Vader viciously murders a youngling
Again!?
Somebody put a bell on him when the neighbor's kids come to visit.
Good. That is exactly what I would expect from a sith Lord. Merciless and savage, regardless of age.
I love how there's a replacement waiting just a few feet behind the victim.
@@sethleoric2598technically they are not padawans yet, they're younglings. Padawans are usually in there teenage stage and start going on actual missions while under the chaperone and teaching of a Jedi master.
Imagine being the *_ONLY_* Jedi in the whole park to be defeated that day lol
Omg I remember this. I had no idea what had just happened. I think they offered us a voucher for another day and some free dinner.
Goes without saying that I have not mustered the strength to face vader again
@@chumon1992 it’s a bot or just a dude that spams the same comment over and over again for some reason. Click his page and look
Girl: HE WILL BE A JEDI
kid: *dies immediately*
I mean it is Vader. Look what happened with all the younglings at the temple
Kathleen Kennedy: these films WILL be loved
*Star Wars fans throw lightsabers at her head*
No one would expect a lightsaber to be thrown at you
Freaking genius
@@gi5897 LOOOL, I think I remember someone else telling me that as well before
Thanks, lol
Its a very high risk high reward decision. A failed throw will leave you defenseless. It is best used when you are sure that you are a worse swordfighter than the opponent. Best case scenario you can run forth and disarm the struck enemy, and then hopefully kill them using either lightsaber, whichever is closest at hand
Two things that never get old:
1) Jokes about the younglings
2) The younglings.
@@joshmalloww3. Unoriginal dimwits making fun of other unoriginal dimwits by using even more dull and unoriginal comebacks.
He was hit by Vader, but lived to tell the tale. Very few can say that, Young Padawan.
Didn’t reva and the grand inquisitor also get stabbed reva was even by vader
@@elijahhunter9629 a lightsaber's greatest weakness is plot armor... and that stuff was Disney grade. Armor forged from the life force of millions of Disney parents!
@@Viktor_Von_Doom I know I find it incredibly stupid because it seems like Disney doesn't know how to make good stories anymore
“Quickly, replace the child with a new one” 😂
Darth ded boi: I am intellectually better than you at every way
Vader just couldn’t resist using those youngling massacre moves 😂😂😂😂
Impressive strength from that child. Being able to force pull a lightsaber, let alone from Vader is an incredible feat.
if I were a Jedi, I too would be the one who is strong enough to do it, but clumsy enough that it would immediately hit me in the face.
This is probably the most in character thing that actor has done while playing Vader
It's actually Disney code to NOT break Character when accidents happen..
A very conflicting thing to do when you smack a child with your flying lightsaber lmao.
Further proof youtube recommends the same videos to everyone else at the same time
Imagine this from the kid's perspective. You're being told it's just for fun and then Vader uses the force to smash your nose in. Truly inspiring stuff.
Well it's not Vader smashing this kids nose. It's the kid themself, smashing their nose. Darth Vaders lightsaber just grazes the kids shoulder, the kid hits himself with his own lightsaber.
@@kurbisfurst5194buddy it’s like you’ve never seen the force? Wow like so dumb I can’t believe you don’t know Star Wars. I hope you get laid you friggin jock (proceed to laugh in school hallway heading to dnd practice for the school)
Try looking at the clip a few times before you troll smash your nose. moron.
@@kurbisfurst5194Kids do that, they keep on accidentally hitting themselves.
12 years later and it’s still good
Omg I remeber this. I had no idea what had just happened. I think they offered us a voucher for another day and some free dinner.
Goes without saying that I have not mustered thr strength to face vader again
Kid: "I don't fear you"
Vader: "Then you will die braver than most"
I bet the 2nd kid at the end was like "oh shit"
O_O I know I would be. I'd shit my pants if I were to go up against Vader...
Darth vader: You are not a Jedi yet.
I love how they just bring in the next kid immediately
Vader: "okay, I took out the first one. Bring in the next target"
Gotta admire his commitment to the role
Kid is Probably Thinking: Thank God HE IS NOT MY FATHER!! 😂😂😂😂😂🤦🤷
the man playing Vader is so talented that he even expressed Vader's desire to kill a youngling
Imagine being the kid next in line to the one who just received a black eye from the dark lord.
First kid gets a black eye, second gets one of his kidneys ripped out.
@@Xrayx_gamerYT LOL if you play it a few times it looks like it was on purpose
most realistic play i have ever seen
That kid got this to his sad back story collection.
*sat in the managers office*
“Kyle, we’ve been through this like 6 times before.. you *have* to let the kid win.”
for GOD so loved the world that HE gave HIS only begotten SON that whoever believeth in HIM should not perish but have eternal life"-the Gospel of JESUS written by john 3:16."But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name:"-the Gospel of JESUS written by john 1:12. hi! JESUS loves you and died for you if you accept HIM! HE rose from the dead to show us that death cant hold HIM! repent and start living your life for HIM and when the time is right HE will get you to Heaven💜
@@userm180 if Jesus is so called son of god then how did the son of the almighty creator die?
@@userm180 “Science is constantly proved all the time. You see, if we take something like any fiction, any holy book… and destroyed it, in a thousand years’ time, that wouldn’t come back just as it was. Whereas if we took every science book, and every fact, and destroyed them all, in a thousand years they’d all be back, because all the same tests would [produce] the same result.” - Ricky Gervais
*Kid gets hit and starts crying*
Cast members: "Aight, next kid!"
"Hurry up, kid! It's almost closing time! Get MOVING!"
And I'll be damned if Darth didn't shoot his eye out.....
Heck, I'm glad he didn't break character and apologize to the kid. Being Darth Vader means never having to say you're sorry.
vader uses his infamous saber throw technique like the boss he is
After a brief panic it was determined that the light saber was fine.....
I like how the other younglings just stand there, waiting to be slaughtered by Vader.
this comment is underrated asf i didn’t think about it at first now i’m fufkint weak
All of them are prone to join the Sith, all selfishly biding their time in the shadows.
Lady: He will be.
Vader: Ends him in 2 seconds.
That's sadistic 😿 .... And why are watching all together after 9 years ❔
Exiting and entering your comment realizing the number of likes has grown be like👌🏻
Darth Vader: Now this is why you should always wear a Helmet…
Bro was recreating order 66💀
disney’s secret police came and chucked vader into the back of a van and was never seen again after this
If you think Darth Vader is powerful you have no idea the power Micky keeps just under the surface. He could erase darth vader from cannon if he felt like it.
@@eduardomena6791 I mean, I don’t think they’re even comparable. Micky is probably the most powerful being in all media. Minions are just a relatively little property by a relatively little studio.
Disney’s secret police also doubles as their lawyers in case they need to threaten people
Vader: “It would be wise to surrender.”
Kid: “Yeah... Probably”
@@thornyduck I played through it again and just finished it like 3 or 4 hours ago. I can't wait for the sequel
@NeonGamer X well I completed the game at hardest difficulty and got the platinum trophy for it so I'm burnt out of it
Vader and killing younglings. Name a more iconic duo 😂
"I've seen security footage of him...killing younglings"
“Alright kids, I’m going to get you out of here and damned be the emperor’s order”
*lightsaber slips, killing a youngling”
Clone: “The general has started killing the younglings, follow his lead!”
Kid: *(gets hit by lightsaber)*
Darth Vader: "I must alway stay in character".
@@qigongkylar944 impossible, he just following the character perfectly, if anyone is gonna hurt a child, it is him 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Honestly though the kid probably would’ve been terrified if vader tried to comfort him
@@carson2889 Not. Only that I think if they ever break character, they are very likely to have to fear for their job ... I remember reading it’s like rule nr 1 there
I love how the stormtrooper is just like, “I know, it’s just like the movies, I can’t help or else I’m done for”
Darth is reliving slaughtering younglings in the temple😂💀
Hurting a child with a lightsaber is lowkey the most authentic portrayal of the character
Master Skywalker there’s too many of them, what are we going to do?
The fact that Darth Vader didn’t check out the kid to stay in character makes it 10x funnier
disney fires people for breaking character so Vader aint tryna lose his job
@@theMPrints It's not stupid. If he broke the character just to ask him "You alright, you alright!?" that would be stupid. That's why there's backstage.
@@gamesps9562 There are more important things than breaking the goddamn character.
@@koolkevster8199 You mean that Sleeping Beauty got fired when she pepper sprayed me?
That's a core memory right there. Wish they kept doing this performance at Disneyland.
"I didn't hit him, the Force did."
- Disneyland Vader, probably
Vader's infinite-youngling-glitch afterlife.
no apology, walks away. Cold AF 😂
No remorse. Stays in character. That’s dedication.
That's what they get paid for. I'm sure a cast member spoke with the parents and offered a voucher for a free souvenir or a line skip
@@LunarSault23 very likely so, if he had broken character the kids in line wouldn't have had the "authentic" Darth Vader experience. Apologies were probably given by staff behind the scenes away from cameras.
Vader: “Heh, just like old times”
That lady was real confident until he got bopped in head lol 0:06😁🤣😂🥳😘😍😇😊😎 I'm just saying that Lightsaber said YEET!! Just imagine if that was a real lightsaber!! LOL OMG
Darth does not make mistakes!
Darth Vader vigilantly ensures that no Jedi, even the Younglings, gain the advantageous high ground. To hone his skills, he dedicates himself to the practice of lightsaber throwing..
Vader: “he is not a Jedi”
Jedi: “Oh he will be. He will be.”
5 seconds later, the kid followed his dreams of being a youngling
I love how there is just a row of other children not caring about what just happened
Don’t worry, they’re trying to find who the fuck asked why he’s crying
They don’t seem to realize what happened to that kid could happen to them.😂
I did that at Disney World when I was a kid! They get a bunch of random kids from the crowd and give you a lightsaber and everyone gets a turn to "fight" Darth Vaber. Afterwards they deliver a "Jedi certificate" to your room. It's really cool.
Kid learned a valuable lesson about how Anakin feels about the younglings
He was really committed to the role 😂😂😂😂
Just imagine what the other kids in line are thinking
" *HE JUST USED THE FORCE I DONT WANNA GO NEXT* "
Darth: “But HE is not a Jedi”
Girl: “Oh he will be. HE. WILL. BE!”
Kid: *dies immediately*
Sasquatch murdered not only the men, but the women and children too!
Looks like he was not ready to become a jedi
The kid pulled an Obi and let Vader strike him down. Now he's more powerful than ever.
_Kid starts sobbing_
His dad: "What else did you expect to happen when you go face to face with a professional youngling slayer?"
Child: _sobbing_
Vader: Oh, no.
Vader: My lightsaber, it might be scuffed.
He was just in a hurry to pick it up before it fell into the center of the earth. 😂
Not the first time Anakin has attacked a child with his lightsaber.
The way bro chucked it at him like it was no big deal is perfectly in character
This is what we call a perfectly executed Force Throw on a youngling.
I love how Vader didnt go check on the kid. He stayed in character.
THIS IS WHERE THE FUN BEGINS
I thought he was kneeling down to check on the kid but he picked up his lightsaber instead 😂
Then again, would you take comfort from the one who just hurt you? Think it was best to take the kid off stage. Crying on stage is not high on the wishlist for most boys
It's Darth fucking Vader. The kid is lucky he didn't cut him down where he stood once he showed weakness.
Kid: "How do you think I got these scars?"
Imagine the fear of the kid going up next after seeing Vader force throw a light saber at the kids head...
That's definitely the worst thing Darth Vader has ever done to a child...
I can see his smile through his mask
Even after his transformation, Anakin still can’t help killing younglings.
Sorry to be that one technical person but Anakin was already Darth Vader when he killed the younglins
@@acemarshals3211 well I think that Anakin only became Vader after he wore all black. He was only a sith when he killed the younglings.
@@shadownode5970 sure, you can think that and a lot of people do, but it's actually not correct and If
you watch the movie again and also see the lore anakin became Darth vade after he saved Palpatine from mace windu, plapatine gave him the title of Darth Vader then not after he was damaged on Mustafar and needed the suit to survive
@@acemarshals3211 I have never watched episodes 1-6. Or in SW’s case, episodes 4-3.
I did however watch a video showing all episode 3 memes and I also watched Anakin killing the younglings, even tho it was never shown, which is a shame.
They're pitching their kids against someone who has mastered the art of youngling slaying
I couldn’t believe the title, And woke up my entire household.
I hope that kid ain't angry at Darth Vader, anger only leads to the dark side.
I love how casually Vader just tosses it at the kid. He does not throw it, or launch it, he just tosses it at him.
The other kids waiting in line:
“Ahh shit”
Kid: Mom I don't want to be a jedi anymore. Can I join the dark side instead?
It’s funny that they just bring another child on the stage completely casually
“You should have seen what he did to us” - the younglings in the temple
Anakin merkin younglings again!! 😂😂
I feel bad that the guy will keep cringing on shower thoughts about this for the rest of his life.
@@alanbal888 Well, tbh, i personally wouldn't think about this a lot, but if i was in his shoes i would've been pretty embarassed for 2 weeks, and then i would just let it go
@@markosofranic3905 I know, it's just an ocasional cringe that might arise from every now and then. Like that time I was rude to a girl who was drawing something (it was a really good drawing) and I mocked his art just to be "cool" for a girl I used to like. I cringe every time I remember that and wish I could apologize :(
Darth Vader: **hits a kid**
The kid who is next in line: **shaking in fear**
“Alright send in the next victim”
Imagine Vader had a line “you’re weak like obiwan” 😂
I love how Vader can't go out of character so just doesn't apologise lol
They should at least make up for it and apologize!
Well at least this event was lore accurate.
Vader’s iconic saber throw works every time
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Imagine the sheer terror in the second kid... he saw his fellow comrade get a lightsaber thrown at him by a genocidal space warlord, then was pushed into the fight...
We don't have any adult jedi left. You have to go. For the republic : )
@@sauteedinc. he threw and it got the kid on the head..it was the main part of the video
He out here recreating canon events🙌
The Stormtrooper just standing in the back like "Excellent"
You know that the next kid was seriously reconsidering his life decisions as he stepped forward
@UCyuoWlwq2LIm0fq9demCXcQ You can express your opinion without being horrible you know. There’s really no need.
Vader: "You want to go home and rethink your life."
Kid: "I want to go home and rethink my life."
Now in 2022 I just want to know if those life decisions paid off for both kids. Plot twist first one today is a professional stuntman second kid is a Reddit neckbeard.
I love the way Vader just casually picks up his lightsaber and waits for the next kid.
Unfortunately he’s gotta stay in character, but I’m sure he felt really bad later lol
He probably said sorry with his real voice. They don't have a sound clip of Darth Vader saying, "my bad, kid," with the voice of James Earl Jones.
He has to. Disney is strict about characters breaking out of character. But I'm sure he said sorry irl though.
Darth Vader performs his famous Lightsaber throw.
+Rodiakos kid killed by a blind vader
Lol that happened in the movie
Eliminated Random Kid
+100 battle points
@@litpotat5601 100 is a bit to much for a random kid.
this got me wheezing!