Tim Vine on Total Football

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  • @MarkAtherton
    @MarkAtherton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    “They’re literally a stones throw from where I was born... In fact, the first words that I said were “who threw that?’” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good attempt Mark but, probably, better if you enter every word in the punchline like " the first words that I USED were " who threw that".....
      ps: Only joshing with you Mate...
      pps: I have no idea why I phrased the previous line as I did as I am a Londoner who has never been within 8,000 miles of Oz.....:)

    • @DjNikGnashers
      @DjNikGnashers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That was actually a recycled Roy Chubby Brown joke from the 1980's.
      Chubby Brown's joke was "We used to live a stones throw from the sea, you could tell that 'cause all the fucking windows were broken" .....

  • @kidsmoked
    @kidsmoked 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Whenever I see Tim I just smile the entire video. He's the kinda guy. 💖

    • @jeffdavies358
      @jeffdavies358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      THE funniest guy
      EVER!!!!

  • @law1364
    @law1364 10 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    SUTTON TIL I DIE! Tim Vine is an absolute legend, had the pleasure of interviewing him at the game - a brilliant 4-0 win for the Us

    • @rolthesole
      @rolthesole 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Johnnie Lowery

  • @TS50ER
    @TS50ER 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I'm surprised Tim didn't tell his classic footy joke: Can you tell me your availability to run a football team in Sheffield? I can't manage Wednesday.

    • @jpa_fasty3997
      @jpa_fasty3997 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So I was running up the wing....

  • @cbierman17
    @cbierman17 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "It's very hard to move your mouth and make the sound come out later" hahaha

  • @ImNewAndHere2Stay
    @ImNewAndHere2Stay 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Basically, 3 guys doing a soccer show, knowing nothing about it, job saved by Tim Vine

  • @andrewlavey6992
    @andrewlavey6992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wiped the floor with them! He just mopped everything up;-))

  • @airmackeeee6792
    @airmackeeee6792 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Lehmo cheated. He had cue cards. All of Tim's jokes were from memory.

    • @olympicadam
      @olympicadam 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I think they took the award off him for that.

    • @markshaggy7914
      @markshaggy7914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was astonished to hear he had the record as I’ve never found him slightly amusing.
      That’s just like stealing jokes for a routine - shit effort.

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I assume you are referring to this Bounder=Lehmo and not the noble Sir Timothy Vine...

  • @stefanzine
    @stefanzine 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Sutton United non-league represent!

  • @braydos24
    @braydos24 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    5:36 Akinfenwa the beast

    • @atomicmrpelly
      @atomicmrpelly 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was him! Who did he play for before Wimbledon?

    • @janderson2709
      @janderson2709 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      atomicmrpelly gillingham & Northampton recently

  • @jeffdavies358
    @jeffdavies358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The funniest guy EVER!!!

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      As in his joke...."I went out on a date with Simile. I don't know what I metaphor.”....:)

  • @bryantotten7315
    @bryantotten7315 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    bring humour back into football

  • @enkaan1676
    @enkaan1676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I bet you guys can’t think of another word for puncture .......no pressure guys.

  • @slobodanreka1088
    @slobodanreka1088 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sutton Utd - fine 4-0 victory over Carlisle on Saturday. :)

  • @mezykin
    @mezykin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    is santo wearing a cardiff city shirt there?

  • @timbo7762
    @timbo7762 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    he is defo not "FAT Forward"

  • @TOCKSOCK
    @TOCKSOCK 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    What's the song at about 2:17?

    • @NasePybus
      @NasePybus 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Darude - Sandstorm

    • @GazCT
      @GazCT 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chase & Status feat Liam Bailey - Blind Faith

    • @TOCKSOCK
      @TOCKSOCK 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      thanks mate :)

  • @markshaggy7914
    @markshaggy7914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You know when you get those chills of embarrassment for someone? well sam pangs attempt at an accent was deplorable... & he had the gall to rib the moonman about his perfect scouse accent on another episode.

  • @24magiccarrot
    @24magiccarrot 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    In fairness for the record of number of jokes told in an hour, there is no requirement that the jokes actually need to be funny.

    • @BigDave15
      @BigDave15 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He tells enough that if you don't like a particular joke you don't have to wait long for a different one.

    • @airmackeeee6792
      @airmackeeee6792 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      24magiccarrot Well thats got Lehmo covered!! 😉😂😉

    • @thesurgeon6473
      @thesurgeon6473 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      24magiccarrot Yeah there is, they had to get what they classed as "genuine laughs"

    • @paparoachluver4eva
      @paparoachluver4eva 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      There had to a laugh. Tim said there's a few of his that didn't count in another interview I think

    • @MrDaiseymay
      @MrDaiseymay 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I DID NOT KNOW THAT

  • @karlsmith8212
    @karlsmith8212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Babooned off, after a random Giraffe 😂

  • @rustysteele9901
    @rustysteele9901 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Where's the misses... Lmfao..

  • @Barra32
    @Barra32 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    wow these guys dont know anything about football

  • @dannywlm63
    @dannywlm63 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've already given it a like but it is football and not the gay rugby you lot play i hope

  • @bradleybaum9000
    @bradleybaum9000 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is he EVER GOING TO ACTUALLY BE FUNNY?!?!?!?! So far up until 2019 he fails every time he tells one of his awful jokes!

    • @Daftasabat1
      @Daftasabat1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The idiot above posted that message

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You AGAIN ! IKNEW there could not be TWO people who disliked Tim....

    • @bradleybaum9000
      @bradleybaum9000 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isleofskye there are many many more than just me!

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bradleybaum9000 True. There's one bloke in Bristol another in Mablethorpe and, apparently, 2 Women in Chipping Sodbury so you are right :)

    • @bradleybaum9000
      @bradleybaum9000 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isleofskye I said many many more which would be millions more on top of the ones you said!