"I've told you to shower. I've told you to stop being mean to children. I've asked you repeatedly to learn words like dollop, and gimmick, and gregarious, because you don't know what words mean." "Blend! Blend this!" Lmao that's one of the best interactions
"I'm not ticklish, so stop it." But Jake said in another episode that he is ticklish, but Amir's hands are so cold, wet, and clammy that Jake isn't even tickled, just grossed out.
Four years late to this but my theory is that Jjkae initially opened to AMIR a la confided that he dropped out of college, but later he hopes that AMIR has forgotten and doesn’t want to remind him.. anyGAY, if disagree, bury me with downvotes
That "If you would've told me three years ago that I would be ___, I would've burned you at the stake for being a witch" is still one of my favourite lines of all time.
I have a ginger tea ready to drink, Jake is trying to induce Amir to vomit, then Amir says he's fine. I'm like "It's safe to drink now" and the second I do, Amir pukes.
That's my blender! Don't be concerned that Amir leaves it open on the base, it won't start without the lid on and the base has suction cups! Don't ask why Amir didn't use the convenient pour spout though, those 3-tiers of stainless steel blades come out for easy cleaning and are sharp enough to take a finger. Call me Ninja, I'll advertise in exchange for more blenders.
You're one of many, it's the jake and amir syndrome, absolutely every time i go to youtube I end up watching like 10+ of these, and honestly, without exaggarating i have seen almost EVERY SINGLE of their videos at least 10 times, and you're right, there's no way to get sick of them.
At 1:13, you can see how much was in the blender. Amir pours and you can see how much is left at 1:28 . Then, at 1:32 it is more full again. Come on Amir. I thought you were committed to your craft!
My theory of Amir is that he's actually brilliant and at any given time has hundreds of conversations going on in his head at the same time. Sometimes he gets mixed up and some of the things he says to Jake are actually from those conversations.
Lmao Favorite Part: You Okay? I'm Good. That Was Good? That Was Kosher. You Sure You're Alright? You Look a Little- I'm Blind. Lmfao!! That was Hilarious!!
After watching this episode so many times I’m just now realizing that the smoothie Amir makes isn’t *that* gross. It is pretty gross to be sure, but Jake acts like he’s about to drink poison. And there’s absolutely no reason it would make him go blind. Like, they could’ve made it have exported chicken nuggets or something and Amir was trying to re-purpose them to be eco-friendly.
@MrAmuhrica you saved me a good 30 seconds figuring out how to spell it, 10 seconds to type in in on the search bar, and 20 seconds to read and comprehend the definition. Although it took me 30 seconds to type in this comment, so you saved me 30 seconds. Tyvm :)
Dollop - A shapeless mass or blob of something, esp. soft food. Gregarious - (of a person) Fond of company; sociable. Gimmick - A trick or device intended to attract attention, publicity, or business.
I was saying "Blendddd" "Blenda" "Blend thissss" whole day at the office. In the morning, no one thought it was funny- By evening- everyone ROFLed when I said "Blenddd"! :)
"Thats kosher." Bacon with ice cream is like the least kosher combo I can think of.
NeonTime It is if you add a healthy dose of shellfish, then cook the whole thing in milk.
Gentile blood
He meant "kosher" in the slang sense of "valid, acceptable, legit"
André Rhine-Davis no he didn’t. Watch mo’ of these.
Fry LXVII I think the ice cream covers the milk part
"I've told you to shower. I've told you to stop being mean to children. I've asked you repeatedly to learn words like dollop, and gimmick, and gregarious, because you don't know what words mean."
"Blend! Blend this!"
Lmao that's one of the best interactions
"I'm not ticklish, so stop it."
But Jake said in another episode that he is ticklish, but Amir's hands are so cold, wet, and clammy that Jake isn't even tickled, just grossed out.
I was just thinking this!
Four years late to this but my theory is that Jjkae initially opened to AMIR a la confided that he dropped out of college, but later he hopes that AMIR has forgotten and doesn’t want to remind him..
anyGAY, if disagree, bury me with downvotes
when he said "im blind" i literally almost choked on my spit
that's gross to some
Its gross to all
jake called amir baby
i need to sit down
So you were standing while watching the video?
Sara Alouh no he didn't
quickscope homie he did, he called him baby at 2:03
give baby a bite
@@Materazzi73 It’s called a standing desk!
I thought it was a gimmick, nature's promise and all...
That's a butter company....
@@CurlyMcNulty one of my favorite lines in the series
the face amir makes when he starts blending again makes me laugh so fricking hard
"This is gross to some."
"It's gross to all."
All for gross and gross for all!
well i dig it
blend a hotdog with ketchup mayo and a cup of warm water for a full minute it tastes awesomeee!!
"What's up?" (Yelling)
"Nothing to yell over now. Right?"
"Oh yeah"
Comedy gold 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He actually used dollop correctly.
In a sense, he used 'gimmick' correctly as well. And it is a stretch but I could even argue that he used 'gregarious' correctly.
Exactly.
@@hittingyouoverthehead He used them all correctly. That's kind of the joke
@@reluctant_clap no its not
@@hittingyouoverthehead doesn't know that a gimmick is.
"I wanted to see if you were gregarious ohhhh, turns out ya were"
Best part
For anybody wondering, yes this is the same blender used on the popular gameshow "Smoothie Madness"
Thats cool
Amir knows how to use it, but Brett doesn't? 🤔😂
Crossover of the decade
we did it
I wanted to see if you were gregarious!
the best line
OHHH!!
Madeleine Badun turns out.. ya were!
"We did it" at the end was so cute
"i think im gonna puke."
"do it in the blender!!!!"
I thought I'd only ever see Jake shove his fingers down Amir's throat in my fantasies... I was so, happily wrong!
He kind of does when amir eats the Apple Walnut muffin
My God...
"Let it up, baby."
Stop making me ship things.
1:53 might be the hardest i've laughed at any Jake and Amir video
That "If you would've told me three years ago that I would be ___, I would've burned you at the stake for being a witch" is still one of my favourite lines of all time.
Jake: You okay?
Amir: I'm good.
Jake: That was good?
Amir: That was kosher
Jake: Are you sure you're okay? You look a little...
Amir: I'm blind.
At the beginning of this episode, Jake says that he's not ticklish, but in "Economic Crisis 2" He says that he's very ticklish
He must of changed
But remember he's not ticklish when it comes to Amir because Amir's hands are too cold and wet.
We've caught him
And he's definitely not ticklish when it comes to Amir's dad because Amir's dad's arms are so tiny and spindly, like a bunch of skin-covered straws.
Lies are catching up to you there, hurwitz
I have a ginger tea ready to drink, Jake is trying to induce Amir to vomit, then Amir says he's fine. I'm like "It's safe to drink now" and the second I do, Amir pukes.
I don't know why, but this is my favorite one. It always gets stuck in my head. "Blend, blend this!"
Amir's flinch at 1:22.... For that one moment he realized its for real.
Ive been stuck in a constant jake and amir marathon for years now! please send help my funny bone cant take much more!
Jake: You have to start learning words man..
Amir: What's the point, i can't fricking see?!
That's my blender! Don't be concerned that Amir leaves it open on the base, it won't start without the lid on and the base has suction cups!
Don't ask why Amir didn't use the convenient pour spout though, those 3-tiers of stainless steel blades come out for easy cleaning and are sharp enough to take a finger.
Call me Ninja, I'll advertise in exchange for more blenders.
WZRD702 damn beat me to it hahahahha
1:26 blender low 1:31 blender has more.... he didn't drink it he poured it back into the blender.
Knowing Amir he probably regurgitated into the Blender
Proud of you
The blender was gregarious
You're one of many, it's the jake and amir syndrome, absolutely every time i go to youtube I end up watching like 10+ of these, and honestly, without exaggarating i have seen almost EVERY SINGLE of their videos at least 10 times, and you're right, there's no way to get sick of them.
the next time me and bestie are in a drunk hair-holding situation i'm gonna say "we did it"
I've been licking off the frosting of cookies I just made...yep this is the life I believe amir would want me to lead.
I've seen this several times and have never noticed them incorporating the big words at the end
Definitely my favorite Jake and Amir
One thing I have learned from watching every jake and Amir is that you can't watch every jake and Amir
Lol this is the best one!! I've watched it 5 times now and it still makes me laugh
jake is so fine
fergalicious he blows your mind?
this has to be one of the best, if not the best
This video is so dollop. I'm gregariousing my gimmick off.
CONTINUITY ERROR:
In Economic Crisis 2, Jake says he IS ticklish, but Amir's hands are to cold and clamy.
At 1:13, you can see how much was in the blender. Amir pours and you can see how much is left at 1:28 . Then, at 1:32 it is more full again. Come on Amir. I thought you were committed to your craft!
This is HILARIOUS!!!!! I love these videos. I look every day for them !!!
Amir uses the word Gimmick correctly though
He didn't even blend in the mayo he just dropped it in
02:03 Did he call him "baby" ? x3
Amirs blending face is one of his best face
My theory of Amir is that he's actually brilliant and at any given time has hundreds of conversations going on in his head at the same time. Sometimes he gets mixed up and some of the things he says to Jake are actually from those conversations.
I love Amirs laugh! When he laughs I cant help but laugh along :)
BLENDAH!
Blend this!
I've been watching Jake and Amir episodes for the past 30 mins and I actually think they're funny now. Silly boys.
But will it blend?
just finished my last final and i can finally watch jake and amir non stop for a month
You’re always saying blend.
jake cracks out at 0:25
Amir's trying not to laugh at 0:24
haha, funniest jake and amir i've seen in a long time xD
R.I.P. headphones users
Amir used every single one of those words correctly
Anyone else notice the post it notes on his arm
You my friend, are not alone. This happens to me EVERY time.
wtf is gregarious?
Sociable, Amir thought it meant gullible.
you need to learn words, man
Oh no! I thought it was hardworking. My life is a lie.
Joe Yeo is Cool it's a gimmick man
Membean moment
The most consistently hilarious thing on the internet.
College humor uses vomit humor way too much.
watch Jake and amir-'resolutions'. its done well there.
Vomit humour is better than poop AND farts.
Josh Agreed
who saw us puke?
college humor didn't make this. jake and amir made this.
Yeah, 1 mill on this video! Every Jake and Amir video that hits 1 mill seems special to me.
This is like my all time favorite video
Lmao this might be my favorite jake and Amir
Jake and Amir 's playlist stops here momentarilly.Where does life goes on from here?!
these people are honestly too funny
cant wait to see amir in the new harold and kumar
it will be epic
Good use of Chekhov’s induced vomiting finger.
"You have to start learning words."
Literally my feelings towards every 5th TH-cam commenter.
This is my favourite episode
Lmao Favorite Part:
You Okay?
I'm Good.
That Was Good?
That Was Kosher.
You Sure You're Alright? You Look a Little-
I'm Blind.
Lmfao!! That was Hilarious!!
one of my favorites for sure. BLENDA!!!
After watching this episode so many times I’m just now realizing that the smoothie Amir makes isn’t *that* gross. It is pretty gross to be sure, but Jake acts like he’s about to drink poison. And there’s absolutely no reason it would make him go blind. Like, they could’ve made it have exported chicken nuggets or something and Amir was trying to re-purpose them to be eco-friendly.
I love how he just laughs at what Jake says, then goes back to blending XD 0:21
This is one of the best sketches they've done. I thought it was a gimmick. I wanted to see if you were gregarious.
he blended so much......his dad frickin MOVED
amir's face when jake says he had told him to stop being mean to children: fricking priceless ;)
LOL!!! I havent seen one this funny in forever!! I could NOT stop laughing!!!
and i just successfully watched every single jake & amir...
I once drank the combined ingredients of a chick-fil-a meal in a blender for a contest, and I won.
I think this might be the one for me. A perfect video.
lol jake is a good friend
The amount of smoothie didnt change after he drank... JAKE MUST BE A WITCH
It's funny how the stuff in the blender never ends...
@MrAmuhrica you saved me a good 30 seconds figuring out how to spell it, 10 seconds to type in in on the search bar, and 20 seconds to read and comprehend the definition. Although it took me 30 seconds to type in this comment, so you saved me 30 seconds. Tyvm :)
I just realized I love their outtro sound
"Blend this!" is stuck in my head so hard
I never thought it possible, I finally reached the end of season 1 Jake and Amir. Now for Hardly Working.
funny how the amount of "drink" in the blender increses after we was done with it
It was already hilarious when he turned on the blender.
You have to learn what words mean
"What's the point if I can't frickin' see!"
Gold xD
00:24 "Nope I'll keep blending, haha!" *troll-face*
He poured it back in the blender. The level rose XD
After watching 100 of these episodes you just get tired of watching them fight
I got goosebumps when he said the ingredients
Dollop - A shapeless mass or blob of something, esp. soft food.
Gregarious - (of a person) Fond of company; sociable.
Gimmick - A trick or device intended to attract attention, publicity, or business.
I was saying "Blendddd" "Blenda" "Blend thissss" whole day at the office.
In the morning, no one thought it was funny-
By evening- everyone ROFLed when I said "Blenddd"! :)
the best youtube ads ive seen
THIS IS MY FAVE JAKE N AMIR