I always *explode* into laughter when these *two* tall, almost *tower* like men *collapse* into insanity, this is the second best *9* minute and *11* second video I have ever seen.
I drove past one of the “where are you going?” Billboards the other day and the urge to just call and repeat Jschlatts call but at the end just keep going “ok but what do I do about the finger trap”
the finger trap video is so much funnier when you consider the poor man working at the billboard call centre who had to take this whopper of a phone call armed only with his call centre script and a righteous spirit. he did his best lol
I was eating right when he said "I bought this thing on Amazon the other day" idk why it made me spit out my food before he even got to the joke cause I knew he was gonna do it shit is just too funny
schlatt would be a perfect guy for impractical jokers (also i used to live in enumclaw and i looked at the news on the wrong time, never doing that again)
I remember one video where someone commented that you should’ve made the video 9 minutes and 11 seconds and it’s quite funny to see that actually happen
I always love when schlatt brings up Mister hand, growing up in Buckley right by enumclaw we say that to anybody we ever see from enumclaw, especially during the football games
Ted is probably the only person in the world that can boss around schlatt but only in person evidently.
Yeah I noticed that to when watching their videos
I was expecting him to get tackled by Schlatt at the end
I mean you know what he did to schlatty fatty
That’s because “Shlatt” is afraid of The Milkman
@@c5dynomite He wants to keep his knees
These two people are the two towering achievements of my life. I can’t believe I feel this good in only 9:11 minutes
… towering?
two
@@locomotive7007 I wanted to say 3 but I feel like Schlatt never delivers his A game 💀
the two towering achievements really did affect the industrial society and its future
Genius
ted might be one of the most underratted guys on youtube
He seriously doesn’t get enough RATS, I agree.
Charlie too is top tier
charlie schlatt and ted are my favorite people on youtube
AGREED ted is so good. honestly the three of them are the funniest people both individually and when they're together.
@@isaacdanoob2434 best trio since the three stooges
Its actually been a while since I've seen ted, I legit forgot how funny he was
Ted recently went on a road trip around most of america, which was on the trending section for a while
WE NEED TO COOK
really recommend you watch ted’s most recent video then, absolutely hilarious
"it's been so long since a ted nivison upload" - Jonathan Schlatt 2022
Yeah,he’s a rainforest rascal.
the peanut butter one never fails to make me laugh
"Do you want a bite?"
heehe 69....
i cant like bc the number is 696
699
@@torenmulrine9714 damn im slow
They say comedy is aggression+absurdity. Schlatt is aggression, Ted is absurdity.
Not counting the cereal clip
Okay, but the gospel billboards guy ran with it better than one would expect. His serious responses make it that much funnier
Can we appreciate how cleanly Schlatt transitioned into the Mr. Hands story? Pure brilliance.
I live by Eumnanclaw
Lmao Charlie and Ted pull the exact same reaction at 5:52
Bro 😂
Lol
The Joey-Garnt effect
@@ShadyChuck I thought that too after reading that comment
in fucking UNISON
I still miss Charlie. Sometimes I swear I can still hear him.. but he’s in a better place now.
Oh he's there all right.
Poor sludgy bastard got stuck in The Void Dome
In before someone reads this without context and thinks charlie died for real
@@trickturne yea man it’s a shame..
hes still with us in our hearts. Res in Piece Charlie 🕊
The fact that the entire existence of this video is a 911 joke is priceless.
Video length 9:10
Video length 9:11
I always *explode* into laughter when these *two* tall, almost *tower* like men *collapse* into insanity, this is the second best *9* minute and *11* second video I have ever seen.
Bruh the synchronized mixture of amusement and disappointment at 5:50 I can’t-
This is definitely “me” when “schlatt” has a “video” that “ends” at “9:11.”
“.”
220 likes and no reply’s damn I guess ip be the reply then (insert cringy emoji)
@@Squidwart156 🤫
What's up "check mark"
"This" is definitely "relatable".
The fact that this video is 9:11 minutes long is perfect for schlatt.
5:50 the way ted and charlie had the exact same reaction 😭
Ted and Schlatt are always on par with each other it's always such a masterpiece when they're together
Schlatt is actually scarily good at acting and doing bits (like the phone call)
5:53 the way they were so in sync has me rolling on the floor
this is legitimately what I needed today. Thanks for perfecting my day.
9:11 minutes? one could call that comedic timing
possibly even disastrous timing
@@bigguy4101 Just like that time in 99'.
@@CallMeAustralia "Schlatt" did unspeakable things in both years.
@@CallMeAustralia no, ‘99
@@RohanMcMaster it’s 01
2:01 LMAO TED CASUALLY GOING INTO THE STREAM 💀💀
“oh hi ted”
This vid should actually be titled “Schlatt and Ted being menaces to society for 9 minutes straight”
Nah cuz it's a 911 joke mate
@@xander9323 it’s not tho
@@thisguy5289 It is lol
@@thisguy5289 but it is tho
@@thisguy5289 How are you watching a jschlatt video and not noticing a 911 joke
It’s plain comical that these two towering behemoths of men can keep me entertained for 9:11 with my attention span
That "There goes Hawaii" song at the end is lowkey a bop, wth
It's from the sonic adventure 2 fandub
@@orionpisces5875 Correction, it's a remix of the one from the sonic adventure 2 fandub
So great
I drove past one of the “where are you going?” Billboards the other day and the urge to just call and repeat Jschlatts call but at the end just keep going “ok but what do I do about the finger trap”
Ted being the only man to tell schlatt what to do makes ted his dad. That is all.
I could make a joke about this but..-
Teddaddy
@@doveeee
im not mad just disappointed 🧍♂️
5:51 I love how slime and Ted are in sync lmao
i honestly don’t know how they argue like that without bursting out laughing
Every time Mr. Hands is mentionned I wanna repeat what "Schlatt" did in 1999 all over again
Every jschlatt clip reminds me of childhood sleepovers
Pure chaos and lots of yelling.
@@Henny.777 Just like the good old days
the fact that schlatt’s first stream back was on my 21st birthday honestly made it the best birthday ever
I SAW THAT BUILD BOARD ON A ROAD TRIP A FEW MONTHS AGO AND IM SO GLAD IT WASNT LIKE SOME FEVER DREAM
the finger trap video is so much funnier when you consider the poor man working at the billboard call centre who had to take this whopper of a phone call armed only with his call centre script and a righteous spirit.
he did his best lol
5:53 perfectly synced
now we need a comedic trio for 4:20 minutes
420 minutes and 69 seconds
@@robotronixgaming2933 that's better
I was eating right when he said "I bought this thing on Amazon the other day" idk why it made me spit out my food before he even got to the joke cause I knew he was gonna do it shit is just too funny
The finger traps part had me rolling!🤣
5:52 perfect side by side reaction.
this duo really TOWERS over all other towers, this one will never CRASH 😹
Mr. Hands is basically meme-bedrock at this point.
can we appreciate the sync between ted and slime at 5:52
Schlatt is genuinely the only streamer who makes me genuinely laugh
Right after technoblade
@@Ab8uu what's he up to
@@grundlefairy NOOOO
5:54 CHARLIE AND TED WERE PERFECTLY IN SYNC 💀
looking forward to more of this iconic duo on the podcast when it comes back 😌
but charlie :(
@@translucentoreo What happened with Charlie??
Schlagg after found out this is 9:11 long on purpose : *cease and desist intensified*
“All of my finders are stuck in them too!” “Just turn your life over to Jesus”
im surprised i hadnt seen most of these clips but im so glad i did im laughing my ass off, that last clip got me good
Charlie and Ted being perfectly synced at 5:53 was so cool.
Ted is to schlatt what schlatt is to everyone else
2:34 schlatt is on FaceTime and Ted is just calling 😭
Charlie is chaotic good, Ted is chaotic neutral and Schlatt is chaotic evil
Ted and Schlatt are pretty much the modern day Filthy Frank & Idubbz and I love them for it
it’s only 9:10
my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
you and me both brother ;(
this reminds me of what planes do, or rather... what planes did
@@Vizaru *ON SEPTEMBER ELEVENTH 2001*
@@mythologyaddict9252 the day of the great accident
when you click on any video it will be one second less
5:50 THE SYNCHRONIZATION BETWEEN CHARLIE AND TED REACTING THE SAME
the clip at 6:30 made me realize that they have the same chemistry like cowchop
schlatt would be a perfect guy for impractical jokers (also i used to live in enumclaw and i looked at the news on the wrong time, never doing that again)
the jokes will never stop
this has all of my favorite clips in it 😭 thank you for this
These two are one of the duos in the world
i fricking love the 9/11 reference bro lmfao
3:39 I laughed so hard my insides were coming out 🤣😂
This is the greatest video on youtube
The finger traps call killed me XD
A “Schlatt” video that is 9:11 long is a match made in heaven
this was worth my time
5:53 ted and charlie being in sync is so satisfying lmao
2:44 in 2x playback speed, it won't disappoint
That’s them, The Le Sandwitch.
7:32 Will forever be funny 💀
I love how 9/11 is no longer a tragedy, and in this community at least is a representation of pride in a republican comedian.
9:11 minutes is absolutely jokes how do you time it💀
The fact that “schlack” actually makes these like a clipping channel is hilarious to me
I love how video is 9:11 seconds length, mind blowing
Ted is the only one that can out-character schlatt
Not the “you want a bite” 😂 0:18
thank you for this
The fact that the title is a 911 joke 😂
Love ur vids big guy
My favorite part is the video length, we all know shlatt loves his 9/11 jokes
I have now realised that the video is only 9:10 long, I am dissapointed
I remember one video where someone commented that you should’ve made the video 9 minutes and 11 seconds and it’s quite funny to see that actually happen
bro on the phone is like
"okay yeah, im hearin ya"
"now instead of good advice ima just say REPENT!"
I have no idea who these young men are and I’m crying laughing
I can’t believe jonald schlatt and tedderford nivison would do these things
this is beautiful
The finger trap is so funny i can't
I always love when schlatt brings up Mister hand, growing up in Buckley right by enumclaw we say that to anybody we ever see from enumclaw, especially during the football games
2:39 “hey Schlatt” “oh hi Ted”
I love these two together
Ted is one of the few Alphas that rival Schlatt
Ted makes schlatt look like a beta-
I'll never forget this video
Get it ?
slimey’s face at 7:36 cemented my idea that he is entirely just a child
5:53 - they’re so in sync tho srsly
5:52
Their synchronizing is perfect
I WAS EATING PB AND NOW I FEEL LIKE GAGGING
🥲😭😭🤢🤮
Damn man, this video was the bomb 😉😉
The oh hey Ted after that fucking beat down
Perfect video length tbh
I like how the length of the video is a joke by itself
OMG things have gotten so bad even the video length has become a 9/11 reference
Ik and I watched the towers fall this is so insensitive 🤣
@@SIGuess oof