Using A Theoretical Degree In Physics to Play Portal Bridge Constructor

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  • @RTGame
    @RTGame  6 ปีที่แล้ว +3316

    This game was so much fun to play. I'm hoping to try more simulator games in future like Rollercoaster Tycoon. I think it could be great fun. Also take a shot everytime someone misreads the title

    • @Capbarrelhead
      @Capbarrelhead 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      RTGame Im glad you liked it, I see you just messing with the physics of the game

    • @Thomas-vn6cr
      @Thomas-vn6cr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How about Transport Tycoon?

    • @senny4283
      @senny4283 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      uhh, of course, your playing Rollercoaster tycoon dont fucking tease us

    • @QuantumFluxable
      @QuantumFluxable 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      simulator games are cool. may i suggest kerbal space program if you like chaos, destruction and unnecessary deaths?

    • @stormydriver
      @stormydriver 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I liek your lets playes keep em up man, also you should try fs 17 on console or pc or even american truck sim

  • @RushFreak
    @RushFreak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3843

    Somewhere there's a graveyard that holds no bodies, where every tombstone reads the same haunting phrase...
    *"I'd make lemonade"*

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Oh god

    • @kylefitz.2639
      @kylefitz.2639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@JetFalcon710
      There's more...

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@kylefitz.2639 *_No..._*

    • @thebiolibrary5572
      @thebiolibrary5572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Socially Awkward Falcon SECKSUAL CONGRAS WIF HE IFEL TOWAR

    • @missingindy
      @missingindy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Metal Kingdom Productions go ta hell spy

  • @asyptic6064
    @asyptic6064 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3874

    "They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard!"

    • @taigaaisaka4540
      @taigaaisaka4540 6 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Damnit someone beat me to it.

    • @fabulousmetrocop6088
      @fabulousmetrocop6088 6 ปีที่แล้ว +374

      "Sometimes, I make up little stories in my head about what the numbers mean. Like one time, I imagined they were a code to get into a vault full of naked women! Now how cool would that be?"

    • @MajorganPlays
      @MajorganPlays 6 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      -Fantastic (A.K.A. "that idiot with sunglasses")

    • @Thousandthsontzneechhater
      @Thousandthsontzneechhater 6 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      "I've got the whole ncr suckling on my teats and it feels so good"

    • @whisperr2522
      @whisperr2522 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ulvi Aghazada Fallout goes here

  • @Backen04
    @Backen04 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3453

    My blood pressure rose whenever I heard, "Send in the convoy."

    • @nathanvelotta
      @nathanvelotta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Manuel C idk I smiled every time I heard that

    • @meristuart1838
      @meristuart1838 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      CONVOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
      I’m the only one who gets that reference?
      ...okay...

    • @ltoofybloo3016
      @ltoofybloo3016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm your thousand like

    • @ImranLokman
      @ImranLokman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@meristuart1838 . ... REALLY?!?!!

    • @orangejuice7281
      @orangejuice7281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well what are you waiting for?
      Send them

  • @mishapp4439
    @mishapp4439 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2587

    Who will win: A securely built and structurally stable bridge
    *Or*
    The convoy

  • @sneezingcactus5681
    @sneezingcactus5681 6 ปีที่แล้ว +795

    2:48 *guys falling*
    "No a single person died"

    • @ichspiellp3685
      @ichspiellp3685 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      El Programajuan they didm't die they just took a bath in acid
      because it is supposed to be fat - reducing

    • @nickspencerfishingrodd2383
      @nickspencerfishingrodd2383 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I read It the moment he said that

    • @dragon_heart666
      @dragon_heart666 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@blankcurse3390 r/ triplewoosh

    • @thebiolibrary5572
      @thebiolibrary5572 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chris Sutton /rquadruplewoosh

    • @dragon_heart666
      @dragon_heart666 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thebiolibrary5572 r/quintriplewoosh

  • @yup9918
    @yup9918 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1755

    This guy is chaotic neutral every single time.

    • @user-rw2hi8es8d
      @user-rw2hi8es8d 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Nah, he's Chaotic Evil

    • @flux7945
      @flux7945 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Semyon Tarassov Chaotic evil means "bad person who gives no fucks". Chaotic neutral is just "gives no fucks". So, neutral is correct.

    • @ExtrQuark
      @ExtrQuark 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Chaotic Good.

    • @ExtrQuark
      @ExtrQuark 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Kevin's the Chaotic Evil

    • @oliviarose3513
      @oliviarose3513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Flux no, chaotic evil is someone who doesn't care about others, they'll do whatever for their own personal gain. Chaotic neutral has a moral code, but it's not the mainstream moral code and it's unpredictable

  • @richiealbert9488
    @richiealbert9488 6 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    If Wheatley played this, I think he'd play the same way and say "we didn't need that bit anyway, just ignore it" about the same amount of times you did.

  • @huuballawick
    @huuballawick 6 ปีที่แล้ว +742

    "They were going door to door asking if anyone knew any scientists. I said look no further. They asked me if I knew anything about bridges. I said as much as anyone I'd ever met. They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard."

  • @RedZeee
    @RedZeee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3412

    Engineers:
    The middle of the bridge appears to exceed our maximum bending stress, we are also worried the support beam will exceed Euler's critical load. This bridge will be highly unstable!
    RTGame, Theoretical Master's Degree in Physics:
    Say no more! _Adds more triangles_

  • @SmileytheSmile
    @SmileytheSmile 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4327

    Here in Aperture Science we always say: "If you fail once, clean up the ashes and try again with another group of people!"

    • @yungvittu1881
      @yungvittu1881 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      WW2 reference

    • @notveryrea1
      @notveryrea1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yung vittu oof

    • @thomasoltmann8933
      @thomasoltmann8933 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Aperture Science - We do what we must, because we can. For the good of all of us - expect the ones who are dead. But there's no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep on going 'til you run out of cake - when the science gets done and you make a neat gun for the people who are still alive.

    • @viktorexists6948
      @viktorexists6948 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Do what we must, because we can, so just lock 'em up and run tests on them

    • @louisvdb0720
      @louisvdb0720 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep

  • @BabaTova
    @BabaTova 6 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    when life gives you lemons, DONT MAKE LEMONADES! MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! GET MAD! I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS

    • @meristuart1838
      @meristuart1838 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      -I don’t want anyone to give me lemons without at least putting a 18+ rating on it first-

    • @iwilltakeyourpassword453
      @iwilltakeyourpassword453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Merp_a_Derp DEMAND TO SPEAK TO LIFE'S MANAGER

    • @synphilia4776
      @synphilia4776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      **distant gLaDoS cheering noises**

    • @TheDiloEmpire
      @TheDiloEmpire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @MSMaster 51 IM THE MAN WHOS GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN WITH THE LEMONS

    • @Floonter
      @Floonter 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iwilltakeyourpassword453 you mean god?

  • @Saidriak
    @Saidriak 6 ปีที่แล้ว +675

    I never knew that wheatly was based on a real human being, Let alone a TH-camr.

    • @acegamerultragamer1532
      @acegamerultragamer1532 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Or maybe RT is Wheatley?

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@acegamerultragamer1532 Stephen Merchant doesn't even need to show up anymore, Valve just calls in RT

    • @BloomBlanche
      @BloomBlanche 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ...I just realized how similar they sound.

    • @Saidriak
      @Saidriak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Not just the voice, I could easily imagine this being Wheatley's day job just to test his incompetence level

    • @BloomBlanche
      @BloomBlanche 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Saidriak Definitely, now I can't re-watch the video without imagining Wheatley lol

  • @deltaaerialgaming6307
    @deltaaerialgaming6307 6 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    RTGames favorite shape: Triangle. RTGames favorite thing to do: SEND IN THE CONVOY.

    • @postomnis6134
      @postomnis6134 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Everybody knows the triangle is the strongest shape

    • @nghtwng1572
      @nghtwng1572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MORE TRIANGLES!!!

  • @undeadgamer8812
    @undeadgamer8812 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Aperture Science: Sir, do you have a degree in theoretical physics?
    RT: I have a theoretical degree in physics
    AS: You're hired

  • @beleques
    @beleques 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    9:48 I’m just imagining everyone being like “Oh- Oh my god, we did it! We survived! Everyone’s sa- oh god dammit Brian.”

  • @juckya9660
    @juckya9660 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1791

    The bridge can hold but can the people

  • @testname6624
    @testname6624 6 ปีที่แล้ว +668

    *send in the convoy*

  • @patrickstar561
    @patrickstar561 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4889

    Is it a theoretical degree in physics or is it a degree in theoretical physics

    • @redjstudios7036
      @redjstudios7036 6 ปีที่แล้ว +931

      Patrick Star a theoretical degree in theoretical physics

    • @reyariass
      @reyariass 6 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      Haha that’s the joke! Silly Patrick.

    • @bobbywatson942
      @bobbywatson942 6 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      RedJStudios Exactly. That is theoretically the truth.

    • @otheraccount5252
      @otheraccount5252 6 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      It's theoretically a theoretical degree, theoretically, in a highly theoretical branch of theoretical physics, physically, theoretically.

    • @jestemtu900
      @jestemtu900 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      *description*

  • @bungofungus
    @bungofungus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    9:37 the phrase “don’t put all your eggs in one casket” visualized

  • @StickMaster500
    @StickMaster500 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5023

    Now I also know why Valve doesn’t want to make Portal 3 because the tax payers have to pay for all of this damage.

  • @codedots
    @codedots 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1858

    Who killed more people the atomic bomb or Rt and a bridge

    • @whisperr2522
      @whisperr2522 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      CodeLee Civil War because it was the war America had the most deaths on

    • @BronyPonyVal
      @BronyPonyVal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Your grammar was the worst casualty.

    • @whisperr2522
      @whisperr2522 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Valentin T
      You’re right woe is me

    • @TheGreenTaco999
      @TheGreenTaco999 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Valentin T his grammer is fine m8

    • @thebaseandtriflingcreature174
      @thebaseandtriflingcreature174 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      _S E N D I N T H E C O N V O Y_

  • @leaderofthenewbencrusades746
    @leaderofthenewbencrusades746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    What if you wanted to go to heaven
    but god said
    "Send in the convoy"

  • @wileyjohnson5955
    @wileyjohnson5955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    5:52
    "The best solution to a problem is usually the eastist one."
    -GLaDOS

  • @gotchupham8152
    @gotchupham8152 6 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    The game: shouldn’t you stop using so much money to make useless bridges?
    Rt game: nah, the taxpayers will pay for it

    • @Marcelelias11
      @Marcelelias11 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      G4KILLER Sounds like the actual -american goverment- aperture science.

    • @aperturescienceguy2737
      @aperturescienceguy2737 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I can confirm the above statement, our investors will pay for all the wasteful spending that went into the robotic toilet.

  • @imabird1566
    @imabird1566 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1199

    As an actual engineer I’m cringing. But as a human being I’m laughing.
    Please send help

    • @-nathun8507
      @-nathun8507 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Last name First name it hurts

    • @Josh-rz4ed
      @Josh-rz4ed 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Help(I sent help)

    • @theochasid8996
      @theochasid8996 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      As a human bean. 😁

    • @stardeki
      @stardeki 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Last name First name Are you implying engineers are nonhuman entities?

    • @imabird1566
      @imabird1566 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Not all humans are engineers and soon not all engineers are humans.

  • @Kokonutzlz
    @Kokonutzlz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I really like the joke in the title. This is the kind of effort I want to see out into things

  • @unknown_player2001
    @unknown_player2001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "We don't need to worry about this part."
    -RT
    Great timing

  • @James76931
    @James76931 6 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    bridge man dan has a plan

  • @gotchupham8152
    @gotchupham8152 6 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Who needs triangles? This is a perfectly sound bridge!
    *every single driver dies*

  • @venomous_thief7257
    @venomous_thief7257 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "Who even needs triangles? This is a structurally sound bridge."
    two seconds later
    "OH GOD"

  • @MarisaFan411
    @MarisaFan411 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "I told them I had a theoretical degree in physics" -Fantastic

  • @giannemae
    @giannemae 6 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Video evidence of RT using his 11 PhDs and expertise in engineering

  • @mrxneutron921
    @mrxneutron921 6 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    RTgame is confirmed Illuminati confirmed
    “We need more triangles” -RTgame 2018

  • @alexanderkolesnikov5003
    @alexanderkolesnikov5003 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    5:50 - has theoretical degree in physics , makes the most structurally sound bridge in human history while playing a video game

  • @NintenGunner
    @NintenGunner 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    World: at the edge of the apocalypse
    Rt: we can solve this!
    World: how?
    Rt: _More Triangles._

    • @Infinite_Archive
      @Infinite_Archive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This comment aged... not sure how well...

    • @NintenGunner
      @NintenGunner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Infinite_Archive We just gotta use more triangles.

  • @gotchupham8152
    @gotchupham8152 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Oh my god it works, send in the convoy

    • @syockit
      @syockit 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Everytime I hear that I know it's not going to work.

    • @Merp_a_Derp
      @Merp_a_Derp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      G4KILLER *everyone dies*
      *laughter ensues*

  • @WAMOTF2
    @WAMOTF2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    *"theoretical"*

    • @SimpleAmadeus
      @SimpleAmadeus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      The degree is the thing that's theoretical.

  • @leg-sc1bb
    @leg-sc1bb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    2:40 sounds like something Wheatley would say.

    • @Infinite_Archive
      @Infinite_Archive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm still not convinced this isn't just Wheately playing.

  • @doxazo5512
    @doxazo5512 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    5:31, "Who even needs triangles?" -RTGame 2018

    • @daynaanderson6502
      @daynaanderson6502 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Watch the timestamp with your eyes closed its pretty funny😂😂😂

  • @janreiafrica
    @janreiafrica 6 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    *Incinerator*
    *_Farming Little Timmy's since 1969_*

    • @geofftitchener98
      @geofftitchener98 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey I don’t see any Aperture Science Aerial Faith Plates in this game.

    • @thebaseandtriflingcreature174
      @thebaseandtriflingcreature174 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      _S E N D I N T H E C O N V O Y_

    • @sashaisweird
      @sashaisweird 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Derp ,The Baked Potato. Stop spamming that everywhere

  • @idarkstarx6939
    @idarkstarx6939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When I die the grim reaper is gonna ask, “and how did you die?”
    Me: “RT sent I the convoy.”

  • @starhusky797
    @starhusky797 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    99% casualty rate: *VICTORY*

  • @common9337
    @common9337 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    S E N D I N T H E C O N V O Y

  • @emeraldluigi4520
    @emeraldluigi4520 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Spoilers:
    The keyword is theoretical.

  • @Groobis
    @Groobis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I like how its a theoretical degree in physics, and not a degree in theoretical physics.

    • @brendanswords4659
      @brendanswords4659 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Chef Sossi Sont *thats the joke*

    • @orionmartoridouriet6834
      @orionmartoridouriet6834 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Whoosh

    • @alexking1129
      @alexking1129 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Chef dossier Sont was acknowledging the joke...

    • @Groobis
      @Groobis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Its not a whoosh, I got the joke. I was just acknowledging it, like Alt f4 said.

    • @redrix1787
      @redrix1787 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a fallout new Vegas reference

  • @taxiboi2523
    @taxiboi2523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    famous last words
    9:47 "so this actually does work"

  • @invalid_user_handle
    @invalid_user_handle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:16
    "Look at them go."
    ... Into the acid?

  • @SaukeChase26
    @SaukeChase26 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Who would win
    Bridge built by TH-camr with a theoretical engineering degree
    Or
    8:43 one tiny gap

  • @ttiney684
    @ttiney684 6 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    How to show you learned nothing in college

    • @ttiney684
      @ttiney684 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Mr. MeeM
      Shush you >~

    • @thegrayseed2792
      @thegrayseed2792 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Well, education itself is 30% you learn new thing, 30% getting those legal physical evidence that you are smart in a form of a bunch of paper, and 40% ripping off your wallet.

    • @ttiney684
      @ttiney684 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheGraySeed yuppers

    • @nervous_dachshund7489
      @nervous_dachshund7489 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Using a *theoretical* degree in physics not a degree in theoretical physics

  • @ClownOwO
    @ClownOwO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was my first ever video of RT's and boy am I glad that I misread that title. I distinctly remember watching it for the first time at work and came back to it several times and slowly realized "Hey, this is the same guy as those Hitman videos" and i'm glad to see how far you've come ❤️

  • @Infinite_Archive
    @Infinite_Archive 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    RT really channeling the true spirit of Aperture Science here.

  • @familyfraser7905
    @familyfraser7905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    9:47 It works!
    (Everything falls apart)

  • @626Pennywise
    @626Pennywise 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man that's going to burn your house down. With the lemons!"

  • @tommypigskin2552
    @tommypigskin2552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Send in the convoy"
    Famous last words

  • @matthewhenson4566
    @matthewhenson4566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I see amazon has been working on its employee safety again.

  • @Brittank88
    @Brittank88 6 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    "theoretical degree in physics" not "degree in theoretical physics" lmao

    • @orionmartoridouriet6834
      @orionmartoridouriet6834 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Brittank88 [RS] whoosh

    • @Brittank88
      @Brittank88 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Lmao, not r/woooosh, I got the joke in the first place.

    • @flaminggalaxy-osubindingof1283
      @flaminggalaxy-osubindingof1283 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brittank88 [RS] obviously you didn’t

    • @Brittank88
      @Brittank88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      First of all, why would you take it upon yourself to dig up this dead comment chain.
      Secondly, yes I *did* get the joke. I don't come onto TH-cam to have my language choice judged by people, so please find a better use of your time.

    • @wheremybike
      @wheremybike 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      he fucking clearly got the joke, otherwise it'd be ' "degree in theoretical physics" not "theoretical degree in physics " lmao ' dumbass

  • @brycewinton5618
    @brycewinton5618 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Says it works it then proceeds not to work

  • @plasticbag7351
    @plasticbag7351 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Send in the triangles

  • @mrxneutron921
    @mrxneutron921 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Don’t you know that Aperture Science ran into a problem of too much people?
    They care more about the Portal guns

  • @chadgmt4099
    @chadgmt4099 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:06 I'd make life take the lemons back!
    I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE!?

  • @microTrash28
    @microTrash28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    RT: Oh! This actually *does* work!
    - 5 seconds later
    (Acid Noises)

  • @adudeontheinternet8246
    @adudeontheinternet8246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:00
    "the taxpayers are gonna pay for this anyway"
    *nervous laughter in cave Johnson bean counter*

  • @whatsthatsupposedtomean3104
    @whatsthatsupposedtomean3104 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Cave Johnson: We've gone beyond broke, but don't worry because now it is your financial problem and not ours! We're saying we're going to receive your pay from all your jobs including this!

  • @manocustaff4809
    @manocustaff4809 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Hi there,just subscribed. I am starting to enter in my low phase of depression,I spent the last few days thinking about suicide. This video and the Sims video made my day less sad,I thank you for that

  • @SuperSpringer2
    @SuperSpringer2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Not gonna lie, I really thought this was a serious video until I realized who I watched.

  • @boxbo7926
    @boxbo7926 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Look at this structurally sound bridge” *bridge breaks immediately thereafter*

  • @mackenziewalls9932
    @mackenziewalls9932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Says “Oh it does work”
    Bridge says “YEET,NOT IT FLIPPEN DOSEN’T!!!!!!”

  • @mparker123
    @mparker123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK!
    I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO WITH THESE?
    MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK!

    • @meristuart1838
      @meristuart1838 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mparker123wolf -I would like an 18+ warning. Too many lemons-

  • @lunatheluma3804
    @lunatheluma3804 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I originally read this as "a degree in theoretical physics" so i found your channel by thinking i was watching a physicist build bridges in a game, i love it

  • @freddiet.rowlet525
    @freddiet.rowlet525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    In most games, RT subverts how you'd expect characters to act, but in this one, the horrific killing of almost everyone and rampant waste of money is actually quite in keeping with Aperture Science

  • @paypalno-reply6450
    @paypalno-reply6450 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    GOSH, do Americans seriously make lemonade out of lemons? That sounds disgusting!
    Normal people make lemonade out of lemonades. If life gives you lemons...
    squeeze them on your fish and chips

  • @kinkybathbombs3281
    @kinkybathbombs3281 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    *"MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK!"*
    -Cave Johnston

  • @Scivere
    @Scivere ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Came here after watching the thank you video you posted today, and its been great watching you all these years and seeing how far youve come!

  • @ladytomato7282
    @ladytomato7282 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I laughed so hard at this video- I just recently found your channel through the adventures of the Bob family in the sims. Keep up the awesome job

  • @Comboowo
    @Comboowo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    🤣 Your laugh is so contagious 🤣

  • @tristandennewitz1084
    @tristandennewitz1084 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Portal bridge construction manager: what is your experience
    Me: I am a verified engineer by my 6th, 7th and 8th grade design squad teachers

  • @formerlypurple
    @formerlypurple 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Looking back at the first video of yours I watched it’s crazy how much you grew

  • @michealdoyle5571
    @michealdoyle5571 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was the first one of your videos I ever saw. I've never looked back. Thank you for everything you've done. Genuinely.

  • @cottodotto
    @cottodotto 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    - look at them go
    *death intensifies*
    :)

  • @watchoutforsomethingdrunka9076
    @watchoutforsomethingdrunka9076 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    9/10 not enough triangles

  • @lr-
    @lr- 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "we need more triangles"
    -RTGame (and every architect in history)

  • @shrooman768
    @shrooman768 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:06 Look at him go!
    ...
    *SHSHMFNO*

  • @2kill555
    @2kill555 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    SEND IN THE CONVOY!

  • @conorwalsh767
    @conorwalsh767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So, they knock on my door and ask me if I have a degree in theoretical physics. I say, "I have a theoretical degree in physics." And they said good enough.

  • @_leaf-3525
    @_leaf-3525 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    *people jumping out of the vehicles into acid*
    RT: "not a single person died!"

  • @grinningllama89
    @grinningllama89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh the excess of cut corners it’s enough to make a Hammond cry

  • @wills.5762
    @wills.5762 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    H-He asked 2 questions...

  • @jevlin
    @jevlin 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh my, you're so crazy, I love you! I would never expect to laugh this much watching a game like this. Keep up the great work, man!

  • @jordanferrazza8700
    @jordanferrazza8700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:31 The cow jumped over the moon...

  • @fetsexe2274
    @fetsexe2274 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Lol waching this while he's streaming

  • @jjwkoester
    @jjwkoester 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This game looks really fun so I’m going to have to definitely get it! Partly to have fun and partly to fix just horribly you’ve built some of these bridges. Still a very entertaining and funny video RT. Love your content.

  • @retroruin4917
    @retroruin4917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was the first video I saw on this channel and I'd say it was a good introduction, been watching since this video came out

  • @PieroMinayaRojas
    @PieroMinayaRojas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    Does this count as clickbait?

    • @Pokishima
      @Pokishima 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Could be that he has it, but he doesn’t use it.

    • @PieroMinayaRojas
      @PieroMinayaRojas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      0:52 Yeah that might ask your question.

    • @ryldmeh251
      @ryldmeh251 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Kevin Sameshima I see the confusion it's a "theoretical degree in physics" not to be mistaken for a degree in theoretical physics

    • @eartheclipse8
      @eartheclipse8 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes it does, but it's fine lol

  • @sirenjo258
    @sirenjo258 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Yo nice vid btw what recording software u use

  • @harrisonwest9612
    @harrisonwest9612 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was my first ever RTGame video- almost two years ago I watched it bc I thought it was exactly what the title said- little did I know I was in for the ride of my life 😂 thanks RT for the awesome content!

  • @nrishiee5231
    @nrishiee5231 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i feel like every time he says okay this works something just finds some way to fuck up and go wrong.

  • @Thousandthsontzneechhater
    @Thousandthsontzneechhater 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Fantastic is that you, i always wondered what you did after helios 1

  • @phishyguy4599
    @phishyguy4599 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bridge weak, cars are heavy, RTgame spaghetti

  • @FillyCheeseSteak
    @FillyCheeseSteak 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Seeing the title of this specific video is what what brought brought me to RTGame’s channel, so I applaud you for such wordplay