In high school I literally found the actual meaning to a series of poems. Writer literally said that the poems were meaningless but that he knew people would assign meaning to it. It was literally to troll English degrees. Showed to my teacher. He went: "we can assign our own meanings. That the writer may not of even know he wrote into the poem."
Teacher: “Why is the character’s shirt blue?” Kid: “Because the author wanted to make the characters shirt blue? Teacher: “Well actually, the blue shirt is blue, which is the color often associated with sadness, therefore signifying the endless struggle to obtain money and happiness that soon become meaningless as the slow marching of time leads to all our inevitable deaths and makes everything meaningless in the grand scheme of the universe”
I like how all the girls say "like" in every sentence. Also, my English teacher didn't force us to explain our interpretation of what each creative price we read meant. A lot of it was grammar based lessons and writing essays. No groups projects and singular work in school practice homework assignments.
I remember in one class we had to write about an article about this guy who saw people wearing normal jackets that apparently weren't a luxury brand, and was surprised that they were happy being in each other's company, and that made him think about how little money matters or something. Five years later I think about how stupid that whole article was.
I remember back in my sophomore year of high school I had an English teacher who really didn’t do much besides assign us work. One day the bell rang and she just wasn’t there in the class. 10 minutes passed and nothing. She didn’t walk in until the last 5 minutes of class and asked “hey how much time is left for this period?” We all kinda just stared at her. Needless to say I learned very little that year and I’m glad I only have to take 1 writing class in college.
2:18 this happens way too much, I'll be stuck on that question looking for a difference for about 10 minutes, only to see some of the answers with commas in random spots
I remember when I had to type stuff out with the Chrome books in (Elementary) school and I hated it because back then, because I couldn't find the keys since they were all out of order and I had to type like one key every thirty seconds or so. Thankfully for dumb young me, we rarely ever did it. Now it's the other way around where I love to type to write stuff and hate handwriting.
Teacher: Hmmm.... I think for your first assignment you should... hmmm... Oh! I know! I'll assign a 5 page essay about how your summer was! Me: *Breathing Intesifies*
Someone: e Teacher: This symbolizes the values of life and the philosophy of the origin of all stuff in the universe, as there really would have been nothing if there had not been something. Furthermore, the philosophies and symbolism behind this represent the inevitable fact that we will all die Someone: ok Teacher: And that also has a deeper meaning of- Someone: It’s a response Teacher: This phrase symbolizes the- Someone: I’m just saying stuff Teacher: And that phrase represents the
English class can help people think critically and be more compassionate people but in the case of my English teacher in 2022-2023, it’ll be exactly like this
It’s crazy how annoying English teachers can be, they even made a 3 minute video last an entire school year, we did one lesson about it a week and normally we would only get 8 seconds and would have to write a whole paragraph about it, even the smallest detail we would have to sit through and we sometimes would even re watch those 8 seconds.
I like ela because when I have the chance to make a story I can make one in 7 to 8 minutes depending on the topic if I don't know it I just make a assumption and stories that I don't know the topic to usually take me either a day or 20 minutes.
what should have happened: the teacher: great now can you explain this word? The student: I-I think its just borg- the teacher: wrong, A burger, thus, is a consummate exemplar of gustatory artistry, a symphony of textures and flavors, meticulously orchestrated to delight the palates of discerning epicureans. Resplendent in its simplicity, yet emboldened by the crescendo of complementary components, the burger finds its apotheosis in the harmonious union of a succulent patty, often composed of finely ground meats, nestled betwixt the embrace of two tender buns. These buns, artisanally wrought or commercially rendered, are aptly chosen as sentinels of taste, serving as both bastion and vessel for the melange of savory sensations that are to ensue. The patty itself, a veritable canvas for culinary innovation, is lovingly molded and cooked to a symmetrical equilibrium-sizzled to a harmonious confluence of succulence and sear, bearing witness to the primal yet refined dance of heat and time. Embellishments of gourmet greens, crisp and verdant, contribute a symposium of flavors and textures, whilst a melange of condiments, as diverse as a painter's palette, can be deftly applied to engage in a melodic dialogue with the senses. Ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise, and their ilk, each contributes its own distinct note to the gastronomic sonata. As an ensemble, a burger transforms into a gustatory opus, an amalgamation of culinary arts, an embodiment of the human inclination to meld the commonplace into the exceptional. It transcends mere sustenance to burgeon into an experience-an embodiment of culture, a manifestation of creativity, a microcosm of gustatory evolution. In summation, the "burger," in all its linguistic concision, burgeons forth as a potent symbol of gastronomic craftsmanship, weaving together a symphony of ingredients and techniques, a veritable culinary magnum opus that resonates through time and culture, inviting those who partake to revel in its savory tale.
Holy crap, you did my idea thank you so much, this is really christmas miracle.
wow that is rlly cools
yippee
That one bts fan with pink hair: hey uh i like ELA class
Watch your language
no way a reply section that isn’t toxic :D
In high school I literally found the actual meaning to a series of poems.
Writer literally said that the poems were meaningless but that he knew people would assign meaning to it.
It was literally to troll English degrees.
Showed to my teacher. He went: "we can assign our own meanings. That the writer may not of even know he wrote into the poem."
Bro this is so underrated, lol I can’t even believe that actually happened
b r o .
@@MarloTheBlueberry Now what does the spacing and period in this writers' comment convey? Anyone?
@@Introverted_Contentit has a deeper meaning 😔
@@Introverted_Contentshut up
sorry for not posting that much, ima probably get more motivation over Christmas break to post more next year.. 🥶🔥💯
hah?
Merry Christmas
u forgor to pin this comment 💀
Great 😃👍
It’s alright! Maybe you could do IKEA in a nutshell? (Someone reply if he already did)
Teacher: “Why is the character’s shirt blue?”
Kid: “Because the author wanted to make the characters shirt blue?
Teacher: “Well actually, the blue shirt is blue, which is the color often associated with sadness, therefore signifying the endless struggle to obtain money and happiness that soon become meaningless as the slow marching of time leads to all our inevitable deaths and makes everything meaningless in the grand scheme of the universe”
The color also represents sensitivity and depth, showing how these deep stupid english analysis really go.
i like the color blue
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I like how all the girls say "like" in every sentence. Also, my English teacher didn't force us to explain our interpretation of what each creative price we read meant. A lot of it was grammar based lessons and writing essays. No groups projects and singular work in school practice homework assignments.
i feel like this applies to any country's class on their mother tongue. Finnish class is exactly this.
As a polish person i can deny this
As a polish person I can agree with this
French, same
irish, same 😭
German, same
This feels so painfully relatable.
I'm cringing right now getting flashbacks of the 8th grade...
I had an English teacher who would make such long lessons they exceeded the actual lesson time. "Lore, why are you late?"
"I was stuck in English"
I can’t name a kid who actually likes ela
hi there I exist
@@Existing972 broooooooooo
@@Existing972🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
You can name me
@water.enderman bro likes ELA💀
I remember in one class we had to write about an article about this guy who saw people wearing normal jackets that apparently weren't a luxury brand, and was surprised that they were happy being in each other's company, and that made him think about how little money matters or something. Five years later I think about how stupid that whole article was.
Lol
I remember back in my sophomore year of high school I had an English teacher who really didn’t do much besides assign us work. One day the bell rang and she just wasn’t there in the class. 10 minutes passed and nothing. She didn’t walk in until the last 5 minutes of class and asked “hey how much time is left for this period?” We all kinda just stared at her. Needless to say I learned very little that year and I’m glad I only have to take 1 writing class in college.
And then they get mad at u for being seconds late
This is so accurate 💀💀💀
EXACTLY
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Yes
ITS SO RELATABLE
0:51 ain't no way some kid actually got sturdy there 💀💀💀
I remember you made this channel and you had only like 10 subscribers. Now you grown so much!! Keep growing and I hope you reach 100k subscribers
same
sup Elian, I’ll never forget you bro
@@Mythical_Bubble hello!1!1!1!1!
@@Mythical_Bubble same here bro
Lmao. The unexpected punches straight to outerspace is always funny to me. 😅
You make my day with these they are so funny. Underrated for sure
even the teacher got tired of emily 💀💀
2:18
this happens way too much, I'll be stuck on that question looking for a difference for about 10 minutes, only to see some of the answers with commas in random spots
i love how the characters act and move like NPC sometime Lol
alternative title: when the english teacher doesnt get pregnant and actually teaches
yesss!!!!! you're back! thank you for releasing this relatable video, it's like a Christmas present :D!
I remember when I had to type stuff out with the Chrome books in (Elementary) school and I hated it because back then, because I couldn't find the keys since they were all out of order and I had to type like one key every thirty seconds or so. Thankfully for dumb young me, we rarely ever did it. Now it's the other way around where I love to type to write stuff and hate handwriting.
I feel this on a spiritual level
1:26 this happens EVERY time
Ikk
Whenever the teacher says I’m waiting, every kid in the room wants to keep doing their own thing but nobody has the balls
1:08 omfg so relatable, i never get help becuase i sit in the back and my teacher keeps getting distracted
The part when the kid is getting sturdy in the middle of the classroom is so true
This video makes me very grateful for my school’s English teachers (they’re all pretty chill)
0:45 Tip: If the teacher says this, make him/her wait until class ends
been watching your stuff since 1k subs and man your stuff is still going strong
Teacher: Hmmm.... I think for your first assignment you should... hmmm... Oh! I know! I'll assign a 5 page essay about how your summer was!
Me: *Breathing Intesifies*
I remember in 4th grade after we came back from our field trip we had to write an essay about it 💀
0:49
Fr being left out-
0:50
*SHEEEESH HE GETTING STURDYU FRRRR AKNDKWNFJSJCNWIBD-*
The first slap actually scared me 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
for this my dad pays for wifi, and ur so relatable since im in 6th grade
People: This is so relatable
Me: Your ela teacher hit you into orbit on a daily basis!?!
0:35 day 3: can you make a science class In a nutshell
2:25 wow the date is sure lmao
Us reading a fun story :😆😁
Us realizing we have to write a 10009 paragraph essay about it :💀
I love how the teacher was like: I’m waiting!! hello? you can see I’m waiting!!!! I’m standing here waiting! hello? That’s so accurate I love it!
Someone: e
Teacher: This symbolizes the values of life and the philosophy of the origin of all stuff in the universe, as there really would have been nothing if there had not been something. Furthermore, the philosophies and symbolism behind this represent the inevitable fact that we will all die
Someone: ok
Teacher: And that also has a deeper meaning of-
Someone: It’s a response
Teacher: This phrase symbolizes the-
Someone: I’m just saying stuff
Teacher: And that phrase represents the
Mythical bubble you should do a POV: you are at the movie theater video
I like how there’s always a different main character for each day.
English class can help people think critically and be more compassionate people but in the case of my English teacher in 2022-2023, it’ll be exactly like this
Next Video: Drivers Ed in a Nutshell
Merry Christmas,btw great vid
no way this actually gave me a jumpscare 0:25 💀💀💀
Page 9000? I forgot the reference
You should make a Video called "Christmas In nutshell"
This is like, totally my 1st grade teacher & my English teacher
“I’ll wait for you guys to stop talking.”
*famous last words*
1:26 to 1:32
When the teacher gets fat and the teacher fits the whole room
This sometimes happen at math
Can you please do science class in a nutshell
That is called YAPPING😐in 2:08
Great Gatsby hits different after my TH-cam recommendations blessed me
It’s crazy how annoying English teachers can be, they even made a 3 minute video last an entire school year, we did one lesson about it a week and normally we would only get 8 seconds and would have to write a whole paragraph about it, even the smallest detail we would have to sit through and we sometimes would even re watch those 8 seconds.
this channel is really underrated
Okay. We can all agree it happens in middle school in a ib (International Baccalaureate) school.
Your videos are to relatable and
Its
Basically my life in a nutshell
0:51 lol😂
You have THE MOST underrated channel i have EVER seen
The im waiting thing is so relatable 💀
Bro Mythical Bubble just makes my day EVERYTIME I WATCH HIM
Video idea : pov a kid in the movie theater
bro i just woke up and you got me laughing and watching your videos for like an hour now
Idea: A trip to Chuck E. Cheese’s be like
Idea: pov: someone in a mascot costume at a restaurant
When they say I’m waiting I’m always the kid who says ok or something like that
It doesn't get truer than this. It literally feels like you are in my ela class. I'm serious.
This is so relatable😭
That one person in class:”like like they like”
so relatable, me just randomly grappling my phone while smudging it with my fingers
her about her super sad life moment of the class
I like ela because when I have the chance to make a story I can make one in 7 to 8 minutes depending on the topic if I don't know it I just make a assumption and stories that I don't know the topic to usually take me either a day or 20 minutes.
I love how sometimes th teacher smacks the student out of the school😂😂😂
Ngl those scenes where they are just staring directly at the camera freak me out
This was your best video so far
Video idea: A training montage for a movie trailer
Bro that kid in the back on day 2 got sturdy
Video idea:POV:You go Ice skating
Counts to 10
English teacher: theres a deeper meaning!!!!!
In Britain we memorise 15 poems and write 1000 word essays on all of them
this channel makes my day 😂
'even the word 'the' has an extended family of meaning'
Underrated
Do: When you stuck in a bathroom cuz you have no toilet papers.
i have a french exam and this is exactly like that (but worst cuz english is easier than french)
You should do "kids at the back of the bus be like" if youve havnt yet
My teacher once turned a sentence into 3 whole paragraphs, like bro it's not that deep.
Teacher: *says serious stuff*
That one dumb kid: I don't get it.
Got me laughing that I died.
1:26 I hate when this is me and my teachers do this
It was so funny when the teacher bends over
Nah the essay movie is just social studies
He really got strudy in the background 🤣
In math there was a question about some guy who bought 10x his weight in almonds
My old school literally had that exact same phone thing. I'm pretty sure my number was 24 lol.
3:33 - “Date: sure LMAO” 😂
This is at the end
my teacher asks me what the deeper meaning is behind dairy of a wimpy kid
Video idea: Christmas be like
what should have happened:
the teacher: great now can you explain this word?
The student: I-I think its just borg-
the teacher: wrong, A burger, thus, is a consummate exemplar of gustatory artistry, a symphony of textures and flavors, meticulously orchestrated to delight the palates of discerning epicureans. Resplendent in its simplicity, yet emboldened by the crescendo of complementary components, the burger finds its apotheosis in the harmonious union of a succulent patty, often composed of finely ground meats, nestled betwixt the embrace of two tender buns. These buns, artisanally wrought or commercially rendered, are aptly chosen as sentinels of taste, serving as both bastion and vessel for the melange of savory sensations that are to ensue.
The patty itself, a veritable canvas for culinary innovation, is lovingly molded and cooked to a symmetrical equilibrium-sizzled to a harmonious confluence of succulence and sear, bearing witness to the primal yet refined dance of heat and time. Embellishments of gourmet greens, crisp and verdant, contribute a symposium of flavors and textures, whilst a melange of condiments, as diverse as a painter's palette, can be deftly applied to engage in a melodic dialogue with the senses. Ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise, and their ilk, each contributes its own distinct note to the gastronomic sonata.
As an ensemble, a burger transforms into a gustatory opus, an amalgamation of culinary arts, an embodiment of the human inclination to meld the commonplace into the exceptional. It transcends mere sustenance to burgeon into an experience-an embodiment of culture, a manifestation of creativity, a microcosm of gustatory evolution.
In summation, the "burger," in all its linguistic concision, burgeons forth as a potent symbol of gastronomic craftsmanship, weaving together a symphony of ingredients and techniques, a veritable culinary magnum opus that resonates through time and culture, inviting those who partake to revel in its savory tale.
So true
Me when I just had The Great Gatsby's final essay today fr