Imagine each max HP adding +1 kg to the character weight. I mean it would make sense, like one with apparitions or after Vampires(?) event, being lighter, somewhat ethereal even. And there's this boi.
so this deck can oneshot with aoe, has infinite block, infinite damage, infinite energy infinite scaling, and gains 12 maxhp per fight to pilot it, you need to actively avoid killing every enemy on turn 1 oh, and statuses only make it better it`s an okay deck, i`ve seen stronger
@@10503. necronomicurse, feel no pain, smoke all other cards go to mindbloom and take money buy blue candle, tungsten rod and charon ashes at the next shop(obviously)
Everyone: -Sees video title, sees rare card rewards from whale. "I know where this is going" Jorbs: -Yeets his starting relic out the window. "Why get one when I could get two"
That infinite was so fast to set up! I have seen Jorbs spend loads of turns to set an infinite up but with this deck he had it in like 2 or 3 turns... Amazing, never thought about those interactions... :)
"We go here for max health, but we go this way if we're sensible people trying to win a run... Am I a sensible person?". Don't know why but thats super funny to me.
1:48:20 except that, y'know, it's the only relevant thing to talk about when you have 700 block and infinite damage/mitigation per turn on the final boss fight, what about 'winning the run' does it come down to there?
That's crazy, you got two of these wacky runs so close together. Honestly I'm only a couple minutes in and I know I'm about to have a great time watching this lol
ironclad goes to the local golden corral, starring jorbs. man corral doesnt seem like it should be pronounced that way. anyways, big gulps huh? welp, see ya later
Are we gonna ignore the fact he ate the book of stabbing? Edit:also the giant head? What are this guys teeth made of? Edit 2:aand the transient,this guy has an anomaly for his digestive track.
Lol. At the beginning of the run, Jorbs was really slipping (haven’t seen past Act 1 yet). Here’s my thought process throughout the run. *Beginning of Act 1* : Wow. Insane Pandora’s Box and Floor 1 Dual Wield! *Middle of Act 1* : THAT AKABEKO THO!! *End of Act 1* : This is looking mighty promising. *Start of Act 2* : What will the birds be like? *Middle of Act 2* : Birds are ez. Take the fights you maniac! *End of Act 2* : I’m so mad you didn’t take the Limit Break! You already had Med-kit! *Start of Act 3* : Game’s too EZ. *Middle of Act 3* : RECKLESS CHARGE INFINITE! *End of Act 3* : So Sad no Donu Deca...😢. *Act 4 Elites* : Mango Dream is Dead... *The Heart* : But he still manages to do it! 😎 306 HP.
The YMCA has nothing to do with American pride or anything like that. It’s about how it was a safe space for gay men in a time when it was not socially acceptable.
Say It Ain't So deals with the singer's trauma caused by his alcoholic father, and how his stepfather's (healthy) drinking habits trigger those painful memories. I can certainly see why you would consider that inappropriate for kids, but honestly, I think there are songs that could be a lot worse. Besides, the traumatic memories the song processes are from when the singer was the age or even younger than that kid at camp. I suspect a lot of the nuance of the lyrics would be lost on a kid that age, but I don't think it's problematic to introduce a kid that age to the concept of trauma, triggers, and recovery. Who know's when they're gonna need that konwledge?
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Jorbs: Has 300 Health and could probably build any deck he wants
Also Jorbs: Time to go daze, block infinite idiots
Very impressive, but I once got Ironclad's HP to 0 in 10 turns in floor 1. Beat that.
How did you manage THAT?!
Oh yeah what accention level?
Lmao actually happened when the game bugged for a while and you got the couple of enemies from act 2 instead of the normal starting oned
@@v0ldy54 im just picturing floor 1 muggers stealing all my shit.
How that is impossible, you're obviously hacking
And no singing bowl... just imagine the possibilities.
Or darkstone periapt, or any of the direct max health relics.
Thanks Mushroom Cube
Or Shuriken.
Imagine each max HP adding +1 kg to the character weight. I mean it would make sense, like one with apparitions or after Vampires(?) event, being lighter, somewhat ethereal even. And there's this boi.
Every fight he would have a 10% chance to have a heart attack, taking 50% of his hp
"I'm wondering if I play the run or not." 😆
chat repeatedly saying "he can't keep getting away with this" after every perfect pick up is the funniest part
Just casually finish the heart with 728 block and 306 health.
See the ironclad claims to be hellbent on revenge but he's not, that's a mistranslation, he's just really hungry.
Jorbs: "Didn't you upload this run yesterday?"
Me: "Yep and imma watch this one too"
so this deck can oneshot with aoe, has infinite block, infinite damage, infinite energy infinite scaling, and gains 12 maxhp per fight
to pilot it, you need to actively avoid killing every enemy on turn 1
oh, and statuses only make it better
it`s an okay deck, i`ve seen stronger
What’s the strongest deck you’ve ever seen?
can you teach us this power
@@10503. did you miss that he was being sarcastic, or did you ignore it and are genuinely curious if hes seen a better one?
@@10503. necronomicurse, feel no pain, smoke all other cards
go to mindbloom and take money
buy blue candle, tungsten rod and charon ashes at the next shop(obviously)
The Shivering Veil oh yeah, that is a really strong deck, it can probably beat 100 exploders without attacking them
I just finished watching the 253HP video and this pops up...
same
I was just trying to find that video again to finish watching it and accidentally clicked on this one.
Can't wait for tomorrow's 450hp
Imagine taking apparitions and ending with 153 hp. Jesus
Wait, Jorbs, didnt you upload this run yesterday?
Happy to be of service.
Hoping to see that comment
Everyone: -Sees video title, sees rare card rewards from whale. "I know where this is going"
Jorbs: -Yeets his starting relic out the window. "Why get one when I could get two"
That infinite was so fast to set up! I have seen Jorbs spend loads of turns to set an infinite up but with this deck he had it in like 2 or 3 turns... Amazing, never thought about those interactions... :)
Corruption is a hell of an enabler for tons of different strategies
Eat the Spire. Ironclad's Kitchen Nightmares.
Jorb 258hp Ironclad:Who are you?
Jorb today: I'm you, but better!
This thumbnail is art.
I love every time Jorbs debates playing well or going for max HP because the video title tells me the answer every time
Imagine Jorbs say these lines in Act3 :
"I am the Spire Slayer, and I Can Do Whatever The Fuck I want."
Sentinel was the unsung hero of this run
The thumbnail artist deserves a raise after this one
I just finished watching the last one. This is insane. :D
"We go here for max health, but we go this way if we're sensible people trying to win a run... Am I a sensible person?". Don't know why but thats super funny to me.
Thumbnail Jorbs on the ball today, 10/10 would monch again
SS+ tier thumbnail
Oh Mr. Jorbs, I wanted so bad for you to not feed on the heart in order to troll chat again.
And here we get a look at Ironclad in its natural habitat
edit : also i think there's a 316 hp run? might as well as wait for that here too
1:48:20 except that, y'know, it's the only relevant thing to talk about when you have 700 block and infinite damage/mitigation per turn on the final boss fight, what about 'winning the run' does it come down to there?
That's crazy, you got two of these wacky runs so close together. Honestly I'm only a couple minutes in and I know I'm about to have a great time watching this lol
This is just what ironclad does for lunch each day
Local streams feeds Feeding America by feeding on everything in sight
1:25:44 did Jorbs just go infinite eith reckless charge and med kit?!
fricking reckless charge op
Dark embrace is op
51:50 "I want all three of these" ... makes me wish there was a YES!! relic that allowed you to take all cards offered
That Ironclad is hungry.
Thumbnails on point!
Well this was CRAZY. best run yet imo
0:35 ah gottem, ggs
2:30 Bold of you to assume those aren’t the same thing
And Reckless Charge was never heard of again...
Not enough block cards? But Jorbs. Feed IS the block card!
an excellent thumbnail
I've never actually seen anyone kill the Transient. That was awesome to watch even if it was a loop.
It's tricky as heck to kill The Transient. I've only managed it once with a Corruption/Dead Branch deck.
Do i go the save paht or the crazy one? Everyone knew the answet.
If only he hadn't sneezed, he could have had 309hp -_-
ironclad goes to the local golden corral, starring jorbs. man corral doesnt seem like it should be pronounced that way. anyways, big gulps huh? welp, see ya later
What a thumbnail
This is probably the only game where if someone says "you are feeding to much" is acutally a good thing.
good thing feed is a block card.
Feed mitigates damage
"Wait, Jorbs. Didn't you upload this run yesterday?"
Are we gonna ignore the fact he ate the book of stabbing? Edit:also the giant head? What are this guys teeth made of? Edit 2:aand the transient,this guy has an anomaly for his digestive track.
Deja vu! I've been in this place before
Block cards? More health is the best block card.
What mods are used here?
Give money to "Feeding Ironclad"
What's the name of the song he was talking about?
say it ain’t so, by weezer
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Hi therealdj1234!
Snacked a Snecko
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When 294 hp Ironclad gives an offering of 6hp, is it really fair that he still gets energy and draw?
Yup, don't fat shame
Lol. At the beginning of the run, Jorbs was really slipping (haven’t seen past Act 1 yet). Here’s my thought process throughout the run. *Beginning of Act 1* : Wow. Insane Pandora’s Box and Floor 1 Dual Wield! *Middle of Act 1* : THAT AKABEKO THO!! *End of Act 1* : This is looking mighty promising. *Start of Act 2* : What will the birds be like? *Middle of Act 2* : Birds are ez. Take the fights you maniac! *End of Act 2* : I’m so mad you didn’t take the Limit Break! You already had Med-kit! *Start of Act 3* : Game’s too EZ. *Middle of Act 3* : RECKLESS CHARGE INFINITE! *End of Act 3* : So Sad no Donu Deca...😢. *Act 4 Elites* : Mango Dream is Dead... *The Heart* : But he still manages to do it! 😎 306 HP.
This run was very stupid and dumb. I mean damn. Just... wow.
... is Jorbs eating enough IRL.... is that why he feeds so much in StP???
i got my first infinite combo today. it felt awesome... and then i immediately squandered it on the next boss. such is the spire, i guess.
The YMCA has nothing to do with American pride or anything like that. It’s about how it was a safe space for gay men in a time when it was not socially acceptable.
Ironchad is the strongest among the 4 playable characters.
I don't think that's close to being true. Pretty sure Watcher is the strongest overall, with Silent being the second.
Say It Ain't So deals with the singer's trauma caused by his alcoholic father, and how his stepfather's (healthy) drinking habits trigger those painful memories. I can certainly see why you would consider that inappropriate for kids, but honestly, I think there are songs that could be a lot worse. Besides, the traumatic memories the song processes are from when the singer was the age or even younger than that kid at camp. I suspect a lot of the nuance of the lyrics would be lost on a kid that age, but I don't think it's problematic to introduce a kid that age to the concept of trauma, triggers, and recovery. Who know's when they're gonna need that konwledge?
57JS2B6YDL2HG if anyone wants to try this seed.
Weird relic idea. If a card in your hand is between two 3 cost cards it costs 0 this turn.
Nice! Could have saved 24 HP from Gremlin Nob by Dual Wielding the 0 cost searing blow!
So you're telling me I've wasted 2 hours watching the other run? Disgraceful.
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Day 4ish of asking jorbs to play terraria