TRANSCRIPT (The Sonic Colors opening cutscene plays briefly before being crushed by the Sonic Boom logo.) Storm: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! (The title card is displayed...and gets crushed by the Sonic Boom logo after a few seconds.) Jet: STOP IT!!! (SMPTE color bars) (Fade in to Sonic and Tails in Tropical Resort) Eggman (over PA): Welcome to Eggman’s Precious Little Big Bum Shake where you can enjoy nothing for the price of everything! Sonic: He loves to hear his own anus flap, but I absorbed the Eggster and got powered up by some kind of wild beauty. Tails: No. Sonic: Because Eggman plus Manegg equals evil tinfoil. Lucky for us, he’s not very good at Level 2. Tails: It would be pretty hard to miss a giant floating choo-choo train surrounded by planets. (The camera zooms out to show Thomas the Tank Engine spinning over Tropical Resort) (Sonic and Tails stop walking. Sonic is staring off into space. Tails looks around and then to Sonic.) Tails: Uh, Sonic? Sonic: WHAT IS HAPPENING? I'm just surprised that it was so easy to sneak in here. Tails: Uh, I wouldn't say it was that easy. (Cue flashback. Sonic and Tails are on the space elevator when a meteor strikes it.) Tails: Ugh, just thinking about it makes my head feel like it wants to… (Another meteor crashes into Tails) (SMPTE color bars) (Sonic is overlooking Orbot and Cubot wrangling Wisps) Sonic: I’m not sure what's going on, but I’m sure of what I’m gonna do. Have a taste of my burger dance. Burger burger burger burger. (Cut to Tails tinkering with the Miles Electric) Tails: Gotta connect the rozinoitaludom gnizimixam eht ot roticapac citatsimarf. Yacker (with Tails’ face and voice): I wish I knew what you were saying, little guy. (Sonic glitches into existence) Sonic: Oh, man! That...was...dumb. Tails: Oh, I was reconfiguring my hand into a soda. Sonic: I absorbed a battery, and after a few seconds, I popped. Tails: Uh, I find that hard to believe. (Sonic absorbs a battery and starts to swell) Sonic: Whoa! Ha… (explodes) Tails: Uh, I believe. (Yacker starts flailing and making noises) Sonic: Okay, seriously… (to Yacker) SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE! (to Tails) we need to find Fatman and figure out how these aliens fit in the Eggster’s anus. Tails: Right? Sonic: Yeah, that's pretty much how we spend our time. (Beat) Scottish Mum (off-screen): DISGUSTANG! (Cut to Eggman counting Wisps) Eggman: 24, 23, 25, 420… Orbot: Want us to get more? Eggman: No. (Roll credits) Jean Paul Makhlouf: ♪ Take off at the speed of sound ♪ (Back to Eggman) Eggman: I’ll harness their Hyper-go-on power, and then Sonic will stop me! (Sonic appears) Sonic: Who you calling nun? Orbot: He means Sonic here is nun. Sonic: Great! I thought no one would get that. Tidus (off-screen): HA HA HA HA HA HA! Eggman: Release the big little sucker. Orbot: Wait for me! (Mario Head appears over the Rotatatron making airplane noises) Mario Head: Hey, you got a good joke for Mario? Sonic: I guess it's time for me to start pooping. (Cut to Sonic, Tails, and Yacker) Tails: Oh, there you are. Where’d you run off to? Sonic: I grabbed a giant killer robot to eat and then trashed everything. How’s your thingy thingie coming along? Tails: It’s a Coke, so I can eat it. (Tails eats the can of Coke with The Heavy’s eating noises and then stands up with the M.E.) Tails: Okay, ask away. Sonic: Ahem, what is happening to your pee? Yacker: …KKKKKK. Tails: Okay, he says his name is Lols-a-lot. Sonic: I think your butt still has some bugs. Tails: Yeah… Okay, he says name is Zacker. He comes from a race of beings called Wisps. Sonic: Lisps? Tails: No. Sonic: Ssisps? Tails: No. Sonic: Llips? Tails: No. Sonic: Sspsil? Tails: No. Sonic: Lisppsspsspss? Tails: Wisps with a W. (Beat) Sonic: Lisps? Tails: QUIT IT!!! I just hear kill them, kill them over and over. Sonic: When I was running around, I saw trash. Think I’ll go check ‘em out and maybe save some trash. (Scene fades out and then back in) Sonic: Snaliens. (Cut to Sonic running up to the Sweet Mountain generator) Sonic: If I was trash, I would be trashy. The Eggster taught me to hate everything that goes pee. The Eggster also taught me that the best butt is a giant killer butt. (Captain Jelly’s ship appears) Sonic: Excuse me, giant killer robot. (Mario Head appears on the figurehead of the ship) Mario Head: Hoo hoo! Hello! Sonic: You wanna do this the hard way? Mario Head: No. Sonic: You wanna do this the easy way? Mario Head: No. Sonic: Somehow I knew you'd say that. Mario Head: Watch out for falling rocks. (Sonic jumps out of the way as a bomb is thrown at where he was previously standing) Sonic: Let's dance! Mario Head: Oh boy! (Sonic runs away) Mario Head: Hey, don't leave me all alone! Hey, where is everybody? COME BACK!!! (Tails walks up) Sonic: Hey, Tails! You missed the B.B.B.E. Tails: Huh? Sonic: B. B. B. E! Tails: Huh? Sonic: SoS, Lisps? Tails: QUIT IT!!! So anyway, these aliens are made up of a horrible body odor called Go Go. Yacker (with Red Ranger’s face): POWER RANGERS! Tails: No, evil man, and you might know him, who they call BaB. Sonic: Hahaha! BaB? That's the dumbest thing I've heard all day. I’ve gotta GO FAST! Tails: Anyway, he’s draining them of their soda, ALL their soda and using it for an evil soda burp. Sonic: That's good. Tails: Hey, where you going? Sonic: To find McCork. (Sonic runs off) PART 2 IN REPLIES
TRANSCRIPT PART 2 (Scene switches to Sonic and Tails walking up to the Starlight Carnival generator) Tails: Eggman could be underwear. Eggman (with a pair of boxers over his face): (Chuckles) Indeed I could. (Cue “Dun dun dun” effect as the camera zooms in on Eggman’s underwear face) Eggman: That's it, Hedgehog. Stand there and be my best friend. (Eggman turns on the laser on his Eggmobile but accidentally aims it at himself) Eggman: Lousy… (The laser fires) (Scene switches to Tails under the effect of Eggman’s mind control ray) Eggman: Hoo ho ho! He's MY buddy now! (Cue the AoStH intro with Eggman’s face over Sonic’s. The title now reads “Adventures of Eggman and Tails Buddies”) Andy Pandatelly (on TV): HiH. Sonic: What have you done to him? Eggman: I shot him with my best friend beam that runs on nothing at all. (Sonic tries to get to Eggman, but Tails continually blocks him) Eggman: To get to my best friend, you’ll have to go through me. Hoo! Sonic: Enjoy it while you can! Eggman: Oh, I will. (Sonic keeps trying to get to Eggman but can't get through Tails) Sonic: You can stop. Eggman: OK. (Eggman frees Tails of the mind control ray) Eggman: Toodles! (Eggman starts to fly off but runs out of fuel) Eggman: Lousy cheap alien energy! (The Eggmobile falls down as Eggman is banging on it and explodes. Roll credits) Jean Paul Makhlouf: ♪ SouoS. ♪ (Back to Sonic and Tails) Sonic: Haha! Pay up, Tails! I told you he had a horse’s mouth! (Yacker appears) Sonic: ‘Sup, Zacker? Yacker: While Eggman may not look smart, he has an IQ… Sonic: We know Eggman is going to use the energy he's stealing for a mind… Yacker: Stop interrupting! Tails: Yeah yeah! Sonic: We know. Tails: Anyway, he’s draining them of their pow… Yacker: KNOCK IT OFF!!! Tails: Then I made a _tiny_ adjustment and realized I made a giant adjustment. Sonic: That's a relief. Tails: So basically, Eggman is using genocide. The aliens don’t have much time. Sonic: Once I start moving, I don't need you! (Sonic runs off, and the camera zooms in on Tails’ face while the scene grays out and “My Heart Will Go On” plays) (Scene switches to Eggman’s lair where Eggman is placing an order for Doritos online) Eggman: Soon I will be full of chips, and my center will be full of energy! Orbot: ♪ The talk bone’s connected to the… talk bone. The talk bone’s connected to the… talk bone. The talk bone’s connected to the… talk bone. ♪ Eggman: Shut up! (Scene switches to Sonic and Tails on Planet Wisp) Eggman (over PA): Attention, guests. If you can hear this message, you are a robot. Sonic: Looks like the theme of his park is Domino’s. (The camera switches views to see the Domino’s Pizza logo over the Tropical Resort...and gets crushed by Thomas) (Scene switches to Sonic facing the Planet Wisp generator. UTTP Officer Mema’s face is placed over the generator) Sonic: There's the hater. UTTP Officer Mema: I hate PewDiePie! Sonic: It seems like these guys are getting harder and harder to beat. (An intro for Eggman’s Reaction Channel appears) (Eggman (in his Sonic Boom design) is reacting to “Friday” by Rebecca Black) Rebecca: ♪ It’s 7 AM waking up in the morning. Gotta be fresh. Gotta… ♪ Eggman: Please remember this video is incredible. Thank you. Rebecca: ♪ Seein’ everything, the time… ♪ Sonic: Eggman! I _am_ going to copyright this! No law is going to stop me! (SMPTE color bars transition) Sonic: Wow! Sometimes I even impress dead robots. Oh, who am I kidding? I suck. (Scene switches to Sonic running up to the Aquarium Park generator) Sonic: Man, running past all those fish put me in the mood for dead fish. Eggman (over PA): Remember ladies men, try the newest dining experience, The Bucket o’ Shish! (Mario Head appears again) Sonic: Hey! Mario Head: Hoo Hoo! Hello! Sonic: Did somebody here order a clobbering? Mario Head: Me! Mario! Sonic: Are you sure? It says somebody ordered an extra large clobbering topped with everything. Mario Head: It’s Mario’s pizza pie! Me! Mario! Sonic: I can't take this thing back, so I’ll give you an extra large clobbering for nothing. Mario Head: Fantastic! Sonic: Hope you’re hungry! Mario Head: I’m-a hungry. (Screen cuts to black as Sonic starts beating up Mario Head) Mario Head: AAAAAAAAHHHH!!! AAAAHHHH!!! (Sonic -Sez- Says intro) (Scene switches to Sonic stretching in front of the Asteroid Coaster generator. Robotnik’s theme from AoStH is playing in the background) Sonic: I’m gunna strech! You can stretch too! It's great to do! Lotsa stretching! WOO HOO!!! (The ending sequence of AoStH plays. When the Kent Butterworth credit is shown, the camera very quickly zooms onto the “butt” part of the name) (The scene switches back to Sonic) Sonic: Okay, now I’m ready. (Scene switches to Sonic, Tails, and Yacker on Earth) Yacker: (Wisp speak) Tails: Uh, he said, “You suck.” Sonic: Thank you! (Sonic jumps up and slaps Yacker down) Tails (in his Sonic Boom design): No, Sonic. (Sonic punches Tails and is knocked over. The camera zooms in on Sonic’s head and text saying “Winner!” appears) Joe Esposito: ♪ You’re the best! Around! Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down! ♪ THE END
"Okay, seriously- SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE!" Maybe it was that fact that it started out so calm, and then unexpectedly shouts with a blank facial expression that killed me🤣😂
Ruben Loverly welcome to eggmans precious little big bum shake! Where you can enjoy nothing for the price of everything (aka enjoy staring off into space for all the money you have)
You truly are a unique visionary of our time. As corny as it is to say, I actually feel privileged to be subscribed to you. So rare few keep YTP alive the way you do, all the great artists like Stegblob, BoogidyBoo, Wikiwow and Igiulaman all slowly dropped off the face of the earth one by one but you proudly keep the flame going when no one else will. I'm proud to be your subscriber, Peter Knetter.
"Hes from a race of beings called wisps" "Lisps?" "No" "Spsps?" "No" "LiiLs?" "No" "spsiL?" "No" "Lispspspsps?" "No, Wisps with a W" "Lisps?" "QUIT IT"
My Favourite Parts in this YTP 0:52 WhAt Is HaPpEnInG- 1:15 Burger Dance! :D 3:01 I laughed so hard xD 3:15 Zacker.exe has stopped working. Press E to use a plunger. 3:59 How can Sonic turn into trash?
Honestly, this is Patters best YTP! It's funny, the joke balance is top notch, the voice clips are perfect! Top notch!! Aaaaaand the soos is there too!👌
Let me tell you a story. Today, as I was posting this very comment, I remembered one single line from this video. I didn't remember the title of this video, and I only remembered that it was a _Sonic Colors_ YTP made by Peter Knetter and the joke involving that one line. So I looked up Peter Knetter's channel, used the search bar on his channel page (that filters to only include his videos) and typed in "YTP." I then saw the title of this video, and remembered that title, and then I started watching it. Then, as I was watching this YTP once again, I heard that very line, and the entire joke. _"It would be pretty hard to miss a giant floating choo-choo train surrounded by planets." _*_*The Thomas the Tank Engine theme plays as we see exactly that.*_*
"It would be pretty hard to miss a giant floating choo choo train surrounded by planets." *Thomas the tank engine plays* *Sonic Says plays* IM GUNNA STRETCH YOU CAN STRETCH TOO ITS GREAT TO DO LOTSA STRETCHING WOOHOO
*Airplane noises* M: "Hey! You gotta got joke for Mario?" S: "Excuse me, giant killer robot?" M: "Hoho! Hello!" S: "You wanna do this the hard way?" M: "No." S: "You wanna do this the easy way?" M: "No." S: "Somehow I knew you'd say that." M: "WATCH OUT FOR FALLING ROCKS." S: "Let's dance!" M: "OH BOY!" *Sonic runs off* M: "Hey! Don't leave me all alone! Hey!!! Where is everybody?! :'(" M: " *Demonic* COME BACK!!" *More Airplane noises* S: "Hey!" M: "Hoho! Hello!" S: "Did somebody order a clobbering?" M: "Me! Mario!" S: "Are you sure? It said somebody ordered an extra large clobbering topped with everything." M: "It's Mario's- Pizza pie~ Me! Mario!" S: "I can't take this thing back so I'll give you an extra large clobbering for nothing." M: "Fantastic!" S: "Hope you're hungry.." M: "Ima hungry!" *Sonic starts beating up the Mario abomination*
Sonic: Stop! Eggman: OK. **deactivates best friend machine** Eggman: Toodles! **attempts to fly away but crashes and burns up a fiery inferno and then he ded**
"I made a _tiny_ adjustment and realized I made a *giant* adjustment"
debugging in a nutshell
😂
So true 😂
mosertron yep sonic 1 debug mode in a nutshell
Thomas
Wtf
have a taste of my burger dance
burger burger burger burger
Sonic Boom :P
IVANNA TORO stop.
Peter did something inappropriate he put penis
@@irenemiller7134 no it said anus
Sonic
Sonic: Lisps?
Tails: QUIT IT!
Sofia Lindoff your profile pic fits it so good
o hi tales
@@TailsTheFoxYT shut up tails
Lisps 😎
Lisps?
No.
Sisps?
No.
Lilsps?
No.
Spsil?
No.
Lispspspspsps?
No. Wisps. With a W.
...
Lisps?
QUIT IT!
So, Lisps?
@BrianB10020 *QUIT IT!!!*
"Spsil?" should've been "?spsiL".
Gamerman X WIIspssspss
@BrianB10020 Huh, so someone else has the same profile pic I have...
"It would be hard to miss a giant flying choo choo train surrounded by planets."
-Tails 2016
I died there.
It was so well said too. I am freaking dying. Please help…
"I grabbed a giant killer robot, and trashed everything!" - Sonic 2016
01:57
"Okay seriously, SHUT YOUR PIE HOOLE!!''
XD
TRANSCRIPT
(The Sonic Colors opening cutscene plays briefly before being crushed by the Sonic Boom logo.)
Storm: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(The title card is displayed...and gets crushed by the Sonic Boom logo after a few seconds.)
Jet: STOP IT!!!
(SMPTE color bars)
(Fade in to Sonic and Tails in Tropical Resort)
Eggman (over PA): Welcome to Eggman’s Precious Little Big Bum Shake where you can enjoy nothing for the price of everything!
Sonic: He loves to hear his own anus flap, but I absorbed the Eggster and got powered up by some kind of wild beauty.
Tails: No.
Sonic: Because Eggman plus Manegg equals evil tinfoil. Lucky for us, he’s not very good at Level 2.
Tails: It would be pretty hard to miss a giant floating choo-choo train surrounded by planets.
(The camera zooms out to show Thomas the Tank Engine spinning over Tropical Resort)
(Sonic and Tails stop walking. Sonic is staring off into space. Tails looks around and then to Sonic.)
Tails: Uh, Sonic?
Sonic: WHAT IS HAPPENING? I'm just surprised that it was so easy to sneak in here.
Tails: Uh, I wouldn't say it was that easy.
(Cue flashback. Sonic and Tails are on the space elevator when a meteor strikes it.)
Tails: Ugh, just thinking about it makes my head feel like it wants to…
(Another meteor crashes into Tails)
(SMPTE color bars)
(Sonic is overlooking Orbot and Cubot wrangling Wisps)
Sonic: I’m not sure what's going on, but I’m sure of what I’m gonna do. Have a taste of my burger dance. Burger burger burger burger.
(Cut to Tails tinkering with the Miles Electric)
Tails: Gotta connect the rozinoitaludom gnizimixam eht ot roticapac citatsimarf.
Yacker (with Tails’ face and voice): I wish I knew what you were saying, little guy.
(Sonic glitches into existence)
Sonic: Oh, man! That...was...dumb.
Tails: Oh, I was reconfiguring my hand into a soda.
Sonic: I absorbed a battery, and after a few seconds, I popped.
Tails: Uh, I find that hard to believe.
(Sonic absorbs a battery and starts to swell)
Sonic: Whoa! Ha… (explodes)
Tails: Uh, I believe.
(Yacker starts flailing and making noises)
Sonic: Okay, seriously… (to Yacker) SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE! (to Tails) we need to find Fatman and figure out how these aliens fit in the Eggster’s anus.
Tails: Right?
Sonic: Yeah, that's pretty much how we spend our time.
(Beat)
Scottish Mum (off-screen): DISGUSTANG!
(Cut to Eggman counting Wisps)
Eggman: 24, 23, 25, 420…
Orbot: Want us to get more?
Eggman: No.
(Roll credits)
Jean Paul Makhlouf: ♪ Take off at the speed of sound ♪
(Back to Eggman)
Eggman: I’ll harness their Hyper-go-on power, and then Sonic will stop me!
(Sonic appears)
Sonic: Who you calling nun?
Orbot: He means Sonic here is nun.
Sonic: Great! I thought no one would get that.
Tidus (off-screen): HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Eggman: Release the big little sucker.
Orbot: Wait for me!
(Mario Head appears over the Rotatatron making airplane noises)
Mario Head: Hey, you got a good joke for Mario?
Sonic: I guess it's time for me to start pooping.
(Cut to Sonic, Tails, and Yacker)
Tails: Oh, there you are. Where’d you run off to?
Sonic: I grabbed a giant killer robot to eat and then trashed everything. How’s your thingy thingie coming along?
Tails: It’s a Coke, so I can eat it.
(Tails eats the can of Coke with The Heavy’s eating noises and then stands up with the M.E.)
Tails: Okay, ask away.
Sonic: Ahem, what is happening to your pee?
Yacker: …KKKKKK.
Tails: Okay, he says his name is Lols-a-lot.
Sonic: I think your butt still has some bugs.
Tails: Yeah… Okay, he says name is Zacker. He comes from a race of beings called Wisps.
Sonic: Lisps?
Tails: No.
Sonic: Ssisps?
Tails: No.
Sonic: Llips?
Tails: No.
Sonic: Sspsil?
Tails: No.
Sonic: Lisppsspsspss?
Tails: Wisps with a W.
(Beat)
Sonic: Lisps?
Tails: QUIT IT!!! I just hear kill them, kill them over and over.
Sonic: When I was running around, I saw trash. Think I’ll go check ‘em out and maybe save some trash.
(Scene fades out and then back in)
Sonic: Snaliens.
(Cut to Sonic running up to the Sweet Mountain generator)
Sonic: If I was trash, I would be trashy. The Eggster taught me to hate everything that goes pee. The Eggster also taught me that the best butt is a giant killer butt.
(Captain Jelly’s ship appears)
Sonic: Excuse me, giant killer robot.
(Mario Head appears on the figurehead of the ship)
Mario Head: Hoo hoo! Hello!
Sonic: You wanna do this the hard way?
Mario Head: No.
Sonic: You wanna do this the easy way?
Mario Head: No.
Sonic: Somehow I knew you'd say that.
Mario Head: Watch out for falling rocks.
(Sonic jumps out of the way as a bomb is thrown at where he was previously standing)
Sonic: Let's dance!
Mario Head: Oh boy!
(Sonic runs away)
Mario Head: Hey, don't leave me all alone! Hey, where is everybody? COME BACK!!!
(Tails walks up)
Sonic: Hey, Tails! You missed the B.B.B.E.
Tails: Huh?
Sonic: B. B. B. E!
Tails: Huh?
Sonic: SoS, Lisps?
Tails: QUIT IT!!! So anyway, these aliens are made up of a horrible body odor called Go Go.
Yacker (with Red Ranger’s face): POWER RANGERS!
Tails: No, evil man, and you might know him, who they call BaB.
Sonic: Hahaha! BaB? That's the dumbest thing I've heard all day. I’ve gotta GO FAST!
Tails: Anyway, he’s draining them of their soda, ALL their soda and using it for an evil soda burp.
Sonic: That's good.
Tails: Hey, where you going?
Sonic: To find McCork.
(Sonic runs off)
PART 2 IN REPLIES
TRANSCRIPT PART 2
(Scene switches to Sonic and Tails walking up to the Starlight Carnival generator)
Tails: Eggman could be underwear.
Eggman (with a pair of boxers over his face): (Chuckles) Indeed I could.
(Cue “Dun dun dun” effect as the camera zooms in on Eggman’s underwear face)
Eggman: That's it, Hedgehog. Stand there and be my best friend.
(Eggman turns on the laser on his Eggmobile but accidentally aims it at himself)
Eggman: Lousy…
(The laser fires)
(Scene switches to Tails under the effect of Eggman’s mind control ray)
Eggman: Hoo ho ho! He's MY buddy now!
(Cue the AoStH intro with Eggman’s face over Sonic’s. The title now reads “Adventures of Eggman and Tails Buddies”)
Andy Pandatelly (on TV): HiH.
Sonic: What have you done to him?
Eggman: I shot him with my best friend beam that runs on nothing at all.
(Sonic tries to get to Eggman, but Tails continually blocks him)
Eggman: To get to my best friend, you’ll have to go through me. Hoo!
Sonic: Enjoy it while you can!
Eggman: Oh, I will.
(Sonic keeps trying to get to Eggman but can't get through Tails)
Sonic: You can stop.
Eggman: OK.
(Eggman frees Tails of the mind control ray)
Eggman: Toodles!
(Eggman starts to fly off but runs out of fuel)
Eggman: Lousy cheap alien energy!
(The Eggmobile falls down as Eggman is banging on it and explodes. Roll credits)
Jean Paul Makhlouf: ♪ SouoS. ♪
(Back to Sonic and Tails)
Sonic: Haha! Pay up, Tails! I told you he had a horse’s mouth!
(Yacker appears)
Sonic: ‘Sup, Zacker?
Yacker: While Eggman may not look smart, he has an IQ…
Sonic: We know Eggman is going to use the energy he's stealing for a mind…
Yacker: Stop interrupting!
Tails: Yeah yeah!
Sonic: We know.
Tails: Anyway, he’s draining them of their pow…
Yacker: KNOCK IT OFF!!!
Tails: Then I made a _tiny_ adjustment and realized I made a giant adjustment.
Sonic: That's a relief.
Tails: So basically, Eggman is using genocide. The aliens don’t have much time.
Sonic: Once I start moving, I don't need you!
(Sonic runs off, and the camera zooms in on Tails’ face while the scene grays out and “My Heart Will Go On” plays)
(Scene switches to Eggman’s lair where Eggman is placing an order for Doritos online)
Eggman: Soon I will be full of chips, and my center will be full of energy!
Orbot: ♪ The talk bone’s connected to the… talk bone. The talk bone’s connected to the… talk bone. The talk bone’s connected to the… talk bone. ♪
Eggman: Shut up!
(Scene switches to Sonic and Tails on Planet Wisp)
Eggman (over PA): Attention, guests. If you can hear this message, you are a robot.
Sonic: Looks like the theme of his park is Domino’s.
(The camera switches views to see the Domino’s Pizza logo over the Tropical Resort...and gets crushed by Thomas)
(Scene switches to Sonic facing the Planet Wisp generator. UTTP Officer Mema’s face is placed over the generator)
Sonic: There's the hater.
UTTP Officer Mema: I hate PewDiePie!
Sonic: It seems like these guys are getting harder and harder to beat.
(An intro for Eggman’s Reaction Channel appears)
(Eggman (in his Sonic Boom design) is reacting to “Friday” by Rebecca Black)
Rebecca: ♪ It’s 7 AM waking up in the morning. Gotta be fresh. Gotta… ♪
Eggman: Please remember this video is incredible. Thank you.
Rebecca: ♪ Seein’ everything, the time… ♪
Sonic: Eggman! I _am_ going to copyright this! No law is going to stop me!
(SMPTE color bars transition)
Sonic: Wow! Sometimes I even impress dead robots. Oh, who am I kidding? I suck.
(Scene switches to Sonic running up to the Aquarium Park generator)
Sonic: Man, running past all those fish put me in the mood for dead fish.
Eggman (over PA): Remember ladies men, try the newest dining experience, The Bucket o’ Shish!
(Mario Head appears again)
Sonic: Hey!
Mario Head: Hoo Hoo! Hello!
Sonic: Did somebody here order a clobbering?
Mario Head: Me! Mario!
Sonic: Are you sure? It says somebody ordered an extra large clobbering topped with everything.
Mario Head: It’s Mario’s pizza pie! Me! Mario!
Sonic: I can't take this thing back, so I’ll give you an extra large clobbering for nothing.
Mario Head: Fantastic!
Sonic: Hope you’re hungry!
Mario Head: I’m-a hungry.
(Screen cuts to black as Sonic starts beating up Mario Head)
Mario Head: AAAAAAAAHHHH!!! AAAAHHHH!!!
(Sonic -Sez- Says intro)
(Scene switches to Sonic stretching in front of the Asteroid Coaster generator. Robotnik’s theme from AoStH is playing in the background)
Sonic: I’m gunna strech! You can stretch too! It's great to do! Lotsa stretching! WOO HOO!!!
(The ending sequence of AoStH plays. When the Kent Butterworth credit is shown, the camera very quickly zooms onto the “butt” part of the name)
(The scene switches back to Sonic)
Sonic: Okay, now I’m ready.
(Scene switches to Sonic, Tails, and Yacker on Earth)
Yacker: (Wisp speak)
Tails: Uh, he said, “You suck.”
Sonic: Thank you!
(Sonic jumps up and slaps Yacker down)
Tails (in his Sonic Boom design): No, Sonic.
(Sonic punches Tails and is knocked over. The camera zooms in on Sonic’s head and text saying “Winner!” appears)
Joe Esposito: ♪ You’re the best! Around! Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down! ♪
THE END
cool!
Miles Prower hey zacker says kkkkkkkk after the first robot part
Tails:...called Go-Go... Yacker: POWER RANGERS!!
The guy who says no at the beginning is Storm
0:14-0:22
Welcome to Eggman's Precious Little Big Bum Shake! Where you can enjoy nothing for the price of everything!
"He loves to hear his own *anus* flap, but,
I absorbed the Eggster, he got powered up by some kind of wild beauty."
...
" *NO.* "
Because Eggman plus Manegg equals evil tinfoil. Lucky for us, he's not very good at Level 2.
it would be pretty hard to miss a giant choo-choo-train surrounded by planets.
Uh, Sonic? WHAT IS HAPPENING?
I was just suprised on how easy it was to sneak in here.
Tails: Uh, I don't think it was that easy.
"Okay, seriously- SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE!"
Maybe it was that fact that it started out so calm, and then unexpectedly shouts with a blank facial expression that killed me🤣😂
it must take serious intelligence to power something from nothing
Ya u need an IQ of 1
Lizzyac pvBFDI And you need brain cells
kingstewie01 well u know it stewie
kingstewie01 to get to my best friend your gonna have to go through me
kingstewie01 eh o u friend eh o u friend eh o u friend
Sonic: Theres the Hater!
Random boi: *I H A T E P O O D A Y P I E*
XD
#unsubfrompewdiepieandtseries
Yeeeeet
XD
"Eggman could be underwear..."
"Hehehehe, Indeed I could!"
omomomomomom
AMB Pineapple Dam Dam DAAAAAM!!
Top 10 Anime Reveals
Have a taste of my burger dance!
BURGER BURGER BURGER BURGER
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
At least it tastes good.
I love that part
1:16 Yeah! The Burger Dance is Back!
Burger Burger Burger
+Adam Taurus (Ragna The Bloodedge) hello guy with RWBY pic
Vivian Gonzalez sup
YAY the return of the burger dance!
Yeah!! burger dance
6:19
sonic:Can you stop?
eggman:Ok(hits control pad)
(laser turns of)
eggman:TOODLES!
me: (dies cuz of laughing 99999%)
its "You can stop" not "can you stop"
Saša Kumer "Lousy Cheap Alien energy!" *Falls and crashes*
6:57-6:59
"So basically, Eggman is using Genocide"
*Megalovania intensifies*
Jonmaster124 Gaming
Yes
Jonmaster124 Gaming
Can we just appreciate a moderately humorous joke for once? :P
what do you mean
Dilara Demir it's undertail
Dilara Demir dude look it up
Who else thinks when Sonic barely punches Tails is halarious?
9:10 - 9:20 is the time stamp
Tails (In his Sonic Boom form): No Sonic.
Sonic: *punches tails and tails falls on the grass*
"Hows your Thingy Thingy coming along?"
"well, its a Coke. So i can eat it. (eats the coca cola)"
om mom nom!
I main you in super smash bros ultimate buddy
I don’t think that’s how physics work
"where you can enjoy nothing for the price of everything"
Great deal Eggman
Ruben Loverly welcome to eggmans precious little big bum shake! Where you can enjoy nothing for the price of everything (aka enjoy staring off into space for all the money you have)
Ruben Loverly I'm impressed
I could go for a giant killer robot right now
So basically an EA game?
Can't miss this deal
I can't stop laughing at the sentence mixing!
The sentence mixing is the best part in any YTP video!
Peter's sentence mixing is exceptional. You won't find sentence mixing better than his. Promise.
You should check out hellion hero's sonic ytp, now that is extreme sentence mixing
I love Sonic Colours! my fav game
AnimalLoverProducting74{Bday 27th May} Same :)
AnimalLoverProducting74{Bday 27th May} i die million time on it
AnimalLoverProducting74{Bday 27th May} same
LOL at the ending.
lol
You're the best around!
im gonna stretch you can stretch too good to do lotsa streaching WOHHOO!!!!
1:57
8:50
5:08 "hahahaha balba that's the dumbest thing I ever heard" lol he said it so fast
Whoever liked my comment thanks so much
You truly are a unique visionary of our time. As corny as it is to say, I actually feel privileged to be subscribed to you.
So rare few keep YTP alive the way you do, all the great artists like Stegblob, BoogidyBoo, Wikiwow and Igiulaman all slowly dropped off the face of the earth one by one but you proudly keep the flame going when no one else will.
I'm proud to be your subscriber, Peter Knetter.
"Where you can enjoy nothing for the price of everything!" Eggman's lines in this are the best.
Soooooo...
Lisps?
+InfernoFox101 The thing is: i don't remember where this quote came from. Was it sonic boom?
+PINGAS MAN ya it was from sonic boom
+Andrew Sandoval Wha, like TV show? Then what's episode?
+PINGAS MAN I forget the episode
It was from Sonic Boom TV series episode 12 circus of plunders.
7:02 stop tails abuse.
Even the YTP felt sympathy, notice the brief sad music. Also: basically every Tails appearance in a nutshell.
Kyubeyz _ am I the only one who thinks that this is a "notice me senpai" moment
No! I want Tails to be *my best friend!!!*
@@Hedgehogfanatic2006 He is my best friend!
NEVA
8:50
I'm gunna stretch.
You can stretch too.
It's great to do lotsa stretching.
WOO HOO!!!
Sanic sez
"Hes from a race of beings called wisps"
"Lisps?"
"No"
"Spsps?"
"No"
"LiiLs?"
"No"
"spsiL?"
"No"
"Lispspspsps?"
"No, Wisps with a W"
"Lisps?"
"QUIT IT"
Nice copied comment
@@TheJayWay101 nah i just improved it by making it more accurate
"Eggman is using genocide" HOLY FRIED EGGS ON A LEG! (an egg leg)
megalovainia intensifies
+Mattbuskus 4567 lol
eggman+manegg=eviltinfoil
good for us he's not so good at level 2
+thatlucariogaming XD #EvilTinFoil
EEEEEEEEVVIIILL TIIIIIINNNFFFFOOOOIIILLLLLLL
7:13 Eggman: Soon, I will be full of chips!
"It's a Coke,so I can eat it."XD
nobody can est coke xD we czn drink
but tails can eat it XDDDD
NOM NOM NOM OM OM OM
I agree but XD ITS OVER 9,000
Our species have learned to Obsorb Coke without dying. It's too powerful for the other Species.
xD
Its Eggman and The Friend Machine.
EGGMAN IS USING GENOCIDE SANS
1:16 Yay! The Burger Dance is back!
*Sonic Boom Flashbacks*
Burger burger burger
7:31 "It looks like the theme for this park is Domino's" THOMAS APPEARS CAUSE HE CAN!!!
If I was trash, I woulf be trashy. - Sonic, 2016
Super Robotnik: "Have a free sample of my Super Freeze Breath!"
Sonic: "Have a taste of my burger dance!
BURGER BURGER BURGER."
you can enjoy nothing for the price of everything
The Gaming Knight fuckin idiot.
YAAAAY!
My Favourite Parts in this YTP
0:52 WhAt Is HaPpEnInG-
1:15 Burger Dance! :D
3:01 I laughed so hard xD
3:15 Zacker.exe has stopped working. Press E to use a plunger.
3:59 How can Sonic turn into trash?
If I was trash I would be trashy
@@halo_cupheadyt4069 I-
I nearly died laughing.
Me too
😂😂😂
ikr
mee to
zachangle8 the meteor
I did die!
"You wanna do this the hard way?"
"no"
"You wanna do this the easy way?"
"no"
"Somehow, I knew you'd say that."
_watch out for falling rocks_
0:51 WHAT IS HAPPENING!
That's the entire video.
@@superd8826 true
Best ytp quote ever: "eggman + manegg = evil tin foil. Lucky for us he's not very good at level 2."
He's my buddy now!
Adventures of
Eggman and Tails
Buddies!
Ryan G.
Someone needs to male that show, I would defiantly watch it! 😂
lol
😅
hi
6:23 That "Toodles" is from Sonic Boom Rise of Lyric lol.
Me: * Remember mickey Mouse Clubhouse*
6:57 Eggman is Chara confirmed.
. . . Welp, you're gonna need this sooner or later. (throws a flame shield to you)
Really I don't care
jcdasandoval ok
I always knew he was a *thicc* CHARActer.
"It would be hard to miss a giant choo choo train surrounded by planets" ~Tails XD
That was my favorite part. ;P
*thomas the tank engine earrape*
Sonic:When I Start running I don't need you!
Tails: :(
7:00
This was back when he was on top of his game! I miss when he made YTP’s...
3:37 you missed an opportunity to put crisps
Good one!
Sonic: "you can stop now"
Egg man: "ok" *Stops*
Me: DIED
Peter is the voice of a generation.
"And then Sonic will stop me."
He's beginning to believe.
sonic:what is happening to your pe?
Seriously, SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE
We need to find fat man and see how many of these aliens fit in his anus
@@alexshmalex1946 I have questions and I don't want answers
"If I was trash I would be trashy" - Sonic the Hedgehog, 2016
"Ahson jwaojsf kwodvywnd owwudhsjs."
"I wish i knew what you were saying, little guy."
Sonic game: **exists**
Peter Knitter: 2:48
Honestly, this is Patters best YTP! It's funny, the joke balance is top notch, the voice clips are perfect!
Top notch!!
Aaaaaand the soos is there too!👌
Sonic Says:
"I'm gunna strech! You can stretch, too! It's great to do! Lotsa streching! WOO HOO!"
1:15 best part in the whole video
5:49 best thing I've seen all day looking back at the i laugh at this scene
Bcuz Eggman plus Man Egg equals
Evil Tin foil.Good thing for us he's not good at level TEEEW.
*Me*Huhuheuheheh
FanOfDucks69 two*
stardust speedway bad future confirmed
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Let me tell you a story.
Today, as I was posting this very comment, I remembered one single line from this video. I didn't remember the title of this video, and I only remembered that it was a _Sonic Colors_ YTP made by Peter Knetter and the joke involving that one line. So I looked up Peter Knetter's channel, used the search bar on his channel page (that filters to only include his videos) and typed in "YTP." I then saw the title of this video, and remembered that title, and then I started watching it. Then, as I was watching this YTP once again, I heard that very line, and the entire joke.
_"It would be pretty hard to miss a giant floating choo-choo train surrounded by planets." _*_*The Thomas the Tank Engine theme plays as we see exactly that.*_*
"Remember ladymen, try the newest dining experience! The bucket o' shish!" I died xD
Where did you get that sound where Tails yells QUIT IT!!!
oh thx
gircakes when did he say quit it? I don't remember
Tailsmatsu TFM when Sticks thought Tails was a double agent
9999999creepers
Ohyeah
from sonic boom the tv series he also got shut ur pie hole from that
IM GUNNA STRETCH YOU CAN STRETCH TOO IT IS GREAT TO DO LOTSA STRETCHING WOO HOO
Woo hoo 😛
sonic the stretching deosh bag who hoo!
GO GO POWER RANGERS 4:55
4:45
4:59
One of the best yet.
"Welcome to Eggmans little big bum shake!" "Where you can enjoy everything,for the price of everything!"
420
-Dr Eggman the blaze master
SRUFUS3D 4:20
6:20 Sonic: You can stop?!
Eggman: Okay (Smash)
Tails falls down
comedic text
TAKE OFF AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*comedic text*
Man, this takes me back
7:11
Eggman: Soon i will be full of chips!
7:57 "EGGMAN I AM GOING TO COPYRIGHT THIS, NO LAW IS GOING TO STOP ME!!!"
And “Friday” has been blocked forever
0:01 OH BOY A GOOD SONIC GAME
0:03 Oh you gotta to be kidding me
Sonic Colors is the perfect Sonic game to make a YTP out of.
Haha, that was really good! Best one in a while
When you remember someone that you've seen so long ago that they might not recognize you.
cri
KoopsaTheKoopa Brainfarter Haha, I recognize you
Knuckles And Associates Productions **intense gasp**
Sonic: ahem, what is happening to your pee?
'If I was trash I would be trash-y' For some reason that almost had me crying through laughter.
this was actually pretty funny and descent
"Have a taste of my burger dance, BURGER BURGER BURGER"-Sonic the hedgehog
1:15 i died XD
Shadow the hedgehog hey shadow
wut? .3.
Shadow the hedgehog Have a taste of my burger dance! Burger burger burger burger!
Shadow the hedgehog can you eat a coke shadow?
Have a taste of my burger dance! Burger! Burger! Burger! Burger! (It's from a Sonic Boom Episode)
"Lucky for us he's not very good at level 2"
Aquarium Park Zone Act 2 Intensifies
It's going to be my thing now to comment how many times I've laughed..
Total:3
0:43
1:16
2:33
2:47 Guess it's time for me to start poooping
ComicalFrisk 737 according to the subtitles Sonic says lubing instead of pooping
8:47 Sonic Stretch
@@tl1882 AM NOT
I almost suffocated laughing
"It would be pretty hard to miss a giant floating choo choo train surrounded by planets."
*Thomas the tank engine plays*
*Sonic Says plays*
IM GUNNA STRETCH
YOU CAN STRETCH TOO
ITS GREAT TO DO
LOTSA STRETCHING
WOOHOO
*Airplane noises*
M: "Hey! You gotta got joke for Mario?"
S: "Excuse me, giant killer robot?"
M: "Hoho! Hello!"
S: "You wanna do this the hard way?"
M: "No."
S: "You wanna do this the easy way?"
M: "No."
S: "Somehow I knew you'd say that."
M: "WATCH OUT FOR FALLING ROCKS."
S: "Let's dance!"
M: "OH BOY!"
*Sonic runs off*
M: "Hey! Don't leave me all alone! Hey!!! Where is everybody?! :'("
M: " *Demonic* COME BACK!!"
*More Airplane noises*
S: "Hey!"
M: "Hoho! Hello!"
S: "Did somebody order a clobbering?"
M: "Me! Mario!"
S: "Are you sure? It said somebody ordered an extra large clobbering topped with everything."
M: "It's Mario's- Pizza pie~ Me! Mario!"
S: "I can't take this thing back so I'll give you an extra large clobbering for nothing."
M: "Fantastic!"
S: "Hope you're hungry.."
M: "Ima hungry!"
*Sonic starts beating up the Mario abomination*
Go go power ranges
Sonic: Stop!
Eggman: OK. **deactivates best friend machine**
Eggman: Toodles! **attempts to fly away but crashes and burns up a fiery inferno and then he ded**
I F***ing love this YTP. This is the best one I've ever seen. I watched this like....20 times. I just luv it.😂😂
It's funny to see how far things have come.
01:16 we need an extended version of sonic's burger dance
Have
A
Taste
Of
My
Why couldn’t I have been recommended this five years earlier
1:15 have a taste of my burger dance burger burger burger
“If I was trash, I would be trashy.”
M. Bison: Of course!
5:57 can this become an actual show, I would want to genuinely watch that
Eggman's amusement park is Domino's
A Domino's-sponsored giant floating choo-choo train surrounded by planets.
I just bursted into laughter when it got to 10 seconds and couldn't stop laughing through the whole video
The "Choo-choo train surrounded by planets" thing got me good.