Episode notes: Originally released in August 2010, this is a re-edited version that loses 1m 19s from the original version. Cuts were made to reduce the film clips and tighten up the pacing slightly. I did review the sequel on Projector, if you were wondering, which is linked to on the video.
My gf : "Want to watch Paul Blart Mall cop 2?" Me :" no i dont want to watch Paul Blart Mall....." (thinking to myself) wait theres a Paul Blart Mall Cop 2? How could there possibly be a sequel to such a flop of a movie Googles ( close to 200 million dollars it somehow made)
Fun fact: This was actually filmed at the mall near my house (Burlington Mall, MA)! I never got around to see the filming, but it was pretty big news when the crew first announced they were filming here.
It's ironic this movie probably was popular because it seemed so humble and inoffensive. And the sequel jacked up the production cost and offensive jokes...and it failed XD
bloodrunsclear looks are deceptive, aren’t they? It could have been a humble and original storyline but leave it to Adam Sandler and Kevin James to screw everything up!
Will we ever be able to move past the "unattractive man gets with young, sexy girl" trope? I don't understand--if it's not funny, is it supposed to be gratifying in some way? She seemed to be repulsed by him for the majority of the movie, anyway. Uncomfortable.
Hm, makes the romance plot line in this movie seem pretty pointless. Always a sign of good writing when sequels undermine key parts of the original movie.
It was a trope before, but with Sandler films it appears to be very intentional. Every movie made by his company has Sandler and his buddies hooked up with a super-gorgeous woman. Probably so they can make out with a hot chick in real life, just like how he makes the settings in places where Sandler wants to take a vacation.
It's not a trope. For it to be a trope, it would have to actually be acknowledged as part of the story or world, directly or otherwise. Granted in this case the fact that Blart is a fat slob is very much acknowledged, but that's just because making fun of him is the whole point of the movie. However the whole she's "young and sexy" part comes wholly from us looking at the girl that was cast. It's not like there was a Blart-like girl that he was ignoring, and it's not like she had similarly attractively friends who were telling her she could do better. It's not like he said, "I've always settled for fat girls, now I'm going for the gold!". There's nothing at all. If they'd put a Blart-like girl in the love interest role, not a single piece of dialog or story would change (granted I've only seen this video, not the movie). She's just "young, sexy girl" because that's who they put in movies. That's something, but not a trope.
"And the age difference is so gigantic he's a borderline sex offender" When this movie was released, James was 44 and Mays was 30. That is a big difference, but hardly sex offender status.
@@rebeccavaughn8897 That's because this movie is a male fantasy where a fat, schlubby middle-aged guy can end up with a hot young girl, even if he's not rich.
@@graemesmith6721 Its weirdly quite common in comedies. Kevin James in his sitcom Kings of Queens was married to an attractive wife. George on Seinfeld dated plenty of attractive girls while constantly complaining about his loser status. Methinks these guys have insecurities quite big ones.🤔
Y'know... I'd criticize the whole unattractive man gets beautiful girl trope... but I mean my girlfriend is beautiful and I'm unattractive. So I can't judge. This movie is still really stupid though.
Trevdawg Productions I’m happy for you and I hope your relationship goes strong, but at the same time this fatty finds a hottie trope is so degrading and unrealistically awful! Seriously to said fatty, lose weight and workout!
fuck my fangirl heart I see what you’re saying but that’s debatable. There are people with Prader-Willi Syndrome and “genetic” issues who workout and eat right and they do lose weight
This movie was shot in the Burlington Mall in Massachusetts. I used to go there all the time when I was younger, burlington wasn't too far from my hometown, just down the freeway.
Once when I was working as a substitute teacher, the regular instructor left this movie for me to show to her 7th grade class. Yeah, I couldn't believe it either.
If the class didn't start with the words "Now class we're about to learn how you DON"T make a movie" then I will have to call her credentials into question.
According to Wikipedia (because fuck knows I didn't _see_ the sequel), Jayma Mays' character divorces him after six days. That seems like eight days too long.
I mean I do give credit for not going for emotional manipulation for using the angelic dead mom trope ,but criminey was the variation they use pretty mean-spirited and kind of racist (although in hindsight you probably could have phrased it better as to not imply all single parents are losers)
The misery I had on an American Airlines Flight where the in-flight entertainment contained this, Beverly Hills Chihuahua and City of Ember. At least The Boy With The Stripe Pyjamas was an alright watch. When the emotionally devastating film is the only watchable that's not a good sign film.
9:44 - That's not Guitar Hero, that's Rock Band. Also, was there really a Rock Band arcade game? I know there was one for Guitar Hero, but I've never heard of one for Rock Band.
Keiji Johnson To be fair, the Rock Band team (Harmonix and MTV Games) made the first 2 Guitar Hero games back before the market was oversaturated with unwanted spinoffs and knockoff games. So, it’s the same shit, but a different toilet.
This really is my personal least favorite film. Its just so boring to me for a comedy. I couldn't even finish it the first time. And I was actually trying to give this film a chance and I ended up falling asleep.
I love the first movie, originally when I went to theaters I was going to watch hotel for dogs but it was sold out, so I decided to watch mall cop and I never regret it, but oh man I have a lot of problems with the sequel that I consider it non existent
2:48 "Kids don't talk like that." I hate that line so much. She's saying teenagers don't say the word "whatever." That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Why in movies do patents care of their kids are single? Maybe in India or Africa parents might care because they need more kids to work on the farm or they need the son to get a wife so she can look after them when they are decrepit. But why in frist world countries in the 21st centuary do WASP parents care if their kids are single? I've been single for 24 years and my parents have never mentioned it once.
Yeah in this movie they made Blart pathetic he lived with his parents, he was in a dead end job and his wife tricked him to get citizenship but having his mother kill herself and his wife leave him after 6 days of being married just shows they have no respect for their character they just like to laugh at his misery and hope you laugh as well
It's rare that I'm unable to watch all of a review without skipping because the actual clips of the movie make me too uncomfortable. I've stood reviews of things like I Spit on Your Grave that only cut away enough to not get demonetized. And yet this PG movie creeped me out enough I skipped forward a few times.
If you want a really good and funny Mall Cop movie. Watch Observe And Report, it has Seth Rogen in it as a deranged, bi-polar, vigilante mall cop. Yeah I know Seth is not the best dude but he’s funny in this movie, probably because he didn’t write any of it.
I actually like this series and Kevin James is a good comedian. It is a Happy Madison production, meaning Adam Sandler. There are many more misses than hits here but Kevin James.
They were never produced in that high quality to begin with. You have remember that everything up until about Season 4 was recorded on miniDV tapes, so they were fairly low definition, and were edited in Windows Movie Maker for the most part (with Vegas used to do fine-tuning). These are at least 480p, which is about as high as the quality will go (rendered at 852 resolution). Even the ones I filmed after I changed to a HD camera were in SD until years later: Blip made it a premium option, and it was only when it became available to me that I started doing so. However, in an effort to conserve file size, these were produced a 640 resolution, which YT deems as 360p. A rather silly move in hindsight, even though these episodes are technically better. Even more silly, I often didn't upload episodes in HD if I used a DVD master for the movie, and I deleted the source files so they can't be re-rendered any higher than they were originally. I did eventually start holding onto all the project files about mid-Season 5, and when they were re-uploaded on DailyMotion, I had re-rendered the new versions as HD, regardless of source. So there are a few episodes that will see a bump in quality, but for most part, no. (Apologies for a long answer to a simple question.)
Rather like the way in which we used to often do private security, whether in malls or elsewhere, back when I had a part-time security jobs in the mid-late 1990's.
Yeah, I've not seen a whole lot of that, either. Outdoors, it's either golf carts or company-owned and operated vehicles, but the latter's more for mobile patrols around towns and cities.
Poor Survivor, your songs should be in much better movies. Then again that's pretty much the theme for Happy Madison. Oh, and for using Eddie Money's "Think I'm in Love"? Yeah, this movie can fuck off. That's TWO of my favorite songs from the 80s roped into this shit.
5:34 I'm kinda curious. If that old man on the scooter was dumb enough to believe that blart is actually an officer of the law, where the hell would he go to pay his citation? I think the other security guards would be laughing at that poor old man and tell him there's no such thing as a speeding ticket here. Good thing he was smart enough to know that blart is a goddamn poser and fled the scene of his ignorance! 😂
I seriously don't know if any of the filmmakers are aware of how much of a loser they made Paul out to be and how his situation would later be done similarly but played for tragedy in the Whale
Episode notes: Originally released in August 2010, this is a re-edited version that loses 1m 19s from the original version. Cuts were made to reduce the film clips and tighten up the pacing slightly. I did review the sequel on Projector, if you were wondering, which is linked to on the video.
Film Brain This and Love Guru are very similar because they both had potential.
Why dont you have more subscribers? I enjoy your work.
My gf : "Want to watch Paul Blart Mall cop 2?"
Me :" no i dont want to watch Paul Blart Mall....."
(thinking to myself) wait theres a Paul Blart Mall Cop 2? How could there possibly be a sequel to such a flop of a movie
Googles ( close to 200 million dollars it somehow made)
@José Manuel de la Cruz Flores love it
@@michaelconticchio2034 th-cam.com/video/jEmG1qZ8GIk/w-d-xo.html
Fun fact: This was actually filmed at the mall near my house (Burlington Mall, MA)! I never got around to see the filming, but it was pretty big news when the crew first announced they were filming here.
Do they have a statue of Paul Bart Mall Cop at it?
I'm so sorry
"Pool Blaht Mooll cahp."
It's ironic this movie probably was popular because it seemed so humble and inoffensive.
And the sequel jacked up the production cost and offensive jokes...and it failed XD
bloodrunsclear looks are deceptive, aren’t they? It could have been a humble and original storyline but leave it to Adam Sandler and Kevin James to screw everything up!
This was the opposite of observe and report
Will we ever be able to move past the "unattractive man gets with young, sexy girl" trope? I don't understand--if it's not funny, is it supposed to be gratifying in some way?
She seemed to be repulsed by him for the majority of the movie, anyway. Uncomfortable.
In the sequel, rather hilariously (for all the wrong reasons), she broke up with him very shortly after the first film ended.
Film Brain don't forget his mother died.
Hm, makes the romance plot line in this movie seem pretty pointless. Always a sign of good writing when sequels undermine key parts of the original movie.
It was a trope before, but with Sandler films it appears to be very intentional. Every movie made by his company has Sandler and his buddies hooked up with a super-gorgeous woman. Probably so they can make out with a hot chick in real life, just like how he makes the settings in places where Sandler wants to take a vacation.
It's not a trope. For it to be a trope, it would have to actually be acknowledged as part of the story or world, directly or otherwise. Granted in this case the fact that Blart is a fat slob is very much acknowledged, but that's just because making fun of him is the whole point of the movie. However the whole she's "young and sexy" part comes wholly from us looking at the girl that was cast.
It's not like there was a Blart-like girl that he was ignoring, and it's not like she had similarly attractively friends who were telling her she could do better. It's not like he said, "I've always settled for fat girls, now I'm going for the gold!". There's nothing at all. If they'd put a Blart-like girl in the love interest role, not a single piece of dialog or story would change (granted I've only seen this video, not the movie). She's just "young, sexy girl" because that's who they put in movies. That's something, but not a trope.
I wish TH-cam would let Film Brian use his freaking theme song.
"And the age difference is so gigantic he's a borderline sex offender"
When this movie was released, James was 44 and Mays was 30. That is a big difference, but hardly sex offender status.
Thanks an her make up makes her look 2 yrs younger then him lol
@@jborrego2406 She looks like a human version of a Barbie doll.
Yes, but the point is he LOOKS 45 and she LOOKS 22. So it seems like he’s stalking someone who is young enough to be his daughter.
@@rebeccavaughn8897 That's because this movie is a male fantasy where a fat, schlubby middle-aged guy can end up with a hot young girl, even if he's not rich.
@@graemesmith6721 Its weirdly quite common in comedies. Kevin James in his sitcom Kings of Queens was married to an attractive wife. George on Seinfeld dated plenty of attractive girls while constantly complaining about his loser status. Methinks these guys have insecurities quite big ones.🤔
I really like this movie. It's very enjoyable and full of heart. Even when it's being stupid. The second one is terrible though.
Same!
Ryan's Channel different strokes different folks, but the first one was awful and the second one was like puking on a pile of shit!!!
yeah same
@Andrew Guerra I still disagree. The first one is very enjoyable.
At least it's not master of disguise.
Y'know... I'd criticize the whole unattractive man gets beautiful girl trope... but I mean my girlfriend is beautiful and I'm unattractive. So I can't judge. This movie is still really stupid though.
Trevdawg Productions I’m happy for you and I hope your relationship goes strong, but at the same time this fatty finds a hottie trope is so degrading and unrealistically awful! Seriously to said fatty, lose weight and workout!
Andrew Guerra some people have actual health issues that prevent them from doing so
fuck my fangirl heart I see what you’re saying but that’s debatable. There are people with Prader-Willi Syndrome and “genetic” issues who workout and eat right and they do lose weight
And I maintain that this is one of the better Happy Madison movies.
Tyrant-Den still awful!
Yeah it's actually kinda decent. At least it's nowhere near as bad as master of disguise.
@@alexjewett7455 It's worst trait is it's just boring. The comedy isn't cringeworthy bad, it just doesn't land.
@@Newt0rz it’s the lighting and the camera filter I swear.
@@Newt0rz th-cam.com/video/1-Snme2w97c/w-d-xo.html
This movie was shot in the Burlington Mall in Massachusetts. I used to go there all the time when I was younger, burlington wasn't too far from my hometown, just down the freeway.
I have to watch this a few times a year, loved all your stuff when glasses was going. You and Jevons were the 2 I always followed after. Love it.
Once when I was working as a substitute teacher, the regular instructor left this movie for me to show to her 7th grade class. Yeah, I couldn't believe it either.
Winter Steele
Well, my class was meant to see the movie 300 as history in philosofy class...
If the class didn't start with the words "Now class we're about to learn how you DON"T make a movie" then I will have to call her credentials into question.
According to Wikipedia (because fuck knows I didn't _see_ the sequel), Jayma Mays' character divorces him after six days. That seems like eight days too long.
Seriously I do not want to know how those six days went if she fell out with him that fast
Mr Critical uncontrollable vomiting ; it's canon
FILM BRIAN!!! thank you for saving me from this Horrible movie
I had to watch this movie while I was in a psych ward. It was the worst part of that experience
I mean I do give credit for not going for emotional manipulation for using the angelic dead mom trope ,but criminey was the variation they use pretty mean-spirited and kind of racist (although in hindsight you probably could have phrased it better as to not imply all single parents are losers)
From all the things I've heard about this movie, romantic plot was not one of them. And I can see why.
I remember liking this movie.
You don't like it now? 😱😱
@@paxtonwilliams1648 😅😅
Hard to believe this got a sequel.
And it was even worse.
At this point, Turkish Paul Blart would be a far better movie.
"Turkish Paul Blart." Ahahaha....
Observe and report is pretty good though. If you smoke a joint before watching lol This...no amount of weed can make it funny.
I seen the second one. it's 100 times worst then first one, only one funny part that's all
They shot this movie at the Burlington Mall, in Burlington Massachusets. I spent many an hour and a day there! I haven't been back there since '04.
2:12 You know, that "completing the obstacle course" part is not too unlike the one from The Animal.
Same production company, so i assume it's the same set designer too.
6:46 sure to be the best kind of movie line ever.
Edit: 6:44
The one good joke took falling from the ceiling 4 times... Kevin's an acrophobic.
The misery I had on an American Airlines Flight where the in-flight entertainment contained this, Beverly Hills Chihuahua and City of Ember. At least The Boy With The Stripe Pyjamas was an alright watch. When the emotionally devastating film is the only watchable that's not a good sign film.
That's really painful to imagine. It's why I carry my own movies on a micro SD card for viewing.
9:44 - That's not Guitar Hero, that's Rock Band. Also, was there really a Rock Band arcade game? I know there was one for Guitar Hero, but I've never heard of one for Rock Band.
+Keiji Johnson My guess is it's the demo version of the game, similar to ones seen in stores like Walmart and GameStop.
Keiji Johnson
To be fair, the Rock Band team (Harmonix and MTV Games) made the first 2 Guitar Hero games back before the market was oversaturated with unwanted spinoffs and knockoff games. So, it’s the same shit, but a different toilet.
Guilty pleasure movie.
2:57 ew. Why would you ruin pie by putting peanut butter on it? Nothing against peanut butter, but somethings just *do not* go together.
This really is my personal least favorite film. Its just so boring to me for a comedy. I couldn't even finish it the first time. And I was actually trying to give this film a chance and I ended up falling asleep.
Doctor Who already told me headbutts are never a good idea. The psychic transfer is more painful than the actual hit.
I feel sorry for whoever does a psychic transfer with Paul Blart.
Observe and report is a superior film. I watched both stoned. I did not find this one funny.
Came here thanks to Reddits weird Paul blart fetish
I love the first movie, originally when I went to theaters I was going to watch hotel for dogs but it was sold out, so I decided to watch mall cop and I never regret it, but oh man I have a lot of problems with the sequel that I consider it non existent
Didn't see this in the theater but I did see it on rental with family. Big mistake.
I saw a trailer of this movie, and I still thought it looked like shit.
Why a big mistake?
Adam Ferrara is the ONLY person of interest to me in this movie... Cant believe they got him in it
saw this movie recently and liked it. no idea why. it has no redeeming qualities, but it was just fun. like candy in movie form.
Actually for a Happy Madison movie this doesn't seem so bad at all.
its not guitar hero its rock band
Am I the only one that actually enjoyed this movie?
loved it.
I like it,better than the master of disguise.
It wasn’t GOOD, but I laughed occasionally so that’s a win.
Look at the bright side, Film Brain: At least this movie is actually an OK movie and is also better and better reviewed than the second one.
Die hard was funny as hell.
Jarod Farrant funnier than Paul Blart for sure!
2:48 "Kids don't talk like that." I hate that line so much. She's saying teenagers don't say the word "whatever." That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
eh dont worry they get a divorce in movie 2. >w> but you know that dont you. bwahahahahaha
Is this a good movie? no. Did I laugh? ...yeah
Which is better, a comedy with few jokes or the inversion, Epic Movie?
I wonder if there is a channel that does reviews of review channels like yours XD
I think there was for about 3 seconds.
Cat to Paul: I'll get you, and it'll look like a bloody accident.
Why in movies do patents care of their kids are single? Maybe in India or Africa parents might care because they need more kids to work on the farm or they need the son to get a wife so she can look after them when they are decrepit.
But why in frist world countries in the 21st centuary do WASP parents care if their kids are single? I've been single for 24 years and my parents have never mentioned it once.
“Small landmass from Oldschool...”🤣🤣😂😂😂 I spit out my drink!!!
9:05 he was also in Tim burton's planet of the apes, home alone 4, and Daredevil 2003.
Hi
Happy 10 year anniversary of this video
It's so bad they even made a sequel. True story.
And yet, it managed to be even _worse_ than this movie.....that seriously should tell you something.
Ended up watching the sequel... for 5 minutes. Movie sucked so bad, Blart's mother even killed herself in the first 3 minutes.
Comedy... What's that? Because apparently it's a foreign concept, according to the writers of these movies.
Yeah in this movie they made Blart pathetic he lived with his parents, he was in a dead end job and his wife tricked him to get citizenship but having his mother kill herself and his wife leave him after 6 days of being married just shows they have no respect for their character they just like to laugh at his misery and hope you laugh as well
+Mr Critical Now, that is just awful.
There's dark humor, and then there's just plain mean-spirited unpleasantness.
Completely honest this movie is awesome.
This is die head in a mall
7:44 what's with Happy Madison films and playing 80s songs?
I like this better then that stupid sequel
Blantant product placement and extremely dated caused no one I know uses PerfectMatch.com anymore
Fun fact: this movie is somehow a knock-off of the Seth Rogen movie Observe and Report, which happens to have been released the same year.
This movie came out a couple of months before observe and report and made more money.
It's rare that I'm unable to watch all of a review without skipping because the actual clips of the movie make me too uncomfortable. I've stood reviews of things like I Spit on Your Grave that only cut away enough to not get demonetized. And yet this PG movie creeped me out enough I skipped forward a few times.
I needed this today.
If you want a really good and funny Mall Cop movie. Watch Observe And Report, it has Seth Rogen in it as a deranged, bi-polar, vigilante mall cop. Yeah I know Seth is not the best dude but he’s funny in this movie, probably because he didn’t write any of it.
What the hell is wrong with Seth Rogen?
@@CTladiesman he’s just kind of a dick in real life.
Review surrogates and law abiding citizen.
So.... it's a family-friendly Die Hard?......unbelievable....
Paa Baa Maa Caa: Don't Mall With His Call
Just so everyone knows: hypoglycemia doesn't work like that.
Idk why people disliked this movie, its good af
12:39 is that Adam from top gear us
How dare you respect the blart of the paul
I watched a video about creepy security guards. So this is pretty creepy watching this.
Going to do paul blart 2? That one is way worse than this one. I can't count on both hands on how many things are wrong with that one.
I actually like this series and Kevin James is a good comedian. It is a Happy Madison production, meaning Adam Sandler. There are many more misses than hits here but Kevin James.
I hate hate HATE this movie!!! >:(
This is a comedy? Please! I’ve gotten more laughs out of the Dallas Buyer’s Club than I did Paul Blart!
The popularity of this movie really baffles me, because it's just the fat Sandlerette being fat.
Couldn't you upload these in 720p or greater? Or you simply recorded them in low-res?
They were never produced in that high quality to begin with. You have remember that everything up until about Season 4 was recorded on miniDV tapes, so they were fairly low definition, and were edited in Windows Movie Maker for the most part (with Vegas used to do fine-tuning). These are at least 480p, which is about as high as the quality will go (rendered at 852 resolution).
Even the ones I filmed after I changed to a HD camera were in SD until years later: Blip made it a premium option, and it was only when it became available to me that I started doing so. However, in an effort to conserve file size, these were produced a 640 resolution, which YT deems as 360p. A rather silly move in hindsight, even though these episodes are technically better. Even more silly, I often didn't upload episodes in HD if I used a DVD master for the movie, and I deleted the source files so they can't be re-rendered any higher than they were originally. I did eventually start holding onto all the project files about mid-Season 5, and when they were re-uploaded on DailyMotion, I had re-rendered the new versions as HD, regardless of source. So there are a few episodes that will see a bump in quality, but for most part, no. (Apologies for a long answer to a simple question.)
Trivia note: the first Bad Movie Beatdown episode that was originally released in HD was Just Go With It. (August 2013)
This film has nothing. Observe and Report ain't great but it's far better than this.
Do you take requests?
At the very highest levels of Patreon, as I have a high workload already.
@@FilmBrain gotta make that dosh!
Did I mention I was given this film for free!
YOLO REN if I was given Paul Blart for free, I would’ve told them “gee thanks you might as well have given me a turd wrapped in foil!”
@@andrewguerra9343 Love the AVGN reference!
One of the few movies I felt tempted to walk out of.
I've got a great idea: You should do a review of The History of Everything. That movie is amazing!
DryBones271 I've never heard of that. Do you mean "The Theory of Everything"?
Erin Leu Whoops, yeah that's the name of the Theme Song for The Big Bang Theory, and yeah i meant that.
I think I speak for everyone when I say " bring back bad movie beatdown in 2023
I've watched a couple of ur videos now and ik I'm like 3 years late, but is it really this hard to get the jokes
You're 10 years too late.
i am surprised this was a die hard spoof it seams like something they would do
I was really hoping the review would explain how this movie was so successful at the box office. :/
I think it’s because people love to make fun of bad movies, also theirs seems to be a strange Alluring to bad films.
Even if you don;t ever bring back BMB, I do love your reviews of older movies. Especially the Asylum movies.
EmeraldDragon 🤨
7:48 XD
Review 1999s Magnolia.
Do they have mall cops in the UK?
Yeah, we have mall security. I've not seen ones riding around on Segways like they do in the US, they usually patrol on foot.
Rather like the way in which we used to often do private security, whether in malls or elsewhere, back when I had a part-time security jobs in the mid-late 1990's.
In my part of the States, that is. Sorry I wasn't clear about that above.
I just have to say I've never seen a mall cop on a Segway in the US. I'm sure there are some but it's not exactly a common thing everywhere.
Yeah, I've not seen a whole lot of that, either. Outdoors, it's either golf carts or company-owned and operated vehicles, but the latter's more for mobile patrols around towns and cities.
Immediately liked for the Mario Paint cover.
14:12 She missed the police check point because...??? BECAUSE THE PLOT SAYS SO!!!!
Poor Survivor, your songs should be in much better movies. Then again that's pretty much the theme for Happy Madison. Oh, and for using Eddie Money's "Think I'm in Love"? Yeah, this movie can fuck off. That's TWO of my favorite songs from the 80s roped into this shit.
5:34 I'm kinda curious. If that old man on the scooter was dumb enough to believe that blart is actually an officer of the law, where the hell would he go to pay his citation? I think the other security guards would be laughing at that poor old man and tell him there's no such thing as a speeding ticket here.
Good thing he was smart enough to know that blart is a goddamn poser and fled the scene of his ignorance! 😂
Kevin James performance In this is actually decent to bad he is under bad directing
And this got a sequel. Why?!
Eh, it's not really that bad. It's decent comfort media with the right attitude, although the sequel is bad.
The movie that became a meme.
I love your work :):):)
Dickie Roberts looks hilarious.
This movie exists
I seriously don't know if any of the filmmakers are aware of how much of a loser they made Paul out to be and how his situation would later be done similarly but played for tragedy in the Whale
4:55 I agree with this guy. I mean who is blart kidding? It's just a mall. It's not air port security. 😅