Blender (Jake and Amir)

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  • @neontime8507
    @neontime8507 8 ปีที่แล้ว +903

    "Thats kosher." Bacon with ice cream is like the least kosher combo I can think of.

    • @frylxvii5674
      @frylxvii5674 8 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      NeonTime It is if you add a healthy dose of shellfish, then cook the whole thing in milk.

    • @insolentish4529
      @insolentish4529 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Gentile blood

    • @AndreRhineDavis
      @AndreRhineDavis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He meant "kosher" in the slang sense of "valid, acceptable, legit"

    • @tgkafg
      @tgkafg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      André Rhine-Davis no he didn’t. Watch mo’ of these.

    • @BarginsGalore
      @BarginsGalore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Fry LXVII I think the ice cream covers the milk part

  • @JasperKazai
    @JasperKazai ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "I've told you to shower. I've told you to stop being mean to children. I've asked you repeatedly to learn words like dollop, and gimmick, and gregarious, because you don't know what words mean."
    "Blend! Blend this!"
    Lmao that's one of the best interactions

  • @CFijWPG
    @CFijWPG 7 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    "I'm not ticklish, so stop it."
    But Jake said in another episode that he is ticklish, but Amir's hands are so cold, wet, and clammy that Jake isn't even tickled, just grossed out.

    • @MarshallBouchard
      @MarshallBouchard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was just thinking this!

    • @gc5806
      @gc5806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Four years late to this but my theory is that Jjkae initially opened to AMIR a la confided that he dropped out of college, but later he hopes that AMIR has forgotten and doesn’t want to remind him..
      anyGAY, if disagree, bury me with downvotes

  • @kevinfarrell9304
    @kevinfarrell9304 8 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    when he said "im blind" i literally almost choked on my spit

  • @saraalouh7962
    @saraalouh7962 8 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    jake called amir baby
    i need to sit down

    • @Materazzi73
      @Materazzi73 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      So you were standing while watching the video?

    • @bigt1877
      @bigt1877 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sara Alouh no he didn't

    • @girlhell1997
      @girlhell1997 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      quickscope homie he did, he called him baby at 2:03

    • @jacksonpaul1710
      @jacksonpaul1710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      give baby a bite

    • @PolyChromium
      @PolyChromium 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Materazzi73 It’s called a standing desk!

  • @Xenu888
    @Xenu888 8 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    I thought it was a gimmick, nature's promise and all...

    • @CurlyMcNulty
      @CurlyMcNulty 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      That's a butter company....

    • @brandonpiatt5625
      @brandonpiatt5625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CurlyMcNulty one of my favorite lines in the series

  • @SwizzleGuy
    @SwizzleGuy 13 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    the face amir makes when he starts blending again makes me laugh so fricking hard

  • @SuperMegaPeanut
    @SuperMegaPeanut 8 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    "This is gross to some."
    "It's gross to all."

    • @surelock3221
      @surelock3221 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      All for gross and gross for all!

    • @sarthakbhukal
      @sarthakbhukal 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      well i dig it

    • @sarthakbhukal
      @sarthakbhukal 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      blend a hotdog with ketchup mayo and a cup of warm water for a full minute it tastes awesomeee!!

  • @Roonlovesfish3874
    @Roonlovesfish3874 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "What's up?" (Yelling)
    "Nothing to yell over now. Right?"
    "Oh yeah"
    Comedy gold 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jasonkelly1692
    @jasonkelly1692 8 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    He actually used dollop correctly.

    • @hittingyouoverthehead
      @hittingyouoverthehead 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      In a sense, he used 'gimmick' correctly as well. And it is a stretch but I could even argue that he used 'gregarious' correctly.

    • @nabeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal
      @nabeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly.

    • @reluctant_clap
      @reluctant_clap 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@hittingyouoverthehead He used them all correctly. That's kind of the joke

    • @octopusph.d7737
      @octopusph.d7737 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@reluctant_clap no its not

    • @johnduded
      @johnduded 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hittingyouoverthehead doesn't know that a gimmick is.

  • @wstaggers
    @wstaggers 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "I wanted to see if you were gregarious ohhhh, turns out ya were"
    Best part

  • @jackcr2477
    @jackcr2477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    For anybody wondering, yes this is the same blender used on the popular gameshow "Smoothie Madness"

    • @gbird.
      @gbird. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thats cool

    • @user84074
      @user84074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Amir knows how to use it, but Brett doesn't? 🤔😂
      Crossover of the decade

  • @seanzoz
    @seanzoz 13 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    we did it

  • @madeleinebadun6100
    @madeleinebadun6100 11 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    I wanted to see if you were gregarious!

    • @seanutter428
      @seanutter428 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      the best line

    • @Yogabba
      @Yogabba 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      OHHH!!

    • @johndough007
      @johndough007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Madeleine Badun turns out.. ya were!

  • @thehyphenator
    @thehyphenator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "We did it" at the end was so cute

  • @Emmakisses5
    @Emmakisses5 12 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "i think im gonna puke."
    "do it in the blender!!!!"

  • @Rachel98246
    @Rachel98246 7 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I thought I'd only ever see Jake shove his fingers down Amir's throat in my fantasies... I was so, happily wrong!

  • @TheFangirlable
    @TheFangirlable 11 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "Let it up, baby."
    Stop making me ship things.

  • @averagebusinessmen2
    @averagebusinessmen2 10 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    1:53 might be the hardest i've laughed at any Jake and Amir video

  • @sheldoman
    @sheldoman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That "If you would've told me three years ago that I would be ___, I would've burned you at the stake for being a witch" is still one of my favourite lines of all time.

  • @TomFaulty
    @TomFaulty 13 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Jake: You okay?
    Amir: I'm good.
    Jake: That was good?
    Amir: That was kosher
    Jake: Are you sure you're okay? You look a little...
    Amir: I'm blind.

  • @eulerindeadfall3948
    @eulerindeadfall3948 11 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    At the beginning of this episode, Jake says that he's not ticklish, but in "Economic Crisis 2" He says that he's very ticklish

    • @sherllymentalism4756
      @sherllymentalism4756 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He must of changed

    • @cowgrll
      @cowgrll 10 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      But remember he's not ticklish when it comes to Amir because Amir's hands are too cold and wet.

    • @buffalobison7483
      @buffalobison7483 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We've caught him

    • @General12th
      @General12th 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And he's definitely not ticklish when it comes to Amir's dad because Amir's dad's arms are so tiny and spindly, like a bunch of skin-covered straws.

    • @enceladus2263
      @enceladus2263 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lies are catching up to you there, hurwitz

  • @depuntoapuntoenelmundo2408
    @depuntoapuntoenelmundo2408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I have a ginger tea ready to drink, Jake is trying to induce Amir to vomit, then Amir says he's fine. I'm like "It's safe to drink now" and the second I do, Amir pukes.

  • @DKbrozz03
    @DKbrozz03 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I don't know why, but this is my favorite one. It always gets stuck in my head. "Blend, blend this!"

  • @markkittel44
    @markkittel44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Amir's flinch at 1:22.... For that one moment he realized its for real.

  • @GoodFriendsForever
    @GoodFriendsForever 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ive been stuck in a constant jake and amir marathon for years now! please send help my funny bone cant take much more!

  • @hershykiss24
    @hershykiss24 12 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Jake: You have to start learning words man..
    Amir: What's the point, i can't fricking see?!

  • @Edited6
    @Edited6 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That's my blender! Don't be concerned that Amir leaves it open on the base, it won't start without the lid on and the base has suction cups!
    Don't ask why Amir didn't use the convenient pour spout though, those 3-tiers of stainless steel blades come out for easy cleaning and are sharp enough to take a finger.
    Call me Ninja, I'll advertise in exchange for more blenders.

    • @H0B0J03
      @H0B0J03 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      WZRD702 damn beat me to it hahahahha

  • @koldstudios
    @koldstudios 13 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    1:26 blender low 1:31 blender has more.... he didn't drink it he poured it back into the blender.

    • @reallyFrogman
      @reallyFrogman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Knowing Amir he probably regurgitated into the Blender

    • @cigsRcool
      @cigsRcool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Proud of you

    • @IsaacJoshi
      @IsaacJoshi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The blender was gregarious

  • @CZnoob
    @CZnoob 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    You're one of many, it's the jake and amir syndrome, absolutely every time i go to youtube I end up watching like 10+ of these, and honestly, without exaggarating i have seen almost EVERY SINGLE of their videos at least 10 times, and you're right, there's no way to get sick of them.

  • @Sweet_Dee
    @Sweet_Dee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    the next time me and bestie are in a drunk hair-holding situation i'm gonna say "we did it"

  • @hadzerd456
    @hadzerd456 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've been licking off the frosting of cookies I just made...yep this is the life I believe amir would want me to lead.

  • @riedstep
    @riedstep 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I've seen this several times and have never noticed them incorporating the big words at the end

  • @becauseican66
    @becauseican66 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Definitely my favorite Jake and Amir

  • @tristantristan5896
    @tristantristan5896 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    One thing I have learned from watching every jake and Amir is that you can't watch every jake and Amir

  • @ROYALstraightFLUSH22
    @ROYALstraightFLUSH22 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lol this is the best one!! I've watched it 5 times now and it still makes me laugh

  • @Sheenarachael
    @Sheenarachael 9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    jake is so fine

    • @astronautrocks
      @astronautrocks 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      fergalicious he blows your mind?

  • @abigailkulak7956
    @abigailkulak7956 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    this has to be one of the best, if not the best

  • @ZeroChannelZero
    @ZeroChannelZero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    This video is so dollop. I'm gregariousing my gimmick off.

  • @joelandrewgibson4820
    @joelandrewgibson4820 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    CONTINUITY ERROR:
    In Economic Crisis 2, Jake says he IS ticklish, but Amir's hands are to cold and clamy.

  • @mojo6385
    @mojo6385 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    At 1:13, you can see how much was in the blender. Amir pours and you can see how much is left at 1:28 . Then, at 1:32 it is more full again. Come on Amir. I thought you were committed to your craft!

  • @DougS0045
    @DougS0045 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is HILARIOUS!!!!! I love these videos. I look every day for them !!!

  • @Peter-ur3yy
    @Peter-ur3yy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Amir uses the word Gimmick correctly though

  • @s.o.k.1393
    @s.o.k.1393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He didn't even blend in the mayo he just dropped it in

  • @SoCupCak
    @SoCupCak 11 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    02:03 Did he call him "baby" ? x3

  • @the-boring-car-guy
    @the-boring-car-guy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Amirs blending face is one of his best face

  • @maplic
    @maplic 12 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My theory of Amir is that he's actually brilliant and at any given time has hundreds of conversations going on in his head at the same time. Sometimes he gets mixed up and some of the things he says to Jake are actually from those conversations.

  • @beccsb2790
    @beccsb2790 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love Amirs laugh! When he laughs I cant help but laugh along :)

  • @florian8218
    @florian8218 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    BLENDAH!

  • @melissais
    @melissais 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've been watching Jake and Amir episodes for the past 30 mins and I actually think they're funny now. Silly boys.

  • @williamclark5566
    @williamclark5566 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    But will it blend?

  • @callmetagno
    @callmetagno 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    just finished my last final and i can finally watch jake and amir non stop for a month

  • @SpencerArinhaveamom
    @SpencerArinhaveamom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You’re always saying blend.

  • @nikimilky
    @nikimilky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    jake cracks out at 0:25

  • @ryanoliver8243
    @ryanoliver8243 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Amir's trying not to laugh at 0:24

  • @zondr3
    @zondr3 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    haha, funniest jake and amir i've seen in a long time xD

  • @jerryjerome4686
    @jerryjerome4686 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    R.I.P. headphones users

  • @s.o.k.1393
    @s.o.k.1393 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Amir used every single one of those words correctly

  • @deaconblues_
    @deaconblues_ 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Anyone else notice the post it notes on his arm

  • @LudeandLude
    @LudeandLude 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    You my friend, are not alone. This happens to me EVERY time.

  • @mrjoeyeo8993
    @mrjoeyeo8993 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    wtf is gregarious?

    • @Defiring
      @Defiring 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sociable, Amir thought it meant gullible.

    • @darkartsdabbler2407
      @darkartsdabbler2407 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      you need to learn words, man

    • @Claire-ht2pd
      @Claire-ht2pd 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh no! I thought it was hardworking. My life is a lie.

    • @alexnelsonamaya1
      @alexnelsonamaya1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joe Yeo is Cool it's a gimmick man

    • @gbird.
      @gbird. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Membean moment

  • @funnerfunerals
    @funnerfunerals 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    The most consistently hilarious thing on the internet.

  • @Lightwaverable
    @Lightwaverable 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    College humor uses vomit humor way too much.

    • @octopusph.d7737
      @octopusph.d7737 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      watch Jake and amir-'resolutions'. its done well there.

    • @JoshBraunz
      @JoshBraunz 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vomit humour is better than poop AND farts.

    • @Lightwaverable
      @Lightwaverable 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Josh Agreed

    • @darkartsdabbler2407
      @darkartsdabbler2407 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      who saw us puke?

    • @chilldude5949
      @chilldude5949 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      college humor didn't make this. jake and amir made this.

  • @DimbleWally
    @DimbleWally 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yeah, 1 mill on this video! Every Jake and Amir video that hits 1 mill seems special to me.

  • @hellospenjo
    @hellospenjo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is like my all time favorite video

  • @kindofachannel7362
    @kindofachannel7362 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lmao this might be my favorite jake and Amir

  • @HashnulArlryal
    @HashnulArlryal 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jake and Amir 's playlist stops here momentarilly.Where does life goes on from here?!

  • @xnbentari
    @xnbentari 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    these people are honestly too funny
    cant wait to see amir in the new harold and kumar
    it will be epic

  • @unrealnews
    @unrealnews 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Good use of Chekhov’s induced vomiting finger.

  • @Psychol-Snooper
    @Psychol-Snooper ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "You have to start learning words."
    Literally my feelings towards every 5th TH-cam commenter.

  • @nigellau9848
    @nigellau9848 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is my favourite episode

  • @jhanah200
    @jhanah200 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmao Favorite Part:
    You Okay?
    I'm Good.
    That Was Good?
    That Was Kosher.
    You Sure You're Alright? You Look a Little-
    I'm Blind.
    Lmfao!! That was Hilarious!!

  • @mathonia04
    @mathonia04 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    one of my favorites for sure. BLENDA!!!

  • @funkychilldude
    @funkychilldude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    After watching this episode so many times I’m just now realizing that the smoothie Amir makes isn’t *that* gross. It is pretty gross to be sure, but Jake acts like he’s about to drink poison. And there’s absolutely no reason it would make him go blind. Like, they could’ve made it have exported chicken nuggets or something and Amir was trying to re-purpose them to be eco-friendly.

  • @Padrra
    @Padrra 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how he just laughs at what Jake says, then goes back to blending XD 0:21

  • @ATBvids
    @ATBvids 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is one of the best sketches they've done. I thought it was a gimmick. I wanted to see if you were gregarious.

  • @walkmen9
    @walkmen9 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    he blended so much......his dad frickin MOVED

  • @SwizzleGuy
    @SwizzleGuy 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    amir's face when jake says he had told him to stop being mean to children: fricking priceless ;)

  • @musicloverof95
    @musicloverof95 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOL!!! I havent seen one this funny in forever!! I could NOT stop laughing!!!

  • @Misterasianweeman
    @Misterasianweeman 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    and i just successfully watched every single jake & amir...

  • @BenjaminWirtz
    @BenjaminWirtz 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I once drank the combined ingredients of a chick-fil-a meal in a blender for a contest, and I won.

  • @Frogumm123
    @Frogumm123 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I think this might be the one for me. A perfect video.

  • @SuperSonicPain
    @SuperSonicPain 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    lol jake is a good friend

  • @ItsKatKool
    @ItsKatKool 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    The amount of smoothie didnt change after he drank... JAKE MUST BE A WITCH

  • @okim95
    @okim95 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's funny how the stuff in the blender never ends...

  • @nickelodeann
    @nickelodeann 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @MrAmuhrica you saved me a good 30 seconds figuring out how to spell it, 10 seconds to type in in on the search bar, and 20 seconds to read and comprehend the definition. Although it took me 30 seconds to type in this comment, so you saved me 30 seconds. Tyvm :)

  • @kingStormySky
    @kingStormySky 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just realized I love their outtro sound

  • @cornsail
    @cornsail 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Blend this!" is stuck in my head so hard

  • @55assassin55
    @55assassin55 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I never thought it possible, I finally reached the end of season 1 Jake and Amir. Now for Hardly Working.

  • @Vicarious1994
    @Vicarious1994 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    funny how the amount of "drink" in the blender increses after we was done with it

  • @imgoddlike
    @imgoddlike 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    It was already hilarious when he turned on the blender.

  • @PaleRaida13
    @PaleRaida13 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You have to learn what words mean
    "What's the point if I can't frickin' see!"
    Gold xD

  • @Peter_1986
    @Peter_1986 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    00:24 "Nope I'll keep blending, haha!" *troll-face*

  • @iTrollYourClanTV
    @iTrollYourClanTV 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    He poured it back in the blender. The level rose XD

  • @jasonjasons4087
    @jasonjasons4087 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    After watching 100 of these episodes you just get tired of watching them fight

  • @Ovation1771AX
    @Ovation1771AX 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I got goosebumps when he said the ingredients

  • @TheBlarggle
    @TheBlarggle 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dollop - A shapeless mass or blob of something, esp. soft food.
    Gregarious - (of a person) Fond of company; sociable.
    Gimmick - A trick or device intended to attract attention, publicity, or business.

  • @besony1
    @besony1 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was saying "Blendddd" "Blenda" "Blend thissss" whole day at the office.
    In the morning, no one thought it was funny-
    By evening- everyone ROFLed when I said "Blenddd"! :)

  • @muddynapkin
    @muddynapkin 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    the best youtube ads ive seen

  • @evajames241
    @evajames241 6 ปีที่แล้ว

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