@a person on the internet it's worked good for me, ever since i got optifine my fps has more than doubled. edit: i have done tests for both, and sodium gave me on average 8fps more than optifine.
Hey on one of your testing mods that subscribers made how about instead of speed running the game you speed run getting the ” when pigs fly” achievement it would be interesting I think also love your channel keep doing what you doing
i like your content because you stand out to me for your humor. you’re a genuinely funny person, your jokes always catch me off guard in the best way, keep the good shit up man
At 0:13 when "Real Life" got thrown at the Real Life Minecraft Structure I actually got a fright and jumped in my chair. I have no idea how that got me.
I just had a nightmare, of a fully brown wasp landing on my eye, using it‘s stinger on my eye ball and then laying live larva into thst hole. It‘s 4 am and I won‘t be able to sleep for the next four days. Help me I am considering suicide.
To render faster decrease the samples from the default 4096 to something like 2048, then make sure you are rendering with GPU using either optix or cuss depending on your computer, you can also use the optix denoiser for a more clear image with less noise and mess with the noise threshold setting, if you are really desperate you could change your max light bounces or for instant rendering you could use eevee but it doesn’t have ray tracing until the long anticipated eevee ultra update so it’s not worth it, and then make sure to always use tiles while rendering it’ll make it so that less gpu heavy spots work faster instead of the entire thing taking the same amount of time which is slower, I found 250 to 350 to be the most productive tile size for me. Hope this helps speed up your blender renders!
As an Australian I can confirm that we do have Burger spiders, and they are a common household pest. Mcdonalds australia also serves Burger Spider Burger's and many tourists enjoy the unique flavour of the Burger spider Burger.
The fact that he is perfectly calm throughout his videos honestly scares me.
The two animation door was a no no
th-cam.com/video/j44BfBqvUJk/w-d-xo.html.
@@john8953 dan
E
THIS VIDEO WILL NEVER BE FORGOTEN
The fact that we never see the international space station after he paid that much pains me
It crash
Maybe cause he didn’t actually buy it lol
@@doxive7500 I don't think you understood the joke lol
you mean the GalacticCraft?
its just in space obviously
Realistic Minecraft is somehow both extremely satisfying and oddly disturbing at the same time lol
yep
i love when my pc explodes and make my house catch on fire😎😂
th-cam.com/video/kMco7Gnz7K8/w-d-xo.html
Just Don't miss this :]
Wat are u doing here
I mean, it kinda is!
As someone who renders in blender, those 24-36 hour renders are no exaggeration.
th-cam.com/video/j44BfBqvUJk/w-d-xo.html.
render
in blender
extremely factual.
@@john8953 also, shut
As a new 3d modeller i can safely say it would take 24-36 hours
As an Australian, I can confirm the Burger spiders are literally everywhere. We eat them.
Spiders are delicious, try the lemon ones
@Wx [𝐋!𝐯𝐞]🔞👇 Bloody spambots
Yes very true mate
@@laayiv9449 lol
@Wx [𝐋!𝐯𝐞]🔞👇 why is there ALWAYS butter!?
Jim: Gets 60fps with shaders
Me: gets 20fps in vanilla
Cope
Use optifine or sodium
@Karinn--44 ⤵️🔞 Don't click on this, this is a virus.
@a person on the internet it's worked good for me, ever since i got optifine my fps has more than doubled.
edit: i have done tests for both, and sodium gave me on average 8fps more than optifine.
I got like seven
“This took me 22 days to make and it’s 8 minutes long.” Bro I felt that and for that you get a like lol
as an armenian, none of this couldve been more accurate. truly captured its beauty🥰🥰
are we not even going to bring attention to the fact that he spent 150$ on a png of a space station for a bit
"This looks like a fun place to hang out with your friends and discuss a diverse range of opinions" got me
Same, because you literally get put to death for forgetting to wash the painting of the president that they force you to have in your home.
Amazing video Jim, I can genuinely see you becoming the biggest Minecraft TH-camr within the next few months
th-cam.com/video/j44BfBqvUJk/w-d-xo.html.
Psh, more like the next few days
@@thecomposerchanginggames5250 literally, he’s so goated
I think thats an exaggeration
gotta love that a game over a decade old can still bring the best of technology to its knees
JAVA BE BUNGRY FOR THT RAM BOII
Any bad code could.
Even simple looking math equations could
It’s true, Jim is worth 55 Million USD
550m*
th-cam.com/video/j44BfBqvUJk/w-d-xo.html.
Yep
BOT SHUT UP
dude that trash bin flying by at the beginning literally scared the living shit out of me holy cow
A better title: How to blow up your pc using minecraft?
Use it
I swear
@Karinn--44 ⤵️🔞 what the heck
5:04 him: dowloads mod to clap
Every bedrock player: we are 1000 years ahead of your timeline
Hey on one of your testing mods that subscribers made how about instead of speed running the game you speed run getting the ” when pigs fly” achievement it would be interesting I think also love your channel keep doing what you doing
Really?
@@keiraward3131 face it man
"now we're cooking with gasoline" is a quote I use daily
Remember when JSchlatt said he was replaceable. This guy's literally him. Just not as chaotic.
As an Australian I can confirm that burger spiders exists. Your trying to eat a burger at a restaurant and boom, it’s a spider. So annoying.
3:25
As a Croatian, I can confirm this is exactly what Croatia looks like
Lol im Armenian so I can confirm aswell
I watch a show called Mythbusters, and the quote "I reject your reality and substitute my own" really fits here.
@@TheNothing7777 same! Also nice pfp
ironic
@@Dr_Steal_Computer ye
Hiiii fellow trans sibling
@@Trans_SovietBee hiiiii
"now we're cooking with gasoline" made me audibly laugh.
5:39
Fun fact: the burger monsters are 10 times bigger here in Australia
I really want to see Jim try his hand at RLCraft
2:22 THE VILAGER SHATERS AND FLYIES IN THE AIR!!?
This is definitely the most realistic '"realistic mineceaft" vdeo ever
As an Australian I can confirm burger spider does exist highly dangerous but makes a great pet
3:29 as a croatian, i can in fact confirm that it pretty much does looks like that
As an Armenian, I can also confirm that
yup
I dunno how he came up with Croatia, out of all countries lol
True
I also come from Croatia, and its literaly just like that
Godspeed soldier. You won't be forgotten.
A better title: making Albania in minecraft
Lol
Yes
I can confirm the existence of the burger spider in Australia as I live there
This whole video, I’ve been wondering how you can run it
This whole video, I've been wondering how you buy an account and get clout from it
i like your content because you stand out to me for your humor. you’re a genuinely funny person, your jokes always catch me off guard in the best way, keep the good shit up man
1:08
"Glass Of Water"
yes
Mom can we have a microwave in our house
Mom:we already have microwave at home
Microwave at home: 2:35
me: *just enjoying the video and all the cool mods *
jim, so casually: we got sand that falls _up_
me, completely thrown off guard: 👁👄👁
You should do a collab with Spifey, with both of your combined brains we can create the ultimate mod ever
The video title should be: How to install a block of TNT into your PC, and light it
3:53 yes that exists in Australia, the scientific name, aranae burgelison.
this proved Jim's greatness, he has earned yet another subscriber.
6:41
Him: *zero*
My internet: *zero*
Me: man this sure is *zero*
5:18
and so do i!!
(if you dont get it its from the rickroll lyrics)
bro Jim is definition of chaos and freedom you have my respect
5:10 u straight menace to society😶
BESTT MINECRAFT MAAKER IN REAL LIFE (AXE) th-cam.com/video/EMKhMck05CM/w-d-xo.html&ab_channel=Doitchannel
"The game will become more realistic over time" *becomes drastically less realistic*
0:12 why did that jumpscare me so badly
Love your stuff man
1:39 bruh dont bring me back
I am from Australia and I can confirm that the burger spider does exist.
This whole video, I’ve been wondering how you can run it
(mostly)
Ah yes the smell of a burning pc makes the lava feel even more realistic
0:56 jim morrison
ItsJim Morrison
plot twist: that fire thing on the thumbnail is a photo of my pc after this
It hasen't started yet i feel jim's pc gonna explode so Rip jim's pc
3:54 as an Australian I can say, you right
7 year old me after finding a village in creative: 7:46
3:52 As an Australian, I can confirm that these exist. I live in fear, not knowing when one will strike.
As I am Australian I can 100% confirm that there are burger spiders
"Now that we have the fabric of reality out of the way"
- ItsJim 2022
1:50 *Thats what she said*
Damn
The classical music in the background gives it personality XD
6:22 oh god please no
At 0:13 when "Real Life" got thrown at the Real Life Minecraft Structure I actually got a fright and jumped in my chair. I have no idea how that got me.
first! (lol no one had watched this)
No ur not
YAY I WAS ACTUALLY FIRST
@@Notdwell457 yes I am
@@Notdwell457 yes I am
I just had a nightmare, of a fully brown wasp landing on my eye, using it‘s stinger on my eye ball and then laying live larva into thst hole.
It‘s 4 am and I won‘t be able to sleep for the next four days. Help me I am considering suicide.
Honestly purely based on the effort you put into this, this video is already the best minecraft video I've seen in a long time
imagine needing to try to get 0 fps, i just walk forward and the pc crashs
I lost it when he said:,, we got Sand that falls up"
Bro I’m watching this when it is 22 hours after release
The deadpan delivery is just fantastic
To render faster decrease the samples from the default 4096 to something like 2048, then make sure you are rendering with GPU using either optix or cuss depending on your computer, you can also use the optix denoiser for a more clear image with less noise and mess with the noise threshold setting, if you are really desperate you could change your max light bounces or for instant rendering you could use eevee but it doesn’t have ray tracing until the long anticipated eevee ultra update so it’s not worth it, and then make sure to always use tiles while rendering it’ll make it so that less gpu heavy spots work faster instead of the entire thing taking the same amount of time which is slower, I found 250 to 350 to be the most productive tile size for me. Hope this helps speed up your blender renders!
I zoned out, and when I tuned back in all I heard was "we've got sand that falls up".
2:19 the two villagers cartoonish-ly gave each other a "oh crap" look
2:19 the way those two looked at each other after you lit tnt next to them
When your "frames per second" become "seconds per frame" you have reached peak Minecraft.
this entire video was CHAOS.
and i like it
THAT KERCHUNK AT THE INTRO SCARED ME SO BAD I SINCERELY THOUGHT SOMEONE WAS BAMGING ON MY DOOR???
Love the content! I can see your channel growing :D
god I'm so happy your channel blew up.
“Where others see lag, I see opportunity.”
How is your computer still alive.
Jim- Please, This is the 3rd house you burned down
"We got sand that falls up" made me wheeze my lordy
I can't tell you how many whys I have said during the entire duration of this video. I am horrifically amazed.
I could believe this was real footage of a village being destroyed
Just make the spiders smaller and rounder like the Black Widow.
this is legitimately one of the funniest videos i have seen in a while
I was shocked by the end because I thought it was like 25 minutes long
My guy is back! Wooooo!
This channel is the best thing on the platform I’m crying laughing here
“but he’s likin’ it, eh, he thinks it’s pretty cool!
*just kidding, he’s homeless.* “
this is what going insane feels like it and i love it
When life gives you lemons, you turn Minecraft into what gave you them
3:32 as a croatian i can confirm that is how everithing looks.
As an Australian I can confirm that we do have Burger spiders, and they are a common household pest. Mcdonalds australia also serves Burger Spider Burger's and many tourists enjoy the unique flavour of the Burger spider Burger.
Subcribed from commentary and and hilarity, seriously good job!
wow actually funny n original mc content
rlly liked this, keep it up
Now this is dedication. RESPECT
"Good thing there's nothing else I'm going to add that can get them killed"
"TNT is..."
at 3:25 it just started looking like an ad-ridden free mobile game made in 2014