My Boyfriend Teaches Me Jiu Jitsu 2
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"oh wait we're going somewhere my GOD i would've packed a bag if i knew we were going somewhere" LMAOOOOOOOOOO
😂😂😂😂 TOO GOOD
"BOY I CAN BOWL YOU UNDER THE TABLE"
“I WOULD HAVE PACKED A BAG IF I KNEW WE WERE GOING SOMEWHERE” 😂
4:28
Tia E So *thats* what she said! I rewatched it so many times trying to figure that out. Your comment from a year ago literally saved my sanity. Thank you.
I love her stress reaction jokes in these videos. I know they won't make a fourth one, so I'll have to treasure these.
the voice she did annihilates me every time
This is such an underrated statement I’m glad it’s giving the recognition it deserves! It’s so funny! 😂
Watching Jenna learn how to do-jitsu is like watching Marbles learn how to sit on a hard surface
You got your 500th hundred like. Youre welcome
Do this is so accurate
I really can't remember what blog it was but it was in there old house and Marbles peed on the floor and he was looking guilty and sitting in the hard wood floor for like 30 seconds
The video is called caught in Julian's channel and the time stamp is 5:44 I think
Well it's more like 2 -3 seconds but its marbles so 🤷
A video where Jenna and Julian try to pick each other up with hella cheesey pickup lines
Kiana Lea omg yes!
Yes!! I need this😂
Kiana Lea YES
OMG YES PLEASE!!
Kiana Lea yes 😂😂 that needs to happen
I feel like Jenna would win any fight by creepily touching her opponent.
Nichole Boismenue this
omg first
JennaMarbles I love u so much. U have helped with stuff I can't even explain how much it hurt. But when u make me laugh I instantly feel better. Ur so genuine and kind❤u keep doing u every day all day.
Nichole Boismenue yeahhhhh
Nichole Boismenue or by giving them "the face"
or "jenna harnessing the aries energy she claims to hate for twelve minutes straight"
thefaceofinsecurity A Virgo becoming an Aries in an Aries Only Zone
Aquarius energy lol
Omg this is aquarius energy lol
this whole time, she’s just been collecting that Aries energy
actually she has asc sagitario and a venus in scorpio
It’s all fun and games until Jenna bowls you under the table
I read "until Jenna blows you under the table" and I felt SO uncomfortable that I had a crisis
I read that as bowels under the table and was disturbed
Bye Christian Grey, hello Julien Yellow
frankgolightly I'm fucking dead 😂😂😂
frankgolightly BEST EVER
frankgolightly Julien blue?
Actually now, Julien Grey
fifty shades of BOOOIIII WHATS THAT COLOR IN YA HEAD
I think you meant those were your... jiu jitshoes
Ariel Get out.
She got the jiu jist of it.)
Ariel Oh my
This is so funny
i thought the same thing omg pun level one million
Everytime jenna goes for a kiss, julien turns into a kindergartener trying to get away from an annoying girl with a crush🤣🤣
It's so fuckin cute
Jenna: I'm freestyling *lifts foot slowly*
Julien: *slaps foot down*
Jenna: aw shit my plan has been foiled.
"Do *NOT* lick my fingers"
"I'm so sorry Sensei. Sensei forgive me Nunchuck Master Daddy I'm so sorry" 😂😂
Chiara Perfetto 😂😂
I legit couldn’t breathe throughout this whole video😂😂😂
i was hearing that exactly as i was reading it lmao
Chiara Perfetto yeah thst part made me spit out my water
Chiara Perfetto “FORGIVE ME FOR MY MISTAKES”
I have never laughed at a video so hard I'm in tears
Why do I have to put my name? SAME!!!
Why do I have to put my name? There really are actual tears. Too funny
Why do I have to put my name? SAME
Why do I have to put my name? The first one is funnier but it's close.
Why do I have to put my name? sammmmeee
"I'm not sensei"
"What are you?"
"I'm Julien."
Maggie McLeish numbchuck daddy
I’ve watched this an UNHOLY amount of times
Me too. It's gold. Comedy gold.
honestly sameee and the whole series
i actually really wanna see a video of jenna playing softball
Me too holy shit
Jar Jar Binks let's get this to top comment
Jar Jar Binks +
YEESSSSS. Jenna and Julien should have a softball-off. Then Jenna can have her revenge.
YES X100000
Am I the only one that has to watch Jenna's videos atleast three times to absorb them properly
pwinza I absolutely *have to*
lmao they give me so much sensory overload
pwinza same!! I watched it at least twice right after the next and it's still funny!
pwinza yesssss totally me too
sameeeee
People say that Disney give young girls unrealistic expectations of relationships but honestly Jenna and Julien have given me unrealistic expectations
Difference is that this expectation is healthy and the Disney-ones aren't.
Jenna: **is on her stomach**
Julien: *get on your back*
Jenna: *iM oN mY bAcK*
julien: breathes
jenna: *50 SHADES DARKER*
FairyyFloss I DON'T WANNA LIVE-
OOOOOO WOOAH OH OH OHH OH
and the new york accent
yaaaassssss nunchuck master daddy 😂😂
Find yourself a man who makes you say fifty shades darka just by breathing
jenna:does anything
julien:no
im in too *Julien
trashjusttrash I
trashjusttrash 😂😂😂
DO NOT
trashjusttrash cicciona
nobody:
jenna: fifty shades darker *ooowOOAAaaooAAh*
What song is that?
Every 50 shades joke had me rolling 😂
That's why this is my favorite in this series. That and it's just funny as hell overall.
50 shades darkher
died every time !!
BLEH OOOOHH OH OH OOOH OOHHH
I died everytime she said fifty shades darker 😂😂
Kiana Dyer lmao for real me too
Oml😂
Kiana Dyer Omg same 😂😂😂
Kiana Dyer same
Kiana Dyer same lmaoooooooo
1:06 THE WAY HE LOOKS AT HER MELTS MY HEART
When I clicked on the time the video glitched
@@platelett5958 That's because it made TH-cam's heart melt too.
6:46 how is Jenna’s ability to match pitch without reference so perfect???? I could never
People who are musical can hear music very clearly in their memory.
What song is it?
It's so funny that Julian is trying really hard not to be sexual (maybe out of respect for the art) and Jenna is trying harder to foil him.
best part. "poor" julien
BeatlesNinja lol
@@spyder976 nah his skills come in handy I'm sure ;)
@@spyder976 Jenna discovered new kinks after her first video
The best way I can describe how I feel about this comment section is... DO NOT
ALL OF THE "FIFTY SHADES DARKER" THINGIES ARE
6:45 7:17 7:32 9:13 9:31 10:56
YOU'RE WELCOME!
SassyLemonXD THANK YOU
SassyLemonXD the last one had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂
SassyLemonXD living for this 😂😩😭
IM LAUGHING SO HARD HAHAH THANK YOU
SassyLemonXD as
So basically Jiu-Jitsu is the most sexual thing I've ever seen.
It would be really good for my touch-starved self if i could do sport
@@taritangeo4948 Ah, finally found my fellow Jenna-starved viewers.
That first position looked like missionary
@@nickcastaneda203 thanks for that one nick
@@taritangeo4948 i do it and i’m still touch starved lmao
11:05
Jenna kicks Julian
Julian: doesn’t flinch at all
Julian: ow
You should take jiu jitsu classes in secret and then do another one of these and surprise him with a bunch of kick ass moves
Omg that would be fucking hilarious!!
samistrying yesss this 🙌🏻
samistrying LMAO I WOULD FUCKING DIE
samistrying YES
great idea
Get you a man who sings '50 Shades Darker' and whispers "Bow and Arrow choke" into your ear while you're making a train
Khadijah Torres GERARD
yes i need a manz like that
aniqa 😂😂😂
NOT whisper
i like ur profile pic
julien- no kissing!
jenna- leans over him 'yes dojo master'
Julien is SO attractive in this video-like normally he’s stunning, but here he’s positively ethereal
Agreed! I am in the minority but I am not a fan on the facial hair he sports now. Esp the Ned Flanders. If she likes it, that is what matters, but this era, deeelicious.
Sandra L yeah same
Luvs to be Cold I just-
His mustache is very spicy 🌶 and is my favorite facial hair of his
If these guys ever break up imma pack my bags and leave this earth.
Le Corinth well at least we have 3 new planets that NASA discovered 😂😂XD
Arielle La Pierre you mean seven?
they re freaking married
Sayuri chan ???
Le Corinth same I love them too much
"I'm so sorry sensei. Sensei forgive me nunchuck master daddy." I'M DYING LAUGHING
Zaneta Wilkinson SAME!
im dying of laughter just because of that part then i seen this comment and it made me laugh harder
Zaneta Wilkinson same I laughed so hard when she said that
4:38 I've never seen someone so threatened by their 2-inch tall girlfriend before
Jenna, stop flirting with your friend! He clearly sees you only as a friend. Sowwy...
kraken I’m honestly just as confused, I hope it is...?
Y’all this is a new meme
It's not a joke guys they're just friends.
Irene Rose are you for real when did this happen? I’m so confuzzled
Crazy Cookie
It’s just a meme! 😊
The real best couple on TH-cam
Extreme Potato I would like this comment, but it has 420 likes and I don't want to ruin it. Consider this comment liked.
i thought this was ME
I just read that as julien said "why do you move like a SLOTH" Lol omg
False. The real best friends on TH-cam
*sucks in air* okay but, Dan and Phil
"I would've packed a bag if I knew we were going somewhere!" I DIED.
Barrett Jaso seriously the funniest part of the video
Barrett Jaso what time is that at
^^ Reese Madison 4:29
Barrett Jaso I'm going to make a remix of that
4:27 :)
I'm so jealous of their relationship.
AJ Ewing they have a great friendship
what relationship? they are obviously just friends smh
Ok, so does anyone else think Julien looks absolutely precious when he says "spider guard"?
Azelia Ramos yasss
I was hoping for this comment
Azelia Ramos mee! I had to replay it. Its so cute
Azelia Ramos oh my god I was actually going to comment the exact same thing XD
yess
teach julien how to go go dance
thats actually such a good idea omfg
MissMemeXX yeeesssss
MissMemeXX YESSD
MissMemeXX yes
THATS THE INTERNET WE ALL DREAM OF
Jenna: Can we listen to K-Ci and JoJo while we're in the dojo?
*julien becomes depressed*
Jenna: AAAAAAALLLLL MYYYYYYYY LIIIIFFFFEEEEE
I read this right as she said it 😂
Winter Piller literally me too
4:03 BOII I CAN BOWL YOU UNDER THE TABLE
Choke me bow & arrow style Nunchuck Master Daddy while you throw my arm into another dimension and hog tie me and drag me all over the dojo.
Nicole Amy while listening to Casey and JoJo in the dojo
Honestly same
Nicole Amy honestly yes.
oooh yeah tie me up FIFTY SHADES DARKA
Young DickMoney ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
WHEN HE PULLS HER UP SO HE CAN KISS HER WAS THE CUTEST THING EVER
Elli Nold when is that?
Elli Nold 2:34
Daniela A thank youu
“why isn’t it called a golf choke? because theres nothing threatening about golf”
It's 2023 and I still come back and watch this because they're fucking hilarious
Julian teaching jujitsu but every time he says "do not" it gets faster
Queen Melissa everytime Jenna screams it gets louder
Jenna: "Knock Knock"
Julien: "Who's there?"
Jenna: "me"
Julien: *choking noises*
Its Molly z
Its Molly mm
Dont mind me. Just casually keeping Julien saying “spider guard” to Jenna because I think it’s really cute for some reason
1:22 😂😂😂
4:27 me when mom takes me to an orphanage
LMAOOO SHOULD I LAUGH OR CRY-
50 Shades Darker
6:46
7:18
7:32
9:14
9:33
10:57
Jessie Byrne THANKYOU
At 7:34 it looks like Julien gets tired of her shit.
I needed this list in my life. Thank you!
Hahahahhahaha I was legit going to comment this aswell😂😂😂
oh ah oh oh oh uh oh
HOW DARE YOU CALL ME NOT ATHLETE *BOI I CAN BOWL YOU UNDER THE TABLE*
i will forever be grateful jenna left her videos up
4:21 do you notice how he sort of leans into Jenna’s hand?
There love is...
BeaUtiFuL ❤️😔✊️
I love how when Jenna is being attacked, instead of defending herself, she explains why she shouldn’t be attacked😂😂
@Cathrine Holm 9U Horsens Byskole, folkeskoleafdeling I, a Virgo, do that too 😂
ChlorineSunDQ same tho
it’s a very virgo thing
shes just verbally defending herself lmao
Its not a virgo thing. Some people do it. I dont believe in traits of my birth sign. Im a virgo and I defend myself when Im being attacked or fight back. Astronomy is bull.
The way her voice changed when she said "we are going somewhere I would've packed a bag" had me in tears
The further they rolled, the more Minnesota she got!
Shannon she hides her New Yourk accent in her videos. When she says, "How dare you call me a non-athlete I could bowl you underneath the table." Her voice is really raspy then. And, In some other sentences.
i personally think others will think im crazy but if youve seen miss congeniality 2 when sandras character and regina kings character are fighting in the airport she does the same thing with her voice and its so funny to me how much jenna sounds like her
I know it’s two year later but the editing and this content will never stop being funny
why does julien getting all scrunched up and his 'DO NOT' remind me of kermit?
like father, like son I guess??
no one will ever attack Jenna... ever... shes gonna make so many puns that even the attacker will give up.
SugarMunki me... 😂😂
SugarMunki 😂😂😂😂
HAHAH
SugarMunki yup
“Be gentle and don’t kill me by accidentWAITWE’REGOINGSOMEWERE?!”
I read this as soon as she said it haha
4:24
I diiiieeedddd when she said that!!
It’s 2020 and I still think of Jenna every time I hear the “OOWOAHOHOHOOOOH” song
What’s the song called?
There's something about watching Julien throw and pull Jenna around while she just says that "this step is too advanced" or "we haven't learned this move yet" is just my mood also I miss her greatly and I hope she is doing well ❤️
Don't make her sore she has a basketball game tomorooowwww
Sarah Granados I don’t know who you are
What you are
But
IM SUBBING BECAUSE OF YOR PROFILE PIC
Panic!AtTheFallOutRomance yaes it is heaven irl
Lol you copied this from the first video 😂 dont copy comments
caitlin hq i didn’t know that comment existed I didn’t copy it
@@chonken155 i have no clue who you are
Or what you are
But
Im subbing because of your name
86% of this video is just Julien saying "DO NOT"
Soxes20 the other 14% is Jenna yelling *“50 SHADES DARKAA”*
That's jenna to Julien 96% of the time when not doing jui jitsu lol
@@lisazepeda1023 I mean, ya not wrong 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
lisa zepeda This sentence really hurt my head.
Currently rewatching all her videos to fill the void 😪
Aren't we all 😔✊️
I love how it starts as an actual lesson and then devolves into just absolute chaos
when you revealed your shoes I fucking cracked the fuck up Jenna you are too much
Irana van Oostrum Omfg me too it was hilarious and i was like wtf Jenna
Irana van Oostrum i love ur channel
JUST SUBBED
I love how Julien completely ignored the fact that Jenna called him “nunchuck daddy” 🤣🤣
Probably cuz it's a normal thing she says to him 😂 jkjk
I kept repeating that part like 15 times every time in a different speed I love the way she says it too she says daddy real fast
Connor Sloan lmao yesssss
@@connorsloan9998 that is really weird but ok
@@nt-kh8sq i assumed he meant it in a funny way because the way she said it in general was silly
I love how in the jiu jujitsu videos Jenna tries as HARD AS SHE CAN to get back at Julien for all the times he annoys her.
i love how jenna trying to kiss him during jujitsu activates julien's fight-or-flight response
I could not stop laughing when she said "I'm sorry don't make me pay for my MISTAKES"
xoxo_ Sherman MISTAKES in all caps I loved that part
Julian's DO NOTs give me LIFE
doodle210 Dixie4327 ...ikr?! He's so bothered! And it just keeps getting better! 😂
doodle210 Dixie4327 it's the equivalent to "JULIENAHHHHHHHH"
Jiu Jitsu: *exists*
Jenna: I dOnT waNNa LiVE-
DO NO LICK MY FINGERS!!
Sorry Sensei sensei forgive me nun chuck master daddy!!!!😂😂😂 I always come back to this video!!! It is too funny!!!😂😂😂😂❤❤
Please do a video where you make Julien run a bunch of errands for you and then you majorly super disguise yourself and follow him to all the stores to see if he notices you
Chase Shewbridge OMG THIS!!!!
quality content that i wanna see 😂😂
Great idea
Yes this
Yes yes yes
"Oh we're going somewhere?!
I would have packed a bag" 😂😂😂 I cried at this haha
Rae Higgins her voice made me DIE
Rae Higgins her voice made me DIE
Riggz1512 :] same!!
oh my god me too, I snorted so loud XD
Where did she say this at?
This is my go-to video for when I need a good laugh. So good every time.
Gosh, I miss Jenna
I love how during jiu jitsu videos the zodiac signs legit change and Jenna is aries and acts like one too 😂😂😂
"omg I would have packed a bag if I knew we were going somewhere" I LOST IT !!! I AM CRYING 😂
Breanna Williams when did she say that
tøp penguin 4:27
Adam S tysm I was looking all over for that lol
Seeing them do these kinds of videos is always like watching them do foreplay and it seems so obvious they gonna bone after this and I feel like I shouldn't be watching but here I am???
Kittie Peters I felt the same lol
Kittie Peters that's what jiu jitsu is. it's very sexual looking and it's usually between men
exactly haha
Ye you got positions like Closed Guard = Missonary, NorthSouth = 69 so well that's awesome =D HAHA but, for real it's a awesome sport and it really do work for self defense as I have used it myself more than once in a bad situation. I would say every one should at least try it out. Just do a free trial week.
I could not have agreed with you more.
“Knock knock”
“Who’s there”
“Me” *chokes julien
6:51 "Do you care about my NECK?!"
I literally choked when Julian pulled on her Gi 💀
I'm disappointed that Jenna didn't call this 2 jitsu
missed oppurtunity
Tess W nope she can rename the video
Maisha Mohiuddin or ju jits2
I haven't stopped watching this video since it came out
FIFTY SHADES DARKA ooh whoa oh oh oh a oh oh
ErinS Mischief GURL SAME
ikr I've watched this vid like 7 times because of the fifty shades darker parts XDDD
That was my favorite part
Oh shit I'm famous HEELLLLLLL YEAH
ErinS Mischief me too
Julien: grab my cuffs
Jenna: **gingerly moves her fingers and grips the cuffs securely**
Julien: Not all slow and weird like that, just grab the cuffs!
Gets me everytime lmao
Favourite part;
"How did you get up there?"
"I submitted you."
you're telling me this isn't 50 shades darker......?
No, it definitely is
" *Nunchuck daddy* "
"Nunchuck master daddy, I'm so sorry"
Edit: Why does this have likes I didn’t do anything
HES1TANT_AL1EN I
HES1TANT_AL1EN *g note*
Narwhale lover Understandable
Jenna: BOIII I CAN BOWL YOU UNDER THE TABLE
Julien: You can bowl me under the table?
2:26-2:34 “you’re in it” “it’s really hard you’re bigger than me” AND THE POSITION IM - 💀
Cinday Cee
And “close it”
God everyone including jenna needs Jesus😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Oh wait we’re going somewhere? I woulda packed a bag if I knew we were going somewhere” lmaoooo 😂 4:30
I was sitting alone in a mall watching this video, and I can't even imagine how weird I looked laughing and crying all alone 😂
I completely lost it at that
I'm DYING!!!!!!!!
I DIED at that part 😂😂
I'm a female wrestler. 90% of the time I wrestle guys. HOW FUCKING WIERD WOULD THAT HAVE BEEN IF I REFERENCED FIFTY SHADES DARKER IN THE MIDDLE OF PRACTICE?!?? 😂😂😂
Jenna Raggio well you have to now
Jenna Raggio do and report back promptly
i would like to see the reaction of the male. that would make my year.
Or just blow them a subtle kiss haha
Jenna Raggio do it!
8:25 he looks like your kids first day and the principal calls you. The disappointment.
00:40 Jenna: I'm ready. My hair's already up already
Me: Mom's spaghetti.
The Fifty Shades of Grey references were making me laugh so hard.
Hey It's Haley T I DONT WANNA LIVE
FOREVER
factz i almosted
Literally almost peed myself laughing at those!
come on lets get 2017 likes!