i made this song - I said, certified freak Seven days a week Wet ass pussy Make that pull-out game weak, woo Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, you fucking with some wet ass pussy Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass pussy Give me everything you got for this wet ass pussy Beat it up, nigga, catch a charge Extra large and extra hard Put this pussy right in your face Swipe your nose like a credit card Hop on top, I wanna ride I do a kegel while it's inside Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes This pussy is wet, come take a dive Tie me up like I'm surprised Let's role play, I wear a disguise I want you to park that big Mack truck Right in this little garage Make it cream, make me scream Out in public, make a scene I don't cook, I don't clean But let me tell you how I got this ring (ayy, ayy) Gobble me, swallow me, drip down inside of me Quick jump out 'fore you let it get inside of me I tell him where to put it, never tell him where I'm 'bout to be I run down on him 'fore I have a nigga running me Talk your shit, bite your lip Ask for a car while you ride that dick (while you ride that dick) You really ain't never gotta fuck him for a thang He already made his mind up 'fore he came Now get your boots and your coat For this wet ass pussy He bought a phone just for pictures Of this wet ass pussy Pay my tuition just to kiss me On this wet ass pussy Now make it rain if you wanna See some wet ass pussy Look, I need a hard hitter, I need a deep stroker I need a Henny drinker, I need a weed smoker Not a garden snake, I need a king cobra With a hook in it, hope it lean over He got some money, then that's where I'm headed Pussy A1, just like his credit He got a beard, well, I'm tryna wet it I let him taste it, now he diabetic I don't wanna spit, I wanna gulp I wanna gag, I wanna choke I want you to touch that little dangly dang That swang in the back of my throat My head game is fire, punani Dasani It's going in dry and it's coming out soggy I ride on that thang like the cops is behind me I spit on his mic and now he tryna sign me, woo Your honor, I'm a freak bitch, handcuffs, leashes Switch my wig, make him feel like he cheating Put him on his knees, give him something to believe in Never lost a fight, but I'm looking for a beating In the food chain, I'm the one that eat ya If he ate my ass, he's a bottom feeder Big D stand for big demeanor I could make you bust before I ever meet ya If it don't hang, then he can't bang You can't hurt my feelings, but I like pain If he fuck me and ask, "Whose is it?" When I ride the dick, I'ma spell my name Ah Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, you fucking with some wet ass pussy Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass pussy Give me everything you got for this wet ass pussy Now from the top, make it drop That's some wet ass pussy Now get a bucket and a mop That's some wet ass pussy I'm talking WAP, WAP, WAP That's some wet ass pussy Macaroni in a pot That's some wet ass pussy, uh (There's some whores in this house) (There's some whores in this house)
A concept: "Tyler Oakley's drag race"...for the lipsync, the contestants have to get stoned and perform in one of Tyler's weird wigs...may the best weird wig win 😂😂😂❤👍🏻
Tyler: "Ya know, even if it's nothin, it would be somethin, cuz it'd be nothing. Which is somethin...ya know what I'm sayin?" Me (high af rn): "Yea.....I do know what you're saying."
Just finished binge watching amazing race and tbh I didn’t expect Tyler to be a stoner 😂 I was so disappointed that him and korey didn’t win but even more mad that you guys didn’t I turn the Afghanimals, but I could definitely tell you had a crush on Colin from the team that won, he was literally the sweetest man in the world . I swear I would watch you on the amazing race every season and it would still never get old haha
@@TylerOakley god if you had, that would've been hilarious. I can picture the absolute confusion when they've seen that Cousin It crashed their Zoom call. 😂❤️ Also can we get more Glee content from you? Those videos always been a fav, and also the Superfruit/Tyler collabs. Oh the good old days...
I've already came up with a whole back story and personality for the version of you in the Cousin It wig. In my mind it is an unbelievable look. Also, I had to pause for a full minute and just STARE at the JUNGLE you have behind you.
So I used to watch you back in high school but I haven’t really been into TH-cam lately but it’s 3 am and I just thought of you so I looked you up and I LOVE TO SEE U THRIVING TYLER. You look so amazing!!!
THANK YOU for being so outspoken about all those influencers acting reckless and putting so many in danger by continuing to throw/attend parties. Reading your tweets calling them out brings me so much joy because you've got such a large platform. GO OFF GIRL tell em how they're acting like fools 🖤🖤🖤
Pink Troll Doll wig and Stache reminds me too much of cotton candy and I would definitely immediately try eating it once stoned. The monk wig had me 🤣🤣🤣 8:15 He's mister Heat Miser He's mister sun He's mister heat blister He's mister hundred and one! 💯‼ Thanks for the laughs today Tyler, loved your video as per usual. 😁
It’s been a bit since I watched. I’m a grown ass adult & you have the funniest stuff! I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried. You are adorable & my favorite to watch.😊
i don't really comment on vids anymore, but I just wanted to say that you have become one of my favorite content creators to watch, and your seriousness on the world situation right now has definitely made me love your content even more. keep doing what you're doing
DID Y'ALL SEE PT1 & PT2??
Stoned Wig Haul #1: th-cam.com/video/cOaKvtqluUY/w-d-xo.html
Stoned Wig Haul #2: th-cam.com/video/F5jMWLctlVY/w-d-xo.html
Tyler Oakley OH HONEY we saw it, we saw it alright. 😂😂😂💖💖 Fuck comedy gold, comedy GAY. 😊🏳️🌈 (This is how much time I have on my hands 😶)
i made this song
-
I said, certified freak
Seven days a week
Wet ass pussy
Make that pull-out game weak, woo
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fucking with some wet ass pussy
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass pussy
Give me everything you got for this wet ass pussy
Beat it up, nigga, catch a charge
Extra large and extra hard
Put this pussy right in your face
Swipe your nose like a credit card
Hop on top, I wanna ride
I do a kegel while it's inside
Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes
This pussy is wet, come take a dive
Tie me up like I'm surprised
Let's role play, I wear a disguise
I want you to park that big Mack truck
Right in this little garage
Make it cream, make me scream
Out in public, make a scene
I don't cook, I don't clean
But let me tell you how I got this ring (ayy, ayy)
Gobble me, swallow me, drip down inside of me
Quick jump out 'fore you let it get inside of me
I tell him where to put it, never tell him where I'm 'bout to be
I run down on him 'fore I have a nigga running me
Talk your shit, bite your lip
Ask for a car while you ride that dick (while you ride that dick)
You really ain't never gotta fuck him for a thang
He already made his mind up 'fore he came
Now get your boots and your coat
For this wet ass pussy
He bought a phone just for pictures
Of this wet ass pussy
Pay my tuition just to kiss me
On this wet ass pussy
Now make it rain if you wanna
See some wet ass pussy
Look, I need a hard hitter, I need a deep stroker
I need a Henny drinker, I need a weed smoker
Not a garden snake, I need a king cobra
With a hook in it, hope it lean over
He got some money, then that's where I'm headed
Pussy A1, just like his credit
He got a beard, well, I'm tryna wet it
I let him taste it, now he diabetic
I don't wanna spit, I wanna gulp
I wanna gag, I wanna choke
I want you to touch that little dangly dang
That swang in the back of my throat
My head game is fire, punani Dasani
It's going in dry and it's coming out soggy
I ride on that thang like the cops is behind me
I spit on his mic and now he tryna sign me, woo
Your honor, I'm a freak bitch, handcuffs, leashes
Switch my wig, make him feel like he cheating
Put him on his knees, give him something to believe in
Never lost a fight, but I'm looking for a beating
In the food chain, I'm the one that eat ya
If he ate my ass, he's a bottom feeder
Big D stand for big demeanor
I could make you bust before I ever meet ya
If it don't hang, then he can't bang
You can't hurt my feelings, but I like pain
If he fuck me and ask, "Whose is it?"
When I ride the dick, I'ma spell my name
Ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fucking with some wet ass pussy
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass pussy
Give me everything you got for this wet ass pussy
Now from the top, make it drop
That's some wet ass pussy
Now get a bucket and a mop
That's some wet ass pussy
I'm talking WAP, WAP, WAP
That's some wet ass pussy
Macaroni in a pot
That's some wet ass pussy, uh
(There's some whores in this house)
(There's some whores in this house)
yep i even played along but without the wigs
give us a plant tour tylerrr
At this point the weed is less controversial than the amount of wigs this grown-ass man actually owns
listen they're INVESTMENTS
Tyler Oakley literally stonks
I love how as soon as he gets stoned he stops making eye contact with the camera
LISTEN I SUDDENLY BECOME VERY OVER Y'ALL APPARENTLY
I can just hear Tyler's little giggle while making the thumbnail to this vid
TRULY A HOT MESS
Please bro, tell me how to grow a mustache
bro? we don't partake in that specific dialect 🤣
This got into your recommendations too huh
IF I EVER LEARN I'LL LET YOU KNOW
wow I forgot hes a stoner my 14 year old self could NEVER expect this 5 years ago
Same here.
WELL LOOK AT US NOW
"WARNING: Very flammable!" - (instantly lights pipe)
GOTTA GO!
My stoner heart is smiling !!!!! Let’s get stone-y baloneeey BABY ❤️ much love Tyler!
I wouldn’t type bologna I’m not sorry !!!!
Mer digging ur vibe man
OMG JOIN ME NEXT TIME
Okay can we TALK about his arms sis you looking AMAZING
OH MY GOSH THANK YOU I'M TRYING MY DARNDEST
A concept: "Tyler Oakley's drag race"...for the lipsync, the contestants have to get stoned and perform in one of Tyler's weird wigs...may the best weird wig win
😂😂😂❤👍🏻
I DON'T HATE THE IDEA
This is my favorite series!!
KINDA SAME, ANNA
Tyler: "Ya know, even if it's nothin, it would be somethin, cuz it'd be nothing. Which is somethin...ya know what I'm sayin?"
Me (high af rn): "Yea.....I do know what you're saying."
I’m gonna need the Cousin It wig for sure
IT'S VERY SNATCHABLE
Oh my GOD Tyler!! You legitimately looked EXACTLY like every man in my Jewish family when you tried on the monk wig, and I’m crying 🤣🤣
I HAVE TO GO
My favorite part is when tyler goes, "would you be all ' damn look at that hunk'" with that monk wig. I laughed so hard!!
I love Tyler’s Frenchman laugh
WHY DOES THAT COME OUT EVERY TIME I'M HIGH
Just finished binge watching amazing race and tbh I didn’t expect Tyler to be a stoner 😂 I was so disappointed that him and korey didn’t win but even more mad that you guys didn’t I turn the Afghanimals, but I could definitely tell you had a crush on Colin from the team that won, he was literally the sweetest man in the world . I swear I would watch you on the amazing race every season and it would still never get old haha
Love his giggles
OH MY GOD NOT MY WITCH'S CACKLE
god this is simply just the best. i'm so glad youtube recommendations brought you back to me
"Let's get Stoney Balogna"- Tyler Oakley, 2020
THE ONLY WAY TO LIVE
The best series 100%
YOU'RE NOT WRONG MIA
Stoned Tyler makes my heart flutter ❤️ (so does sober Tyler but still)
AWWW THANK YOU MATTHEW!
Tyler Oakley the stoned giggles are infectious!
With quarentine + fires + literally cant go outside I am thankful there are angels like you on the tube jeje
Petition for Tyler to wear the Cousin It wig to his Zoom meeting. 😂😂
PLEASE NO
@@TylerOakley god if you had, that would've been hilarious. I can picture the absolute confusion when they've seen that Cousin It crashed their Zoom call. 😂❤️ Also can we get more Glee content from you? Those videos always been a fav, and also the Superfruit/Tyler collabs. Oh the good old days...
Omg I never thought I’d see you get high 😂 I’ve missed out on a lot vids I have much to catch up on! I used to watch you back in the troye days
Same!
WELCOME BACK YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO CATCH UP ON, FRIEND!
Petition for a new #Troyler collab.
Tyler Oakley I am so happy to be back. I missed you ❤️❤️❤️❤️
@@TylerOakley love you
All the beautiful plants! 😱
When this vid comes up right as your smoking a bowl 😍
WE ARE SO IN SYNC, THANK GOD
He said I don't want to disrespect the wig😆😆😆😆
10:00 and here's where the epicness begins🤘🤣🤣🤣🥳 omg that feeling when you're totally okay talking to yourself and having fun on your own 😹🤪😄
Tyler I love you lol.
Your smiles and laughter are so contagious
AWWW THANK YOU COLTON
I have not watched Tyler in YEARS. Was not expecting him to ever smoke 😂 love that for him 💕💕💕
WELCOME BACK!! YOU HAVE A LOT TO CATCH UP ON!!
I see!! I’ve been bingeing!! 💕💕😂
I've already came up with a whole back story and personality for the version of you in the Cousin It wig. In my mind it is an unbelievable look. Also, I had to pause for a full minute and just STARE at the JUNGLE you have behind you.
I NEVER WANNA TAKE IT OFF
I haven’t watched you in probably 6 years and this video won me back over. Time to start watching again
ALLEN THANK YOU!
YOU HAVE A LOT TO CATCH UP ON!!
Tyler I live for these high videos hahah the best content on youtube
Loved this, couldn't stop laughing! 😂 Hope you do another one of these! Love you so much Tyler! ☺️✨❤️
AWW KRISTA THANK YOU
@@TylerOakley You're welcome! 🙂✨❤️
U lightened my day! You are the best☀️
AWWW WILMA, YOUR COMMENT LIGHTENED MY DAY!
The best Tyler content
YOU'RE NOT WRONG
Love this series Tyler, it’s just too good! 😂😂😂😂😂💞
KINDA MY FAVORITE ALSO, QUEEN LIZZY G
Wow, I just love you!! 🤣🤣 Thank you for making me laugh with all of your great videos during this shitty year! I seriously appreciate you.
Haven’t been a subscriber since around 2015. My tastes have once again aligned with your content and I am SO excited about it
we need a fourth & fifth episode, loooove this series sm!! 😭🥺💚💚💚
IF YOU INSIST
I'm loving that this has become a series!
Waking up to Tyler content is always a highlight of a Wednesday morning. I'm here for it.
Omg the laugh at 2:47 had me rolling😂😂😂
I clicked subscribe 10 years ago and honestly, it still does not dissappoint.
THANK YOU FOR BEING A PART OF MY JOURNEY
Hitting dabs as I laugh at this video. I love you a bunch. You should absolutely do a smoke out live show! It’d be such a great mess
hahaha these are the best!!! Great stuff Tyler!
You're the best!
Let me just say that the first wig combined with its mustache gives me a Albert Einstein struck by a bolt of lightning vibes.🤣🤣🤣
YES MA'AM!
So I used to watch you back in high school but I haven’t really been into TH-cam lately but it’s 3 am and I just thought of you so I looked you up and I LOVE TO SEE U THRIVING TYLER. You look so amazing!!!
daddy came thru with another high wig video AND I AM LIVING
I'M HERE FOR YOU KATE
I've been skipping videos like crazy but this wholesome chaotic video kept literally ALL if my attention 😹
Everything about the cousin it wig and you in it was just perfect! 👌🏼
I never watched his videos until now and I'm very glad this was the first I saw. Supscribed.
THANK YOU for being so outspoken about all those influencers acting reckless and putting so many in danger by continuing to throw/attend parties. Reading your tweets calling them out brings me so much joy because you've got such a large platform. GO OFF GIRL tell em how they're acting like fools 🖤🖤🖤
I SAY WHAT I HAVE TO SAY
Pink Troll Doll wig and Stache reminds me too much of cotton candy and I would definitely immediately try eating it once stoned. The monk wig had me 🤣🤣🤣 8:15
He's mister Heat Miser
He's mister sun
He's mister heat blister
He's mister hundred and one! 💯‼ Thanks for the laughs today Tyler, loved your video as per usual. 😁
OH MY GOD I SEE IT.
@@TylerOakley 😂 me too, you're the best!
The monk wig - i am deceased hahahaha
a bald beatle...like bald ringo starr
I NEVER WANT TO TAKE IT OFF
I still think we need a video montage of you laughing! That last wig was my favorite.
It’s been a bit since I watched. I’m a grown ass adult & you have the funniest stuff! I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried. You are adorable & my favorite to watch.😊
"I feel like a fly in a spider web" had me 😂
IT DID NOT PASS THE VIBE CHECK
The content we all needed
I love him so much, he looks amazing. We love a sister that smokes, he will always be one of my favorite creators.
AWW SYD I ADORE YOU TOO
From start to finish this was absolutely ridiculous and I loved every second of it 😂💖
Lmao loving your happiness and smiles
Instant influencer who?!
America's Next Top Model WHO?!
Yaaaaas.
Thank you for your always entertaining videos Tyler. Needed it today!
THE AMAZING LACE(FRONT) who?!
these trying on wigs while high videos are the best i swear to god
I LOVE THEM TOO, THANK YOU FOR WATCHING ASHLEY!
Okay but I freakin love you!!!! 🥺❤
THE FEELING IS MUTUAL!
OMG That red Vegas one is giving me orange birds from the Labyrinth vibes. AHAHAH
YES I SEE IT
“Its gonna be a fan favorite for sure” 😂
YOU HAVE BREATHED LIFE BACK INTO ME ! TY TY TY 💜💜💜💜💜💜. O YEAH YT GAVE YOU BACK TO ME LOL.
"Even if it's nothin, it'll be somethin, because its nothin." Put this on my tombstone.
I kinda fell off of watching Tyler’s videos for a while and I have no clue why... but I’m so happy to be back!!! I missed him so much!!!!!!
That 7:40 “hooooooo” is the mood
Making my night, yet again! Also, i can’t get over how GORGEOUS you look with a mustache. WORK
OMG MIRIAM THANK YOU I'M BLUSHING
i don't really comment on vids anymore, but I just wanted to say that you have become one of my favorite content creators to watch, and your seriousness on the world situation right now has definitely made me love your content even more. keep doing what you're doing
AWWW THANK YOU LAUREN! I APPRECIATE THE KINDNESS!
Love you so much Tyler! ❤️
I haven’t watched your vids since like 2015. Missed this laugh I was missing out.
This video isn't how I thought I'd be starting my day but I'm here for it 😂
THANK YOU FOR JOINING MY JOURNEY
The 2020 energy we need!
I AM HERE TO DELIVER, ED
Your laugh makes me laugh every time, needed this video 🤣🖤
HALEIGH THANK YOU
Tyler Oakley ofc boo 🖤
your mustache went TOO well with that second one
lmaooo that monk wig is too much!
IT'S DARKSIDED
"Ratty Rufio" is the Halloween costume I didn't know I needed...
LISTEN IT'S A CROWD PLEASER
With my glasses off the bald wig cap looks very real. xD
You were one of the first youtubers I ever watched and it makes me so happy so see you making this kind of content
THIS SPARKS JOY, THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE SINCE THE START
Honey what was that I saw in the glass? 👀 I think I know and mine is gonna be next Saturday 🥴
WHAT
Wait what did you see and where? I’m confused
🔥🔥🔥💜💜😍😍😍
I was obsessed with you in like 2014-2017 and now here I am again and you have a mustache, sum guns and you smoke weed?!? Love it
FULL SEND BABY 😤
Omg your laugh is now deeep no more tiny Oakley 🥺😭😭 omg I’m 26 now time goes by suuuuper fasttt !! I misssd the old TH-camrs
“Damn look at that hunk” I’m screamingggg
CAN YOU BELIEVE I'M SINGLE
Love the stoner evolution that you’ve gone through
I LOVE D.A.R.E. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
The only creator I don’t watch on x1.25 cus I love ya, baby. 💕
love iiit ppls do more!!♥
YES MA'AM
This video is so funny there was multiple times I needed to take breathing breaks
I’m mad at myself for not finding this series sooner
Living for these videos
YAY! GLAD YOU LOVE, ML!
HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS SERIES TILL NOW 😭😭😭
The pink one. Wild thornberry father.
Most favorite was the either the pink hedge, or the Velma long-stockings moment. So much versatility in that Velma!
That red frenzy wig looks like those things from the labyrinth that take off their own heads. Lol
OH MY GOD I SEE IT