Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List

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  • @andren8788
    @andren8788 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    The riffing between these two is a joy to hear

  • @nicknamean
    @nicknamean ปีที่แล้ว +20

    slave dying in the ocean...immediately regrets it face was CLASSIC 😂😂😂🎉

  • @braddipalma1430
    @braddipalma1430 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Came here just to acknowledge the grunt from joe when the watch went off 😂 absolute gold jerry!

    • @GeeOhBoii
      @GeeOhBoii ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Me too 😂, it rude interrupted his flow.

    • @GravyTrainDD81
      @GravyTrainDD81 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's their star wipe to ads sometimes that's so funny

  • @ArvinSingh-xv2qj
    @ArvinSingh-xv2qj ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Its absolutely insane how consistently good this is- hardly ever a bad episode and its mostly off the cuff riffing. This should be THE comedy podcast.

  • @patrick815
    @patrick815 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Mark somehow survives his own life

    • @jsmnzgb
      @jsmnzgb ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@scottczan Drugs? He's an alcoholic! Surely that's his main issue if anything...

    • @whataloadofbollox
      @whataloadofbollox ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jsmnzgb he is a high functioning alcoholic !

    • @jsmnzgb
      @jsmnzgb ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@whataloadofbollox Definitely :)

    • @jsmnzgb
      @jsmnzgb ปีที่แล้ว

      @@scottczan You don’t know what you’re talking about do you? Go pretend you’re aware and you care somewhere else loser! If you call that drugs, then you don’t know a lot about drugs, taking drugs or harm they can cause :)

  • @alanbauer9959
    @alanbauer9959 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Gotta love getting a Tuesdays every Monday night! It's Gold Jerry!

    • @jertyberty
      @jertyberty ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tom & Jerry

    • @jertyberty
      @jertyberty ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jerriactrics

    • @doublebass
      @doublebass ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jertyberty jerrycurl

  • @leofeld9511
    @leofeld9511 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I'm loving Joe's descent into the sound effect guy.

  • @whataloadofbollox
    @whataloadofbollox ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Mark saying going back to Africa while in Africa had Joe rolling and his laugh had me rolling 😂

  • @juanarmijosacurio
    @juanarmijosacurio ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I love how Mark hears a rumor and sells it as fact like a car salesman

    • @Balxandr
      @Balxandr ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Then someone says he’s wrong and he immediately agrees

    • @guybrushtwood
      @guybrushtwood ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At least he said give it a goog this time

    • @AgendaInMind
      @AgendaInMind ปีที่แล้ว

      Do they not know Fauci was behind the AIDS fraud as well? He literally convinced gay and black men they were the cause of disease because of heir sexual preference or skin color. And fools fell for it!!

    • @jertyberty
      @jertyberty ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Give that a Goog"

    • @jsmnzgb
      @jsmnzgb ปีที่แล้ว

      He first said it's a fact! HE acts like he doesn't have Google himself..

  • @ZeppyCustoms
    @ZeppyCustoms ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Waiting all week for this! PART 2!

  • @Julescruz
    @Julescruz ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Can we take a moment to acknowledge Mark's professionalism? Not only does he fart into the mic, but he also has notes on his phone to make sure he covers all interesting and funny parts of his stories. We miss nothing! Keep up the funny work queefs

  • @ThePokerStreets916
    @ThePokerStreets916 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Joe: "Planet of the whatever"... 1/10th of a second later.. Mark: "worldstar" 💀😂. Joe did a good job not skipping a beat and continuing talking lol.

    • @Los47
      @Los47 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Heard Chuck laughing in the back 😂

    • @thenamelessone123
      @thenamelessone123 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I don't think he got the joke haha

  • @GriseldaBSF410
    @GriseldaBSF410 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Locked and loaded every Tuesday morning at midnight!

  • @pressrepeat2000
    @pressrepeat2000 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I’ve been waiting for this all week! Part 1 had me working and crying from laughter.

  • @peterpaulmedia7887
    @peterpaulmedia7887 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I always listen on Spotify totally forgot how dope it is to actually see you guys do the show

  • @Iamwatchinit
    @Iamwatchinit ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I got a feeling that Mark is just always booking stupid flights to have a story to tell on this podcast

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Using the watch beep as the ad read is gold Chucky D

    • @a.k.4o
      @a.k.4o ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wouldn't of minded seeing a jelly fish on Joe's face

  • @ole_limberlegs
    @ole_limberlegs ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Mark said he couldn't come up with Neil DeGrasse Tyson being called "dark matter" somehow I doubt that. I think his brain writes jokes without him knowing. 😂

  • @Revolution1117
    @Revolution1117 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Floppy Meat Mess" LOL I wait all week for Tuesdays!

  • @stonehillfarm866
    @stonehillfarm866 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Love these stories!

  • @MYkeyS
    @MYkeyS ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "let me get down there and see this alien" holy shit...that's too funny Joe!🤣🤣

  • @Scoobay
    @Scoobay ปีที่แล้ว +17

    5 minutes in and I’ve laughed more than I would at entire episodes of other pods. I don’t think there’s another pod out there that can do it like that.

    • @a.k.4o
      @a.k.4o ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly

    • @cloudbloom
      @cloudbloom ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Are You Garbage is the only other laughs-per-minute podcast I can think of, those guys are quick and hilarious

    • @Scoobay
      @Scoobay ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cloudbloom meh

  • @Beederda
    @Beederda ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Im most impressed by joe lists knowledge of black hockey players 😂

    • @shainedupuis2649
      @shainedupuis2649 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He forgot Donald Brashear. Which I'm surprised about because Boston Bruin legend Marty McSorley whacked him in the head with his stick like he was swinging at a change-up😂

  • @jpierce2l33t
    @jpierce2l33t ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Joe missed it when Mark said World Star but I'm dying 💀💀💀🤣🤣

  • @veddermn8
    @veddermn8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love the Jozef Stumpel reference , remember him from NHL '94 and the Neely Bruins era

  • @AleksandarIvanov69
    @AleksandarIvanov69 หลายเดือนก่อน

    55:45 - the amount judgement and anger in that sentence from Joe made me belly laugh like a fool 😂😂😂

  • @MichaelReadNoReply
    @MichaelReadNoReply ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Came here just to let Joe know that he's been killing it these passed episodes! You both bring so much to the table and your stories make every tuesday gay! Much love from South Africa

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
    @annabethsmith-kingsley2079 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I'm a straight man": proceeds to do a persuasive essay about how a penis looks better than a vulva.

  • @mike_maclean5787
    @mike_maclean5787 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Just watched the movie The Menu yesterday and Mark would definitely be dying at that restaurant lol

  • @Sun_Cat_Pop
    @Sun_Cat_Pop ปีที่แล้ว +7

    15:34 When you think you've heard it all ... ... Mark comes up what has to be a new slang term

  • @TicklepennyLane
    @TicklepennyLane ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I relate when they're not shy about knowing 3/4 of something

  • @wedderboom
    @wedderboom ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Well this just makes me feel terrific. Happy Tuesday chaps!

  • @connerhaas4703
    @connerhaas4703 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Stop catering to the haters guys this pod is one of the funniest ever made. Remember they’re all just cowards behind a keyboard. They don’t even deserve an acknowledgment.

    • @HIGHTS
      @HIGHTS ปีที่แล้ว

      Seriously! Dudes are making over 100k off Patreon. Fuck haters lol

    • @jsmnzgb
      @jsmnzgb ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HIGHTS Any little form of criticism doesn't equal hate. Some people are too sensitive with their bs.

    • @hypernovaorcus
      @hypernovaorcus ปีที่แล้ว

      You just acknowledged them

  • @U.F.O_0908
    @U.F.O_0908 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Happy to hear the Safari was a good experience! It's true, hippos are some of the most dangerous animals in the wild. And they can run faster than most people.

  • @ramkorndef
    @ramkorndef ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Mark’s airplane/travel stories give me so much anxiety. 😣

  • @rustyshackleford5711
    @rustyshackleford5711 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Appreciated the Jozef Stumpel reference :)

  • @laurencezemlick1979
    @laurencezemlick1979 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Look fellas, we don’t mind that you prerecord episodes, but we’re gonna bust your balls when you are talking about Christmas and World Cup soccer a month after it’s over. 😂. Buy some bunion stories from Newman! Love the beeping Timex!

  • @RobBarrettgolfs
    @RobBarrettgolfs ปีที่แล้ว +3

    😂😂😂😂 you boys make my day

  • @ruggedmeetsrefined5345
    @ruggedmeetsrefined5345 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “It’s a jump to conclusions mat.”

  • @danielpaiva5362
    @danielpaiva5362 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best pod worldwide.

  • @jayneblue2
    @jayneblue2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    House prices in NJ? Sounds like Joe hasn't given up on the shore living yet 👣🏖👣

  • @AleksandarIvanov69
    @AleksandarIvanov69 หลายเดือนก่อน

    37:07 - Mark didn't even notice what made Joe laugh like that there 😂

  • @johnforeman634
    @johnforeman634 ปีที่แล้ว

    I knew it was Course! I yelled “course, course! I beat you queefs!

  • @Sun_Cat_Pop
    @Sun_Cat_Pop ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Joe, Mark & Sam Morril all were highly credited yesterday by Greg Fitzsdog in 1st 5mins of "Sunday Papers" pod # 149
    Said how Sam's "...part of a group of guys coming out of NY that's really has been a big part of comedy & I don't think Im underselling this. I think there's a handful of these guys, him and Mark Normand and Joe List and they've really have pushed comedy onto TH-cam in a way it wasn't there before ..."

  • @eg_mike22
    @eg_mike22 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Of course Mark gets a free dinner from a Michelin star restaurant 😂

  • @jellyroll59
    @jellyroll59 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for the daily SBD's

  • @thomascurran9562
    @thomascurran9562 ปีที่แล้ว

    TH-cam needs to start adding this to my homepage

  • @michaelp8995
    @michaelp8995 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love this

  • @mikemorrison281
    @mikemorrison281 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Blueberry fish. I died.

  • @csablan3829
    @csablan3829 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol, they covered the clock.. The reason they brought the clock into the room because they never knew where they were during the episode time slot. So goddamn funny.

  • @HIGHTS
    @HIGHTS ปีที่แล้ว

    9000 Patreons is crazy. Happy for you guys

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o ปีที่แล้ว

    Favorite podcast in the world

  • @robertcastillo9754
    @robertcastillo9754 ปีที่แล้ว

    New Tuesgay here. Lovin it. I'm addicted Jerry!

  • @chriscee3981
    @chriscee3981 ปีที่แล้ว

    Did Mark just say fuck it to the new Rolex? Made me chuckle hard when his watch beeped and it made Joe groan loud lol

  • @danielwestereng155
    @danielwestereng155 ปีที่แล้ว

    Funny stuff boys!!!
    Much love!!!!

  • @prince13896
    @prince13896 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Look, buddy, you gotta step on it. I don't care about your dumb food origins... I gotta go back to Africa!" I love when Normand throws out a line so bizarre it kills Joe for a full minute.

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
    @annabethsmith-kingsley2079 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    `I think the guy who sings the end theme sounds like Chuck.

  • @diannawilliams6923
    @diannawilliams6923 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Well done!

  • @matguerra333
    @matguerra333 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    World Star Hippo

  • @vednev6931
    @vednev6931 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It’s alllllll pipes !

  • @mkmstillstackin
    @mkmstillstackin ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yoo Whoo, Honeymoon Part duex!

  • @zachmerrill840
    @zachmerrill840 ปีที่แล้ว

    I always thought the line was call me heretic call me what you will. That’s funny.

  • @BigDaddy-vk6rv
    @BigDaddy-vk6rv ปีที่แล้ว

    I lost it at Ralphie May! I cannot wait to see you both live!

  • @jencook3287
    @jencook3287 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ole Sandy!😆

  • @SamBassComedy
    @SamBassComedy ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Poor Mark's wife. I was shaking my head, like, dude you didn't check your flights when flying international? My god man, you really are hilariously aloof.

  • @mjm5081
    @mjm5081 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Don't forget Blue Line Jackson, Penalty Box Jones, and Sticks Washington.

    • @shugarbage
      @shugarbage ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

    • @mjm5081
      @mjm5081 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shugarbage 😃 👍 👊

  • @SkaegSkater
    @SkaegSkater ปีที่แล้ว

    59:38 American here who sacked up and moved to Denmark. It's pretty amazing.

  • @FanYarnla
    @FanYarnla ปีที่แล้ว

    55:33 this is why Joe List is the best

  • @stanleykubik1778
    @stanleykubik1778 ปีที่แล้ว

    Kurt Russel is down there, with an eyepatch 😂😂😂

  • @Kzds4909
    @Kzds4909 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just watched Fourth of July. Loved it and I know Joe won't take the compliment but he was great. Thanks for the pods fellas. I always look forward to them.

  • @Alew8
    @Alew8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Surf’s up!

  • @dannyboy4767
    @dannyboy4767 ปีที่แล้ว

    Punisher is so good cmon 🤣

  • @scully6703
    @scully6703 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Amazing episode. Look waiter I gotta go back to Africa

  • @RedBernie
    @RedBernie ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I can’t get enough of this pod gays. Just going through the popular tab and watching all the top ones. Any hidden gems with low views I should know about? Thanks anyways queefs

    • @binimgarten8696
      @binimgarten8696 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why even select? Go through them all in chronological order, it's a good time and ensures that you get all references.

    • @RedBernie
      @RedBernie ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@binimgarten8696 very true, I'll do that

    • @RedBernie
      @RedBernie ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@binimgarten8696 they've actually got me wanting to start Seinfeld

  • @floydawaight49
    @floydawaight49 ปีที่แล้ว

    Glad you two made it, your lady is a keeper, ya Queefer... PeaceOrELSE

  • @r.l.5812
    @r.l.5812 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just watched Joe's comedy special from last year it was from Comedy Central. Joe is one of the funniest comics out there! And without a single joke about ovaltine! And I'm glad you made it back with your marriage intact Mark!

  • @Killakallie92
    @Killakallie92 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nice hair cut Mark! 👍👀🔥

  • @ruggedmeetsrefined5345
    @ruggedmeetsrefined5345 ปีที่แล้ว

    The pod drops at midnight like clockwork on TH-cam.

  • @bobjr2646
    @bobjr2646 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Sorry Mark this happens so much you don’t get to complain about your lack of planning anymore

  • @gelooso
    @gelooso ปีที่แล้ว

    yes, come in everything mark

  • @thesnapperlapper2559
    @thesnapperlapper2559 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Great EP, Pussy Timer Watch slayed me

  • @M_C__studio
    @M_C__studio ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great episode guys 🍑🌬️

  • @TheGUDL716
    @TheGUDL716 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I miss Gregg

    • @a.k.4o
      @a.k.4o ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The MainCoon is missed

  • @joefondu
    @joefondu ปีที่แล้ว

    See you in Denver!

  • @DesignRhythm
    @DesignRhythm ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That's Grrrrape!

  • @hipxlovex
    @hipxlovex ปีที่แล้ว

    Me watching with my deep clavicle holes like 👀😂

  • @retroworld1971
    @retroworld1971 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ha in Perth Australia we had a ‘restaurant’ called Slick Chicks that u ate food off the ‘Ladies’
    Not sure how that ever got passed health inspectors !

  • @philprice6242
    @philprice6242 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you so much for saying that. We're so fucking lucky. Literally nothing is perfect.

  • @imnotbenavery9220
    @imnotbenavery9220 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    48:11
    joe does a leopard impression

    • @NYCerious
      @NYCerious ปีที่แล้ว

      Took me a few times but I got it 😂

  • @MaxBeamer
    @MaxBeamer ปีที่แล้ว +2

    are the matching outfits planned or just a coincidence?? lol

  • @henergy_
    @henergy_ ปีที่แล้ว

    hell yea oxnard in april ill be there!

  • @fakeyawns
    @fakeyawns ปีที่แล้ว

    How dare Joe talk about the Punisher that way. He's a war hero.

  • @NYCerious
    @NYCerious ปีที่แล้ว +9

    My father's gay

  • @danithedime
    @danithedime ปีที่แล้ว

    been a big fan of we might be drunk since 2020, but just discovered this today.

  • @tuesgayy
    @tuesgayy ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I wish each episode started off with a perfect fart ❤

  • @jonathan2nightingale194
    @jonathan2nightingale194 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kruger Industrial Smoothing.

  • @kingoftheseamusic
    @kingoftheseamusic ปีที่แล้ว

    Best duo since Pinky and Perky

  • @callanhutchison1871
    @callanhutchison1871 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wohooo

  • @AshkonHobooti
    @AshkonHobooti ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the jeans.

  • @GravyTrainDD81
    @GravyTrainDD81 ปีที่แล้ว

    Park West baby !!!!