My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
@@michellebrock9936 (Instructs taxi driver to "Follow that Weiner!"; taxi driver takes off before I can get in). * See also same scene in a Pink Panther movie.
14:24 But, if you _must_ know, to care for and feed a christian is quite easy once you know how... aAChristian can eat pretty much anything you do, so long as it doesn't contain blood and to care for it is similar to you as well, but it requires a bible and a walk to your nearest church of their choosing at least once a week, quite like a cat, except replace blood with chocolate and bible and church with random nicknacks and god-knows-where. Cat's are naturally bloodthirsty and will never spill the beans as fo where they keep wandering off to... But as the poster said, it's probably illegal to own, let alone buy and sell one... A cat I mean, they _are_ the superior lifeform to us humans after all.
18:22... Later that night, teacher had her legs wrapped around him in a passionate way... Meanwhile his son is wondering where his dad and teacher gone... And how will he get home?
@5:32 'Behind the scenes' The MGM lion.
Seeing him strapped up like that!
I almost died! you b******d!
😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
When your relationship is a real *handful!*
Sans-ational one
Yeah come imagine the amount of STDs running around after no one using condoms🤮😂
The entirety of informative content channels trying not to use the word "shocking" on every video title:
0:20 my man died happy
She named one of her sons after him.❤
Maybe, but she looks pretty sad at 0:31
Did you notice that his shriveled up body looks exactly like the "alien mummy"
16:35 as someone who prioritizes reading the text first in a meme, I didn't even have the chance to analyze detailedly the picture.
And you only visit p0rn sites for the articles...
2:04 girl is a keeper.
Absolutely!
He probably realized he would never be able to Beat that so he just dipped
Memes that wait up my Hol’.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
And I thought I overshare online.
“Just like a baby”
You mean waking up crying and shitting yourself?
日本語は話せますか？
Copypasta material right here.
@yoshitheaquarius3026 you gotta be a baby to do that? Damn it.
17:26. omg i recognized the movie
7:57 That makes me sick, why tf would they arrange something like this??
teenagers being stupid
I love the reverse trick the smoker pulled on the neighbor! Brilliant!
16:00 reverse conversion camp 😂
9:32 the Japanese felt that one
4:55 stardew vally be like:
4:10 there is no way ☠️
Ah... Still the best way to unwind after work! 🤣😌
0:30 "Now I can rest in piece" ahh scene
6:41 That one got danker by the minute💀💀💀
Damn...The Pokemon jokes have aged. Whether they've aged well or poorly is...Debatable to say the least.
3:20 ok this is genually terrifying
Hahaha yay!!! I'm the Weiner of hashtag danknesses. 😂
Uh.....Michelle?......that's...."winner". Unless you work for Oscar Meyer or something.
@@markh.6687 hold up. Skrrttt. I missed a comment. Tips fedora. Ma'sir. Speeds off in the Oscar Meyer mobile.
@@michellebrock9936 (Instructs taxi driver to "Follow that Weiner!"; taxi driver takes off before I can get in).
* See also same scene in a Pink Panther movie.
3:35 this is.. unfortunately photoshopped. the lion is merely getting a checkup.
(8:55) Isn't that the premise for the Hunger Games?
8:35 You could argue this IS separating men and women
The mouse on the donut one is a jerk move. I had to pause and stare really hard at those donuts. Well camouflaged mouse.
8:32 plot twist
10:25 that’s one messed up family
0:32 he was ready.
Huh so that's where the aliens that Mexico showed the world came from.
Michelle won the Dankness! WOO HOO!!!
Bruh... not gonna lie, that 3rd meme @ 0:33 got me.
0:22 I volunteer as tribute!!
1:22 i am in love
7:48 What in the Alabama did I just read
16:33 Oh yeah 😂😂😂...
(A few minutes later)
WhErE tf is this mouse 🐀
0:31 just give him some water he’ll be fine
8:41
Hunger Games be like...
10:18 nananananananana, I don’t know what the hell i just read
6:00 you do realize Ocean Eyes was about his sister, right?
16:35 what donut
16:34 no shit sherlock
0:08 how am I supposed to enjoy this without the sauce
14:24 But, if you _must_ know, to care for and feed a christian is quite easy once you know how...
aAChristian can eat pretty much anything you do, so long as it doesn't contain blood and to care for it is similar to you as well, but it requires a bible and a walk to your nearest church of their choosing at least once a week,
quite like a cat, except replace blood with chocolate and bible and church with random nicknacks and god-knows-where. Cat's are naturally bloodthirsty and will never spill the beans as fo where they keep wandering off to...
But as the poster said, it's probably illegal to own, let alone buy and sell one...
A cat I mean, they _are_ the superior lifeform to us humans after all.
5:28 I have that App on my phone...
18:22... Later that night, teacher had her legs wrapped around him in a passionate way... Meanwhile his son is wondering where his dad and teacher gone... And how will he get home?
16:19 snoop cat
(11:53) Isn't that Jill Biden?
12:00 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
00:49 man that shit funny
People in 2024 be like: "2020 wAs FoUr YeArS aGo"
8:12 This one is just messed up, how is that even funny?
Sauce of snake comic?
2:05☹
#denkness
Me
Holding my one year old grandson Wyil sitting beside my twentyfive year old nees as a fifteen year old boy
Visible happiness
What donut?
I was the 666th like, I feel the power.
wonder what anime is that on 4:52
I like it 'cause of the thumbnail 😂😂😂
5:23 um, what? I don’t get it.
Yea sometimes I think it's a real shame that God promised to never flood the whole earth again after the great flood.
I dont get the first meme...
Same.
I think he just grabbed one of her stomach rolls
nah 8:31 is foul.
I MEAN 2:43 GOT A POINT WHY NOT?
This memes is cool
16:51 I don’t get it.
Edit: Now I do…
i don't get the first joke
>>> Wanted to hold hands crossing street
>>> Grabbed belly fat instead of hand
>>> Woman angry
@@Pyroteknikid ah ok thanks
what
brother these memes are just hornybait thumbnails with year old stale memes
4:33 "elf"