I love that title screen of the game. "Instead of these unsatisfying, heavy, high-fiber breakfasts why don't you get something that will spike your insulin like crazy and go right through your bowels? SO SATISFYING."
@@KishinAubrey They're one of those obsessed marathon runners who don't eat anything more fattening than a chicken breast and have to slurp a high-fructose gel pack every 20 minutes.
I mean, if you're short on time getting to work and you need to grab something really quick to give you your daily recommendation of nutrients for the morning, is it really that crazy? Think about it, how nice would it be to be able to have your breakfast in a bottle that you can take to work so you can just drink on your own time without having to worry about preparing a meal when time is so precious? A busy life style requires conveniences after all. Be no different than opting out on making breakfast and buying take out instead.
@@DeadHandtheSurvivor Hey, you know how much sugar 200mL of Coca Cola has? 18g. You know how much sugar 200 mL of a Banana Frusion has? 27g, that is, a Frusion has 50% more sugar than an equal amount of Coca Cola. And I ain't never heard of anyone tell me that a Coca Cola was a satisfying breakfast. So, again, refer to my quote: "why don't you get something that will spike your insulin like crazy and go right through your bowels? SO SATISFYING."
Zallard dryly explaining that you can’t buffer a Frusionator on one of the opponents in the description like it’s a normal, reasonable sentence is the absolute highlight of this video that was already great.
Man, some of those knock outs are actually a little fucked up. Splits the bagel right in half (yeah, I know it does it itself before the fight, but like that,) punches the sandwich literally apart until its 'guts'/syrup spill all over the ring. Someone had a lot of fun doing these sprites.
I like to think whoever was coming up with the names just decided to put in the name of some jerk he remembers from high school just to get out his rage whenever someone plays it😂
Shame we can't play this anymore, seems like a really good Punch-Out-like game to ever try out, and/or actually play and beat because it seems good enough. Also the concept of fighting antropomorphic food sounds crazy enough for an actual Punch-Out game. Even if it's just promotional material for Frusion.
I'm gonna assume Wade Hixton's Counterpunch is next but who knows, here the surprises never end. Edit: I just realized that other than Moe Finntop the Breakfast Brawler has murdered all his other opponents in the ring.
Imagine all the opponents had Election Year Knockout Voice Clips. Ray Zinbran: Uncle Joe. Moe Finntop: Ted Bruz. Dave Jenkins: Birdie Sanders. Papi C. Debagel: Mike Pious.
This is Literally Punch-out in a Random Online Breakfast-like Fashion. Ray Zinbran.....Glass Joe Moe Finntop.....Von Kaiser Dave Sandwich Jenkins....Don Flamenco Papi C Bagel.....Piston Honda or Bald Bull
This is a game that would make you go and find the brand just for pure admiration for the ad Like, LOOK AT THIS! We only have like 5 or 6 Punch Out games in total, this is a very interesting little bonus game The effort was appreciated
i like how every name is the stupidest pun possible except for "dave jenkins" 0:19 because there's DEFINITELY no way you could spill a smoothie 0:35 yeah sure, that smoothie will keep you awake, but at what cost? 1:16 a broken clock is right twice a day 1:56 what is this one even trying to say
I think that this game needs to be heavily modified and have more opponents like, say, a sausage and biscuit, a doughnut, a bowl of poutine, an egg, a bit of bacon, a piece of toast, a Toaster Strudel, a Pop-Tart, etc.
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I'm not sure what I'm watching, but I have to give the devs credit for putting so much effort into a giant ad.
I mean people put in effort for Chex Quest, didn't they? And it was decent. Chex Quest still has a cult following to this day.
"Dream Job: Executioner or Theme Park Character"
Yeah this is a good flash game.
King hippo would be the world champion in that world
Or Mr. Sandman if the matches took place at nighttime.
@@Dinoman972 BRUH LMAO
@@Dinoman972 I don’t get it
@@gdowen7447 most, if not all of Mr. Sandman's lines have relations to sleep and dreams
@@FirstnameLastname-ib6yv ohhh
this what zallard was actually practicing for when doing punch out spedruns
What even is this game
@@JuggR r/whooosh
@@realausome That's not even close to how that's supposed to be used.
@@JuggR read the description.
@@realausome you need the r/wooosh
Friendship ended with punch out. Breakfast brawl is my new homie.
Friendship ended *Internet Historian voice*
At least until the next game come out, if it comes out
@@jugbueno I wish
punchout:
more then 4 boxers
more then 1 game
I wouldn't be so sure liking this game
@@dashawn_yt66 It's a joke
I love that title screen of the game. "Instead of these unsatisfying, heavy, high-fiber breakfasts why don't you get something that will spike your insulin like crazy and go right through your bowels? SO SATISFYING."
whoever drinks a smoothie for breakfast should honestly be sent to an asylum
@@KishinAubrey They're one of those obsessed marathon runners who don't eat anything more fattening than a chicken breast and have to slurp a high-fructose gel pack every 20 minutes.
I mean, if you're short on time getting to work and you need to grab something really quick to give you your daily recommendation of nutrients for the morning, is it really that crazy? Think about it, how nice would it be to be able to have your breakfast in a bottle that you can take to work so you can just drink on your own time without having to worry about preparing a meal when time is so precious? A busy life style requires conveniences after all.
Be no different than opting out on making breakfast and buying take out instead.
whats wrong with drinking a smoothie?
@@DeadHandtheSurvivor Hey, you know how much sugar 200mL of Coca Cola has? 18g. You know how much sugar 200 mL of a Banana Frusion has? 27g, that is, a Frusion has 50% more sugar than an equal amount of Coca Cola. And I ain't never heard of anyone tell me that a Coca Cola was a satisfying breakfast. So, again, refer to my quote: "why don't you get something that will spike your insulin like crazy and go right through your bowels? SO SATISFYING."
I guess you could say Zallard1 eats punch-out for breakfast
Get out
@@akisa7865 I agree
Zallard dryly explaining that you can’t buffer a Frusionator on one of the opponents in the description like it’s a normal, reasonable sentence is the absolute highlight of this video that was already great.
it took me half the run to realize this is an advertisement game
it's pretty well made for a game with such a poor message
If it makes you feel better, I didn't realize it was an ad until I read the description
@@KishinAubrey Poor message?
@@zena2239 it's essentially suggesting that people drink their highly sugary name brand smoothies as an alternative to eating real food for breakfast
@@KishinAubrey Oh and here I was thinking they were healthy perfectly balanced smoothies
2:26
As GOD is my WITNESS he is BROKEN IN HALF!
I wonder how many people don't get that reference :)
@Cayden Deleon Did you see how the Cereal/oatmeal died?!
Literally, they died.
Even a cat out of nowhere is drinking their blood.
@Cayden Deleon Yep. Who doesn't love horses?
@Cayden Deleon Ah yes,
Ne i g h
@Cayden Deleon Ah yes, N e i g h
2:25
“You punch like a bialy.”
*A second later*
*D I E S*
This
Player: Nope.
That’s called karma
SPOOKY MONTH
With a FLAWLESS VICTORY and a FATALITY!
Man, some of those knock outs are actually a little fucked up. Splits the bagel right in half (yeah, I know it does it itself before the fight, but like that,) punches the sandwich literally apart until its 'guts'/syrup spill all over the ring. Someone had a lot of fun doing these sprites.
It's like the developers have some SERIOUS beef with breakfast.
I know this is two years old now but I think the sandwiches "guts" are actually grease
Man the game's creator sure hates sunrise sandwiches :P
They have issues with Bagels with Cream Cheese too....
I love all the minor details, like how muffintop falls asleep when knocked down.
Zallard went from speed running Punch-Out to speed running his cereal in the morning.
You outright murder 3 of your opponents in this game, and that has to violate some code of Breakfast Boxing Authority.
Alternate reality where hippo is the main character
There’s a deeper meaning, a kid rejected breakfast and wakeing up
Dude, i remember playing this and kicking ass up to the bagel. Glad to see you did a speedrun like this.
Cute, well-made fan game. So simple I wonder why someone even bothered to make it.
To advertise products
It was an advertisment
My favorite part is that his name is Dave "a sausage egg and cheese sandwich" Jenkins
It's hard to make name puns ok
I like to think whoever was coming up with the names just decided to put in the name of some jerk he remembers from high school just to get out his rage whenever someone plays it😂
My fever dreams be like:
Finally, zallard played the only true punch-out game. But will he do it frusionator-less?
bloodsugarspikeless%
Easily the best advertisement as game since Chex Quest.
1:59
"papi" c. Debagel:I'm gonna split you in half!
Me:but is opposite day...
2:26
Shame we can't play this anymore, seems like a really good Punch-Out-like game to ever try out, and/or actually play and beat because it seems good enough.
Also the concept of fighting antropomorphic food sounds crazy enough for an actual Punch-Out game.
Even if it's just promotional material for Frusion.
Pure nostalgia right here, I played throught this game and beat it after 3 or 4 tries. Brings me back to the early 00's...
This is the toughest breakfast I have ever seen.
YES!!! YES!!! YEEEEESSSS!!!!! This moment will go down in history as the great zallard breakfast brawl.
"face it, you cant finish me"
*dies instantly*
oh a henry stickmin fan
I'm gonna assume Wade Hixton's Counterpunch is next but who knows, here the surprises never end.
Edit: I just realized that other than Moe Finntop the Breakfast Brawler has murdered all his other opponents in the ring.
Now this is the content we need
Looks like a neat game
Papi is the most scary bc he like opens his face to the fans like spring trap does but in a different way
Imagine all the opponents had Election Year Knockout Voice Clips.
Ray Zinbran: Uncle Joe.
Moe Finntop: Ted Bruz.
Dave Jenkins: Birdie Sanders.
Papi C. Debagel: Mike Pious.
This is Literally Punch-out in a Random Online Breakfast-like Fashion.
Ray Zinbran.....Glass Joe
Moe Finntop.....Von Kaiser
Dave Sandwich Jenkins....Don Flamenco
Papi C Bagel.....Piston Honda or Bald Bull
I shall call it “BREAKFAST CIRCUIT”
More ads should be in the style of Punch Out huh?
*BEGINS CODING*
Wait this is a ad!?
You just brought back an ancient memory from the depths of my mind, holy shi-
local boxer murders food contenders
Punch Out but explained with food
2:24 "You punch like a bialy."
*Proceeds to die*
I remember playing this Punch Out clone when I was in high school!
This is what true gamers speedrun. 👌
*The Footage Was Provided By King Hippo*
Plot twist: The main character is a cannibal who whatches people as food.
This was 2 seconds faster then his original speed run also why is it satisfying seeing breakfast meals get destroyed
Imagine seeing this at night.
This is a game that would make you go and find the brand just for pure admiration for the ad
Like, LOOK AT THIS!
We only have like 5 or 6 Punch Out games in total, this is a very interesting little bonus game
The effort was appreciated
Wait 1:14?! Zallard you are crazy.
I remember never being able to get past the second guy in this.
I remember playing this once. I couldn’t get past the egg McMuffin guy.
You mean Dave "a egg , sausage and cheese" Jenkins
This is gold
I'm pretty sure those TKO's on the last two guys are actually just acts of murder
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who remembers this.
Now this is epic.
I prefer all of these breakfasts over whatever they are selling lol
Dave “A sausage, egg & cheese sandwich” Jenkins
Sandwich pun names are hard, ok?
@@foiledagain1914 it's also hard to avoid recycling comments, apparently.
Imagine if everyone eats the breakfast brawl characters and so as the player
X is a great place to work for and I am very excited about this opportunity and I look forward to working with you so much for you 😀 😊
The referee is T.T. from Diddy Kong Racing
Someone was on drugs lmao
Great Run~
I remember playing this back when I was in school.
How come the record is 1:14 if my brother beat the game in 11 seconds?
i like how every name is the stupidest pun possible except for "dave jenkins"
0:19 because there's DEFINITELY no way you could spill a smoothie
0:35 yeah sure, that smoothie will keep you awake, but at what cost?
1:16 a broken clock is right twice a day
1:56 what is this one even trying to say
Can't wait to see this at SGDQ
Getting back up is basically a death sentence.
Omg I used to play this years ago lol.
Now this is awesome meme boxing
This guy just got a new world record in terms of score and In terms of time. He just shattered the last record liek 8 times
What a great mini game!!!!!
Breakfast Brawl: Food murder is part of this healthy breakfast.
godlike
I don't why but i can't stop laughing at 0:41 since my mom makes coffe cakes.
Is there anything that Zallard won't punch?
Fuck I remember playing this in highschool on one of those "unblocked" Google sites
I think that this game needs to be heavily modified and have more opponents like, say, a sausage and biscuit, a doughnut, a bowl of poutine, an egg, a bit of bacon, a piece of toast, a Toaster Strudel, a Pop-Tart, etc.
now i'm kinda tempted to do that
Wait, people in the US eat burgers for _breakfast?_
This feels like a mobile ad Kellogg would run.
Actually if you have an old browser you will still be able to play flash games.
I’m not interested that he’s fighting foods
I’m not interested that there is a living clock
I’m interested in the fact he’s wearing heart underwear
got me to play breakfast brawl...
wow this game exists then, it wasn't a dream
Your awsome i just got punch out on the switch and your channel makes it look easy
Punch out blindfolded doesn't hold a candle to this game
Good video :)
When's SummoningSalt gonna made a VidDoc on this game
this is a game you’d see a cartoon character playing
munch-out
At first I thought Papi C. Debagel's dream job was "executioner of theme park character"
If there's vaguely boxing Zallard1 is on top of it
shut up guys the muffin is dreaming about cows or horses or something
I wish corporations did this instead of ads about perks that will make you boogie
how are you playing this flash is gone ;-;
Good times of childhood.
I wonder if they're still selling these.
Thought it was a mod, then a random animation, then I checked the comments and understood it was an ad lol
Bro these guys are DEAD you killed every single one but Moe
Ray Zinbran - Raisin Bran
Moe Finntop- Muffin Top
Dave Jenkins - A Sausage, Egg and Cheese Sandwich
“Papi” C. Debagel - Poppy Seed DaBagel
I SWEAR I REMEMBER PLAYING THIS GAME
Unless I just remember someone watching it...
ahahahah my first job out of college was doing advertising work like this. I don't think anyone's ever speedran whatever dumb stuff I made though
What did you make?
All it takes is a name and a Flashpoint curation...