Bad Movie Beatdown: Paul Blart - Mall Cop (REVIEW)

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  • @FilmBrain
    @FilmBrain  8 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Episode notes: Originally released in August 2010, this is a re-edited version that loses 1m 19s from the original version. Cuts were made to reduce the film clips and tighten up the pacing slightly. I did review the sequel on Projector, if you were wondering, which is linked to on the video.

    • @bromodragone8405
      @bromodragone8405 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Film Brain This and Love Guru are very similar because they both had potential.

    • @simonrandall5471
      @simonrandall5471 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why dont you have more subscribers? I enjoy your work.

    • @SirJimRat
      @SirJimRat 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      My gf : "Want to watch Paul Blart Mall cop 2?"
      Me :" no i dont want to watch Paul Blart Mall....."
      (thinking to myself) wait theres a Paul Blart Mall Cop 2? How could there possibly be a sequel to such a flop of a movie
      Googles ( close to 200 million dollars it somehow made)

    • @michaelconticchio2034
      @michaelconticchio2034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @José Manuel de la Cruz Flores love it

    • @flufflesconticchio3885
      @flufflesconticchio3885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@michaelconticchio2034 th-cam.com/video/jEmG1qZ8GIk/w-d-xo.html

  • @SporeDemigod
    @SporeDemigod 7 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Fun fact: This was actually filmed at the mall near my house (Burlington Mall, MA)! I never got around to see the filming, but it was pretty big news when the crew first announced they were filming here.

  • @spinlok3943
    @spinlok3943 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "Pool Blaht Mooll cahp."

  • @bloodrunsclear
    @bloodrunsclear 7 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    It's ironic this movie probably was popular because it seemed so humble and inoffensive.
    And the sequel jacked up the production cost and offensive jokes...and it failed XD

    • @andrewguerra9343
      @andrewguerra9343 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      bloodrunsclear looks are deceptive, aren’t they? It could have been a humble and original storyline but leave it to Adam Sandler and Kevin James to screw everything up!

    • @Hisnameisroyperez
      @Hisnameisroyperez ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This was the opposite of observe and report

  • @kimberly6663
    @kimberly6663 8 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Will we ever be able to move past the "unattractive man gets with young, sexy girl" trope? I don't understand--if it's not funny, is it supposed to be gratifying in some way?
    She seemed to be repulsed by him for the majority of the movie, anyway. Uncomfortable.

    • @FilmBrain
      @FilmBrain  8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      In the sequel, rather hilariously (for all the wrong reasons), she broke up with him very shortly after the first film ended.

    • @bill03699
      @bill03699 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Film Brain don't forget his mother died.

    • @kimberly6663
      @kimberly6663 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Hm, makes the romance plot line in this movie seem pretty pointless. Always a sign of good writing when sequels undermine key parts of the original movie.

    • @culwin
      @culwin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It was a trope before, but with Sandler films it appears to be very intentional. Every movie made by his company has Sandler and his buddies hooked up with a super-gorgeous woman. Probably so they can make out with a hot chick in real life, just like how he makes the settings in places where Sandler wants to take a vacation.

    • @ScowlieMeerkat
      @ScowlieMeerkat 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's not a trope. For it to be a trope, it would have to actually be acknowledged as part of the story or world, directly or otherwise. Granted in this case the fact that Blart is a fat slob is very much acknowledged, but that's just because making fun of him is the whole point of the movie. However the whole she's "young and sexy" part comes wholly from us looking at the girl that was cast.
      It's not like there was a Blart-like girl that he was ignoring, and it's not like she had similarly attractively friends who were telling her she could do better. It's not like he said, "I've always settled for fat girls, now I'm going for the gold!". There's nothing at all. If they'd put a Blart-like girl in the love interest role, not a single piece of dialog or story would change (granted I've only seen this video, not the movie). She's just "young, sexy girl" because that's who they put in movies. That's something, but not a trope.

  • @GleeChan
    @GleeChan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I wish TH-cam would let Film Brian use his freaking theme song.

  • @TheStapleGunKid
    @TheStapleGunKid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "And the age difference is so gigantic he's a borderline sex offender"
    When this movie was released, James was 44 and Mays was 30. That is a big difference, but hardly sex offender status.

    • @jborrego2406
      @jborrego2406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks an her make up makes her look 2 yrs younger then him lol

    • @graemesmith6721
      @graemesmith6721 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jborrego2406 She looks like a human version of a Barbie doll.

    • @rebeccavaughn8897
      @rebeccavaughn8897 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes, but the point is he LOOKS 45 and she LOOKS 22. So it seems like he’s stalking someone who is young enough to be his daughter.

    • @graemesmith6721
      @graemesmith6721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rebeccavaughn8897 That's because this movie is a male fantasy where a fat, schlubby middle-aged guy can end up with a hot young girl, even if he's not rich.

    • @florinivan6907
      @florinivan6907 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@graemesmith6721 Its weirdly quite common in comedies. Kevin James in his sitcom Kings of Queens was married to an attractive wife. George on Seinfeld dated plenty of attractive girls while constantly complaining about his loser status. Methinks these guys have insecurities quite big ones.🤔

  • @RyansChannel0203
    @RyansChannel0203 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I really like this movie. It's very enjoyable and full of heart. Even when it's being stupid. The second one is terrible though.

    • @egg_l0rd13
      @egg_l0rd13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same!

    • @andrewguerra9343
      @andrewguerra9343 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ryan's Channel different strokes different folks, but the first one was awful and the second one was like puking on a pile of shit!!!

    • @cam-vj2fw
      @cam-vj2fw 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah same

    • @RyansChannel0203
      @RyansChannel0203 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Andrew Guerra I still disagree. The first one is very enjoyable.

    • @alexjewett7455
      @alexjewett7455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At least it's not master of disguise.

  • @utterfool2164
    @utterfool2164 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Y'know... I'd criticize the whole unattractive man gets beautiful girl trope... but I mean my girlfriend is beautiful and I'm unattractive. So I can't judge. This movie is still really stupid though.

    • @andrewguerra9343
      @andrewguerra9343 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Trevdawg Productions I’m happy for you and I hope your relationship goes strong, but at the same time this fatty finds a hottie trope is so degrading and unrealistically awful! Seriously to said fatty, lose weight and workout!

    • @rhodopisdenile8977
      @rhodopisdenile8977 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Andrew Guerra some people have actual health issues that prevent them from doing so

    • @andrewguerra9343
      @andrewguerra9343 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      fuck my fangirl heart I see what you’re saying but that’s debatable. There are people with Prader-Willi Syndrome and “genetic” issues who workout and eat right and they do lose weight

  • @tyrant-den884
    @tyrant-den884 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    And I maintain that this is one of the better Happy Madison movies.

    • @andrewguerra9343
      @andrewguerra9343 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tyrant-Den still awful!

    • @alexjewett7455
      @alexjewett7455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah it's actually kinda decent. At least it's nowhere near as bad as master of disguise.

    • @Newt0rz
      @Newt0rz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@alexjewett7455 It's worst trait is it's just boring. The comedy isn't cringeworthy bad, it just doesn't land.

    • @mw9688
      @mw9688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Newt0rz it’s the lighting and the camera filter I swear.

    • @maurabewsbasemen4005
      @maurabewsbasemen4005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Newt0rz th-cam.com/video/1-Snme2w97c/w-d-xo.html

  • @RedDragonM1
    @RedDragonM1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This movie was shot in the Burlington Mall in Massachusetts. I used to go there all the time when I was younger, burlington wasn't too far from my hometown, just down the freeway.

  • @TheTaelus
    @TheTaelus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I have to watch this a few times a year, loved all your stuff when glasses was going. You and Jevons were the 2 I always followed after. Love it.

  • @WinterSteele
    @WinterSteele 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Once when I was working as a substitute teacher, the regular instructor left this movie for me to show to her 7th grade class. Yeah, I couldn't believe it either.

    • @marcocappelli2236
      @marcocappelli2236 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Winter Steele
      Well, my class was meant to see the movie 300 as history in philosofy class...

    • @TheSkully343
      @TheSkully343 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If the class didn't start with the words "Now class we're about to learn how you DON"T make a movie" then I will have to call her credentials into question.

  • @MeBeMat
    @MeBeMat 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    According to Wikipedia (because fuck knows I didn't _see_ the sequel), Jayma Mays' character divorces him after six days. That seems like eight days too long.

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Seriously I do not want to know how those six days went if she fell out with him that fast

    • @PrincessNinja007
      @PrincessNinja007 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mr Critical uncontrollable vomiting ; it's canon

  • @norbertovalle7928
    @norbertovalle7928 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    FILM BRIAN!!! thank you for saving me from this Horrible movie

  • @anjetto1
    @anjetto1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I had to watch this movie while I was in a psych ward. It was the worst part of that experience

  • @spookyrosev6467
    @spookyrosev6467 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I mean I do give credit for not going for emotional manipulation for using the angelic dead mom trope ,but criminey was the variation they use pretty mean-spirited and kind of racist (although in hindsight you probably could have phrased it better as to not imply all single parents are losers)

  • @Shrakathan
    @Shrakathan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    From all the things I've heard about this movie, romantic plot was not one of them. And I can see why.

  • @KeybladeMasterAndy
    @KeybladeMasterAndy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I remember liking this movie.

    • @paxtonwilliams1648
      @paxtonwilliams1648 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      You don't like it now? 😱😱

    • @sidhenry6422
      @sidhenry6422 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@paxtonwilliams1648 😅😅

  • @adammartin5809
    @adammartin5809 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Hard to believe this got a sequel.

    • @nitromagilou597
      @nitromagilou597 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And it was even worse.

    • @goufr3540
      @goufr3540 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      At this point, Turkish Paul Blart would be a far better movie.

    • @grahamtaylor8912
      @grahamtaylor8912 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Turkish Paul Blart." Ahahaha....

    • @claudeprince6724
      @claudeprince6724 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Observe and report is pretty good though. If you smoke a joint before watching lol This...no amount of weed can make it funny.

    • @TyMarshall007
      @TyMarshall007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I seen the second one. it's 100 times worst then first one, only one funny part that's all

  • @RedDragonM1
    @RedDragonM1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    They shot this movie at the Burlington Mall, in Burlington Massachusets. I spent many an hour and a day there! I haven't been back there since '04.

  • @segundovargas
    @segundovargas 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:12 You know, that "completing the obstacle course" part is not too unlike the one from The Animal.

    • @vguyver2
      @vguyver2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same production company, so i assume it's the same set designer too.

  • @JasonSanchez-fj4xk
    @JasonSanchez-fj4xk 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    6:46 sure to be the best kind of movie line ever.
    Edit: 6:44

  • @zigalkodonverven3862
    @zigalkodonverven3862 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The one good joke took falling from the ceiling 4 times... Kevin's an acrophobic.

  • @thecinematicmind
    @thecinematicmind 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The misery I had on an American Airlines Flight where the in-flight entertainment contained this, Beverly Hills Chihuahua and City of Ember. At least The Boy With The Stripe Pyjamas was an alright watch. When the emotionally devastating film is the only watchable that's not a good sign film.

    • @vguyver2
      @vguyver2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's really painful to imagine. It's why I carry my own movies on a micro SD card for viewing.

  • @keijijohnson9754
    @keijijohnson9754 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    9:44 - That's not Guitar Hero, that's Rock Band. Also, was there really a Rock Band arcade game? I know there was one for Guitar Hero, but I've never heard of one for Rock Band.

    • @nitromagilou597
      @nitromagilou597 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Keiji Johnson My guess is it's the demo version of the game, similar to ones seen in stores like Walmart and GameStop.

    • @ChunkSchuldinga
      @ChunkSchuldinga 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Keiji Johnson
      To be fair, the Rock Band team (Harmonix and MTV Games) made the first 2 Guitar Hero games back before the market was oversaturated with unwanted spinoffs and knockoff games. So, it’s the same shit, but a different toilet.

  • @dylanf3108
    @dylanf3108 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Guilty pleasure movie.

  • @alexjewett7455
    @alexjewett7455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:57 ew. Why would you ruin pie by putting peanut butter on it? Nothing against peanut butter, but somethings just *do not* go together.

  • @rychartist
    @rychartist 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This really is my personal least favorite film. Its just so boring to me for a comedy. I couldn't even finish it the first time. And I was actually trying to give this film a chance and I ended up falling asleep.

  • @TheSefirosu200x
    @TheSefirosu200x 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Doctor Who already told me headbutts are never a good idea. The psychic transfer is more painful than the actual hit.

    • @generalstaal7075
      @generalstaal7075 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel sorry for whoever does a psychic transfer with Paul Blart.

  • @claudeprince6724
    @claudeprince6724 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Observe and report is a superior film. I watched both stoned. I did not find this one funny.

  • @kleptrep94
    @kleptrep94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Came here thanks to Reddits weird Paul blart fetish

  • @BlueJack222
    @BlueJack222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love the first movie, originally when I went to theaters I was going to watch hotel for dogs but it was sold out, so I decided to watch mall cop and I never regret it, but oh man I have a lot of problems with the sequel that I consider it non existent

  • @Rainbowhawk1993
    @Rainbowhawk1993 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Didn't see this in the theater but I did see it on rental with family. Big mistake.

    • @nitromagilou597
      @nitromagilou597 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I saw a trailer of this movie, and I still thought it looked like shit.

    • @wanderer4568
      @wanderer4568 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why a big mistake?

  • @hotrodeldorado811
    @hotrodeldorado811 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Adam Ferrara is the ONLY person of interest to me in this movie... Cant believe they got him in it

  • @Conman9310
    @Conman9310 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    saw this movie recently and liked it. no idea why. it has no redeeming qualities, but it was just fun. like candy in movie form.

  • @SarahsKnight0
    @SarahsKnight0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Actually for a Happy Madison movie this doesn't seem so bad at all.

  • @captainhindsight4206
    @captainhindsight4206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    its not guitar hero its rock band

  • @nolmeisterjam
    @nolmeisterjam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Am I the only one that actually enjoyed this movie?

    • @croissantlover1
      @croissantlover1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      loved it.

    • @CTladiesman
      @CTladiesman 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I like it,better than the master of disguise.

    • @LaineMann
      @LaineMann หลายเดือนก่อน

      It wasn’t GOOD, but I laughed occasionally so that’s a win.

  • @themovieguru1094
    @themovieguru1094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Look at the bright side, Film Brain: At least this movie is actually an OK movie and is also better and better reviewed than the second one.

  • @Jarod-vg9wq
    @Jarod-vg9wq 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Die hard was funny as hell.

    • @andrewguerra9343
      @andrewguerra9343 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jarod Farrant funnier than Paul Blart for sure!

  • @livecoilarchive1458
    @livecoilarchive1458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:48 "Kids don't talk like that." I hate that line so much. She's saying teenagers don't say the word "whatever." That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

  • @polk-e-dot8177
    @polk-e-dot8177 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    eh dont worry they get a divorce in movie 2. >w> but you know that dont you. bwahahahahaha

  • @BloodyRomance1313
    @BloodyRomance1313 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Is this a good movie? no. Did I laugh? ...yeah

  • @Bezaliel13
    @Bezaliel13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Which is better, a comedy with few jokes or the inversion, Epic Movie?

  • @croissantlover1
    @croissantlover1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I wonder if there is a channel that does reviews of review channels like yours XD

    • @FilmBrain
      @FilmBrain  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think there was for about 3 seconds.

  • @scottylewis8124
    @scottylewis8124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cat to Paul: I'll get you, and it'll look like a bloody accident.

  • @nifralo2752
    @nifralo2752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Why in movies do patents care of their kids are single? Maybe in India or Africa parents might care because they need more kids to work on the farm or they need the son to get a wife so she can look after them when they are decrepit.
    But why in frist world countries in the 21st centuary do WASP parents care if their kids are single? I've been single for 24 years and my parents have never mentioned it once.

  • @Shrizzy7
    @Shrizzy7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Small landmass from Oldschool...”🤣🤣😂😂😂 I spit out my drink!!!

  • @scottylewis8124
    @scottylewis8124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    9:05 he was also in Tim burton's planet of the apes, home alone 4, and Daredevil 2003.

  • @MichaelStrawn_I_am
    @MichaelStrawn_I_am 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hi

  • @sambarefoot6563
    @sambarefoot6563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Happy 10 year anniversary of this video

  • @nitromagilou597
    @nitromagilou597 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    It's so bad they even made a sequel. True story.

    • @nitromagilou597
      @nitromagilou597 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And yet, it managed to be even _worse_ than this movie.....that seriously should tell you something.

    • @themooseisontheloose
      @themooseisontheloose 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ended up watching the sequel... for 5 minutes. Movie sucked so bad, Blart's mother even killed herself in the first 3 minutes.

    • @nitromagilou597
      @nitromagilou597 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Comedy... What's that? Because apparently it's a foreign concept, according to the writers of these movies.

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah in this movie they made Blart pathetic he lived with his parents, he was in a dead end job and his wife tricked him to get citizenship but having his mother kill herself and his wife leave him after 6 days of being married just shows they have no respect for their character they just like to laugh at his misery and hope you laugh as well

    • @nitromagilou597
      @nitromagilou597 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Mr Critical Now, that is just awful.
      There's dark humor, and then there's just plain mean-spirited unpleasantness.

  • @MichaelStrawn_I_am
    @MichaelStrawn_I_am 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Completely honest this movie is awesome.

  • @carldegerman1934
    @carldegerman1934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is die head in a mall

  • @scottylewis8124
    @scottylewis8124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:44 what's with Happy Madison films and playing 80s songs?

  • @jaygooese4242
    @jaygooese4242 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like this better then that stupid sequel

  • @austindevine248
    @austindevine248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Blantant product placement and extremely dated caused no one I know uses PerfectMatch.com anymore

  • @gmanz8487
    @gmanz8487 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fun fact: this movie is somehow a knock-off of the Seth Rogen movie Observe and Report, which happens to have been released the same year.

    • @CTladiesman
      @CTladiesman 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      This movie came out a couple of months before observe and report and made more money.

  • @jacobbrown9894
    @jacobbrown9894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's rare that I'm unable to watch all of a review without skipping because the actual clips of the movie make me too uncomfortable. I've stood reviews of things like I Spit on Your Grave that only cut away enough to not get demonetized. And yet this PG movie creeped me out enough I skipped forward a few times.

  • @benvigus8705
    @benvigus8705 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I needed this today.

  • @the.sketch.projekt8851
    @the.sketch.projekt8851 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If you want a really good and funny Mall Cop movie. Watch Observe And Report, it has Seth Rogen in it as a deranged, bi-polar, vigilante mall cop. Yeah I know Seth is not the best dude but he’s funny in this movie, probably because he didn’t write any of it.

    • @CTladiesman
      @CTladiesman 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What the hell is wrong with Seth Rogen?

    • @the.sketch.projekt8851
      @the.sketch.projekt8851 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@CTladiesman he’s just kind of a dick in real life.

  • @devinharbert6071
    @devinharbert6071 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Review surrogates and law abiding citizen.

  • @LTJfan
    @LTJfan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So.... it's a family-friendly Die Hard?......unbelievable....

  • @Aethryx
    @Aethryx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Paa Baa Maa Caa: Don't Mall With His Call

  • @smittywerbenjaegermanjensen
    @smittywerbenjaegermanjensen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just so everyone knows: hypoglycemia doesn't work like that.

  • @dorimeameno5514
    @dorimeameno5514 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Idk why people disliked this movie, its good af

  • @alexd442
    @alexd442 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    12:39 is that Adam from top gear us

  • @therealboomshlamian700
    @therealboomshlamian700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How dare you respect the blart of the paul

  • @Bubbleskittymaster
    @Bubbleskittymaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I watched a video about creepy security guards. So this is pretty creepy watching this.

  • @MrRedLimbo
    @MrRedLimbo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Going to do paul blart 2? That one is way worse than this one. I can't count on both hands on how many things are wrong with that one.

  • @brianfuller5868
    @brianfuller5868 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I actually like this series and Kevin James is a good comedian. It is a Happy Madison production, meaning Adam Sandler. There are many more misses than hits here but Kevin James.

  • @andrewguerra9343
    @andrewguerra9343 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I hate hate HATE this movie!!! >:(
    This is a comedy? Please! I’ve gotten more laughs out of the Dallas Buyer’s Club than I did Paul Blart!

    • @Genin99
      @Genin99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The popularity of this movie really baffles me, because it's just the fat Sandlerette being fat.

  • @SwiftNimblefoot
    @SwiftNimblefoot 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Couldn't you upload these in 720p or greater? Or you simply recorded them in low-res?

    • @FilmBrain
      @FilmBrain  8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They were never produced in that high quality to begin with. You have remember that everything up until about Season 4 was recorded on miniDV tapes, so they were fairly low definition, and were edited in Windows Movie Maker for the most part (with Vegas used to do fine-tuning). These are at least 480p, which is about as high as the quality will go (rendered at 852 resolution).
      Even the ones I filmed after I changed to a HD camera were in SD until years later: Blip made it a premium option, and it was only when it became available to me that I started doing so. However, in an effort to conserve file size, these were produced a 640 resolution, which YT deems as 360p. A rather silly move in hindsight, even though these episodes are technically better. Even more silly, I often didn't upload episodes in HD if I used a DVD master for the movie, and I deleted the source files so they can't be re-rendered any higher than they were originally. I did eventually start holding onto all the project files about mid-Season 5, and when they were re-uploaded on DailyMotion, I had re-rendered the new versions as HD, regardless of source. So there are a few episodes that will see a bump in quality, but for most part, no. (Apologies for a long answer to a simple question.)

    • @FilmBrain
      @FilmBrain  8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Trivia note: the first Bad Movie Beatdown episode that was originally released in HD was Just Go With It. (August 2013)

  • @HBarnill
    @HBarnill 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This film has nothing. Observe and Report ain't great but it's far better than this.

  • @Jerry11405
    @Jerry11405 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Do you take requests?

    • @FilmBrain
      @FilmBrain  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At the very highest levels of Patreon, as I have a high workload already.

    • @croissantlover1
      @croissantlover1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@FilmBrain gotta make that dosh!

  • @rychartist
    @rychartist 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Did I mention I was given this film for free!

    • @andrewguerra9343
      @andrewguerra9343 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YOLO REN if I was given Paul Blart for free, I would’ve told them “gee thanks you might as well have given me a turd wrapped in foil!”

    • @RigbyD-d1v
      @RigbyD-d1v 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@andrewguerra9343 Love the AVGN reference!

  • @NyQuilDonut
    @NyQuilDonut 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One of the few movies I felt tempted to walk out of.

  • @DryBones271
    @DryBones271 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I've got a great idea: You should do a review of The History of Everything. That movie is amazing!

    • @Erin-ce5gs
      @Erin-ce5gs 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DryBones271 I've never heard of that. Do you mean "The Theory of Everything"?

    • @DryBones271
      @DryBones271 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Erin Leu Whoops, yeah that's the name of the Theme Song for The Big Bang Theory, and yeah i meant that.

  • @jasondouglas152
    @jasondouglas152 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I think I speak for everyone when I say " bring back bad movie beatdown in 2023

  • @tylerarmstrong3178
    @tylerarmstrong3178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've watched a couple of ur videos now and ik I'm like 3 years late, but is it really this hard to get the jokes

    • @FilmBrain
      @FilmBrain  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You're 10 years too late.

  • @AncapOtaku
    @AncapOtaku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i am surprised this was a die hard spoof it seams like something they would do

  • @Delightfully_Witchy
    @Delightfully_Witchy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was really hoping the review would explain how this movie was so successful at the box office. :/

  • @Jarod-vg9wq
    @Jarod-vg9wq 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think it’s because people love to make fun of bad movies, also theirs seems to be a strange Alluring to bad films.

  • @EmeraldDragon
    @EmeraldDragon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Even if you don;t ever bring back BMB, I do love your reviews of older movies. Especially the Asylum movies.

    • @alexd442
      @alexd442 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      EmeraldDragon 🤨

  • @Nasser851000
    @Nasser851000 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7:48 XD

  • @jonnyWisconsin
    @jonnyWisconsin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Review 1999s Magnolia.

  • @culwin
    @culwin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Do they have mall cops in the UK?

    • @FilmBrain
      @FilmBrain  8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah, we have mall security. I've not seen ones riding around on Segways like they do in the US, they usually patrol on foot.

    • @DonaldRilea
      @DonaldRilea 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rather like the way in which we used to often do private security, whether in malls or elsewhere, back when I had a part-time security jobs in the mid-late 1990's.

    • @DonaldRilea
      @DonaldRilea 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      In my part of the States, that is. Sorry I wasn't clear about that above.

    • @culwin
      @culwin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I just have to say I've never seen a mall cop on a Segway in the US. I'm sure there are some but it's not exactly a common thing everywhere.

    • @DonaldRilea
      @DonaldRilea 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, I've not seen a whole lot of that, either. Outdoors, it's either golf carts or company-owned and operated vehicles, but the latter's more for mobile patrols around towns and cities.

  • @cypher515
    @cypher515 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Immediately liked for the Mario Paint cover.

  • @jabfilms1876
    @jabfilms1876 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    14:12 She missed the police check point because...??? BECAUSE THE PLOT SAYS SO!!!!

  • @psycher7
    @psycher7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Poor Survivor, your songs should be in much better movies. Then again that's pretty much the theme for Happy Madison. Oh, and for using Eddie Money's "Think I'm in Love"? Yeah, this movie can fuck off. That's TWO of my favorite songs from the 80s roped into this shit.

  • @bimmyfrizzo3988
    @bimmyfrizzo3988 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:34 I'm kinda curious. If that old man on the scooter was dumb enough to believe that blart is actually an officer of the law, where the hell would he go to pay his citation? I think the other security guards would be laughing at that poor old man and tell him there's no such thing as a speeding ticket here.
    Good thing he was smart enough to know that blart is a goddamn poser and fled the scene of his ignorance! 😂

  • @seanchukwuezi3079
    @seanchukwuezi3079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Kevin James performance In this is actually decent to bad he is under bad directing

  • @kingofthegundam7974
    @kingofthegundam7974 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Eh, it's not really that bad. It's decent comfort media with the right attitude, although the sequel is bad.

  • @scottylewis8124
    @scottylewis8124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The movie that became a meme.

  • @kaeltaylor430
    @kaeltaylor430 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love your work :):):)

  • @jeremyusreevu237
    @jeremyusreevu237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dickie Roberts looks hilarious.

  • @erainmartinez8175
    @erainmartinez8175 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This movie exists

  • @TheBattlesword
    @TheBattlesword 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I seriously don't know if any of the filmmakers are aware of how much of a loser they made Paul out to be and how his situation would later be done similarly but played for tragedy in the Whale

  • @bimmyfrizzo3988
    @bimmyfrizzo3988 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    4:55 I agree with this guy. I mean who is blart kidding? It's just a mall. It's not air port security. 😅