I have a notion to second that emotion ! I love your comment ! If this ill mannered telemarketer doesn't want people to waste his time, he should not "cold call" people at home !
I'm actually almost sorry for the guy, he sounds actually genuine - even if his company isn't. William if you see this, i think you're a nice guy and i hope your PTSD gets better.
A suggestion for the creator? Add a part where screaming little kids(or a loud crying baby) to interrupt, tell the telemarketer to "hold on a sec", while I robot deals with the crying(or screaming kid)... Then come back and say "sorry, please continue? Priceless!!
+John Duran I read about a guy that would act like he spilled hot coffee on his crotch and continue the call through "agonizing pain". I've always wanted to do that!
The "Salty Sally" robot from Jolly Roger does something like that. There's a teenage daughter who keeps bothering her and driving her nuts. It's very funny!
I laughed so hard!! I love the part where the telemarketer says they'll be calling again tomorrow (as revenge) not realizing he's just talking to a computer
Sales people are kinda like politicians. They like to have the right to mess with you all day, but the second you do it in return they scream like little girls.
The Turing test is kinda flawed. Alan Turing was a brilliant mathematician and computer scientist but his test was a little too simple. Mathematicians like to keep things simple when possible and A.I. pretty much did not exist at the time, so it's not really surprising.
You are performing a great service to the public. While this piece of shit may get paid to talk to your robot all day, he isn't bothering any real people. Thank you.
This is totaly awesome! Telemarketers are beyond annoying, and thankfully they are having such a hard time making a living here in Sweden that their numbers are dwindeling fast. The reason for this is that Sweden have a free national list/register called "NIX" that anyone that doesn´t want any calls from telemarketers can register at, and if a company/organisation calls anyone that is on that list/register they can look forward to a pretty hefty fine. I haven´t had a single call for years now!
+ArgaAnders We have the same thing in Canada. But the problem is that they route their calls through India or wherever, and because they don't originate in Canada, they can't be fined. Also - and I just found this out - your name/number on the DNC list expires after 5 years, so you have to re-register.
MyRedPony1 That´s sneaky, but that´s what you can expect from asshole telemarketers! In Sweden though they can´t do that becuse of the trade laws. We do however have to re-register to have protection from them. Five years is the period here as well. Their latest ploy is to spam people with emails offering this or that for free, and if you say yes to their offer you have to fill in your phone number and check the "I agree to the terms" box. Their list of terms is longer than John Holmes d*ick, and hidden amongst the mundane stuff is a clause that says that the company and their partners are allowed to call you for marketing reasons. They are getting desperate me thinks.
MyRedPony1 Same here! If I want to buy something I look it up myself. I definitely don´t need spam to remind me of what I want! I´ve even closed my Facebook account partly due to the rising amount of personalized ads, but mainly because of the amount of spam forwarded by naive friends and family. Super annoying!
One time during a telemarketing call, I just decided to get really nasty. I mean I let go a freaking torrent of profanity. The guy said, 'you're harassing me!" I said, "I can't be harassing you. YOU CALLED ME! Don't like it? Hang the fk UP, and don't call again." They never did.
Hilarious!!!! Please please make an app for that that just runs offline on the phone. With snippets that I can record that are either selected by the robot or by multiple choice. And record the whole call!!! That would be so awesome, I'd pay at least 10$ for this app!
That was fucking the best one Ive heard from you . I actually was trying to hold in my laugh and not be loud but that didnt work. It was the telemarketer getting pissed and then umm bot gotta go. and yes the bot needs to Man Up and not pussy out and i bet he would have got him to pitch it one more time. great upload
telemarketing now a days get paid by commission not per phone call so makes sense he would be pissed then again he might as well be a meth dealer as now he is about as low as them just makes a whole lot less cash
I may be wrong, but I think they have a system that runs first, which asks the caller to press a button, which for some reason these people dont do, and after you done that once, you will not get asked again.
+blackmagic x I know! When I was running this version of the robot, I never expected anyone to get all the way through it. Now the robot repeats when it runs out.
***** Its a robot because it decides what recording to play. It waits for the silence as the sales guy asks something. But yes, it's not going to win a nobel prize any time soon.
+Jolly Roger Telephone Co No. Not unless they have a system where they can list the call as DNC or something that will get the number removed from the bucket. The agents take whatever call comes on their phone.
+Jolly Roger Telephone Co Can you have my baby? I don't have one yet - but as soon as I hit the daycare center I'll let you know. What hair-color do you prefer?
+mrblonde Unfortunately an app can't answer your phone, nor can you switch a call to an app...security reasons. Has to be built-in app in the phone that can handle calls.
+Karen Lewsader Thank you Karen! Yes, you can send your telemarketers to these bots. Check out jollyrogertelephone.com for instructions. You just "add call" to conference in a bot, and it will take over the conversation.
Here in Sweden the telemarketer says today is 160208 and we are agreed of you buying this. Your name is NN and you are aware of the conditions of our affair with you, yes or no. The computer "Yes". No one give away the creditcard number over phone so they never ask for it. They just send a bill and 1000 pound of cheese per month.
+Jolly Roger Telephone Co Yes there is but there are some not so serious companys which are trying to fool people and they are sometimes hard to get rid of. My mother in law got a call from a telephone company and suddenly she had change to that company but she didnt understood that so she didnt pay the bills from them because she didnt recognice the company name. We got her a prepaid cellphone instead.
The thing is that here in Sweden we have "oral agreements" and when an agreement over the phone is done it is recorded and can be used in a court. There has been instances where companies had cut the recording to make it sound like the person agreed to something that they did not. But this was analysed and funded to be forgeries. Police got involved and it did not gender well for the scammers.
Good point ! I would NEVER feel guilty about wasting a telemarketer's time ! Many are scammers and even if one is honest, it's not right to "cold call" & bother people at home ! When people are home, they want to relax, not put up with unsolicited offers !!
Obviously william wasn't too clever prior to PTSD. The responsible party should identified in the first 25 seconds, and the call abandoned if that can't happen first minute. Then so many "home improvement by telephone" proposals are scams, it's time to try janitorial work.
Some people actually spend their time with this? I Hang up and block the number. Or better yet, I don’t pick up mysterious numbers lol. Go walk your dog or something lol.
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How did you come up with this amazing script? The wife calling, waking up, needing coffee, the bee...all totally believable.
"I get paid to call you."Well I do NOT get paid, so please stop calling/wasting my time.
I have a notion to second that emotion ! I love your comment ! If this ill mannered telemarketer doesn't want people to waste his time, he should not "cold call" people at home !
I'm actually almost sorry for the guy, he sounds actually genuine - even if his company isn't. William if you see this, i think you're a nice guy and i hope your PTSD gets better.
He's a telemarketer, lowest form of life. I wish he'd have come home in a pine box from wherever he got his imaginary PTSD. (PTSD from *the navy*?)
Dude got so salty and it was toward a robot!!
A suggestion for the creator? Add a part where screaming little kids(or a loud crying baby) to interrupt, tell the telemarketer to "hold on a sec", while I robot deals with the crying(or screaming kid)... Then come back and say "sorry, please continue? Priceless!!
+John Duran I read about a guy that would act like he spilled hot coffee on his crotch and continue the call through "agonizing pain". I've always wanted to do that!
The "Salty Sally" robot from Jolly Roger does something like that. There's a teenage daughter who keeps bothering her and driving her nuts. It's very funny!
Johnny Baker yes I agree more needs to be added
dude was legit mad at a robot and arguing with it lmao
One dislike is from Will lol
I laughed so hard!! I love the part where the telemarketer says they'll be calling again tomorrow (as revenge) not realizing he's just talking to a computer
Sales people are kinda like politicians. They like to have the right to mess with you all day, but the second you do it in return they scream like little girls.
or little boys
The telemarketer actually *threatened* to call back a robot. That PTSD of his is certainly going bad.
You do realize you made something that could be considered to have passed the Turing test, right?
The Turing test is kinda flawed. Alan Turing was a brilliant mathematician and computer scientist but his test was a little too simple. Mathematicians like to keep things simple when possible and A.I. pretty much did not exist at the time, so it's not really surprising.
"We can talk about basketball"
Well that sure sounds better than trying to sell me something :)
You are performing a great service to the public. While this piece of shit may get paid to talk to your robot all day, he isn't bothering any real people. Thank you.
one telemarketer thumbs down this video
+Skepticalorie I just cancelled it out.
William sounds like an honest person trying to make money.
Best prank on a telemarter since Tom Mabe.
This bot's timing was spectacularly awesome!
impressive bee evasion tactics via Mr. William. - cg
LOL!!! The bee part was THE GREATEST!!!
Come on, Robot, "man up". Hahahahaha. That's going to be tough for a robot. :)
Oh man, this is my favorite so far!
"You can let it crawl, or you can actually flick it..."
Telling a robot to "man up"
Danger Danger, Will Robinson ! This short tempered telemarketer obviously has something against robots ! :-)
ROTFL!!!!! That dude is soooo pissed xD
Holy CA-RAP!!! That is the most hilarious, best thing I've EVER HEARD!! GENIUS!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Reminds me of Mr. Spock: "Where there is no emotion, there is no motive for violence."
You need to program your robot to talk about basketball. That way, everybody wins. :)
I agree. Let's get this Kickstarter funded and we can add speech recognition!
+Jolly Roger Telephone Co Yet I just saw it didn't get funded. What's the plan now?
and he was in the NAVY and he says he has PTSD...LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
This is totaly awesome! Telemarketers are beyond annoying, and thankfully they are having such a hard time making a living here in Sweden that their numbers are dwindeling fast. The reason for this is that Sweden have a free national list/register called "NIX" that anyone that doesn´t want any calls from telemarketers can register at, and if a company/organisation calls anyone that is on that list/register they can look forward to a pretty hefty fine. I haven´t had a single call for years now!
+ArgaAnders We have the same thing in Canada. But the problem is that they route their calls through India or wherever, and because they don't originate in Canada, they can't be fined. Also - and I just found this out - your name/number on the DNC list expires after 5 years, so you have to re-register.
MyRedPony1
That´s sneaky, but that´s what you can expect from asshole telemarketers! In Sweden though they can´t do that becuse of the trade laws. We do however have to re-register to have protection from them. Five years is the period here as well.
Their latest ploy is to spam people with emails offering this or that for free, and if you say yes to their offer you have to fill in your phone number and check the "I agree to the terms" box. Their list of terms is longer than John Holmes d*ick, and hidden amongst the mundane stuff is a clause that says that the company and their partners are allowed to call you for marketing reasons.
They are getting desperate me thinks.
MyRedPony1
Same here! If I want to buy something I look it up myself. I definitely don´t need spam to remind me of what I want! I´ve even closed my Facebook account partly due to the rising amount of personalized ads, but mainly because of the amount of spam forwarded by naive friends and family. Super annoying!
Always good! Thanks for doing these!
Fantastic! Jolly, you are a genius. Congratulations!
Your videos are hilarious, I can't stop listening to them!!! "aahhhh Haaa... Sure...kkkk"
I hope this is just a step on the path to Phone Spiders. Keep up the good work!
Excellent Roger Anderson !!
I"ll talk about the bee on my arm and they'll think I"m a robot!
One time during a telemarketing call, I just decided to get really nasty. I mean I let go a freaking torrent of profanity. The guy said, 'you're harassing me!" I said, "I can't be harassing you. YOU CALLED ME! Don't like it? Hang the fk UP, and don't call again." They never did.
Finally, the day has come that AI will rescue us.
excellent and innovative
Hilarious!!!! Please please make an app for that that just runs offline on the phone. With snippets that I can record that are either selected by the robot or by multiple choice. And record the whole call!!! That would be so awesome, I'd pay at least 10$ for this app!
Loved this one
2:02 “Hang on, theres a bee on my junk”
Lol, this guy gets you stressed out.
This is bloody brilliant!
Poetic justice.
10 dislikes are from telemarketers?
William with design?! Lol
That was fucking the best one Ive heard from you . I actually was trying to hold in my laugh and not be loud but that didnt work. It was the telemarketer getting pissed and then umm bot gotta go. and yes the bot needs to Man Up and not pussy out and i bet he would have got him to pitch it one more time. great upload
Arrrrr me thinks he won't be callin' ya back. Arrrr
telemarketing now a days get paid by commission not per phone call so makes sense he would be pissed
then again he might as well be a meth dealer as now he is about as low as them just makes a whole lot less cash
How do you set this up without having a bot answer a family member?
I may be wrong, but I think they have a system that runs first, which asks the caller to press a button, which for some reason these people dont do, and after you done that once, you will not get asked again.
best one yet
Why did your robot hang up? Would have loved for it to continue "jazzing around" ...
+blackmagic x I know! When I was running this version of the robot, I never expected anyone to get all the way through it. Now the robot repeats when it runs out.
It
***** Its a robot because it decides what recording to play. It waits for the silence as the sales guy asks something. But yes, it's not going to win a nobel prize any time soon.
Will you be making more videos. This was so funny.
Hilarious, great!
Kick commercials in the ass!
i thought Auto dialers were illegal in the us.
+Tim Tam's So are drugs, so is robbery, so is murder, so is etc...
+Tim Tam's Actually they are not illegal for calls to businesses, but are for calls to residences.
Tim Tam's Depends on the state.
this is SO great.
So did he called back?
+Kyle t He did not call back. I don't think they have control over their autodialer overlord.
+Jolly Roger Telephone Co No. Not unless they have a system where they can list the call as DNC or something that will get the number removed from the bucket. The agents take whatever call comes on their phone.
+Jolly Roger Telephone Co Can you have my baby? I don't have one yet - but as soon as I hit the daycare center I'll let you know. What hair-color do you prefer?
Subscribed!
What triggered the bot to end the call so soooon ?
It was an early version of the bot that wasn't programmed to repeat yet.
Beautiful
lmao. I know you're not groggy
This makes me feel really sad because that William guy sounded quite genuine.
So what happen if the tekemarketer says i will now start at recording followed by "Do you want to buy this for 999,99?" and the computer says yes?
My robot doesn't have access to my credit cards anymore.
+Jolly Roger Telephone Co Anymore? Did it ever? what for?
+blackmagic x That was a joke of course. Hilarious!
You never know :) he says he did a lot of tele robots before..
Weird, the "I gotta go" message is new and Ive only heard it in this one. Seems weird from your regular.
Nice job! Whens the android app coming out? I'd pay for that!
+mrblonde Unfortunately an app can't answer your phone, nor can you switch a call to an app...security reasons. Has to be built-in app in the phone that can handle calls.
+Richard Mahn Maybe if you root your phone.
before you started doing this where you a fan of Tom Mabe??
YES! I am a huge fan of Tom Mabe!
If he has PTSD and doesn't deal with people well then why does he have a job where he talks to people all day ?
Brilliant!
I predict an influx of bee themed tattoos coming out of all this ... we'll bee right back : th-cam.com/video/PYtXuBN1Hvc/w-d-xo.html
Fucking great!
What's happened to this app? Is it available?
+Karen Lewsader Thank you Karen! Yes, you can send your telemarketers to these bots. Check out jollyrogertelephone.com for instructions. You just "add call" to conference in a bot, and it will take over the conversation.
+Jolly Roger Telephone Co Ty!!
Gold !
Here in Sweden the telemarketer says today is 160208 and we are agreed of you buying this. Your name is NN and you are aware of the conditions of our affair with you, yes or no.
The computer "Yes".
No one give away the creditcard number over phone so they never ask for it. They just send a bill and 1000 pound of cheese per month.
Seriously? There's no "buyers remorse" period? Old people must get scammed all the time. At least in the USA you can take grandma's credit card away.
+Jolly Roger Telephone Co
Yes there is but there are some not so serious companys which are trying to fool people and they are sometimes hard to get rid of. My mother in law got a call from a telephone company and suddenly she had change to that company but she didnt understood that so she didnt pay the bills from them because she didnt recognice the company name. We got her a prepaid cellphone instead.
The thing is that here in Sweden we have "oral agreements" and when an agreement over the phone is done it is recorded and can be used in a court.
There has been instances where companies had cut the recording to make it sound like the person agreed to something that they did not. But this was analysed and funded to be forgeries.
Police got involved and it did not gender well for the scammers.
Wasting a telemarketers time? He got paid money for this call
Then we're wasting his employer's money! Even better!
Yeah, it isn't about the people on the phone,. It's the business model that is the problem.
telemarketers get commission sometimes, so if this guy doesnt get enough sales he would get fired eventually.
Good point ! I would NEVER feel guilty about wasting a telemarketer's time ! Many are scammers and even if one is honest, it's not right to "cold call" & bother people at home ! When people are home, they want to relax, not put up with unsolicited offers !!
How would you provide the service to the whole English speaking world? American accents would soon give the game away outside of the USA.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!
Why in world would he want to talk about some crap sport like basketball.
Obviously william wasn't too clever prior to PTSD. The responsible party should identified in the first 25 seconds, and the call abandoned if that can't happen first minute. Then so many "home improvement by telephone" proposals are scams, it's time to try janitorial work.
Some people actually spend their time with this? I Hang up and block the number. Or better yet, I don’t pick up mysterious numbers lol. Go walk your dog or something lol.