As he spends tremendous amounts of money on a gatcha game, can't live without doordash and LITERALLY has his life centered around the internet. The irony is too strong.
Doesn't have time to do this stuff off stream but has time to argue with people on Twitter at 3am. Literally needs his hand held for every single thing he does.
At some point you'd expect him to realize that when he struggles using literally any and every product that he might be the problem. But his ego is just too big. He did everything correct and it's actually everyone else who is a dunce. ACK ACK.
@@wheresthegrillcheeseThis. When he used to take feedback via the suggestion box, people asked him to make the podcast significantly shorter as a response to him complaining about how he didn’t have time to spend with his wife or finish games. He shot it down every time.
@@botmushin8878why don't you solve the problem about dark matter and how particles communicate instantaneously despite the space between them? Since you're so smart
The number of times he mentions “being around for 16 years” yet most of what he’s learned that was positive (or vaguely so) was within the past like 5. He just wants to sound like being old = experience yet won’t give the same to Craig or RTU for simply existing on YT for a long time
Ive been cooking since I graduated in 08'. If I walked into a job after 17 years of experience and acted even remotely like this.... I'd be walked out of the restaurant.
@@Exmachinagammalet's be real. Phil is old. Doesn't understand the basics of a computer even though he lied and claimed in the past he knows how to build PCs
Caveman discover fire Caveman scared of of fire Caveman rage quit fire for 16yrs Caveman comes back to fire it's tired of eating raw food......still doesn't understand fire
Huh? What’s a wheel? What do you mean I can attach these wheels to this box and push it to move stuff?? Why would I do that when I can just pick it up and move it myself? Why would I go through all that extra work? Ack ack ack Snort
Have pity on him. He wouldn't even install windows 10 when it was free because it would take time away from begging for money so he stuck with windows 8 for like 10 damn years.
@@Anarchist86edit takes like less than 15 minutes. Also why not just install it when he isn't streaming. It boggles my mind that Phil has to do everything while streaming.
The irony is, Phil is at his most entertaining when shit starts going wrong, and since his chat handholds him through games, we can only get these moments with technology. I kind of miss the old days where he'd just be stuck on menus for half an hour with no clue what to do and getting furious.
This. I stopped being able to watch him once he started streaming. His Dark Souls 1 and Half Life crouch jump fail are still some of the funniest things I've seen. 😂
@@MrMimicMonsterI like to imagine that they’re attention starved introverts who don’t get seen as much in larger streams but since Piggy streams to 300 people max, their contributions and chats hold more weight. Literal kings of small hills
You even get them in IRL streams with 80+ trailer trash viewers, they donate money because their lives only have meaning in the chat of the niche streamer theyve clung to. They infight with eachother as well especially if they have a wrench. Its likely an evolving field of psychological study for the future.
He both wants to be seen as an OG nerd but then when things are smarter than he is, he wants to try to use nerd as an insult like he's a football player high school Chad. In the end, the only thing he actually is will always be the helmet wearing special needs kid with the rest of the special needs class following behind him holding onto each other's belt loops.
I think a combination of both. But it's mostly his "book smarts vs street smarts" bullshit he keeps harping on. He likes to think that his "common sense street smarts" are how everything should be done. He doesn't realize that there are very good reasons for all the issues he runs into, and it's because he's too stupid or stubborn to learn the tools. And he thinks that his dented way of managing things is the way every average person expects it to work.
Clearly this is caused by incorrect installation of his mic arm. He hates technology? His entire business requires knowledge & familiarity with it. Maybe he should revisit that Burger King employment idea.
He'll just turn around and say he loves doing what he does even though he cries like a toddler every day. Pathetic. As long as he's raking in some sort of money from some shmuck he LOVES tech.
Un-freaking-real is what it is. Dood could've looked up dood's problem and found a solution online, but decided to be dood's normal lazy self and make it dood's chat responsibility like they are employees or something. Dood is literally useless. I say "dood" because dood is nowhere close to being a "man".
This ^. Instead of just taking two minutes to do a Google search and find a solution he'd rather crash out and show his ass live on stream. This dood has zero problem-solving skills, none. And to make it worse he throws a childish tantrum and abuses the people he depends on to live his "soft girl" cushy lifestyle.
It's the same with everything, he uses words he thinks make him sound smart. He isn't smart. He's intelligent. Phil doesn't have trolls. He has detractors. Phil isn't a streamer. He's a content creator.
You can learn a lot about the darkness and worst tendencies of humanity from watching him. And if you just do everything the opposite of him for most of your life, you'll probably end up a pretty decent and well-functioning person in the end.
This dude is the epitome of a boomer. Lashes out when he can’t fix something instead of googling a solution. Wants his handheld to fix the issue. How does he get dressed in the morning without chat helping him…
I think it proves that DSP can't handle being wrong. Like he has massive psychological issues regarding being wrong about something. He'd rather look an absolute fool coping that he's right htan be t odl he's wrong and go "oh my bad" and everyone moves on.
this wouldn't have happened if he was an entertaining streamer playing marvel rivals but he had to wage quit and make a stream of shit he could do offline, phil is literally the an anti-streamer.
Phil's hammer to flowers analogy is so incorrect. You don't need the leaderboard to stream, you could've just focused on the mods. This is like you got to work, started hammering a nail, and then you saw your left sock was the wrong color so you decided to stop working for the day until you went home to get the right sock.
It's his hoof and it perfectly highlights his hairline these days. The thing is I still remember him raging for 5 minutes when someone suggested the receding hairline preset on Saints Row character creator LOL Also remember, this is a 16 year professional who just in the last week was boasting about how efficient his "studio and office space" setup is with a load of pictures.
He needs to learn to look things up himself and not have other people always hold his hand in everything. The reason he never learns is because there's always another puppet he can look to, to fix his problems.
Exchange about OBS I found in under thirty seconds; "When I add the text, the text size changes and remains centered in the box as I change the text. I am trying to add a new text box with the same properties, but it is not performing in the same way that I need it to." "May be it's probably the transform you're searching. Right-click the source > Transform > Edit Transform." I also found a solution that says to enable "wrap", although that's from 2021 and the above is from 2024. I don't know if these are his solutions but it baffles me that I have clearer problem solving skills then Phil. I am not a tech person, I never touched OBS in my life, and I have issues figuring out how to start large tasks. Yet I am very confidant I could create his stream scenes with centered text faster then A MAN WHOSE LIVESTREAMED FOR 10+ YEARS.
My brain stalled a little hearing it. It's more like instead of holding the nail in place, this regard lets go and complains that he keeps hitting his hand with the hammer.
DSP, as he stands in front of an oven billowing black smoke: "How did dinner burn? Not me! Not my fault! I did nothing wrong!" "The stupid engineers built the oven wrong!"
Im glad i stopped watching him often. He is just so infuriating to watch because hes such a disrespectful person and doesnt realize it. Calling the people who do hard work for him to use these programs and calling them dumb when theyre ironically much more smarter.
It’s hilarious that he gets upset at his viewers saying “nobody knows how to fix this” because they don’t know how to fix his problem for him instantly. Lmao nobody owes him anything!
It's such an incredible thing to feel entitled to your viewers fixing your streaming-specific issues for you. In what world is that kind of behaviour sane?
Much like his mic arm setup. A quick google search could fix the issue. Instead he relies on chat for solutions then insults them. Boggles the mind why anyone would sit through this. What a buffoon.
Oh I realized what he did and I am taking great joy in him never figuring this out. There is going to be a few more things he is going to realize he fucked. Also for everyone wondering, he absolutely clicked something
That made me laugh so hard when he made that claim. The guy has no idea what a ddos is or how it works, but that is not surprising after seeing how he can't even operate a basic computer. My boomer dad has more tech proficiency than dsp and he still does the two finger peck typing.
Just a reminder that this guy wouldn't rearrange his inefficient office space because he thought putting his PC near the AC would cause it to literally freeze up and not work
Here's a food analogy in honor of Phil. Imagine going into McDonalds and the manager is freaking out because he can't get the food menus to display properly. Instead of knowing how to run his own business, he's screaming and throwing a tantrum and asking every customer for assistance and when someone gives advice that doesn't work, he insults them. Phil wants to act like he runs a business and his "supporters" are his customers, but he also wants to treat them like employees who should be assisting him with running his "business". Phil needs to get a real job.
All that screaming is just for show, guise. He is playing a character like he was 15 years ago because edgy humor was hot. Except he "stopped" playing that character because he matured, from a 25 year old man into a 40 year old man. But he is really chill, those are chill screams and chill ravings. Not angry at all.
16 years. 16 years as a mature business owner, who is successful by the way, can't figure out how to auto center his leaderboard text. If he had to get a real job to eat, he'd starve.
Why does he always do this shit on stream? He should be doing all the technical stuff on his own time or during pre stream at least. A successful youtube entertainer ladies and Dents
Because the dents are the only ones who can solve the problems he creates. If he did it on his own, nothing would ever get done. He would just show up on camera and be like, "we can't play a game today, my computer won't turn on. I don't know what happened. I did nothing wrong! I unplugged it from the wall and it won't turn on. But it is what it is I guess? Oh, I just got a generous $600 tip from iron chef sekai!"
That’s our DSP… Zero-to-complete panic within twelve seconds. Handling middling technical issues with dignity and composure. I also love his Tucker Carlson-style “What is going on????” impression.
He doesn't do this shit off stream because his ego: 1. Won't allow him to watch a tutorial from another creator (competition) 2. Loves having minions to boss around
He's a unique "human" individual. Guess he doesn't know phrases like "don't mess with what you don't understand" and "don't try to fix what isn't broken"
Really is a mark of dsp quality that during his cringe joker laugh almost all of it was cut off by the filters thank god for them I didn’t want to hear his fake ass laugh
DSP is so lazy he won't even learn how to do his pretend job.
“I hate technology” says the guy who relies on apps like doordash to stay alive
And the internet to panhandle for a living.
and has RGB on everything now
You can order gin through DoorDash too dood.
As he spends tremendous amounts of money on a gatcha game, can't live without doordash and LITERALLY has his life centered around the internet.
The irony is too strong.
Doesn't have time to do this stuff off stream but has time to argue with people on Twitter at 3am. Literally needs his hand held for every single thing he does.
THE ROOT OF THE WORD
At some point you'd expect him to realize that when he struggles using literally any and every product that he might be the problem. But his ego is just too big. He did everything correct and it's actually everyone else who is a dunce. ACK ACK.
He does it to kill time on his stream. If you haven't noticed Phil is a professional procrastinator when it comes to gaming
@@wheresthegrillcheeseThis. When he used to take feedback via the suggestion box, people asked him to make the podcast significantly shorter as a response to him complaining about how he didn’t have time to spend with his wife or finish games. He shot it down every time.
@@wheresthegrillcheeseany excuse to not actually play games on a gaming channel
This is what “street smart” looks like.
these are "gin brain 🧠 hermit box fort smarts"
He wouldn’t last a minute in the streetz… 😂
Using the words “dumb nerd who programmed it” in that exact order is insane lol
Who will win?: Dumb nerd or smart idiot?
As a “dumb nerd” who writes computer programs for a living, DSP’s bottomless stupidity makes me want to throw shit across the room.
Einstein was a big old nerd idiot because I have 0 idea wtf he's talking about! What a MORAHN!
@@BattleBro77 I mean he was.
@@botmushin8878why don't you solve the problem about dark matter and how particles communicate instantaneously despite the space between them? Since you're so smart
holy hell what a boomer
'i deleted this and then re-added it but all the settings are gone now' yes phil that is how that works
no you're wrong it's THE SAME TEXT but it's colored differently and formatted differently and on different screens AND THE SAME
His lack of curiosity in fiddling with his equipment in order to know how it works will always be his downfall.
Ahahaha right?? You can't even make up Phil's level of stupidity😂
Probably doesn't save any presets on his stuff lmao
@@NervousNoodles Well, as we all know: Lack of curiosity is a sign of great intelligence.
"16 year professional" ladies and gentlemen
To be fair, he is a professional beggar so he's not completely wrong.
@@ashleybrooke2087😂
He is a professional when it comes to talking to 16 year olds, even moved one in with him far away from her family when she was old enough.
The number of times he mentions “being around for 16 years” yet most of what he’s learned that was positive (or vaguely so) was within the past like 5. He just wants to sound like being old = experience yet won’t give the same to Craig or RTU for simply existing on YT for a long time
Ive been cooking since I graduated in 08'. If I walked into a job after 17 years of experience and acted even remotely like this.... I'd be walked out of the restaurant.
Imagine calling the people who made the free program you use to run your stream "dumb nerds"
They don't posess Phil's street smarts ☝️🤓
Dude doesn’t appreciate anything. He’s a spoiled child who’s been given everything and never earned a thing.
Ironically calling them dumb nerds is funny. Unironically doing it pathetic
not to mention he runs his "business" on it and won't bother to support it or learn it.
if i was in charge of OBS id charge phil and only phil.
Another fucking Dark Souls playthrough because the last 9 were sooooooo much fun with him cheesing every encounter with builds he saw online.
Now, with mods, assuming he installs them correctly(he won't install them right)🤣
@Exmachinagamma wow its like a new game dood (Phil not knowing his mods didn't install right)
@@Exmachinagammalet's be real. Phil is old. Doesn't understand the basics of a computer even though he lied and claimed in the past he knows how to build PCs
@@wheresthegrillcheese yup
@@Exmachinagamma plus all these mods are just graphics stuff it changes absolutely nothing to the gameplay lol
🐷: "OBS doesnt work!"
OBS: "And neither do you, Phil."
He takes even the slightest inconvenience as a personal attack on his life. I've never seen someone complain so much about anything and everything.
This “blue collar” worker doesn’t know how to use his own tools 😂
But does Khet know how to use his tool, because she definitely knows how to use Tyrone's tool🤣
Caveman discover fire
Caveman scared of of fire
Caveman rage quit fire for 16yrs
Caveman comes back to fire it's tired of eating raw food......still doesn't understand fire
“Me left camera on? Me left camera on whole time huh?”
Me do no thing wrong, me do it all good
"Fire sucks! It's stupid."
@@darrenmuse *Keeps on putting Hand into the Fire repeatedly* "THIS SUCKS DOOD"
It's a shame I can only thumbs up this comment once, that was golden LOLOFL
"Technology is a fucking joke" Imagine bro in 4000 bc seeing the wheel
He'd be too dumb to use anything back then too 😂
Bruh 😂
Huh? What’s a wheel?
What do you mean I can attach these wheels to this box and push it to move stuff??
Why would I do that when I can just pick it up and move it myself? Why would I go through all that extra work?
Ack ack ack
Snort
Phil has the mental capacity of a caveman so that makes sense
He'll complain that he's unable to make it move forward while it's laying horizontal
Just listen how angry he gets the longer he messes around with it lol
hes a manchild
Go easy on Phil, guys. He's only been doing this for 16 years. 🤣
Have pity on him. He wouldn't even install windows 10 when it was free because it would take time away from begging for money so he stuck with windows 8 for like 10 damn years.
@@Anarchist86edit takes like less than 15 minutes. Also why not just install it when he isn't streaming. It boggles my mind that Phil has to do everything while streaming.
@@wheresthegrillcheese When he's not streaming he's getting drunk and playing WWE champions. Then he eventually stumbles off to bed.
Putting this on the top 10 worst moments of 2025, lmao. Not even a week in too.
A betting man I see
Not even 24 hours in.
Phil makes it soooooo easy for detractors to make content on him.
Dark souls is so difficult it's fucking up his setup even before the game begins.
HAHAHAHHAA
The irony is, Phil is at his most entertaining when shit starts going wrong, and since his chat handholds him through games, we can only get these moments with technology. I kind of miss the old days where he'd just be stuck on menus for half an hour with no clue what to do and getting furious.
This. I stopped being able to watch him once he started streaming. His Dark Souls 1 and Half Life crouch jump fail are still some of the funniest things I've seen. 😂
Crazy how much he talks about street smarts vs book smarts when he's clearly neither 😂
why do his actual supporters deal with him treating them like that? do they realize normal streamers don't act like this?
Some people get a sick enjoyment out of being put down, snorted at and treated like trash
he only has 2 actual supporters, everyone else is kinda just around or detractors
Could you even imagine the dents in normal people's streams?
@@MrMimicMonsterI like to imagine that they’re attention starved introverts who don’t get seen as much in larger streams but since Piggy streams to 300 people max, their contributions and chats hold more weight. Literal kings of small hills
You even get them in IRL streams with 80+ trailer trash viewers, they donate money because their lives only have meaning in the chat of the niche streamer theyve clung to. They infight with eachother as well especially if they have a wrench. Its likely an evolving field of psychological study for the future.
What is with him calling people nerds now? Is that a new Kino thing? Or is this some childhood trauma he suffered and this is his “Get back”?
He both wants to be seen as an OG nerd but then when things are smarter than he is, he wants to try to use nerd as an insult like he's a football player high school Chad. In the end, the only thing he actually is will always be the helmet wearing special needs kid with the rest of the special needs class following behind him holding onto each other's belt loops.
I think a combination of both. But it's mostly his "book smarts vs street smarts" bullshit he keeps harping on. He likes to think that his "common sense street smarts" are how everything should be done. He doesn't realize that there are very good reasons for all the issues he runs into, and it's because he's too stupid or stubborn to learn the tools. And he thinks that his dented way of managing things is the way every average person expects it to work.
Phil believes, in his usual delusional way, that he used to be some kind of super jacked gym bro jock
My favorite is when he went on a whole rant about sex in BG3 and said it was written by “horny nerds”
Clearly this is caused by incorrect installation of his mic arm.
He hates technology? His entire business requires knowledge & familiarity with it. Maybe he should revisit that Burger King employment idea.
He'll just turn around and say he loves doing what he does even though he cries like a toddler every day. Pathetic. As long as he's raking in some sort of money from some shmuck he LOVES tech.
Exactly. He sits in front of a computer as much as most software engineers and cant manage obs plugins.
He never bothered to understand anything about the technology he uses.
Why does he tries to sound smart using the word "code" for everything while crying for help for the simplest sht
Un-freaking-real is what it is. Dood could've looked up dood's problem and found a solution online, but decided to be dood's normal lazy self and make it dood's chat responsibility like they are employees or something. Dood is literally useless. I say "dood" because dood is nowhere close to being a "man".
2014
He used to build PCs, troll
This ^. Instead of just taking two minutes to do a Google search and find a solution he'd rather crash out and show his ass live on stream. This dood has zero problem-solving skills, none. And to make it worse he throws a childish tantrum and abuses the people he depends on to live his "soft girl" cushy lifestyle.
It's the same with everything, he uses words he thinks make him sound smart.
He isn't smart. He's intelligent.
Phil doesn't have trolls. He has detractors.
Phil isn't a streamer. He's a content creator.
I have known of this guy for a long time but never went down the rabbit hole. PLEASE SAVE ME FROM THE VOID. I dared to gaze.
You can learn a lot about the darkness and worst tendencies of humanity from watching him. And if you just do everything the opposite of him for most of your life, you'll probably end up a pretty decent and well-functioning person in the end.
It's a weird fascination. Watching this man fail so often and so badly.
I’m in the same boat I’ve known of him for years. A month ago I gazed into the Burnell train wreck and I haven’t been able to look away since.
It's like watching a trainwreck in slomotion that lasts 16 years. Reminds me of that steamroller scene from Austin Powers.
@@mihauinfamous most accurate visual description of the snortex I've ever read
4:07
Superchat Commenter: ... and someone with your experience should already know this.
DSP: I don't know what you're talking about!
😂😂😂
Mocks and insults his dents for getting anything wrong, yet he screws it up repeatedly and that's never his fault.
It's genuinely impressive how incompetent the guy is.
Agreed 👏🏼✌🏼
You know he has fallen for alt+F4
And deleting the System32 folder.
This dude is the epitome of a boomer. Lashes out when he can’t fix something instead of googling a solution. Wants his handheld to fix the issue. How does he get dressed in the morning without chat helping him…
@@aceacerson2252let me guess a redditor too? said the same "google is your friend" i get downvoted to oblivion 😂
Last time he had mental freedom was before watching that Wolverine figure 😢
Why ask for help if he's just gonna insult everyone like he's smarter. If you were smarter, you wouldn't be asking for help. He needs to go away.
I think it proves that DSP can't handle being wrong. Like he has massive psychological issues regarding being wrong about something. He'd rather look an absolute fool coping that he's right htan be t odl he's wrong and go "oh my bad" and everyone moves on.
PEHRmanently
now THIS is how a professional runs his business and conducts himself In front of his customers.
Can you imagine this guy trying to put a Whopper together?
I've seen him to try and eat ramen with a spoon. A whopper would break his mind
Bahahaha! Whatever dent that roped him into trying Nexus Modding deserves a fuckin’ award.
Comedy gold.
And he paid for it, even though he had no reason to.
@@CaptainCanuck1975To be fair that's how I picture most people who pays for Nexus premium 😂
This dude has been using OBS for how long? Lock the damn scene.
this wouldn't have happened if he was an entertaining streamer playing marvel rivals but he had to wage quit and make a stream of shit he could do offline, phil is literally the an anti-streamer.
Instead of the anti Christ we got the anti streamer 😂
"I didn't do anything" You're literally the only person in that room, Phil.... Jesus Christ 🙄
Are you trying to say his son doesn’t count?
"OBS DID THAT, LOOK!"
Phil's hammer to flowers analogy is so incorrect. You don't need the leaderboard to stream, you could've just focused on the mods. This is like you got to work, started hammering a nail, and then you saw your left sock was the wrong color so you decided to stop working for the day until you went home to get the right sock.
New setup with the hilarious hover hand and terrible green screen. Also sitting completely sideways while playing 😂
Everyone knows the ideal set up is 90 degrees keyboard in front of a tv
The professor x setup is not a good look for Philbert
It's his hoof and it perfectly highlights his hairline these days. The thing is I still remember him raging for 5 minutes when someone suggested the receding hairline preset on Saints Row character creator LOL
Also remember, this is a 16 year professional who just in the last week was boasting about how efficient his "studio and office space" setup is with a load of pictures.
Its an AI screen which is even worse than Green Screen 😂
Scary to think how he talks to his wife.
As they say, in friendly wrestling, wins who's heaviest. She could send him packing with one meaty slap
No way. I bet she'd slap that shit down immediately. 😆
He needs to learn to look things up himself and not have other people always hold his hand in everything. The reason he never learns is because there's always another puppet he can look to, to fix his problems.
Exchange about OBS I found in under thirty seconds;
"When I add the text, the text size changes and remains centered in the box as I change the text. I am trying to add a new text box with the same properties, but it is not performing in the same way that I need it to."
"May be it's probably the transform you're searching. Right-click the source > Transform > Edit Transform."
I also found a solution that says to enable "wrap", although that's from 2021 and the above is from 2024.
I don't know if these are his solutions but it baffles me that I have clearer problem solving skills then Phil. I am not a tech person, I never touched OBS in my life, and I have issues figuring out how to start large tasks. Yet I am very confidant I could create his stream scenes with centered text faster then A MAN WHOSE LIVESTREAMED FOR 10+ YEARS.
And their not even close half the time
Control+Z is a hell of a shortcut. It even works in OBS! Phil is such a joke. "Professional" streamer. "Book smarts vs street smarts"
He drugged his motherboard,errrrr. My good lord,this man NEVER takes responsibility for his own actions..such a horrible man.
This type of dude is the reason all new Uis look like childrens toys
His new mic is really bad
*leans in*
BANNED
He didn’t set it up correctly.
It is actually really good. The problem exists between chair and keyboard here :D
It's a great mic. He messed with the settings and never listened to how he sounded. Just went off what chat was saying.
He has to feel like a big time streamer and keep "upgrading" things. His old mic sounded better lol
The hammer analogy might be the most painfully regarded one yet
My brain stalled a little hearing it. It's more like instead of holding the nail in place, this regard lets go and complains that he keeps hitting his hand with the hammer.
In Amity we say 'taaded :p
The mic cutting out his joker laugh was the cherry on top
Spent all that money for nothing.
DSP, as he stands in front of an oven billowing black smoke:
"How did dinner burn? Not me! Not my fault! I did nothing wrong!"
"The stupid engineers built the oven wrong!"
Im glad i stopped watching him often. He is just so infuriating to watch because hes such a disrespectful person and doesnt realize it. Calling the people who do hard work for him to use these programs and calling them dumb when theyre ironically much more smarter.
Keep in mind he is struggling with the primary tool of his (supposed) job. Such fantastic businessman.
It’s hilarious that he gets upset at his viewers saying “nobody knows how to fix this” because they don’t know how to fix his problem for him instantly. Lmao nobody owes him anything!
It's such an incredible thing to feel entitled to your viewers fixing your streaming-specific issues for you. In what world is that kind of behaviour sane?
Much like his mic arm setup. A quick google search could fix the issue. Instead he relies on chat for solutions then insults them. Boggles the mind why anyone would sit through this. What a buffoon.
Irony of ironies. Man who makes a living playing games badly insulting other people for being "nerds".
"I'm not a nerd! Nerds are smart..."
Oh I realized what he did and I am taking great joy in him never figuring this out. There is going to be a few more things he is going to realize he fucked. Also for everyone wondering, he absolutely clicked something
The dinosaur of the internet🦖
Just a reminder that this guy thought his isp was ddosing him lol.
That made me laugh so hard when he made that claim. The guy has no idea what a ddos is or how it works, but that is not surprising after seeing how he can't even operate a basic computer. My boomer dad has more tech proficiency than dsp and he still does the two finger peck typing.
Just a reminder that this guy wouldn't rearrange his inefficient office space because he thought putting his PC near the AC would cause it to literally freeze up and not work
THEY D-D-O-S ATTACKED ME GUISE
Guys, he worked at Best Buy, he knows all about computers. *snorts*
He just does not understand the tools he "works" with whatsoever.
His perfect little home life has gone to shit and this is how he copes. It's actually sad, and DSP deserves no sympathy.
Here's a food analogy in honor of Phil. Imagine going into McDonalds and the manager is freaking out because he can't get the food menus to display properly. Instead of knowing how to run his own business, he's screaming and throwing a tantrum and asking every customer for assistance and when someone gives advice that doesn't work, he insults them. Phil wants to act like he runs a business and his "supporters" are his customers, but he also wants to treat them like employees who should be assisting him with running his "business". Phil needs to get a real job.
All that screaming is just for show, guise. He is playing a character like he was 15 years ago because edgy humor was hot. Except he "stopped" playing that character because he matured, from a 25 year old man into a 40 year old man. But he is really chill, those are chill screams and chill ravings. Not angry at all.
The sandwich shop customers now have to make their own sandwiches
For anyone else this would be fairly simple.
For Phil this is The Dark Souls of Modding. 😎
Return of the 🐐 intro
It's like that scene in Zoolander. "DSP, the files are IN the computer"
LMFAO. I haven't actually laughed out loud in a while, but that robot laughing got me 😆😆
Same lol
I've known about DSP since his very first playthroughs back in the day. It's time for the yearly check-up to see how delusional he still is.
I feel like most of his support comes from people who love to troll him but can't live without him.
ICS and OIC's lives would collapse without Phil.
16 years. 16 years as a mature business owner, who is successful by the way, can't figure out how to auto center his leaderboard text. If he had to get a real job to eat, he'd starve.
Why does he always do this shit on stream? He should be doing all the technical stuff on his own time or during pre stream at least.
A successful youtube entertainer ladies and Dents
Again, vely presumptuous to assume he has a female audience
unironically this is the best content DSP put in a long time
Why doesn’t he do this offline? Idk a stream that would willingly show the troubleshoots. Now it really looks like he’s incompetent with his own work
Because the dents are the only ones who can solve the problems he creates. If he did it on his own, nothing would ever get done. He would just show up on camera and be like, "we can't play a game today, my computer won't turn on. I don't know what happened. I did nothing wrong! I unplugged it from the wall and it won't turn on. But it is what it is I guess? Oh, I just got a generous $600 tip from iron chef sekai!"
I'll never not enjoy seeing Phil sperg out because he doesn't know how to attack or diagnose computer problems without throwing a hissy fit.
His voice is way too...high for legit complaining. :/
The 16 year self proclaimed professional streamer can’t even work OBS correctly
The fans didn't want another Dark Souls.
Phil wanted Dark Souls With Mods.
OBS didn't want Dark Souls.
The Call Has Been Made.
Technology is a confirmed detractor
That’s our DSP… Zero-to-complete panic within twelve seconds. Handling middling technical issues with dignity and composure.
I also love his Tucker Carlson-style “What is going on????” impression.
Behavior of a completely mentally stable individual
He doesn't do this shit off stream because his ego:
1. Won't allow him to watch a tutorial from another creator (competition)
2. Loves having minions to boss around
He's a unique "human" individual.
Guess he doesn't know phrases like "don't mess with what you don't understand" and "don't try to fix what isn't broken"
That robot phil edit killed me 😂
He bought premium nexus mods. DSP the biggest consumer in history
His hammer and flowers analogy was so trash lol
It's crazy how he calls people stupid for trying to help and also not knowing what to do.
I love how he talks down to chat like they are morons, when, well, we know who the moron is.
MAH-RONS ftfy
He complains about every suggestion he gets from chat but absolutely INSISTS that he set this up on stream? This makes sense to you Phil?
“wtf is a bounding box?! Who ever heard of that?! “ BRUH.
What was with the gay Woody the Woodpecker thing at the end? I nearly choked on my water at the autism.
Really is a mark of dsp quality that during his cringe joker laugh almost all of it was cut off by the filters thank god for them I didn’t want to hear his fake ass laugh
His life is so difficult...
This is baffling. You tell someone this guy has worked with computers for 16 years for a living and wouldn't believe it.
The new set up is a detractor welcome dents money 😂
A running theory of mine is that the main reason he streams these is so that he can blame his fans for things not working instead of himself
So busy coming down from the rafters to learn tech off stream. If only there was someone in the basement who could put down Skyrim and Google.
6:46 *absolutely hates tech*
*chooses a line of “work” that is centered around tech*
He is incapable of doing anything but scamming dents and begging for money. One trick pony.
This is beyond boomer sh*t.....this is just beyond pathetic 😂😂😂😂😂
Definitely one of the best highlight videos we’ve gotten in a while.