That's gold. After Christmas drinks with friends I barely made it to the loo. Was sitting down due to my inebriated state. Then needed to throw up. Thought I'd get it in the space between my legs. Nup. All over my jeans. And knees.
Sounds a bit like my dog. He's had back surgery due to a slipped disc so he's a bit wobbly on his pins. He'll often trot up to a tree, cock his leg then completely miss the tree and piss on his front legs instead.
I once shit myself in the toilet. I was riding home from work and i did one of THOSE farts. I straight up raced to the next public toilet I remember exists, i got off the bike, nearly dropping it. As i got into the cubicle, I had to get my jacket off, why i wasnt already doing it is beyond me, i got my jacket off, pulled at my belt and as i just got to my pants it happened. I was so disappointed in my ass for this betrayal. Had to spend the next half an hour cleaning up whilst finishing off. Thank god this time it wasnt in front of people.
I love jimoein. No political. Nothing 'serious'. Only real life. Been coming back to this for years.
His facial expression at the end is pure brilliant. 😂😂😂
...you need to post regularly Jimmy. You make some you tube moolah...not to mention giving us all a laugh
That's gold.
After Christmas drinks with friends I barely made it to the loo. Was sitting down due to my inebriated state. Then needed to throw up. Thought I'd get it in the space between my legs. Nup. All over my jeans. And knees.
My favourite comedian. Guy is brilliantly funny.
Sounds a bit like my dog. He's had back surgery due to a slipped disc so he's a bit wobbly on his pins. He'll often trot up to a tree, cock his leg then completely miss the tree and piss on his front legs instead.
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He's hilarious 😂
Pissing myself laughing! :-)
I nearly did too!
Well, good thing I'm not that far from the toilet here at home. Almost pissed myself to! ;)
So excited to see you in Sydney in may 2025 😂
Legend
Nearly pissed myself laughing at the "deep piss" part.
Best bit 🤣
"light cords" 🤣
Oh I hear ya and feel ya pain Jim
I'm hearing ya
😂😂😂that’s gold!
I'm f*ing crying
Had to use a sink once the facilities were full a bloke was polite enough to turn on the tap
I know for fact it must have bin twice Jimmy, I was a dive master on the gbr and we when diving and I know you pissed your wetsuit 🎉
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Come back to Newcastle upon Tyne
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I once shit myself in the toilet. I was riding home from work and i did one of THOSE farts. I straight up raced to the next public toilet I remember exists, i got off the bike, nearly dropping it. As i got into the cubicle, I had to get my jacket off, why i wasnt already doing it is beyond me, i got my jacket off, pulled at my belt and as i just got to my pants it happened. I was so disappointed in my ass for this betrayal. Had to spend the next half an hour cleaning up whilst finishing off. Thank god this time it wasnt in front of people.
It's true that the closer you get to a toilet the more you need to go.weird.
I really did come here to have a laugh but this is a bit too shallow.....even after several beers.