Gifts So Good They'll Kill You. Greg Morton - Full Special
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This guy was born to be a comedian! He’s hilarious!!
Na. Just an only child 😂
Jayboogie hilarious!!
He's like that one substitute teacher everyone wants in their class
That would be awesome
Amen
If you're lucky, you got a comedian to teach history.
I never swung on a single back yard swing set that was properly anchored 😂😂😂
Has anyone? I know I never did.
Same
It rocked back and forth haha.
Anchors !?!? What are anchors ??🤔
@@Dirtbag-Hyena
Lol, right, only one person actually dug holes in the yard and filled them with cement for the swings. I saw that in a movie, I think. The memory is very vague.
Yes, I'm having flashbacks of when my brother used to swing very hard and the whole swing set turned over. I think my mom purchased three swing sets. Each one lasted about 2 or 3 years.
Very funny, and I haven't seen such an expressive face in years!
Man that guy did a better job of mocking Star Wars than Disney LOL...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tay Zonday Looking real old after Chocolate Rain
Most underrated comment of 2019!
@@davypig571 lol thanks man
Probably a better tribute to it.
You know he was really funny when your still laughing even after the “Dry Bar Comedy” app ad is over 😂👍👏
This man has to be one of the most masterful stage performers I've ever seen
"We have toys that will kill you". 😂 Oh so true.
That star wars bit is one of the most impressive feats of humanity ive seen in a long time. Right on Greg 😄
Darth Vader Thank you ladies and gentlemen that was “The Notebook”
I cant wait to show my brother
hey daddy vader
I've seen Michael Winslow (Police Academy) live and his Star Wars was amazing. But this one is better
Love the combination of wit and physical humor
From America's Got Talent Semi-Finals to Stand-Up? He should have his own show by now!
Oh yes I do remember him from Americas got talent.I was trying to place him👍🤣👏👏👏
I thought I've seen him before.
There are TH-cam clips with him from '92!
This man is funny.
I think it takes more talent not to be explicit if you're a comedian.
Bravo sir!!!
Was thinking the same
I would listen to audio books narrated by this guy.
Well who wouldn't since he made a living doing voice overs and sound effects?
Same lol
This guy would make a great narrator. Love the voice.
I'm so glad I wasn't the only one thinking this
I was thinking the exact same thing.
I’ve never seen someone make faces like that ever lmao funny as hell
Check out comedian Phil Cool on TH-cam, if you like this guy you will love him.
My nephew is funny and acts out with full animation like this guy.
He use to act slow when We were in the stores and the things he would say and do were hallarious.
Dude is funny, I needed that on Christmas Day. Like to be his neighbor, bet him walking out to get the mail would make my day.
Better than the guy yesterday!
Me too. :-)
That's just it...performing can be draining. He probably just collects his mail regularly.
This guy is so weird...and that's an outstanding thing!
He definitely has peculiar features which adds to his punch lines...
Check him out on America's Got Talent - he was amaaazing on it.
Sometimes he's frigging scary looking.
Amend The End I know exactly what kind of kid he was 😂😂
Can you imagine being a kid and bringing your friends over?? Theyd either be afraid or rather hang with your dad. Lol
I *absolutely love* Dry Bar Comedy. I discovered it just last week. I have *laughed and laughed and laughed so danged hard!* Really fun material without *the filth.* PROOF that offensive language is *not* necessary for *humor to be effective!* Thank you for the laughter.
I love you for this comment
What a voice! What a repertory of facial expressions and imitations. Gifted man.
So happy to see this guy. What a christmas gift.
That was incredible his voices are magnificent!!!!!!
300% Comedy Gold -- 100 for content, 100 for delivery. Another 100 cause I'm still laughing.
His facial expressions is %85 of the show! 🤣🤣 hilarious!
Greg Morton your art of comedy is outstanding.
You are beyond funny.
You need your own sitcom.
The rocking animals on huge springs outside grocery stores & playgrounds . The whole thing including the handle bars were solid steel . 😁🤣
Comic genius and brilliant impressions! Fully enjoyed this act. 👍👍
Oh, my God he is so hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing. He's probably one of the best comedians I've seen. Keep up the good work.
The jason sylvester and arnold impressions were hilarious !!!!! 10:43
Just found my new all time favorite comedian! 👍😂
Dude is a proper comedian. The voice, the faces, the jokes, the presence.. there's not much of those around.
You're awesome mr. Morton
Greg Morten is hilarious. I haven't laughed like that in awhile. A lot of things he said are familiar situations I've experienced. Thanks for the laughs.
his chewbacca impression is solid Gold, love it
I would hire this guy for everything,a perfect troll (voices he makes are so good and relatable )
I heard like 20 cartoons and 10 other voices hahaha
This guy is hysterical keep up the wonderful phenomenal work mr Greg Morton
This performance was PHENOMENAL
His Star Wars bit was amazing! 😻
Ooo yes lawn jarts, I have quite a few. My family plays jarts during the summer at night with glow sticks taped to them , so much fun
How many family members do you have left?
Sorry. I couldn't help it.
What an amazing talent this guy is! Wow!
When the shock and pain is so bad you scream with no sound!!😂😂😂 The dart throwing as kids..
Please do movies!! I would love to see him in character. He is so expressive..
I died at "thank you, ladies and gentleman, that was the notebook."
This guy is the DEFINITION of comedy!
Remember those hard plastic clinker clacker balls on a string? That was our main toy in the 70s and you'd clink them up and down up and down and they would just bruise you all over your arm.... Oh my my my.... I will never forget those things...OUCH!! This comedian was so funny, my tummy hurts from laughing. Awesome awesome show. Thank you. 😃
This guy is brilliant. Fantastic.
My husband and I watch DryBar a lot. This is the first time I've commented. He is absolutely hilarious!!!
Omfg those voices vere just soo GREEAAAAAT!!! ";)
Love this dude... Greg Frigin Morton!!!!
Omg I'm 9 minutes in and I can't stop laughing! Of all the comedians I love this guy definitely makes me laugh the hardest!!!!
He really needs his own show. Love the Walmart therapy.
INCREDIBLE vocal effects!!!
He did impressions on AGT. He is constantly hilarious 😂😂
He should have done more comedy on AGT. He might have won. Had no idea he was this funny.
@@mamadee5855 Yeah that is true I think He did focus to much on just the voices. I hope we hear more of Him though..
I still have a set of Jarts.
I'd love to have a lawn dart . I bet you could hold off a swat team with one .☺
You want to sell them?
Seriously!
I'm buying back my childhood one toy at a time.
@@DavidSmith-fk8wm
Naaa. They were left over from my childhood. I have them setting on a glass display shelf. I, too, buy my childhood, when I can.
I still have my 1978 Mongoose BMX (restored) and my Sears rainbow skateboard. It's fun and cool but, a little depressing at the same time. I think the word is "melancholy".
I think if I sell the stuff, I may actually slip into a coma and/or die. I don't drink the blood of virgins. I just hold onto my past and maybe collect a few things I've lost. LOL.
I enjoy it, as I'm sure you do.
The Romans called them Plumbata 😊
Yesss!! Such an awesome Christmas gift. Thank You Drybar, Greg is one of my all-time favorites. ❤
How many people watched his clips a year ago and then saw him on agt.
Because the fact that he is talented as a comedian but got through agt exclusively on his voices is definitely something to behold
What a talent, poehh,bro you are extremely gooddddd, and you put your whole soul in it
Oh my goodness! Greg is hilarious. 🤣
Best time spent on TH-cam!
HE GOT ME WITH THE DAFFY DUCK VOICE OVER 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀🗣🗣
He is so frickin funny
I am so happy that he developed a full routine around his incredible talents! I loved him on AGT, but always wished he would flesh his routine out to a whole stand-up bit, which he now has done, and like I said, it makes me very happy!!
Brilliant comic, superb timing
He's been doing this for years. Our local comedy club had him as a headliner several times 20 years ago. My friends and I went every time. Always packed the house.
@@rileyevan1 oh, I didn't know that, but I'm glad to hear it. He's great!
I was thoroughly entertained!!😂🤣😂🤣
He won. I don't know if you can win anything but he won
The ladies in the back are cracking me up!!!
Yep, lawn darts and getting smacked in the face with a tether ball. Ahhh, the good ol’ days. 😆
Why can I only like once, this guy is gold 👌
This guy's hilarious! Great jokes combined with impressive facial expressions and voice acting
YOU..Greg Morton, are HILARIOUS!!!!! I enjoyed every bit. I laughed so hard.😂
This guy is incredible. Excellent late night watch.
Greg, you are a funny dude my dude. You enjoy what you do and we can feel it
I love his comedy. Hilarious
It's funny watching this in Covid era. That feeling you had about the earth was spot on. The plague did come by!
Unique and soooooo funny I love this guy ! His soul is humor at it’s best
I missed this guy so much! I remember his just for laughs appearance!
This guy is naturally funny. Love him 😂
This guy is amazing. I could sit down for hours on end and watch him act out his entire life.
I NEED MORE. Greg is the funniest man alive
Very few comics make sides hurt and he's one of them. Great bit.
The kid who hurt themself joke almost made me piss myself. 🤣🤣🤣
I saw the God's must be crazy 2 too. They were awesome. The journey of that coke bottle was absolutely hilarious.
Super Hilarious! Belt on the Shelf! Brings back old childhood memories!
I remember Greg Morton so many years ago performing at Just for Laughs. His routine is still one of the best ever.
The very best comedian i have seen in 20 years.
Me he is so funny ,I love him his humor so right on ! We braved the summertime heat with all the kids in the “hood” playing “Army” in the old apricot orchard,or base ball ! We were like one family ! Of course this was back in the 50s , we didn’t have iPads ,cell phones ,tv , malls ! But we did have movies 🎥 two feature. films . Two or three cartoons and movie tone news plus ads for next weeks movies ! Oh andThe serial of the month (soap opera for kids ) and the price of a ticket was a nickel ,or dime ! Adults 50 cents
I truly believe clean humor like this is 100X harder than comedy with swearing and sex talk (or menstral talk which seems standard for female comedians).
H3N1 you sunk my battleship 😂
Wow! Amazing talent.
HILARIOUS!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣 So many good childhood memories!🙌🏼💜
I love his humor! Great Impersonations and sound effects! Cool dude!
makes me apreciate smart humour ...
This guy is really good hahaha
OMG the good ol' days, when survival was luck of the draw LMAO
This guy is an amazing talent👍👍
I laughed so hard at the sharing and shaving jokes. He is hilarious.
Brilliant sir 💥✔
👍🏾😁
Bravo for growing up to Be a kid🙃
Very funny man. EDIT: Also, the first comedian, particularly black comedian who addresses black culture without being racist. Who is merely matter of fact about differences without judgment. Very refreshing. Love this guy.
This talent blows my mind
Absolutely hilarious! Great comedian!
Only a Star Wars fan can understand the pure Genius of this joke
Greg..I love watching your comedy..
Now that was hilarious
This guy is hilarious because it's TRUE!