A Store Once Sold Baked Beans for Minus Two Pence (My Dad Changed the World of Beans)

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  • @jake1173
    @jake1173 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1919

    I saw an off brand butter called "I hope its butter"
    So do I.

    • @skylineb28
      @skylineb28 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      SparkyTheFox 😂 I’m cryin

    • @theycallmerainy2010
      @theycallmerainy2010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I fell out of my chair laughing at this

    • @MrWeedWacky
      @MrWeedWacky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I saw the off off brand "Pray it's butter!"

    • @laggyhuman4169
      @laggyhuman4169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      omfg I'm cackling 😂

    • @impulsetoaster896
      @impulsetoaster896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Please be butter

  • @lostarinokripparino4605
    @lostarinokripparino4605 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3053

    Oops I have been bamboozled into believing this spreading product was actually a dairy based spreading product when it is actually made of a alternative

    • @paulol7224
      @paulol7224 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ᏀᎾᏀᎤ

    • @alexiskis1503
      @alexiskis1503 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Actually it is dairy-based I'm vegan trust me I know this

    • @wnstn_9446
      @wnstn_9446 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah its margerine

    • @Faolan_Grey
      @Faolan_Grey 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Almost nailed it... but an*

    • @ellis3320
      @ellis3320 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      You were labouring under the misapprehension that this is is butter. Fuck you its margerine.

  • @jcdowen
    @jcdowen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +974

    *Marvel* "Infinity war is the most ambitious cross-over in history."
    *Sense of right Alliance* "Hold my injection moulding machine."

    • @jamesobrien4993
      @jamesobrien4993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hold my copyright infringement

    • @wolfzburn8822
      @wolfzburn8822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Masahiro Sakurai: Hold my beer.

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      U/obviousplant weeps for those who fall for his deliberately flagrant forgeries

  • @lordzorddan8971
    @lordzorddan8971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    The fact, that back in Hungary, Tesco is actually the shop where you go for cheap stuff (we call them "Tesco affordables") and Aldi is where you go for quality products

    • @James-thefogiscoming
      @James-thefogiscoming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Impossible

    • @noemitamas4066
      @noemitamas4066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That depends. The Aldi at my grandparents' place has some of the weirdest no-name stuff that I have seen in a legit supermarket, Mostly food stuff. I once counted about 5-6 different brands of "fake Nutella" that all looked the same. Nothing on the level of Sense of Right Alliance though :D

    • @sidarthur8706
      @sidarthur8706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      same in britain. aldi sells great stuff cheaply, tesco sells crap cheaply

    • @chocorocky5705
      @chocorocky5705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@noemitamas4066 knockoff Nutella tastes like garbage.

    • @bretwinters8505
      @bretwinters8505 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The alcohol knockoffs were great, when EU regulation forced name changes.
      Sailor's alcoholic drink in Hungary. Bum and Tum in Slovakia.
      Or Tesco Vo35ka

  • @KerryMakesNightcores
    @KerryMakesNightcores 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1380

    Just found this channel and I genuinely love this guys personality.

  • @samriley3417
    @samriley3417 6 ปีที่แล้ว +543

    I bought Sharpies at a dollar store and noticed that they ran out too quickly and after further inspection of the pens I found that they we're actually Shoupies

    • @gabbyappleby5715
      @gabbyappleby5715 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      My school brought a load of unbranded ones for all the yr11s. They literally just leaked smelly water and didn't work

    • @abby88121
      @abby88121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I had skarpies

  • @Mootsey
    @Mootsey 6 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    My store carrys "No Ifs, ands or butter"

  • @humphreygobo6576
    @humphreygobo6576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    My father-in-law refers to "Butter, It's Not!" as Yoda butter. Just try to imagine Hank Hill saying "Go on and pass me that Yoda butter", and you'll know what my Thanksgiving was like.

    • @MrSpirit99
      @MrSpirit99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yoda butter, that's great!

    • @veronviper06
      @veronviper06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My favourite name of those rip offs is “you’d butter believe it!”
      I love a shitty pun

    • @ulrikahaggard9923
      @ulrikahaggard9923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@veronviper06 my favourite name is:
      Wow! I totally thought it was "butter"
      Lmao

    • @dansattah
      @dansattah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sounds like the perfect response to an annoying friend. "Taste my Yoda butter!"

  • @tigerleddy
    @tigerleddy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    I have 2 favorites:
    1)Memories of butter
    2)Dr. Faygo

    • @TerribleTake
      @TerribleTake 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Love faygo

    • @creamcannon825
      @creamcannon825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Faygo is not a rip off. It is a luxury to have Faygo. Unfortunately, any esteemed Faygo consumer is lobbed into the Juggalo category.

    • @supergeeky7529
      @supergeeky7529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TerribleTake drinking faygo right now!!

    • @stitchfinger7678
      @stitchfinger7678 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@creamcannon825 tbf its most popular in the regions juggalos come from so the association is geographic as well as memetic

  • @montaguecox8729
    @montaguecox8729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    One of my friend’s grandparents won £10 for winning a competition, their submission was: have a kit-kat, have a break. I’ll let you connect the dots on what the competition was

  • @aaronboothproduction
    @aaronboothproduction 6 ปีที่แล้ว +669

    In Canada we have off brand 'Dr. Pepper' called 'Fizz PhD'

  • @gabrielathero
    @gabrielathero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Thanks a lot Karls Dad for getting Heinz to put ring pulls on their cans.
    I always have a couple cans with me when i go camping and it is the most convenient thing ever.

  • @Deathnotefan97
    @Deathnotefan97 6 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    It's not an actual brand (that I know of) but there is someone on TH-cam with the username "I'm very angry it's not butter!"
    That always makes me laugh

  • @jasonm2919
    @jasonm2919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    I'd like an episode of Karl making these famous fry beans

    • @pringleaddict5827
      @pringleaddict5827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The next being at the doctors being diagnosed with type 2 diabetes

  • @cruisebishop3392
    @cruisebishop3392 6 ปีที่แล้ว +873

    Did you know that Oreos are a knockoff brand. Hydrox are the original.

    • @mitchellpaterson8643
      @mitchellpaterson8643 6 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      I spent two hours researching this and I will never look at Oreos the same thank you for this info you god

    • @zech6857
      @zech6857 6 ปีที่แล้ว +378

      true but who the fuck wants to eat something called hydrox
      shit sounds like a cleaning product

    • @acewolfgang276
      @acewolfgang276 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@zech6857 Ikr

    • @JohnDoe-ns8ho
      @JohnDoe-ns8ho 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Cruise Bishop
      Yeah. all this branding nonsense is just that.

    • @cakes4494
      @cakes4494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I don't know what to do with this information now i have it

  • @PetriCour
    @PetriCour 6 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    Instead of wheat thins.... wait for it...
    Thin Wheat

    • @peepoos
      @peepoos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hey mom go get me
      some wheat *t h i c c s*

    • @rakew9231
      @rakew9231 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thin wheats or thins wheat

  • @dezthedapper1181
    @dezthedapper1181 6 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    my favorite was when me and my dad got every off brand dr pepper we could find in the twin cities and then put a can of dr pepper in the middle captioned it dr pepper and its inbred children

    • @Grimmsha72
      @Grimmsha72 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      General Desimatorg
      Just the fact you took all the time to go through all that trouble for such a dumb picture, the pic should have been your dad and you besides the Dr. Pepper with that caption.
      EDIT - Then it actual would have been funny.

    • @dezthedapper1181
      @dezthedapper1181 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Grimmsha72 there was like 30 of them in the same store a quick Google search found the others

    • @seaventy_5288
      @seaventy_5288 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You my new friend are clearly an intellectual

    • @Ardorstorm
      @Ardorstorm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is the definition of a high effort shitpost

    • @benson4u215
      @benson4u215 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LegendStormcrow bruh it made the gas pump guy nervous when I got out to check the oil on a road trip, portland is horrible nowadays

  • @RVGmetallicasaw
    @RVGmetallicasaw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    "PUT RING-PULLS ON BAKED BEANS SO i DON'T HAVE TO WAKE UP MY FAMILY EVERY DAMN TIME I COME HOME HUNGRY!"
    That's how I imagine your dad.

  • @michaelwalsh6276
    @michaelwalsh6276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Something my dad said about shopping in Aldi: "Come in for a pot of jam, come out with some power tools."
    Meanwhile in Ikea, you go in for a couch, come out with the couch, a few tealights, a blackboard, some magnets and a shelf.

    • @lelandunruh7896
      @lelandunruh7896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is me at Costco. I go in for laundry detergent, milk, and salad greens, and somehow emerge an hour later with an adjustable ladder, a pair of shoes, and a box set of Doctor Who episodes.

    • @stevenbobbybills
      @stevenbobbybills 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You also get some meatballs when you're in IKEA.

    • @Spectron2077
      @Spectron2077 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stevenbobbybills and lingonberry jam

    • @not4u731
      @not4u731 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m gonna have to get Kieran Walsh

    • @ludi3444
      @ludi3444 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You forgot Blahaj

  • @code_boogie7519
    @code_boogie7519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I love the Vodka thats just labeled vodka. Nothing special or fancy, just straight to the point.

    • @parimabartender
      @parimabartender 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Like the beer that is just a can with the word Beer on it

  • @floppaquest4916
    @floppaquest4916 6 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    Our family meal is known as *picks up dog*

    • @PravdaKatyusha
      @PravdaKatyusha 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Maybe he's part Chinese

    • @onyxowl70
      @onyxowl70 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok Dio you eat your dogs, araki would be proud.

    • @FrancoKing419
      @FrancoKing419 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      OnyxOwl70 lmaoooo

  • @KaitoGillscale
    @KaitoGillscale 6 ปีที่แล้ว +554

    I think my favorite "fake butter" name is "memories of butter"

    • @Moocow2003
      @Moocow2003 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      That's oddly poetic.

    • @jackmac7099
      @jackmac7099 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      What about "That is NOT Butter"

    • @kaiserwigglesiii2369
      @kaiserwigglesiii2369 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Sounds like a dark souls message

    • @amojak
      @amojak 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      is that a homeopathic butter ? :D

    • @ClintWestVood
      @ClintWestVood 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      beautiful

  • @FrozenLavaDragonProd
    @FrozenLavaDragonProd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    Thanks Karl's dad! I hate can openers so much!

    • @ArthurTRead
      @ArthurTRead 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm scared to use can openers in case I cut myself cause I'm terrified of hurting myself
      so I agree with you on hating them

  • @TheSamuelCish
    @TheSamuelCish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I'm years late, but there's a Dr. Pepper knock off called "The Fizzicist"

  • @kingcole5977
    @kingcole5977 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Babies don't even open the can" - a very passionate and very annoyed man

  • @wsphomieg
    @wsphomieg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    The Heinz cans are still the worst. Stocking shelves in a supermarket a few years ago, the Heinz bean cans were the only cans in the whole store that couldn't nest/stack properly due to the can design.

    • @Massivehero1
      @Massivehero1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Respect for doing the supermarket hustle! Hope you got out G 👊

    • @joebees21
      @joebees21 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I had the exact same experience when I worked at a supermarket. I always got really nervous too cuz they were quite high up.

    • @lucywood3193
      @lucywood3193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ahh see where I work we're too lazy and just leave them in the cardboard trays, and stack thosr

    • @CanIHasThisName
      @CanIHasThisName 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@lucywood3193 Newsflash! You're actually supposed to leave the cans in the cardboard trays. It allows you to easily separate different dates, it allows you to move cans across the store easily if you need to, it prevents accidents and also, some customers buy large numbers of them and it's more convenient for them to just pick up the try than to pick up every single can individually and carry it home.

    • @lucywood3193
      @lucywood3193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@CanIHasThisName newsflash! Actually where I worked we were told to not do that bc it meant the shelves looked unappealing to customers and it made the small shelves hard af to clean and stack

  • @mrtannzr
    @mrtannzr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Butter?
    Maybe!

    • @waltermoment739
      @waltermoment739 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      mrtannzr
      “Fuck you, it’s margarine!”

  • @crusader7616
    @crusader7616 6 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Oreos are actually a knock off brand that became more popular.

    • @Ardorstorm
      @Ardorstorm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Crusader wha... what do i do with this information?

    • @karoline9835
      @karoline9835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Abyssal look up hydrox

  • @rasmAn2
    @rasmAn2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    I know this video is nearly a year old, but the people need to know. in the Netherlands, Aldi has a peanut butter off brand called "helaes", which makes it one letter off "helaas pindakaas", which is the sarcastic way of saying "too bad" in dutch. literally the thing you say after someone has a hold my beer moment, or when someones pyramid scheme imploded, but your to polite to burst out in a belly laugh (or just before that). i just can't get over the image of a random nobody with a fancy marketing degree, stranded for years at Aldi, finally getting his big break when he gets asked to come up with a label design and a brand for peanutbutter for poor people, and just goes fuck it, i'm having it, fully expecting to be fired the next day for it. then his boss sees it, has a small chuckle and goes, fuck it, let him have this one. it's been on shelves for at least a decade now, even getting a new label in the mean time.

    • @Mr8lacklp
      @Mr8lacklp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This reminds me of skoda the Czech car manufacturer. Their name means damage.

    • @NM-wd7kx
      @NM-wd7kx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm glad to see other countries have a very similar sense of humour to us there.

    • @iplaygames8090
      @iplaygames8090 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Mr8lacklp it also means shame. So what a shame our tank crashed into yours car.

    • @maxpoh
      @maxpoh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Unfortunately Peanutbutter

  • @theycallmerainy2010
    @theycallmerainy2010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    FUN FACT: Oreos were the off brand. The original thing was something like "Hydrox"

    • @eadweard.
      @eadweard. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sounds like something used to purify water.

  • @Ash-yh5yn
    @Ash-yh5yn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    I did something similar to your dad except relating to my school. Recently my school built a new gym and library and kept boasting about paying $7.7 million dollars on the gym and $2.5 million on the library. My vice principle also went out of his way to tell me that the cost of fixing my school's traffic issue (the only problem that needed to be solved aside from additional classrooms, which we didn't get (we already had an absolutely massive gym)) was greater than both the gym and library. This annoyed me so one day I wrote an 11 page paper in which I analyzed building regulations for my state and then calculated how much they should have paid. Side note before I go into the numbers I calculated: the new gym violated several building codes and should have been deemed unsuited for use. Side note concluded: the gym should have cost $5.9 million, the library $1.5 million, and the road would have cost $1.919 million. Fun bit that I stressed heavily was that if they had not over paid for the library and gym then they could have fixed the traffic problem and still have money left over. I was suspended the day after I handed my research paper to my school's vice principle...

    • @maideninsider8673
      @maideninsider8673 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Ash Hickman Dang, they really did not take criticism too well. Cool job on the paper though!

    • @isawadelapradera6490
      @isawadelapradera6490 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      That's why you don't send that to the one in charge. you send it to the local press. The guy was not stupid, he just lined his pockets with gold.

    • @thomaskelly4855
      @thomaskelly4855 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The wankers

    • @jake1173
      @jake1173 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good thing to know there are still people who will do what is right, even if it gets them in trouble. people like you are awesome. thanks.

    • @rougespartan0076
      @rougespartan0076 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      People are dumb

  • @ExtraD0G
    @ExtraD0G 7 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Dr.Pepper:
    Dr.THUNDER

    • @Romalian
      @Romalian 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Honestly I dont think Dr. Thunder is a knock off of Dr Pepper because it LITERALLY tastes nothing like it! Im convinced that its its own flavor of soda just using the Dr. Pepper branding... which i guess... kinda makes it a knock off? I dunno.

  • @SentinalhMC
    @SentinalhMC 6 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    I work at a discount store in the US and we have an off brand of Mountain Dew called Mountain Explosion. I always chuckle at how intense the name is.

    • @ChucksSEADnDEAD
      @ChucksSEADnDEAD 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SentinalhMC that's fucking awesome.

    • @England91
      @England91 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      SentinalhMC that's a volcano mate

    • @raptorcell6633
      @raptorcell6633 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Paul Banks it is if you shake the fuck out of it.

    • @SMOK3SCR3EN
      @SMOK3SCR3EN 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      SentinalhMC you think tat is intense? We sell bird food sticks that are just called, EXTREME!.
      fucking bird food

    • @fnjesusfreak
      @fnjesusfreak 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mtn Explosion, as in Dollar General's version of Mountain Dew (as well as Code Red and Voltage)?

  • @D.M.Mortem
    @D.M.Mortem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "BABIES DON'T EVEN OPEN THE CAN!"
    -Smallwood Sr.

  • @LieseFury
    @LieseFury 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Dr Thunder and Mountain Lightning are pretty high up on my favorites just for theming, but the funniest one I've heard of was a knockoff Oreo cookie called Borneo.
    Honorable mentions: Grab That Auto 5, What's Up?, Donkey Xote ("From the producers who saw Shrek"), Ratatoing

  • @thesebarooo803
    @thesebarooo803 6 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    If the bean wars consisted of selling beans for really cheap, then does that mean that Star Wars consists of selling stars for really cheap?

    • @HannahWithNoBananas
      @HannahWithNoBananas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      worst joke ever

    • @zech6857
      @zech6857 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I can tell he felt proud about that one

    • @zech6857
      @zech6857 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@joedd215 Mmm hmm. And World War 1 and 2?

    • @jebushwplainview9453
      @jebushwplainview9453 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stick to your FB forums kiddo

    • @zech6857
      @zech6857 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@joedd215 i was being sarcasm though, wtf ;,,(

  • @MrSharpshot
    @MrSharpshot 7 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    We have " Butter it's not "

    • @kylecow1930
      @kylecow1930 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      MrSharpshot90 Yoda, 'mmm butter it's not'

    • @CassidyCope
      @CassidyCope 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yoda, 2017

    • @snartgaming4922
      @snartgaming4922 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Its butter"

  • @minasoliman
    @minasoliman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    When I was in Egypt, I used to buy low quality slippers to take with me. Egypt is a great place to buy bootleg, but when I was young, they seem to be terrible at it. I remembered buying two pairs of slippers, one of the "Adidos" brand and the other of the "Nikee" brand. Yes, those are the correct way to spell these bootleg slippers.

    • @ChucksSEADnDEAD
      @ChucksSEADnDEAD 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Acliclas is the best.

    • @OfficiallySanctionedKATG
      @OfficiallySanctionedKATG 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did you go to 'Lionel Richie's Handbags' shop while in Egypt?

    • @onishinobi1371
      @onishinobi1371 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I had a "Bolex" watch as a kid - it charged itself with movement of the wrist and everything. I had the exact same design, weight and feel of a real Rolex, it had the Rolex crown (which fell off after I'd owned it for a year or two) too, but it just said "Bolex" instead of "Rolex". Same font. I used that thing for a couple of years wonderfully, and it cost me 20 dirhams at the time (was living in Dubai at the time and me and my dad had bought it off an asian lady on the street one night), which would be about 3/4 euros / USD today.

  • @aleena2121
    @aleena2121 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Lele is a Chinese knock-off Lego. Grandma gave my bro a Lele Millenium Falcon. He could not build it fully.

    • @rizzmonster2695
      @rizzmonster2695 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      wouldn't it be funny if they called it a century hawk?

    • @maxebanana6143
      @maxebanana6143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rizzmonster2695 "lele" is what we call catfish in indonesian, lol.

    • @petarmitkov1056
      @petarmitkov1056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lele is something like an exclamation in Bulgairan. It is reasonable to assume someone would not realise they bought a knockoff and go "oh-lele"

  • @bicajoao
    @bicajoao 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I saw a shirt once with acliclas written on it. At a distance you could read adidas only up close you would distinguish the d's for the cl 's

  • @DerpySquiddles4043
    @DerpySquiddles4043 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Asda: im gonna sell them for 7p
    Tesco: well....try 3p
    Chris sanders: *walks in and slowly takes off sunglasses* peasents all of you

  • @donnak8195
    @donnak8195 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    In Aldi they have alcafé instead of Nescafé

    • @joshuamcginty8754
      @joshuamcginty8754 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And Dakotas Pride! my favorite knockoff brand name.

  • @empollak
    @empollak 7 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    "unbelievable this is not butter"

    • @amethystgamer852
      @amethystgamer852 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "You butter believe it!"

    • @thebiggestnut217
      @thebiggestnut217 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *I CAN'T QUITE COMPREHEND THAT THE CONSUMABLE ITEM I AM CURRENTLY CONSUMING IS INDEED NOT COMPOSED OF GENUINE DAIRY BUTTER BUT INSTEAD IS COMPOSED OF A DAIRY FREE ALTERNATIVE SUBSTANCE*

  • @black_platypus
    @black_platypus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And thank you so much for doing the proper thing putting the movie sources on screen and links in the description!
    Right on!

  • @barskateco2154
    @barskateco2154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Karl’s dad making Heinz put ring pulls is now real life canon

  • @Nommie_Noms
    @Nommie_Noms 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    As far as I’m concerned your dad should be knighted and have a bank holiday dedicated to him.

  • @rhysjones9771
    @rhysjones9771 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I thought this was jam but boy howdy was I jumping to some erranous goddamn conclusions.

    • @England91
      @England91 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Super Original Band Name ha do American's even know what that is???

  • @SweetSockMonkey
    @SweetSockMonkey 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    My favorite was hamburger helper rip off called “panburger partner”

  • @ryanhogge8
    @ryanhogge8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    On the "what, not butter!" thing, I worked at a shipyard in Seattle for a while. And up there, salt for icing roads and sidewalks is not allowed. So the stuff they used everywhere was always in bags and buckets just stenciled "NOT SALT".

  • @Trustyfilms
    @Trustyfilms ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I remember moving to another country just before the Baked Bean Wars and being really gutted.

  • @T-bird_Johnny
    @T-bird_Johnny 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I bought a margarine once that was, "IT COULD BE BUTTER" 🤣🤣🤣it's like they themselves don't know what it is.

  • @lolmanbob123
    @lolmanbob123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    my favorite knock-off is a brand of mozzarella sticks called "cheese planks". Believe me, the word "plank" is accurate. The cheese didn't stretch at all, and the provided "marinara sauce" was actually just ketchup.

  • @TalenGryphon
    @TalenGryphon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Faved for "Wow! I totally thought it was BUTTER!" Lol

  • @jjju3
    @jjju3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    My friend showed me an off brand cereal they had yesterday called *"Loopy nut"* and i laughed at it for like 10 minutes

    • @chocorocky5705
      @chocorocky5705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That sounds like a nickname for testicular torsion.

  • @camfox5187
    @camfox5187 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you Mr. smallwood for the ease of access to these glorious beans

  • @jinglejanglers7656
    @jinglejanglers7656 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    The sense of right alliance has me crying.

  • @penwoopydo
    @penwoopydo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I misheard ring pulls.
    Now tell me why certian cans have wrinkles or whatever they're called.

    • @TaeryFai
      @TaeryFai 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      JordyT1998 Matter of strength, flat metal sheets, cheap and can withstand water and so forth but gets crushed easily. Just wrinkle that up then much stronger and withstand some weight. Coke cans vs Tin cans.

    • @DB-wg4jo
      @DB-wg4jo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It took me till the end of the video to figure out what the fuck karl was talking about with that.

  • @buringplumbranches
    @buringplumbranches 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I use a knock off "i can't believe it's not butter" called "Butter! It's not!"
    I buy it JUST because it's called that.

  • @aam3432
    @aam3432 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    For real, your dad is an inspiration. So much determination.

  • @surtrgaming1730
    @surtrgaming1730 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can somewhat relate to Smallwood Dad's passion. I feel the same angry "This doesn't make sense" when I see a rule not really being followed.
    Example: "Everyone has an equal protection of the law" "Then why are legal fees a thing? If you can't afford it, you're going to have less options, if at all. And if you've got less options, how the **** is it equal?"

  • @paulhudson6846
    @paulhudson6846 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    How do you guys not have more subs, I keep checking expecting to see 7.9mil, but no, just 7.9k still :)

  • @calvinlee8103
    @calvinlee8103 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I love those cheap off-brand action figures. The best one I've ever seen was one I bought at a dollar store as a kid; it was just 3 generic army figures, which they *intended* to call "Hero Corps." (Corps. Like 'marine corps.') What they *actually* said on the package was "Hero Corpses". I stupidly opened it up and threw out the package because I was just a kid who wanted fake G.I. Joe's. If anyone has a picture of this though, *PLEASE* send me a link to it. Not sure if it helps find it, but it was a 3-pack of very shit action figures, it came with a beige dirt bike and a bunch of guns, and it was bought from a dollar tree in America in the late 90's. If anyone knows what I'm talking about and has a picture, that would be amazing.

    • @bleachedout
      @bleachedout 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Calvin Lee hey man I found it right here!!!
      th-cam.com/video/DTxnJdFiofw/w-d-xo.html

    • @MakusinMeringue
      @MakusinMeringue 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@bleachedout missed rickroll opportunity

    • @thatweasel
      @thatweasel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MakusinMeringue agreed

  • @asdatescosains700
    @asdatescosains700 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    My favourite offbrand is Revengers: Endless Tussle - Regular Raccoon

  • @ProfessorDarkAcademia
    @ProfessorDarkAcademia 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    That beans pull tab story is one of the loveliest things I’ve ever heard.

  • @xdrakken4710
    @xdrakken4710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "It seems I have been tricked into believing that this was dairy based bread lubrication but in truth it was a non-dairy based material designed for my bread instead"

  • @krylissnorwind7528
    @krylissnorwind7528 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I would love to see a product that is: I Can't Believe That It's Not I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.

  • @BevaBanzai
    @BevaBanzai 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    In Sweden we have a place called "McDragans", that's my favourite off brand. The logo is yellow and shaped like an M (think McDonalds), but if you look closely it's actually two legs, spread apart. They don't serve burgers though, they're into striptease. And yes, he got in trouble since the logo and name resembled McDonalds so much but he the verdict from the court of justice fell out in McDragan's favor.

  • @JamesCPotter13
    @JamesCPotter13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    Best off brand? Oreos.
    They're literally a knock off of the old Hydrox cookies.
    Look it up

    • @georgerobertson1054
      @georgerobertson1054 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Joshua Sweetvale that’s why hydrox failed and Oreo succeeded, in replacing them.

    • @mandalorian_guy
      @mandalorian_guy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's because oreos are way better.

    • @aksneed96
      @aksneed96 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bullshit. They're completely different.

    • @PassionsDemise
      @PassionsDemise 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      So what you're saying is... Oreo is to Hydrox, what Fortnite is to PubG

    • @BarbecuedBismuth
      @BarbecuedBismuth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And Pepsi is just a knockoff of coke. That completely invalidates it's huge market presence and fierce competition with coke! It's obvious!

  • @HusbandofLois
    @HusbandofLois 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I collect bootleg films, and I have 2 called 'Chop Kick Panda' and 'Tappy Toes' (kung fu panda and happy feet)

    • @stevenbobbybills
      @stevenbobbybills 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Little Panda Fighter and Ratatoing

    • @HusbandofLois
      @HusbandofLois 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ArthurKingoftheBritons404 ah yes, "A Fairy Tale Christmas". Not actually a bad film at all, it's animated fairly charmingly and the story isn't too awful either.
      The crowning glory of my bootleg collection is a double CD that has the Richard Harris 'Gulliver's Travels' on one side and one of the 3 animated Titanic bootlegs on the other. Now that film is a fucking crazy ride

  • @Trustyfilms
    @Trustyfilms ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My Gran used to buy 'What, not butter!' too. The idiots used an exclamation mark by accident.

  • @shittywizard7176
    @shittywizard7176 7 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    I had no idea that the English ate so many beans, have they considered this in the Ozone depletion calculations?

    • @plasmasloth8201
      @plasmasloth8201 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      We have baked beans, we just don't eat it on slices of bread, it's more of a gourmet meal.

    • @plasmasloth8201
      @plasmasloth8201 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Henry Ambrose wot u mean?

    • @GamingOS
      @GamingOS 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      it is.

    • @minatokirijio9059
      @minatokirijio9059 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Henry Ambrose it really is.

    • @minatokirijio9059
      @minatokirijio9059 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Henry Ambrose dude, I love bake beans, but us Americans eat it like we do mac and cheese, without putting too much else on it. And you can get some fancy n bake beans. I never even thought of putting them on bread. I’m going to have to try that.

  • @CaptmagiKono
    @CaptmagiKono 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Was never a fan of baked beans myself, but the moral of the story for me is, competition is good.

    • @Sullytaan
      @Sullytaan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Actually, in cases of food it tends to work out badly for producers such as farmers. Its an oligopsony meaning there are many sellers of food (farmers) and few buyers (large supermarket chains). Since they have way more influence on price, its the farmers that get fucked by intense competition, rarely the corporations.

    • @ChucksSEADnDEAD
      @ChucksSEADnDEAD 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sultan Ijaz few buyers means there's fewer competition down the supply chain.

    • @Sullytaan
      @Sullytaan 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Titanium Rain supermarkets MNCs act as a more collusive buyer to get a better price with the suppliers but continue to compete as normal later in the process.

  • @alibobble
    @alibobble 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Dr. Fizz or Dr. Thunder for Dr. Pepper haha

    • @nizzel_
      @nizzel_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dr. Pop in Michigan

    • @YourCrazyDolphin
      @YourCrazyDolphin 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      PassiveDestroyer I don't think that's a random off-brand variant, considering that restaurants will actually have on the menu instead of Dr. Pepper sometimes.

    • @sergioamador9850
      @sergioamador9850 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Real doctor" Save Mart, California

    • @jernie9384
      @jernie9384 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dr. Thunder sounds even way cooler

    • @dogkota
      @dogkota 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Asauz
      Dr.K
      (I once took a picture and edited it to say Dik)

  • @Lonniebelle1979
    @Lonniebelle1979 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    God bless your dad! Man of action right there!

  • @sbsanan95
    @sbsanan95 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Last year we had the candy wars in Norway. It started with sales on candy for Halloween two years ago and it started again at Easter. The second years Easter the prices got so crazy it went as nasional news.

    • @goodjobeli
      @goodjobeli 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stian Soisdal
      you can buy sweets for as little as 1p per sweet here. there's a shop outside my school that's sells 100 sweets for £1

    • @Quethonable
      @Quethonable 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Meanwhile, in Scotland I am forced to live in a world where Freddos are 60p

    • @Marc-lf4du
      @Marc-lf4du 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Macdeas ikr
      It's more cost efficient to just buy a regular Cadbury one

  • @micl6025
    @micl6025 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Off-Brand(y)
    Someone make that a real alchohol

  • @frmcf
    @frmcf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    We used to buy 'What, no butter!' from Kwiksave. Aldi had an amazing Baileys knockoff for about 2 quid a litre that I think was called 'Irish Nights'.

    • @rach_laze
      @rach_laze 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ballycastle is the aldi Bailey's it's well nice

  • @michaeljohnson7297
    @michaeljohnson7297 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks, Mr. Smallwood for your service

  • @hcjgfzjyd2452
    @hcjgfzjyd2452 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    i love Aldi's "Rolla Cola" 39p for 2L

  • @burnstjamp
    @burnstjamp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    *5 Minute Butter Tangent*

  • @kobil316SH
    @kobil316SH 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Robert Cop: The Furniture of Law Enforcement

  • @iara3526
    @iara3526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    My dad used to buy a Rice Krispie knock off called crispy rice

    • @chocorocky5705
      @chocorocky5705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, Aldi sells it. It's one of few knockoffs that I dont mind because it such a simple food.

  • @gabrielroddie2078
    @gabrielroddie2078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Words do not describe how much I love "unbelievable, this is not butter!"

  • @narfeyfjola
    @narfeyfjola ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The absolute best Dr. Pepper ripoff is an actual real soda that used to be known as Dr. Schnee

  • @Oliver-jz1en
    @Oliver-jz1en 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Penguin bars were nice then Aldi made Seal bars lol

  • @frasertodd4830
    @frasertodd4830 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Lidl’s Red Bull is called “Light Stimulation Drink”

  • @badmansteve4084
    @badmansteve4084 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Bootleg Bart, “Eat pant”

    • @TheKoriKasai
      @TheKoriKasai 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Iv heard that from soothouse

  • @Smurf5738
    @Smurf5738 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is hands down my favorite fact fiend video

  • @genemccoy4994
    @genemccoy4994 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm writing an economics paper on this and you and the FactFiend team inspired it, cheers mate

  • @chomama1012
    @chomama1012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Dr thunder is the best knock off brand soda ive ever have...

    • @nicolasjamo
      @nicolasjamo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I literally bought some Dr Thunder at Walmart 30 minutes ago

  • @kiwi.4863
    @kiwi.4863 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I loved myself some "Wheat Bisks" back in the day

  • @RegulusBlues
    @RegulusBlues 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    You missed “utterly butterly” 😉

  • @simpsensei3311
    @simpsensei3311 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bless your dad.....I don't like beans but still, bless your dad. My daycare centre used to give us lunch and one day, it was Heinz beans. Me being the picky 4-year old I was, refused to eat the beans. The carers literally sat me down at the table and force-fed me, beans. I don't know if my current dislike for beans is a result of this or I just don't like beans but that day ruined beans for me.

  • @SunnyBeetle1922
    @SunnyBeetle1922 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I remover the what not butter, lol😂😂😂

  • @GROUPGALAXYEntertainment
    @GROUPGALAXYEntertainment 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    In Canada President's Choice off-brand Oreos are called
    "eat The Middle's first"
    And I also seen Walmart brand Oreos called
    Twist and Shout

  • @memoryman15
    @memoryman15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Original Prongles "Once You Pop... THAT'S GREAT!"

  • @jacobhoff6651
    @jacobhoff6651 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    there's an "after eight" rip of called "after dinner"

  • @The_AA_Meetings
    @The_AA_Meetings 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    That line about babies not opening their food was magnifique

  • @KAZ3EM
    @KAZ3EM 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's funny that the "what,not butter!?" has no questionmark like I did above!

  • @ali-aexposed4809
    @ali-aexposed4809 6 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    My favorite off brand is fortnite

    • @Jrtekk
      @Jrtekk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ali-A Exposed Its not an off brand it was made in 2008.

    • @ali-aexposed4809
      @ali-aexposed4809 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      JRTEKK the battle Royale is,

    • @npc6924
      @npc6924 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Off-brand Minecraft hunger games

    • @Jrtekk
      @Jrtekk 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im surprised i need to explain myself Fortnite save the world was released July 25th 2017 The battle royal was released September 23rd 2017 The game was revealed in a very early state back in 2011. So in other words im making a joke.

    • @azazel5803
      @azazel5803 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      +JRTEKK its called r/whooosh