I'm not a scientist but I could have sworn standard procedure was to slowly back away from unknown creatures especially freaky looking ones in an abandoned base where you saw a hologram of giants running away from something.
Lol, right?! I don't even think he was some crazy biologist or anything. Also why wouldn't he start cutting it as soon as it grabbed him instead of waiting until his arm was literally snapped in two?
yes, sadly enough if I'm not mistaken that was actually intended in an earlier script. Or at least some engineer unintendedly crash landing on LV 426, and having some type of Xeno burts out of him. To make a neatless connection to the original Alien. Maybe shown in the second prequel. The whole Engineer story was initially intended to be a trilogy. But Fox forced so many changes (and cuts mostly. Just look at the Blue ray bonus material and deleted scenes) to the original version of Prometheus that it was more confusing than enlighting, making it be disliked so much. And then screw the trilogy idea and completely change the second installment, Covenant, with more Xenos and action, getting rid of Shaw, trying to please fans. Did not work either.... A shame I guess. Had the producers been bold enough to allow the complete Engineer trilogy to be filmed and continued as originally planned, give it more time, maybe we would have better movies. And more answers most of all. But even then, still complete different vibe than the rest of the Alien franchise.
Prometheus had great potential if only the scientists on this very important mission could take their jobs a little more seriously instead of behaving like freshmen having a first week party. They couldn't get a better geologist than a stoner with a f***-all attitude? The top biologist really had to touch an alien snake looking very aggressive? A person with no higher education would know better than to do something so utterly foolish, especially in an encounter with a lifeform we know absolutely nothing about. Why was Holloway so disappointed when his precious "engineers" all turned out to be dead? What made him assume they would just all be there alive and well, answering all his questions? I thought scientists never assume anything and always are prepared to have their hypothesis derailed. All they had from the very start was just a very bold guess. A fine cast, excellent cinematography and top notch production is wasted on a story that could be improved.
I remember reading somewhere that the reason why the team seemed like a bunch of amateurs was because they basically were - they weren't the best in their fields, just the only ones stupid enough to accept an offer for a job that they were told nothing about As for Holloway, I've got no idea - that guy was just an arsehole.
I don't think education have anything to do with it. I am just a high school graduate and I know better. Then again schools just teach knowledge not wisdom.
What annoyed me the MOST in this movie: The 2 guys gets lost (okay fine), but one of the guys left the group in the first place because he was so scared and nervous... And then the vagina snake comes creeping out of the black gew, and he's all like "heerre kitty kitty!!!" WTF THAT THING IS TERRIFYING AND CLEARLY DANGEROUS!! DON'T FUCKING TOUCH IT!!! RUN RUN RUN! But nope. He just stands there and reaches out to it. I wanted to throw my drink at the screen and boo. The writing could not have been more mediocre.
Actually there was supposed to be a scene where the vagina snakes play with the dumbass in a friendly manner. That's why the idiot thoughtthe vagina snakes were cute.They cut the scene off so that scene became a joke
Ben Kim Even if the vagina snake is playing friendly, YOU DON'T PLAY WITH AN ALIEN VAGINA SNAKE, especially when it's a creature that materialized from a mysterious black muck. Besides... the guy was presented to us as a coward. Even if the snake was playing friendly, he'd be terrified. The writers were really lazy when it came to character development.
I can already picture how Alien Covenant should have ended. Captain Oram: "We should go investigate this suspicious planet!" Daniels: "No, we've done the research and brought the materials to go to this other planet which we know will be a safe place for us and we have to protect these 2,000 colonists." Captain Oram: "Oh ya, you're right. Let's not go." The end.
This ignores 2 very important facts and thus doesn't work: 1. They received an audio message that was clearly human singing a human earth song. 2. Everyone was terrified to re-enter cryosleep after the movie clearly shows how the first captain burned to death in his cryopod.
@@eddiencstate if they were rescue ship sure, but this was a colony ship with over 2000 people on board that was already on an important mission. They should’ve just logged the signal’s location and sent it back to the authorities for a proper investigation instead of just winging it. Though to be fair, these are the same people who couldn’t be bothered to wear any safety protection despite being on a completely unknown planet with unknown pathogens and wildlife. And their leader was a guy who literally shoved his head in an alien egg because a creepy android told him to, so I guess they had what was coming to them 😂
There are so many things I love about this. The running and stuff after having a c-section, the not stepping sideways out of the ship's way, the dopey talking alien at the end, and all that. Super funny and perfect. But I especially like that final scene. Normally you guys just do humor and common-sense sort of stuff, but that ending is literally, really and truly, exactly precisely how the story should have ended. No only would it have been cooler, but it also would have made the overarching story much more continuous. Congratulations guys.
So if people wanted a "straight up alien prequel", then thats means they basically wanted the engineer at the end to not get out of his ship when it is hit, and instead gets the indigestion thing, and out pops a Queen category Xenomorph, that then burns whole through the ship flaw, into a cavern and spends her days laying a crap load of eggs, then dies?? Sounds simple, sounds neat. But then...... What about that whole stasis field? Would have just happened to lay all those eggs in all those bays? and the Juggernaut ship's computer just auto switched the stasis field on to preserve them? And then, what about what Dallas said when he described the space jockey, "been here a long time, appears to have fossilized." Now how long does it take for something to "fossilize??" A lot longer than 30 YEARS I think.
kelly wilson whitehead But it would not be justifiable to many Alien fans, only the casual ones who want it resolved so they can move safely onto more new Xenos and a near-old Ripley after Aliens, discounting Alien 3 and 4 and dieing to the Xenos properly this time huh.
Evilmike42 lol where did that come from? Im not some Von Daniken fanboy, he sold out as soon as he started making a theme park out of the very things he was exploring. The ancient astronaut theories fit well with the idea of the "Space Jockey" - and thats John 11:35 - Jesus Wept, you want Leviticus Chapter 22, Verse 3 - For the generations to come, if any of your descendants is ceremonially unclean and yet comes near the sacred offerings (Black goo Urns), that person must be cut off from my presence. I am the Lord." This is interesting because you hate on me for the missunderstanding that I am some sort of academic science nut, yet I believe the two - religon and evolution may go hand in hand. You dont need to insult me, but we should explore this together, if you are indeed religous but have a open mind. But if you're simply a science fiction fan, I hope you enjoy Alien: Covenant when it comes out next yr :)
What annoyed me most about Prometheus? The fact that a little movie called Alien was made 30 years ago for a small budget and is infinitely more psychologically scary and realistic! No sequel!!
Kaleb Bruwer Yeah, but they still could have followed Shaw to the Engineer home world in which some of the questions posed in Prometheus are answered. Not a valid excuse.
I just realized Prometheus is basically Alien vs Predator (2004) without the Alien and the Predator, with a bunch of pseudo scientific gibberish set in the distant future.
My problems with this movie (in no particular order): 1 - "Hey everyone look! Despite having all of this great technology at our disposal, I found what must be an alien base with my eyes after being here for only 5 minutes!" 2 - "I'm in charge of the maps! Oh no, I'm lost!" 3 - "I'm scared! Hey, look at the cute snake!" 4 - "Don't touch anything! Let's touch everything!" 5 - "I believe because I want to and I don't need to tell you why before you die horribly!" 6 - "I'm an old man who didn't have to act dead but did anyway to surprise the audience even though they won't be surprised!" 7 - "I'm a super intelligent robot who is programmed to think that killing people for the cause of science is perfectly normal and acceptable!" 8 - "I used to be the main character's main squeeze, but now I'm a zombie because...well, this movie needed some!" 9 - "Look everyone! We have a medical unit from the future that only works for men?" (seriously, WTF) 10 - "Oh no, the engineer has been impregnated and a new alien will hatch, on a barren planet....alone....and die. Okay...." 11 - Charlize Theron can not turn left? 12 - Good idea, great cinematography, OK acting, bad plot, worse screen writing (or should that be "worst"? Let me know). 13 - "I know, we should blow something up for no reason! Here, lets use this engineer head! It's perfect! The nerds will talk about how we blew their minds about how engineers look like humans and then literally blew an engineer mind on the screen for years to come! He, he, nerds and fan-boys are so stupid." (producers)
This whole movie is run on the android knowing how to do stuff. There's no way he'd know any of that stuff unless humans did first, so they could program him. Sure he could learn, but he just takes one look at unknown alien technology and it just like, "Yep, just like my laptop at home." BS.
Actually they showed a scene where he was studying languages and hieryphics and stuff, pretty sure he explained that to shaw or charlize therons character at some point
I didn't have a problem with that. He could have been very adept at inferring meaning. It's a little unbelievable but not outside the realm of suspension of disbelief.
The problem with Prometheus is that they cut loads out of the final film. If you look online for deleted scenes (as there are lots of deleted scenes that for some reason are not on the DVD's extras) you can see that the film did actually explain itself quite well (see the scene where Shaw is watching the footage back), and the Engineer even has a whole conversation with David before he kills Weyland + Shaw has a battle with the Engineer before the giant face hugger kills him. Although Prometheus and Aliens have different directors, they both had the same problem - time constraints. They should have released a directors cut of this film like they did with Aliens to explain the plot a bit better. I had to read a few wikis and watch the film a couple of times before I got what was happening.
Ridley Scott has stated that they will need TWO MORE movies to link it back to the original alien film.... Thank you HISHE for doing in twelve seconds what Scott wants to do in four hours.
"David make sure you don't say anything offensive to the engenirre when he awakes" "Of course father" 10 seconds later "Your mother thinks alien vs predator is better" It's always killing me
Yeah @ 2:41 is how it really should had ended as described in the first alien film then that would explain the distress signal at lv 426 seeing the giant humanoid skeleton with big fucking hole in its chest.
u don't say, predators kicking the butts of alien on the big screen was like a dream come true for me, if anyone one of those came before me I would literally piss my pants ^o^
Your IQ can be measured by how angry watching this movie made you. The angrier - the smarter. I loved every second of it because just like the crew members of Prometheus i was born without brain.
Only for the fight scenes. The fans wanted Colonial Marines vs Aliens, not this boring cross-over plot. It ruined the suspense, horror, and originality that Alien/Aliens is famous for.
***** It's the same concept is what I'm getting at. Instead having a bunch of Space Marines fighting the Aliens we see the Predator monsters duke it with the Aliens. Really there isn't much difference in concept between the two movies.
When this is blooper with the Ice age characters as humans Manny-Charlie Holloway Sid-Rafe Millburn Diego-Sean Fifield Buck Wild-David Granny-Weyland Ellie-Elizabeth Shaw Brooke-Kate Ford Shira-Meredith Vickers
Straight Busta! ''I am pressing every button, i can find!'' "It may look like I am, but Im actually pressing specific buttons that I have worked out and learned through my cognitive memory, afterall we robots do learn and pick up on things a heck of alot quicker than you humans".
Well - I Liked the movie. I think honestly that it was great and even though Scott may or may not have said that it wasent a prequel to Alien, I think it was an atempt to make a movie more like the first alien movie and break the chain of "BIG-EXPLOTION-FIGTHING-ALIENvsPREDATOR" movies, which is IMHO going in the direction of bieng a little cheesy. I LOVE the first Alien movie to death and there for welcome this movie and form my own opinion which is that it is a testamony to the original and great Alien movie. Happy weekend to ya all :D
In the original Alien of Ridley Scott, the huge humanoid Alien dead with a hole on the chest is found sat on the commandment post, so we can suppose the alien opened his stomach and killed him at the same place. But in prometheus he dies on the floor of the human ship, far of his one. How is it possible he woke up and walked back to it with a hole like this in the body ? ( the alien leaving out of him is pretty big ) At least, this ending is more logical than Prometheus movie's one.
Its not the same humanoid, it was confirmed by Ridley, they just did it to give an idea how alien was born, like it was seen in the movie there were many other ships and humanoids, so it was probably one that got to "scape" the planet
"Prometheus was punished by the gods for giving the gift of knowledge to man. He was cast into the bowels of the earth and pecked by birds." ~Oracle Turret Reply if you get the reference.
Really, that's just a 'pulp SF/action' movie cliché. No matter what the threat that comes up from behind, ALWAYS keep running away from it, while everyone full well knows that: 1) exploding flames travel a 100x faster 2) a running bear easily overtakes and mangles human 3) even if it's a sleepwalking zombie, NEVER go around it, cut any corners or try to do take some sensible evasive action. Running away is the only thing that crazy humans can do in stupid action movies.
Floating in the prometheus mood and environment is so wonderful. It definitely has its weaknesses, but they don't bother me. It is the best ambience just yum
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I'm not a scientist but I could have sworn standard procedure was to slowly back away from unknown creatures especially freaky looking ones in an abandoned base where you saw a hologram of giants running away from something.
If i see a hologram like that first i run away. second i call reenforcements
YogaFire yeah for top scientists and an advanced android, these guys clearly had no common sense whatsoever.
Even SG-1 Sent a MALP first through every stargate...
@@NoahGooder lol fr
Lol, right?! I don't even think he was some crazy biologist or anything. Also why wouldn't he start cutting it as soon as it grabbed him instead of waiting until his arm was literally snapped in two?
When an HISHE video ending actually makes more sense than the original movie, that's saying something.
+tojiroh Perfectly said.
+tojiroh ikr
Yeah. It is so obvious.
alíen?
It would've been a logical conclusion but that ending would leave you no where to go for the next two films.
Oh, my god.
The after credits scene is TOTALLY How the film Should Have Ended.
yes, sadly enough if I'm not mistaken that was actually intended in an earlier script. Or at least some engineer unintendedly crash landing on LV 426, and having some type of Xeno burts out of him. To make a neatless connection to the original Alien.
Maybe shown in the second prequel.
The whole Engineer story was initially intended to be a trilogy. But Fox forced so many changes (and cuts mostly. Just look at the Blue ray bonus material and deleted scenes) to the original version of Prometheus that it was more confusing than enlighting, making it be disliked so much. And then screw the trilogy idea and completely change the second installment, Covenant, with more Xenos and action, getting rid of Shaw, trying to please fans. Did not work either.... A shame I guess.
Had the producers been bold enough to allow the complete Engineer trilogy to be filmed and continued as originally planned, give it more time, maybe we would have better movies. And more answers most of all.
But even then, still complete different vibe than the rest of the Alien franchise.
the Prometheus school of running away from falling objects
cinemasins joke , love it
thank u
+casey gray Casey gray is not my lover in this scene
+casey gray *ding*
casey gray "and the main characters failed" XD
Part that pissed me off the most was why the hell the woman would run straight while the ship was falling instead of f'ing turning sideways
Exactly exactly exactly
that ending was so retarded
Stryker XL This also brought up a good point I didn't think about then... HOW THE HELL WAS SHE RUNNING WITHIN A HALF AN HOUR OF A HALF DONE C SECTION!
Joshua Skidds Seriously tho, so fakeee.
Stryker XL Because drama.
"The claw!"
That part done it for me XD
+Majestic Javelin i lost it at that part ahahahahaha
Majestic Javelin same I died
That part made me so happy.
Lmao
Liar liar
They never even bothered with Alien Covenant because they knew there was no way of fixing it, even satirically...
The entire movie gets avoided when they stay on mission.
What's so bad about it?
@@mefr1972Everything
@@mefr1972Nothing. People just think being a contrarian makes them cool.
@@borkingborker5567 being contrarian would be saying they enjoy it
Is it just me or do the engineer ships look like giant pretzel things
These ships look more like the fallopian tube with ovaries at ends.
it's probably closer to that sense this franchise absolutely loves its sexual imagery
more like giant croissants
Prometheus had great potential if only the scientists on this very important mission could take their jobs a little more seriously instead of behaving like freshmen having a first week party.
They couldn't get a better geologist than a stoner with a f***-all attitude? The top biologist really had to touch an alien snake looking very aggressive? A person with no higher education would know better than to do something so utterly foolish, especially in an encounter with a lifeform we know absolutely nothing about.
Why was Holloway so disappointed when his precious "engineers" all turned out to be dead? What made him assume they would just all be there alive and well, answering all his questions? I thought scientists never assume anything and always are prepared to have their hypothesis derailed. All they had from the very start was just a very bold guess.
A fine cast, excellent cinematography and top notch production is wasted on a story that could be improved.
Well they obviously didn't _all_ die. There's a planet full of them somewhere else
I remember reading somewhere that the reason why the team seemed like a bunch of amateurs was because they basically were - they weren't the best in their fields, just the only ones stupid enough to accept an offer for a job that they were told nothing about
As for Holloway, I've got no idea - that guy was just an arsehole.
I don't think education have anything to do with it. I am just a high school graduate and I know better. Then again schools just teach knowledge not wisdom.
That's how I felt with Gravity (even though these guys were so much worse), space missions aren't cheap - why send dumbasses?
Kira A
I know what you mean. There got to be some people that are both wise and adventurous.
What annoyed me the MOST in this movie:
The 2 guys gets lost (okay fine), but one of the guys left the group in the first place because he was so scared and nervous...
And then the vagina snake comes creeping out of the black gew, and he's all like "heerre kitty kitty!!!"
WTF THAT THING IS TERRIFYING AND CLEARLY DANGEROUS!! DON'T FUCKING TOUCH IT!!! RUN RUN RUN!
But nope. He just stands there and reaches out to it.
I wanted to throw my drink at the screen and boo. The writing could not have been more mediocre.
Hell Yeah! Vagina Cobra!
I know ! If this was in the future they would have been way more safe and had way more protocols!!
Actually there was supposed to be a scene where the vagina snakes play with the dumbass in a friendly manner. That's why the idiot thoughtthe vagina snakes were cute.They cut the scene off so that scene became a joke
Ben Kim
Even if the vagina snake is playing friendly, YOU DON'T PLAY WITH AN ALIEN VAGINA SNAKE, especially when it's a creature that materialized from a mysterious black muck.
Besides... the guy was presented to us as a coward. Even if the snake was playing friendly, he'd be terrified. The writers were really lazy when it came to character development.
back then i was excited to see Prometheus now its just another retarted movie
"David...make sure you do not say anything offensive to the engineer when he wakes"
"Of course father"
The best alien communication I ever seen.. 😂😂
Engineer: (Wakes Up) “Odinsleep.”
I can already picture how Alien Covenant should have ended.
Captain Oram: "We should go investigate this suspicious planet!"
Daniels: "No, we've done the research and brought the materials to go to this other planet which we know will be a safe place for us and we have to protect these 2,000 colonists."
Captain Oram: "Oh ya, you're right. Let's not go."
The end.
CracyLou I couldn’t agree more!
David: Oh Nuts
This ignores 2 very important facts and thus doesn't work:
1. They received an audio message that was clearly human singing a human earth song.
2. Everyone was terrified to re-enter cryosleep after the movie clearly shows how the first captain burned to death in his cryopod.
@@eddiencstate sometimes things just don't look right, and they probably aren't.
@@eddiencstate if they were rescue ship sure, but this was a colony ship with over 2000 people on board that was already on an important mission.
They should’ve just logged the signal’s location and sent it back to the authorities for a proper investigation instead of just winging it.
Though to be fair, these are the same people who couldn’t be bothered to wear any safety protection despite being on a completely unknown planet with unknown pathogens and wildlife.
And their leader was a guy who literally shoved his head in an alien egg because a creepy android told him to, so I guess they had what was coming to them 😂
Finally, a good explaination of how things got started in "Alien". How could Ridley Scott mess things up so much?
"I'm a prequel!"
LMAO
Made my day xD
+Charzard king01 Welp, here's Jurassic world in a tight littel bow
Conner Fuchs
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Charzard king01 Jurassic World screamed prequel, like screamed it, almost everything in that movie was easily preventable.
There are so many things I love about this. The running and stuff after having a c-section, the not stepping sideways out of the ship's way, the dopey talking alien at the end, and all that. Super funny and perfect.
But I especially like that final scene. Normally you guys just do humor and common-sense sort of stuff, but that ending is literally, really and truly, exactly precisely how the story should have ended. No only would it have been cooler, but it also would have made the overarching story much more continuous. Congratulations guys.
this ending would actually make ALOT more sense lol
Ikr
So if people wanted a "straight up alien prequel", then thats means they basically wanted the engineer at the end to not get out of his ship when it is hit, and instead gets the indigestion thing, and out pops a Queen category Xenomorph, that then burns whole through the ship flaw, into a cavern and spends her days laying a crap load of eggs, then dies??
Sounds simple, sounds neat. But then......
What about that whole stasis field? Would have just happened to lay all those eggs in all those bays? and the Juggernaut ship's computer just auto switched the stasis field on to preserve them? And then, what about what Dallas said when he described the space jockey, "been here a long time, appears to have fossilized."
Now how long does it take for something to "fossilize??"
A lot longer than 30 YEARS I think.
+Raiken Xion it would still make much more sense then the ending we did get
kelly wilson whitehead
But it would not be justifiable to many Alien fans, only the casual ones who want it resolved so they can move safely onto more new Xenos and a near-old Ripley after Aliens, discounting Alien 3 and 4 and dieing to the Xenos properly this time huh.
Evilmike42
lol where did that come from? Im not some Von Daniken fanboy, he sold out as soon as he started making a theme park out of the very things he was exploring.
The ancient astronaut theories fit well with the idea of the "Space Jockey" - and thats John 11:35 - Jesus Wept, you want Leviticus Chapter 22, Verse 3 - For the generations to come, if any of your descendants is ceremonially unclean and yet comes near the sacred offerings (Black goo Urns), that person must be cut off from my presence. I am the Lord."
This is interesting because you hate on me for the missunderstanding that I am some sort of academic science nut, yet I believe the two - religon and evolution may go hand in hand.
You dont need to insult me, but we should explore this together, if you are indeed religous but have a open mind. But if you're simply a science fiction fan, I hope you enjoy Alien: Covenant when it comes out next yr :)
"im pressing every button I can find!" this summarize the entire film pretty well...
damn you,David!😂😂
What annoyed me most about Prometheus? The fact that a little movie called Alien was made 30 years ago for a small budget and is infinitely more psychologically scary and realistic! No sequel!!
*prequel
For gods sake!
wayne morris 3 actually
2:08 Because you went to the Prometheus School of Running Away From Things.
Ding.
I can't believe no one else got this joke.
TrueMegaManiac Everything Wrong with! i love it!
Well played.
TrueMegaManiac i understood that reference
I got it *Ding*
When a HISHE ending is better than the actual ending
Always
2:57 Yep. That really is How It Should Have Ended.
5 years later...Its still priceless work.
Well that ending fits with alien better than the original did
Reillytyne Because they aren't done milking it yet.
Kaleb Bruwer Yeah, but they still could have followed Shaw to the Engineer home world in which some of the questions posed in Prometheus are answered. Not a valid excuse.
I feel like 90% of my anxiety towards this movie would be gone if that was ACTUALLY how it ended
tell me that the dude who says "you put your finger in that drink...," doesn't sound just like Joe Swanson from Family Guy, LOL.
I was thinking the same thing lol
Patrick Warburton did enough great roles for you to know his name.
Patrick who? Never heard of him...
Batman Laughed he does too
you mean Fifield
we need a spin off of Alien Weiner-snake
And a first person Alien Weiner-snake PC game!
Damn that sounds so wrong...
I'm pretty sure there's an Asian version of that, if you search enough.
Prometheus school of running away from things
+LokiHyena *DING*
ChasmaHyena school of ripping-off other people's ideas
I just realized Prometheus is basically Alien vs Predator (2004) without the Alien and the Predator, with a bunch of pseudo scientific gibberish set in the distant future.
Do you have any idea how ridiculous that comment was?
***** "Prometheus is basically Alien vs Predator without the alien and the predator".
***** My thoughts exactly. Bravo!
Well they DO take place in the same universe......
+hunterkiller1440 no Prometheus was done ALOT better
My problems with this movie (in no particular order):
1 - "Hey everyone look! Despite having all of this great technology at our disposal, I found what must be an alien base with my eyes after being here for only 5 minutes!"
2 - "I'm in charge of the maps! Oh no, I'm lost!"
3 - "I'm scared! Hey, look at the cute snake!"
4 - "Don't touch anything! Let's touch everything!"
5 - "I believe because I want to and I don't need to tell you why before you die horribly!"
6 - "I'm an old man who didn't have to act dead but did anyway to surprise the audience even though they won't be surprised!"
7 - "I'm a super intelligent robot who is programmed to think that killing people for the cause of science is perfectly normal and acceptable!"
8 - "I used to be the main character's main squeeze, but now I'm a zombie because...well, this movie needed some!"
9 - "Look everyone! We have a medical unit from the future that only works for men?" (seriously, WTF)
10 - "Oh no, the engineer has been impregnated and a new alien will hatch, on a barren planet....alone....and die. Okay...."
11 - Charlize Theron can not turn left?
12 - Good idea, great cinematography, OK acting, bad plot, worse screen writing (or should that be "worst"? Let me know).
13 - "I know, we should blow something up for no reason! Here, lets use this engineer head! It's perfect! The nerds will talk about how we blew their minds about how engineers look like humans and then literally blew an engineer mind on the screen for years to come! He, he, nerds and fan-boys are so stupid." (producers)
TechTutor It isn't the WORST screen writing because Anakin doesn't like sand.
There is much more to it. Litteraly every 5 minutes of movie has unexcusable mistakes
"The Claaaw!" LOL i actually laughed a that
lol yeah I couldnt get over it for a good minute
Davey Peacock I died then
@@joeytaylor1021 how are you alive then? 🤔
Yes you did
"How am I running with the C-section for a man"
Me: Lots and lots of pain killers
The subtitles were messed up here.
This ending was infinitey more worthy than what we got.
1:30 THE CLAW! ROFL
IKR?
Brandon Coates ok who invited toy story
I cracked up at that. Lolz
This whole movie is run on the android knowing how to do stuff. There's no way he'd know any of that stuff unless humans did first, so they could program him. Sure he could learn, but he just takes one look at unknown alien technology and it just like, "Yep, just like my laptop at home." BS.
Actually they showed a scene where he was studying languages and hieryphics and stuff, pretty sure he explained that to shaw or charlize therons character at some point
I didn't have a problem with that. He could have been very adept at inferring meaning. It's a little unbelievable but not outside the realm of suspension of disbelief.
AI has unprecedented capacity to extrapolate information and learn from it. Tbh, this is the most believable thing in the movie
This movie is visually beautiful, but it's like the script was written by a 5-year old.
Or you just didn't get it.
Get what? The scientists acting like a bunch of dumbasses?
Journeygan Oh, you meant the acting and such. I thought you meant the supposed plotholes.
The problem with Prometheus is that they cut loads out of the final film.
If you look online for deleted scenes (as there are lots of deleted scenes that for some reason are not on the DVD's extras) you can see that the film did actually explain itself quite well (see the scene where Shaw is watching the footage back), and the Engineer even has a whole conversation with David before he kills Weyland + Shaw has a battle with the Engineer before the giant face hugger kills him.
Although Prometheus and Aliens have different directors, they both had the same problem - time constraints. They should have released a directors cut of this film like they did with Aliens to explain the plot a bit better.
I had to read a few wikis and watch the film a couple of times before I got what was happening.
Klatch Six I think it was pretty good.
Its hard to believe it's already been 7 years. Thanks for the memories guys.
For real. That's totally how it should have ended.
Ridley Scott has stated that they will need TWO MORE movies to link it back to the original alien film.... Thank you HISHE for doing in twelve seconds what Scott wants to do in four hours.
Stephen Smith srsly i don't want "this" to connect anywhere
I fu*king lost it at "the claw". lmfao
IronBerserk rotflmfao
Pretty concerning when a How it Should Have Ended video has an ending that isn't just a joke scene but is literally how the film should have ended.
I can't believe Prometheus is 12 years ago. God damn I am old.
I love how HISHE can make videos more relevant than the original movies
0:05 - ... we are "scientists" ...
1:57 As a certain TH-cam would say: *The Prometheus School of Running Away from Things*
Who else saw this most likely because of Alien: Romulus on their feed and is shocked that this movie is 12 years old?!
0:45
PATRICK WARBURTON?
IS THAT YOU?
I was thinking the same thing
Me too
He would have improved this movie by far, even if he did nothing but stay on the ship & sip scotch.
yes! space Jockey chestburster ending would be perfect. maybe in Prometheus 4
ziljin that should be Alien
Who's here after Romulus...& who's also here and still has a soft spot for Prometheus
To be honest, the best thing about the whole prometheus movie is this funny clip.
Well done
I think I pissed myself when I saw THE CLAW!!!!!!!!!!!
"why are we running into the shadow of this falling ship??" my question always
Love seeing these pop up every time a new movie is made within that franchise.
.....wait already 12 years.... Nooo am not old!!!?
"The claw!!"...*classic*.
Wait, Prometheus is 12 YEARS OLD ALREADY?! ...omfg...
Was contemplating life for a minute when I read that. 😂
This was the most incredible, mild, sort of, so so thing I've seen in months.
"David make sure you don't say anything offensive to the engenirre when he awakes"
"Of course father"
10 seconds later
"Your mother thinks alien vs predator is better"
It's always killing me
"You are the worst team of scientist ever!" So true.
The crew of the Covenant: watch this.
THE CLAW....
Omg Lmfao
that was funny
The claw! THAT WAS HILARIOUS!! 🤣😂
The claw bit was fucking hilarious
Yeah @ 2:41 is how it really should had ended as described in the first alien film then that would explain the distress signal at lv 426 seeing the giant humanoid skeleton with big fucking hole in its chest.
Maybe it could have been an another ship.
@@TigerWing141 yeah it could have been maybe from the same civilization.
@@AntonDasBomb exactly
LOL! Did the Architect say 'Oden sleep' as he was waking up? HA!
1:42-1:44 I think so, if you listen closely.
01:27 Just about fell over laughing when this hit the screen.
I actually Liked The film
Lol I love the Toy Story reference
christopher davis the clawwww
THE CLAAAAAAAAW!
The Claw!!!!! Haha best part ever
The end scene was the best one. Great work :D
I liked Alien vs. Predator
It's kind of a B, B+ movie, but it's pretty decent, yeah. I also enjoyed it.
simontheewok yeah the sequel was weak tho :(
badsaddamdotnet AVP1 was a good movie. AVPR was a horrible trainwreck.
made for kids, ruined the franchise. like freddu kruger.
u don't say, predators kicking the butts of alien on the big screen was like a dream come true for me, if anyone one of those came before me I would literally piss my pants ^o^
The Claawwwwww!
Your IQ can be measured by how angry watching this movie made you. The angrier - the smarter. I loved every second of it because just like the crew members of Prometheus i was born without brain.
😶👍
"I'M PRESSING EVERY BUTTON I CAN FIND" - Literally what he does in the movie xD
Prometheus engineer wakes up Odinsleep:D 1:42
Let's be completely honest, everybody liked Alien vs Predator.
Only for the fight scenes. The fans wanted Colonial Marines vs Aliens, not this boring cross-over plot. It ruined the suspense, horror, and originality that Alien/Aliens is famous for.
Jokairou Kaminari
No it didn't. Alien vs Predator was no worse of a movie than Alien 2 which was probably the best Alien movie in the franchise.
Cody Austin Alien 2 was called Aliens, but yeah, I guess AVP was lower quality, still cool.
*****
It's the same concept is what I'm getting at. Instead having a bunch of Space Marines fighting the Aliens we see the Predator monsters duke it with the Aliens. Really there isn't much difference in concept between the two movies.
Cody Austin :( I thought Aliens was pretty good. Alien3 was kinda just horror though.
Most of these are mostly humorous, but that ending really was a missed opportunity...
When this is blooper with the Ice age characters as humans
Manny-Charlie Holloway
Sid-Rafe Millburn
Diego-Sean Fifield
Buck Wild-David
Granny-Weyland
Ellie-Elizabeth Shaw
Brooke-Kate Ford
Shira-Meredith Vickers
1:18 is that Joe's voice from Family Guy?
Sure sounded like it to me at first...
And yes that's Patrick Warburton the voice of joe
Mccallish M I don't think that sounded like Patrick. Voice credits were shown and his name was not there.
Guitarfollower22 i believe it was brock baker. he does a lot of celebrity impressions on his channel
It said it was Brock baker my bad
"WE ARE EXPLORERS!"
''I am pressing every button, i can find!''
Straight Busta!
''I am pressing every button, i can find!''
"It may look like I am, but Im actually pressing specific buttons that I have worked out and learned through my cognitive memory, afterall we robots do learn and pick up on things a heck of alot quicker than you humans".
2:09 Because they were surrounded by falling debris and their only protection was running under the ship, which you didn't animate.
"The clawwww" I'm fucking dying here 🤣🤣🤣
Well - I Liked the movie. I think honestly that it was great and even though Scott may or may not have said that it wasent a prequel to Alien, I think it was an atempt to make a movie more like the first alien movie and break the chain of "BIG-EXPLOTION-FIGTHING-ALIENvsPREDATOR" movies, which is IMHO going in the direction of bieng a little cheesy. I LOVE the first Alien movie to death and there for welcome this movie and form my own opinion which is that it is a testamony to the original and great Alien movie.
Happy weekend to ya all :D
In the original Alien of Ridley Scott, the huge humanoid Alien dead with a hole on the chest is found sat on the commandment post, so we can suppose the alien opened his stomach and killed him at the same place. But in prometheus he dies on the floor of the human ship, far of his one. How is it possible he woke up and walked back to it with a hole like this in the body ? ( the alien leaving out of him is pretty big )
At least, this ending is more logical than Prometheus movie's one.
Its not the same humanoid, it was confirmed by Ridley, they just did it to give an idea how alien was born, like it was seen in the movie there were many other ships and humanoids, so it was probably one that got to "scape" the planet
whats funny is that this isn't any different than the movie. the movie was ridiculous enough to be its own parody video.
Yeah, the problem is, it's a little bit too long for a parody :)
Alien: Covenant gives the sketch at 1:35 a whole new meaning. :D
At 2:32 I agree with that ending!
I think the ship on lv 426 was already there but who know what covenant’s sequel has.
"Prometheus was punished by the gods for giving the gift of knowledge to man. He was cast into the bowels of the earth and pecked by birds." ~Oracle Turret
Reply if you get the reference.
Yup
Can u explain
If I were the ppl in the ending, I would run SIDEWAYS
Nathan Chenov
Scientific fact right there
Really, that's just a 'pulp SF/action' movie cliché. No matter what the threat that comes up from behind, ALWAYS keep running away from it, while everyone full well knows that: 1) exploding flames travel a 100x faster 2) a running bear easily overtakes and mangles human 3) even if it's a sleepwalking zombie, NEVER go around it, cut any corners or try to do take some sensible evasive action. Running away is the only thing that crazy humans can do in stupid action movies.
Soooooo much better! Can you please re-do all three Prequels to Star Wars?
"Im a Prequel"
"I am Groot"
"Im a Prequel"
"I am Groot"
"Im a Prequel"
"I am Groot"
i am drunk\
I'm BATMAN!
Alien 3 and even Resurrection were WAY BETTER than whatever Prometheus or Covenant were
This is an Alien prequel but for the way it started, we now need a pre-prequel. How did the engineers end up on LV-223 and how did they die?
Yeah I think that would make for a far more interesting movie.
The wiener snake at the end thanking us viewing was the best part.
Why he calling it a Wiener Snake? Its clearly a V*gina lol
they wanted a alien that was both a penis and a vagina.
joe kickass and it could easily go f^@% itself, just like the movie.
Lol.
-psssh, It's both-
Fëanor ฟ
Makes sense.
SERIOUSLY SHOULD HAVE ENDED THE MOVIE LIKE THEY DID AT THE END OF THIS DAMN CLIP UGGGGGHHH
Floating in the prometheus mood and environment is so wonderful. It definitely has its weaknesses, but they don't bother me. It is the best ambience just yum
i lost it at "it's an alien wiener snake"
me to and I am a man XD
lol its funnier after i actually saw the movie xD
Wasn't it how it really ends?
OMG!!!.......THAT'S THE FINAL I WAS SPECTING!....THANKS!!!