Johnny: So how hard do you train as an Umgadi? Tanya: I AM A FUCKING UMGA-di? Goro: He actually sai- Tanya: YES I KNOW! Sub-Zero: NOW you say it correctly... Johnny: I like to mix it up! Keep you on your toes!
Raiden: do you think you can defeat a ⚡ God The legend: I'm not so sure? but I will give everything I got Clash! Sub zero: legend are you scary? The legend: me scary? I'm scared of nothing! (Rahhhha) Sector: you have a 50/50 chance of winning this fight Raiden: I never back down from a challenge
@@GreaterGrievobeast55damn now I only see the scene where Raiden is talking to his dark self just like Norman Osborn talked with his mirror reflection as the Green Goblin in the Spider-Man movie
Ashra “My judgment aside I am still happy for you and Sareena” Sub-zero “We are not a couple lizard fucker” This is so perfectly out of character it is completely in character😂
@catioropulguento hopefully but knowing the mortal kombat Fandom they'll throw a fit in a few months probably saying something like:"IT'S MORTAL KOMBAT ALL THIS FRENDLY SILLY SHIT DOESN'T BELONG!" or something like that ignoring that these games have always been silly
Okay, that one with Mileena and Kenshi is genuinely wholesome. Kenshi hates being pittied and Mileena feels a lot of guilt over that incident, so the two of them just joking about it is a good way to bury the issue and stay friends.
@@kit_ts6087 Mileena blinded Kenshi during a bout of Tarkat Bloodrage. She apologises in Canon once she has her sanity back, which he forgives easily. And here, they trade dark jokes about it to address the issue without having to get all emotional about it.
Bi-Han being a total Tsundare around Sareena, Shujinko being curious over the Gen Z stuff, the continuation of neck jokes and Raiden and Liu Kang's Smash Bros rivalry? somehow the MK11 good times are all starting to come back to us
Shang tsung: After im done with you, her soul is mine too Sub-Zero: Dont you dare to lay hands on MY Sareena, sorcerer! Sonya: Aww he says "My" Shang Tsung: hah, finally got him to confess after all Sareena: thats actually really sweet, honey bun Sub-Zero: God fucking dammit, people...
Bi-Han (with Noob voice): What's happening to me, Creator? Is it a tarkat? Liu Kang: No. It's much worse than that. Sareena: Worse!? Is he dying? Bi-Han (in normal voice): Like hell I'm gonna die this early. Kung Lao: Do you know what's happening to him? Liu Kang: Yes. Unfortunately, we can do nothing to prevent this.
Sub Zero: (noob voice) the darkness consumes all thi- *coughs awkwardly* (normal voice) ugh I've been randomly saying edgy shit all week! It's like i'm going through demon puberty! Lui Kang: more like wraith puberty actually... Sereena: an emo goth Boyfriend?! _sweet!_ Sub zero: (noob voice) not as sweet as the release of deat- (reg voice) DAMNIT! kung lao: a horrid fate, how long does he have? Lui Kang: however long the DLC takes to launch I figure.
Yes to Bi Han/ Sub-Zero and Sareena being a couple in the new timeline. Bi Han needs romance in his life to help temper his ambition and melt his cold heart.
Bi-han and Sareena jokes are the best thing I've ever heard in my life, the smoke and scorpion ship at the beginning was amazing, and Kano with the "Me sausage" line absolutely killed me
Sub-Zero: What did you give Sareena!” Scorpion: Just baby pictures of you. Sareena: Awww you look so adorable! Sub-Zero: You will pay for this brother! Kameo Scorpion: Excellent move Scorpion. Scorpion: Thank you Scorpion
With how the intros are played i think it Will make more sense if it was played Like this Scorpion: So... Did Sareena Likes the baby pitcures i gave her Sub-Zero: What... Baby Pitcures *Clash* Sareena: aww you look so cute sweety~ Sub-Zero: You Will pay for this Brother! Scorpion: Excellent move Scorpion Scorpion: Thank you Scorpion I actually really like your intro and hope it get implemented later
Baraka: You’ve made an NFT ON MY AFFLICTION? Shang Tsung: Indeed, Baraka! And I already got suckers buying them. *CLASH* Frost: I WANT A REFUND; MY NFT IS WORTHLESS Shang Tsung: All sales are final, Frost Cryax: Shall I screenshot these NFTs for you, Baraka? Baraka: First, we screenshot this sorcerer’s demise.
Liu Kang: “why would you ask if I can erase memories Syzoth?” Reptile: “Johnny told me I was a Scaly, and then showed me what they are… it was cursed knowledge…” Sujinko: “what is a Scaly?” Liu Kang: “ok, I am not explaining that one…” Kano: “don’t like Scaly sausage Reptile?” Reptile: “I am forever traumatized!” Liu Kang: “Kano that is disgusting!”
@@justincummings5022 ...............so I already did and I was confused at first then I thought about reptile and um...... let's just say I'm traumatized..
Johnny: "There's no contest, I've got more rizz than you!" Scorpion: "Unlike you, I can keep my wife satisfied." Mate, I fucking winced at that. Well-played, Scorp.
General Shao: bow before Emperor Shao! Reiko: “Emperor Shao”? No, that doesn’t have a ring to it. How about “Shao Kahn”?! *CLASH* Sektor: “Kahn”. The definition of “Kahn” is a- Reiko: shut up, robot! We know what it is! We’re not dumb! Goro: Shao Kahn? Why does that sound like deja vu to me? General Shao: it’s not deja vu! It’s perfect!
Kano: I think you wank the cunt more than Kollector did. Reiko: Who the hell are you talking about? Goro: "I still think Emperor Shao is better--" General Shao: "Enough! I came up with a better name: Shao Kahn!" Reiko: "What the hell, man?!"
Sektor: Kahn.The definition of Kahn is a... Reiko: Shut up robot we know what is it and we not dumb. Goro: Shao Kahn? Why that sound like a deja vu to me? Shao: It's not a deja vu. It's perfect.
Funny how with AI you can record yourself delivering a line, layer Megan Fox's voice over it and somehow make it better than the original VA job. Truly a testament to award winning Megan's acting chops.
Man imagine if these were in the real game. I actually start considering them canon they are just amazing . And the kameos playing a bigger role is so fun. I actually enjoy hearing Darrius
I love these so much. I am so hooked for more! Please do more with Havik. Can you pair Havik and Shujinko? I love how Shujinko doesn't get anything. And the couples are sooo cute!
Baraka: You think it's funny to inflict pain to your own body? I have to suffer in mine! Havik: Heh. Cope and seethe. Shujinko: "Cope and seethe"? Havik: Are you doing that on purpose? Kano: Ya know he does, the ol' bastard. Baraka: Can we get back to the point?!
Shujinko: you knew I was the chosen one! But when Lui kang said otherwise what did you do?? Kung lao: I don't care how much you stan Tail Lung shu, we're not Riffing kung fu panda! Sareena: wait you stan a character from a kids movi- Shujinko: HE'S RELATABLE OK?! Kenshi: when did he get the chance to even see that movie Kung Lao: I blame Johnny and those Cheesy ass movie nights! EDIT: *I did this with new timeline kung lao ending young Shujinko and not the cameo fighter old shujinko cause I forgot they were different for a sec*
Reptile: are you upset that I ate D’vorah? Mileena: are you kidding?! I’m here to reward you for it! *CLASH* Scorpion: I am so glad that she’s dead. Reptile: same here! Stryker: guess she’s not gonna be BUGging us anymore! Mileena: hahaha! What a joyful day!
@@edu64tailshero Shang Tsung: I'm going to leak your.. entanglement with the Dragon King Li Mei: Ugh..for the last time, I'm NOT into Dragons!! Kano: How does a dragon's sausage taste? Li Mei: Ugh, that's so fucking HIDEOUS! Frost: She can't hide it forever... Shang Tsung: She's definitely got a deceptive side to her she wouldn't admit
Shang Tsung: So. You and Sareena? Sub-zero: If you so much as lay a single one of your wrinkly old fingers on her, there will be no corner of any realm in any timeline that you can run to where I will not find you and personally escort you to the gates of the netherrealm in a frozen coffin!!!!!! *clash* Kano: well I’ll be gob smacked the rumors where true Shang Tsung: which means we have our leverage Sketor: wait I thought you said you didn’t ca- Sub-zero: SHUT UP SEKTOR!!
Kung Lao: what made you decide to get with syzoth? Ashrah: ONE WORD: TONGUE. *CLASH* Sub Zero: *by the elder gods, what the fuck?!* Kung Lao: … like the whole thing or just the tip? Sareena: just because he’s cold-blooded doesn’t make him less hot! Ashrah: my thoughts exactly~
Kitana: "Liu Kang has this move called the bicycle di-" Liu: "They do not need to know everything honey!!" Reptile: "After this fight you wanna go eat?" Ashrah: That doesn't sound like a bad idea
Sub-Zero: “My sister in Christ, WTF!” Kung Lao: “Like… the whole thing or just the tip?” Sarena: “Being cold blooded doesn’t make him less hot.” Ashrah: “My thoughts exactly.”
3:43 - Fun fact, in an intro with Scorpion and Nitara, its implied that she actually slept with Bi-Han, so either this means that he has a thing for otherworldly warrior women, or they just keep falling for him while he just doesn’t care.
GERAS: "Your necks death will be one of glory, not humiliation." KUNG LAO: "Good to hear I die honorably this time...Wait a minute." SHUJINKO: "You did not hear how obvious it was?" KUNG LAO: "Is there any timeline where the neck jokes stop?" GERAS: "Not a single one." KANO: "And we like it that way!"
Make more of these the fact you know the lore makes them really entertaining to watch. Kind of makes me wish we had more slice of life type interactions between these characters
Sub zero: *smoke is not enough to defeat me, tomas!* Smoke: are you sure? Considering how your voice sounds, smoking’s doing quite a lot of damage! *CLASH* Scorpion: you burnt that man to a FUCKING CRISP, smoke! Smoke: really? I was just trying to reach him the dangers of smoking! Sareena: seriously, dear, do you smoke cigarettes or do you EAT them? Sub Zero: *im already chewing the gum, woman! What more do you want?!
Nitara: "Do dear Sareena know of our once little 'leisure' together?" Bi-Han: "No more if you are dead frozen in place." Darius: "Ooh goddamn, I could sense the drama from miles off." Nitara: "Blood isn't the only thing I'm looking for..~" Stryker: "Dude, you railed her?!?" Bi-Han (slightly startled): "I- I wasn't even aware of her 'conduct' at the time." (Stryker spoke out in the background: "Real smooth, Mr. Cold Shoulders.") (Bi-Han retorted: "Shut up.")
I love that Stryker just kinda supports whoever he's with (and here is an simple intro suggestion) Li Mei: By order of the empress you are under arrest! Havok: Like your orders mean anything to me! Stryker: two cops, two criminals, only one way this can end! Kano: Yeah, with two dead rozzers!
This is an interesting concept that they can add in the future. After the face-off, they have a little pre-fight convo with their partner/kameo as they do their emotes
Shujinko asking what things are because he's an old man is funny as heck to me
It's also funny tha Shujinko isn't actually old, he walked through a pool in chaos realm and it made his grow old faster then normal.
@@james739123didn’t he sit in seidan jail for 20+ years
@@james739123 What's also funny that these questions are a nod to Taven from Armageddon who always is clueless
xD
@@Ake-TLit’s an unknown length of time I believe but yeah it could honestly even be like 30-40 years
@@james739123that isn't what happened. The game just has time progress normally, and it takes him years to complete his quest.
"Shut your mouth, woman."
💀 this is so in character for him, and I love it 💀
Has me crying😭
"WE ARE NOT A COUPLE, LIZARD FUCKER" is also something he'd probably say if he actually swore
Is this Vegeta/Bulma shenanigans?
@@kenrichgumanid9235No.
@@kenrichgumanid9235yes
The implication of Bi-Han being a male tsundere is hilarious.
Hope this leads to an accidental confession or something, that would be hilarious
he's a vegeta ripoff.
@@kokiecasoyonwhat nuh uh
what is a tsundere?
@@ffffarrrraI’ll explain later
"i'm telling everyone you were blinded by my beauty" THAT could had been an official intro dialogue between those two. Loooove it!
Damn, I couldnt see that happening!
@@MainMite06kenchi couldn’t
Hahah, I get it! It's because he's--
Nitara likes Kung Lao 😂
@@birdmedic3154 nah 💀☠💀
"WE ARE NOT A COUPLE, LIZARD FUCKER" had me weezing. "Shut your mouth, woman" had me dead.
‘Unlike you, I can keep my wife satisfied’
Holy shit Scorpion you fucking killed him!
he went up and performed a Verbal Fatality
Not since Captain Cold’s roasting Damian Wayne have I seen such savagery
It's really not that hard.
He's about to get a barrage of nut punches.
He went full demon and burned him😭
Crazy how the ai voice can perfectly match Megan
A robot did the work better than her.
It has outdone her.
More or less on par.
ikr
AI sounds LOT better
Oh the interaction between Meleena and Kenshi just melted my heart.
Her making a silly joke and Kenshi taking it so lightheartedly, it`s just so sweet
the follow up just makes it better
He won't be able to love any other person at first sight after that
"Aww, relationship goals!"
And she refrains Goro from making it worse.
Even better.
Ya know him saying that works for her Tarkat look.
Her normal look tho, hot DAMN she is gorgeous.
Johnny: So how hard do you train as an Umgadi?
Tanya: I AM A FUCKING UMGA-di?
Goro: He actually sai-
Tanya: YES I KNOW!
Sub-Zero: NOW you say it correctly...
Johnny: I like to mix it up! Keep you on your toes!
Raiden: do you think you can defeat a ⚡ God
The legend: I'm not so sure? but I will give everything I got
Clash!
Sub zero: legend are you scary?
The legend: me scary? I'm scared of nothing! (Rahhhha)
Sector: you have a 50/50 chance of winning this fight
Raiden: I never back down from a challenge
Johnny Cage doing verbal Mix Ups now
Bi Han being a tsundere edgelord is amazing with Sareena as his GF
Despite the new Raiden's improved humility, he still got that urge to _Consult_
"I mUsT cOnsUlt wItH tHe eLdEr gOdS"
I won't be surprised if "consult" is just his personal drug
In all timelines raiden must consult! I bet the titan raiden just goes to the mirror to consult with himself Willem Dafoe style
@@GreaterGrievobeast55damn now I only see the scene where Raiden is talking to his dark self just like Norman Osborn talked with his mirror reflection as the Green Goblin in the Spider-Man movie
@@luigiosas5450THE HEART RAIDEN! FIRST WE TEAR OUT THEIR HEART
Raiden so humble about his Smash loss streak compared to his past self? Precious.
If only the Raiden in the past was humble as the new era raiden
Raiden in the past era: *GOES ON A KILLING SPREE BECAUSE HE LOST 1 GAME*
@@venomark7883 he would kill the other person because she "is a threat to earthrealm"
Staying true to his character!
In all fairness, his past self never even won a single game.
Liking how Stryker is being the best joke wingman in the series.
Well he is a human after all
@@Yeahboii7648 uh... everyone from earthrealm is human...
@@nick33eedon’t put the blame on him
@@GameHead-04 which?
knew it.
@@GameHead-04I see what you did there 😂
Syzoth eating D'vorah did the timeline a huge favor. Also considering their past history it's not surprising that Sareena and Bi-Han are doing it.
3:33 Believe me, Kano. It's a *_BLAST FROM THE PAST_* that will make *_YOUR EYE POP_*
Kung Lao = Neck Jokes
Kano = Eye Jokes
Mileena: mouth jokes
Kenshi: Eye jokes
Jax: arm jokes
@@wolfbrian26 they just said that with kano it will be more like blind jokes
Bi-Han and Sareena being a thing may be the new joke in this new era, but Kung-Lao can't even take a "Break"
You can say that the remarks are coming at a breakneck pace 😂
@WTFUrNotJLo you guys are neck n' neck, huh? 😂
Bro just killed two birds with one stone
They're all being a pain in the neck
The jokes are making him snap at this point.
No matter what timeline they're in, the neck joke will always happen
Yup, no matter how much Kung Lao protests, the neck jokes will never stop!
Contrary to no belief, an Adam's Apple a day doesn't keep the neck jokes away.
That is the funniest sht
Let's hope one of these jokes cracks a laugh out of Kung Lao
@@Jarubimba it's hard to pick just one when you NECK deep in them.....
Okay, Bi-Han being in denial about his relationship with Sareena is simply great
what i'm hearing is that Bi-Han is a tsundare around Sareena
I hope Ed Boon see's this! These dialogues are so good that NRS would be proud of them
Honestly, the format is better than what we have, I feel.
The single exchange between characters usually feels unfinished.
They're good for the game
“D’vorah got D’voured”😂☠️🤌🏼 peak comedy
Ashra “My judgment aside I am still happy for you and Sareena”
Sub-zero “We are not a couple lizard fucker”
This is so perfectly out of character it is completely in character😂
the behavior is very bi han
2nd best line of the whole vid😭
Sareena: Aww you're so cute when you get angry.
bi han:shut you're mouth woman..
Reason why Bi-Han (Sub-Zero) said that because Ashrah is dating Syzoth(Reptile).
“Unlike you I can keep my wife satisfied” sent me right into a coughing fit
Scorpion can't even keep his wife alive 😂
@@noradlark167 let’s hope this one fairs better.
Johnny was sent straight to the netherealm. Dayum
@@noradlark167 If he's Hanzo, then it happens. Since this is Kuai Liang, I hope it does not happen
@@amaneyugihanako-kunofthesi8849by the Gods, let it not happen. Kuai Liang may be worse than Hanzo
3:03 😂 These Umgadi jokes _never_ get old!!
Tanya takes it *SUPER* personal this time around! 😅
Third time really a charm
By that I mean she angrily exploded lol
“How does it feel working for the Illuminati?”
And NECKS would be Tanya's brutality
@laokuzalxl9735"ITS UMGADI YOU FILTHY EARTHREALMING TRASH!"
@@thathero5953 Goro: "You know I heard that name strikes fear in the hea---"
Tanya: "I'm going to get Kotal to rip your arms off, Goro!"
Cage trying to pronounce Umgadi is now my favorite AI voice over along with 3 spectacular casts especially Goro’s input
Hearing Bi Han call Ashrah Lizard Fucker almost killed me lmfao
Johnny Cage now gotta recover mentally from that Fatal Blow by Scorpion
If Liu Kang said this to Hanzo he will be like I will seek vengence
When Scorpion Said Unlike You I can keep my wife Satisfied Me: GAME OVER YEEEAAAAAAHHHHH
When Kuai Liang threw that Shade hard I Screamed
Rain himself cant even wash away that Burn
"So you and Sareena."
That sounded VERY human like. That was amazing.
Even AI proved better than Megan Fox.
These are voiced by real people and then the voice is AI replaced, that's why the inflections sound so natural
@@sadguitarnoise5idk ai megan fox sounds better than megan fox
@@dulguunshallot1018 real
You should hear Van Damme read his lines
@@dulguunshallot1018 yeah, because a person with decent voice acting voiced it and basically filtered in Megan's voice/pitches over.
I need more of these, without a doubt.
More Sub-Zero specifically.
You mean more Sub-Zero and Sareena.
I need more sonya in these videos. This sonya is litelary my spirit animal.
This is SOOOOOOOOOO much better than the real intros. Getting the Kameos involved is genius stuff
in your dreams
They're funny are but the real ones are better for what the game actually is
I like how they still are in character, most abridged creations take a whole spin on the personality of characters
Sorta.
Most of them are very in-line with their characters, but A.i. Johnny is in complete sync with real one.
I CAN'T BELIEVE REPTILE WON AGAINST FERRA/TORR AND ERMAC FOR THE FIRST TIME
YESSS I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
I hope SonicXD is alive bcs damn this reptile is looking good
@@ЛехаДыня-и5сwdym, Sonic is not dead
Ferra: By the way, ROYAL FLUSH!
@@justsomeguy7077Reptile: ahhhh shut the f up
Ermac: hacks hacks hacks
SonicXD must see this video
4:02 raiden really oozes this energy in the new timeline and i couldn't love it more
As in being a nice guy?
@@dylansharp8471more like just being happy to be there
I hope he continues to be the cute wholesome guy in MK 13/MK 2.
@catioropulguento hopefully but knowing the mortal kombat Fandom they'll throw a fit in a few months probably saying something like:"IT'S MORTAL KOMBAT ALL THIS FRENDLY SILLY SHIT DOESN'T BELONG!" or something like that ignoring that these games have always been silly
Okay, that one with Mileena and Kenshi is genuinely wholesome. Kenshi hates being pittied and Mileena feels a lot of guilt over that incident, so the two of them just joking about it is a good way to bury the issue and stay friends.
Goro: Ha, I get it, because he's-
@@BobbyHouse Mileena: Goro take it down a notch.
What happened exactly?
@@kit_ts6087 Mileena blinded Kenshi during a bout of Tarkat Bloodrage. She apologises in Canon once she has her sanity back, which he forgives easily. And here, they trade dark jokes about it to address the issue without having to get all emotional about it.
Mileena casually saying "Goro take it down a notch" is the most hilarious thing i've seen this week
The hastiness in her voice makes it so funny like “woah slow down Goro”
@@indomiebrothenjoyer Exactly.
Bi-Han being a total Tsundare around Sareena, Shujinko being curious over the Gen Z stuff, the continuation of neck jokes and Raiden and Liu Kang's Smash Bros rivalry? somehow the MK11 good times are all starting to come back to us
Yo! A SonicXD reference?! Even WITHOUT that, these keep getting better and better.
Yes I was searching for that comment XD
Ikr all we need is Terra and ermac
Just started watching him recently, I finally understood the poker joke now, I wonder when are they gonna reference Ferra's hand in poker...
For someone who traveled all the realms, Shujinko really doesn't know anything.
I mean, if I spent my whole life travelling foreign realms, I'd miss out on a lot of modern slangs too.
he did spend most of that time in jail so it kinda makes sense
@kidsannd ooh I forgot about that part of his lore
@@ChamChamRealSmooth and the fact he got imprisoned for a few decades.
Nitara sound better with AI than in-game 💀
🤣🤣indeed
I haven’t gotten to play the campaign yet, is Fox worse than Rhonda Rousey was in the last game?
@@HelloThere-gm9xy Rhonda at least had some emotion, Fox literaly just sounds like she's reading what they gave her and preparing to actualy do it
@@HelloThere-gm9xy She has no emotions, no charisma and is very awkward.
@@eduardopinheiro3617 aww got it, thank you!
0:17 i can genuinely see smoke saying that and its great
"Awww. Relationship goals!" So simple and yet so versatile. Gonna be using that.
Oh wow. AI truly has a use for once! You gave Nitara actual voice acting lessons
Bruh 💀🤣
This man just did an oral fatality
exactly😂😂😂😂
I didn’t wanna say it but I’m glad someone else thought it😂
We will see bi hans actual rage when someone insults sareena lol
Or when Shang Tsung thinks about stealing her soul
Pull a vegeta:
"Don't you dare touch my Sareena"
"Awwwww he said my"
@@geekymetalhead5112
Bi-Han: by the Elder Gods, please keep quiet about this!
"Awww relationship goals"
Shang tsung: After im done with you, her soul is mine too
Sub-Zero: Dont you dare to lay hands on MY Sareena, sorcerer!
Sonya: Aww he says "My"
Shang Tsung: hah, finally got him to confess after all
Sareena: thats actually really sweet, honey bun
Sub-Zero: God fucking dammit, people...
Mileena: "Reptile, why are you so scare-"
Reptile: "YOU ARE ONE OF THE PREDATORS, ARENT YOU?"
MKX predator: *snickers behind reptile*
Clash
Mileena: why would you assume such a preposterous thing.
Goro:in his defense you two are both ugly motherfu-
Mileena: Silence!
@@charjohn2468
Stryker: “If it bleeds, we can kill it.”
Reptile: “STOP WITH THE REFERENCES!”
Bi-Han (with Noob voice): What's happening to me, Creator? Is it a tarkat?
Liu Kang: No. It's much worse than that.
Sareena: Worse!? Is he dying?
Bi-Han (in normal voice): Like hell I'm gonna die this early.
Kung Lao: Do you know what's happening to him?
Liu Kang: Yes. Unfortunately, we can do nothing to prevent this.
Sub Zero: (noob voice) the darkness consumes all thi- *coughs awkwardly* (normal voice) ugh I've been randomly saying edgy shit all week! It's like i'm going through demon puberty!
Lui Kang: more like wraith puberty actually...
Sereena: an emo goth Boyfriend?! _sweet!_
Sub zero: (noob voice) not as sweet as the release of deat- (reg voice) DAMNIT!
kung lao: a horrid fate, how long does he have?
Lui Kang: however long the DLC takes to launch I figure.
1:40 THANK YOU ADDING THIS VOICELINE
i love this voiceline so much
Best line ever form Kano 😂
@@stellarthealiendeerWould u settle for me sausage?
@@icey020 the worlds best blood sausage XD
@@icey020 would you! Settle for me sausage?
Would you settle for me sausage.
The neck jokes are a canon event kung Lao
Also raiden being wholesome is actually really nice
Spiderman 2099: You're anamoly, Kung Lao! ANAMOLY! ANAMOLY! ANAMOLY!
Yes to Bi Han/ Sub-Zero and Sareena being a couple in the new timeline. Bi Han needs romance in his life to help temper his ambition and melt his cold heart.
Melt his COLD 🥶 ❄️ 🧊 Heart ♥️ I see what you did there
"Shut your mouth, woman!" How is that so in character? 😂😂😂😂😂
he's pulling off a Vegeta. I'm proud of him
Bi-han is getting more based by the moment
In an actual intro in MK11, Noob Saibot tells Frost that he wouldn't allow women into the Lin Kuei
Sexist Bi-Han real, I guess?
@@tarisoala9717And now you ruined it for me. 😑
@@jassimhamid2808sorry little one
4 things .
More necks jokes.
More Umgadi jokes.
More Sub-Zero and Sareena .
More Reptile and Ashrah.
Bi-han and Sareena jokes are the best thing I've ever heard in my life, the smoke and scorpion ship at the beginning was amazing, and Kano with the "Me sausage" line absolutely killed me
Sub-Zero: What did you give Sareena!”
Scorpion: Just baby pictures of you.
Sareena: Awww you look so adorable!
Sub-Zero: You will pay for this brother!
Kameo Scorpion: Excellent move Scorpion.
Scorpion: Thank you Scorpion
This is smart XD
With how the intros playout, it'd be the Scorpions complimenting each other and then Sub-Zero and Sareena.
Funny idea tho, kudos.
Scorpion🤜🤛Scorpion (Kameo)
@@_aballa_ Thanks. I like this idea of the Scorpion's complimenting each other.
With how the intros are played i think it Will make more sense if it was played Like this
Scorpion: So... Did Sareena Likes the baby pitcures i gave her
Sub-Zero: What... Baby Pitcures
*Clash*
Sareena: aww you look so cute sweety~
Sub-Zero: You Will pay for this Brother!
Scorpion: Excellent move Scorpion
Scorpion: Thank you Scorpion
I actually really like your intro and hope it get implemented later
I like the joke that d'vorah still tried to keep the tradition of killing the fan favorite and got eaten in the process 😂😂😂😂
Good riddance
Baraka: You’ve made an NFT ON MY AFFLICTION?
Shang Tsung: Indeed, Baraka! And I already got suckers buying them.
*CLASH*
Frost: I WANT A REFUND; MY NFT IS WORTHLESS
Shang Tsung: All sales are final, Frost
Cryax: Shall I screenshot these NFTs for you, Baraka?
Baraka: First, we screenshot this sorcerer’s demise.
Ok that's legit pretty good
@@eviethewinterwitch8370Ikr
Liu Kang: “why would you ask if I can erase memories Syzoth?”
Reptile: “Johnny told me I was a Scaly, and then showed me what they are… it was cursed knowledge…”
Sujinko: “what is a Scaly?”
Liu Kang: “ok, I am not explaining that one…”
Kano: “don’t like Scaly sausage Reptile?”
Reptile: “I am forever traumatized!”
Liu Kang: “Kano that is disgusting!”
Wouldnt Reptile technically be a scaly?
@@tsukinosaya Most kombatants have enough dignity to hate being drawn in that type of fanart.
Wait, should I look it up?
@@redlightexe2313 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@@justincummings5022 ...............so I already did and I was confused at first then I thought about reptile and um...... let's just say I'm traumatized..
Johnny: "There's no contest, I've got more rizz than you!"
Scorpion: "Unlike you, I can keep my wife satisfied."
Mate, I fucking winced at that. Well-played, Scorp.
2:10 THIS READS LIKE TWO FRIENDS WHO HAD A BIG FIGHT AND ARE NOW JOKING ABOUT IT AND I LOVE IT
I love how he also had Kung Lao joking there and Kenshi taking the joke
General Shao: bow before Emperor Shao!
Reiko: “Emperor Shao”? No, that doesn’t have a ring to it. How about “Shao Kahn”?!
*CLASH*
Sektor: “Kahn”. The definition of “Kahn” is a-
Reiko: shut up, robot! We know what it is! We’re not dumb!
Goro: Shao Kahn? Why does that sound like deja vu to me?
General Shao: it’s not deja vu! It’s perfect!
I like this idea
With Goro and motaro as kameos
Goro: If sound good
Reiko: i know rigth
Motaro: it Suits you
Shao: hmm, i liked
Kano: I think you wank the cunt more than Kollector did.
Reiko: Who the hell are you talking about?
Goro: "I still think Emperor Shao is better--"
General Shao: "Enough! I came up with a better name: Shao Kahn!"
Reiko: "What the hell, man?!"
Sektor: Kahn.The definition of Kahn is a...
Reiko: Shut up robot we know what is it and we not dumb.
Goro: Shao Kahn? Why that sound like a deja vu to me?
Shao: It's not a deja vu. It's perfect.
Mileena: What does Kitana have that I don't!?
Raiden:... I think it's better if I don't say it.
These are always fantastic
Indeed
Especially now that we get 4 people in dialogue, so much complexity of meming to be done
i enjoy them more than actual game
0:54
"Unlike you, I can keep my wife satistfied."
Bro violated my man 💀☠️🏴☠️
0:04 you nailed subzeros new voice actor for ai voice!!
i love bi han and sareena they are such a cute couple 😊❤
Liu Kang: Where were you when Kronika was resetting the timeline?
Reptile: Poker is a very difficult game to put down!
Liu Kang is so furious that they remove one(or two?) of his pokermate from the timeline
Shujinko: What's poker?
Reptile: I'll explain later.
Ferra in the background: *ROYAL FLUSH!*
@@ChamChamRealSmoothprobably have Jax on Liu Kang's side referencing him having a good time with Fujin in the old timeline?
Smoke: I’m so happy for you
Sub-Zero: *GO HEAD DIVE FROM AN 11th FLOOR TOMAS*
Funny how with AI you can record yourself delivering a line, layer Megan Fox's voice over it and somehow make it better than the original VA job. Truly a testament to award winning Megan's acting chops.
Man imagine if these were in the real game. I actually start considering them canon they are just amazing . And the kameos playing a bigger role is so fun. I actually enjoy hearing Darrius
More things I want to see:
-Kung Lao Neck Jokes
-Bi-Han and Sareena
Same
And Johnny continuing to mispronounce Ungadi
I’d love if these could be added to game. Maybe as a dlc for April Fools’ or something. Great job as always! :)
Ed Boon is a pro, but not that much to do something this good, sadly
@@Adnairmods will suffice
Still waiting for Shaggy in MK
@@thatboyakira4202 They genuinely considered adding him at some point, but decided against it. The concept inspired the game Multiversus
@@brendanhall5581 multiversus is kinda boring NGL
I love these so much. I am so hooked for more! Please do more with Havik. Can you pair Havik and Shujinko? I love how Shujinko doesn't get anything. And the couples are sooo cute!
Baraka: You think it's funny to inflict pain to your own body? I have to suffer in mine!
Havik: Heh. Cope and seethe.
Shujinko: "Cope and seethe"?
Havik: Are you doing that on purpose?
Kano: Ya know he does, the ol' bastard.
Baraka: Can we get back to the point?!
Shujinko: you knew I was the chosen one! But when Lui kang said otherwise what did you do??
Kung lao: I don't care how much you stan Tail Lung shu, we're not Riffing kung fu panda!
Sareena: wait you stan a character from a kids movi-
Shujinko: HE'S RELATABLE OK?!
Kenshi: when did he get the chance to even see that movie
Kung Lao: I blame Johnny and those Cheesy ass movie nights!
EDIT: *I did this with new timeline kung lao ending young Shujinko and not the cameo fighter old shujinko cause I forgot they were different for a sec*
Reptile: are you upset that I ate D’vorah?
Mileena: are you kidding?! I’m here to reward you for it!
*CLASH*
Scorpion: I am so glad that she’s dead.
Reptile: same here!
Stryker: guess she’s not gonna be BUGging us anymore!
Mileena: hahaha! What a joyful day!
A great continuation!
Thanks!
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Shang Tsung: I'm going to leak your.. entanglement with the Dragon King
Li Mei: Ugh..for the last time, I'm NOT into Dragons!!
Kano: How does a dragon's sausage taste?
Li Mei: Ugh, that's so fucking HIDEOUS!
Frost: She can't hide it forever...
Shang Tsung: She's definitely got a deceptive side to her she wouldn't admit
@@OrochiAlter9713references to her deception ending
Mileena would have probably wanted to kill D'vorah herself
Shang Tsung: So. You and Sareena?
Sub-zero: If you so much as lay a single one of your wrinkly old fingers on her, there will be no corner of any realm in any timeline that you can run to where I will not find you and personally escort you to the gates of the netherrealm in a frozen coffin!!!!!!
*clash*
Kano: well I’ll be gob smacked the rumors where true
Shang Tsung: which means we have our leverage
Sketor: wait I thought you said you didn’t ca-
Sub-zero: SHUT UP SEKTOR!!
YYYYYYEESSS
Sareena looked at Bi Han and said "I can fix him"
Kung Lao: what made you decide to get with syzoth?
Ashrah: ONE WORD: TONGUE.
*CLASH*
Sub Zero: *by the elder gods, what the fuck?!*
Kung Lao: … like the whole thing or just the tip?
Sareena: just because he’s cold-blooded doesn’t make him less hot!
Ashrah: my thoughts exactly~
Kitana: "Liu Kang has this move called the bicycle di-"
Liu: "They do not need to know everything honey!!"
Reptile: "After this fight you wanna go eat?"
Ashrah: That doesn't sound like a bad idea
Mileena to tanya: lmao same 😅😅
Sub-Zero: “My sister in Christ, WTF!”
Kung Lao: “Like… the whole thing or just the tip?”
Sarena: “Being cold blooded doesn’t make him less hot.”
Ashrah: “My thoughts exactly.”
@@thathero5953
Congratulations! Your kameo dialogues have been chosen!
3:43 - Fun fact, in an intro with Scorpion and Nitara, its implied that she actually slept with Bi-Han, so either this means that he has a thing for otherworldly warrior women, or they just keep falling for him while he just doesn’t care.
Being a bedfellow doesn’t necessarily mean she slept with him
Could just be Bi-Han loves Women with red and exotic looks like Sareena.
@aidanfedorochko3728 Check Mortal Kombat Mythologies, and you will know why Sub Zero and Sareena are being shipped.
3:54 "shut your mouth WOMAN"
My man showed no chill to his wife
3:13 WE DONT NEED YOUR IMPUT GORO
Sub Zero being emaressed by genuine support is so toxic but wholesome at the same time
3:25 poor kung lao now everyone about to make neck joke for him😂😂
GERAS: "Your necks death will be one of glory, not humiliation."
KUNG LAO: "Good to hear I die honorably this time...Wait a minute."
SHUJINKO: "You did not hear how obvious it was?"
KUNG LAO: "Is there any timeline where the neck jokes stop?"
GERAS: "Not a single one."
KANO: "And we like it that way!"
Kung Lao in the background: I hate you all...
Geras should know about Liu Kang's 1st death. Either that or he's just lying.
@@leonlegend Liu Kang and Shang Tsung made him swore to never tell a soul
@@John-Stark Odd, considering Shang Tsung himself is a Neckromancer.
@@leonlegend Shang is in on it because Kung Lao snapped his neck
Make more of these the fact you know the lore makes them really entertaining to watch. Kind of makes me wish we had more slice of life type interactions between these characters
I'm living for the Bi-Han and Sareena jokes, Bi-Han is 100% a womanizer so they absolutely fit
1:40 HE SAID THE THING
3:02 that bugatti joke should be in the actual game, this is authentic Cage af
"I'm now fully convinced you're doing this on purpose."
@@MightyTrex "Okay, maybe a little bit."
Sub zero: *smoke is not enough to defeat me, tomas!*
Smoke: are you sure? Considering how your voice sounds, smoking’s doing quite a lot of damage!
*CLASH*
Scorpion: you burnt that man to a FUCKING CRISP, smoke!
Smoke: really? I was just trying to reach him the dangers of smoking!
Sareena: seriously, dear, do you smoke cigarettes or do you EAT them?
Sub Zero: *im already chewing the gum, woman! What more do you want?!
Scorpion: You burnt that man to a FUCKING CRISP, Smoke!
Smoke: really? I was just trying to teach him of the dangers of smoking!
Sareena: "Seriously, dear, do you smoke cigarettes or do you EAT them? "
Sub-Zero: I'm already chewing the gum, woman!! What more do you want?!
These are all amazing! Thank you, guys!
Nitara: "Do dear Sareena know of our once little 'leisure' together?"
Bi-Han: "No more if you are dead frozen in place."
Darius: "Ooh goddamn, I could sense the drama from miles off."
Nitara: "Blood isn't the only thing I'm looking for..~"
Stryker: "Dude, you railed her?!?"
Bi-Han (slightly startled): "I- I wasn't even aware of her 'conduct' at the time."
(Stryker spoke out in the background: "Real smooth, Mr. Cold Shoulders.")
(Bi-Han retorted: "Shut up.")
1:21 Really, Jax? Really!? 🙂
0:56 scorpion is savage 🔥🔥🔥
2:49 I see what you did there XD
Wasn't expecting to see you here
2:35 Shujinko asks what things are at the wrong time
Man keep up these interactions between Johnny, Tanya and Goro, they are pure gold 💀💀💀
I never knew Sonya was a naval officer. Look at how many ships she has going on.
Kung Lao: She may find One Piece🤷
Love those nice moments between Bi-Han and Sereena.
I hope Sareena helps melt Bi-han's cold heart.
Him trying to hide it is hilarious 😂
I love that Stryker just kinda supports whoever he's with
(and here is an simple intro suggestion)
Li Mei: By order of the empress you are under arrest!
Havok: Like your orders mean anything to me!
Stryker: two cops, two criminals, only one way this can end!
Kano: Yeah, with two dead rozzers!
I like this one.
@@charjohn2468 Thank you, I too like this one
Kitana: I can't believe I saw a version of you that wedded General Shao.
Sindel: Ugh.. Don't remind me of that horrid timeline.
Crash
Motaro: your to good for him anyway
Sindel: i know
Sonya: that sindel is a bicth
Kitana: You don't say
I like this version of the introductions, having the assist’s talk to you makes sense.
Never wouldve thought a cheerful voice could fit sareena so well!
3:27 The neck jokes are a *CANON EVENT*
3:55 Hanzo doesn’t say any shit because he is still mourning for his dead wife
Wow you’re an idiot, MK1 Scorpion is Kuai Liang.
It would be a wise choise to not mock his pian
-if you get it, you get it
I love the reptile poker reference, cant wait for the ermac dlc n them talking about it lol
Bi-Han and Sareena in this remind me of Bulma and Vegeta lmao
This is an interesting concept that they can add in the future. After the face-off, they have a little pre-fight convo with their partner/kameo as they do their emotes
0:53 MOST BRUTAL FATALITY IN MK HISTORY
Roastality
I don’t know about anyone else, but I love the fact that Shujinko doesn’t understand modern lingo.
What order realm imprisonment does to a mf:
@@sk_hermit1809What wasting your whole life travelling foreign realms does to a mfer
@@ChamChamRealSmooth"What is a mfer?"
"I'll explain later."