Things Runners NEVER Say

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  • @thedolenorway
    @thedolenorway 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    "I actually think injury prevention through stretching, strength training and foam rolling is the best part of the running experience"

  • @alexandrabicknell5308
    @alexandrabicknell5308 5 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    *coming up to home on end of run*....”My watch says I’ve run 9.99 miles. Oh well, that’s 10 miles rounded up - I’ll stop now”

    • @runningchannel
      @runningchannel  5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      🤣 Nope!!

    • @daniduc
      @daniduc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Alexandra Bicknell 🤣🤣never happened on the history of the world!!!

    • @howard4431
      @howard4431 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i’ve done that on a 7 mile run lol

    • @heidiwood3142
      @heidiwood3142 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg yes hahaha this one

    • @salemr2088
      @salemr2088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aaaaaand then you just run in small circles until you hit an even number!

  • @AngusMcMaiden89
    @AngusMcMaiden89 5 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    I already ran in those shorts yesterday, I definitely can’t wear them again today

    • @Renee-Heal-The-Eagle
      @Renee-Heal-The-Eagle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      #facts

    • @headphonic8
      @headphonic8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      well the shorts lining is basically underwear. nasty to wear again without washing

    • @rice1298
      @rice1298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      headphonic8 Wait, you guys don’t wear underwear when you are running? A guy thing?

  • @robbarker1446
    @robbarker1446 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Hi guys. I’ve got to share this with you. Two years ago I could hardly walk across the room or sleep all night in a bed because three of my disks disintegrated. After a lot of hard work and painful treatment 10 weeks ago I started C25K. I came across your videos, and seriously it became part of my recovery/training package. Today I completed my first full nonstop 5K run. To say I’m exsstattc is an understatement. So thank you for being part of my recovery I’m now officially a runner xx

    • @runningchannel
      @runningchannel  5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This is so amazing Rob! Makes us so happy. Well done! 👍👏

    • @brandenbolt5573
      @brandenbolt5573 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well done rob, I remember how it felt to Finnish a 5km for the first time - euphoria !!!!.
      You'll get the same feeling doing a 10km for the first time, but you'll be more sore, and tired which dampens the euphoric feeling - but you'll keep searching for that achievement' high ' feeling time and time again through Personal bests! PB's. You are a runner! Welcome to the club :)

    • @Morfeusm
      @Morfeusm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YAY, welcome to the runner family Rob!

    • @LuxAeterna22878
      @LuxAeterna22878 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice! That's one hell of an achievement.

  • @edwilson5416
    @edwilson5416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    'That race went perfectly. I couldn't have executed it any better.'

  • @casual.runner
    @casual.runner 5 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    one pair of shoes is definitely more than enough

  • @drmjd4385
    @drmjd4385 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    The "I Lov-Lov-Lov-Love running around the same block over an over again" has me dead LMAO

  • @heidiwood3142
    @heidiwood3142 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "Na, id rather not discuss how much i love running and what i get out of it and how therapeutic and meditative and satisfying it is...id rather keep my love for running to myself..."

  • @mickymc30
    @mickymc30 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    “ oh look there’s no queue for the port a loo “ ... and “ I’m glad I was running into a headwind for most of the ten miles as this will really increase my leg strength “ .. great vid as always 👍

    • @runningchannel
      @runningchannel  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha! Great additions! 🤣🤣 Thanks for watching 🙌

  • @malcoop8160
    @malcoop8160 5 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Doesn't matter if it doesn't record on Strava

    • @runningchannel
      @runningchannel  5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😱

    • @tarzyjane
      @tarzyjane 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh man say that 100000 more times

    • @jayvonpryor1956
      @jayvonpryor1956 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Whats strava i hear runnets talk about it but i dont think theres one in my area

    • @peeroo5023
      @peeroo5023 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jayvonpryor1956 Its a running app

  • @pobg
    @pobg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    "I'm no going for a pb at the parkrun this week, I'm just going to enjoy it"

    • @runningchannel
      @runningchannel  5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ha. Yes!

    • @bliss__44
      @bliss__44 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I tried to just enjoy my run yesterday but I couldn't help myself. 😅

  • @RunWithDrHowey
    @RunWithDrHowey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    "I'm glad this dog is chasing me, because I'm sure they are just friendly as the owner says..."

    • @199019852007
      @199019852007 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      A common problem in my area of Barking and Dagenham

    • @rubyorchard5179
      @rubyorchard5179 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes one of those broke my arm last year !! Arnt they great!!!

    • @MrDarkKobe24
      @MrDarkKobe24 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "He definitely won't swoop in right in front of me causing me to break both of my knees."

  • @richroylance4630
    @richroylance4630 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I'm glad I skipped the bathroom before the race.

  • @byronkelly2
    @byronkelly2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I always trust a fart when I run longer than 15km

  • @joelgriffitts1385
    @joelgriffitts1385 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "I run my easy days too easy."

  • @neilryan666
    @neilryan666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "This is the fastest I'll ever be. No point doing anymore running."

  • @wolfsrule100
    @wolfsrule100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    “I’m so glad it’s raining and windy today. Running conditions are ideal!”

    • @LukasSkate2
      @LukasSkate2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I really love to run if it rains cats and dogs, nobody is out there and it's like a big adventure, every time I get excited like a little kid on Christmas day :)

    • @boneythelynx8884
      @boneythelynx8884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LukasSkate2 yep me too, and splashy puddles every where

  • @rachelwarren2533
    @rachelwarren2533 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "That race course at the weekend was too flat - so boring"

  • @Qieth
    @Qieth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I audibly laughed out loud at "I should do that hill again..!" 🤣

    • @capacityex8440
      @capacityex8440 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ...unfortunately . . this is something i always say.

    • @runningchannel
      @runningchannel  5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hills are our friends 🤣

    • @jamesthomas2196
      @jamesthomas2196 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same here, hill running is great strength training. Many fun hours spent running sandy hills in Newlands corner.

    • @mxsseyruns6442
      @mxsseyruns6442 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Qieth bro that was so funny 😂

    • @Alex.1739
      @Alex.1739 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Qieth train hard, race easy

  • @NDfan121
    @NDfan121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "I'm sure this shin pain will go away"

    • @runningchannel
      @runningchannel  5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ...on its own without doing any stretching or seeing a medical professional! 🤣

  • @WatcherofVideosSometimes
    @WatcherofVideosSometimes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "I haven't had a single injury in the buildup to this race. Lucky me!"

  • @RunnerKao
    @RunnerKao 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    This video is hilarious! One thing I will never say is "I am faster than all of you suckers!"

  • @CAProductionsHD
    @CAProductionsHD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “I have wayyy too many medals!” Said no runner ever Haha

  • @mikemckinney7031
    @mikemckinney7031 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I'm going to run one of those, 5K Marathons this weekend. ;)

  • @smellypasty
    @smellypasty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I’m perfectly ok with that cyclist sneaking up on me without ringing their bell!

  • @MrMondeoST220
    @MrMondeoST220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    “I’m more than happy with my current PBs”

    • @runningchannel
      @runningchannel  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Spot on 😂

    • @andrewferguson640
      @andrewferguson640 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Weirdly Kieran, I am. My parkrun pb is about 2 mins faster than I can do now and I am actually ok with that.

    • @7thewitness
      @7thewitness 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "probably" only Bekele

  • @peterclark2865
    @peterclark2865 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That race photo one had me in stitches especially after seeing my GNR pics 😂😂

    • @runningchannel
      @runningchannel  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ha! We love a dodgy race photo

  • @NegyedMisi
    @NegyedMisi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "I don't need a new watch." 😂

  • @BlakeMcTavishe
    @BlakeMcTavishe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “I think I might just do that hill again.” As a beginner trail runner this sentence has become my training motto.

  • @lostman65
    @lostman65 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    the best one is the "i look great in that running photo" ...

  • @parttroll1
    @parttroll1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This time I’m going to follow that running plan

  • @robbarker1446
    @robbarker1446 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    🤣🤣🤣 OMG I’m turning into a runner 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️. Loved the video thanks guys x

  • @shzd3697
    @shzd3697 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I can’t be bothered with the goodie bag at the end of the race I will leave it for the amateurs x

    • @runningchannel
      @runningchannel  5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ‘You can keep your free race t shirt’ 🤣

  • @charli4054
    @charli4054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I always run at my scheduled time." :)

  • @IsMiseAnthony
    @IsMiseAnthony 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “I’m going to go light on the post reach refeshments, only a bite or two”

  • @bouffon1
    @bouffon1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    How about a clip concerning carb loading / low carbs? Might be time now...

  • @I_0..0_I
    @I_0..0_I 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The "i think i am going to run that hill again" and "my injury is going to make me a better runner" cracked me up :D and then came "the chafing is just a nice tickle" ahahahah

  • @gouldennugget9978
    @gouldennugget9978 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wow a mountain!!!! This will make the home parkrun hill easy, lucky me!!!

  • @kayarts3665
    @kayarts3665 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “I don’t really want a shower after that run”

  • @jackwhitehead406
    @jackwhitehead406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I totally love it everytime someone honks at me when they are driving by"

  • @crazebike
    @crazebike 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "My shoes never gets squelchy and always stays fresh and dry during the run" :D thanks to all your videos guys...

  • @oscarchadwick6074
    @oscarchadwick6074 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    What I would never do, is telling someone to slow down in a race. Especially if I don’t know them.

    • @mirekkowalski2284
      @mirekkowalski2284 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well I wouldn't tell that either however the following sentence came to my mind a few times: "If you slow down a little I promise I will cross finish line after you".

  • @LuxAeterna22878
    @LuxAeterna22878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I LOVE the feeling of running into the wind!"

  • @TrysilBoy
    @TrysilBoy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Nice and steady today - don't dash off and leave me at the end" - as said person puts on a sprint at the end and disappears into the distance...

  • @theraveman01212
    @theraveman01212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So glad I can see my watch screen so easily in the sunlight.

  • @waynehearne5498
    @waynehearne5498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “I really love all these aches and pains after a long run this is why I love running”

  • @johnbrown5897
    @johnbrown5897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The London marathon ballot 😂😂

  • @joelgriffitts1385
    @joelgriffitts1385 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There's a little confusion in this comment thread between things runners would never say, and things runners always say but they're lying through their teeth...Former: "I love running in the heat!" Latter: "I'll be running this weekend's parkrun just for the enjoyment."

  • @snakey973
    @snakey973 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    " running isnt a real sport"
    That could get you punched

  • @lisadobbelaere4661
    @lisadobbelaere4661 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Watched this as I was foam rolling and died when I heard “My IT band feels GREAT!”😂😅☠️

  • @MokeleMbembeLives
    @MokeleMbembeLives 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love you guys so much. Stay awesome!

  • @barefootbeachrunner9498
    @barefootbeachrunner9498 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Ive got enough running shirts😂

  • @alisonsezonov1420
    @alisonsezonov1420 ปีที่แล้ว

    So true. I love medals. Even participation or finishing medals are so good. I think there would be runners protesting the streets without a free medal, t-shirt or novelty gift for completing a 'fun' run!! I love all the free race stuff. Who said who can have too many drink bottles!

  • @GinnyBerch
    @GinnyBerch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was fantastic 😂

  • @heggybhoy82
    @heggybhoy82 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love these videos 👍

  • @hannahcollardgray4448
    @hannahcollardgray4448 ปีที่แล้ว

    My favourite from one of the marshals on a 10k race I did last year: at 5k “keep running you’re nearly finished” in the humid June weather. To put it lightly I was singularly unimpressed by that comment.

  • @AmyK007
    @AmyK007 ปีที่แล้ว

    We never say “oh I’d better slow down because someone at work told me that running is bad for your knees.”

  • @denbriggs82
    @denbriggs82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I actually love Queuing for the portaloos on race day.

  • @tiarunsxc9863
    @tiarunsxc9863 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    My, my. Don’t you just love when it snows during an XC meet, such fun!

  • @pedrob8787
    @pedrob8787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    'i love getting my achilles stamped on on race day and dont mind the runner doesnt say sorry' 🤔🙈🤣

  • @leonardmilcin7798
    @leonardmilcin7798 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I would love to do couple more of those intervals"
    "I think I am running too much"
    "Hi honey, I would love to slow down for you so that we can finish our next 10k charity run together!"

  • @earthquakemagoon2505
    @earthquakemagoon2505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I don't feel like doing intervals today". "The treadmill is so much easier". "I'm not going to run this morning, the Tour de France is on". "I don't NEED to warm up, I don't have that problem". "I always eat high fiber cereal before running and NEVER have any stomach issues".

  • @stevequinnell4112
    @stevequinnell4112 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol - I'm a serial London ballot reject too. Great channel, thank you!

  • @rachaellouise2666
    @rachaellouise2666 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I lolled at 'I'm expecting to get into London through the ballott'

  • @richardhutchinson655
    @richardhutchinson655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I don't have a favorite medal!"

  • @GreyJedi17
    @GreyJedi17 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The upper body work is spot on

  • @meganrosbury3504
    @meganrosbury3504 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a non-UK based runner I actually had to google Parkrun

  • @dolphins19671
    @dolphins19671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I really fancy doing a hill session tonight.

  • @mjowsey
    @mjowsey ปีที่แล้ว

    Running negative splits feels natural and easy, especially when you start running!

  • @ryanyap8859
    @ryanyap8859 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “I’ll never buy a pair of running shoes at retail price.”

  • @yongdongyou3128
    @yongdongyou3128 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am definitely keeping my mouth shut when a colleagues are talking about 1/2 marathon.

  • @daniduc
    @daniduc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Okay I literally loled this whole video! “ILove running behind slow moving pedestrians” 😂 the chafing screaming killed me! 🤣🤣 seriously tho: you guys are rocking the mix of good tips and tutorials, interviews and humor! Gonna buy a T-shirt just because you are amazing!

    • @runningchannel
      @runningchannel  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We love you too Daniel 🙌 thanks so much for your support!

    • @daniduc
      @daniduc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@runningchannel Just got "Comparsion is the thief of joy" t-shirt, because... it is :D

    • @runningchannel
      @runningchannel  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Awesome 😎

  • @googletookmyoriginaluserna4182
    @googletookmyoriginaluserna4182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I have plenty of running shoes...

    • @runningchannel
      @runningchannel  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pahahaha!! There are not enough running shoes in all of the world!

  • @britishcandy22
    @britishcandy22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It’s no big deal if i don’t meet my goals

  • @jeffhusman
    @jeffhusman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I am pacing my friend at this half marathon race... I just take it easy

    • @runningchannel
      @runningchannel  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha! Oh yeh. The downplayer...

  • @bazwillrun
    @bazwillrun 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:29...looks remarkably like "Look Mum no Hands" hipster cycle cafe in Old Strret !!.

  • @LittleMrsW
    @LittleMrsW 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The chafing one really got me! 😂 Also...we don't have park runs where I live.

  • @AS-kt5zw
    @AS-kt5zw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Im not going to run today."

  • @darrenquin5682
    @darrenquin5682 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Never run the hill again. hope you guys are ok love darren xx

    • @runningchannel
      @runningchannel  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha! Hills are our friends! 😂

  • @kly1026
    @kly1026 ปีที่แล้ว

    “I wish there were more people running this race”

  • @garethanthonyclark4879
    @garethanthonyclark4879 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "If I cant win Parkrun, I am not going!"😂

  • @BA51M
    @BA51M 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I had enough water"

    • @runningchannel
      @runningchannel  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Absolutely perfectly hydrated. No problems here.

  • @HaoTran-zu2of
    @HaoTran-zu2of 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hahahahaha love this video... Hahahahah. Thank you for sharing!!!

  • @_dan_here_
    @_dan_here_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    As a runner. I don’t think running is a sport at all. It’s the most basic and direct way to be a fit person, it’s exercise for the sake of exercise. It’s enjoyable at times, but it’s no where near a sport - unless you’re competing it’s the same level as going to the gym.

  • @Alex.1739
    @Alex.1739 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "It doesnt bother me at all Ive just been gapped by that MV60"

  • @andrewferguson640
    @andrewferguson640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “You spent how much on your trainers!?”

  • @coachpeita
    @coachpeita 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love this video 🙌🏼 That world major entry fee is so expensive, I’m going to give it a miss

  • @josiegjackson
    @josiegjackson 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love my parkrun PB 29.02, especially when its seconds is not far off the minutes. (URGH!!!!!! 2 seconds!) (love your channel and still haven't beaten it yet and it's the run when I say I'm not going for a PB!)

  • @thatedsrunner8703
    @thatedsrunner8703 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I planned the length of that route perfectly! Now I don't have to run up and down the street, or walk an annoyingly long way to get back home!"

  • @Alex.1739
    @Alex.1739 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This definitely won't wreck/cause arthritis in my knees in later life

  • @jamesBFC1887
    @jamesBFC1887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "11.97 kilometres? That's close enough"

  • @jamesnewitt1960
    @jamesnewitt1960 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love walking downstairs the day after a marathon.

  • @andrewhelms1373
    @andrewhelms1373 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I disagree with the point about short shorts. Personally I think they're quite fashionable and really once you run in them once, there's no going back to knee length.

  • @TheArkique
    @TheArkique 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    It’s so nice out today! I definitely don’t need any sunscreen!

  • @davidtugyi4536
    @davidtugyi4536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I definitely don't need to overtake that slower guy

  • @karmayongjong5767
    @karmayongjong5767 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Guilty here. I never thought running/biking were real sports. For me, they were like doing pushups. Played a lot of soccer and basketball growing up. Now that I am older(38) and don't do sports anymore, it's become more convenient for me to call it sports

  • @trevorhayes5414
    @trevorhayes5414 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love the London Marathon ballot one! The drink spray was classic. Been trying for 5 yrs and no luck yet. (& it wont be next year as missed the ballot cutoff!!!) Come on 2021! :-)

  • @adamchapman3358
    @adamchapman3358 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This channel only talks about running!? I would never subscribe

    • @runningchannel
      @runningchannel  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha...we see what you did there! 😂

  • @freshappleseed6966
    @freshappleseed6966 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:29 *Jamison Michael*

    • @TheSilentRoar
      @TheSilentRoar 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Elite jogger. But no longer.