"nOeL sAiD tHe N wOrD" No I didn't you dummys I said, "and then they gone come here and" referring to the dumb ass healthy spread they put out on the table. Clean your crusty ass ears from your air pod sweat.
"yo i watched hereditary and NO PART of hereditary made me feel what i just felt RIGHT THERE watching TARTAR SAUCE on TRIX CEREAL in MILK get MIXED AROUND" we feel you
6:35 “There is no husband to help you shoulder the stress of raising kids, then you fill that hole with that tartar sauce” I cannot be the only one that took this too literally. I hate my brain.
@@ChiefTJBallout is she overweight? yes. morbidly obese? fuck no. body dysmorphia is a warped perception of ones own body. so yeah. making this woman believe she’s morbidly obese would be contributing to her possibly becoming dysmorphic
JJ lowkey terrifies me with her condescending white woman vibes. imagine being the person who has the misfortune to accidentally mess up her order at Starbucks.
Jayla Seymour you honestly have my deepest sympathies lol. starbucks karens might be one of the worst types of karen. plus, if they order a hot drink, you know they’ll gladly use it as a weapon if you accidentally give them four pumps of caramel instead of five 😂 and god forbid you give them a regular frap if they asked for a skinny 😭
glossy bella I thought he said it when I first heard it lol I’m glad someone cleared it up cause it was messing with my head trying to figure out what he said
When I looked up the ingredients of tartar sauce I was actually surprised, it’s weird to put on everything but it’s basically just mayo with capers and chives. Doesn’t seem too foul on the savory foods at least 🤷♀️ Edit: I changed my mind, I tried to cope but I can’t. Great thanks it’s horrible.
The BMI scale is questionable at best. It barely works for people of average height and weight and muscle mass and body composition; when it comes to everyone else it’s absolute nonsense. The BMI scale doesn’t even take into account the weight of bones and muscle!!! It’s about as valuable as snake oil.
Not actually true. BMI is correlated with a number of health outcomes. It’s true that using a measurement which takes into account how much of that mass is lean would be more useful, but to say that BMI is absolutely nonsense? That’s BS
That confused me too, she wasn't even that fat... I mean, yeah, she's a little chubby, but morbidly obese looks much more different to me. Her face and legs for example look pretty normal. Also, you have to consider she gave birth to two kids, so this also influences your figure. She has an average mom body, in my opinion.
saffy771 This woman looks sort of short but let's just place her at an average height of 5'4". The healthy weight for women that height is 108-132lbs. If she is 208-232+lbs, that's morbidly obese (since she would be 100+ lbs over her healthy weight). And, to be fair, she looks like her weight may hang in that category. Doesn't really matter how it "looks", it matters what it is lol.
@@AngelHxze But you also just estimated her weight based on how she looks...the thing is, we don't know her weight. And of course it also matters how it looks. A morbidly obese body shows in a lot of body fat and looks different than a chubby or "just" a bit overweight body, so you should also be able to see it in the face, on the legs, arms and stomach. I think we definitely can agree on her being overweight, but to me, morbidly obese seems like a bit of a stretch. She doesn't look like someone with 100+ lbs overweight. If you have that much body fat, it shows.
Why is it always the grossest things to be obsessed with? Like, fine I can get liking tartar sauce on fish...what it is made for, but this is just too much. It is never like, "This is Becky and she is obsessed with cake frosting."; it is always, "This is Trailer Trash Tracy and she is obsessed with dip spit and mayonnaise."
Okay but going off the idea this show is actually real, I'm surprised at how thin she actually is considering how many mf calories n shit that it adds to her food (which look heavy and junky on their own ?) and her being a truck driver having her sitting a lot of the time. I eat 1 calorie over 1400 for a like week and gain 15 pounds that fuckin STICK. maybe tartar sauce is actually the secret LMAO
started off my day by binging "cody ko is a cyber bully" videos, then got called a loser by my head chef various times, and am now getting my eyes assaulted by white, bald noel.
I mean, the tartar sauce is fkn gross. But she's not morbidly obese. I mean, she's barely fat. She's not like, dangerously fat. These ppl are dramatic af.
According to her BMI she actually could be morbidly obese. It's less about looks and more ab height and weight ratio. The BMI scale is still fucked tho
I just came back home after being abroad for 5 months straight and I feel so blessed by all the good content adding up to the coziness of returning home home.
I live in Scotland so tartar sauce is served with fish and chips in almost every restaurant I've been too. It's served in a wee bowl and I can't even get through that, let alone a full bottle. Watching this genuinely made me gag.
"nOeL sAiD tHe N wOrD"
No I didn't you dummys I said, "and then they gone come here and" referring to the dumb ass healthy spread they put out on the table. Clean your crusty ass ears from your air pod sweat.
Lmao shut it down quick 👍🏼
Sure Nole, sure. Whatever you say 😉
It don’t even sound like the n word LMAO wtf people be reaching
if anyone deserves an n pass its you noel
Don’t talk about my fucking dirty AirPods
Noel: "It's either real or fake"
Well he's not wrong
cupcake fury r/technicallythetruth
this made me giggle.
Reminds of when they were talking about Epstein on the podcast and Cody said “that either means he killed himself or he didn’t” 😂😂
Saying that is my new jam now.
I’m like
"It's either real or fake"
...yes
Tim Evans but also yes
@@mitchelgreen891 However, at the same time, no
@Brittany Mason I've been over the stats and they are pointing towards no
majiks s all the while several research papers determine yes
I feel blessed not knowing what Tartar sauce tastes like, makes watching this so much easier
Mayo + a lil vinegar + onions. I gag at just mayonaise. So tartar sauce is a big no.
To me it taste like car oil
It's good on fish but that's about it
I like it on French fries but nothing else.
me too. i have no idea what it tastes like and i dont want to find out
"I had a tough time in my childhood. My mom was an addict."
"What was her drug of choice?"
"Tartar sauce.."
that heavy white
How embarrassing
She’s single handidly keeping the tartar sauce industry alive
Tim Evans single handidly*
Senegal handidididily
😂😂 so true. Who even eats that shit without fish and chips??
i lowkey respect that
Because no one not a soul eats that shit dude
just left Cody’s sandwich video because I was called a loser multiply times so let’s hope Noel doesn’t diss me
Eve W HAHA
it’s your fault for saying yes chef
Eve W nerd
Imagine actually saying yes chef
Yes chef
It’s making me nervous that he’s standing
Kelly McKinnon he stands in a lot of them. He’s just moving around so much more you can’t not notice this
He stands in streams because it's easier on his pinched nerve
he seems too tall, we can't handle a tall uncle nole
Didn't we already do this with Cody like a year ago
it’s the roasting position
4:43 when Noel white lady gasped literally clutched his pearls I died
Kobi Bryant this is so funny oh my god😭😭😭😭😭😭
"yo i watched hereditary and NO PART of hereditary made me feel what i just felt RIGHT THERE watching TARTAR SAUCE on TRIX CEREAL in MILK get MIXED AROUND"
we feel you
Not even Charlie's decapitated ant infested head made me scream the way i did when i saw that shit, wnated to throw up my intestines.
"it's either real or fake"
thanks for narrowing it down, nole
Nole
Nole
Nol
Nole
Tim Evans bro shut up
"Its either real or fake"
Schroedinger's sauce
Me, an intellectual: Lol.
Tennis Champ me also and intellectual: yes
Me intelligent also an : yes
I brain smart: agree
Holy shit!! Best comment expressing this sentiment YET!
6:35 “There is no husband to help you shoulder the stress of raising kids, then you fill that hole with that tartar sauce”
I cannot be the only one that took this too literally.
I hate my brain.
Omg yess my brain literally tried to visualize this sentence and I was like wait stop lmao
Ooooh my god
Tim Evans lmao y’all nasty😂
Hahahhaa u so funny lool
Like do you... do you want to be my ...girlfriend? 🤩😍
Jan 1123 yes 😍 hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s my number, so call me maybe: 0048123456969 ;)
9:12
them: let's take her tartar sauce addiction and give her crippling body dysmorphia instead :)
on godddd, that would have triggered me so much, that was hella careless
If you are "crippled" at the idea of losing weight then you've got some serious issues.
@@itb4255 that's not what body dysmorphia means
Waah being called out for being fat waaah
@@ChiefTJBallout is she overweight? yes. morbidly obese? fuck no. body dysmorphia is a warped perception of ones own body. so yeah. making this woman believe she’s morbidly obese would be contributing to her possibly becoming dysmorphic
JJ lowkey terrifies me with her condescending white woman vibes. imagine being the person who has the misfortune to accidentally mess up her order at Starbucks.
I work at a Starbucks and that thought scares me. I've served white girls like thst😂
get thanos snapped on the spot
Jayla Seymour you honestly have my deepest sympathies lol. starbucks karens might be one of the worst types of karen. plus, if they order a hot drink, you know they’ll gladly use it as a weapon if you accidentally give them four pumps of caramel instead of five 😂 and god forbid you give them a regular frap if they asked for a skinny 😭
lucien pavone lmao the thought of a karen having thanos powers is some serious nightmare fuel
She a Karen basically
Cody and Noel uploaded so close in time ON THE SAME DAY.
WE EATIN GOOD
Tartar sauce and Cody making a massive sandwich. Eating good literally
I’m a fat man
@@Revilobs faded chewing drugs like pacman 😩
@@Melaramaa TMG on your walkman
@@rc-tm6zv you aint fuckin with it you can take a walk man
Single moms can have little a tartar sauce as a treat
Sarahcha HHHHHHAAAAAA
Never expected this to be a comment lol
y'all all feel some kind of way when noel stares at the camera?? just me?? ok.
Kirsten Johnson it’s the closest thing to real intimacy I’ve gotten in a very long time so, yeah i feel some type of way.
Eriplane ouch
always😔
Um ok
YES
“It’s either real or fake”
*Hmmm yes, this floor here is made out of floor*
“It’s either real or fake”
That do be the two options huh
Tartar sauce is just fish ranch dressing and nobody can change my mind
No, tartar sauce is a lot more arousing than ranch my guy.
you've never had real tartar sauce then
*bends out of frame*
“D A W G”
N O
watching her put that shit in cereal made me never wanna eat trix again
Mysti's son: 'she could get really sick or die'
Noel: freaks out over cereal
Noel's soul left his body when she did that shit with the cereal, leaving a time stamp here for myself cause it never gets old 4:44
misty can have little a tartar sauce. as a treat
can misty have tartar sauce ?
celine jane - “misty can have a little tartar sauce”
Dr. Dow - “misty can not have any tartar sauce”
Can y'all imagine the smell when they took the lid off of those barrels
"it's either real or fake" damn king, you didn't need to go that hard
Person: is 2 kg overweight
JJ: YoU ArE MoRbiDlY ObeSe
“Click here if you think you can handle big rig Misty’s tartar sauce”
I’m dead 💀💀😂
Link?
I need the fucking link
Nothing makes my day better than a new Noel Miller "React with Chat" straight up
My clitoris is shriveled up and lifeless because my fetus keeps insulting it.
Noel, watch the episode of the woman that eats her boyfriend's ashes.
Bruna Barros eat her boyfriend Whaaaaaaat the faaaaaaaaaaaqqqq🤣🤣
Bruna Barros bro that episode had me so messed up I was like 🤢 the whole time
She really said it tasted like “sand , rotten eggs, and sandpaper”
KG 😳🤢
WHAT
THE MAN SAID 'THEN THEY GONNA COME IN HERE' SWEAR ON G O D
noel isn’t black it’s definitely not his race, also didn’t even sound like the n word
glossy bella I thought he said it when I first heard it lol I’m glad someone cleared it up cause it was messing with my head trying to figure out what he said
Even me, an European, understood him straight away and he did not say the N-word.
“If you can replace a husband with tartar sauce, do you” is the energy I’m bringing to Valentine’s Day 2020
Hey me
I want to say I love Kiio’s editing so much. he dont get enough love
he really said ”it’s either real or fake :0” like there’s any other options lmfaoo
choppa go ratata coulda been real
Could've been free real estate
chaewonn
lydia zhao hello fellow wizone !!
It’s a good day when Cody and Noel post
And Queen Kelsey
Leonardo A she didn’t post today😔
Madison Colon yuuuup
Therapist: it’s okay, white bald noel doest exist. He can’t hurt you!
*white bald noel: **9:41*
Edit: thanks for the clout yall😎
Looks like binging with babish
@@amercya2953 more like Purging
lowkey looks like steve carrel
this made me die and then revived me thank u
Why he look like nick Jonas’s corpse 😂
The dude said and I quote "you fill that hole with tartar sauce" lol
When I looked up the ingredients of tartar sauce I was actually surprised, it’s weird to put on everything but it’s basically just mayo with capers and chives. Doesn’t seem too foul on the savory foods at least 🤷♀️
Edit: I changed my mind, I tried to cope but I can’t. Great thanks it’s horrible.
Aroused...tartar sauce, wow.
You know she’s carrying that around in her own private fish filet.
Wow fishy vagina joke hahaha so funny hahaha so original
the demon under my blanket oh nvm its just my cat Yes that is correct I go for the low hanging fruit every single time.
Tim Evans ha!! 😂👏😂 perfect! Man I miss third grade!
Shut the absolute fuck up 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮
😔😒
i’m no professional but “morbidly obese” seems like a stretch
The BMI scale is questionable at best. It barely works for people of average height and weight and muscle mass and body composition; when it comes to everyone else it’s absolute nonsense. The BMI scale doesn’t even take into account the weight of bones and muscle!!! It’s about as valuable as snake oil.
Bella Smith mmmm snake oil...boy do I love some snake oil
@@theforeverfalling That's so true! People who have lots of muscle mass due to working out sometimes come up as obese on the BMI scale. Ridiculous
I feel like she looks closer to average weight
Not actually true. BMI is correlated with a number of health outcomes. It’s true that using a measurement which takes into account how much of that mass is lean would be more useful, but to say that BMI is absolutely nonsense? That’s BS
7:38 normally I hate it when they waste a bunch of food for these segments but the world can only improve the less tartar sauce is in it
hey there demons, it's me, ya boi true
@@kyrstenmarie Your comment confused me at first but then I figured out "hey there demons, it's me, ya boi" is the name of the guy who commented.
So nobody’s gonna talk about the fact that she said she was “morbidly obese”
RIGHT
It's a term lol- like one step above just "obese".
That confused me too, she wasn't even that fat... I mean, yeah, she's a little chubby, but morbidly obese looks much more different to me. Her face and legs for example look pretty normal. Also, you have to consider she gave birth to two kids, so this also influences your figure. She has an average mom body, in my opinion.
saffy771 This woman looks sort of short but let's just place her at an average height of 5'4". The healthy weight for women that height is 108-132lbs. If she is 208-232+lbs, that's morbidly obese (since she would be 100+ lbs over her healthy weight). And, to be fair, she looks like her weight may hang in that category. Doesn't really matter how it "looks", it matters what it is lol.
@@AngelHxze But you also just estimated her weight based on how she looks...the thing is, we don't know her weight.
And of course it also matters how it looks. A morbidly obese body shows in a lot of body fat and looks different than a chubby or "just" a bit overweight body, so you should also be able to see it in the face, on the legs, arms and stomach.
I think we definitely can agree on her being overweight, but to me, morbidly obese seems like a bit of a stretch. She doesn't look like someone with 100+ lbs overweight. If you have that much body fat, it shows.
I’m here because your boyfriend kept calling me a loser.
Brenda “yes chef!!”
@@joelefrancis8276 right away chef!!
I said yes chef with confidence too😔
Noel likes em "mature"
“imagine if she puts that sauce on her mans before they get down to business”
absolute plath level poetry
This comment hit me like a freight train, hoo lord
Why is it always the grossest things to be obsessed with? Like, fine I can get liking tartar sauce on fish...what it is made for, but this is just too much. It is never like, "This is Becky and she is obsessed with cake frosting."; it is always, "This is Trailer Trash Tracy and she is obsessed with dip spit and mayonnaise."
"dip spit and mayonnaise" good fucking god dude.
You did it. You broke freaky eaters down to it’s bare essentials
Shout out to the women who eats wall
I shouldn’t have watched this while eating 🤢
I was and weirdly, I felt nothing
I started watching this while eating and i was like nope, went to codys vid, finished then came back
I purposely completed eating before watching this or else I would've puked
Shy confirmed android
Melissa Sun same...
“It’s either real or fake”
Noel has infinite IQ
“morbidly obese” is how you know that woman is an actress bc her weight is clearly not extreme
How is she not obese? Is that a normal weight in USA?
Being 5'1 and 230lbs is obese. She has no muscles so you know it's all fat. A person that is that short, should be 90-120lbs.
@@crymorefkr She may be obese but I wouldn't consider her "morbidly" obese
@@leonmulder4889 BMI is dumb and has a lot of confounding variables which makes it less trusting
1:03 "It's either real or fake"
No shit Noel
When he said “it’s either real or fake” I felt that
Someones gonna comment “ cody and noel both posted today we finna eat” and get 6k likes. STOP IT THEY ALWAYS DO IT.
We eatin good
Jeff Everman here comes the likes
Standing Noel has more manic and chaotic energy than sitting Noel
8:35
Them: You've consumed 10,000 wings in one year
Me: And I'll do it again, right now
When she squirted that dollap of tartar sauce onto her tongue I dry heaved. That's gross
The Danganronpa music is causing me to have a stroke please
ultraviolent FOR REAL HAHHAAH
This was more disturbing than that WHOLE game
ultraviolent It never fails to catch me off guard
ultraviolent It really throws me... like I never really connect Noel to Monokuma but here we are I guess
honestly perfect for a situation full of so much despair
Okay but going off the idea this show is actually real, I'm surprised at how thin she actually is considering how many mf calories n shit that it adds to her food (which look heavy and junky on their own ?) and her being a truck driver having her sitting a lot of the time. I eat 1 calorie over 1400 for a like week and gain 15 pounds that fuckin STICK. maybe tartar sauce is actually the secret LMAO
right? and that lady called her morbidly obese like she looks good all things considered
She looks good but her fat to muscle ratio is probably off. Morbidly obese just means "Deadly overweight "
Just thinking about that much tartar sauce is making my stomach turn, I wouldn’t doubt it if she gets sick to the point of vomiting like daily
It's the diarrhea
I think tartar sauce is a complex carb so it makes you feel full for a long time
1:02 “It’s either real or it’s fake.” Noel Miller
9:44 I am DYING who would’ve thought that Noel would actually shave his head and here he is showing a picture of him like that
I stopped watching Cody making a sandwich for you lmao
Stitt Happens OMG SAME LOL
Stitt Happens dude same 😂
Same lmaooooo
Sameee
i just finished that
When he said "the smell" I wanted to exit immediately. Don't make me think of the other senses bro
the sound 😍😍😍
maybe chef noel wont call me a loser
started off my day by binging "cody ko is a cyber bully" videos, then got called a loser by my head chef various times, and am now getting my eyes assaulted by white, bald noel.
Ikr I said yes chef 3 separate times and he had the audacity to call me a loser smh
I can’t be the only one who got scared when he said “it’s time for shock therapy”
I feel like tartar sauce is like Sriracha for boomers lol.
But lyke... sriracha mixed with tartar... yums
@@overwhellmed sriracha mixed with tartar?
that's chemical warfare
@@manboy4720 im just open minded guys
@Tim Evans if you love tartar sauce your an honorary Boomer lol
Damn it 😂
" The excitement"
Girl, you're drinking from a tube of tartar sauce, calm down
I can't believe he's so tall his head touches the ceiling
"It's either real or fake"
*Outstanding commentary*
“It’s either real or fake”
Truer words were never said there Noel.
2:33 Noel just brushing up on his directing lingo after suki
y does the “fucked up” version of noel actually look good tho
Grace Gordon that tartar sauce must have fcked you up too
Right
Tim Evans can’t say i disagree but WOW that escalated quickly
Looks like a bald jimmy kimmel
He deadass looks like my uncle
I mean, the tartar sauce is fkn gross. But she's not morbidly obese. I mean, she's barely fat. She's not like, dangerously fat. These ppl are dramatic af.
According to her BMI she actually could be morbidly obese. It's less about looks and more ab height and weight ratio. The BMI scale is still fucked tho
I'm on a diet where whenever I feel like eating junk food I watch this video. So far I've lost 15lbs
the Danganronpa music in the background is giving me PTSD noel please stop
noel really said that tartar sauce is more vile than "hereditary" and I agree
Man I wish Cody had put tartar sauce on his sandwich :(
both of my short kings uploading on the same day
_WE EATIN GOOD_
my strange addiction is rewatching noel miller live videos until i pass out
Noel predicted has been planning to go bald since this very moment 9:45
2:27 SHES A PHANTOM
Holy shit lmao
AAAAAA
On GOD you have me crying, I almost didn't get that joke
when he said hereditary I felt that.
Hi Kiio, we appreciate you for editing this at 5AM
6:39 “then you fill that hole with that tartar sauce” -um what?
the guy doctor is literally so cute and nice
while JJ just makes me feel like im on the verge of getting fired and also called morbidly obese
why we moving so much like damn noel u tryna get ur steps up or what
that host lady, with those teeth, damn like she must have spent everyday practicing that smile after she got those fake teeth installed
installed BAHAHA
lol Tartar sauce as a "Substance" imagine tartar sauce becomes a schedule 1 substance
I just came back home after being abroad for 5 months straight and I feel so blessed by all the good content adding up to the coziness of returning home home.
is no one else gonna talk about the danganronpa background music
Yeah that's unexpected
I WAS TRYING TO FIND THIS COMMENT
@@dil3mma1 his editor has good fuckin taste
I was literally only in the comments to see if anyone else noticed this
maya I was like ?? 👁👄👁??
I’ll never be the same after seeing tartar sauce in cereal
G Eazy is with Megan this is the least of my problems. Black History Month off to a rocky start
@Tim Evans thee stallion apparently lmao
woah what
Tristan Thompson cheating on a kardashian with a black women is hard to compete with dog
That jokes hilarious.. because whites cant fuck blacks.. i get it.. lol funny ha funny ha ha.
Let her live bro
love when you and cody bless us at the same time
When I saw the cereal being mixed with it. I lost my shit
I live in Scotland so tartar sauce is served with fish and chips in almost every restaurant I've been too. It's served in a wee bowl and I can't even get through that, let alone a full bottle. Watching this genuinely made me gag.
damn now i want to rewatch "hereditary" with noel
“It’s either real or fake”
Great insight Noel
Great insight
Jake Paul like “MY TEACHER NEVER TAUGHT ME THAT”
5:25 ‘Captain Ambiguous’
This video honestly made me laugh out loud multiple times. Thanks Noel 😊👍🏻