@jzurita6186 Yeah the bullshit that makes more sense than "superintendent". All Superintendent does is make the HEAD JANITORS job sound more special...
I only ever heard of Super intendent Chalmers from THE SIMPSONS so when DL said like at a school that's what I was on lol.. I don't know wtf his job even was besides BOSS OF THE SCHOOL PRINCIPAL
I love roasts. Its good to laugh about things that upset you. It trains your brain to associate laughter instead of shame, disappointment or whatever else
Decent crowd, at least they cheered for the guy roasting David, usually their one sided. "Davids not actually black, he just gets too messy when he eats BBQ ribs" Best one.
Since TH-cam decided my other comment was “bad” 🤦♂️ man the censorship is at an all time high now. You can’t even call anyone out anymore. Bottom line. Dudes trash and went too far in the name of “comedy”. Won’t ever watch him again.
@@Mr_Nobody913 I personally love his comedy, even the G.Floyd joke. I was disappointed when he apologized. But when he did this I was like wtf..she’s 10 years in her marriage and dude right there. That wasn’t funny at all.
Yeah f david for that. I unsubscribed after that. I would hate to pay money to laugh & the comedian says he could beat my ass & smash my girl. Not cool bro.
Just looked at the thumbnail, haven’t watched the video. But it looks like all of them were pretty sure they looked good before they left the house 😅😅😅
i really like how David tried to give that roasting fella more than enough tries, lmao this man really does care about real comedy and that was more than enough to prove it. Fuck all you soft ass haters 😂😂😂
@@Sinatracaoba idk I’m not being serious ! Was that you lol just sounded funny , when people hear superintendent or whatever tf that name is , we think schools 😶🌫️😆
Lucas is awesome. His act is like anti-wokeism. Every person who goes on stage is a little tougher..a little more resilient when they step down. He's training the younger folks to not be overly sensitive and to not take themselves too seriously.
He’s the next best up in this comedy game, started off watching this guy on kill Tony and the new special was incredible, he’s just like Tony in a way he’s got a true talent. Can’t wait to see this legend get a comedy special on Netflix shits gonna be epic!
You could hold your breath for 2 hours 🤣
I wish he would of came back and said but u can’t for 2 secs lol
5:43
This back and forth was amazing. You worked with him and you could see his confidence go up at the last joke. That was dope 💪🏾
He called her a drumstick 💀
poor dudes gonna be getting nothing but questions about do i look bad in this and that for years to come.
That one got me !!... That was clever. Didn't see it coming.
😂😂 whatta way to end the video!!!!!
damn he don't hold back haha
Hahaha
He hasn't heard of a superintendent because in the hood, we call em "the super"!
I also think this is a regional thing
Only in NY and maybe NJ. everywhere else, it's management/maintenance/w.e other bullshit name they come up with
Have u ever heard of the cartoon pj’s lol
@@polososa4083 I hope you're not talking to me because if you are then you weren't paying attention! 🤣 but yes, I know Thurgood is a super!
@jzurita6186 Yeah the bullshit that makes more sense than "superintendent". All Superintendent does is make the HEAD JANITORS job sound more special...
Drumstick on stage is actually CRAZYYYY LMFAOOO
Yeah, that drumstick joke caught me off guard
Mad disrespectful 😭😭
wild
The drumstick 🍗 is a violation and her man laughed hard 😂😂😂😂😂
They way she was yelling offstage I expected her to be at least an 8, not a 🍗
Migo: “I’m a superintendent, I fix the AC and the plumbing…”
DL: “that’s called a handy man”😂
He went into the joke but dude did say he was the boss over the maintenance man tbf haha
I think he meant Maintenance Supervisor lol
@@speedy0832no i know what i meant, i know my own job title 😂
I only ever heard of Super intendent Chalmers from THE SIMPSONS so when DL said like at a school that's what I was on lol.. I don't know wtf his job even was besides BOSS OF THE SCHOOL PRINCIPAL
Also, did yall miss when he said SUPER NINTENDANT LIKE SUPER NINTENDO LMAO
I love roasts. Its good to laugh about things that upset you. It trains your brain to associate laughter instead of shame, disappointment or whatever else
Where do you draw the line though? Lol
If you have to draw a line, you shouldn't be at a roast
@@YungRedd lol, what if you got roasted?
@troymcdaniels-tm1dr sticks and stones brother
@@troymcdaniels-tm1dr also laughter is the best medicine
"I might get smarter?"
This man said i might need some water 🤣 0:19
2:36 this is the true moment I realized after everything he's been through he really does not GIVE A FUQ 😆🤣🤣🤣😭
The drum stick joke got me 😂
Decent crowd, at least they cheered for the guy roasting David, usually their one sided.
"Davids not actually black, he just gets too messy when he eats BBQ ribs"
Best one.
His reaction to it was funny too. Came off very "Okay I'll give you that".
He tried , and he failed , and he got it
That’s what’s supposed to happen
Drum stick on stage…. I’m in tears 😂😂😂😂😂
The gravity field roast was underrated
Lmfao 100 percent
Yeah, I agree lol
Definitely, David knows tho thats why he reacted wit a lil spice
I used to crack that gravitational pull joke on fat ppl when I was a teen.
His delivery was so weak tho
Love these. David is so unique, who else is doing it like this? Makes you want to go to every show.
Why aren’t y’all married ?
Guy proceeds to try to blend in to the brick wall 😂
She straight out said, “you might get smarter.” 😂😂😂 LOVE THIS.
You did not just call that lady a drumstick 😂
HILARIOUS….and the fact that David Lucas is legit a good sport and willing to give people a chance?!…..def top tier
“I might get smarter? If I eat that pzzy?” 😂
She was almost had him lmao
The drumstick joke had me dying laughing
"ill beat yo ass"🤣🤣🤣
Calling someone a drumstick is crazy 😂😂😂☠️
So mad I missed this. The one time I don’t go to stress factory you were there. Hope you come back to New Brunswick again soon. Too funny!!
DRUMSTICK 😂😂😂 BRUH where do you come up with that 😂😂😂 wild
A DRUMSTICK ON STAGE IS CRAAAAAZY
Drumstick 😂😂😂😂😂
I got sent home from work because my supervisor thought I was drunk …. literally was just laughing at this video
For reals? 😂
The last roast….Fukin Golden!😂
David had to drink that water to contemplate eating that 😺 😺
that bbq ribs line was fucking hilarious
bro almost grabbed bitty ah in front of her man nah😂😂
Personally if it was me bro wouldve got swatted like a damn fly, bro wouldve caught that pimpinton pimp hand 😂💯
Yea he took it too far with that lol They was married for 10 years.
Since TH-cam decided my other comment was “bad” 🤦♂️ man the censorship is at an all time high now. You can’t even call anyone out anymore.
Bottom line. Dudes trash and went too far in the name of “comedy”. Won’t ever watch him again.
@@Mr_Nobody913 I personally love his comedy, even the G.Floyd joke. I was disappointed when he apologized. But when he did this I was like wtf..she’s 10 years in her marriage and dude right there. That wasn’t funny at all.
Yeah f david for that. I unsubscribed after that. I would hate to pay money to laugh & the comedian says he could beat my ass & smash my girl. Not cool bro.
The last girl was literally built like a drumstick 😂😂
3:56 HANDY MAN 😂
This man cracked me up tried to cover his job duty 🤣
"you can hold your breath for 2 hours" took me outta here lmaooo
My boi ! Keep rising 2 da TOP ✨️! Proud of u youngsta !
So many drumsticks walking around out here that was too accurate
haha ima start calling all those btches drum sticks
That drum stick line. Bro 😂
That Drumstick got me dying bro wtf jajajaja
Drumstick on stage man that got me 😂😂😂
Not the drumstick 😂😂😂
"Drumstick?!" Daaayyyuuummm!
To say your a superintendent is WILD 🤣
How? Thats my job title ☠
@@Sinatracaoba 😂😂😂😂
Certain comics have a laugh that makes you laugh. Dave has it.
It’s been a long time since I had a drumstick onstage 😂😂😂
Just looked at the thumbnail, haven’t watched the video. But it looks like all of them were pretty sure they looked good before they left the house 😅😅😅
I thought I was going to see him roast Billy Sorrels 😂
These are GREAT!
David Lucas is funny as hell.
This was hilarious hahaha I was dying the whole time
He should’ve started with that bbq ribs joke 😭
Last homie was HELLA mad he came on stage 🤣
The cop joke about him dating white girls was on point, dude literally looks like Kobe
That last one killed me😭😭
Man does david got a black eye in this? Who the fuck would hit David Lucas. He's a national treasure
His baby momma 😂
Me
@@BuiltAdifferentbreed Why? Is it because he's white and wear black face all the time?
He saw a black guy in the mirror and thought he was being robbed.
@@MADPoltergeist called the police on himself 😂
Man that last joke made me hungry. 🍗
That no gravity joke that dude said. Everyone would have died if Craig smith said it haha
The guy with the long neck 😂😂😂
Great stuff man!
5:19- HELL NAHHH oh buddy that’s maximum disrespect n yo shawty with it too!???? Sheesh gang. Divorce on site.
Called her a Drumstick 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Completely hilarious thank you so much
Aww, man!! That club is in my neighborhood. I'm mad I missed it! Lol.
He said he not black hes just dirty from the BBQ lmfao
That last joke killed me 💀💀💀
This mo'phaka said drumstick! Lo lo lol
We not gonna talk ab him getting a feel on bros girl 😭😭 can’t let that slide personally
you were in NJ???? where are the tickets???
i really like how David tried to give that roasting fella more than enough tries, lmao this man really does care about real comedy and that was more than enough to prove it. Fuck all you soft ass haters 😂😂😂
Lucas is just not scared of shit . Dude gone be him drunk or not
Hope David got his last infinity stone from that Indian honey.
The science project one got me
The maintenance dude said he’s a superintendent like Davids a girl and he needs to lie to her smh !! People these days crack me up
Bro thats literally my job title, why would I lie? Lmao
@@Sinatracaoba idk I’m not being serious ! Was that you lol just sounded funny , when people hear superintendent or whatever tf that name is , we think schools 😶🌫️😆
@@skrrtfranklinits me lol
@@Sinatracaobadude, I hope you’ve checked your wife since then. 😂 not cool.
drumstick got me 😭😭
This guy is SO funny! My favorite comedian 🤪
How has bro never heard of a superintendent lmao
THANK YOU! HAHA
Haven’t here either. 🙋🏻♀️😂 Here, we call ‘em the maintenance man.
"Supernintendent" 😂😂😂😂😂
Oh man i'm still waiting for anything to come out the Gonzales, LA show last October ! my ex was a hot messssss
Drumstick is wild 😂😂
Every roast that guy told was top level! His delivery was all that was lacking
I agree
Gravity and bat bbq joke was funny
the drumstick one was the best love DL
he say you have no testosterone lmaoooo
Damnit! Come to F’ing DFW!
Dude lucas your my hero dawg 😂
Drumstick? DAMN!
Never fail to make me laugh brother much love
Drum stick was too accurate
Lucas is awesome. His act is like anti-wokeism. Every person who goes on stage is a little tougher..a little more resilient when they step down. He's training the younger folks to not be overly sensitive and to not take themselves too seriously.
Drumstick is totally diabolical.
Yo David, whats the sick beat at the end of your videos?
He’s the next best up in this comedy game, started off watching this guy on kill Tony and the new special was incredible, he’s just like Tony in a way he’s got a true talent. Can’t wait to see this legend get a comedy special on Netflix shits gonna be epic!
Come to alaska my guy!
The Indian lady made a good point lol
Indian women be fine af. Not all of them but many of them. They smart as hell too. She right about that.
Ayoooooo drumstick is crazyyyyyy
Man David you gotta come to Savannah GA and do a show id definitely be there or even if you came close to Savannah I would go to the show
The Superintendent is funny, that’s some up north verbiage, I’ve never heard that once I moved out of Jersey
Lmaooo Her saying "You might get smarter." was lowkey disrespectful af and everyone started clapping lol
Ive heard of a super before. But that dude tried to make it sound extra professional by adding the intendent.
If I woulda said just "super" there would have been more jokes. "A super what motherfucker a super fix it man?" Lmao
Bruh you dumb af. Super is short for superintendent
laughed at every single one