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  • @skullsarecute
    @skullsarecute 3 ปีที่แล้ว +710

    I love how chat is even worse than Kevin is playing on his own, but so much more lucky.

    • @mzclara6392
      @mzclara6392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Thats my birthday 🎂

    • @JimmyHey
      @JimmyHey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cksrensen I think they were referring to the username, not randomly claiming to have birthday that day :D

    • @thefilmrookie3099
      @thefilmrookie3099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JimmyHey I think she got embarrassed.

  • @Cyrathil
    @Cyrathil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    I feel like Kevin was the therapist in Until Dawn. He lets the player make their choice and then goes "Hmm, interesting. Do you think that'll work?"

  • @tiltysaurus
    @tiltysaurus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1439

    I'll always support Kevin. Seriously got me through some of the hardest years of my life and continues to do so. Thank you, Kevin! ❤

    • @MrFrog-rd8lx
      @MrFrog-rd8lx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Much agree

    • @helmaquin
      @helmaquin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Same here. Whenever I'm feeling down, I watch his videos and streams. He's so wholesome and unproblematic. We love to see it.

    • @jae_lee-
      @jae_lee- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      but this isn't Kevin, this is CallMeKevin Clips

    • @jae_lee-
      @jae_lee- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @caleb newport LMAO WHAT

    • @user-bq3cn2jo7f
      @user-bq3cn2jo7f 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @beechuborusu What if he pooped your pants… wellllll

  • @destroyerofworlds938
    @destroyerofworlds938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1318

    I started out this stream looking for a laugh and ended up being swept away in the touching and powerful redemption story of a trans Irish mobster that no prison could hold.

    • @mxbones9245
      @mxbones9245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yes exactly

    • @Degen9111
      @Degen9111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Wtf, still 2 second in

    • @Cadetcalico
      @Cadetcalico 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mxbones9245
      O

    • @fuego421
      @fuego421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      ...with syphilis.

    • @lacerda6804
      @lacerda6804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Basically The Irishman but with a redemption story instead of a really depressing end

  • @rolfhenning8793
    @rolfhenning8793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    I would like to thank all 52 of you who congratulated me during the stream after 6:45. Seriously made my day. This community is so supportive❤️ sorry for the brag tho ahahhaha

    • @jasmin12401
      @jasmin12401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Congratulations!!!! You should be very proud!

    • @rolfhenning8793
      @rolfhenning8793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@jasmin12401 oh thank you very much! But I want to make it clear, I’m not trying to fish for more compliments 😅 I just didn’t get the chance to thank everyone during the stream, so would like to say thanks now! But thank you so much!!

    • @AW-kr2sn
      @AW-kr2sn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      congrats for real!!! I think I missed what people were congratulating while on stream, but for real that is amazing

    • @rowanw1312
      @rowanw1312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      University is hard man, you should be proud

    • @noora1142
      @noora1142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Congrats!

  • @mathias495
    @mathias495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    "groin is making it up the poll, it's between groin and toes" I want that on a t-shirt

    • @composingwithjames
      @composingwithjames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "Groin is making it up the poll" is slightly more ambiguous, and lets the mind free to fill in the gaps haha

  • @compassrose1466
    @compassrose1466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    The whole entire time of hearing Kevin speak to chat just makes me want him to run a dnd campaign. He talks just like a dm and it's hilarious to me

    • @Tots_
      @Tots_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      He's already perfected the "are you really sure you want to do that?" look

    • @milo4492
      @milo4492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh my god he DOES

    • @Nancy-jc4bv
      @Nancy-jc4bv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      "Irish lads play DnD and I was the DM"
      That would be amazing

    • @charliep123
      @charliep123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      As someone who has many years of D&D experience with a little bit of DMing, I can confirm Kevin would be a good DM. Better than me that’s for sure (but I did set the bar very low)

    • @tsifirakiehl4250
      @tsifirakiehl4250 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would play in that campaign.

  • @nickmoney
    @nickmoney 3 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    This confirms that Kevin isn't really the problem or crazy one, his audience is.

    • @RiderLeangle2
      @RiderLeangle2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Alternatively he still is but he just taught his c̶u̶l̶t̶ "community" his ways well

    • @nickmoney
      @nickmoney 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@RiderLeangle2 don't you talk about our great lea....... favorite TH-camr that way. For your insaborb....... input, we're gonna have to se.....gift you with trip to Pickens Farm

    • @ArturGlass.C
      @ArturGlass.C 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      We enable each other. It's a thing.

    • @nickmoney
      @nickmoney 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ArturGlass.C So you're saying Kevin is an influencer? Remember that life moves pretty fast, if you don't slow down to enjoy it then it'll pass you by.

    • @JimmyHey
      @JimmyHey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Honestly I just think Kevin himself is the embodiment of the average Twitch-User :'D
      Doesn't matter which Chat you go to, if you give Chat some sort of control over what you're doing they're always going to pick the most chaotic evil choice, much like Kev.

  • @spiritofelidaegameedits9244
    @spiritofelidaegameedits9244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    33:44 Kevin: “ I’m going to tell you a little secret. From my experience, pushing them off of a cliff is the most likely one to get away with.”
    What

    • @irrelevantdoughnut2309
      @irrelevantdoughnut2309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It’s actually the ‘impale’ option

    • @CarlosThadeu
      @CarlosThadeu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Bitlife experience lol

    • @cyanidebliss6263
      @cyanidebliss6263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      For legal reasons, he's talking about bitlife

    • @lacerda6804
      @lacerda6804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      My go to is actually a Drive-by, works most times (for legal reasons this is strictly referring to the game BitLife)

    • @doggytheanarchist7876
      @doggytheanarchist7876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I definitely go for the drive-by option, if I'm not in organized crime.
      Also, the faster the car, the better the chance to get away from bank robberies too.
      (In bitlife only. I never do real life drive-by or bank robberies)

  • @sourenergydrink
    @sourenergydrink 3 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    I know not many people are going to see this but my cat passed away today, she got hit by a car in the head, me and my mum don't know who did it, but as we were getting her to the Vet she passed away. My little Inky, I have and will always love you.
    Rest In Peace my fluffy kitty Inky.
    I don't feel the best right know, and I'm going to watch this stream because Kevin always makes me feel better, while I won't be 100% better it will make me feel a bit better.

    • @Chelsea-zm5qr
      @Chelsea-zm5qr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Awww im so sorry. I'm sure she was an amazing cat

    • @katiebell3973
      @katiebell3973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      loss is hard :( your inky is in a happier place full of their favorite things! this same thing happened to my cat a few years ago. so I understand what it is like. take things easy friend, everything will be okay.

    • @rowanw1312
      @rowanw1312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      My cat Trucker passed recently too, I feel for you

    • @_Kuma_
      @_Kuma_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      RIP 💕

    • @noora1142
      @noora1142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm sorry for your loss. Rest in peace Inky ❤

  • @ellierideshorses1235
    @ellierideshorses1235 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    1:04:24
    This is an example of why he is so popular and liked. He is showing so much respect just from this little moment. I know it’s not a huge deal but a lot of TH-camrs wouldn’t have been so respectful.

    • @olivercharles2930
      @olivercharles2930 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nah, I don't think there is any need to be "so respectful" to a dang fictional character. Olivia is a she name anyways.

  • @xiphonxephr
    @xiphonxephr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    This is the one time in a stream archive I genuinely wish twitch chat was included in the vod

  • @mackenziedesire7515
    @mackenziedesire7515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    (1:32:40) "maybe they haven't realized we're Failed Democracy" Hey, I mean, my dad got deported and then came back with just a different first name and nobody seemed to notice, so, you know, it's possible.

    • @teaganhill4649
      @teaganhill4649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i love that

    • @cecil2742
      @cecil2742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This is the best thing on the Internet. Hell yeah

    • @AN456d
      @AN456d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      My cousin who lost his Brazilian nationality due to not being Brazilian and having committed several crimes and even being suspect in a couple of robbery-related murders was let into Brazil by literally changing one consonant in his name
      This also happened in the early 90's so security was much more lax
      If you're wondering what happened to him, he died of AIDS and was almost buried in a shallow grave because he couldn't be identified due to that consonant
      So even after spending 6 months in a state hospital, nobody could identify him
      Definitely possible to do what Failed Democracy did

    • @mackenziedesire7515
      @mackenziedesire7515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@AN456d Oh wow, _that_ is crazy. My dad's deportation/return must have been in the early 90s or late 80s since it was before I was born. I can't imagine just being like, "uh, no, it's um... Mackemzie" and have everyone go, "oh. you must be someone new I have never met!"

    • @lacerda6804
      @lacerda6804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AN456d I mean, security is still lax here so long as you're connected to big crime like PCC.

  • @tarostartic8833
    @tarostartic8833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    45:00 chat took be gay, do crime VERY literally

  • @ZebraGER
    @ZebraGER 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Ngl, I love how appreciative he sounds whenever someone subs or donates, it's really nice

  • @redcharade9706
    @redcharade9706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I cannot say enough how much I appreciate the streams being uploaded to this archive!
    They're so relaxing to either watch, watch/listen to while drawing, or listen to while studying code.

  • @nidalflame8894
    @nidalflame8894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    That card board cutout just standing in the backround tho

    • @noora1142
      @noora1142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *the two cardboard cutouts

    • @Spenstarr
      @Spenstarr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hagrids just out of frame

    • @PatRick-sm5fe
      @PatRick-sm5fe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I - it's beautiful .. :')

    • @ashlynnmorgan9005
      @ashlynnmorgan9005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Every move you make
      Kevin: "I swear someone is looking at me"
      Every breath you take
      Kevin: "I seriously feel like I'm being watched"
      Every step that you take, I'll be watching you
      Kevin: "... *slowly turns around* I knew it! *Picks up pillow* it was you!"
      Cardboard cut out: *laughs evily*

    • @henrycrabs3497
      @henrycrabs3497 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ashlynnmorgan9005 cringe

  • @AmyPondFangirl
    @AmyPondFangirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    YES I've been commenting under Kevin's video asking him to play this for the past three weeks, sad to have missed the stream

    • @nuclearchezburgr3857
      @nuclearchezburgr3857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's tragic

    • @still_your_zelda
      @still_your_zelda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      he said he wants to do this again!! you have another chance, I'm sure!

  • @nathanthewrestlingguy
    @nathanthewrestlingguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Always a good time when I see a callmekevin stream. Always put me in a better mood. So thanks for that kev

  • @laurenroberts3821
    @laurenroberts3821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The man in the background alarmed me til I remember about Brendan Fraser

  • @thebleatiinglamb
    @thebleatiinglamb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    He sounds like a kind old man it's so nice.

  • @syncopatedglory
    @syncopatedglory 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    thanks so much for uploading these, i used to miss your patreon streams _constantly_ and it's so nice to have longform versions of some of the shorter videos you post when i need to chill to something slower paced. hope you're doing well! 🤗

  • @cecil2742
    @cecil2742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Kevin's bitlife games are always hilarious and turn out crazy.

  • @boop8685
    @boop8685 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    1:04:24 always gives me a smile

  • @melika04
    @melika04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Our community is just a bunch of crazy (good) people isn't it 😂

  • @cassandraspoelhof3752
    @cassandraspoelhof3752 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Wow. I didn’t even know he did streams. I just found this video on my homepage. Cool! Been a fan of his main channel for about a year. He’s very hilarious. I love when something goes wrong for him because his reaction always cracks me up.
    “Fecking Hell!”
    I guess that’s how they say the f word in Ireland.

  • @feloniousglitch
    @feloniousglitch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    How does this man have the most natural, rosiest cheekbones I've ever seen on someone??? Kevin, what's your skin care routine

  • @cupofcait
    @cupofcait 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    23:45 the damage we have done to this man that he has to sing that lmao

  • @vallennes
    @vallennes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I feel proud to have been apart of A Democracy's beautiful story in the making.

  • @Sara9se9
    @Sara9se9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    I love that Kevin corrected the pronouns for Olivia. Non binary people can use any pronouns but the fact that he tried makes my nonbinary heart very happy 💕

    • @CallmeCupidx
      @CallmeCupidx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I was really hesitant when I saw that chat wanted to date a non binary person, to maybe take advantage of them, but then chat was really nice to Olivia and Kevin correcting the pronouns made me very happy

    • @CallmeCupidx
      @CallmeCupidx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Well except for when chat wanted to kill Olivia but then got caught

    • @frosty_teacup
      @frosty_teacup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@CallmeCupidx could you please explain the "take advantage" part? I'm a little confused as to how identifying as non-binary might make someone more susceptible to being taken advantage of

    • @CallmeCupidx
      @CallmeCupidx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@frosty_teacup like to then bash them in, thinking that people who identify as something other than male or female are exotic, and more open to manipulation or sexualization

    • @frosty_teacup
      @frosty_teacup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@CallmeCupidx Ah, got it. Thank you for clarifying!

  • @sleepysys_9081
    @sleepysys_9081 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    "non-binary- would that be they? they would truly be...." bye 😭 /pos that made me so happy wtf

    • @gemjule
      @gemjule 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Anyone have time stamp?

    • @gowatchbonesprettyplease1038
      @gowatchbonesprettyplease1038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@gemjule 1:04:25 if you're still curious abt it

    • @foottoast4235
      @foottoast4235 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Crin

    • @leonardochapman4736
      @leonardochapman4736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@foottoast4235 you are

    • @gemjule
      @gemjule 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@gowatchbonesprettyplease1038 thank you! I had watched but wanted to go back to it. Appreciate it

  • @Nuked519
    @Nuked519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    You make the prison escapes look easy... Incredibly deceptive.

    • @doggytheanarchist7876
      @doggytheanarchist7876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      IKR?! I have never escaped from a maximum security prison. I cannot figure out those fecking puzzles.

  • @Clint2028CODE2
    @Clint2028CODE2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Watching this at half 3 in the morning :/ Kevin army never sleeps

    • @mothsarecool432
      @mothsarecool432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same dude, 3am for me right now

    • @Clint2028CODE2
      @Clint2028CODE2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh cool, a fellow englisher

  • @lydiahendrix3158
    @lydiahendrix3158 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bless these livestream videos for helping with my insomnia 🙏🙏🙏

  • @sharklegs
    @sharklegs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The chat are all very devoted mobsters for some reason

  • @Amayawolf_01
    @Amayawolf_01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As soon as I heard "Four Horsemen" I knew it was quartering the nun, but as I've also never heard it referred that way I can understand Kevin's confusion

  • @InsanityPrevails
    @InsanityPrevails 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    53:25 Kevin is Sean's rival!

  • @DespairMMX3030
    @DespairMMX3030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Day ♾ of asking CallMeKevin to do more GrayStillPlays crossovers

    • @dshoultz6110
      @dshoultz6110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They should play raft or granny simulator together

    • @kaybeeeeeeee
      @kaybeeeeeeee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes!

    • @phoenixx3951
      @phoenixx3951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He did one before?

    • @goodguypingu1675
      @goodguypingu1675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@phoenixx3951 they played gta together with dangerouslyfunny

    • @Operator_boris
      @Operator_boris 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They are the perfect Duo

  • @invisibleninja7873
    @invisibleninja7873 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It’s very fitting getting a BitLife ad before this video.

  • @TheLandTrain-AnarticaEdition
    @TheLandTrain-AnarticaEdition 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    35:35
    Chat killed off Ebenezer Wright (bro) at 68.
    If only they waited one more year

  • @Hito_Hito_Fruit_model_UncleSam
    @Hito_Hito_Fruit_model_UncleSam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Anyone else get a bitlife ad before the video?

  • @roserkk
    @roserkk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Had no idea you could just tap really fast to run from the prison guard.

  • @gandalf_thegrey
    @gandalf_thegrey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    40:29
    I have this video as background noise while doing some work and I have to say... Laughing at this statement was my first reaction. When you get six DUIs and get mowed over as soon as you get out of prison the universe just decided to make an exemplary out of you.

  • @rydersallisky9363
    @rydersallisky9363 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Watching your videos and streams makes me laugh everyday So thank you

  • @mooseywinchester7801
    @mooseywinchester7801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    I really appreciate that Kevin misgendered Olivia only once and then never again. That was really nice to see

  • @Spenstarr
    @Spenstarr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Oh hell yeah I'll watch 2 hours of this I loved the bitlife crazy when bijuu mike was playing it when Kevin was playing it regularly

  • @danielbuddenmusic1502
    @danielbuddenmusic1502 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've said this before, but the best attacks are uppercut, roundhouse kick, and right hook, while the best places to attack are throat, skull, and stomach.

  • @shooawn
    @shooawn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I started watching the bitlife video kev made out of this stream, then I fell asleep for 2 hours with autoplay on, and then when i woke up in this stream archive of the same video I was watching before, at the exact same moment in the stream as the video i was watching, so much so that i actually thought i was still watching the same video which made me very confused as to why there wasn't any editing XDD

  • @mothsarecool432
    @mothsarecool432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Ayyyy I missed bitlife

  • @Aymelia-colon3
    @Aymelia-colon3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Day 1 of asking Kevin to play Rusty Lake games

    • @emperorgrogg
      @emperorgrogg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes!! Those games are so good!

    • @fataldinazor3732
      @fataldinazor3732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Too little braing for Little Kev to even Acknowledge it exists with his big Brain

  • @melika04
    @melika04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I missed bitlife! And also sad that I missed this stream

  • @The.new.Creator
    @The.new.Creator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    54:50 "I should not use the term "gang" cause were playing organized crime game now.. FOLKS!" lol little did you know in chicago folks is a term for gang members that look out for the community

  • @sleepingmorpheus
    @sleepingmorpheus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "We spent one year just Crying"
    Me at every New Year's

    • @sleepingmorpheus
      @sleepingmorpheus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "We're now depressed, our health is in the gutter, and we look like trash"
      Now that's just my life story right there

  • @PatRick-sm5fe
    @PatRick-sm5fe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Yess! Some moarr bitlife to binge through ☻

  • @kierstinishere4693
    @kierstinishere4693 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Funny how he's shocked at his chat despite all his videos, we learned from the best bestie 😌💅

  • @gandalf_thegrey
    @gandalf_thegrey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    A few days ago I had a biife playthrough were I got "Today is a Hug a Kevin Day" and I could choose between 3 guys. The only guy I knew and the story's around him made me click Kevin Spacey.
    My happiness, smarts and look immediately have gone from 100% to 0%, I lost my job and nobody give me one either.
    I think the game doesn't like Kevin Spacey.

    • @charliep123
      @charliep123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well Kevin Spacey is not a good guy. Our Kevin got this prompt in one of his videos and joked that he is more worthy of being in the game instead.

  • @charliep123
    @charliep123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    45:43 you could say he’s the Son of Rage and Love (the Jesus of Suburbia)

  • @beneaththefells
    @beneaththefells 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The cult is a Morris-Democracy

  • @JhericFury
    @JhericFury ปีที่แล้ว +1

    After having now played this game a fair bit, I'm surprised the mob put up with them for so long.
    GTA is the safest money, contribute until they give you a pat on the back then you can age up

  • @headlesszebra9857
    @headlesszebra9857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    and then there's Jackpot....................... he's dead

  • @leahgrundy150
    @leahgrundy150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I lov you Kevin :)
    That’s is all.

  • @MooseShower
    @MooseShower 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I just woke up to this and I now understand why I was dreaming about marrying a rat and it not being successful and Kevin just chilling in my backyard

  • @nildinhateodosio1601
    @nildinhateodosio1601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Nice to see he updated the game

  • @Linkfan1989
    @Linkfan1989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Currently have this on as background noise to distract me from a migraine. Lets see how this goes!

  • @noahwattel4226
    @noahwattel4226 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Gotta love Noah Democracy

  • @GustavusAdolphus2
    @GustavusAdolphus2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Starts at 0:00 and his life ends at 2:30:22

    • @frosty_teacup
      @frosty_teacup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thank you for sharing

    • @henrycrabs3497
      @henrycrabs3497 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fool

    • @GustavusAdolphus2
      @GustavusAdolphus2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@henrycrabs3497 no sir you are the fool

    • @GustavusAdolphus2
      @GustavusAdolphus2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@frosty_teacup I am proud to serve my cultmunity

    • @jasedxyz
      @jasedxyz 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@GustavusAdolphus2two years later and this is still helpful

  • @the.deserted.traveller
    @the.deserted.traveller 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Can I just say, I love the thumbnail. Lil kevo 😂

  • @STARTgaming100
    @STARTgaming100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is just pick the worst option but reskinned as a democracy lmao

  • @acidstrummer
    @acidstrummer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm the guy always complaining about there not being enough GTA chaos mod videos, but this is also amazing, so you get to live. For now...

  • @ayrem
    @ayrem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love this thumbnail

  • @sadyeehaw2790
    @sadyeehaw2790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    1:04:25 brb sobbing /pos

  • @ashlynnmorgan9005
    @ashlynnmorgan9005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The fact I got a bitlife TH-cam ad before the video played

  • @BJ-jh5is
    @BJ-jh5is 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Just an fyi for the Mob stuff a great way to get money is to do grand theft auto it works a lot of the time surprisingly

  • @cheripotato
    @cheripotato 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Not Kevin saying “sheeeesh”

  • @ArturGlass.C
    @ArturGlass.C 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is no one gonna mention that the big bad evil mafia boss is named George Howell ?!

  • @cubiesings
    @cubiesings 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:58:47 - 1:58:57 imagine this as just kevin not being able to count

  • @mushman3744
    @mushman3744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This was a ton of fun

  • @skyyzz4316
    @skyyzz4316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Finally a game that i enjoy !!

  • @re--dacted
    @re--dacted 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm not surprised they wanted to murder the stepfather. Their mother married him a year after their father died, he was 15 years older than her and you kept calling him Dad.

  • @CarlosThadeu
    @CarlosThadeu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Such a neat idea, cant wait for more of these if you do in the future

  • @amirhossienbehrouzi7992
    @amirhossienbehrouzi7992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Hmmmm yes call me kebin

  • @lonelybiscuit4886
    @lonelybiscuit4886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Bitlife | 2021-07-01

  • @UndisclosedDesires07
    @UndisclosedDesires07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I just finished watching this on twitch. 😐
    great timing lol 😅

  • @viko7272
    @viko7272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Olivia is from my city… and I’m nonbinary… is this destiny?

    • @syds8752
      @syds8752 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well Olivia was over 80 and no longer living so… idts?

    • @MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot
      @MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Watch out for a wanted criminal when you reach your 80s I guess.

  • @keysaremean4132
    @keysaremean4132 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:34:46
    "Thats kinda of a-" "OW!!!" "what?!?"

  • @ArtistHunter62
    @ArtistHunter62 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I WAS IN THIS STREEM

  • @mateuszmalinowski4480
    @mateuszmalinowski4480 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Why is he so nice😭

  • @The_Jumping_Box
    @The_Jumping_Box 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The one dislike is bro

  • @celtic9299
    @celtic9299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    12:04 Kevin that’s not a mouse

    • @charliep123
      @charliep123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s a running joke on the channel. He’s well aware of what it actually is.

  • @joTheBonas
    @joTheBonas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What a great idea for a stream!

  • @bentaihananas4169
    @bentaihananas4169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Bitloaf

  • @Terratetradon
    @Terratetradon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Failed is from Columbus
    Ohio represent!

  • @manologamerss5801
    @manologamerss5801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Actually, the thing about push off cliff is false. Perform a drive-by is best and closely followed by club them. This isn't subjective, it's obtain d by data mining and comparing the chances of the different types of murder.

    • @manologamerss5801
      @manologamerss5801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He was also wrong about the train, there is 0 random chance involved in it. You can only do that once every time you install the app or reset your progress, you can't do it if it isn't the right real world time, and in the newer updates if you cheat on it by changing the time it will kill you.

    • @manologamerss5801
      @manologamerss5801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And he also was wrong about the person you rob not mattering when you burgle, and about playing on PC "allowing you to move a little faster" when it literally allows you to skip the time that the game gives for the guard to move where your keys are taken away by instead using your keyboard keys.

    • @somerandomperson3970
      @somerandomperson3970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Okay, Redditor

    • @doggytheanarchist7876
      @doggytheanarchist7876 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@somerandomperson3970 it's true tho. Ppl have been writing guides on this for a while now.

    • @charliep123
      @charliep123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He was speaking from his own experience not from actual facts.

  • @joshawafrith4797
    @joshawafrith4797 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    kevin is proof its not hard to accept trans ppl. like seriously, dude says "she then is like oh they're non-binary so they" I don't know why conservatives cry over pronouns are hard when I didn't even see Kevin waste 10 seconds correcting himself. certainly, get my subscription after that.

    • @olivercharles2930
      @olivercharles2930 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Idk, it is like accepting bronies. It just doesn't feel right sucking up to someone who is clearly deranged.
      Conservatives are whiny as hell, but I can understand their mindset.

  • @theTwilightSystem
    @theTwilightSystem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Wait, what? I've never seen a nonbinary character in the game. That's cool.

  • @MR-wh6ji
    @MR-wh6ji 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    YOG YOG YOG SPREAD THE MESSAGE OF YOG YOG YOG

  • @simplyskullface
    @simplyskullface 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this was streamed on my bday!

  • @CuppycakeWillow
    @CuppycakeWillow ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Who the heck starts a countdown at 7?! lmao

  • @JulianLIVEYT
    @JulianLIVEYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    29:35
    pov: you and your dad are fighting
    YO BRO BACK OFF

  • @richardsutton1475
    @richardsutton1475 ปีที่แล้ว

    Kevin should do a karenesque bitlife