I'm pretty sure you could take a random screenshot of Willow, Rings of Power, and Blood Origin, mix them up like a deck of cards, and be totally unable to tell them apart when you fan them out.
Yep. There´s nothing unique about these shows. They are all "diverse" in the same way, the costumes are all generic and amateurish, the CGI is always fake looking, the characters are always a generic StRoNg WoMan, generic dumb man, and generic evil white man. The villains tend to be more likable than the main character.
Can you imagine being a cast or crew member of Willow, seeing the title of this video and clicking it, only to realize it's not actually praise? I would almost feel sorry for that person.
It's okay bro, you can admit it was you. We don't blame the poor bastards who were just trying to do their job. It's the writers and producers who ruined this.
It´s truly an achievement to create something which doesn´t resemble the source material and can be easily mistaken for another thing wich also doesn´t resemble its source material.
When I was a kid, Willow was my favorite movie. I’m really glad Disney has shown me the error of my childhood preferences of heteronormativity and hwite supremacy. Bravo, Disney.
Any show that can imagine a pool of pure evil, so potent it corrupts whoever so much as touches it, has the lead character fall into it and emerge completely unchanged deserves to be remembered for a very long time indeed.
"Have you been drinking this?" absolutely floored me. She's amazing. She sees a trickle of suspiciously metallic swirling orange ooze water and instantly infers that her twin has been slurping it up off the floor. Because it's totally normal for someone to decide to slurp orange ooze from an old fountain or a puddle on the floor. Makes sense.
As a martial artist when I see a woman that evidently dont know how to punch or hold weapon wins combat I kinda want to vomit. I see the effort in male chars not to harm her or look too strong next to her.
Yep, which is why I really liked Gina Carano in the role of Cara Dune. When she beats people up, it is fairly believable because she is actually a badass in real life.
Wait, I get the rest but why is Reeva in Kenobi woke? She is a new character no? Is her simply being black and a female woke by default? Not rhetorical.
It's good to see you back, few commentators are insightful enough these days to properly appreciate the quality of the film adaptations from the past year. Thank you for your voice of reason.
(Elora Danan featuring) "Willow" has truly been a triumph of less is more story telling. The less time spent on Willow the more time that can be spent on telling the writer's story. A story that has been told over and over again utilizing others IP in the bravest way since the last fantasy show was released. It is truly an embarrassment of riches.
It took me at least ten attempts to finish the season finale and I'm still not sure why I prolonged the suffering, except for the fact that my original love affair with "Willow" was so strong I wasted countless hours trying to catch the same feelings, and miserably failed, almost as much as the writers of this ridiculousness
Why did you let Disney ruin Willow for you? I turned it off 4 minutes into the first episode and went to the toilet to throw up and try to purge those 4 minutes to rid myself of the poison that Disney was trying to feed me.
We watched it out of a morbid curiosity. Every episode works really hard at being worse than the one that preceded it. We couldn't look away as it flushed itself further down the toilet. Honestly you should watch it. It's fucking unbelievable. There are kimonos, denim jackets, thneeds, covered wagons, decoupage, lesbian woodswomen, all you can eat buffets with trays - according to Christian Slater, faux sophisticated trolls, and a Cannibal Woodstock. That's just off the top of my head, albeit watching that definitely cost me some brain cells. Honestly, though, because of the mishmash of costumes from different time periods and regions and the modern jargon thrown in I strongly suspect the entire thing was written by A.I. Someone fed some random bad fantasy shit and modern woke nonsense into a fan fic A.I. and made whatever it shat out -- and I think they forgot to run the actual movie of Willow through it in the process. Oops.
@@Lelldorin84 And don't forget having them surrounded, with zero chance of escape, by all the Rose Tico toys that didn't sell (so basically the entire warehouse)
I loved the part where Kit said "I don't need no maaaan!" and proceeded to single handedly anhilate all the bad guys using her moxie and tough girl attitude, and all the men were like, whoa, can we admire you?
Disney just confirmed that we’re gonna have “Woke BAMBI 🦌 “. What on earth is WOKE BAMBI for “Modern Audiencee”? I thought removing dwarves for Snow White is already more woke than enough, but they say they need more Woke in a movie stared by CGI animals.
I can not believe the bravery and patients of this young beautiful warriors, that survived this journey despite having to carry the old small Willow, that has now lost all his mind and forgotten he had a family and many fans that loved and cared about him in his prime. I personally only remembered the toxic masculine male warrior from that old movie, that was obviously now too famous to come back and play with the kids.
I consider myself an enthusiast of the fantasy genre and I must admit, my exultation and bliss is simply beyond measure. First "Wheel Of Time", then "Rings Of Power" and now "Willow". I feel honoured and priviledged (which, of course, I'm ashamed of since I'm a straight, white male) that I've had a chance to marvel at such masterpieces. And to think I used to grumble about the lack of good fantasy TV shows.
Remember The Rocketeer from the 90s? Based on a comicbook series by Dave Stevens, with a Betty Page lookalike as the lead character's girlfriend. Disney is making the TV show, starring the black dude from BBC's Spooks, as a retired Tuskegee Airman. It'll be set in that now-infamous city and I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU TO DO REVIEWS OF IT!
Last time I heard of this it was supposed to be a black woman, their version of "Iron Heart" from Marvel, including that Afro-haircut, yes, even with the Rocketeer-helmet
@@eldritchmorgasm4018 Yeah, they made that show. It got cancellled after one season, of course. It was a CGI kids' show, set in modern times. This one is live action and still in pre-production.
@@outlaw._.lazines How dare you, It's quite clearly the greatest show ever made. The writing is Swiftian in its wit, Machiavellian in its twists and Twainian in its dialogue. Warwick Davis gives a performance that all but guarantees the Emmy next year and the ensemble cast is easily the most accomplished we've ever seen. I've not even come to the Directing which mixes the nuance of Fellini with the directness of Scorcese and the worldbuilding of Spielberg. We can only pray that we get a second season of this masterpiece.
I turned and said to my husband, "Weren't the original trolls black? Are those damn things actually supposed to represent white people or something? They fucking are, aren't they?" Then I thought, no, that's just too stupid even for modern Hollywoke. Then I thought again and realized that, yes, that's exactly what the hell they were supposed to be. They turned the black trolls into white, "sophisticated" sounding psychopaths. I hate this fucking planet.
I’m convinced that these shows are being written by AI. Especially since Disney commissioned a company that wrote an AI to make sure all their scripts have representation and equity a few years back. 😂
To be honest I never thought anything would ever top the historic world premiere of the first ever onscreen, female ddwarf of color,, but Willow blew that out of the water!
I didn't think a Disney+ show could get any better than She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, but this channel continues to amaze with spectacular programming like this. They just need to get rid of the people who make horrible programs like Mandalorian and Andor, and Disney would be the best channel ever.
Let's face it, even Mando was just mediocre, it soared in viewership because it was like the first gulp of air a drowning man got before succumbing forever to a river of shit. And Andor was too little to late, the man was dead already, floating to the surface face down did nothing for his condition :)).
I find the lack of self-awareness in the new Willow baffling. Did no one working on production ever mention that what they were making looks like a *parody* of woke content?
I was confused at first if this was serious or satire, but thankfully it became far more clear as I watched. I was scared someone actually thought this dumpster fire of a show was decent lolz
Brilliant commentary. Sad state of affairs when reviews by fans display so much more creativity and talent than is being produced in Hollywood these days. But the makers of Willow will certainly win many box checking awards. I think they blow out The Rings of Prime in their dedication to their only true cause.
Been patiently and excitedly waiting for the return of the woke critic. Please can we have an episode by episode break down or willow and the witcher. I can't get enough of your wokeness 🙏
You know I was old enough to remember when tv was a place where you could escape and watch something fun and not worry about politics, hidden agendas or personal opinion given as facts.
There was usually some sort of politics, even if it was just "the Commies are bad". Although "The System is bad, man" was pretty popular through the 70s and 80s, and bashing Evil Corporations has never gone out of style.
"On todays news" - Netflix is working on polish movie called Lady Jánošík a story inspired by the Slovak-Polish(but mainly slovak) myth of Juraj Jánošík a kinda Robin Hood like character based on real person even if he is more fantastical than real by now. A part of our culture he represents the hardships of the peasants in 18th century Hungary and the resistance as he took from the rich and gave to the poor. Now the thing is - Jánošík was not a teenage girl as the series will portray(but a guy) . It is set in current times still but i hate the thought of changing such an important character just for the woke points. Most of our nation is kind of like "ehm i am not sure about that". I will check it out and if you maybe want could you have a look at it, if possible ofc. I think with your humor even this possible ick of a movie could be enjoyable. And who knows maybe it's going to be masterpiece but by now i am not quite sure. Anyways, i needed to get this out and i really love your videos❤️ Have a nice day/night/morning/evening
"this isn't some jaunt, this is dangerous" says the girl with her perfectly styled modern boy cut and spotless trendy tunic that looks like it came straight off a fashion store shelf for $200. Fun fact, even dangerous marches over long distance take time. Soldiers going to march into the machine guns and artillery in a few hours will bring along instruments, books, cards, write letters, etc. You aren't actually required to sit and stare somberly into the distance for all the hours you sit resting and aren't actually on the road or fighting, lest your enjoyments spoil the serious mood of the mission. In fact it's much better to keep occupied and not stressing over what's coming. As long as it's not a actually slowing you down or interfering with the mission there is no reason you can't think about other things and try to unwind a little in the half hour between stopping after 14 hours of marching and your attempt to catch some sleep huddled in a blanket on the cold ground. And i bet anything her hair still looks perfect and her skin still looks clean and freshly bathed even after several days of this, because that's how traveling outdoors always works.
I love your sarcasm. It's truly an accomplishment to take a beloved classic and totally raze it to the ground. Any charm of the original is lost under a pile of troll guano. Warwick Davis got robbed of his chance to reprise a special character.
Rings of Power had me seriously considering Children, though I wasn't sure until Willow knocked it out of the park. I didn't want Kids before, they're terrible soulless creatures but I want a family of my own now. I want to show my Children and Grandchildren Willow!
@@thatkeyboardgirlsha3442 And don't forget to have the children watch some of the classics like the Star Wars Sequel Trilogy. Always good to teach them where it all began ya sees
I really liked Willow. It was so bad, it was a comedy for the wife and I. Slow dancing in the Forrest, Ironman suit, Indiana Jones drinking...we laughed for weeks.
Woke "creatives" are pulling the same stunts with non-fantasy works as well. I recently watched a couple of episodes of the 2020 remake of All Creatures Great And Small, in which James Herriot is mostly ignored as we focus on the lives, hopes, and wisdom of the female characters. I predict that these will be women of color in the next remake.
I dunno, I enjoyed it 🤷🏽♀️ My favorite thing is that it makes fun of itself a bit. I like that it still feels like the original plus representation that isn’t tokenism. The only thing that was a bit off to me was the final episode; I didn’t like the way they did the Crone and the vibe of the whole episode was like a different show. The writing itself was good, but the editing made it so dark and almost science fiction rather than fantasy. It felt like Ready Player One.
Willow, Ring of Power, She Hullk, Kenobi, Resident Evil, Witcher Blood origins, what a wonderful year of 2022 ! 2023 will be able to do better ? The stake are high
I'm pretty sure you could take a random screenshot of Willow, Rings of Power, and Blood Origin, mix them up like a deck of cards, and be totally unable to tell them apart when you fan them out.
Meh, maybe if you've got really bad memory.
Yep. There´s nothing unique about these shows. They are all "diverse" in the same way, the costumes are all generic and amateurish, the CGI is always fake looking, the characters are always a generic StRoNg WoMan, generic dumb man, and generic evil white man. The villains tend to be more likable than the main character.
@@brandonmunsen6035 might be better to say "and somebody you gave them all to wouldnt be able to distinguish diferent shows based on them"
@@Mouse_Metalthanks for saying what some of us with taste know
The willow characters wear demin. That's very easy to spot.
This channel is genius. He could accept shill money from the studios and not change a word of his narrations
😂😂😂
If this isnt sarcasm i would be shocked
The intro crosses the line from satire into outright sarcasm, and this show deserves nothing less.
It gets boring, though.
You know people actually like this show. It's crazy
@@carlweaselbear534 Brain dead zoomers, who like books wif pitures cause dey don't red so gud...
'Let's go fight for good...or whatever'
- The stunning writing of the Willow show
Can you imagine being a cast or crew member of Willow, seeing the title of this video and clicking it, only to realize it's not actually praise? I would almost feel sorry for that person.
It's okay bro, you can admit it was you. We don't blame the poor bastards who were just trying to do their job. It's the writers and producers who ruined this.
It´s truly an achievement to create something which doesn´t resemble the source material and can be easily mistaken for another thing wich also doesn´t resemble its source material.
Which also steals from several other thing's source material.
it should become its own genre
@@DJake1992 Woke Ship of Theseus
“i know, we’ll push it down the river and forget we ever saw it” -willow
He knew even then that if he went through with the movie Disney would eventually release this show.
Moses: "... story of my life... ..."
Prophetic.
When I was a kid, Willow was my favorite movie. I’m really glad Disney has shown me the error of my childhood preferences of heteronormativity and hwite supremacy. Bravo, Disney.
The sarcasm is heavy
@@stephaniejaniczekssmugglerscan is it tho?
Your nuts he she him her crazy people
The show isn't for you. They could care less about you. This is to instill preferences into our children. There is a war for your kids.
@@Foot-N-Mouth your name suits you.
We are truly blessed with the fortune of living through TV renaissance. And to have The Woke Critic to point it out
Any show that can imagine a pool of pure evil, so potent it corrupts whoever so much as touches it, has the lead character fall into it and emerge completely unchanged deserves to be remembered for a very long time indeed.
That is a special kind of story-telling, alright.
She actually became nicer. Just slightly but even more entitled
Aye. "remembered", in a prophylactic way.
"Have you been drinking this?" absolutely floored me. She's amazing. She sees a trickle of suspiciously metallic swirling orange ooze water and instantly infers that her twin has been slurping it up off the floor. Because it's totally normal for someone to decide to slurp orange ooze from an old fountain or a puddle on the floor. Makes sense.
@AnwylHSM she said 'Have you been drinking this shit?' Very much the fantasy dialogue we expect
When the world needed him most, he returned.
Wait you are talking about The Woke Critic and not willow?
@@leedad Willow was never truly gone
@@FathDaniel Willow is the friends we made along the way.
I can't begin to tell you how good Willow is as a TV show. Literally.
What?? It's woke ass garbage
@@outlaw._.lazines Yes, well done. That's exactly what I said, hence the up votes.
Thank you, it’s impossible to say how good the show is becaUse there’s nothing good about it.
is so good that its now cancelled and totally yabaondones, loL
@One Quick Thing and lots of gay kissing. And whining.
As a martial artist when I see a woman that evidently dont know how to punch or hold weapon wins combat I kinda want to vomit. I see the effort in male chars not to harm her or look too strong next to her.
Which martial art?
Yep, which is why I really liked Gina Carano in the role of Cara Dune. When she beats people up, it is fairly believable because she is actually a badass in real life.
same, like when they choose skinny guys/girls because of their looks and they cant even punch
This proves to me that sarcasm will be our most powerful weapon against hostile extraterrestrials.
Kit and Galadriel are the best characters of all time
Man I was honestly looking forward to more Willow.
I might be the only one on this planet, but I have a soft spot for this movie.
Such a shame.
FINALLY! Someone that truly understands Willow the TV series. Good on you for your brave stance and magnificent insight
Naw it's shit
Wait, I get the rest but why is Reeva in Kenobi woke? She is a new character no? Is her simply being black and a female woke by default? Not rhetorical.
Ahahaha when the knight rider music started I almost suffocated from laughter
^^^
It’s good to finally see this show get the praise it deserves
it wasn't as good as ring of power for sure, but it definitely still deserves praise! i've waited 20+ years to see this version of willow
It might win an Emmy !!!
Lol
@@downhillnut2273 Is that a new kind of Razzie award?
@@downhillnut2273 Just ONE emmy?!!!!
It's good to see you back, few commentators are insightful enough these days to properly appreciate the quality of the film adaptations from the past year. Thank you for your voice of reason.
(Elora Danan featuring) "Willow" has truly been a triumph of less is more story telling. The less time spent on Willow the more time that can be spent on telling the writer's story. A story that has been told over and over again utilizing others IP in the bravest way since the last fantasy show was released. It is truly an embarrassment of riches.
It took me at least ten attempts to finish the season finale and I'm still not sure why I prolonged the suffering, except for the fact that my original love affair with "Willow" was so strong I wasted countless hours trying to catch the same feelings, and miserably failed, almost as much as the writers of this ridiculousness
Why did you let Disney ruin Willow for you? I turned it off 4 minutes into the first episode and went to the toilet to throw up and try to purge those 4 minutes to rid myself of the poison that Disney was trying to feed me.
Straighter than a straight line to infinity
Hehe
The greatest show I've ever heard about
What's crazy is a lot've the cast weren't even alive when Willow came out
I have to comend Hollywood for its work in keeping my electric bill down.
With shows like this I have never had my tv on so little.
Oh boy, my sarcasm detector just went up in flames! 🔥 Now what? 😱
I think it’s crazy that Warwick Davis was 17 in the first willow. He was so young.
Val was just as young!
@@jenniferlattanzi9947 He literally wasn't. He was 29 in 1988.
@@upscaleshack to me, under 30 is still a baby, I'm 50.
@@jenniferlattanzi9947 50 is still young. Not as young but definitely not 70.
They couldn't just leave willow alone 😔
I was just rewatching your videos last night lol. I'm so glad you uploaded again!
Warwick Davis best on screen performance was when Jimmy Carr asked him what kind of super powers 'you' people have on an episode of Top Gear.
Glad to have you back mate! Haven't even bothered with Willow. 2022 was the death of fantasy with each release looking more generic than the last.
We watched it out of a morbid curiosity. Every episode works really hard at being worse than the one that preceded it. We couldn't look away as it flushed itself further down the toilet.
Honestly you should watch it. It's fucking unbelievable.
There are kimonos, denim jackets, thneeds, covered wagons, decoupage, lesbian woodswomen, all you can eat buffets with trays - according to Christian Slater, faux sophisticated trolls, and a Cannibal Woodstock. That's just off the top of my head, albeit watching that definitely cost me some brain cells.
Honestly, though, because of the mishmash of costumes from different time periods and regions and the modern jargon thrown in I strongly suspect the entire thing was written by A.I. Someone fed some random bad fantasy shit and modern woke nonsense into a fan fic A.I. and made whatever it shat out -- and I think they forgot to run the actual movie of Willow through it in the process. Oops.
@@anwylhsm954 Couldn't agree more
I can’t believe Warwick Davis led himself to this mess...
Kathleen Kennedy overpowered him with her plastic Sith lightsaber and tied up his family with "The Force is female" t shirts.
@@Lelldorin84 And don't forget having them surrounded, with zero chance of escape, by all the Rose Tico toys that didn't sell (so basically the entire warehouse)
I loved the part when Willow said 'It's willowin' time' and then went on to willow the entire room.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I loved the part where Kit said "I don't need no maaaan!" and proceeded to single handedly anhilate all the bad guys using her moxie and tough girl attitude, and all the men were like, whoa, can we admire you?
Hoping 2023 brings more woke-ass shows just so we get more content from the woke critic * fingerscrossed *
He will have content dripping out of every orifice.
Indeed@@bushmonster1702 indeed
Disney just confirmed that we’re gonna have “Woke BAMBI 🦌 “.
What on earth is WOKE BAMBI for “Modern Audiencee”?
I thought removing dwarves for Snow White is already more woke than enough, but they say they need more Woke in a movie stared by CGI animals.
I can not believe the bravery and patients of this young beautiful warriors, that survived this journey despite having to carry the old small Willow, that has now lost all his mind and forgotten he had a family and many fans that loved and cared about him in his prime. I personally only remembered the toxic masculine male warrior from that old movie, that was obviously now too famous to come back and play with the kids.
I consider myself an enthusiast of the fantasy genre and I must admit, my exultation and bliss is simply beyond measure. First "Wheel Of Time", then "Rings Of Power" and now "Willow". I feel honoured and priviledged (which, of course, I'm ashamed of since I'm a straight, white male) that I've had a chance to marvel at such masterpieces. And to think I used to grumble about the lack of good fantasy TV shows.
To be fair, the Wheel of Time did resemble the source material.
@@IkarusKommt It's an understatement, Amazon's "Wheel of Time" was far superior to the source material.
Forgive me if I stutter while I attempt to utter your last name.
Come on dude. Up the frequency, i need my weekly shot of this!
yo for real! lmao
Thank god a new one, Its been a depressing 2 weeks and we need more of this.
No doubt The yanks are scratching their heads at the British sarcasm... Touché
I am well aware of what sarcasm is. Thanks. We are familiar with the concept.
Remember The Rocketeer from the 90s? Based on a comicbook series by Dave Stevens, with a Betty Page lookalike as the lead character's girlfriend. Disney is making the TV show, starring the black dude from BBC's Spooks, as a retired Tuskegee Airman. It'll be set in that now-infamous city and I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU TO DO REVIEWS OF IT!
Cannot be complete without a white woman for him to lust after and act a fool around while she girl bosses her way in the show.
Last time I heard of this it was supposed to be a black woman, their version of "Iron Heart" from Marvel, including that Afro-haircut, yes, even with the Rocketeer-helmet
@@eldritchmorgasm4018 Yeah I remember that rumor too and I think it had some validity to it. I'm not sure if it was scrapped.
@@eldritchmorgasm4018 Yeah, they made that show. It got cancellled after one season, of course. It was a CGI kids' show, set in modern times. This one is live action and still in pre-production.
@@_Sallow_ So, it's the very best of both, I guess... fine... more comedy-gold
Thank you so much Jennifer Lawrence!
Man I'm going to go watch Three Men and a Baby again, I fucking love that movie, and the sequel.
This guy wins the internet with every upload 💯 🏅
Halo, She Hulk, The Witcher just a few more...
I forgot about all the shows that were introduced at the beginning
they were so incredible it overloaded and burnt memory holes in my mind
Disney Willow me an apology.
Welcome back. A new Woke Critic. Made my day.
Finally, someone espouses the sheer white knuckle genius of the show. A triumph of writing, directing and acting.
No. The show is shit. Woke garbage and the characters are unlikeable. Atrocious show I'll say
@@outlaw._.lazines How dare you, It's quite clearly the greatest show ever made. The writing is Swiftian in its wit, Machiavellian in its twists and Twainian in its dialogue. Warwick Davis gives a performance that all but guarantees the Emmy next year and the ensemble cast is easily the most accomplished we've ever seen. I've not even come to the Directing which mixes the nuance of Fellini with the directness of Scorcese and the worldbuilding of Spielberg. We can only pray that we get a second season of this masterpiece.
The white orc thing is just so hilariously on the nose, we will be cringing at this era of television for a long long time.
I turned and said to my husband, "Weren't the original trolls black? Are those damn things actually supposed to represent white people or something? They fucking are, aren't they?" Then I thought, no, that's just too stupid even for modern Hollywoke. Then I thought again and realized that, yes, that's exactly what the hell they were supposed to be. They turned the black trolls into white, "sophisticated" sounding psychopaths.
I hate this fucking planet.
Where is their orange-haired leader , though?
@@majorgear1021 Can't have red heads anymore, they get blackwashed.
I’m convinced that these shows are being written by AI. Especially since Disney commissioned a company that wrote an AI to make sure all their scripts have representation and equity a few years back. 😂
Brava…..
Another masterpiece
To be honest I never thought anything would ever top the historic world premiere of the first ever onscreen, female ddwarf of color,, but Willow blew that out of the water!
This script is better than any Dysney+ writer could ever create. And im not being sarcastic. Great job bro.
I didn't think a Disney+ show could get any better than She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, but this channel continues to amaze with spectacular programming like this. They just need to get rid of the people who make horrible programs like Mandalorian and Andor, and Disney would be the best channel ever.
Let's face it, even Mando was just mediocre, it soared in viewership because it was like the first gulp of air a drowning man got before succumbing forever to a river of shit. And Andor was too little to late, the man was dead already, floating to the surface face down did nothing for his condition :)).
I find the lack of self-awareness in the new Willow baffling. Did no one working on production ever mention that what they were making looks like a *parody* of woke content?
It's what they do, the stuff that nightmare-legends are made off... and immortal comedy-gold
We need a second season
My favourite critic is back.
The Knight Rider theme slayed me.
What a woke time to enjoy stunning and brave masterpieces of all time!!
The Knight Rider music fakking murdered me xD
11/10
The next series in garbige line:
The last of us
We missed you! I can't wait for the next masterpiece you rave about.
I was confused at first if this was serious or satire, but thankfully it became far more clear as I watched.
I was scared someone actually thought this dumpster fire of a show was decent lolz
Brilliant commentary. Sad state of affairs when reviews by fans display so much more creativity and talent than is being produced in Hollywood these days. But the makers of Willow will certainly win many box checking awards. I think they blow out The Rings of Prime in their dedication to their only true cause.
Been patiently and excitedly waiting for the return of the woke critic. Please can we have an episode by episode break down or willow and the witcher. I can't get enough of your wokeness 🙏
God just reliving the viewing experience through other people's reviews makes me gag. I have PTSD from watching this
You know I was old enough to remember when tv was a place where you could escape and watch something fun and not worry about politics, hidden agendas or personal opinion given as facts.
There was usually some sort of politics, even if it was just "the Commies are bad". Although "The System is bad, man" was pretty popular through the 70s and 80s, and bashing Evil Corporations has never gone out of style.
"On todays news" - Netflix is working on polish movie called Lady Jánošík a story inspired by the Slovak-Polish(but mainly slovak) myth of Juraj Jánošík a kinda Robin Hood like character based on real person even if he is more fantastical than real by now. A part of our culture he represents the hardships of the peasants in 18th century Hungary and the resistance as he took from the rich and gave to the poor. Now the thing is - Jánošík was not a teenage girl as the series will portray(but a guy) . It is set in current times still but i hate the thought of changing such an important character just for the woke points. Most of our nation is kind of like "ehm i am not sure about that".
I will check it out and if you maybe want could you have a look at it, if possible ofc. I think with your humor even this possible ick of a movie could be enjoyable. And who knows maybe it's going to be masterpiece but by now i am not quite sure.
Anyways, i needed to get this out and i really love your videos❤️ Have a nice day/night/morning/evening
I assumed Willow was season 2 of Rings of Power.
Witcher Blood Origins next. What a wonderful 2022 in Wokentertainment hhahahah
"Please, believe US, We ain't racist no more"
- Hollywoke (while being super racist)
Welcome back! It's been too long since one of your cracking videos! Hope you had a good Christmas Up North.
Honestly, my favorite part was the trolls, something terrifying about smart monsters. That change was the only one I thought was geniuse.
Am looking forward to your 'impending' Velma breakdown 😍
Thank you, Woke Critic. Once again you've made me almost pass out with laughter.
"this isn't some jaunt, this is dangerous" says the girl with her perfectly styled modern boy cut and spotless trendy tunic that looks like it came straight off a fashion store shelf for $200. Fun fact, even dangerous marches over long distance take time. Soldiers going to march into the machine guns and artillery in a few hours will bring along instruments, books, cards, write letters, etc. You aren't actually required to sit and stare somberly into the distance for all the hours you sit resting and aren't actually on the road or fighting, lest your enjoyments spoil the serious mood of the mission. In fact it's much better to keep occupied and not stressing over what's coming. As long as it's not a actually slowing you down or interfering with the mission there is no reason you can't think about other things and try to unwind a little in the half hour between stopping after 14 hours of marching and your attempt to catch some sleep huddled in a blanket on the cold ground.
And i bet anything her hair still looks perfect and her skin still looks clean and freshly bathed even after several days of this, because that's how traveling outdoors always works.
Oh, man, I am so distressed that I missed this marvelous masterpiece.
Every modern movies or tv series with a male protagonist also have the real protagonist; A woman.
Who else wants the MIB memory loss thingies after watching the Willow series?
I was thinking that, but now that is has the laugh track and Knight Rider soundtrack, I have to really ponder it.
I love your sarcasm. It's truly an accomplishment to take a beloved classic and totally raze it to the ground. Any charm of the original is lost under a pile of troll guano. Warwick Davis got robbed of his chance to reprise a special character.
The only thing better than all the modern movies/tv we have is all the fine reviews of them. 🤣
Rings of Power had me seriously considering Children, though I wasn't sure until Willow knocked it out of the park. I didn't want Kids before, they're terrible soulless creatures but I want a family of my own now. I want to show my Children and Grandchildren Willow!
if u need any more motivation, how bout also being able to tell your kids about Witcher Blood origin
@@thatkeyboardgirlsha3442 And don't forget to have the children watch some of the classics like the Star Wars Sequel Trilogy. Always good to teach them where it all began ya sees
@@furnoprime9439 that goes without saying! and of course, instead of scooby-doo, why not velma?
Great work Sir. Sarcasm used to be a lost art, loved the Galadriel A+ video. Will definitely subscribe and let others know about your channel.
I loved Willow the movie and even more, the game.
I really liked Willow. It was so bad, it was a comedy for the wife and I. Slow dancing in the Forrest, Ironman suit, Indiana Jones drinking...we laughed for weeks.
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Revelation in adaptation!
I missed your deadly serious reviews. Good to see you back 👍 cheers
Great job! I LOLed at the Knight Rider theme halfway through. Well played!!
I love this guys humour
Woke "creatives" are pulling the same stunts with non-fantasy works as well. I recently watched a couple of episodes of the 2020 remake of All Creatures Great And Small, in which James Herriot is mostly ignored as we focus on the lives, hopes, and wisdom of the female characters. I predict that these will be women of color in the next remake.
Egypt sues makers of cleopatra movie. Truth is weird but fiction weirder.
I dunno, I enjoyed it 🤷🏽♀️ My favorite thing is that it makes fun of itself a bit. I like that it still feels like the original plus representation that isn’t tokenism. The only thing that was a bit off to me was the final episode; I didn’t like the way they did the Crone and the vibe of the whole episode was like a different show. The writing itself was good, but the editing made it so dark and almost science fiction rather than fantasy. It felt like Ready Player One.
Willow, Ring of Power, She Hullk, Kenobi, Resident Evil, Witcher Blood origins, what a wonderful year of 2022 ! 2023 will be able to do better ? The stake are high
I won't waste a second watching it.
This is a very underrated channel!
Stunning and Brave!™️
If you think Willow is good, wait until you see the full glory that is Velma.
a woke masterpiece 🤣
I doubt you said this without messing up or laughing by how crazy and bizarre it sounds
You delivered amazing work, as expected