Bro if they don’t have a mic and you don’t know them. DO NOT DO HEIST. I really like these heist but you do need some coordination especially for sneaking around. I helped a stranger once and noticed my mic did not work. But we were able to communicate via his mic and me following him. It went very well. Took $2.5 mil just the 2 of us.
To be fair, the OC is never actually even given the chance to speak because they’re either interrupted before they can or they’re hanging with Lamar. 😂
tamal podrido gta online pisses me off cuz nothing gives a decent payout legit act 3 doomsday heist gives u 3 mil u can buy one vehicle and it’s all gone
@@dawsynlarson696 really? The casino heist has somewhat of a good payout, if only Lester and the crew didn't take a massive cut. Still though, I find them fun.
@Francisco A G aaand, if the pilot has any idea how this heist works, then protection from the demolition isn't needed at all. TH-cam is our friend, and I have absolutely no idea, why people join heists they know NOTHING about. Dumbest possible thing you can do in this game.
@tokyodriftkid15 not as bad as mine. I was flying the velum behind the jets to avoid getting shot. The demolition destroys the jet, no problem there right?... Wrong, the jet somehow turned around while falling to the ground and shot his minigun at my plane, the plane engine was litterally on fire... and yet somehow I managed to keep flying, land the plane, take off again and get to the drop off point, the plane was on fire the entire time.
Matt Denham I think you should have said experience instead of intelligence. Gta experience tells you to stay behind them, whereas intelligence will tell you to fly as far away as possible
Randoms in this game are either 5 year olds who just picked up a controller for the first time or absolute gods that will carry us through the entire mission, there is literally no in between
As an absolute god who carries other randoms because I can. I can say that I have never ran into another player in between pure noob, and absolute god.
I mean gruppe approach is not that hard it's pretty easy but from i could tell you hacked the doors and the level 20 grabbed the loot which is a good idea nonetheless but still gruppe is ridiculously easy anyone could do it. But GGs on that heist.
@@WyntersWay It was Gruppe Sechs. I never managed to sneak _out_ before, the alarm always went off. We even got the money in the other vault. I want to try and do the Yung Ancestor approach, but that one sounds like a pain in the ass to pull off sneakily.
@@ChamChamRealSmooth 1. You get a cool azz hoodie and sweater. 2. You gotta loot the vault before the timer hits zero if you want more time in the vault get avi Schwartzman he is really good for big con or slient and sneaky if you have him and also another tip use paige for the aggressive approach and not avi trust me you'll make a lil more extra cash if you went with paige beside from avi.
It’s not the lack of communication that’s the problem, if you find decent randoms who read the what’s on the screen and listen to Lester then it’s easy.
Doing heist with randoms: You wait, and wait and again wait more to find some ppl to do heist. Then you find some ppl and wait heist starting. Finally heist starts, you play 2mins and somebody dies. Mission fails aaaaaand everybody leaves.....
Definitely restarted at least a dozen times before my squad found a reliable way to make it down there. I wouldn't make any extra movements or shots unless I am required to. Also shocking shocked cameras seemed to trigger the alarms.
Especially down in the basement once we go down the stairs and perfectly time our shots that fucking guard to the left when you get passed the camera through the double doors,always spots us or something and it pisses me off
Yesterday when I was playing GTA Online, I was heading for the casino. Then I saw a player's sport car out of the casino at the main entrance. I took it and did some jobs and destroyed some goods. The car was extremely FAST. Then when I finished I saw on the map the player out of the casino and looking for his car. I delivered the car to him like nothing happened and he got away. I'm 14 years old by the way
@@moaazmedhat467 one of my friends is also 14 year old and does only good things, sadly he no longer plays the game due to lag issuess but i can say that he's the most mature friend i have xd im nearly 18.
how about this one. probably 5th time i was able to get 4 people together to do the finale. i always pick pilot for obvious reasons. usually people die in the prison when im pilot, but this time we make it, get everyone on the plane. then one teammate dies while we are parachuting to the beach at the end 🙃🙃🙃
@@prateekpanwar646 while we got this thread, im gonna throw a hint that another player gave me about prison break. as the pilot in the finale, don't take off from LSIA until the timer hits 3:00. by the time you get to the airfield the prisoner will be out and buzzard will be in air. it was a literal cakewalk after doing that
This is why I never play heists, almost no one has mics, I barely have friends, and if I do have friends that have mics, most of them don’t really play gta anymore.
Maahin Chowdhury Ik, that’s all they play. I don’t get how people play a battle royale game ALL the time. It’s literally only little you can do on there, where on gta, you can do whatever you want.
Imagine a world where you can do heists alone with 3 AI partners, like history heist. It would be so easy and if some player left the session they will be replaced for an AI.
Same here, my og crew is no more. Lost through the years of this game. I don't care about rank as long as there competent, use mic, and aren't 12yrs old.
@@buddy3007 That would be nice, but one of my main problems is the lack of mic, cam etc. I recently got a pc and it didn't come with them so. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@Azriel_YT Yeah, I'd be great to form a group from these replies, but I think my problem with online is that you're expected to have a mic or it's difficult. _.
@Azriel_YT I'm on pc (not sure if you can crossplay) and I don't have a mic (I usually use my phone), but then I don't really like speaking in general, it's like an anxiety thing.
Brandon D Pacific Standard on Hard.. Convey Setup... No one destroys Savage before convoy gets to bridge... Next thing you know.. Explosive shots rain down and everyone gets obliterated... Forget to shoot gunner on top of insurgent or Decides to grenade the convoy, which then blows up the truck
Never do heists with randoms. Even the Casino heist in Aggressive approach(which is the easiest) randoms will die, they never listen. Doing the Big Con and Silent and sneaky with randoms will give you a stroke. The heists are easy but gta online players have a combined IQ of under 10, that's why they are always in freemode screaming for someone to give them money, or have their music all the way up.
@Gabe Hernandez Bruh did you just said that you had easy time doing the heist with randoms? You're lying. Also, no need to call anyone "noob" If you don't know anything about his skills in the game.
Lmao I once did the heist with a random (I was host) which insisted that I should follow him and do his tactics. I waited like 10 min for him to arrive at the buyer cuz he didn’t get in the chopper
These heists are easy asf. You just need one person you can talk to. Never ever EVER do heists with randoms. That’s asking for trouble. I hate randoms so bad.
I play The big con and aggressive with aleast one random and they always do good and i never had problems i would usually tell them that if you do bad i won't give them a fair cut and usually they tend to always listen. I mean if one doesn't listen they are always other fishes at sea.
Anyone knows the most money you can make on the heist cause I only got 126,000 last time I done it and I’ve just started to run the Bogdan Heist Glitch since this was a fail
@@doneriskrasniqi7339 it's the one that takes the most time Do big con with gruppe sechs disguise for entry and noose exit You get in and out very easily and free money For aggressive enter from the sewers The heist is very easy
There's a couple different creatures when you do heists with randoms the clueless one, the ultimate god that just carries everyone, the rager, the chill one that just plays the game, and the 3 year old. lmk if I missed any lol
Playing with randoms can be good or terrible, made many friends while playing with randoms. But when it takes you over 20 times FOR A SETUP, then you give up.
I'd never start hiest with random < 40 lvl, it's just a waste of time. As example i have played prison break with 18 lvl guy on prison guard. He died 8 times
Even higher level randoms can fail so hard, Recently I did casino heist with 2 randoms, level 50 host and 800+. It supposed to be very easy since he choose Gruppe big con, which we are supposed to be able walk past those guards unarmed. but the trigger happy lv 800 random shoot the first guard on sight, causing us having to deal with those bulletproof helmet guards..... And later the level 800 random still continue looting even the vault begin to filled with nerve gas and died.
Im a level 85 and I'm pretty good at anything in this heist except *H a c k i n g* (I really hate it) if someone needs help just add me I don't have any problem: I'm from Xbox My ID is PRO SPRINGTRAP7 Depending on how much people is the take I want: Duo: 30% Trio: 25% Squad: 20%
It feels so good to be a nice person and a competent teammate in gta online. I try my best to help no matter what my cut is. I just wish the rest of the community could be like this.
Whenever I do the heist with 1 specific friend it goes great when we do it with our 2nd friend as well he screws up the mission every time, dies by jump down stairwells and falling to his death or alerting guards, then will blame me ( Like were idiots) and then complains the game is broken.
Hehe yeah. I did the same thing. Only randos and this one guy just kept dying so I started to bark at him in the mic a bit to make him get his shit together then I heard the scratches of a mic and a squeaky voice saying "Sorry, I'm only 8". Fuck me I swore like a drunk bum to a little kid. :/
John McEnroe in your defense little kids shouldn't be playing this game. Rockstar actually encourages little kids to play, which is the worst. why else would there be "forbidden text." didya know you can't name your character (male or female) Virginia? fucking bonkers.
Same, I had just got through one try with one crew then quit afterwards, then the next thing I knew I got away with 2 million dollars and nobody got wasted and we didn't even say a word
i got lucky and did act 3 today for my very first time with a random (im rank 118, he was about 106) without restarting from a checkpoint, did it in 44 mins. that was such an amazing feeling.
I actually pulled off this heist for first time just today. It was just me and one other random person with no mics, we did the aggressive style and we did it in the first on try.
I was doing the set up missions for the prison break heist with random and there was this level 1000 who kept dying and screwing up. must've been a modded account
>You start a heist lobby >wait 399 hours for 3 ppl that dont leave instantly >session started >you choosed an outfit and left the house >random lvl 386 dude leaves because why not >u wait 2843240 years untill you get back to your house >you started another lobby >you did the mission in half and nobody left yet > lvl 14 noob alerted the guards >heist setup failed >quick restart >lvl 14 messed up again >restart >he leaves. that's pretty much about it. Im stuck at Humane Labs set up EMP for over a week. Thank you doomsday heist for the need of at least 2 players
This was one of the main reason I stopped playing co op in games and teams in MW many years ago. Thanks to the discord I’m slowly finding people to play with.
I had this exact same experience it took me 9 hours to do the setups since I got the arcade from amazon prime (the one in Palermo bay) and then another 9 hours to get only 600k from the heist
Agreed. I can make more money in about 3 hours of play as CEO vs doing all those setups then the heist + all the deductions after you steal $2MM & only end up with $800K
You need to do that more often. That was hilarious. Fortunately, I have had good luck with the casino heist. The original heist however, reminded me of this
This has been the idea ive followed since the Pac Standard days. NEVER QUEUE FOR HEISTS WITH RANDOMS. PERIOD. It'll one, ruin your experience in gta, making you feel like everything is unobtainable and impossible. & 2 You'll almost NEVER complete one. If you do, you got extremely lucky, and likely matched with other competent people (which in GTA, lets admit it, is so freakin rare.)
I am no good at heists either since I have just recently started this game. The minimum thing I do is not shoot randomly. I always ask guys who start heists "how many times have you done it" or "what's next". I follow the lead mostly since most of the time I have no idea what to do for most of them.
one time i was doing big con with randoms and they chose roof escape than when we got to the roof a guy that was rank 120 didnt know how to open a parachute i was screaming in the mic he needed to press X but he didnt in that moment i just lost some of my brain ceels
I spend more time joining through casino quick job loading screen than actually playing the game. I often stop playing gta online because of the loading screen.
By not using the getaway vehicles which is non mandatory, you can pickup up or steal npc vehicles if you are smart to headshot them, then going to the sewers just when you are free of Stars level, dont drive through Los Santos freeway because it is swarmed by Noose, if the locations are from paleto bay bunker or facility depends on High Class, it is recommended to drive using Palomino Freeway or Del perro freeway to avoid getting pursued by cops
I'd say that it is completely worth it because for me the casino heist isn't very hard to do with randoms, and I have made over 20 million from getting most of the cut
Agreed. I can make more money in about 3 hours of play as CEO vs doing all those setups then the heist + all the deductions after you steal $2MM & only end up with $800K
@@goldenbaboon4383 bruh this is literally the best way to. make money for me, only takes 2 hours to do setups and 15 minutes to do the heist, and i do it with a random do I get 85%, easy 1.8 million.
@@cglover2141 idk I'm slow plus I dont play anymore because I got false banned because I was apparently modding and I dont feel like doing everything again because my account is reset
I remember playing the heist as bugsters with a random, without a mic and we completed the whole mission from the first try, we both know what we were doing and choose the right routes. I miss this sir I hope we play again :(
Andy is the name almost never, I barely lost any trollies and when I did it was on purpose (gold, locked behind two doors, etc.), I usually do it with only 2 people and barely lose money at all, as long as you get the right setups and know what you’re doing you can walk anyone through this, really the hard part is finding a person who can hack which is pretty common
@@ramenramen8072 alright so it actually was easy lol, me and my friend really struggled because we had no clue what we were doing but we Have completed the heist. Looking back now it is easy lol
I did heist with randoms .. no problem at all .. even sharing 25 % .. dont be afraid the 100 commenters i see writing here also sounds like fair players .. ( they are just afraid of other players and live in there moms bedroom playing games all day i guess ) :-) , DONT BE AFRAID ANYMORE IS JUST A GAME
MidnightDeluxe Gaming exactly. me and my 3 friends were bout to hop into a heist with a random but he wouldn’t ready up so we waited 5 minutes for the heist to start but as soon as the timer hit 1 second he left the game lol
GTA online heists: *uncreative, glitchy, not good payout, artificially challenging* Payday 2 heists: *fun, requires clever thinking, many spots to hide on map, infinite ways to complete heists, has backstory, not restricted to certain playstyles, can be done solo, etc etc etc.*
Me: Having a heart beat during silent and sneaky and the Big Con Bugstars when entering casino Me: sees Heavily Armored Guards Roaming Me: Are you FREAKING KIDDING ME?!
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Why so toxic I make 1 mill each heist with 1 random I stay away from silent an sneaky takes actually corporation
Bro if they don’t have a mic and you don’t know them. DO NOT DO HEIST. I really like these heist but you do need some coordination especially for sneaking around. I helped a stranger once and noticed my mic did not work. But we were able to communicate via his mic and me following him. It went very well. Took $2.5 mil just the 2 of us.
They aren't talking because they are roleplaying as their online character
OMG
To be fair, the OC is never actually even given the chance to speak because they’re either interrupted before they can or they’re hanging with Lamar. 😂
You win the award for best GTA related comment
@@justin2308 no thats not why. Gta online characters are mutes, ppl who cannot speak.
O k no they definitely can, the players just can't hear it, like when calling Lester to call the cops
Good old times when you had to wait 1 hour for the random guy to hack the Fleeca bank
Hey that last hack was hard asf
When the host would make you hacker and give you like 30% lol
I always remember the second hack being ThE worse
The last hack took me 30mins
Hince why as host i always played hacker since i can do all 3 hacks back to back 1 attempt possibly 2 attempts on a bad day.
"Never complete heists with random people"
Me, with no friends: ok, i guess Ill just...rob another corner store...
Jeo Trillio heists are just for fun they were never for money, except fleeca with double rewards and the bogdan glitch of course
tamal podrido gta online pisses me off cuz nothing gives a decent payout legit act 3 doomsday heist gives u 3 mil u can buy one vehicle and it’s all gone
@@dawsynlarson696 really? The casino heist has somewhat of a good payout, if only Lester and the crew didn't take a massive cut. Still though, I find them fun.
my lonely ass be like
If anyone needs someone to do heists with let me know :)
*Meanwhile, playing the prison break*
*pilot crashes*
*demolitions afk*
*prison officer dies*
TrueMrPremium aye I’ve been trying to finish that but I’ve never found a good teammate do you play on ps4
@Francisco A G aaand, if the pilot has any idea how this heist works, then protection from the demolition isn't needed at all. TH-cam is our friend, and I have absolutely no idea, why people join heists they know NOTHING about. Dumbest possible thing you can do in this game.
Francisco A G yeah I just started a new character and no ones letting me be prisoner only pilot
YCN Glock I’m on ps4 I can help out my GT is the same as my TH-cam name
@tokyodriftkid15 not as bad as mine. I was flying the velum behind the jets to avoid getting shot. The demolition destroys the jet, no problem there right?...
Wrong, the jet somehow turned around while falling to the ground and shot his minigun at my plane, the plane engine was litterally on fire... and yet somehow I managed to keep flying, land the plane, take off again and get to the drop off point, the plane was on fire the entire time.
The velum was destroyed
The good old times...
The easiest job if they have the intelligence to just stay behind the jets.
Matt Denham I think you should have said experience instead of intelligence. Gta experience tells you to stay behind them, whereas intelligence will tell you to fly as far away as possible
Fk this shit
I've done this heist at least 4 times in the past two days. Every time I'm the pilot. I don't know whether it's a good or a bad thing.
Randoms in this game are either 5 year olds who just picked up a controller for the first time or absolute gods that will carry us through the entire mission, there is literally no in between
As an absolute god who carries other randoms because I can. I can say that I have never ran into another player in between pure noob, and absolute god.
I was the in between for the casino heist until a pure god joined my lobby and now I’m a pure god too
I am jesus christ at hacking no matter what
Everyone in this comment section is rubbing their own cocks
@@123455866201Aaron hope you know that includes you lmao
This is 10x more entertaining then watching successful heists
Read my thoughts, bro
@Making it Simple Oh hey...how's it goin' eh??
Making it Simple ohhh you know how it is...just fuckin’ givin’ er everyday..sometimes ya just gotta send it!
DeFHoez true
sometimes randoms are absolute chads though
i played big con with a random lvl 20 guy and we managed to sneak in and out easily
I wish I was that fortunate 😔
I mean gruppe approach is not that hard it's pretty easy but from i could tell you hacked the doors and the level 20 grabbed the loot which is a good idea nonetheless but still gruppe is ridiculously easy anyone could do it. But GGs on that heist.
Unless its not gruppe then Huge props to you and that level 20 those must be pretty difficult.
@@WyntersWay
It was Gruppe Sechs. I never managed to sneak _out_ before, the alarm always went off. We even got the money in the other vault.
I want to try and do the Yung Ancestor approach, but that one sounds like a pain in the ass to pull off sneakily.
@@ChamChamRealSmooth 1. You get a cool azz hoodie and sweater.
2. You gotta loot the vault before the timer hits zero if you want more time in the vault get avi Schwartzman he is really good for big con or slient and sneaky if you have him and also another tip use paige for the aggressive approach and not avi trust me you'll make a lil more extra cash if you went with paige beside from avi.
U know what hurts? Waiting an hour to get people on ur heist then right as u pull up to the place one of the player quit
Or the host left
Just went through that yesterday, but the guy’s game crashed when we were feet away from the buyers. We still finished it later, but it still hurt -.-
There’s nothing more painful than a player disconnecting from the extremely difficult heist that took ours when you’re soo close to finishing
Pain.
yea this happened to me once except I was the one who got disconnected bc rockstars servers
It’s not the lack of communication that’s the problem, if you find decent randoms who read the what’s on the screen and listen to Lester then it’s easy.
You assume the average gta player knows how to read
@@Jmandude5 cuz they do though, not everyones illiterate
Gorbeast gaming clearly some people are, else you’d have noticed I said “the average gta player” not “every gta player”
@@Jmandude5 you said " u assume"
Reread what you just wrote
3:19: *flawlessly swipes both keycards with pristine precision*
Lester: “Are you seriously screwing this up?”
Earthworm Sally :o earthworm sally im your biggest fan!
5:46
TGG: how do u feel about this level 13
Other guy: not sure to be honest
Level 13: turns to level 14
Promise thats not a link to my channel
@@Hadi.Hussein what do u mean
@@yunggalaxyy6429 oh it was the how u like me now meme. I thought because now hes level 14 the persin will think differently
Thats how mafia works
4:04
What everyone says about the GTA Online Protagonist.
😂😂😂
Also works for middle school
Mr. Divergent what everyone says about Claude from gta 3 also
Justin_heelflips funny thing is the GTA 3 Cops yells at Claude by Saying “ everything you say is shit”
Mr. Divergent
Red Dead Online: Kiss my ass
Plot twist: they had a party that you weren’t in
Me and my friends do this a lot
tanklord99 that's so fucked 😂
Sounds like me in 3rd grade whenever a kid had a B-Day party
Doing heist with randoms:
You wait, and wait and again wait more to find some ppl to do heist.
Then you find some ppl and wait heist starting.
Finally heist starts, you play 2mins and somebody dies.
Mission fails aaaaaand everybody leaves.....
:')
Facts!!!!
Does anyone else have problems with randomly being spotted in the casino finale heist?
Its the metal detectors I think bc it happened to me to
yes me too, always got spotted at some point when doing stealth dont know why
It’s the fucking worst
Definitely restarted at least a dozen times before my squad found a reliable way to make it down there. I wouldn't make any extra movements or shots unless I am required to. Also shocking shocked cameras seemed to trigger the alarms.
Especially down in the basement once we go down the stairs and perfectly time our shots that fucking guard to the left when you get passed the camera through the double doors,always spots us or something and it pisses me off
GTA v’s community is the most braindead of all It’s really rare to find a smart human being with common sense in it
KingsHeathDon91 all the time
CaN u GiVe mE MuNeYY?
Javascript Kiddie exactly 😂
Yesterday when I was playing GTA Online, I was heading for the casino. Then I saw a player's sport car out of the casino at the main entrance. I took it and did some jobs and destroyed some goods. The car was extremely FAST. Then when I finished I saw on the map the player out of the casino and looking for his car. I delivered the car to him like nothing happened and he got away. I'm 14 years old by the way
@@moaazmedhat467 one of my friends is also 14 year old and does only good things, sadly he no longer plays the game due to lag issuess but i can say that he's the most mature friend i have xd im nearly 18.
“Can’t believe you did that without talking “ best part
That part kinda easy even without a mic
Just mash X as soon as the animation has finished
Yes
You dont needs mic's u can back up camera an watch an see when other person swipes
That's the dumbest part u don't need a mic when you see them swipe the card
Can’t believe I actually did this with a random I later found out he was like 8 😂
Ah, must have a great gaming future then. Those are wierd to find these days.
Why tf is an 8 year old playing an 18+ game?
@@tasinal-hassan8268 Anything thats 18+ a child will play it like any game you find will be filled with children 18+ or not
Tasin Al-Hassan because their parents don’t actually know what they’re buying them
That kid probably is smarter than 75% of the GTA community if he managed to complete it.
“Holy shit you actually did that without talking” 🤣 maybe they were in their own voice chat? Oblivious to you talking.
nah man they didn't know each other, I matched with one of them again after the first heist
@@TGG_ woosh
TGG fair enough, still, your reaction was funny AF!
@@JoseFloresEC wrong use of woosh
@@JoseFloresEC you kids will say woosh at everything smh
**Literally cleared out the prison on prison break** and then "the velum was destroyed"
@Shaggy And then the prison group dies every two seconds.
how about this one. probably 5th time i was able to get 4 people together to do the finale. i always pick pilot for obvious reasons. usually people die in the prison when im pilot, but this time we make it, get everyone on the plane. then one teammate dies while we are parachuting to the beach at the end 🙃🙃🙃
@@guillermogutierrez-santana4446 and then the pilot decides that the motorway is a great place to land the plane
@@sorcererCermet One jumped from plane, parachuting then accidently chopped by nearby helicopter
@@prateekpanwar646 while we got this thread, im gonna throw a hint that another player gave me about prison break. as the pilot in the finale, don't take off from LSIA until the timer hits 3:00. by the time you get to the airfield the prisoner will be out and buzzard will be in air. it was a literal cakewalk after doing that
This is why I never play heists, almost no one has mics, I barely have friends, and if I do have friends that have mics, most of them don’t really play gta anymore.
dяαgχи яαgє same my friends just play fortnite all the time they dont play gta that often:(
Maahin Chowdhury Ik, that’s all they play. I don’t get how people play a battle royale game ALL the time. It’s literally only little you can do on there, where on gta, you can do whatever you want.
Yup my friends play only fortnite too
What platform you guys play?
PURRPDAMURDAER
On Xbox one send me friend request let me know if anyone needs help on the heist
1:43 “We haven’t even made it into the casino yet dude” LMAOOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂
That's how I've felt on some heists. Like, fuckin' seriously?
*Swiping keycards*
TGG: Eeehy, that was good!
Lester: ARE YOU SERIOUSLY SCREWING THIS UP?!?!?!?
Imagine a world where you can do heists alone with 3 AI partners, like history heist. It would be so easy and if some player left the session they will be replaced for an AI.
IA?
@@PixelParanoid intelligence Artificial.
@@X-BAIO then say AI my guy 😂😂😂
Evolutionerizocapo59 nigga said IA 😭
@@PixelParanoid Sorry, thats was because y speak spanish, and in spanish the acronym is IA and i got confused.
This why I don’t do heists, I don’t have any friends and I refuse to do heists with randoms cause that’s just a headache every time
1DayVd but i tought im your Friend 😖
1DayVd 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Do u play on ps4?
You on PS4 or Xbox or PC
Same here, my og crew is no more. Lost through the years of this game. I don't care about rank as long as there competent, use mic, and aren't 12yrs old.
Me: *a person who loved the heists in story mode*
*sees this*
Me: "Well, my dreams are crushed, I have no friends to do heists with"
I feel u bro just no friends to play games with in general Im down to play with u if u want and ur on the pc version
@@buddy3007 That would be nice, but one of my main problems is the lack of mic, cam etc. I recently got a pc and it didn't come with them so.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@Azriel_YT Yeah, I'd be great to form a group from these replies, but I think my problem with online is that you're expected to have a mic or it's difficult. _.
@Azriel_YT I'm on pc (not sure if you can crossplay) and I don't have a mic (I usually use my phone), but then I don't really like speaking in general, it's like an anxiety thing.
@Azriel_YT Yeah, I do have discord, but if we can't cross-play, what do we do?
I’m mostly a solo player but my god, heists were the most infuriating thing ever to be made with randoms / friends that don’t listen
You on xbox ps4 or pc? Ill play with you if you're on xbox
SaintedCat I’m on Xbox, what’s your name on Xbox
@@rhugarr SaintedCat2372 is my name ill be on in like 20 mins. Whats your gamertag
Okay now let’s do the humane raids lab and Deliver the EMP 😂
The Series A Bikers
Brandon D Pacific Standard on Hard.. Convey Setup... No one destroys Savage before convoy gets to bridge... Next thing you know.. Explosive shots rain down and everyone gets obliterated... Forget to shoot gunner on top of insurgent or Decides to grenade the convoy, which then blows up the truck
It'z Wolf Oh my god, I’m getting Vietnam flashbacks
Bro I did the EMP mission with three random Italian guys and spent about 2 hours on it at least it was fun
Brandon D
This was the moment when I gave up! There is always one who shoots and shoots again and again and doesn’t know why we failed again...
What's funny is that randoms that always die in heist are usually the ones to request like 30% of the cut or more lol
IKR.
Your reactions at 10:00 with the realisation you’re being kicked back to the the checkpoint, was the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time
At around 10:53, that dude parachuting in like a boss had me in stitches. I had to replay that landing several times 😂😂😂😂
5:40
"how do you feel about this lvl 13?"
"ahh not goo-"
*lvl 13 becomes lvl 14*
giga brain move by lvl 14
I’m the rare random that shows up in heists and is the team player.
ChuckO fax
In heists I am the friendliest guy you'll ever meet. But on free mode you'd better run.
Not me, i come to fuck up everything 🔫
And Im a rare random who just play the heist just for fun. Even with 5% cut, it still no problem to me.
@@Legoman11 cringe
Never do heists with randoms.
Even the Casino heist in Aggressive approach(which is the easiest) randoms will die, they never listen.
Doing the Big Con and Silent and sneaky with randoms will give you a stroke.
The heists are easy but gta online players have a combined IQ of under 10, that's why they are always in freemode screaming for someone to give them money, or have their music all the way up.
@Gabe Hernandez talk to me when you actually upload gta on your channel
@Gabe Hernandez Bruh did you just said that you had easy time doing the heist with randoms? You're lying.
Also, no need to call anyone "noob" If you don't know anything about his skills in the game.
Gabe Hernandez should i buy an mc?
Lmao I once did the heist with a random (I was host) which insisted that I should follow him and do his tactics. I waited like 10 min for him to arrive at the buyer cuz he didn’t get in the chopper
Yh I always felt that they need to be a bit more forgiving with the lives when your playing with randoms
This was so painful to watch
so is ur channel icon with a fly on it
And relateble ( i have no friends)
I felt this pain sooo often. I can play one or two days a week 3 hours at 10 pm - there are no 3 friends who wait for me to have time to play 😢
@@gerhardm.7393 I can help u im on GTA a lot
Same to play
These heists are easy asf. You just need one person you can talk to. Never ever EVER do heists with randoms. That’s asking for trouble. I hate randoms so bad.
I play The big con and aggressive with aleast one random and they always do good and i never had problems i would usually tell them that if you do bad i won't give them a fair cut and usually they tend to always listen. I mean if one doesn't listen they are always other fishes at sea.
But for the slient and sneaky i would have to agree because in order to do this you would have to communicate or just go loud that's the only way.
Heirs?? Ransom? Did you kidnap a fxcking princess?
I go on ps4 and join a heist community where people join your party with mics
Anyone knows the most money you can make on the heist cause I only got 126,000 last time I done it and I’ve just started to run the Bogdan Heist Glitch since this was a fail
This is like trying to play chess with a donkey
I've made millions out of this heist rn
Most important rule: don't play silent and sneaky
my friend is thinking of buying the casino for heists, but why not sneaky?
@@doneriskrasniqi7339 it's the one that takes the most time
Do big con with gruppe sechs disguise for entry and noose exit
You get in and out very easily and free money
For aggressive enter from the sewers
The heist is very easy
@@jay_mp4 k. Thx for the advise :D
@@doneriskrasniqi7339 np
Doneris Krasniqi you don’t buy the casino for heists, you buy the arcade.
There's a couple different creatures when you do heists with randoms the clueless one, the ultimate god that just carries everyone, the rager, the chill one that just plays the game, and the 3 year old. lmk if I missed any lol
Playing with randoms can be good or terrible, made many friends while playing with randoms. But when it takes you over 20 times FOR A SETUP, then you give up.
THIS. THIS RIGHT HERE. Thank you for saying this.
Yeah but nobody joins your setups
I'd never start hiest with random < 40 lvl, it's just a waste of time. As example i have played prison break with 18 lvl guy on prison guard. He died 8 times
Even higher level randoms can fail so hard, Recently I did casino heist with 2 randoms, level 50 host and 800+. It supposed to be very easy since he choose Gruppe big con, which we are supposed to be able walk past those guards unarmed. but the trigger happy lv 800 random shoot the first guard on sight, causing us having to deal with those bulletproof helmet guards..... And later the level 800 random still continue looting even the vault begin to filled with nerve gas and died.
@@pikachu8508 lol
Lovely Minx i did this heist with level 22 and he was actually good. in n out with no cops
Im a level 85 and I'm pretty good at anything in this heist except *H a c k i n g* (I really hate it) if someone needs help just add me I don't have any problem:
I'm from Xbox
My ID is PRO SPRINGTRAP7
Depending on how much people is the take I want:
Duo: 30%
Trio: 25%
Squad: 20%
You know, some randoms under lvl 40 may be hidden lvl 400 due to new character.
3:19
Lester's "ARE YOU SERIOUSLY SCREWING THIS UP?!" would have been just perfect if they legit fucked up
It feels so good to be a nice person and a competent teammate in gta online. I try my best to help no matter what my cut is. I just wish the rest of the community could be like this.
Rockstar has the perfect solution for everyone
Buy a 🦈Megalodon 💳
Except don't buy a megalodon because then you'll have the equipment but not the skill to back it up.
More like megalodown
Mission Failed, One of the guards were alerted - Humane Labs Deliver EMP
Heist failed
________ has died
The velum was destroyed
________ has left
This is what the rest of us have to deal with. I could do all the heists on my own given enough time.
Dude search on the internet for a crew then all ur worries go away
"I JUST USED THE SNACKS!"
Relateable
@@amusedpiegon3512 especially on act 3
I like how I did this heist like 5 times, with my friend, duo, and we did it better than a 4 man team made out of strangers lol
Whenever I do the heist with 1 specific friend it goes great when we do it with our 2nd friend as well he screws up the mission every time, dies by jump down stairwells and falling to his death or alerting guards, then will blame me ( Like were idiots) and then complains the game is broken.
Hehe yeah. I did the same thing. Only randos and this one guy just kept dying so I started to bark at him in the mic a bit to make him get his shit together then I heard the scratches of a mic and a squeaky voice saying "Sorry, I'm only 8". Fuck me I swore like a drunk bum to a little kid. :/
John McEnroe in your defense little kids shouldn't be playing this game. Rockstar actually encourages little kids to play, which is the worst. why else would there be "forbidden text." didya know you can't name your character (male or female) Virginia? fucking bonkers.
😂😂😂
@skorn they are Saudia Arabian's. I'm Egyptian
Why is an 8 year old playing GTA V
@@midknightshade330 none of your business
I lost my shit when the random died from the gas 🤣
Also, the Gruppe Sechs approach in the big con is the best.
*Finally done with Prison Break after a hell lot of tries and waiting, just need to fly off in the distant*
*Teammate leaves*
tbh.. I actually done it first attempt with randoms
I got so lucky lol they were absolute GODS no one died
Same we were smashing it on Aggressive with no deaths and 1.8M and one dude left during the last bit smh
Same, I had just got through one try with one crew then quit afterwards, then the next thing I knew I got away with 2 million dollars and nobody got wasted and we didn't even say a word
I even forget that GTA has voice chat. Always leave it disabled because it's only some random kid screaming in the lobby lmao
does anyone has the problem were players go freakn AFK in survival modes?
Oh how did you get here?
*I didnt know u like gta*
@@ishitupsidedown weeb
@@geragp1187 bro you speak English?
@@kaetehara look at the main commentor’s pfp
@@geragp1187 no it said translate to english
I tried doing silent and sneaky with randoms and ended up getting paid like 100k. Don’t play with randoms.
You can, just do Big Con with bug disguise.
@@staLkerhu why the hell would you go with the bug disguise?
@@josef733 it's the most easiest since you dont fight alot of npc or have to be sneaky. Even if your new bigcon should be a breeze
laura garcia no you go with the Groupe Sechs! that’s the one you don’t kill anyone with , literally the easiest approach
I remember doing the very last heist of the "Doomsday heist", on hard, with randoms, it took me f*cking 6 hours.
i got lucky and did act 3 today for my very first time with a random (im rank 118, he was about 106) without restarting from a checkpoint, did it in 44 mins. that was such an amazing feeling.
TGG: im never doing that again
R*: releases new heist
TGG: ah shit, here we go again
I actually pulled off this heist for first time just today. It was just me and one other random person with no mics, we did the aggressive style and we did it in the first on try.
That's soo crazy -but no one asked-
@@Trippii I'm just sharing a story -asshole what a comment section is for-
@@Trippii that so crazy no asked you
I was doing the set up missions for the prison break heist with random and there was this level 1000 who kept dying and screwing up. must've been a modded account
>You start a heist lobby
>wait 399 hours for 3 ppl that dont leave instantly
>session started
>you choosed an outfit and left the house
>random lvl 386 dude leaves because why not
>u wait 2843240 years untill you get back to your house
>you started another lobby
>you did the mission in half and nobody left yet
> lvl 14 noob alerted the guards
>heist setup failed
>quick restart
>lvl 14 messed up again
>restart
>he leaves.
that's pretty much about it. Im stuck at Humane Labs set up EMP for over a week.
Thank you doomsday heist for the need of at least 2 players
Yep
Dude was like “oh boy here I go carrying again!”
This was one of the main reason I stopped playing co op in games and teams in MW many years ago. Thanks to the discord I’m slowly finding people to play with.
I had this exact same experience it took me 9 hours to do the setups since I got the arcade from amazon prime (the one in Palermo bay) and then another 9 hours to get only 600k from the heist
Agreed. I can make more money in about 3 hours of play as CEO vs doing all those setups then the heist + all the deductions after you steal $2MM & only end up with $800K
Dude get eight but or videogeddon
@@goldenbaboon4383 thanks god cayo perico heist came out
@@goldenbaboon4383 9 hours???
You need to do that more often. That was hilarious. Fortunately, I have had good luck with the casino heist. The original heist however, reminded me of this
Eagerly waiting for Part - III of this "Never with randoms again.." Series! 😂😂😂😂
Ok, that headshot while you were sneaking in for a knife was priceless
I dont know why but seeing someone else struggle with this is so entertaining. Do more of these videos😂
This has been the idea ive followed since the Pac Standard days. NEVER QUEUE FOR HEISTS WITH RANDOMS. PERIOD. It'll one, ruin your experience in gta, making you feel like everything is unobtainable and impossible. & 2 You'll almost NEVER complete one. If you do, you got extremely lucky, and likely matched with other competent people (which in GTA, lets admit it, is so freakin rare.)
I am no good at heists either since I have just recently started this game. The minimum thing I do is not shoot randomly. I always ask guys who start heists "how many times have you done it" or "what's next". I follow the lead mostly since most of the time I have no idea what to do for most of them.
one time i was doing big con with randoms and they chose roof escape than when we got to the roof a guy that was rank 120 didnt know how to open a parachute i was screaming in the mic he needed to press X but he didnt in that moment i just lost some of my brain ceels
I was doing the silent and sneaky one and at the metal detector part other people would run straight in and it would say i alerted the guard
I spend more time joining through casino quick job loading screen than actually playing the game.
I often stop playing gta online because of the loading screen.
I did this with 3 people, no mics, and undetected also we went out through the sewer, we all did....
how
By not using the getaway vehicles which is non mandatory, you can pickup up or steal npc vehicles if you are smart to headshot them, then going to the sewers just when you are free of Stars level, dont drive through Los Santos freeway because it is swarmed by Noose, if the locations are from paleto bay bunker or facility depends on High Class, it is recommended to drive using Palomino Freeway or Del perro freeway to avoid getting pursued by cops
Another option is Helicopter which exist in either normal or hard in the nearest police station
Everytime its a noob,leaver and a troll when you play with strangers
I'm impressed that you got this far I didn't even make it past the heist setup when playing with strangers
It hurts when some random ask for a bigger cut when they didn’t help with the setup are prep and they die 20 times
Or when u lvl above 100 and pricks kick you out even tho u could complete the heist on ur own
@@rutrakainmeiez5107 yup
"i just used the snacks!!!" me every time
>robbing a casino
>sees nerve gas coming out of everywhere
>goes looting
>tries to escape
>fucking dies at the last meter
0:20 Everything is fine nothing special to see
This video is a perfect example on why I will never do this heist ever again. It is one of the biggest rip off IF NOT THE biggest rip off in the game.
I'd say that it is completely worth it because for me the casino heist isn't very hard to do with randoms, and I have made over 20 million from getting most of the cut
Agreed. I can make more money in about 3 hours of play as CEO vs doing all those setups then the heist + all the deductions after you steal $2MM & only end up with $800K
@@goldenbaboon4383 bruh this is literally the best way to. make money for me, only takes 2 hours to do setups and 15 minutes to do the heist, and i do it with a random do I get 85%, easy 1.8 million.
@@nick9115 it takes you 2 hours to do setups?!?! Do you fall asleep? Takes me an hour...sometimes less
@@cglover2141 idk I'm slow plus I dont play anymore because I got false banned because I was apparently modding and I dont feel like doing everything again because my account is reset
I remember playing the heist as bugsters with a random, without a mic and we completed the whole mission from the first try, we both know what we were doing and choose the right routes. I miss this sir I hope we play again :(
Take rest for few days dude..You are seriously injured!
😂😂😂
Btw, Thanks for entertaining us at your cost! 😂😂
😂
My last 3 brain cells are the 3 people I squad up with in any heist.
funnier thing: the enemies in the casino uses the marine dialogue like "dieeeee" and the alarm is from the fort zancudo alarm lol
That happens to me with randoms. They shoot cameras every time I go roof terrace or helipad
TGG: don’t do heist with random people
Me: *does it anyways and completes it first try everytime*
1. You are lucky
2. How much money did you lose/not pick up?
Andy is the name almost never, I barely lost any trollies and when I did it was on purpose (gold, locked behind two doors, etc.), I usually do it with only 2 people and barely lose money at all, as long as you get the right setups and know what you’re doing you can walk anyone through this, really the hard part is finding a person who can hack which is pretty common
The only casino heist you can do with strangers is the loud option where you enter through the sewers
true, there's just no way to fuck it up 😄
Man I fucking tried the sneaky way it's actually so difficult
It was ez
@@ramenramen8072 alright so it actually was easy lol, me and my friend really struggled because we had no clue what we were doing but we Have completed the heist. Looking back now it is easy lol
@@cain6924 lol
Do Dugan shipments
Of the target is art work, silent and sneaky with randoms Will be more easy
Don't worry getting hit alarm
I did heist with randoms .. no problem at all .. even sharing 25 % .. dont be afraid the 100 commenters i see writing here also sounds like fair players .. ( they are just afraid of other players and live in there moms bedroom playing games all day i guess ) :-) , DONT BE AFRAID ANYMORE IS JUST A GAME
You implying to live a better life than others? Hah ok.
Tgg: Why can’t he scoop it up
Rockstar: ........... HERE IT IS
0:38 when your brain is too big and you have to sacrifice a few braincells
I was playing a heist this week and as we were about to complete it this dude left
Thats called a Griefer
His internet might've spazzed out. I've had dumbass crashes or connection drops ruin a good run.
@Sean Stell No there's Heist Griefer's as well who just join to waste your time.
MidnightDeluxe Gaming exactly. me and my 3 friends were bout to hop into a heist with a random but he wouldn’t ready up so we waited 5 minutes for the heist to start but as soon as the timer hit 1 second he left the game lol
@Sean Stell Or just leave last second, dying laughing because he/she knows they just pissed off 3 other people.
"So what do you think about this lvl 13"
"not sure to be honest"
the lvl 13:
*randomly turns in to a lvl14
GTA online heists: *uncreative, glitchy, not good payout, artificially challenging*
Payday 2 heists: *fun, requires clever thinking, many spots to hide on map, infinite ways to complete heists, has backstory, not restricted to certain playstyles, can be done solo, etc etc etc.*
I mean 1.2 mil payout is good
They are only glitchey
The fact u tried hard difficulty made this harder to watch😂
Me: Having a heart beat during silent and sneaky and the Big Con Bugstars when entering casino
Me: sees Heavily Armored Guards Roaming
Me: Are you FREAKING KIDDING ME?!
For some reason I can tell you're a nice guy just from your voice.