if komaeda and hajime had kids
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 16 ม.ค. 2016
- so, kids, from this video we've learned that:
hajime can give birth
junko is now apart of witchcraft
komaeda is the servant of the kids, and also their father??
aaaaaaand that's all folks
original: • Jim Gaffigan: Mr. Univ... - บันเทิง
“I helped too...for like 5 seconds” best sentence ever
Doing the one thing I think about 24 hours a day lmao
Enjoy your morning sickness
I’m gonna eat me some chillie
smell those onions
You want some, ..... I guess not
"I used to have thick, black hair."
More precisely, Ko used to be a scene kid.
oH MY ((I love that au ;3;))
"No ma's. No mo quapo."
AceOfDiamondsStudios He's not "Handsome" anymore as he says xD
Scenekid AU!
lianna23 800TH LIKER!
"My wife"
**Hajime pops up on the screen for a spilt second**
*yes*
IT'S ALIVE!! ALIVE!!!!
no
Wait, so... hum.... Hinata is Uke? Well, i've never thought about that but theres not even a year that i've met this fandom and everything is so crazy, it's even crazier than my life, someway.
@@thedivingbell_ I'd like to see a seme Hinata, though. Although, on second thought, that might make Komaeda seen as a masochist...
@@am2114 Lol, yes i've been think for a couple days that Komaeda could be a masochist, idk he looks like one.
Edit: And, stopping to think now, i've always thinked about how would it be if a Seme was tsundere...
If the Uke could understand what "tsundere" is, it would be cool, but, and if he didn't? Am i overthinking this? 😅
"I should probably learn their names."
😂😂😂😂😂
Nikki Nikki Just as you said that, Nagito Komaeda said "I should probably learn their names." and I’m-
My parents on the point
Expect it's not 4....its freaking 6 kids. Which means 5 brothers and no sisters. My parent are also Divorced
Me and my classmates in a nutshell!
Love the username ;3
uhhh...the pink ones name is...Kokonut....the blue one is....Nishiku...the reddie is Muakahs... I think the one with the dirty blonde might be Juokn but that’s just a theory
Whilst Nagito and Hajime were in bed together: *do it for hope, baby. do it for hope...*
I did not need that image in my head
Hajime stops momentarily: what the fuck
Hajime:babe stop screaming you're gonna wake the kids
Thanks to you now im imagining it
@@ultimateassasinluna1332 your welcome
Poor Hajime had to make four babies
this is making me laugh much more than it should
And then hajime is going to have to make a fifth child and we know where how that's going to go...
+Dj Beta maybe that's what the "izuru kamukura" protect was.
To make junko an heir
Asrael Dreemur The insanity of Komaeda and the looks of Hajime
Asrael Dreemur
Yeah, I hope Nagisa's hair wasn't all pointy and sharp like that when he came out...
komaru and toko are their true parents, but nagito is that weird uncle that gives you your first cigarette
you mean my sister is my uncle?
i want miss komaru now..
Yes
I want Mom Maru....
Nagito: “See my hair? IT WASN’T WHITE BEFORE”
Yeah, my hair became whiter with this dementia of mine..
@@magg0t_zz What was your original hair color?
@@hellothere-dv5me a light brownish? I'm not really sure it's been a while
@@magg0t_zz Oh,I'm sorry.
@@hellothere-dv5me it's okay! I forgive you!
I knew Hajime was gay...
i knew nagito was gay, the game has lots of evidence
Aesthetic Dino more like nagito has the big gay
Big gay c
You're just now realizing it?
gay gay
" Just imagine you're drowning and then someone hands you a baby " same but with homework " Just imagine you're panicking and sleepy and then someone passes you an essay "
Thats Nagisa though-
but then you miss passing it
Nagisa Shingetsu
@@sassberrysnap yah,I was litterally thinking that
@weebalicious fujo danganronpa nagisa unless you now know that
The image of KomaHina as teen parents are um.....
.....yeah....
.....*yeah*....
OH MY GOD
No!!
It fucking scares me and I need a fanfiction of this
Cleora N Bad Konahina!
Zoroku Zoroark I like bad KomaHina ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
-Forgive me-
Nagito: *She* is an amazing *woman*
Me:wait...
What's wrong?
+n2g!to trAsH Fuck you! ;-; Me pregoo!!
Zoroku Zoroark hahahahahha.
u wanted to do it without protection ;)
n2g!to trAsH > ^
we talking about Hajime or Chiaki here, Nagito? XDDD Because Chiaki *is* truly an amazing woman
Then Hajime gets a 5th kid ( *cough* Monica *cough* )
Monica: *ends up becoming insane to be Junko’s successor*
Hajime: she gets it from her father
Eva B YES
I am proud of this comment
Monaca really did get the issues and insaneness from nagito and big sis junko
Nagito: No!! I should have told drove hope more into her head!! Now Junkos despair has taken over 😔
@@IAmSchwi despair shall rule the world!
Junko is the mid wife... Make too much sense...
Hinata: in birth
Junko: KAMAKURA KAMAKURA YASS QUEEN
@@emilylong9474 crap
@@emilylong9474 *w h e e z e*
@@emilylong9474 oH gOd-
@@emilylong9474 omg thanks sweetie, you're helping me a lot ❤️❤️
Komaeda: You ever slept next to someone who's wet the bed?
Shuichi, in the audience: *furiously flustered*
OMG NO
FUCK YOU I JUST FORGOT ABOUT THAT CURSED FIC
Now I’m curious, what’s the fic?
delightfulsoftdrink aww but I’m curious
@@addisonwild1132 Let It All Out by Taitofan. It's a Kokichi-centric pissfic. Sorry for not replying earlier, I was busy
Well we all kinda figured Junko was part of some witchcraft stuff, after all no one can be that crazy without smoking some witchy medcinal herbs
Sabrina Nanami she smoked all the wichy medical herbs
*420 like*
i mean...
Hmm, witches *did* fly by putting some drug herbs (like deadly nightshade/belladonna) on their wrists, ankles and necks like perfume, theyd get high, run through the fields on a broom as a blessing to make crops grow and think theyre literally flying, so i can believe that
"I should probably learn their names."
Yeah sweetie ❤️
-screams in kotoko-
I only remember masaru's name
Hajime can feed a baby with his body?
OML xD
I can just imagine it...
NO STOP
No!
{Br0ken-Chan} NO. Please. Don't.
LunaTheZoroark HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
sheron tomlinson yeah it is. XD
so youtube says this is my number one vid in my analytics
i am proud of you all
\( ˆoˆ)/\(ˆoˆ )/
How does Komaeda know some Spanish
this is fucking
golden
+pie pie ikr
he is now
Well I might have a friend with 7 siblings. And their names are in alphabetical order and also that in age order.
Heoly Tea
Dam. That's smart.
What's it like for them? Because I'm considering having seven to ten kids.
@@madarthivanki holy shit-
Godslayer Kiran have fun buddy
@@madarthivanki uhhhhh from a family of 6, i recommend you overthink that......................
Nagito : all womens are amazing
Background girls : *screaming*
Fandom girls : welcome to the purge
I love how proud Masaru looks like because he wet the bed XD
me too lol 💖
"Thaaaanks hoooney!" Now how about you get me a hope bagel, too? XD
Wait wait...what happens if hajime was a girl!?!?
*world blows ups*
They had nagito as girl :^
sh- that will make the story better.
Komeda puts his hope in there bagel
It would be less interesting
🤫
Ko is best parent
no me
Komahina is forever my number one ship in all of anime :^)
I want to hug you for that lol
me fucking too 💖
Same
💗yup
Same. Here. Yass!
"4?! Well that's one way to live your life."
My parents had 4 kids. I'm the second. The fourth is a demon.
My parents had fIvE
Galaxy 101 I am one of eight siblings spread out between my mom, dad, and their spouses, I’m the second oldest and the most responsible, my older sister is graduated, my oldest younger brother has ADHD, my second sister is a brat, my third sister is a psychopath whose allergic to everything under the sun, my second brother is an angel, my third sister is a ball of hyper energy, and my third brother is a baby. I am so happy that all of my siblings including myself live somewhat separately
@@reddeath5791 I'm so sorry for the chaos that ensues
Galaxy 101 XD it’s okay, with how we’re spread out it’s more like organized chaos
Mine had five. I’m the youngest. Also
5:49
I am their who ALWAYS took every shift
Getting hajime pregnant was *nagitos trap*
😭😭
Lol I love how The Warriors of Hope are their kids xD
Komeada you are so lucky that Hajime loves you or you would have to be a single father writing a divorce paper while Hajime goes off to marry someone else xD
* reads title and watches first couple of seconds *
"I love this so much already 😂"
I enjoyed this so much I applaud you
*our contribution to creating life: pleasure toy*
komaedad
I got a wedding ad when i clicked on this
Just because of this I'm tempted to turn off my adblocker
As a member of a four child family,
and the oldest,
I can confirm the fact that our names our always mixed up.
I can also confirm that bedtime can be an absolute crisis.
I watched this literally three times in a row
I applaud you. But don't watch it again. There's much less applause the fourth time.
+Danielle Parkinson well played XD
+Nagito Komaeda Wow Nagito.
Hey Komaeda! I dare you to show this video to Hajime!
@@softcrab3361 ❤️
I image KO and Jaime being g
teen parents.
Ha...
Ha...
Fight the thoughts.
No bad thoughts
Pls fight them
I think you mean Hajimeme.
Or Hajimama
The kids are from Danganropa: ULTRA DESPAIR GIRLS
Danganronpa: Another Episode basically
Danganronpa: Another episode ultra despair girls
@@catloverleon dave homestuck
+Kuroneko9
Komahina confirmed
It´s been a while....
So sieht man sich wieder.
Ich bin gerade auf einem Komahinatrip...
ES HÖRT NICHT AUF!
Nachquana Oh glaub mir es fängt gerade erst an und man sinkt immer und immer tiefer in den Komahina Sumpf xD
Gut du bist bei Lenku-Alli angekommen, von da an kann es nur Bergauf gehen.....obwohl warte NEIN es wird schlimmer, OH GOTT ich kann mich an die Monate meines Komahinatrips erinnern, schlimmer als jede Droge, viel Spaß ;3
*fluster bin immer noch drauf ;--;
HypnoticYaoi ™ Naja... Dann kann ich dir wenigstens sagen dass du nicht die einzige bist, ich bin immer noch genauso schlimm drin wie vor einer Woche °^° Das schlimme ist ich hab niemand bei dem ich mich ausfangirlen kann oder den ich mit süßen Bildern von Komahina vollspamen kann, weil die 1. nicht so ein ultimativer (das wort sag ich aber auch iwie erst seit ich dr beendet habe xD) fan wie ich sind, 2. nur den ersten Teil gesehen haben oder 3. Nagito nicht mögen D':
We had all our babies at home, just to let you feel uncomfortable
Me: Where the hell is your *home*??
WHEN NAGITO TURNED TO SERVANT MADE ME START WHEEZING 😂😂😂
Lol I don't know why but I feel like Komaeda would actually be a really good dad. Just judging how much he cares about Hajime and how expendable he views himself, I think he would probably just do everything in his power to make things easier for everyone.
Haha I get that its also a joke and that I'm totally over analyzing things, just thought I'd share my take on it :)
While I 100% agree; I think the fear of losing his kids to his luck would cause Nagito to be overbearing, and that probably wouldn’t be good. Idk tho, I’m not a parent.
3:03 Hajime is married to Nagito and has four children with him? Strange
I thought komaeda would be the mom and hinata be the dad
Hajime is bottom so
*I thought that too- I swear the fandom is just s o m e t h i n g n o w*
Sarcasm Saiqa why
@Sarcasm Saiqa
Wh-
@@ILOVETOKOYAMITOWA really? komeada radiants hopeless bottom energy to me.
that's fucking gold I havent laughed like that in years
well you're dead so yeah
Imagine if the 5th is Monaca.
Nagito as the nurse holds it:
Nagito : DROP IT!!
@Venti no what the fuck, she's Rantaro's sister most probably.
@Rayleen Laloi 😣🙏
The wet the bed thing has actually happened to me. Sleepovers with younger kids that usually tends to happen
6:48
Nagito: “hey while your up can you make me a sandwhich”
Me: “Go Back To Sleep And Starve”
Me: I can’t be the only one who thought of that meme right
Is this the brainwashing video?
Yes
I wouldn't be surprised if it is
Yes
Yes
Yes
*specifically says wife*
**still a gay ship**
Yes
KOMAHINA
Just playing Despair girls today, and Ive seen this on my recommended list and never watched it cuz I thought it was spoilers xD Totally regret not watching this sooner soo great!
"yeah we were gonna do that but we wanted our kids to live."
I- OKAY IBUKI
Everywhere is a hospital if you've got Mikan, so I don't know what she's complaining about
That was beautiful. One of the funniest things I've watched while putting off sleeping.
Nagito:My wife had babies at home
Me: But Hajime Is a...huh *brain.exe stopped working *
How about think about this vid was Omegaverse AU, and Hajime is an Omega with Komaeda is an Alpha. That would make sense
@@tranthikimtien3669 same
He screams like a baby though
Imagine
there's 1:41 AM
you watch this video and try not to laugh to not wake up your family
you don't laugh that much
you did it you're happy
and then you forgot that you have automaiycly turned on caramel dancen and you weeze
then your mom beats you up-
well that happend to me right now
This was 6 minutes?
Felt like an hour.
Ikr
I literally had to keep checking the time in the video
Hajime does have the face of a man who has had four kids with Nagito
The warriors of hope are children of Junko and Komeada. I don't think Hajime wants anything to do with those "things"
okay that's your opinion and i have mine so please respect it
Your 100% wrong. There not children of Junko nor Komaeda. There just children tricked by Junko. So if I may ask, will you get your shit together and look it up next time? Thank you.
I wasnt disrespecting your opinion. I was just saying what I think. And don't think I don't know that the warriors of hope aren't their children. You didnt have be a prick about it. Its just an opinion
my apologies then, i thought you were saying that "junko would be a better fit because junkomaeda is better" or something like that, since i get a lot of hate mail saying that.
I don't mind Hajime x Komeada. I'm just saying that because Hajime had no interactions with the warriors. Sorry of I sent the wrong message
Is no one going to acknowledge the fact that in skit Ibuki is a parent? No? Okay.
I just realized this was published 4 months ago... I'm so late lol
Dragocatsura You don't even understand.
Dragocatsura hello, welcome to 2018 :) we're all late to this video so lettuce have fun in the late club!
tëārs yyep
I'm 2 years late, so yeah...
Just realized this was posted three years ago... WHOOPS
"I should probably learn there names"
I probably should too
“ a hajime can feed a baby with his body”
Me : that explains his 91cm chest-
‘I like how the one who never goes to sleep is the one asking what a bed is.’ 😂
HAJIME WHERE ARE YOUR GENETICS
Thanks for the fanfic fuel!
6:26 *d e l i c i o u s*
Oh god Junko as a midwife. I can only imagine how well that would go
Komaeda in servant outfit during reverse hostage situation. XD
pregnant hajime
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So, the Warriors Of Hope are their children? NOPE
YEP
5:12
What do you mean, bedtime? What does that word mean? I have 3 siblings.....THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS, BEDTIME. There is only, screaming, crying, laughter, and my parents being too tired to deal with us sometimes XD
*As one of four children, I can completely confirm this*
*Still calling each other the wrong names*
i wish this was canon
Komaeda: "Can u make me a sandwich"
Sandwich ad pops up
We love Jataro
We love Jataro
We love him
We love him so much
All of us
We all love him
Everyone loves him
He's loveable
We love him
How can I convey this to you?
Oh god I just realized who the fifth child will be and I’m scared
@Mahiru Koizumi *and rantaro's*
@@Norrabal_anims nononono shut I don't want to think about Monaca being those twos kid
WHY IS THE MIDWIFE JUNKO ICANNOT
"You had your baby at home, oh! We were gonna do that but we wanted our baby to live :D"
-Ibuki, a smart girl
Can that one blushing Komaeda sprite be canon? Please Kodaka??? PLEASE???? ITS SO CUTE!!!!!!
5:41 WHEN HE BECAME A SLAVE A LOST IT
Well, it is stated in a Komaeda x Reader sequel that both Reader-chan and Komaeda had a child named Monaka!
oH GOD
[Lenku - Alli] I know. Why oh why did I have to give birth to an evil child?
Wait what.
Wait
shouko uwu don’t reply to my old comments 🔪
alright, but the part about the hospitals is so true
I got infected with something /right after/ being born in the hospital, which would've never happened, if I was born at home AND MAYBE, /MAYBE/ MY PARENTS WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO WAIT 3 YEARS FOR ME TO SLEEP TROUGH AN ENTIRE NIGHT FOR THE FIRST TIME, WITOUT WAKING THEM UP EVERY 2 HOURS FOR FUCKS SAKE
"I help too...for like 5 seconds"
Me when my friends are beating each other
My parents could probably relate to this they have 5 kids not counting me
Tenho certeza de q Hajime cuidaria melhor das crianças doq Nagito, sério ele n tem cara de ser um bom pai nem mesmo nos bons momentos XD
"I should probably learn their names"
Jim Gaffigan's voice fits Nagito so well, I-
That red haired boy is leon
thank you kokichi, very cool
oh man, the audio got removed this was one of my favorite videos
she's working on it :)
Otaku-chan ik :')
i miss watching this video
everyday cause it was so funny
HAJIME MADE FOUR KIDS IM CRYING
But the part about how much women can do with there body alone...
I needed that today and idk why
thanks :)
I told myself not to watch this but boy am I glad I did
Poor hajimeme lol
Nagitos last baby would be monika cyber junko, or izuru take your pick
Poor Hajime!
He’s not sad about it, I can assure you
-Laughs Becuz Of Fourth Child, Notices Im The 4th Child *Me in a corner in despair*
Poor Hajime...