If RESTAURANTS were like HOSPITALS
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 2 พ.ค. 2022
- Hospitals can be a bit silly sometimes...
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imagine having to get a prior authorization for your dinner
😅
sounding like ensurence..?
A porterhouse? No, sorry, he needs to eat a chicken-fried steak before we can even consider a porterhouse.
@Tricha Fischer he also has to have potatoes in order of size (dosage and supposedly higher treatment capabilities)! First, starting off with 8 of those tiny ball ones, then if he can handle it but we still claim he needs more cuz we are docs and claim he needs more half a baked and then toss in some supplements that we claim are for his benefit but are only there as the meds are destroying him AKA making it a loaded baked potato! REMEMBER: This is NOT a five star establishment! We do N0T have the yelp scores at this place to move him from the small potatoes to a secondary course of treatment of like finger link potatoes to half a baked one to a loaded one so we have to jump the gun a bit! It in no way has to do with the fact that you have zero health issues to warrent the skipping about but we just don't have the ability to send you places or the resources to treat you methodically as we can't help that you walked into your local diner vs the new, over the top 5 star place 30 miles away!
A good representation of American health system and its flaws
Not just American
@@_the_ can you elaborate? Where are you from by the way?
@@_the_ i wish i culd give ur comment a 100 likes... exactly... everywhere its the same... other places they say its free so dnt complain...theres a mafia again them serving cnt say a word... rainbows everywhere clapping and thanking...
@@tarrySubstance I am from Germany, and I am grateful for my health insurance and that I won't go into debt for being sick.
However 1. this system also fails people, who can't be or aren't insured even though they should be
2. We have not enough healthcare workers. They are extremely underpaid and no one wants to work in this field. It's also hard to find specialists or good general doctors, especially in the rather rural eras. So, you could go to a doctor, but you can't because you wait half a year for an appointment. (Especially true for specialists). Which will be a growing problem as we have way more old people and boomer than young people. So more old people who need more healthcare but a shrinking number of people working in the field.
3. This obviously leads to burnouts, stress, and even more people quitting.
4. The way our healthcare system works we have people who are treated better because they earn more money, so they pay more and are privately insured and aren't part of the public system. So this creates inequality.
5. Hospitals make money to more patients they have. So you spend less time getting actual care, either because your doctor has no time because they have way to many patients or because the more patients as hospital has the more money they get. We have also a growing number of hip procesdures, for example, or X-rays, just because that's a way to make money, and not because it's nesessary.
So yeah, our healthcare system is also just bad in many ways
@@_the_ I wish you could explain that to the segment of Americans who seem to insist that if we switched to a European style universal healthcare system, that all the problems we currently have would simply go away.
Yes, some of our current problems would go away, but there would be other problems that would develop
“So you’re not a real waiter?”
“Yeah.”
Brilliant. 😂👌
Absolutely! Except that in our small county restaurant you need to add a 6 hour wait to be seen in the waiting room by the single waiter (while helping other diners who are hungrier than yourself - the restaurant only has a single waiter because all the other waiters took lucrative temporary positions with wealthier restaurants). All tables in the bar where emergent orders are taken are full with diners waiting for tables upstairs in the longer term dining areas, so diners are seen by the single chef in the waiting area of the restaurant. Usually, the chef is great and doesn't stand on his importance- he busses tables, helps the waiter, and serves those too hungry to wait in the whatever available space the restaurant has- usually, the pre pre restaurant.
Ooof, that whole thing about waiters leaving for better pay hits home, as a chef, I like to think of my support staff as both souschefs AND waiters (nothing gets done without them) and they are so hard to recruit….
@@JamesDecker7 I’m not a chef, just an ordinary cook… at a senior living community that serves people from independent living to long term skilled nursing care and everything in between.
I get this on SO many levels right now.
Forgot about the informed consent about the risks, benefits, and alternatives of each food order. Also every chef and waiter should have to write progress notes and a cook report of every meal and order and customer encounter.
" You will have to sign out against restaurant advice." Priceless.
Yep! Oh, and if you know/have some idea of what you want to order you'll be either treated dismissively or with suspicion
But you have to Sign out against Restaurant’s advice… lol 😂
Love the various buttoning techniques 🤣
Wow.. This is the best video as far as creativity is concerned. One of the best videos you made.
Thank you!
AS an ER doctor I can tell you THAT YES !! Hospitals are like restaurants at least in the Emergency Department. We are in the service industry, we attend to your needs, we do our best not to have you wait, we never say "thats not my patient (ie thats not my table) furthermore patietns will get mad and wnat to complain to a manager 😂... Then they will ask for food and we do have a fine selection of turkey sandwhiches and cheese also yougurt, juices, oreos (AMAZING)....Many other examples !!!
Lols... not to mention the saltine crackers lols and some of the patients even like the hospital food served. Although I would licken the hospital to more like a hotel.
CLASSIC! You really nailed it Doc.
How does triage for seating work in a restaurant? 😅 Great one, doc.
"So, on a sale of 1 to 10, how hungry are you? 1 is "just ate at a buffet" and 10 is "Suffering from starvation and/or malnutrition?" Oh, and if you lie to us and we find out there's a meal triage fee applied to your tab. No, I have no further information on numbers 2-9. No, I cannot tell you how much that fee would be if your unknowingly or purposefully lie; it depends on how bad the lie is, and the severity of whom it effects. Think carefully. Your answer shall determine how quickly you're seated and get your meal."
Nailed it. Absolutely fuc*ing nailed it.
AGAINST RESTAURANT ADVICE HAD ME DEEEAAAADDDD ☠️☠️☠️ I feel that as a bedside ICU nurse 😂 😂 😂
Comedy GOLD
This was great, Doc! High five from a fellow doctor from Portugal 🇵🇹
Don't forget about the people who come by taxi (ambulance) to restaurant. Sometimes they get priority seating and services and sometimes they come to the restaurant just because and make your wait longer.
But many patients treat hospitals like restaurants....
😅
No i’d never go to a hospital If I absolutely need it
They come every other day or demand particular salad dressing at 2am in ER..
They come to the restaurant at 3 AM when they're not even hungry
Literally they’re like I ordered antibiotics with a side of oxycodone 1 hour ago what’s the hold up 😅
That was good
Thank you!
We have an insane system that wouldn't be accepted in any other application.
It needs a serious overhaul that's directed to make the patient the focus, and to give him all the information up front.
and to be served, you may need to book 15 days in advance 😏
This guy is just simply awesome. What a parallel. I can imagine the idea for this skit originating from an actual less than pleasant resturant experience 😂😂😂
Excellent way to make the point!!! 🙂 Our medical system is in dire need of changes!!!
I liked how your buttons weren’t always done up! Lol
As a waiter this isn't too far from what it's like being a restaurant
Too Funny!!! 😂
....oh wait. But ... it's like...
True. 😭
LOLOL Gosh I just realized how confusing it must be for the patients. sigh
Omg this is absolutely genius level!! 😁
the "have you been depressed or anxious lately" dismissal hits hard 🥲
I can’t omg 😂😂😭😭
They don’t tell you how much it’s going to cost before they do it!?!?! Crazy.
This was absolutely BRILLIANT 😂😂😂👏 Totally love your vids Doc!🤩
Thank you!
At least nobody thinks restaurants should be free
This is fantastic and horrifying and totally real! You get better and better Dr. Schmidt, like a fine🍷.
Beautifully executed Doc!! 😍😃😍 you nailed it!!
If Hospitals were like Restaurants.
"What the... Excuse me I ordered an vasectomy and I got a breast augmentation."
"Sorry, we will take get that straightened out. You can keep the augmentation for free."
I just left rhe hospital and this is ACCURATE! I had an unplanned c section due to the discovery of preeclampsia the day before. I'm a cardiac PT so I know the drill when it comes to hospitals (nurses walk on water, drs just do what the nurses say to do, and the floor manager is the wicked witch of the west 9/10 times). However, I was not ready for the sheer ammount of physical and emotional pain when my baby was sent to the NICU and I was in the ICU for recovery. Trying to order your food when you're ugly crying for 24hrs straight is a new one for me. God bless the nursing staff who persuaded my obgyn and nicu dr to let me finish the rest of my week long recovery with my son. I'll never be able to thank them all in the way they deserve... but because of them my son and I are both healthy and my recovery has been continued at home!! ❤🤱🙏🏻🙈
That “try it again” is so true
Fantastic. As an EMT, I have to some wiggle these answers in on behalf of our healthcare system
Very creative video!
Sarcasm about the bitter truth
Love your videos, it really captures the essence of the healthcare system.
You left out the customer who didn't like the service and threw it in the face of the server.
Love ur vids man suggestion though if your not making shorts film the vids sideways instead of vertical
I always remember this halfway through 😅. Thanks for watching it vertically!
Pure BRILLIANCE!!
You have earned my respect..... Hope you wrote something in that new Employment Contact to protect you from the realities that Big Pharma does like the spot light..... Great Video!
Patient: The service here sucks
Nurse/Doc: next please 😂
This is a great analogy 👏🏽👏🏽
This is too real. It makes me want to cry.
I absolutely love this!
Hospitals are like restaurants. You get the attending surrounded by sous chefs and everyone acting like they’re gods. Combined with people lined up in the sidewalk without a clear idea of when they will be seated
That was awesome!!
This is GOLD
Soooo funny 😄 lol thanks 😊 I love this video ❤️
You’re so funny but that’s pretty accurate 😂
So creative 👏🏻
Last line had me coughing lol.
Best one yet!😂😩
You're a genius!!
So true Doc! I work in nursing homes and this is it lol, especially the AMA! Too funny!
Spot on!
So perfect!
Brilliant!
Hey wait a minute I never go voluntarily to the doctor other people force me to go there and I don’t wanna be there in the first place so you know and then they send it to the hospital and it’s like they’re doing you a favor.
Salad dispensary 🤣
Bahahaha! Excellent analogy!!! It's spot on!
Kinda sad bc I thought you did a video with Huddy Bistro🥲🥲
I honestly considered this but I’ve never met him!
Huddy Bistro & Doc Schmidt my two Favorites!! 😊
@@leslie6039 sameee, along with doc glauc🤌🏻
Yes indeed, all three !! All three are my pick me up when the world gets a little too much. Best Therapy ,especially if you worked in Restaurants to help pay for your energy drinks throughout your medical training.
Too funny 😂🤣😂
Speaking of restaurants and hospitals... I always avoid ordering organ meat while dining in a hospital cafeteria. Thank you for allowing me to share Doc Schmidt.
This is so spot on! lmao
looks like something familiar ...and on top ive seen language barriers.
if you added a rolling stand with a tablet of an interpretors service contribution in addition, showing a patient looking at the doctor, maintaining a courteous gratitude composure towards " the teams effort to help their "needy self" (within...feeling overwealmed) ...)looking at the doctor as the Dr speaks...patient grasping gestures for pointers and then listening reliably unto interpretors voice.
Here... I've noted, interpretors have used various methods of passing on the info. In the medical appointments ive been in sometimes I've noticed an interpretor would start word for word then switch into a thought for thought method of relaying information to that patient and then if easier and time efficiant..if possible diluting info more to save time dragging,...going as far as to a concept brief summarry approach of their retrieved perspective what the Dr may have tried to say.
I've done simultaneous interpreting for a few consecutive years (in a non medical setting).
People usually tunex in to hear me though headsets.
Once i was in a medical appointment with my dad and i began with consecutive approach and then there was less pauses between the Dr's information and that became a little challenge so.. as she got rolling.. and instead if having the boldness in asking for a slowdown of pauses lol i turned into that same simultanious mode as a retreat lol and just spoke on in Ukranian what the Dr was saying as she spoke lol bc i didnt feel equipped to interpret with accuracy in a consecutive manner in lack of practice of consecutive methods.
my dad could tune into my voice but that just threw the Dr. off from what she was saying. i suppose it was also not usual for her bc then she slowed down lol but i just could not switch into a consecutives method with her rate of speach and my lack of ability to gather her info for a consecutive manner attempt 😅
would you be willing to look into medical setting interpretting variations and share a video on that finding? would be neat to seethe other sides of perspective
ex;
an interpereters' experience in different forms like, in person.. on tablet...ect.
a Drs,
a patients
Where did you get this idea from? applying hospital rules to a restaurant?! BRILLIANT 🤩
the fact that itcan be joked like that is scary..😥
This is awesome! (And love the logo at the end. Good choice!)
🤣🤣🤣 omg u nailed it
LOVE IT!😂😂😂😂😂
Omg please do this with a dental office
Your best video ever!
Son: Oh god i think im hungry
Mom: hungry?! We have to go to the resturant now
Son: eeeeh im fine itll pass
Accurate
Doesn't work as well in a restaurant. haha
You forgot about them adding meals and appetizers that you never order/got then charging you for them.
Bravo 👏🏻
Omg brilliant 🤣
Gold
Totally just had this experience. Now I’m having my baby at home. 🏡
Maybe if you lost weight the chicken wouldn't be cold. Cut out all sugary drinks and fast food, make sure you exercise at least 60 mins a day, and come back in a month so we can just blame more of your problems on your weight instead of actually helping you.
Wow 😬
Against restaurant advice 🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🏼👌🏼
Funniest and pointyest one yet. ;)
I've thought for patient out comes the American system is ridiculous. But as a profit center driven by insurance its ideal. Now what if it was driven by customers paying upfront and following service depending on customers returning? Might see a different structure all together.
"depending on customers returning" wow that got morbid fast
Please Doc Schmidt, a collaboration of You, Huddy Bistro, & Dr Glaucomflecken.
Would be a delightful Smorgasbord.
"Against restaurant advice" had me cracking up. And then I got sad because of reality.
@Polytonic Studios. Left ARA
Haha. He gets it!
Truth. LOL.
Bahaha there is so much truth in this
Hahaha like it so much
Gold!!!!
No desert waiter… They Have Desert Waiters at the Mayo Institute *badum-tsh*.
I needed this during my late lunch break as a specialized waiter.
Hilarious 🤣
HYSTERICAL 😎😂😎😂
Sign out against restaurant advice😂😂😂