I don't like to take credit unless I deserve it, nor to blame when I should take responsibility - as opposed to Donald Trump. He is just like this sociopath I knew once, and no one has ever angered me like that guy did. No ethics, no shame, no will or ability to own up to his malicious misdeeds. Speaking about responsibility, I guess I should've credited Meyers in the original comment.
It's a good point: Trump really didn't want the job in the sense that he wanted the responsibility that came with the power; he's had a history of just making a mess and walking away while blaming everybody else.
Trump supporter: Trump does things different than past presidents. Trump: I'll do EVERYTHING different than past presidents. Trump supporter: Not what we asked, but it's something. Rest of the world: *Facepalm*.
Really? That's the first thing I thought. DC is overwhelmingly Democrat. No GOP presidential candidate has ever won the district, and with Trump's record so far, he'd probably get booed off the field in a red state. I'm more surprised he's not sending Mike Pence to take the abuse in his place.
Same reason you are here..... To comment on this video. This guy isn't funny. Some of the material that was written for him was kinda funny but the host is awful. The guy before him was annoying too but not as bad.
Whenever Trump refuses to do some of those little things like throwing out the first pitch OR attending the White House Press Dinner the organizers should invite Alec Baldwin .He can do Trump pretty well .Trump doesn`t play by any normal rules so neither should anybody else .
It's not just that he doesn't know how to throw a baseball. It's that he doesn't want to face the humiliation of being roundly booed. It would be his ego's worst nightmare.
It's really sad that your president isn't as intelligent as the comedians making fun of him, but then again neither are his supporters. A sense of humor wouldn't hurt when the time comes for some non-existent health care.
The leader of which nation threatened the members of parliament: "you better vote as I say or I will come after you!" A. Russia B China C Zimbabwe D United States of America
2:56 Trevor: "But, moving on, let's talk about coal."
One person: "HAHAHA!"
Those photos of Trump throwing are amazing. Who knew googling "Trump throws baseball" could be so much fun!?
'yeah. he was struggling with pitch, there, too.'
hahaha
He doesn't want to throw it because the baseball would look like a bowling ball in his fist.
Mister Anthropy BURN!!! Trevor missed this 1. lol
To be fair, I stole it from Seth Meyers...
Credit where credit is due.
Yup, another thumbs up for you. Especially because you admitted borrowing the joke :)
I don't like to take credit unless I deserve it, nor to blame when I should take responsibility - as opposed to Donald Trump. He is just like this sociopath I knew once, and no one has ever angered me like that guy did. No ethics, no shame, no will or ability to own up to his malicious misdeeds.
Speaking about responsibility, I guess I should've credited Meyers in the original comment.
Trump singing 🎶 "Take me out to the ball game"🎶 never gets old!
LOL I totally chocked on my tea, Oh Trevor you're killing me (3:53).
Last time I was this early, John Stewart was roasting Bush
It's a good point: Trump really didn't want the job in the sense that he wanted the responsibility that came with the power; he's had a history of just making a mess and walking away while blaming everybody else.
trump knows how to throw a baseball. he throws it like how us normal hand sized people throw bowling balls.
I love that he said 'thank you' at the end as if anyone was actually happy to hear that.
Lol Donald can't throw a baseball
The face Trump makes pitching a ball is also his O face
Trump singing 😂😂
trevoh really threw me off in the end damn..that trump imitation issa killer😂😂😂
Trump supporter: Trump does things different than past presidents.
Trump: I'll do EVERYTHING different than past presidents.
Trump supporter: Not what we asked, but it's something.
Rest of the world: *Facepalm*.
he was struggling with pitch there too...lolz
He knows he will be booed when the audience is not made up of 100% Trump supporters !!
Really? That's the first thing I thought. DC is overwhelmingly Democrat. No GOP presidential candidate has ever won the district, and with Trump's record so far, he'd probably get booed off the field in a red state. I'm more surprised he's not sending Mike Pence to take the abuse in his place.
Agree, he is to scared to face the people.
Just like no one would actually laugh at this show if they didn't have laugh tracks pre-recorded.....
Jordan Smith um.. that's not laugh track
Same reason you are here..... To comment on this video. This guy isn't funny. Some of the material that was written for him was kinda funny but the host is awful. The guy before him was annoying too but not as bad.
Alternative Notes! Lol!
When he said Mad Max, I think in Immortan Trump! I mean in Immortan Joe.
Daaaamn Trevoh, you really got him here.
Oh this is one of Trevor's masterpieces. Good touch!
Trevor you are the funniest man in America right now ❤️
Last time I was this early America still had a good president.
The Dark Knight I'm gonna hire Deathstroke to take him out
Or just hire Deadpool, they will never see that one coming.
when was that, exactly? I'm curious. They've been piss-poor for a while
chimichanga!
Leave it to Hillary. She's going to squeeze him.
1:44 That is the EXACT same expression those ADHD kids in 4:th grade had got when doing anything sporty. Hahahahahaha!
Is it possible for the brain to throw up. i think mine did when i heard Trump singing *ugh*
Last time i was this early Donald Trump wasn't president.
he's still not...that's not a president,not now not ever.🖕
lol the singing trump
Trumps hands are to small to hold the baseball, lmfao.
This is the best!! Non stop therapeutic laughs through trumps regime 😂😂
Depressing news made comedy is like cough syrup. I LoL-ed bitterly at the 'It's not releasing your tax retuns' bit. kkkk
Nobody understands Trump like Trevor Noah, FACT.
trippinghard that sounds like the beginning of a fanfic
Niti Sharma SHIP IT
That's the Crack Ship. The legitimate ship is Trump/Putin. Just need to decide on a couple name; Tutin? Prump?
Letty Lunasical prutimp
Because he is like most leaders in Africa. American government is getting a taste of what Africans experience with their
Wow...this was epic. Great writing.
Wow. Trump singing fills my ears with blood.
Those jokes are on point!
TREVOR NOAH I hereby crown yiu theeee KING of nightie TV..!!never disappoints.
His hard hat was hilarious
I was cackling all the way through.
"Everything American scares Donald Trump... I'm not sure I wast to see the apple pie video.
Obama should go . He will get a smashing reception. That will piss Trump off.
omg! Trumps singing 😱😱😱😱😱😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷
(call from the Netherlands: ) Best episode ever! Trevor Noah is getting better everyday.
Assuming the "scheduling conflict" excuse is a BS, what is he afraid of? Getting booed off the ballpark?
"It's like everything American scares Donald Trump."
But everything Russian seems to love him.
Melania looked so happy :D
is trump that brother in law of harry potter but grown up?
So savage today 😂😂❤
Whenever Trump refuses to do some of those little things like throwing out the first pitch OR attending the White House Press Dinner the organizers should invite Alec Baldwin .He can do Trump pretty well .Trump doesn`t play by any normal rules so neither should anybody else .
William Eddy that would be amazing
i like how he pouted
Last time I was this early I uh...took too long thinking of a punchline....
Corey Miller Thank you! 😢
"FAIL"
lets be honest the ball is to big for his tiny hands
Playing golf, attacking the fake news, watch SNL and destroying the county takes a lot of time. No time to throw a ball!
2:39 is that Melania trump
Trump's baseball pitch is as limp as his.... ;)
Even Jed Bartlet threw the first pitch!?
Trevor's crooked smile 😍
hahaha XD this is classic
I still can't imagine how 60m people can be so stupid. If everything goes down in flames, I hope they are the ones who suffer the most.
Biggus Dickus they will be. this is kind of why I love Brexit.
100% tried to wipe the hair off my screen
Tarryn Lol! Me too!😂
I thought it was a hair too and I tried to wipe it off lmao 😂
omg ,thought it was hair 😁😁
last time I was this early, people used to comment "first" rather than "last time I was this early...."
Ace Nallawar good job
It's not just that he doesn't know how to throw a baseball. It's that he doesn't want to face the humiliation of being roundly booed. It would be his ego's worst nightmare.
well his hands too small to throw the ball .. cmon you guys .. stop trolling the orangutan :P
America is lucky to have him. He might not be getting his presidential work right, but atleast he makes everyone laugh.
Absolutely hilarious
Last time I was this early Jon Stewart was host
All the right notes-but not necessarily in the right order.
My God this episode was so hilarious. Keep it up Trevor Noah.
It can't just be me that thought Trump said, "We've got to get those *minors* back to work" as oppose to *miners*
He looks like he's 'pitching' a loaf. Haha, poop joke.
Last time i was this early America had oceans that would protect us.
lol very funny
Trevor, you are wrong. the reason that he doesn't wanna show up is because his hand is too small.
No such thing as clean coal. I'm an ex-colliMy lungs are totally fucked.
trump wears a hard hat and the people behind him go wild???? what???
OMG Melania looks so young and happy... what happened girl.
But the Mooch told us that Trump was a skilled athlete. He swears he saw him throw out the opening pitch AND hit it for a homerun at the same time
melania actually looked happy there
Trump, making America as great as his pitch.
"We are gonna put our minors back to work."
That one person who laughed out loud at coal
So how long til the impeachment?
Assassination*...just thought I'd correct you
0:24 *Lol! Why do news actors continue to speak like this?*
Is it any surprise that Trump is *literally* tone-deaf? We already know he's tone-deaf in other ways.
lmao he got roasted
Daaaaaaamn. Trevor is bashing trump really hard :D
Its much simpler - Trump will never go somewhere where he might be booed or look bad unless he can live tweet his explains things.
Yep. Everything America. Baseball, eagles, free speech...
It's really sad that your president isn't as intelligent as the comedians making fun of him, but then again neither are his supporters. A sense of humor wouldn't hurt when the time comes for some non-existent health care.
Baseball is Canadian.
He can't even sing 10% as well as the previous POTUS.
America has seriously downvoted itself in every meaningful way.
The leader of which nation threatened the members of parliament: "you better vote as I say or I will come after you!"
A. Russia
B China
C Zimbabwe
D United States of America
It's not his fault: he can't let anything go.
hey! I don't know how to thow a bassball either, don't judge me T-T
Baseball was technically Canadian first
good man
Anyone feeling the need to add "believe me" to any statement is used to be met with incredulity.
I guess he cannot throw the because of a heel spur
Trump is so unfit that he can not even through a baseball. So much for "locker room talk" from a man who can not even throw a ball.
Is the ball heavy?
.... he threw the ball...and then farted....
The player and wannabe president only has a cameo role.
Classic Trump Meme