For the oneshots Error: Would instantly delete you God's Hand: Would probably fling you or make you go frozen due to its ability. The Flex: Would slowly or instantly turn you into gold. OVERKILL: It would instantly obliterate you if you touch it. And even if you managed to eat it. It would obliterate your insides
0:41 ok so fun fact the description of the Thanos glove actually says “It's actually just a cooking gauntlet with candy taped on it” of course you still can’t eat the cooking gauntlet but the stones are legitimately candy
1:48 it should be more than dangerous if it can summon a demon looking angel that puts a crown on you when you get 1000 murders get to shoot plasma I don’t think that’s safe
"Swallowing a balloon can be dangerous and potentially life-threatening. The human digestive system is not designed to break down balloons, and they can become lodged in the throat, esophagus, or intestines. This can lead to choking, blockage of the airway, or obstruction in the digestive tract. "
9:31 i dont aggree the glove would be in deadly because reverse would probably eat you instead (also space wouldn't be in deadly its just a vacuum that would pop and fill up with air at the first bite)
I've come up with an idea for a glove, the Gumball Glove. Stats: Power: 20 (remarkably low) Speed: Infinite (astonishing) Ability: Candy Throw This ability allows the user to throw candy that significantly increases players' speed, surpassing even the speed run. After 2.5 seconds, the target is forced to halt all actions and the power boosts to 57 for the user, instead of 20.
i love how this guy assumes he is able to fully digest high amounts of plastic, rubber, wood, cloth, eyes, and paper and be perfectly fine. And the fact he knows what the most randomest things taste like, like a piano
MR. : Literally Cheeky, but probably too large to eat. Hive: You would die due to the fact that you’d get stung by a bunch of bees, in your mouth and throat. You’d basically choke to death painfully and slowly. UFO: No.
Killer fish. Killer fish from San Diego, I don't know what I am, but I taste really good. I'm a killer fish. Hello, I'll be your killer fish for the evening. Thank you.
Eating god's hand would probably make you ascend into a higher being, error would probably erase u litterally, overkill would just be eating lava and eating flex is actually not as bad as you would think. Gold is soft so it won't hurt your teeth although it might turn you into gold.
For the oneshots it’s understandable the flex is literally gold Error would probably send you to the Matrix and overkill would just burn your entire mouth and also send you to hell but I think gods hand could taste good tho
Detonator prob would have ability to explode you from preasure, probably would not dmg your organs. As we see in game, it just does knockback. So if you will survive preasure you can abuse that.
When you digest divebomb when you burp (or fart) it will make you rocket your way into the sky and back down and make you explode when you hit the ground, like that ability already makes you fart 💀
Thanos glove is actually edible. If you go on computer and hover your mouse over the square button (the item). It will say the stones are actually candies. I'm putting Thanos in edible
Overkill: THIS IS A PIECE OF LAVA WHY WOULD YOU EAT THI- 7:18 I EAT TABLES- 7:52 MMMMMM BUSES- 7:57 A JET *NOM* 8:37 *INSERT HAMMER EATING ASMR* 9:00 *insert pan eating asmr*
Some of the gloves are def deadly like grapple has a hook 🪝Jet drops bombs ☢️💣 If obby dropped laser ur in trouble frost bite is to sharp plus u might freeze because it freezes people 🥶🧊☃️🌨️ oven will burn 🔥⏲️ ♨️Coil has very large coils too. Druid would go straight into deadly spikeswill poke and tie up 🪢📿🔺Snow has small sharp edges so it goes into Shard is deadly because of huge spikes❄️🥶🧊🔺🔺🔺
0:45 it should be in edible tier or inedible tier beacuse if you look at gloves description it says that its a cooking glove with candy stuck on it 4:14 i think RattleBones deserves painful tier 4:22 i think Voodoo should be in painful tier 5:15 again i dont think it deserves deadly i think that it should be painful 9:34 its reverse it will eat you instead of you eating reverse 10:11 if its just air why is it inedible it isnt like plastic or anything
ugh, are you serious. you're saying that brick is a painful and extremely dangerous food? i just ate one yesterday with a chili sauce n' chips seasoning. so good, i would recommend it "in real life"
Why are the snow(mildly solid water) and ice(very solid water) ones in edible, but cloud(not even close to solid water) is in tasty? Snow and ice are delicious
you would probably die to killstreak because it could set your entire body on fire 💀 and the same goes for lava parts from obby (believe me, i've seen alot of things set on fire after being put in lava) 3rd of all, potato would cause you to explode, but it is tasty
I feel like all the gloves besides slapple would be some sort of deadly or painful because they’re either metal or some sort of other material, or just kills you immediatly Edit: ok maybe not all of them but most of them
Ok so heres everything that i disagree with 1: anchor is painful but the glove itself is just water 2: space is literally nothingness how is it painful it shoukd legit be edible 3: HR is deadly, eating a piece of wood that large!!! 4: WHY ARE BALLER AND TITAN EDIBLE 5: sharp diamonds or a rock of that size woukd prob kill u, Deadly for diamond 6: cheecky is same reason as diamond' too large of a piece of stone to be consumed 7: rocky, same reason, why arent these deadly 8: table flip buddy you cant eat a table without dying, should be deadly 9: worse than tableflip you couldnt even get a bite in, should be deadly 10: its the fact that link has a literal heart on it with chains also we dont know what that material is, deadly 11: hammer, metal and wood and a stick and a glove, prob deadly 12: a wrench in realy life is about as tall as your face, your not able to chew metal youd break ur teeth, deadly 13: pan is same reason as wrench but 5 times larger, deadly 14: glovel is the same reason as pan but 2x larger, depends if the shovel is metal or plastic 14: speedrun and coil, metals coils would be pa8nful not inedible, if it was still dream glove it would be painful 15: balloony could be edible, its not gonna do much damags at all 16: why would the shield glove be made out of rubber? Deadly 17: bro why is spectator inedible, we consume ar every freaking day, edible 18: mitten has little light bubls on the bottom, painful 19: elude, eating eyes is mentally deadly and probably physically painful 20: druid has thorns need i say more, also vines coukd be poisonous so painful or deadly 21: whirlwind, ok he puts dusty air in edible and spectator which is normal air in inedible same with space Idrc that he put it as edible cuz it is, whyd he do spec and space like dat tho Tell me if im wrong about smth or forgot about one
im gonna say thor glove is NOT edible and im pretty sure even if u managed to consume it (idk how u would pick it up) your body would be stuck to the ground cuz almost no one can pick up thor's hammer edit: u could have put OVERKILL at deadly like highest
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8:21lol
would'nt link be In 'deadly'? (EDIT): Plus spectator should be In 'Edible' If it's literally made of air (ANOTHER EDIT): Also snow has spikes on It
Whar is the music?
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this is the most creative slap battles video ive seen
For the oneshots
Error: Would instantly delete you
God's Hand: Would probably fling you or make you go frozen due to its ability.
The Flex: Would slowly or instantly turn you into gold.
OVERKILL: It would instantly obliterate you if you touch it. And even if you managed to eat it. It would obliterate your insides
what if u extinguish it tho
@@eldukiduki6158Rocks are mid they crunchy but weird tap water taste
Fun Fact : Thanos glove its actually kinda edible! The tootlip says the thanos glove is made out of candy duck-taped on a cooking board.
i don't think you wanna be eating a cooking board though
@@Tireswingss i meant the candy but fair enough.
@@Tireswingss half-painful, half-tasty
a cooking mitt*
@@OMGREALDUMMYFROMDVNkinda like licking your own wound
5:39 “Man, I’m so hungry”
Juan: How hungry
“HOW HUNGRY?!” - horse
“I’m so hungry I could eat a horse…”
@@Za-zunaI was too late to say it….
"Man I'm so hungry I could eat a hoOOOO- I am so sorry-" *gets dropkicked by horse*
@@Za-zuna5:46
0:41 ok so fun fact the description of the Thanos glove actually says “It's actually just a cooking gauntlet with candy taped on it” of course you still can’t eat the cooking gauntlet but the stones are legitimately candy
Good point
🤓actually the "description" is called the tooltip
there shouldn’t be a video about this. I love it
Even slapple tooltip is "dont eat your glove"
Lol
lolol
Lol
LoL
Lol
Fun fact: the tooltip for overkill says that it is litterally just a peice of lava also every glove has a tooltip check em out
7:10 golden slapple be like : pls collect me
I was screaming for him to collect it lol
@@matthew7818same
Doesn't matter, slaps don't save in private servers.
@@themaxtax3220 slapple glove ( im bedder)
@@Agent_DarkDevil he has it
When you’re out of video ideas:
I swear to god if i get another correction reply
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Yu’oure’uoe’re*
@@Terence_sddgROBLOX.
it’s a good video idea what are you talking about
FR
10:57 tapeworms: i'm bouta end this man's whole career
cool video btw
It's icicles, not tapeworms
Who's gonna tell them?@@tarafunk1359
@@tarafunk1359 ok
extra protein
1:48 it should be more than dangerous if it can summon a demon looking angel that puts a crown on you when you get 1000 murders get to shoot plasma I don’t think that’s safe
"Swallowing a balloon can be dangerous and potentially life-threatening. The human digestive system is not designed to break down balloons, and they can become lodged in the throat, esophagus, or intestines. This can lead to choking, blockage of the airway, or obstruction in the digestive tract. "
🤓 /j
@@boomyadumsyou just called him smart lol
skill issue
@@Mintzaviation202 I know
Does bro know what /j means
@@boomyadums yes I do I didn’t see that lol
9:31 i dont aggree the glove would be in deadly because reverse would probably eat you instead (also space wouldn't be in deadly its just a vacuum that would pop and fill up with air at the first bite)
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oh hey quantum
Moai solos all gloves
Fr man
3:35 the way it synced with the music is fire 🔥
13:08 killer fish, killer fish from sandiego i dont know what i am but I TASTE REALY GOOD
Lol
thanos would be tasty cus the tootip says its literally a cooking glove and candy strapped on it
yummy
Why eat a cooking glove?
Food
I've come up with an idea for a glove, the Gumball Glove.
Stats:
Power: 20 (remarkably low)
Speed: Infinite (astonishing)
Ability: Candy Throw
This ability allows the user to throw candy that significantly increases players' speed, surpassing even the speed run. After 2.5 seconds, the target is forced to halt all actions and the power boosts to 57 for the user, instead of 20.
Frostbite is edible. Also ghost looks like a crunchy jolly rancher, and grab looks like a gunmy
this is before those gloves released
says the person with a troll avatar
It’s not my avatar it’s drawn
6:36 “it would be like eating a big stick” AYO!
i love how this guy assumes he is able to fully digest high amounts of plastic, rubber, wood, cloth, eyes, and paper and be perfectly fine. And the fact he knows what the most randomest things taste like, like a piano
Then every glove would be deadly and tasty only
a piano would probably taste like paint and wood maybe like cotton or fabric
@@capythanymore like a metal taste ik from experience…
@@NeonForever erm what the sigma
You don't wanna know.
MR. : Literally Cheeky, but probably too large to eat.
Hive: You would die due to the fact that you’d get stung by a bunch of bees, in your mouth and throat. You’d basically choke to death painfully and slowly.
UFO: No.
5:45
“Man i’m so hungry”
“HOW HUNGRY?”
"im so hungry I could eat a"
h o r s e
OVERKILL
@@smartflopper go on.
@@imburrnin4495 “i’m so hungry i could eat a watermelon and some cantaloupe :]”
Moai isn’t just a rock. The shocking affects can make you break your teeth when you try to bite it
9:34 i feel like reverse would eat me if i tried to eat it
How would it eat you though
Because it’s reverse
8:04 the dust from the moon is poisonous.
12:48 correct, since a golden slapple is considered a forbidden fruit, meaning slapples are also a fruit.
Yo I like your new intro
Gods hand would probably be edible because what gives its one shot title is its power, which is litterally a true power from slap royale
Why is this song hitting kinda hard tho 0:35
it's undertale metal crusher / death by glamour holder remix
all the songs here are undertale soundtrack remixes
Cuz it's Undertale ost 🔥🔥🔥
We beating mettaton with this one 🔥🔥🔥
@@YosepSimarmata-l8yhell yea🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
slapple is actually apple but has glove form , eating it will be good for you bc it’s just an APPLE!:3
You don't eat rob, rob eats you
Most famous words I've ever seen 🤩
@@MePhoneXFromInanimateInsanitywhat is your opinion on 4
5:40
"I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!!!" ahh glove 💀
Slapples are more similar to watermelons than apples💀
slAPPLE
@@pdarivemulait resembles a strawberry
@@APokzh oh yeaaaaaa
"Obby would taste loke plastic"
Places down a killbrick
Ppl who saw golden slap…
0:45 well it is canon that the glove is just a cooking glove with candy on it
Fish: Yummy
But...
Killerfish: Yuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyy!
Killer fish. Killer fish from San Diego, I don't know what I am, but I taste really good. I'm a killer fish. Hello, I'll be your killer fish for the evening. Thank you.
Why would you eat him hes kind to you and makes you become op
Side note: the moons rocks are very deadly especially if you crush them up to use them for portals
Mf slapple is literally a strawberry
1:57
JJK fans:
It took me like 5 seconds to realize what this meant
Eating god's hand would probably make you ascend into a higher being, error would probably erase u litterally, overkill would just be eating lava and eating flex is actually not as bad as you would think. Gold is soft so it won't hurt your teeth although it might turn you into gold.
people who saw slapple
You mean golden slapple?
Take a look at the description of extended LOL
Eating a “stick”
Haven't played slap battles for a while so I was surprised to see lamp do the "gimme yo money"
Lol
I like the Kirby music remix as the intro thingy
8:11 the song is "undertale finale holder remix"
1:35 WAS THAT A SURVIVE THE DISASTERS 2 REFERENCE!?
you should do how painful gloves would be in real life, ability, slap etc
9:23 nice golden slapple over there
1:21
Galactus: "Tastes like disrespect..."
Re watching AGAIN.
10:51 cute SBtheOne ❤
For the oneshots it’s understandable the flex is literally gold Error would probably send you to the Matrix and overkill would just burn your entire mouth and also send you to hell but I think gods hand could taste good tho
Reminds me of that word document I made about each glove and what it would taste like
you can add this if you want next video doing this but for schlob i think it would make you ragdoll uncontrollably
Overkill just melts ur insides (probably)
Potato wouldnt be consumable because of the ability it does and it will explode on your stomach
So true
1:27 i would definitely eat that tbh (wish me luck 🙏🦅‼️)
1:22 nice beat
U deserve a new sub
6:01 the honored one.
Detonator prob would have ability to explode you from preasure, probably would not dmg your organs. As we see in game, it just does knockback. So if you will survive preasure you can abuse that.
I always have a theory that when you slap someone with detonator you force them to eat a c4 that you can activate
im gonna support u slap battles is the best game and ur playin it u goat i hope that u get millions of subs and good luck
if u want to get new gloves with me this is my username VilcaBlokovi
Epic video bro
The fact that bro ignored the golden Slapple (1% every min) to continue his video.
W Man
Fun fact! 8 seconds into the video, you can hear a bird that carries you over a disproportionately small gap!(undertale ost)
When you digest divebomb when you burp (or fart) it will make you rocket your way into the sky and back down and make you explode when you hit the ground, like that ability already makes you fart 💀
Thanos glove is actually edible. If you go on computer and hover your mouse over the square button (the item). It will say the stones are actually candies. I'm putting Thanos in edible
9:30 Uno should've been put in deadly gloves, since instead of you eating it, it eats you.
Tip: the moon isn't just a rock, it's also covered in moon dust which is like a sharp power and it's extremely toxic
Could damage lungs or smth
Overkill: THIS IS A PIECE OF LAVA WHY WOULD YOU EAT THI-
7:18 I EAT TABLES-
7:52 MMMMMM BUSES-
7:57 A JET *NOM*
8:37 *INSERT HAMMER EATING ASMR*
9:00 *insert pan eating asmr*
0:35 Mettaton.
also whats the Metal Crusher remix?
What are the all of the Undertale remixes are anyway?
Some of the gloves are def deadly like grapple has a hook 🪝Jet drops bombs ☢️💣 If obby dropped laser ur in trouble frost bite is to sharp plus u might freeze because it freezes people 🥶🧊☃️🌨️ oven will burn 🔥⏲️ ♨️Coil has very large coils too. Druid would go straight into deadly spikeswill poke and tie up 🪢📿🔺Snow has small sharp edges so it goes into Shard is deadly because of huge spikes❄️🥶🧊🔺🔺🔺
0:45 it should be in edible tier or inedible tier beacuse if you look at gloves description it says that its a cooking glove with candy stuck on it
4:14 i think RattleBones deserves painful tier
4:22 i think Voodoo should be in painful tier
5:15 again i dont think it deserves deadly i think that it should be painful
9:34 its reverse it will eat you instead of you eating reverse
10:11 if its just air why is it inedible it isnt like plastic or anything
On the 5th one. Im pretty sure some degens would make vore out of what you said, if they found your comment and knew what glove looks like
7:07
Author: similar to diamond but blue and funny
Golden slapple: yo bro how ya doin
1:06 Jschlatt's cat, Jambo: I'd like to differ.
4:33 I could imagine it in your stomach and the ability goes off and you just pop like a balloon
The tier list we didnt know we needed
Id imagine slapple being as soft and juicy as a strawberry but tasting like a fresh apple
You can add rhythm in inedible bc rhytnm - just sound
ugh, are you serious. you're saying that brick is a painful and extremely dangerous food? i just ate one yesterday with a chili sauce n' chips seasoning. so good, i would recommend it "in real life"
Why are the snow(mildly solid water) and ice(very solid water) ones in edible, but cloud(not even close to solid water) is in tasty?
Snow and ice are delicious
About the default glove U can put it in microwave but not in 1 hour or become over kill
you would probably die to killstreak because it could set your entire body on fire 💀 and the same goes for lava parts from obby (believe me, i've seen alot of things set on fire after being put in lava) 3rd of all, potato would cause you to explode, but it is tasty
WE SEEING HIS BETTER INTRO WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
Why is the song:the bird that carries you over a disprportionately small gap playing
:( so if I eat sleep (I think that’s what it’s called) im just gonna be non-existent?
I feel like all the gloves besides slapple would be some sort of deadly or painful because they’re either metal or some sort of other material, or just kills you immediatly
Edit: ok maybe not all of them but most of them
Bubble is also a pretty safe one unless you eat multiple of the gloves
@@Thecooldudenoobsoap in your mouth would taste horrible
@@junzkuang9305 safe to eat because bubbles have a fairly low amount of soap
Ok so heres everything that i disagree with
1: anchor is painful but the glove itself is just water
2: space is literally nothingness how is it painful it shoukd legit be edible
3: HR is deadly, eating a piece of wood that large!!!
4: WHY ARE BALLER AND TITAN EDIBLE
5: sharp diamonds or a rock of that size woukd prob kill u, Deadly for diamond
6: cheecky is same reason as diamond' too large of a piece of stone to be consumed
7: rocky, same reason, why arent these deadly
8: table flip buddy you cant eat a table without dying, should be deadly
9: worse than tableflip you couldnt even get a bite in, should be deadly
10: its the fact that link has a literal heart on it with chains also we dont know what that material is, deadly
11: hammer, metal and wood and a stick and a glove, prob deadly
12: a wrench in realy life is about as tall as your face, your not able to chew metal youd break ur teeth, deadly
13: pan is same reason as wrench but 5 times larger, deadly
14: glovel is the same reason as pan but 2x larger, depends if the shovel is metal or plastic
14: speedrun and coil, metals coils would be pa8nful not inedible, if it was still dream glove it would be painful
15: balloony could be edible, its not gonna do much damags at all
16: why would the shield glove be made out of rubber? Deadly
17: bro why is spectator inedible, we consume ar every freaking day, edible
18: mitten has little light bubls on the bottom, painful
19: elude, eating eyes is mentally deadly and probably physically painful
20: druid has thorns need i say more, also vines coukd be poisonous so painful or deadly
21: whirlwind, ok he puts dusty air in edible and spectator which is normal air in inedible same with space
Idrc that he put it as edible cuz it is, whyd he do spec and space like dat tho
Tell me if im wrong about smth or forgot about one
The thanos glove is actually a cooked glove with candy taped on it read the description of the glove to see that
The music feels me with determination tbh
9:30 another reason why you cannot eat it: it would eat YOU instead.
If you ate cheeky, the transformation would expand you. Same with diamond.
So, that means instant death.
Obby is inedible because killbricks, and you would have life sized bricks spawning whenever you say the letter E.
Ultra Instinct would make your organs dodge and shift around, either injuring you, or being fatal.
you cant eat space but you can taste it!gelatin approved!
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How do you make your intro and the thumbnail
Me and my friend once tried to argue on what the most delicious glove would be.
We were stuck between slapple, fish and potato
The potato is hot and exploding so it’s out
Elude would just tp away before you could bite into it
im gonna say thor glove is NOT edible and im pretty sure even if u managed to consume it (idk how u would pick it up) your body would be stuck to the ground cuz almost no one can pick up thor's hammer
edit: u could have put OVERKILL at deadly like highest