Riff is the REAL AMERICAN DREAM!! All bullshit aside. He's a 80s baby and loves nostalgic times and music, welds that into all his entertainment attributes and it kills!! I love this dude for real ansmd he's appreciative of all his successes and not a narcissistic asshole. Love YOU RIFF! ❤️
@@shannonandsheila1403 big facts I still listen to him till this day he came in a game rich you can tell how he wrap he knows something we don't know 🎶
Smh. I went on my own hiatus a little bit after u went on yours riff. Ive been i guess what ud call back from my hiatus (made a youtube. I left all other social media) and thought bout how long its been since ive even seen mr highroller. Cant explain how happy i am that youre back and doin well
YOU HEAR THAT HOMIE! PEOPLE WOULD WATCH YOUR OWN SHOW SHOWING AND MAYBE SELLING HOUSES! EPIC IDEA I LOVE IT. IT WILL GET YOU THAT THIRD COMMA. REVOLUTION SQAUD... STAY BLESSED STAY SAFE... FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS! STAY UP!...OUT
I actually quite enjoyed this! Keep doing what you doing Riff Raff! Subbed to DaleDanTonyDreamland in your link! Defo on that noti gang! Take it easy bud and have a blessed Merry Christmas and New Years!
Bro is a true comedian.. needs a smaller grill mans can barely talk but his damn metaphors are killing me. Riff got 50 diff names and that shit kills me bruh!
Bruh for 8 million I expect nothing less than a mansion with a damn pool full of mermaids, a codeine water fountain, a water whippin' wizard rockin' lizard, and a closet full of doberman pincher
I’d rather have 1,0000 acres and a fat ranch with that 8 million but then again I’m just an ordinary dude on an ordinary journey. Respect to RR and I def spiked that 👍🏾
Never change bro, you're hilarious and an icon. W's for a decade.
"Sharkey Mcstevenson" would have had this house sold in 20 minutes for cash.
@@blakegriffith7124 Somebody has to tie up all the loose ends and seal the deal.
Preach
@@xaby996 I wonder if "Sharkey McStevenson" has a gold set of shark teeth?
@@BEERLIGHTBROKER I’m sure he does, and they can be yours for the low low price of $99,999!!!
@@Travis_Trauma I'd get a friend discount.
$ 77,777!!!!
Riff is the REAL AMERICAN DREAM!! All bullshit aside. He's a 80s baby and loves nostalgic times and music, welds that into all his entertainment attributes and it kills!! I love this dude for real ansmd he's appreciative of all his successes and not a narcissistic asshole. Love YOU RIFF! ❤️
God bless you Dale Dan and your whole Dan family!
Amen glory
Cried reading this Dan comment
“If you have grandparents that like to swim, you can monitor them here….” 😂😂😂😂😂
Lowkey funniest line
Amy Best is a genius for rolling with this.
And you're hilarious dude. Love it! 🙏🤠☮️
Get this man a show already!!!!!! I've been saying this for 10 plus yrs
The heels on Amy...she ain't playin.
hella entertaining i can watch riff run around a house all day
We all live vicariously through RiFF.
3:57 you can take the raff out of Houston but you can't take the Houston out the raff!! "Whoarethesefolks" 😂😂😂😂
Dale Dan Tony Strikes again!!! Bringing us the cranberry vampire lifestyle!!
RIFF HAS PLAYED THE INTERNET FOR A LONG TIME... HE WAS MEMEING BEFORE WE KNEW WHAT A MEME WAS!!!!
As an Italian… this is a Gypsy castle and not a Mediterranean villa 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Never taken Riff seriously he's very entertainment!!💯😂😂😂
Got that One of a Kind Keystone Light Kastle Kids Stage. Legendary.
Best series in awhile- the big blizzard lisp is extraordinary Dan Tony
Fk yes!! I hope this series continues for a long time this is so perfect for Riff!! Love it
Riff driving that realtor crazy hahahaha
Jody high roller needs to be a realtor people would really buy houses from him.
This dude could sell anything
@@shannonandsheila1403 big facts I still listen to him till this day he came in a game rich you can tell how he wrap he knows something we don't know 🎶
This bro is nothing but pure entertainment
6:40 Amy Best swings it back to real estate with ease.
Vampire chandelier 😈
He sounds very relieved about the elevator for his cheddar bay biscuits lmao im sold
Damn.. looks like a fine spot for a candy coated avocado couch with 7 coats a gloss
Riff Raff is the funniest man alive without even trying
Smh. I went on my own hiatus a little bit after u went on yours riff. Ive been i guess what ud call back from my hiatus (made a youtube. I left all other social media) and thought bout how long its been since ive even seen mr highroller. Cant explain how happy i am that youre back and doin well
I can’t believe riff missed the herringbone style tile in the ceiling of the kitchen!!!!!
I'm out here in California. 8 mill get u a double wide and a huge 1/4 acre.
HELL YEAH BROTHER BONGS UP
I love how he goes Throns stages of themes 😂. The neon, dale Dan Tony He is a national treasure
every line is amazing
That's Keystone Light.. you got me howling, my man.
I need a million of these videos in my life
That’s a caramel macchiato castle 🏰 in the area of the south! Riff Dale Dan Tony
This home is very beautiful...
THIS NEEDS A WHOLE SEASON!!!
Travestry with the tapestry and the Wolverine flooring
All lifted along with the Doc. And gator suitcases 🎉
Riff Raff is a National Treasure.
man i love vids like these lmao riff raff is a personality
Loved Episode 1... 'bring back to me baby... bring it on back to me'
Jody working off some money he owes some realtors 🤣🤣 love ya baby.
*"BAD CREDIT? LOW CREDIT? NO DAYUM CREDIT? WELCOME TO YA NEW WATERSIDE ESTATE!"* ~Shark E. McStevenson
"Are my cheddar biacuits ready yet? Damnit, gotta go get em myself " 🤣🤣 i fuckin love riff
I wanna be more like Riff. Positive vibes only
This needs to be a TV show...NOW!!!!🤣🤣
Best house tour ever !!!!
Your thoughts be bounceing off the damn walls,lol
😧🗡️🥶 Is that 13 Colonies Red, White, & Blue!?!
You hit push-ups, and broke the British’ jaw with that kick, Jody.
❄️#ICE❄️ ❄️#COLD❄️.
damn... 8million and you get 2sqft of grass.. in Florida..
Can't wait to entertain my guests with a feast of bread and water chestnuts.
Sure the house is big but the life advice is MASSIVE
Truly decadent and inspirational viewpoints from riff Raphael
2:33 You hear that? All that hardwood cost a Brazilian dollars. That’s next level woodwork
Loved every second of this EXCEPT that grill fking my boy speech up. 😂😂 Gyahh damn... Tongue-less ass dude 😂😂
that relator is something elseeeee
I might move to Florida just to play golf.
bourbon on a blade like a ceiling fan
I can waive my hand way in Pakistan!
YOU HEAR THAT HOMIE! PEOPLE WOULD WATCH YOUR OWN SHOW SHOWING AND MAYBE SELLING HOUSES! EPIC IDEA I LOVE IT. IT WILL GET YOU THAT THIRD COMMA. REVOLUTION SQAUD... STAY BLESSED STAY SAFE... FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS! STAY UP!...OUT
My kids will LOVE the performance stage!
Dale Dan Tony, you need to run for president with Dwayne Camacho as your vice!! Effin love you brother!
A small cozy wood cabin. Someday that's all you will want or need.❤
Damn I need to move to Florida. In Toronto 8 million gets you a dilapidated garden shed in a back alleyway.
I like your new house Mr. Simco you deserve it
It’s crazy this guy is so himself that he’s good at everything. This is how you need to be do succeed
I should be watch shopping right now, bout to move to Florida 🐊
if you dont have good headspace, youll file your tax return backwards and youll eat cat litter thinking it was uhh cheetohs
When he said behind this door is a celebrity realtor, I was hoping it was just going to be him behind the door
Alligators n sweet potaters 🐊
Keystone light lol
Riff Raff for President 🛩️🇺🇸 I love you
Had a good time kicking it!
so dope to see RIFF doin his thing that was $$$
Protect this man at all cost..... Irreplaceable
I actually quite enjoyed this! Keep doing what you doing Riff Raff! Subbed to DaleDanTonyDreamland in your link! Defo on that noti gang! Take it easy bud and have a blessed Merry Christmas and New Years!
Bruh... Dale Dan just hit a lan mine 🤣 that's genius more power to u ya perfecent panther
Bro is a true comedian.. needs a smaller grill mans can barely talk but his damn metaphors are killing me. Riff got 50 diff names and that shit kills me bruh!
That’s a crazy house for Delray. Nice find 🎉
Man there's so much property just abandoned in Florida. But I've mostly been through West Florida down to the Everglades.
He is going the Vanilla Ice route, Dale Dan Tony Dream Homes on HGTV!!!
Very interesting
Dale Dan Legend.
Great job,enjoy your hard work
You deserve it. 👏
Playing scrabble with grandma is where it's AT
Porch pirates can dock thier boats up right outside your crib.Dale Dan Tony a.k.a Captain Crunch.......RIFF RIFF RIFF !
Alicia Silestone had me rollin’!
Yes that was cedar oak chestnut granite
5:20 "aaah, very very important"
Always keepin' us guessin' ♥️
" I don't know is this Chestnut granted"? LOL!🤣
Love it! Keep it coming 👍
The grill needs to be better fitted sounds like you're talking with dentures.
I LOVE THIS!!!! LOL. I am watching every episode!!!! 👽
“Expodential folks. Expodential.” 😂
Keystone Lite?
Correct.
Riff Raff's real ass realtors!
Bro we NEED that version of dreamland at the end
This is gr8ness. Lmfao. Need to hit up west palm but their are some really nice houses on the west coast as well that I’ve seen
Bruh for 8 million I expect nothing less than a mansion with a damn pool full of mermaids, a codeine water fountain, a water whippin' wizard rockin' lizard, and a closet full of doberman pincher
Inflation is a bitch you only get a drawer full of dobermans and a bathtub with mermaid
that outro music had me vibin
Bring back MTV Cribs or Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous with Riff as host!
I’d rather have 1,0000 acres and a fat ranch with that 8 million but then again I’m just an ordinary dude on an ordinary journey. Respect to RR and I def spiked that 👍🏾
Oh just 1,0000?
@@exvandal187 double it and give it to the next person, 1,00000