Guys - just want to say you are criminally under-subscribed. Best chemistry/group dynamics amongst 40k lore channels - and I listen to every one of your podcast episodes. Super digestible and enjoyable - looking forward to your Lion El'Chadson episode
I just found them and yeah their dynamic is great. And since there's so many brains in the room with overlapping knowledge the lore is pretty accurate as well. It's amazing all around
@@mistertaz94 Look all I am saying is that he had to be practical in order to discover why they don't fight in melee. Besides his nickname surely does not imply that he is the one purring in the act; according to Magnus :p
On the Guilliman roaring in space there is a line in the book that addresses that: the giant ships hold enough atmosphere near them that a primarch could survive in.
You know the saying "If you have a hammer everything is a nail"? The Lion is a hammer and takes pride in that fact. His entire character is about why everything he comes across is in fact a nail....and then it turns out it wasn't and he has to deal with that. My favorite Primarch no contest.
I feel so spoiled as a new Warhammer 40k fan. I joined the hobby shortly after Guilliman's resurrection, delved into the lore, obsessed over Dark Angels lore, and now my favorite primarch is returning. Stoked!
#LoreLies the biggest secret is that we’re living in the 40k galaxy right now, we just haven’t been discovered yet. The second biggest secret is that r/darkangels has nothing to do with 40k dark angels
#LoreLies the best kept secret in Warhammer 40K is that Necron tech is actually Skaven tech (just look at all that green, definitely warp stone), but they were jealous of the Skaven so they shaved off all their fur and that's how we got the Votan.
The Best Kept Secret is the Gay Bar and Poledance quarter hidden in The Rock. Right next to the room where Lion El'Jonson was sleeping. #LoreLies. Also BOOOO! My babysitting quote didn't make it!
I’ve tried a couple of different Warhammer lore podcasts, but frankly none of them come close to yours. You hit a perfect blend of being entertaining to listen to while also still being informative.
#lorelies The best kept secret in 40k is that the world eaters once discovered an STC at one point; from it they gained access to troves of ancient knowledge. From this vast arsenal of information, they only took the formulas for hyper-advanced protein powders and pre-workout before casting the rest of the STC and it's secrets into Angron's chamber for use as a chew toy.
In fairness, he was like 2 steps away from becoming a Daemon Prince, and his psychic wails and the disturbances they caused were ultimately the final straw that broke Caliban.
I just want to jump on with the Belisarius talk starting @45:20. Belisarius is most famously called "The Last Roman" for his accomplishments under Justinian of the Eastern Roman Empire (not considered Byzantine yet because they were still speaking Latin), which included the conquest of the Vandal Kingdom in North Africa and Sicily, the conquest of the Gothic Kingdom of Italy, an expedition to Eastern Spain, and a multi-decade war with the invading Lombards in Italy after his conquest, leaving a stretch of land from Rome to Ravenna under Eastern Roman control for the next century, and Sicily under Roman (later Byzantine) rule for a little over 2 centuries.
#lorelies best kept secret in 40k is that the Khan could have left the webway any time he wanted, but the Drussy is too good in Commorragh to leave. A little extra is the best kept secret in Age of Sigmar is that Felix did get revived as a Stormcast but all his baby mamas did as well so that’s why no one can find him
Fr bois, each episode you guys drop just gets better and better. Its just hit after hit, with these character jokes. You guys could totally write a TTS-esque character comedy series, based on all of these jokes alone, everything from the necrussy all the way to rion el'gosling. Also congrats to Eli, nugget bulking season is real.
The Lion was not happy when Guilliman founded his Emperius Secundus. Also he thought he would be a better fit for the Warmaster seat. Gonna be fun seeing how things unfold.
Guilliman will let him be Warmaster now . Guilliman will just be glad to have him helping . The lion can do whatever he wants as long as it makes the imperium better
since this podcast started ive genuinely had a hard time listening to any other warhammer podcast. Yall got the best chemistry, and you cover stuff from all the settings not just 40k its great. Keep it up guys ive been listening since the first one and i plan to continue to listen to them till there are no more to be made
#lorelies What really happens when you gather all of the artefacts of Vulkan together is that he appears in a green and yellow thunderhawk to grant you any one wish
So my favorite primarch is konrad so objectively I'm not the biggest fan of the lion but it's definitely interesting to learn more about him and his life
#lorelies there was at one point in the heresy where various assassins were sent to kill the warmaster, these attempts would fail however because upon confrontation, horus (on jah) would hit the sturdiest griddy known to the galaxy and hit the assassins with that light skin stare, you know he had to do it to 'em
#lorelies the worst kept secret in Warhammer is that Yvraine has actually not been spending the time since the fight with the demon recovering. She’s actually spending every second letting Guilliman put his battle barge in her webway portal
#lorelies The worst kept secret is that Lion and Leman's day long fight turned into hate sex five minutes in. This is replicated in every duel between the two chapters.
The Lion is in my top 3 Loyalists for sure along with Sanguinius and the Khan. As far as Warmaster the best awnser would be Lion with Sanguinius as his diplomat and exemplar of the Legions and nobility.
#lorelies Ollanius Pius was actually the Neraverine and instead of standing between Horus and the Emperor, he struck the heart of Lorkhan with the tools of Kagrenac, weakening Horus enough for the Big E to finish him off
#lorelies the best kept secret in 40k is that the vaults of terra don't actually hold technology or monsters as the rumors say, it actually holds all the rule 34 humanity made during the dark age of technology, what's kept down there is so bad and needlessly horny that it even makes she who thirsts shudder
54:58 Possibly my favorite Perturabo moment in 30k era (alongside him smashing Fulgrims face into a model Warhound) Also, now that the Lion is back and Perturabo was “getting ready to leave Medrengard with Honsou” as of the short stories Warbreed and Halfbreed (published with that special edition of Storm of Iron a few years ago), I hope we get to see the Lion and Pert meet and go “man chaos def sucks, I wish we’d been a team.”
One thing I find incredibly funny is the name of the flagship of the Dark Angels in the Heresy: Invincible Reason. Like their reason for exterminating planets is so good that its like bulletproof nothing can destroy our reason for exterminating an entire sector.
That scene with the nuke reminds me of the futurama scene where Hermes is hovering a finger over the eject button and the professor tells him to not push it and Hermes thinks for a moment
#Lorelies #lorelies The Worst Kept Secret in 40k is dorn has over loaded the computers on terria because of how much minecraft he plays, and how much Perturbo plays terria.
Deadlifts is right, be open with your hobbies if they don’t tolerate you having them then it won’t work, as a fellow married war hammer fan can confirm it works.
They were all mine wiped. The only ones who knew afterwards in detail were Guilliman, Horus, and maybe Alpharius. Along with Valdor, Emp’s, and Malcador.
#lorelies The best kept secret of 40k is that 40k is actually a fictional universe within the blood bowl universe. Blood bowl is the only cannon universe.
VNV Nation, "Darkangel": "In your dream, you see me clear I have no restraint, no fear Powerless I watched from faces I'd assumed My purpose set, my will defined Caress the air, embrace the skies Escape the sorrow and restraint of mortal cities Give me time, I will be clear Given time, you'll understand What possesses me to right what you have suffered I'm in this mood because of scorn I'm in a mood for total war To the darkened skies once more and ever onward..."
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Guys - just want to say you are criminally under-subscribed. Best chemistry/group dynamics amongst 40k lore channels - and I listen to every one of your podcast episodes. Super digestible and enjoyable - looking forward to your Lion El'Chadson episode
I just found them and yeah their dynamic is great. And since there's so many brains in the room with overlapping knowledge the lore is pretty accurate as well. It's amazing all around
Truly
#lorelies The worst kept secret of 40k is that the tyranids invaded the galaxy because they were escaping from the Skaven, yes-yes
Ikit Claw maniacally laughing nuking the hivemind and his slaves alike
Worst kept secret: "Tau not being completely submissive and breedable with their *greater goods*".
Kitten: NOT! CANON!
@@mistertaz94 Look all I am saying is that he had to be practical in order to discover why they don't fight in melee. Besides his nickname surely does not imply that he is the one purring in the act; according to Magnus :p
Hanz, grab ze flamenwerfer!
On the Guilliman roaring in space there is a line in the book that addresses that: the giant ships hold enough atmosphere near them that a primarch could survive in.
#Lorelies
The two erased Primarchs earned their punishment for trying to out pizza the Hut
#lorelies The Inquisition doesn’t want you to know this but Jaghatai is absent from the setting due to his ‘conquering’ of Drukhari Wyches
You know the saying "If you have a hammer everything is a nail"? The Lion is a hammer and takes pride in that fact. His entire character is about why everything he comes across is in fact a nail....and then it turns out it wasn't and he has to deal with that. My favorite Primarch no contest.
I feel so spoiled as a new Warhammer 40k fan. I joined the hobby shortly after Guilliman's resurrection, delved into the lore, obsessed over Dark Angels lore, and now my favorite primarch is returning. Stoked!
#LoreLies the biggest secret is that we’re living in the 40k galaxy right now, we just haven’t been discovered yet.
The second biggest secret is that r/darkangels has nothing to do with 40k dark angels
#LoreLies
Probably the fact that Big E went around age of strife Earth smashing STC's with a stick before building his batcave.
#LoreLies the best kept secret in Warhammer 40K is that Necron tech is actually Skaven tech (just look at all that green, definitely warp stone), but they were jealous of the Skaven so they shaved off all their fur and that's how we got the Votan.
The Best Kept Secret is the Gay Bar and Poledance quarter hidden in The Rock. Right next to the room where Lion El'Jonson was sleeping. #LoreLies.
Also BOOOO! My babysitting quote didn't make it!
“Bobby!”
“Lion!”
“Bobby!”
“Lion!”
“Bobby . . .”
“Lion. . .?”
“BOBBY!”
“OH STREAMLINED HEAVY IMPERIAL TAXATION!”
I’ve tried a couple of different Warhammer lore podcasts, but frankly none of them come close to yours. You hit a perfect blend of being entertaining to listen to while also still being informative.
#lorelies The best kept secret in 40k is that the world eaters once discovered an STC at one point; from it they gained access to troves of ancient knowledge. From this vast arsenal of information, they only took the formulas for hyper-advanced protein powders and pre-workout before casting the rest of the STC and it's secrets into Angron's chamber for use as a chew toy.
#Lorelies the Emperor's original crusade against AI saw him named the Secundabomber
God damn 😂
With the babysitting of perty you would be iron within house without, also I'm just imagining dorn going peter like lois from family guy
#LoreLies The best kept secret is where the Emperor's 40001st warhammer is (it's up his ass keeping him upright on the Golden Throne)
Kor Phaeron and Luther both got to know the feeling of what it’s like being a firstborn next to a Primaris, 10k years early
It's also entirely worth noting that Luther *mortally wounded* a primarch.
Dude wasn't even a whole-ass astartes!
In fairness, he was like 2 steps away from becoming a Daemon Prince, and his psychic wails and the disturbances they caused were ultimately the final straw that broke Caliban.
#lorelies Best kept secret in 40k. Krieg gasmasks stay on because of all the child soldiers' terrible acne
I just want to jump on with the Belisarius talk starting @45:20. Belisarius is most famously called "The Last Roman" for his accomplishments under Justinian of the Eastern Roman Empire (not considered Byzantine yet because they were still speaking Latin), which included the conquest of the Vandal Kingdom in North Africa and Sicily, the conquest of the Gothic Kingdom of Italy, an expedition to Eastern Spain, and a multi-decade war with the invading Lombards in Italy after his conquest, leaving a stretch of land from Rome to Ravenna under Eastern Roman control for the next century, and Sicily under Roman (later Byzantine) rule for a little over 2 centuries.
#lorelies best kept secret in 40k is that the Khan could have left the webway any time he wanted, but the Drussy is too good in Commorragh to leave.
A little extra is the best kept secret in Age of Sigmar is that Felix did get revived as a Stormcast but all his baby mamas did as well so that’s why no one can find him
Broke: The Celestin Prime is Karl Franz
Woke: The Celestin Prime is Felix Yaeger
Felix is currently running across every realm to avoid paying child support.
Like father like son
Fr bois, each episode you guys drop just gets better and better. Its just hit after hit, with these character jokes. You guys could totally write a TTS-esque character comedy series, based on all of these jokes alone, everything from the necrussy all the way to rion el'gosling.
Also congrats to Eli, nugget bulking season is real.
#Lorelies
The best kept secret in warhammer is that Lion El'Johnson's real name is Phyllis. And she is the most popular girl in school.
Horus has been spending the last ten thousand years playing poker with malice and the OG squats
The Lion was not happy when Guilliman founded his Emperius Secundus. Also he thought he would be a better fit for the Warmaster seat. Gonna be fun seeing how things unfold.
Guilliman will let him be Warmaster now . Guilliman will just be glad to have him helping . The lion can do whatever he wants as long as it makes the imperium better
since this podcast started ive genuinely had a hard time listening to any other warhammer podcast. Yall got the best chemistry, and you cover stuff from all the settings not just 40k its great. Keep it up guys ive been listening since the first one and i plan to continue to listen to them till there are no more to be made
I will never not notice the Fable OST when I hear it. Someone is a fellow man of culture.
#LoreLies Did you know that Necromunda is actually the homeworld of the Necrons?
Oh god this one hurts. Well done
Worst kept secret of the imperium is that all of the Space Wolves are secretly multiple Corgis stacked on top of each other in power armor #lorelies
#lorelies
The fact that orks love the color red. I could never tell.
#lorelies
The fact the the STC for bug spray got lost and now raid can’t save us from the buggy boys
The worst kept secret is Corvus Birdman Corax found a ocean planet and has been preening his feathers for his return. #lorelies
#lorelies What really happens when you gather all of the artefacts of Vulkan together is that he appears in a green and yellow thunderhawk to grant you any one wish
#lorelies Commander Farsight is actually the Lion in a mech suit, so this is actually a Farsight episode.
'His model looks cool but who is this dude?' Is like 70% of all of gameswork shop.
These podcasts are top quality, keep 'em coming.
I would like to report that the algorithm brought me here.
#lorelies What looked like a retreat was actually The Commisar drawing the enemy into an ambush!
#Lorelies
Guilliman constantly saying he is not dating Yvraine but he is. Lion can attest that he lying!
#lorelies
The reason why there's 21 primarchs is because Leman Russ was the big E's actual pet corgi he accidentally turned into a baby.
Worst kept secret: Lemun Russ is named after the tank and not the other way around
Worst kept secret: Cypher was actually swapped with Alpharius during the Heresy
Unless it was actually Omegon 🤔
#LORELIES
So my favorite primarch is konrad so objectively I'm not the biggest fan of the lion but it's definitely interesting to learn more about him and his life
Amazing video guys!
#lorelies there was at one point in the heresy where various assassins were sent to kill the warmaster, these attempts would fail however because upon confrontation, horus (on jah) would hit the sturdiest griddy known to the galaxy and hit the assassins with that light skin stare, you know he had to do it to 'em
Leman started the fight with a sucker punch. No shame in Lion knocking him the fuck out.
The best kept secret in Warhammer. Emperor trying his damnest to keep the chaos gods a secret.
#lorelies
Never thought Mr. Darcy would be referenced in wh40k. 10/10 Lads, keep up the phenomenal work 👏
#lorelies the worst kept secret in Warhammer is that Yvraine has actually not been spending the time since the fight with the demon recovering. She’s actually spending every second letting Guilliman put his battle barge in her webway portal
#lorelies Worst kept secret: The Spirit of Fenris is actually an Eldar God.
Looking forward to this. Can I ask a favour that you leave out the part where he gets punked by perty. Thanks in advance.
#LoreLies. 40ks best kept secret is what big E was up to on November 22nd 1963
Just getting a taste of that epic Amber King narration voice. 36:36
#lorelies The worst kept secret is that Lion and Leman's day long fight turned into hate sex five minutes in. This is replicated in every duel between the two chapters.
The Lion is in my top 3 Loyalists for sure along with Sanguinius and the Khan. As far as Warmaster the best awnser would be Lion with Sanguinius as his diplomat and exemplar of the Legions and nobility.
Guys you are so based for using Fable ost music for the lion video ,I can’t thank you enough.
I’m a big fan of the series 💪 - The Remembrancer
Orks are just trying to help the worlds they’re on by recycling and they want to show off their arts and crafts projects. #LoreLies
#lorelies Ollanius Pius was actually the Neraverine and instead of standing between Horus and the Emperor, he struck the heart of Lorkhan with the tools of Kagrenac, weakening Horus enough for the Big E to finish him off
The editting keeps getting better and better. Well done!
As someone who can't communicate. I am with my tribe here
#lorelies (okay, I had to leave one more) the best kept secret is the location of the workshop where James is hiding the forty-thousand warhammers
#lorelies the best kept secret in 40k is that the vaults of terra don't actually hold technology or monsters as the rumors say, it actually holds all the rule 34 humanity made during the dark age of technology, what's kept down there is so bad and needlessly horny that it even makes she who thirsts shudder
From what I understand, Lion is in Nihilus, but more as a wandering hunter.
54:58 Possibly my favorite Perturabo moment in 30k era (alongside him smashing Fulgrims face into a model Warhound)
Also, now that the Lion is back and Perturabo was “getting ready to leave Medrengard with Honsou” as of the short stories Warbreed and Halfbreed (published with that special edition of Storm of Iron a few years ago), I hope we get to see the Lion and Pert meet and go “man chaos def sucks, I wish we’d been a team.”
#lorelies
the real reason Horus started the Heresy is bc Emps had the formula for Rogaine and wouldn’t share it with the bald primarchs
Dark Angels put Luther in reverse hyperbolic time chamber, damn that's cool.
30k dark angels have to walk quietly so that they don't disturb grandpa luther's naptime.
One thing I find incredibly funny is the name of the flagship of the Dark Angels in the Heresy: Invincible Reason.
Like their reason for exterminating planets is so good that its like bulletproof nothing can destroy our reason for exterminating an entire sector.
Perturabo cronked demon Angron while having a slow leak of his soul. The Lion should absolutely batter most of his brothers.
That scene with the nuke reminds me of the futurama scene where Hermes is hovering a finger over the eject button and the professor tells him to not push it and Hermes thinks for a moment
#lorelies A worst kept secret is that the Adeptus Mechanicus worships Vashtorr
It's good you switched your video to the Lion, i would have swiped left if you made a tau video.
Why must you tease me in this way...
I want to watch it now, damnit! lmao
#lorelies
The pskyer’s name, in the 10th edition trailer, is Chad from the Wojack sector
You guys are the Red Letter Media of Warhammer 40k
The best kept secret in Warhammer: Trazyn’s Funko Pop collection. That or Lorgar’s humiliation fetish.
#Lorelies #lorelies The Worst Kept Secret in 40k is dorn has over loaded the computers on terria because of how much minecraft he plays, and how much Perturbo plays terria.
Deadlifts is right, be open with your hobbies if they don’t tolerate you having them then it won’t work, as a fellow married war hammer fan can confirm it works.
MORE!
12:24 He’s so real for that
The Lion was the Template ALL the others were made from so it is likely he has traits off ALL the others
Yeahhhhhhh
As the eldest of 5, I completely understand the Lion coming to swat Guiltyspark
#lorelies “I am not Omegon” - Alpharus M.2004
Hearing Eli's chicken nugget story just makes me realize how lucky he is
#LoreLies The traitors had no reason to keep the 2nd and 11th secret but they did it anyway
They were all mine wiped. The only ones who knew afterwards in detail were Guilliman, Horus, and maybe Alpharius. Along with Valdor, Emp’s, and Malcador.
#lorelies The best kept secret of 40k is that 40k is actually a fictional universe within the blood bowl universe. Blood bowl is the only cannon universe.
"basically a Warhammer fan."
Me- STOP SHOOTING YOURE HITTING OUR OWN!
#LoreLies
Even Erebus hates Erebus
#LoreLies I know you asked for wrong answers, but here’s a right one anyway. Big E is jealous of Sigmar for being an actually good god.
#lorelies primarch 11 landed on catachan but the emperor scrubbed his name because he was embarrassed he got killed by an exploding frog
Worst kept secret: the chaos dwarves exist or alternatively sigmar copied Nagash's homework.
You lads need to get dreadanon on for a video, like you did with Barry!
Please
Funny you should mention that
...Marines Malevolent episode?
He is hosting the next Pubquiz i think
VNV Nation, "Darkangel":
"In your dream, you see me clear
I have no restraint, no fear
Powerless I watched from faces I'd assumed
My purpose set, my will defined
Caress the air, embrace the skies
Escape the sorrow and restraint of mortal cities
Give me time, I will be clear
Given time, you'll understand
What possesses me to right what you have suffered
I'm in this mood because of scorn
I'm in a mood for total war
To the darkened skies once more and ever onward..."
#lorelies Guiliman is working on a new edition of the Codex Astartes that fully sanctions having big tiddy Eldar Girlfriends.
My favourite podcast gangusssy back at it
#lorelies The worst kept secret in 40k is that Magnus did indeed do everything wrong.
#Lorelies. Eli will have a long prosperous marriage