he's has 2 new songs out now called bingo and jordans and i really want you to watch them but if you don't want to watch anymore jacob videos then that's fine💕
I said I hate jacob Satorouis infront of a girl at my school. She said Don't say that about my bae! I thought she was joking, but I triggered a Jacob Satorouis Fan ^ ^ I don't regret a thing
at my school I literally said I hate Jacob sartorius to my friend she gave me this angry look I literally just triggered her I knew that cuz she didn't talk to me the way home Xd
It bothers me the way he lip syncs. 1) it doesn't fit the mood 2) the way he does it looks like he's shouting but the song is like semi whispering or something 3) when moves he jaw like he's going to do some amazing rifts like Ariana grande but in the song it sounds so neutral or something 4) like making his bottom jaw go forward. BOI stop Ripppp
xD RoZ At least trump wouldn't have started WW3 with Russia and killed us all, don't judge a book by its cover. Trump is doing more in one month than obama did in 8 years.
actually, all the girls in my class love him, and want that kind of relationship. we're 14, and they want to hold hands, kiss etc. I just think it's weird. I'm not into that, I personally am still not wanting to date to be honest.
Chrisxchambers fantastic choice, getting into dating early isn't good for you mentally. I'm 15 and waiting until 16, even then don't date for the sake of dating, find someone who you want to share forever with!!
10:20 His reaction to when the microphone moved made me cry 😂😂🤣🤣
LOOOOL 😂😂😂😂
Annabelle Forbes init 😂😂
It was the ghost girl from the video
yess hhism face lo pl llol lol o 😂😂😂😂
Me too 🤣🤣
"GO.....TO....SLEEP, YOUNG MAN"
i am officialy done now lol
GO. TO. SLEEP. Young man!
When it’s 2020 and I should probably be asleep 😂
Joonie same
Its 1:20 am for me rn
Jesus yesssss
It can take like 4 hours to upload a vip + time zones and yes I’m replying to a comment from 3 yrs ago
Edit: im a retard
His phone was flashing......POLTERGEIST
BOO
I think I know who boo is
The girl from monsters inc
I am the Psychopathic kid lol
I am the Psychopathic kid trololol
I am the Psychopathic kid I WAS JUST THINKING THAT 😂
I am the Psychopathic kid I loved her!
I am the Psychopathic kid or that spirit in the bathroom
'Is she nude? Whats going on?'
-me 2017
Me in 2020!
😂
Yeah it’s pretty crazy in 2020
I love how the goodnight text was his first text to her ever
"Good night sweetie"
"Excuse me who the fuck are you"
@@samuelebigi1313 😂😂😂😂😂so good 🤣
my first text ever if she was the ghost bitch would be "GET THE F---- O-O-O-O-OUT~~~"
@@mickmars-hairspray HAHSHSHSNSNSNSJSNSJSNH✋😭
Ikr lol 😂
"In an underground bumper" 1:53 best singing voice ever daz!!!!
Bunker
(Singing) While his parents away.
chris d'angelo its bunker
you know you can edit it right?
i don't hate this kid, i just hate what he does.
what do u mean?
jazminehasnoidea That's the most retarded thing ever... So you hate all singers?
+Siber wolf I guess you don't like Mariah Carey then😂
Lol buncha idiots here.
jazminehasnoidea yes
"jacob, someone's in your bunker" 😂😂😂 lmfao died
nika _SMG "why is she in the bathroom"
Same
Ashton Martinez no don't touch it xD
nika _SMG When I read this he said that😂😂
nika _SMG s̪̭̱̼̼̉̈́ͪ͋̽̚a̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍m̘͈̺̪͓ͩ͂̾ͪ̀̋e̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑
4:07 "oh shit it moved"😂😂😂
Jack A Boy 😝 😆 😂
It was actually 4:10
Is he texting Boo from Monsters Inc? ..isn't she a bit old for him
KitchenSink withaMigraine FallAway intheForest |-/
KitchenSink withaMigraine FallAway intheForest |-/
KitchenSink withaMigraine FallAway intheForest |-/
😂😂😂😂😂😂
|-/
Daz is by far one of the funniest youtubers I know😂😂
No shit sherlock.
AyeItzTayy pewdiepie
Ange Curry I think it's a tie because I love them both😂
Ange Curry nah hes a nazi
AyeItzTayy no it's rebal d 😍😍
"No don't touch it...that's it. He's gone. Jacobs dead"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jacob: Right before I fall asleep-
Daz: *in an underground bunker* ~
Thank you for so many likes!! I forgot i even posted this comment-
Your English is perfect :)
@@thecyanidewedrank3468 I posted this comment a year ago, but thank you ! :)
your english is amazing!!
@@calebpopplewell1747 Thank you! :')
I went to chemotherapy for my cancer, after watching this vid *it came back*
I doubt he had cancer. He ain't gonna joke about getting cancer again.
Emily Tichenor My friend had cancer and he always jokes about it
Emily Tichenor my cancer jokes about cancer, too bad the jokes he tell r so cancerous
Oh shit i just assumed the gender of my cancer im not a criminal dont harass me
Ever had anyone die from cancer?
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Melvin da hacker From spongebob aha
Melvin da hacker No Patrick mayonnaise is not an instrument......Horseradish isn't an instrument either.
Grimroll it might be
Melvin da hacker yes it is
f a v e
daz your one of the rare youtubers that make me laugh
SAME 😂😂😂
He’s texting boo?
Oh .. that’s my dogs name...
Should I be worried?
Chloe Sw maybe
2:24
Chloe Sw yes
Yes be very worried....
😂
DAZS FACE WHEN THE MICROPHONE MOVED WAS AMAZING I CANT STOP LAUGHING! XD
DangerofDead I laughed as well
IT WAS THE BEST
I LAUGHED SO MUCH
I literally replay it like 20 + times!! XD
DangerofDead I know the look of absolute pure confusion was priceless
go, To, SLEEP YOUNG MAN
i died when he said this tbh :DD
Frances Bosarge i laughed so hard lmao😂😂👏👏
"Boo? Is he texting a ghost or something"
Sarah Ali no, the little girl from monsters inc
I'm in a hotel and my mum is sleeping and I am watching this and I'm trying so hard not to laugh
I'm legit the same
SAME 😂😂
Look out for a naked boo
OMG ME TOO RIGHT NOWWE
Wow, are you four all in the same hotel?
his parents drop him off at a bunker his parents have had e-fuckin-nough
thats it hes gone jacobs dead
GO TO SLEEP funniest part
Go.
To.
SLEEP.
SLEEP. is NOT good JK GO TO SLEEP YOUNG MAN
Gave u your 500th like congrats
I hate Jacob Sartorius with a burning passion.
SSJGod Ballzy lmao why
George Baker He's cringey as fuck
SSJGod Ballzy well that's pretty sad lmao
The Time Lordess How is that sad?
SSJGod Ballzy that you hate someone you don't know
Daz: "Go...To...SLEEP, YOUNG MAN!"
Me: *See's gravestone saying "died of laughter"*
"Jacob, there's someone in your bunker, you don't smile at it you call the po-leece. OMG I laughed so hard😂, like if you laughed 😂
FinnT you spelt police wrong grammar alert!!!!!
Crunchie The Pig it’s coz he enthused it
It's not smile it's sing fish
Crunchie The Pig you Know it's not a grammar mistake it's a spelling error
Ok first off..Daz said Po lice
He tried to sound it out at least
I cringed so much that my face hurts
v0nice oh hi ARMY! 😍
Exo 🤗
Heaven Da12 hi EXO-L 😁
Marie Zombiie well, we can see on your profile picture
YESSSS ARMY!!!
He's parents sent him to a bunker because he won't stop playing guitar when they're trying to sleep.
Angel why don't my parents try to send me to a bunker
+Jack Forrester hmm I should contact them to do so
I've had a real shit day
I can't stop laughing. Thankyou omg
TwentyØneCrybabies it will get better ❤️
|-/ stay alive :)
|-/
Omg i love the clique we are everywhere |-/
Thankyou to everyone it means a lot that people who I don't know support me, and yes we are everywhere, my fellow heathens |-/
"When I send you those three words tonight."
"Go. To. SLEEP!!!"
"go To SLEEP!" Daz black 2017
LPSPusheenQueen yass😂😂
Daz is Jeff the killer lol
Ahhh
cash me on itunes howbow dah
whenever he says boo i think of the little girl from monsters inc,
I was about to say the same thing
Same
he's has 2 new songs out now called bingo and jordans and i really want you to watch them but if you don't want to watch anymore jacob videos then that's fine💕
HER NAME IS BOO BECAUSE SHES A GHOST 👻
hahahahahahahah
Oh no she just doesnt exist
My eyes have been open
He already said that try again
Lol
I think all these daz watches are making his hair turn gray XD its just to much cringe for daz to handle
Grave Sweeney Yep XD
Grave Sweeney I don't think jacob is cringy
Grave Sweeney ur spelling is *too much cringe for me to handle
okay? I don't really care what the two of you think... looking at you starwars geek and soundwave :P freaking grammar police, go bother someone else.
Grave Sweeney yaaaasssss I hate grammer police get a life 😂
He's obviously texting the little girl from Monsters Inc
Sara Katherine yep xD
Jacob sartorius should step on lego
Samuel Harper I'd feel bad for the lego
Samuel Harper that's to far. That's the worst pain you can feel.
JK I HOPE HE DOES
Brøken Too**
Samuel Harper ur mean leave Jacob alone he has not done nothing 2 u
Samuel Harper nah mate I don't like him but that's too far. Take it back.
Omg this guy kills me every time I watch his video! Omg I'm literally dying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Last text? Jacob it should be your last video
savagery right here
xEndiePearlx oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh.
Savage
xEndiePearlx Damn son
xEndiePearlx lololol
*The cringe train is about to take off..*
true...
Nicki 884
CHOO CHHOOOooooo
Choo choo...
chooo chooo
Nicki 884 twoot twoot!
Jacob: "When I send you those three last words....Tonight..."
Daz: "Go..To.. SLEEP!"
XxRebel_Girl119 xX we did watch the video you know and we saw what daz said...... no hate but it's annoying
XxRebel_Girl119 xX already have done love
Ari_Macaroon yes
XxRebel_Girl119 xX I read that as he said It 😂😂😂😂
Sophie lmao
just me who’s watching all of his Jacob saggytaurus videos at like 1 am in corona lockdown ? ... okay
No
Nope, that was a year ago
am I the only one who isn't British and watches daz games?
GamingGirl ! nope! from Canada over here! :)
GamingGirl ! im from Australia lol
GamingGirl ! I'm from Latvia 😅
NORWAY!
GamingGirl ! POLAAAAND
he might not be perfect but he don't deserve all the hate he gets.
FloppyRabbit TRUE don't people have something else to do with their lives lmao
The Time Lordess exactly
When you become Daz's age or my age...you'lll understand..and if you are our age... I pray for you.
he does deserve the hate.You 12 year old piece of shit.He gets millions from fuckboying and using autotune.
I'm Probably Younger Then You Guys And I Understand COMPLETELY
is it just me or does he look either constipated or in pain when he sings?😂😂😆
Vivziepie yes
Vivziepie no
Vivziepie yes😂😂
Vivziepie Okay, I'm not even a fan of his but he is a child. That is just ugly.
V.I.V. thats mean
There's a Ghost girl in his room he's dead!😂😂😂😂 I'm dying
Whispers** Daz Daz Taps on window** i love you
The0ddest1 _ do you watch theoddonesout?
Mya Elizabeth they probably do
I THOUGHT THELEGEND27 AD WAS GONE
I WAS VERY WRONG
Matilda Jones the legend27 always lives on
Matilda Jones no if u make a account right I bet someone actually named themselves the legend27
Matilda Jones it will always live on 😉
TheLegend 27 LEAVE ME ALONE
Matilda Jones nah I'm good
2:08 he's texting honey boo boo
Stop Motion Inc. he into fat chicks
Stop Motion Inc. he's texting honey G
Stop Motion Inc. omg 😂
Stop Motion Inc. Nope its bob
When daz said "who's boo is it a ghost" I spat my water every where
the girl is called boo because shes a ghost in his room
leondresbeanie x no it's the girl in monsters inc
Because she committed suicide because she had to look at his face
leondresbeanie x no she committed suieicide
Because he wanted to have sex
Anyone else ashamed of our generation?
MEEEEEEE
Ellate Game yup.... we are screwed
Ainsley Wolf we will live through it together
Bella Okamoto we must survive!!!
very very ashamed
"tha,that's it guys Jacob is dead,Jacob is dead"
Daz: Where have they dropped him??
Me: On his head.
That was my response too 😂😂
Lol 😂😂😂
I said I hate jacob Satorouis infront of a girl at my school. She said Don't say that about my bae! I thought she was joking, but I triggered a Jacob Satorouis Fan ^ ^ I don't regret a thing
Vi x i hate you
Vi x oh shit i hope ur ok 😂
llcutej roblox 'n' msp says the one with a roblox username
you should regret it she is coming for you, triggering a jacob fan is like setting off a bomb
at my school I literally said I hate Jacob sartorius to my friend she gave me this angry look I literally just triggered her I knew that cuz she didn't talk to me the way home Xd
When he said "I'D USE THAT GUTAIR AS A WEAPON!" I died
did anyone else die when the mic dropped? 10:20
IM DIEING
Me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
mackenzie brown i
mackenzie brown yes. i deceased.
4:26. Me when I look in the mirror at myself right after I wake up. XD
omfg i think i rewatched that bit like 5 times
🤣🤣🤣🤣 love it
Jacob Sartorius reminds me of Kim K
Minhaj Uddin what? Talentless and famous for no reason? Yeah. 😂
The Crybaby Potato :3 Exactly.
Minhaj Uddin at least Kim k is some kind of pretty or at least she is doing things when she is 30 something and he is not even 16
Call_Me_Bunny at least she's attractive.
Minhaj Uddin they both have no talent and are famous for no reason
"GO....TO...SLEEP"
I died😂💀
Stone Cold Babe hahah me too
"why is he smiling at it?!" literally died
Daz: he's in a bunker!
Me: but....the window...
7:25 I can't stop laughing and playing it over and over
Joel McNamara omg lol sameee
Joel McNamara haha
Joel McNamara ikr
Ive been searching for this comment😂😂😂
Joel McNamara OMG SAME THO. LOL
When Daz started singing I literally died!!!😂🤣 "in an underground bunker" 1:52
The Littlest Diva ikr it was funny
I love Daz cause he can be funny without making fun of people
2:05 to answer your question, he thinks he's like 19 and has an apartment
I just looked it up he’s 16
He's 16 years old
Nika Ungurianu he actually has a house now
i-
@@lucymariewelch2318 dude ngl he looks fucking 12 lmfao
At 7:08 I lost my shit! Daz man, you are fucking hilarious!
Kelly Smith haha ikr
Kelly Smith I couldn't stop rewinding it XD
Kelly Smith I lost it at 5:30😂
"JACOB HAVE YOU SEEN LIGHTS OUT. WHAT ARE YOU DOIN" I CRIED 😂
I ALWAYS LOOK FORWARD TO THESE JACOB VIDEOS😂😂😂
Best song ever 😂.... Jacob❤️: right before I go to sleep
Daz😂: in an underground bunker 😂😂😂
How tf did I just find this channel this is now it's my fave channel 😂💖💖💖
Same
When he said "last year" I keep thinking 2015 not 2016 XD
Yehet Galaxy Exo-L ♡
Chich Cababs Love ma fellow EXO-L too :')
Yehet Galaxy Hey fellow Kpopper!
Bangtan, Suga & Tae Heyooooooooo XD
Why was that kid in MINE bunker??!!!
Adolf Hitler oh... you have a very feminine body and also why where you watching Jacob????
do your worst to him, pls do
Mein** smh
LOOOOL
OwenGamer 23 Jacob I don't like the kid but he shouldnt kill himself
Lmho(laughing my head off)with head phones on and my dads looking at me like I’m nuts.
Man you are hilarious 🤣😂
You know why your Twitter is on fire. Because WENDYS is roasting people.
I still like the Romeo and Juliet shit... Write me a (decent) poem and I'm happy.
Alda Gunnars me too
Alda Gunnars Rose's are red, violates are blue, stfu.
Now THAT is what I call a poem. Beautiful, simply amazing.
Ben Keane your a fucking dumbass lol
Roses are red
My name is Dan
I have a gun
Get in the van
Daz: go. to. SLEEP!
me: Jeff. the. KILLER!
Cyborg clips ...
NutCunt I'm sorry I couldn't help myself XD
Cyborg clips YESS
*slow claps* me *clap* too *clap*
XxWofieMMDXX I'm so sorry XD
7:07 me in music class trying to play my guitar
Is it just me or is he actually improving slightly?
Sinpansara Eeehhhhh...no
Charly'sChannel come on it's better than Sweatshirt
Sinpansara Thats true. Gotta give that to him.
i really dislike him but this is better that that sweatshirt ew
Sinpansara who
Daz is just too funny. Haven't laughed that hard in a long time !
same
daz my best friend hates tea what do I do
I need to find a new bestie :cries:
Legend27 .thelegend27 gotta do what ya gotta do
Legend27 .thelegend27 find new friends
If they don't want tea, don't force them to drink it. Just because you made them tea doesn't mean they you have to watch them drink it.
+Trooper Gaming mine was a joke too. Maybe you didn’t see Daz watch a video called Tea and Consent but that’s what I was quoting...
I hate watching Daz at night because I always try to Yawn but then I laugh during half the time it leaves me with this awful feeling in my stomach
*daz pauses * " GO. TO . SLEEP! "
omg i'm choking LOL
DaveZzZ D he is the new Jeff the killer
wow i didn't know it's 2013 again
DaveZzZ D lol that was really funny
He was dreaming when the girl came
Lily Percival no really
We've got a Jacob fan here haven't we?
What's that supposed to mean
A Distressed Catbug lol we live in a world where it's an insult to call someone a Jacob fan
"Go to SLEEP young man!" Lmfao
Kate Marsh yeah that was my favorite part. Ps Life is Strange. :3
Kate Marsh KATE DONT JUMP
Simply Chloe22 *flashbacks to episode 2: Out of Time* yes I can remember exactly what episode. And yes I'm trash 😂
The Crybaby Potato :3 we are trash buddies. Idk are the Chloe in this friendship? Or the Max?
"Was he texting a fucking ghost or something?"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah
It bothers me the way he lip syncs.
1) it doesn't fit the mood
2) the way he does it looks like he's shouting but the song is like semi whispering or something
3) when moves he jaw like he's going to do some amazing rifts like Ariana grande but in the song it sounds so neutral or something
4) like making his bottom jaw go forward. BOI stop
Ripppp
exactly
OnePieceIsDaAwesome imagine him with a lisp it wont bother you that much
When Trump became president I thought life couldn't get any worse. Then I heard Jacob's new album.
It's only going to get worse from here
it's ok daz is still here.
xD RoZ emoji movie
xD RoZ At least trump wouldn't have started WW3 with Russia and killed us all, don't judge a book by its cover. Trump is doing more in one month than obama did in 8 years.
DAZ IN FEBRUARY JACOB SARTORIUS IS GOInG ON TOUR TO THE UNITED KINGDOM GO TO HIS CONCERT DAZ U HAVE To SeE HIM 😅😂 COME On!!!!
Assassination attempt confirmed
KoolKat Orlando I'm in England gonna confirm this and hire an assassin repeat hire assassins now
If Daz is going to go to the concert he needs to vlog it 😂
"Go. To. SLEEP! Young man!" I died😂😂😂😂
I was eating a pot noodle whilst watching this. 2:12 spat it all out my mouth
😂😂😂😂😂
Charley Farley LMFAOO
Charley Farley well that was a waste of noodles
“Is this a bunker”😂😂
7:25 i kept replaying without trying to laugh and it hurt me by keeping my laugh in 😂😂😂
Isabella Lucar I did the same but couldn't hold in my laughter 😂😂
Currently crying so hard at the thought of the day daz stops making videos- can’t even see to write this bc the tears are making everything blurry 😭
Lol
actually, all the girls in my class love him, and want that kind of relationship. we're 14, and they want to hold hands, kiss etc. I just think it's weird. I'm not into that, I personally am still not wanting to date to be honest.
Chrisxchambers lol
Chrisxchambers that's good!! don't!! it's best to wait until your older to date!!
Chrisxchambers yea what ashlynn said, kids your age shouldn't even be dating or be thinking about that stuff..smart kid
Chrisxchambers fantastic choice, getting into dating early isn't good for you mentally. I'm 15 and waiting until 16, even then don't date for the sake of dating, find someone who you want to share forever with!!
Chrisxchambers I don't want a relationship and I especially don't want to date this sad crumpet
"I'd shit my pants I'd use that fucking guitar as a weapon" lol I'm dyingggg 😂
My whole fam is sleeping I'm trying so hard not to laugh 😂😂
Legend has it he is still in the bunker.
When dat microphone moved😂