At first my first thought was garbage but when mark said “do you ever feel like a plastic bag” that’s when my head was going like “Do you ever feel like a plastic bag Drifting through the wind” like 😭😭😭
Listening to the podcast audio only and then coming here to see the visual gags is definitely something I am immensely looking forward to, absolutely hilarious.
Oh my god this reminded me of how my brother suddenly called my mom and said "ME AND MIKE (Mike is his friend) ARE GETTING MARRIED!" And all of us were so fucking confused we thought he was drunk at first, because that was all he said and then he hung up
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I never laughed so hard before in my life. I'm crying 😂😂😂 those props are perfect!! Definitely needed that laugh 😁😁😁 now I need to practice breathing again 😂😂😂
I initially thought this was goin to be Mark and Wade announcing that they were getting married to their significant others, but then I remembered that Wade was already married, so I just spent the first minute or two confused
Eggs left in the living room, that reminded me when I accidentally left milk on the kitchen side for 3 days after it's expiring date and I DRANK IT ON ACCIDENT! 🤢
The moment the plastic bag was brought up Firework was the first thing in my head. Then when it actually became part of the bit I was like holy sht. They may like her or they might not but at least she finally got a mention.
Yknow, they could’ve also just held 3 fingers upright for Wade and flipped em upside down for Mark. Tho Mark with a knife is memeable so I’m not complaining
Hey Mark I don't know how often you check this but....here lately it's been a tough month...had alot of memories and just bad shit happen. You guys should do a topic and discuss men's mental health and awareness to it on a episode. I have struggled alot with my own demons and dark places...have almost come close to ending it a couple of times as well....I have a family and am married but somehow the feeling just won't disappear.....I would love to hear this topic come up on your podcast and see if you guys can talk about it. Anyways man thank you to all of you for always making me laugh in my darkest days.
Hey man, i genuinely hope it gets better for you, i know what its like to have that feeling even when you should be the happiest you've ever been. I can't say it gets better necessarily, because i don't know the entirety of your situation, but i can forward what a previous therapist said to me: "it could get better. And if it doesn't, you already know what the worst feels like." Sending compassion 💛
Distractible the cooking show would be great, amateurs-to-experience, everyone cooking the same thing, a basic recipe then a tricky recipe. Chicken and dumplings is my choice or pizza lol
I was so happy u brought back full episodes and now they're gone again... Some were even deleted.. I love u guys, and business and all that, but NOOOOOOOO. They got me through work everyday, I enjoy them on TH-cam exclusively... Sry, I just noticed, I'm done complaining now😢
I've been waiting for this DAY!!!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰 IT'S *T.I.M.E* I'll plan it... It needs to be streamed for wade... It needs to be electrifying for Mark And it needs to be a struggle cause they are both "secret" Masochists ❤️ It's gonna be great!
Really wish you guys had warned us before you took away the podcast from youtube *again.* Not all of us can use spotify. This was the only way I could listen.
its kinda weird cuz i have watched markiplier for a long time and have known about bob and wade but never really watched their content, but i loooove their podcast and the moment they got camara on the pod i found wade much more likebale, for some reason i diddnt really found him all that funny compared to the others in the podcast but now i find all of them on the same level of funny, its weird but they are great all of them
seeing this from other comments but apparently spotify has the right to the full episodes and they can't post it here anymore, dont know how that works plus some people just want to revisit their favourite parts instead of going through the whole thing
@@moon16879 that sucks. and if people want to stay on a bits-and-pieces channel then they can do whatever they want. I still don't see the point of staying. I joined for the podcast, I don't get the podcast so I leave. it's simple. Would you still sit in a restaurant when the cook tells you they don't have anything you want? Some people go there for the newspaper, socializing thing, heat/wi-fi... I go there to eat a meal. and if I can't get the meal, I don't go there. Doesn't change anything for the others. "exclusivity" sucks. big time. I don't want spotify so i'm not getting spotify. If the podcast aren't here then... I won't stay here. Sorry for bothering you.
@Prinny Dood you're totally right, I was just trying to say why other people would still stick around you know? but it definitely sucks that things work like that i definitely dislike spotify and dont plan on touching it, yet i also would love to continue accompanying the boys
No one:
Bob: "What do you have there?"
Mark: "A KNIFE!"
Wade: "NO-"
Immediately thought of the meme too 😂
I can so hear there voices reading it
Now that Wade officially has the best hair of the Distractible members, I can't help but notice how gorgeous his hair is.
I bet his scalp is very healthy
Is he greying @ 30-ish?
THATS WHAT IM SAYIN!
@@kiimimo_9833 some people go grey earlier than others jacksepticeye says he started going grey at 18. My moms aunts hair went grey at 16
@@kiimimo_9833 my mom's hair is like half gray and she's barely 40, but my great grandma's hair got less gray then it was at 60 at 80+ lol
Mark with a knife is meme material
Yes
Oh, he always was, yes. He has a bed-knife.
“What do you have??”
You've seen Mark with a gun.
Now get ready for Mark with a knife.
"Because he's a masochist."
the way mark holds the knife feels so aggressive and silly lol
"I got his scalp."
First couple seconds and Wade is being asked bout his trashy floor 😭
I’m not surprised Mark and Wade are getting married, I mean they are the wheels on the horse after all.
Hehe… I forgot which prop hunt episode that was shit
The wheels on the horse are mark and wade, mark and wade
Great reference 👏🤧
DAYUM
LOVING THIS REFERENCE
When Mark held up the plastic bag, Firework immediately popped into my head ROFL
The first thought that shot through my head was "garbage" 💀
At first my first thought was garbage but when mark said “do you ever feel like a plastic bag” that’s when my head was going like “Do you ever feel like a plastic bag
Drifting through the wind” like 😭😭😭
Its official! So happy for Elmo and the knife ❤️
Listening to the podcast audio only and then coming here to see the visual gags is definitely something I am immensely looking forward to, absolutely hilarious.
Spotify has the whole episode in video form, bro. It’s awesome
@Dark Shibe how do you get it to video on spotify? I'm having trouble
@@meganzinsmeyer8123 same, its just a black screen when I try to watch it on spotify
Love how mark looked around the room for anything he could use and found a plastic bag, then immediately pulled up a knife
Bobs laugh will never not be infectious
I better see lots of love for Bob's beautiful very accurate singing
Bob killed it. Katty has been silent since he dropped those vocals
I lost it when Wade pulled out the scalp
3:55 the face of a man who’s so excited to be married to Wade in a month 😂
Idk why but my subconscious brain saw the thumbnail and title and thought for a fraction of a second: “Oh, good for them.”
“I have a knife”
“I have his SCALP”
I swear I just spit out my soda 😂
I READ “mark…are getting married” AND I THOUGHT THE DAY FINALLY CAME MY PARENTS WERE GONNA GET MARRIED
The way Mark said “I have a knife!” just sounds so dangerous 😂
Oh my god this reminded me of how my brother suddenly called my mom and said "ME AND MIKE (Mike is his friend) ARE GETTING MARRIED!" And all of us were so fucking confused we thought he was drunk at first, because that was all he said and then he hung up
Did... did they actually get married???
@@cherrycanary307 no but it would have been interesting. Cause I'm pretty sure only his buddy is into guys.
I love this podcast, this is amazing. And I love how Bob is I’m charge of this one. I love it! 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I never laughed so hard before in my life. I'm crying 😂😂😂 those props are perfect!! Definitely needed that laugh 😁😁😁 now I need to practice breathing again 😂😂😂
I fucking love wade. He’s jus a cute wholsome man.
I hope Mark and Wade are having a wonderful marriage, as it has now been one month.
Wade and Mark holding up the Mark props made me laugh hysterically
Bob I spy a Lixian plushie on your shelf!
I initially thought this was goin to be Mark and Wade announcing that they were getting married to their significant others, but then I remembered that Wade was already married, so I just spent the first minute or two confused
Such a great episode guys! 👏👏👏
I can just hear in Marks mind and his face shows his obvious horror: "WAIT WHAT WTF BOB I DIDNT AGRER TO THIS"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I read the title, and my brain was "oh again?" XD
the knife caught me off guard, i lost it
Omg this was amazing. I still have to finish the video but this part was amazing. 0:55 and through to this part 1:38 so funny.
Eggs left in the living room, that reminded me when I accidentally left milk on the kitchen side for 3 days after it's expiring date and I DRANK IT ON ACCIDENT! 🤢
"The floor of your office is littered with the bodies of your streaming career."
Boiled eggs… left out.. FOR WEEKS?
I instantly started singing Firework when the que was triggered
The moment the plastic bag was brought up Firework was the first thing in my head. Then when it actually became part of the bit I was like holy sht. They may like her or they might not but at least she finally got a mention.
@@loganpumfrey same ugandan
Wade looks like my history teacher
Yknow, they could’ve also just held 3 fingers upright for Wade and flipped em upside down for Mark. Tho Mark with a knife is memeable so I’m not complaining
I had no idea mark accidentally doxxed himself! :O
but also why am I not surprised?
This podcast gets better and better. 👍
Bring the podcast back to youtube!
Such pretty brides to be!
I am a leaf on the wind. -Wash
I am a plastic bag in the wind. -Wade
No, you are a brick in the ocean. -Me
The kind of friendship I want:
Hey Mark I don't know how often you check this but....here lately it's been a tough month...had alot of memories and just bad shit happen. You guys should do a topic and discuss men's mental health and awareness to it on a episode. I have struggled alot with my own demons and dark places...have almost come close to ending it a couple of times as well....I have a family and am married but somehow the feeling just won't disappear.....I would love to hear this topic come up on your podcast and see if you guys can talk about it. Anyways man thank you to all of you for always making me laugh in my darkest days.
Hey man, i genuinely hope it gets better for you, i know what its like to have that feeling even when you should be the happiest you've ever been. I can't say it gets better necessarily, because i don't know the entirety of your situation, but i can forward what a previous therapist said to me: "it could get better. And if it doesn't, you already know what the worst feels like." Sending compassion 💛
1:41 .....WANTING TO START AGAIN-
Now, I need to find this livestream-
Same
Spotify
Distractible the cooking show would be great, amateurs-to-experience, everyone cooking the same thing, a basic recipe then a tricky recipe. Chicken and dumplings is my choice or pizza lol
commenting here as I can't on spotify
Congratulations to Bob for being a father. You're gonna be amazing father to your little muyskerm. Lol. 😉👶👨👩👦
I need a full version of Bob singing "Firework".
I was so happy u brought back full episodes and now they're gone again... Some were even deleted.. I love u guys, and business and all that, but NOOOOOOOO. They got me through work everyday, I enjoy them on TH-cam exclusively... Sry, I just noticed, I'm done complaining now😢
I wish the thumbnail artists were credited in the description :((, I rlly want to see more of their stuff
God finally all my fantasies have come true!🤣
Dude I recently had to shave my bears for work, and I hate having hair, so I'm jealous of Wade's aesthetic
"I have his scalp'
-Wade 🤣
Does anyone know what happened to the 1 hour long podcast videos?, All I see are 3 minute clips now
I think they're on a diff Channel /now
I’m calling it. Wadeiplier is here!
This reminds me of drunk Minecraft when bob and mark married and wade met molly on the server
Im only 52 seconds in and I’m already smiling. Thanks for cheering me up boys 🥹💜
What happened? Why did they take down all the full videos?
Loved this! But not going to lie I kind of miss the cute little animated faces 🤣
They didn't get the lyrics right, but I'm loving it!
Do you think wade sometimes puts on the wig to keep his thoughts warm?
1:03 this part caught me off guard
They played that song at my grandmothers funeral!
First time I'm seeing the video this whole time I thought bob's voice was wade's
You’re not the only one. I promise 😅
what i want to know as a newer fan is when was that livestream and is it still available somewhere?
I love that they're getting lesbian-married in the thumbnail
Im curious about the livestream they were talking about
Why can't I see the podcasts? The videos aren't there.
I've been waiting for this DAY!!!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰 IT'S *T.I.M.E*
I'll plan it... It needs to be streamed for wade... It needs to be electrifying for Mark
And it needs to be a struggle cause they are both "secret" Masochists ❤️
It's gonna be great!
A FEW WEEKS?? What do you mean a few weeks lmaooo
I do wanna ask why the episode got removed and reposted for some reason…just curious
Me: I only watch high quality content
The content:
Me: .......thats what i said ✨✨
What happened to the yt playlist of distractable? Its just gone
im so curious about how mark doxxed himself lol
I'm gonna be honest: I had no idea what to expect.
Best channel for chaos 30/10 would recommend to watch
Love you guys 🥰
Congrats so proud for you bros
LOL funny Distractible I liked this Podcast video clip yes!!!!👍😅
3 words that don’t belong in the same sentence
But why mark did you take all the main episodes off TH-cam? :(
It’s Spotify’s fault as part of the deal they alone have the rights to the full episodes 😢
If that's the case then Fuck Spotify
Now I'm forced to download Spotify? 😑
Don’t tell Amy
What happened to all the other distractable videos?
Word. I'm sad😢
@@unclepitch they are still up on spotify but its annoying to deal with ads on there
OMG BOB HAS BLUE EYES?????!!! I had no idea?
Really wish you guys had warned us before you took away the podcast from youtube *again.* Not all of us can use spotify. This was the only way I could listen.
L
The podcast is also on other places
@@assass5814 And none of them work for me. TH-cam was the only one that would load without issues, unfortunately.
@@TheMuffinBurgler man what the hell are you using
It's back to Spotify I guess. I would just rather listen on TH-cam personally. Oh well much love
What happened to the actual podcast stuff why is it all clips
because they had a contract with Spotify?
@@marthmallow7420 ohhhh thx, but that kinda sucks, now I gotta buy a Spotify thing. Can't give up my addiction xD
@@Jurgennot Distractible is still free even with video :)
@@marthmallow7420 hell to the yeah 🤘🤘
Still preferred watching here... Oh well, cheers boys
Mark: ADHD be like…. (I feel you btw Mark. I have it too! I 😂😂😂)
its kinda weird cuz i have watched markiplier for a long time and have known about bob and wade but never really watched their content, but i loooove their podcast and the moment they got camara on the pod i found wade much more likebale, for some reason i diddnt really found him all that funny compared to the others in the podcast but now i find all of them on the same level of funny, its weird but they are great all of them
why do they look like they aged.. why all for sudden do I feel old
Does anyone know if they'll bring back full episodes of Distractible and GMFST on youtube?
Lixian plushie!
You sassy clickbait ❤
Watching at x2 speed ✌
whats the point of staying sub to this channel if there's no podcast posted anymore. only clips and bits and announcement
Word
seeing this from other comments but apparently spotify has the right to the full episodes and they can't post it here anymore, dont know how that works
plus some people just want to revisit their favourite parts instead of going through the whole thing
@@moon16879 that sucks. and if people want to stay on a bits-and-pieces channel then they can do whatever they want.
I still don't see the point of staying. I joined for the podcast, I don't get the podcast so I leave. it's simple.
Would you still sit in a restaurant when the cook tells you they don't have anything you want? Some people go there for the newspaper, socializing thing, heat/wi-fi... I go there to eat a meal. and if I can't get the meal, I don't go there. Doesn't change anything for the others.
"exclusivity" sucks. big time. I don't want spotify so i'm not getting spotify. If the podcast aren't here then... I won't stay here. Sorry for bothering you.
@Prinny Dood you're totally right, I was just trying to say why other people would still stick around you know?
but it definitely sucks that things work like that i definitely dislike spotify and dont plan on touching it, yet i also would love to continue accompanying the boys
So is distractible done now and just doing shorts?
its not done, they just cant upload the full episodes because of spotify apparently at least thats what the comments here say
@@moon16879 Ohhhhh i see i see
Oh hi Mark
Love it
wade has sad eyes