic than her.
Only funny one is Kobin
everything from blacklist sucks
slameba yeah she’s aging backwards
Sure prefer Lambert and Grimm before the dark days of Double Agent and Conviction scarred them.
0:42 Those were 9 shots to drop the cook. Echelon needs to give Sam a real gun.
Maybe the cook drank bullet proof juice every day.
Must be low asf caliber rounds.
I really like this bit 0:39 Will miss Lambert.
Big time.
Sam: What do you have?
Lambert: Interrogation, torture and...oh CHRIST!
Sam: The Son of God is on their side? Are we the baddies, Lambert?
Lambert: Good Lord!! Fisher, NIkoladze caught us with our pants down!!!
Sam: What do you mean, my pants are up...
Lambert: Dammit Fisher!!! it's an expression... You ruined my train of thought with your incessant interruptions, THE MISSION IS OVER!!!
Sam: but Lambert, look! My pants are down, you were right!
Lambert: IT'S TOO LATE! GET OUTTA THERE!!!!
red screen:
MISSION FAILED
YOUR PANTS WERE UP, YOU MADE LAMBERT LOOK LIKE A FOOL.
I remember when Tom Clancy games tried to be grounded. Last one that had this feeling, even if the gameplay didn't reflect it, was GR Wildlands. The gameplay was generic (albeit fun) but the dialogue and setting felt like old times. The Ghosts dry, grounded dialogue and the ops you ran felt pretty grounded even if the missions themselves were a bit out there.
I don't remember any one member of the team from Wildlands except Nomad, but I sure do remember the squad.
Speaking of Nomad, next to Sam, he easily has some of the best intimidating interrogation lines in a videogame.
Holt, Midas and Weaver were the teammates.
I still play that game, GR Wildlands and Splinter Chaos Theory are my fave games…
I love the Sicario Intidmidation missions just because of how ruthless Nomad's banter is.
@@johnnyg4mer764 Yeah same
Man... This to Chaos Theory. Masterpiece. Conviction and Blacklist just was not the same..
How can a cook take so many bullets?
Takes alot to shoot through all those sticks of butter
He actually missed a bunch of shots lol
Because he's fat. Something like that happened last year i think. The guy survived.
*GOD HELP US, THIS MIGHT MEAN WAR* lmao
Instead of missing, I shot the wrong guy, Lambert had a priceless reaction to that one.
Good lord Fisher you just killed the wrong Georgian!!! I did this like 5 minutes ago on purpose lmaooo xD
i like the part when he said that the mission is over
D A N G
*Mission's over ,Fisher*
Not yet!
Why he come at Virginia like that lmao 😂
It’s Moss. As usual Fisher screwing things up.
Bruh, you just replied to Kirk's review of sc double agent 🤣
It’s Moss
THE MISSION IS O V E R FISHER
DANG!
Lambert. Once a spook, always a spook.
I like President Palmers voice
You're probably the only one. Look, I love Dennis Haysbert on 24, but I liked Don Jordan's voice as Lambert more. He had small roles playing two different characters in Deus Ex: Human Revolution and Deus Ex: Mankind Divided, too.
Holy Christmas
Dammit Lambert.
Dios Mio Fisher te has vuelto loco???! La misson ha acabado!!! >:[
Lambert for Splinter Cell is like Sgt Foley for Call of Duty Modern Warfare franchise
Sweet Jesus fisher.
Sergeant Major Jonas Blane :D
The Lambert in this video are not voiced by him. He voices Lambert in Pandora Tomorrow. But I appreciate the reference because that's my favorite series. Watched it over seven times!
@@goodvibez693 The Unit fan spotted =D
Fisher...!
....Lambert.
Is he the Allstate guy?
Rae Torres This Lambert was I think. The others were different but similar sound
June300c I thought this was him and I think he did all the games but I'm not sure. Thanks man
the allstate guy plays the voice of Lambert on Splinter cell Pandora tomorrow
Does that mean Fisher is in good hands?
Don Jordan was the voice actor in the first game, Chaos Theory, and Double Agent. Dennis Haysbert, the Allstate guy, was the voice in Pandora Tomorrow.
Holy Christmas I hate lambert sometimes yet sometimes I love him
Fisher!
Lambert?
Don Jordan
BLACK CHRISTMAS FISHER!
American solid snake it's so funny
La verdad siendo fan de splinter cell no es lo mismo sin Lambert ¿a poco no?.
Dios Mio Fisher te has vuelto loco??? La mission ha acabado! >:[ Si no es lo mismo sin Lambert ;_;
But but but where's my Dennis Haysbert doing SC2 Lambert ={
he did pandora tomorrow
I said that too >.
both voices sound similar, they both did good but i still prefer the original
🤣😂😆😂😆
Are you alright? Pretty insensitive of lambert.