Geoff's Cross to Bear // Are Buttplugs Real? [94]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Top Gun, more root canals, The Matrix 4, MILF Alert & Delicious Boner on AIM, gifts from Geoff, dead wrestlers, buttplugs vs bronies, and jingle origins.
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[@Katyamuffin]

I don't know what's funnier- the story about Gavin talking to a voice recording for almost a minute, or the story about Gavin being scared to death by a sandwich on an airplane.
Tough competition.

[@golinvox15]

34:56 End of Ads

[@metalx5057]

Buttplugs vs Brony is my favorite out of context thing now

[@lifeiscrap103]

Buttplug or Brony?
Cat or Gun?

[@GenericaQwerty]

57:00 Good Lord, I died laughing. I love that Gav's relationship with Dan is such that he didn't ask "Dan" why he had called, he just rolled with the "Hey B"s 😂

[@mick16wtf]

I quite like the idea of andrews mom acting like andrew would normally and him having to face what its like in the other end. Poetic.

[@FactoryDan]

🎵 Andrew's mom...has got it goin' on 🎵

[@Tzukaikari]

The gavin not talking to dan story is the most I've laughed in a while, my everything hurts

[@Tzukaikari]

Also Jack's made up outro 👌

[@DaveMackenzie]

I hope they get Gus to narrate the forensic video recreation.

[@GenericaQwerty]

57:00 just putting the time stamp here for when I need to laugh that hard again 😂 That was incredible

[@thomasmason3122]

24:00
This would definitely have made it into a ‘How do words good?’

[@kevinadams5592]

I think they peaked. I don't know if anything can top this episode. And knowing Geoff was in pain the whole time from laughing makes it even better

[@sneakytrashpanda]

I love Henry's enthusiasm during this episode LMAO

[@GodZAssAssIN95]

Yo Geoff,,,, you freaked me out with your horror root canal stories. I had to get one today and was freaking out, I didn't feel a thing. I kept expecting a sting of pain, but nothing. Shame on you Geoffrey for scaring me. You made me F**kface myself lol

[@Antifrost]

This buttplug story might be the new best story of this podcast

[@funbumskum]

Not a comment leaver but wanted to say this was one of my favorite episodes

[@conspicuoustraverser7375]

I'm here, let's go there!

[@DecSpecs]

GO, GO NOW!

[@OleRustyShackleford]

RIP Scott Hall bad times pass but bad guys don’t.

[@Blake-]

Gavin's story is so funny I cried

[@thomasmason3122]

57:00

[@HorribleGamingFun]

Jesus, That story at the end had me laughing so hard my face hurt
for the love of god RT, animate that story

[@Corky1O1c]

Minnesotan here. I’ve heard the “Grey Duck” thing brought up all the time & it’s BS. I’ve always know it as Goose & everyone I talk to here agrees.

[@cgogaming6456]

I can also confirm, being from MN, the "Grey Duck" was never a thing as far as I'm aware.

[@LambdaObjection]

Geoff sent Andrew a "Do-It-Yourself Padded Cell"

[@jayblesb7113]

thank you andrew!

[@michaelgordon7204]

Done

[@ap7635]

57:00 is the animation clip

[@TheRiotGuru]

I had an ad ever two minutes, what is happening

[@lifeiscrap103]

Andrew's mom sounds like a Regulation Mother.

[@kevinmorgan2968]

Which matrix movie is this podcast?

[@lednord741]

Geoff I've found you 🙂

[@oHRKo]

34:58 ads

[@jordanjohn3360]

Wow. Honestly, I had no idea that youtube is a month behind. Wait did Geoff hit the baseballs already? If so what else have we missed over on youtube

[@guvkon]

What do you mean youtube? They are prerecording a lot of episodes because of Gavin going somewhere and not being able to record for some time. They've discussed this for the last few episodes.

[@Katyamuffin]

It's not TH-cam, the episodes uploaded to TH-cam are only a day behind the ones uploaded on the site.
They just record episodes ahead of time in case something happens and they can't record, they'll have a few stocked up and won't have to miss an upload.

[@terrosblue5575]

i mean. im still a brony. we still exist

[@aslonz5308]

I don't like or subscribe cause ain't no one gonna tell me what to do.

[@stephenaspliff3763]

Facejam better