I don't know how he does it, but Quadeca manages to look totally different every time he joins a Hivemind video. Perhaps he has a million lookalike brothers.
You know I’m really pleased that the hivemind boys were able to pull quadeca away from gang life. The amount of crack and fake Fortnite carts he was putting onto the street was really damaging to his community. I’m so glad they adopted him!
That's unironically easily in my top 5, I think it's just a very good representative of the channel while being funny asf. Not only is it a bit that spawned naturally out of an actual game they've played, it has the back and fourth, it has the quotable moments like that as well as a random feud completion, BUT it ALSO has the ultimate payoff with the "F. S!" That one deserved to be much higher if you ask me
Bits I want on the 3rd bracket: -Ant from NFR and his fraternity with Blues Clues -Graydon and Eden arguing about him imagining someone else's boobs -Quadeca's impression of Ice Spice -Riley and Dev freestyling on a vlog
Also Graydon's new gym routine, where he can't move his arms at all. "Wanna see how much i can move my arms?" *Arms stay in the exact same spot, lying on the table
My personal favorite bit was back in the late 1400's. The one where the gang stopped filming in the middle of the first Bit Bracket to set sail out of Palos de la Frontera, Spain in hopes of finding the lucrative lands of India and China. I was a little surprised at how serious Dignan took the genocide, but after the dust settled, and they all started singing "Yellow Submarine" in unison, I felt like all was right with the world for once. Good work guys, excited for this video!
Some favorites: - Jamaican me British - Quads Ice spice impression into old timer Ice Spice into “Ice Spice has a huge ass” - Marry a Congresswoman - Tame Impala is just one guy - obscure but Graydon’s “everything turns to sand” ending advice (video game soundtrack) - Graydon has never cracked his knuckles into he doesn’t care (random things bracket 2)
my favourite bit they didn't include is the one where blood poured out of all the walls and it kept pouring out nonstop and they all stared at the camera blankly for 72 hours on a livestream and then deleted it and never spoke of it again . but something in their eyes changed after that day. hopefully it's on the next bracket :)
I love when dj grant started chanting incantations and curses, that really got my teeth scraping onto each other, and my vision started to blur, and my mind began to rot in my skull. 😊
all the bits!! 1:53 peanuts party 3:12 grammys 4:22 wooden horses 5:28 computer hat 8:18 fistful 9:20 ai off the henny 10:30 Riley hasn't showered in awhile 12:44 jury duty 15:06 he needs some top 15:29 Quadeca' haircut 16:30 Transphobic bitch 18:30 waiting to pair 19:10 pumpkin spice bean piss 20:40 funny how?? 22:10 Dev Eminem 23:22 ice spice spittle 25:45 DAN MARINO FAM 29:45 that's his G spot 31:02 climate change 🤢 32:49 LIKE QUONKA DID. 33:38 Starbucks lady look so pretty 35:07 Jesus jammed on Judas 36:32 name 3 flightless birds 37:30 private chef 38:32 the decagon 39:55 fake comedians 41:31 the monkey furnace 42:45 snake draft 45:48 air bubble 46:44 ash impression 48:40 las vegans am I right? 50:17 broad music 52:00 baby gut oven 54:44Riley pronounce Aeropostale 56:33 antisemitic pokemon 57:23 Justin long resume 1:01:25 picture him grinding. now 1:02:32 boring yet interesting 1:04:55 inverted the worm 1:06:58 GameStop 1:09:45 I'm fucking not playing 1:12:14 CJ is addicted to poop 1:13:20 Riley is like Steven Universe 1:15:00 cat butter in his ears 1:16:52 drainer bbq 1:18:46 Jerry Seinfeld impression 1:21:03 poetry on only fans 1:23:01 you know my motto 1:24:30 impossibly long lines of cocaina 1:26:21 quadiki torches 1:28:13 Dignan encountered an alien 1:30:38 that weasel martin shkreli 1:32:16 A militia of organized primates 1:33:23 Graydon's photo album 1:34:38 college dialect 1:35:17 Tiny phone (why is this so funny) 1:36:28 Graydon had to grow up hard 1:38:11 Here comes the punchline 1:40:47 don't box me in (the dragon beginnings) 1:43:03 "I mean bohemian rhapsody is like fine, but western union is like cool" 1:44:13 the OBL 1:46:10 Shrek marathon 1:48:19 talking shit to a guy showing up to the office 1:50:03 Graydon vs strudel
quadecas "the ai was off the henny" is one of my personal favorite bits. idk what it is about it. the way quadeca explains it so matter of factly is perfect
came back to this beautiful piece of media today, December 29th 2024. thank you boys for your kind words about the late Jimmy Carter, really kept me grounded today :)
My favorite bit was actually in this video when Dignan busted down the door and started smashing all of Quadeca’s limbs with a tire iron, and then said “Now you’re a QUADriplegic!” Never laughed so hard in my life. Great stuff guys!
1:14:15 one thing y’all missed here is later in that video Graydon says “yeah some lunatics spit on kids to heal their broken bones” which is arguably the funniest part of the whole bit
I unironically watch the best bits bracket multiple times a week because it's soothing to my anxiety/my autistic ass to have something familiar on. Is an "I love you" appropriate or would that be overstepping some boundaries?
I mean Riley's crossed a lot of boundaries in the past so I don't think they care about them (I definitely don't have hours of footage of Riley stepping over people's personal boundaries)
@@voodoo5553 I got some in Auckland New Zealand if you want I know they do a buy 2 get free shipping deal for you detroitians a thank you for producing hive mind just use code I love you dignan
17:07 BASED But as a queer woman I genuinely love how quick you guys are to show support for queer folk, not a lot of creators will do that and every time I hear something like that it reminds me that not everyone is a lunatic :)
honestly quadeca bursting into gamma quarks and disintegrating the bracket and leaving the show in silence for 2 and a half hours is a wild artistic take but im behind it
bits timestamped: 1:54 peanut party 3:13 aint nobody care about the grammys 4:24 wooden horse kentucky derby 5:29 grayson’s hat is a computer 8:19 fistful for conservatives 9:20 the AI was off the henny 10:32 riley hasn’t showered in a long time 12:45 jury duty 15:07 i need some top 15:29 quadecas haircut existentialism 16:32 JK rowling burning alive 18:30 waiting to pair 19:08 bean piss 20:05 funny HOW? funny like i AMUSE you? 22:02 dev lemons eminem impression 23:22 ice spice spittle 25:46 dan marino 29:46 that’s my g spot 31:03 climate change makes me sick 32:50 quonka did 33:39 graydon flirts with a starbucks cup 35:07 jesus jammed on judas 36:34 name three flightless birds 37:32 private chef 38:33 dignan hit the decagon (sir a second plane has just hit the decagon) 39:56 naming fake comedians 41:32 gary vee monkey furnace 42:44 snake draft 45:49 air bubble or a cock 46:45 riley’s ash impression 48:41 las vegans 50:18 broad music 52:01 baby gut oven 54:45 riley aeropostale 56:34 antisemitic pokémon 57:24 justin longs outstanding resume 1:01:26 picture diggy grinding 1:02:31 music critics talking about music 1:04:55 inverted the worm 1:06:59 gamestop gucci 1:09:45 i’m fly but i’m fuckin not plane 1:12:14 CJ is addicted to poopy 1:13:21 riley’s spit has healing properties 1:15:02 feral cat butter 1:16:53 drainer bbq 1:18:47 riley’s seinfeld impression 1:21:03 poet only fans 1:23:04 you know my motto 1:24:31 graydon does impossibly long lines of cocaine 1:26:23 quadiki torches 1:28:14 graydon met an alien at a pier 1 imports 1:30:46 that weasel martin shkreli 1:32:17 a militia of organised primates raiding the federal bank 1:33:24 graydon’s family photo album 1:34:40 college dialect 1:35:16 tiny phone 1:36:27 graydon grew up hard 1:38:12 where’s the punchline 1:40:48 graydon wants to be a dragon 1:43:06 bohemian rhapsody in my sick porsche 1:44:13 osama bin laden played in the NBA 1:46:06 shriek movie marathon 1:48:20 talking shit to a guy showing up to the office 1:50:05 graydon v. strudel final result: 2:10:58
I’ve seen these bits a billion times, either through compilations or just rewatching Hivemind videos, but I still did not stop laughing through this entire video
graydon snorting long lines was the only bit here that had me in tears of laughter, the others are all so great but something about graydon's physical comedy bits are just on another LEVEL
I hope every Bits Bracket has one intensively mid bit that takes out multiple beloved fan favourites and inexplicably makes it to the finals! First you had Riley Eats Cat Shit, and now Tiny Phone, it's like a new tradition!
@@yaku63 Yes the fuck it is mid what are you talking about I didn't laugh even once when I watched it. Honestly calling it mid is doing it a favour, it's straight up trash And the Steve-O bit is absolutely hysterical
Don't mind me just time-stamping my favorite bits to come back to later down the line. 4:23 wooden horse kentucky derby 8:18 fistful for conservatives 12:44 jury duty 15:06 i need some top 19:07 pumpkin spice bean piss 29:45 that's my g spot 33:38 graydon flirts with a starbucks cup 36:32 name 3 flightless birds 37:30 private chef 38:32 graydon hit the decagon 41:31 gary vee monkey furnace 46:44 riley's ash impression 50:17 broad music 52:00 baby gut oven 56:33 antisemitic pokemon 1:01:25 picture diggy grinding 1:13:20 riley's spit has healing properties 1:16:52 drainer bbq 1:23:01 you know my motto 1:24:30 graydon does impossibly long lines of cocaine 1:30:44 that weasel martin shkreli 1:34:38 college dialect
Highly disagree, dude is a la fit in style. Doesn’t say anything even remotely edgy or even funny. He’d be great on snl maybe, just another dude trying to make money by commenting on reality tv shows like everyone does except on yt instead of their gf
@@chestercheeto9768 He doesn't Pwn, Troll or otherwise Own often enough, like us Real Country Boys. Heavens I'd damn near say he hasn't Pwned, Trolled or otherwise Owned Once in his Life
THE BITS Peanut Party - 1:53 Ain’t Nobody Care About the Grammy’s - 3:12 Wooden Horse Kentucky Derby - 4:23 Graydon’s Hat is a Computer - 5:28 Fistful for Conservatives - 8:18 The A.I. was Off the Henny - 9:20 Riley Hasn’t Showered in a Long Time - 10:31 Jury Duty - 12:44 I Need Some Top - 15:06 Quadeca’s Haircut - 15:28 J.K. Rowling Burning Alive - 16:31 Waiting to Pair - 18:30 Pumpkin Spice Bean Piss - 19:07 Graydon’s “Funny How” - 20:04 Dev Lemons Eminem Impression - 22:01 Ice Spice Spittle - 23:21 Dan Marino - 25:45 That’s My G Spot - 29:45 Climate Change Makes Me Sick - 31:02 Quonka Did - 32:48 Graydon Flirts with a Starbucks Cup - 33:38 Jesus Jammed on Judas - 35:06 Name 3 Flightless Birds - 36:33 Private Chef - 37:31 Dignan Hit the Decagon - 38:33 Naming Fake Comedians - 39:55 Gary Vee Monkey Furnace - 41:31 Snake Draft - 42:43 Air Bubble - 45:48 Riley’s Ash Impression - 46:44 Las Vegans - 48:40 Broad Music - 50:17 Baby Gut Oven - 52:00 Riley Pronounces Aeropostale - 54:43 Antisemitic Pokemon - 56:33 Justin Long’s Outstanding Resume - 57:23 Picture Diggy Grinding - 1:01:24 Music Critics Talking About Music - 1:02:30 Inverted the Worm - 1:04:54 Gamestop Gucci - 1:06:58 I’m Fly but I’m Fuckin’ Not Plane - 1:09:45 CJ is Addicted to Poopy - 1:12:14 Riley’s Spit has Healing Properties - 1:13:20 Feral Cat Butter - 1:15:01 Drainer BBQ - 1:16:52 Riley’s Jerry Seinfeld Impression - 1:18:46 Poet OnlyFans - 1:21:02 You Know My Motto - 1:23:02 Graydon Does Impossibly Long Lines of Cocaine - 1:24:30 Quadiki Torches - 1:26:22 Graydon Met an Alien at Pier 1 Imports - 1:28:13 That Weasel Martin Shkreli - 1:30:45 A Militia of Organized Primates - 1:32:16 Graydon’s Family Photo Album - 1:33:23 College Dialect - 1:34:39 Tiny Phone - 1:35:16 Graydon Grew Up Hard - 1:36:26 Where’s the Punchline? - 1:38:10 Graydon Wants to be a Dragon - 1:40:47 Bohemian Rhapsody in My Sick Porsche - 1:43:05 Osama Bin Laden Played in the NBA - 1:44:12 Shrek Movie Marathon - 1:46:05 Talking Shit to a Guy Showing Up to the Office - 1:48:19 Graydon vs. Strudel - 1:50:04
The thing that is so amazing about this channel is that in this single video there were multiple bits that will probably end up in the next one of these. Some of them are even pretty meta because they’re adding to bits of their own, from videos prior. This channel provides better improv comedy than most if not every other unscripted show I’ve ever seen.
As in you watched it only 3/4 of the way through the movement or your movement was longer than 2 hrs 13 mins so you ran out of video for the last quarter?
i got so numb to the structure of this video that whenever they did bits after a matchup, i kept expecting them to talk about how much they liked that bit afterwards
the jk rowling one wins for me automatically cuz that was the first hivemine video i ever watched and that bit caught me so off guard i had to instantly subscribe
154k views is absolutely mental. ur so fucking big now its hard to believe. i remember not even understanding that the show had "bits" and just thinkin they were cracking jokes in a really weird humor i love idk what im even saying but im just so proud bro theyre my comfort yt channel. never stop evolving i love what u guys do very very much and i wish this shit lasts forever man im such a bitch
When i heard the Dan Marino bit for the first time and at first I was like wtf is Dignan talking about and by the end I remember looking up if Tambourine Marino was real
My favorite bits: 3:12 MAN, ain't no one care about the Grammys no more! 15:07 I need some top 22:01 ARIANA GRANDE WITH A VENTE LATTE 29:45 That's my G Spot 33:39 Flirting with a Starbucks cup 38:33 The Decagon 39:56 Fake Comedians 45:49 Air Bubble 46:44 Ash Impression 50:17 Broad Music 1:01:25 Picture Diggy Grinding 1:04:54 Inverted the Worm 1:09:45 Not only am I fly, I'm fuckin not playing 1:12:14 CJ is addicted to Poopy 1:16:52 Drainer BBQ 1:18:46 Jerry Seinfeld Impression 1:23:02 You know my motto 1:24:30 Cocaina 1:28:13 Dignan's Extra Terrestrial sighting 1:32:16 A Militia of Organized Primates 1:34:39 College Dialect 1:35:16 Tiny Phone 1:46:05 Shrek Marathon 1:48:19 lol how'd you get that wtf
Waiting for hivemind to do 64 brackets so they can make a bracket of all the winners of previous brackets.
how would you determine which moves on???
PLEEEEASE actually lmaoo
bracket bracket! bracket bracket! bracket bracket! bracket bracket! bracket bracket! bracket bracket! bracket bracket! bracket bracket! bracket bracket! bracket bracket!
DMX barking will own
@@icmyceliumyou pick the better option obviously
I don't know how he does it, but Quadeca manages to look totally different every time he joins a Hivemind video. Perhaps he has a million lookalike brothers.
He is mixed like logic
@@PEGGY18MAFIA bro how does that answer the question lol
*Quonka
@@nataliee5236 He is mixed like logic
@@nataliee5236Exactly, and he's not mixed either 😂 he's just Balkan
You know I’m really pleased that the hivemind boys were able to pull quadeca away from gang life. The amount of crack and fake Fortnite carts he was putting onto the street was really damaging to his community. I’m so glad they adopted him!
I really will miss the Benjamin-Penjamin™ Battle-Bus OG cart though. Can't feel my toes when I use it.
he was off the henny
But his music just hasn’t been the same since :(
Wait quad made that shit was gas
Amen brotha
These guys really are comedic geniuses. The whole lot of them. Riley, dignan, grayscale, quagmire and granite.
I also like dev melons
Don’t forget shitisnotbean
i think tooth paste in music is also cool
You forgot David
and trenton
my parents hate me
damn
its okay i hate you too
Same
Your parents hate me
Skill issue
“Oh he’s fly, he must be plane” is so damn funny. I will never not laugh.
Can't believe that was first rounded
HES NOT PLANE
That's unironically easily in my top 5, I think it's just a very good representative of the channel while being funny asf. Not only is it a bit that spawned naturally out of an actual game they've played, it has the back and fourth, it has the quotable moments like that as well as a random feud completion, BUT it ALSO has the ultimate payoff with the "F. S!"
That one deserved to be much higher if you ask me
Dude the part where they’re like “so that means he’s either bird, bug, e.t.’s bicycle or rocket” is so damn funny😭😭
Bits I want on the 3rd bracket:
-Ant from NFR and his fraternity with Blues Clues
-Graydon and Eden arguing about him imagining someone else's boobs
-Quadeca's impression of Ice Spice
-Riley and Dev freestyling on a vlog
I’d love to see the Big Sean bit in the next one
The cosmic boobs was hilarious
Ants bit is just a hard copy of dignans SquarePants bit
What About "Black Riley" At The Shrek Rave
Also Graydon's new gym routine, where he can't move his arms at all. "Wanna see how much i can move my arms?" *Arms stay in the exact same spot, lying on the table
The channel has cultivated such an interesting fanbase. HIVEMIND holds a captivating aura that no other channel has.
nice pfp
My personal favorite bit was back in the late 1400's. The one where the gang stopped filming in the middle of the first Bit Bracket to set sail out of Palos de la Frontera, Spain in hopes of finding the lucrative lands of India and China. I was a little surprised at how serious Dignan took the genocide, but after the dust settled, and they all started singing "Yellow Submarine" in unison, I felt like all was right with the world for once. Good work guys, excited for this video!
Best hivemind comment in existence
WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE
YELLOW SUBMARINE
YELLOW SUBMARINE
These types of comments are pretty overplayed, but this one is really something special.
hey im listening to the yellow submarine album as im reading this
We all live in a Niña submarine, a Pinta submarine, a Santa María submarine
Its so sad that "Thats my G spot" was eliminated so early, i absolutely love that bit.
Might be my favorite
The bit to game ratio’s gonna be crazy in this one
all bit 0 game
1:1
@@evstwrld3888 literally me
OOPS! All bits
@@Qwertisi i want oops all game
Some favorites:
- Jamaican me British
- Quads Ice spice impression into old timer Ice Spice into “Ice Spice has a huge ass”
- Marry a Congresswoman
- Tame Impala is just one guy
- obscure but Graydon’s “everything turns to sand” ending advice (video game soundtrack)
- Graydon has never cracked his knuckles into he doesn’t care (random things bracket 2)
do you remember what video that marry a congresswoman bit was from?? i’ve been trying to find it again for ages lmao
Holy shit where is old timer Ice Spice from again? I keep quoting “He from the Bronx so I know that he dirty” in Quad’s voice
my favourite bit they didn't include is the one where blood poured out of all the walls and it kept pouring out nonstop and they all stared at the camera blankly for 72 hours on a livestream and then deleted it and never spoke of it again . but something in their eyes changed after that day. hopefully it's on the next bracket :)
that one’s a sleeper! so surprised to have someone also share my favorite bit
good bit it's in my elite 8 but getting beat by Graydon's bit with the guillotine and four chosen families
I love when dj grant started chanting incantations and curses, that really got my teeth scraping onto each other, and my vision started to blur, and my mind began to rot in my skull. 😊
I loved it when they let us peep the horror. Funniest shit I've ever seen
LAURA PALMER!!!!!!!!!!
all the bits!!
1:53 peanuts party
3:12 grammys
4:22 wooden horses
5:28 computer hat
8:18 fistful
9:20 ai off the henny
10:30 Riley hasn't showered in awhile
12:44 jury duty
15:06 he needs some top
15:29 Quadeca' haircut
16:30 Transphobic bitch
18:30 waiting to pair
19:10 pumpkin spice bean piss
20:40 funny how??
22:10 Dev Eminem
23:22 ice spice spittle
25:45 DAN MARINO FAM
29:45 that's his G spot
31:02 climate change 🤢
32:49 LIKE QUONKA DID.
33:38 Starbucks lady look so pretty
35:07 Jesus jammed on Judas
36:32 name 3 flightless birds
37:30 private chef
38:32 the decagon
39:55 fake comedians
41:31 the monkey furnace
42:45 snake draft
45:48 air bubble
46:44 ash impression
48:40 las vegans am I right?
50:17 broad music
52:00 baby gut oven
54:44Riley pronounce Aeropostale
56:33 antisemitic pokemon
57:23 Justin long resume
1:01:25 picture him grinding. now
1:02:32 boring yet interesting
1:04:55 inverted the worm
1:06:58 GameStop
1:09:45 I'm fucking not playing
1:12:14 CJ is addicted to poop
1:13:20 Riley is like Steven Universe
1:15:00 cat butter in his ears
1:16:52 drainer bbq
1:18:46 Jerry Seinfeld impression
1:21:03 poetry on only fans
1:23:01 you know my motto
1:24:30 impossibly long lines of cocaina
1:26:21 quadiki torches
1:28:13 Dignan encountered an alien
1:30:38 that weasel martin shkreli
1:32:16 A militia of organized primates
1:33:23 Graydon's photo album
1:34:38 college dialect
1:35:17 Tiny phone (why is this so funny)
1:36:28 Graydon had to grow up hard
1:38:11 Here comes the punchline
1:40:47 don't box me in (the dragon beginnings)
1:43:03 "I mean bohemian rhapsody is like fine, but western union is like cool"
1:44:13 the OBL
1:46:10 Shrek marathon
1:48:19 talking shit to a guy showing up to the office
1:50:03 Graydon vs strudel
I’m glad to hear I wasn’t the only one thinking of Steven universe lol
You’re a godsend 🙏. Do not ask what I did in the December of 1981
Nerd
@@lobo6992 noooooooo 😭😭
GOAT
My favorite hivemind bit is when Riley said he liked prom queen by Lil Wayne. Pure comedy 😂
And that shitty elo song when they did the one hit wonder bracket
and staying alive by drake
HAHAHAHAA
Guys they broke the lore. The bit named “Graydon flirts with a Starbucks cup” has Dignans name as the player in that game
he filled in as a good friend would. I am not being held in his basement with all of my extended family!
Yeah they do it a bunch in this video. Probably too much to keep track of
As a Digrider, I'm sick of all this anti-dignan propaganda
The alien one too!
quadecas "the ai was off the henny" is one of my personal favorite bits. idk what it is about it. the way quadeca explains it so matter of factly is perfect
any bit with a hank mention is gonna be a banger
PLEASE include the hivemind unlimited bit of all the people in an art class revealing their passion for music its one of the best bits ever
what video is this again I'm sobbing crying shaking trying to remember
@@jarhead3522 it's the "guess the artist from the one hit wonder" one
they did it!
MR RITHERSPOON LIVES ON!
BAHAHHAA THAT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITES
I can't wait for 62 episodes of this down the line when we get the hivemind bits bracket finals bracket!
came back to this beautiful piece of media today, December 29th 2024. thank you boys for your kind words about the late Jimmy Carter, really kept me grounded today :)
Just an update, Jimmy Carter is still alive as of me rewatching this. He’s goin strong
NO HE ISNT 🎉
Lmaooo
graydon and dignan have this unreal ability to string words together that have never been said in that order
It's nice to see Graydon enjoy Dignan's bits. Not many people would respect their coworker that's clearly better like that.
My favorite bit was actually in this video when Dignan busted down the door and started smashing all of Quadeca’s limbs with a tire iron, and then said “Now you’re a QUADriplegic!” Never laughed so hard in my life. Great stuff guys!
hope this bracket doesn’t deeply upset me like every other one you guys do!!
im mad
Oh it did
It was a tough watch for sure buy I cannot describe how relieved I am that Tiny Phone did not win
it will ✨
@@rikmascle4940 I cant believe it made it past the first round tbh
1:14:15 one thing y’all missed here is later in that video Graydon says “yeah some lunatics spit on kids to heal their broken bones” which is arguably the funniest part of the whole bit
I unironically watch the best bits bracket multiple times a week because it's soothing to my anxiety/my autistic ass to have something familiar on. Is an "I love you" appropriate or would that be overstepping some boundaries?
I mean Riley's crossed a lot of boundaries in the past so I don't think they care about them (I definitely don't have hours of footage of Riley stepping over people's personal boundaries)
Same here!
Damn thats crazy fr
Know any crack dealers in detroit by any chance?
@@voodoo5553 I got some in Auckland New Zealand if you want I know they do a buy 2 get free shipping deal for you detroitians a thank you for producing hive mind just use code I love you dignan
If it helps it helps 💪
17:07 BASED
But as a queer woman I genuinely love how quick you guys are to show support for queer folk, not a lot of creators will do that and every time I hear something like that it reminds me that not everyone is a lunatic :)
Same!!! 🏳️🌈
this isnt support its just hate
@@brandonkey181 What?
@@hwowwhwoo transphobic person alert 🚨 LMAO
honestly quadeca bursting into gamma quarks and disintegrating the bracket and leaving the show in silence for 2 and a half hours is a wild artistic take but im behind it
I'm so high I was about to ask for the timestamp
@@ivy7417 😭😭😭😭😭
bits timestamped:
1:54 peanut party
3:13 aint nobody care about the grammys
4:24 wooden horse kentucky derby
5:29 grayson’s hat is a computer
8:19 fistful for conservatives
9:20 the AI was off the henny
10:32 riley hasn’t showered in a long time
12:45 jury duty
15:07 i need some top
15:29 quadecas haircut existentialism
16:32 JK rowling burning alive
18:30 waiting to pair
19:08 bean piss
20:05 funny HOW? funny like i AMUSE you?
22:02 dev lemons eminem impression
23:22 ice spice spittle
25:46 dan marino
29:46 that’s my g spot
31:03 climate change makes me sick
32:50 quonka did
33:39 graydon flirts with a starbucks cup
35:07 jesus jammed on judas
36:34 name three flightless birds
37:32 private chef
38:33 dignan hit the decagon (sir a second plane has just hit the decagon)
39:56 naming fake comedians
41:32 gary vee monkey furnace
42:44 snake draft
45:49 air bubble or a cock
46:45 riley’s ash impression
48:41 las vegans
50:18 broad music
52:01 baby gut oven
54:45 riley aeropostale
56:34 antisemitic pokémon
57:24 justin longs outstanding resume
1:01:26 picture diggy grinding
1:02:31 music critics talking about music
1:04:55 inverted the worm
1:06:59 gamestop gucci
1:09:45 i’m fly but i’m fuckin not plane
1:12:14 CJ is addicted to poopy
1:13:21 riley’s spit has healing properties
1:15:02 feral cat butter
1:16:53 drainer bbq
1:18:47 riley’s seinfeld impression
1:21:03 poet only fans
1:23:04 you know my motto
1:24:31 graydon does impossibly long lines of cocaine
1:26:23 quadiki torches
1:28:14 graydon met an alien at a pier 1 imports
1:30:46 that weasel martin shkreli
1:32:17 a militia of organised primates raiding the federal bank
1:33:24 graydon’s family photo album
1:34:40 college dialect
1:35:16 tiny phone
1:36:27 graydon grew up hard
1:38:12 where’s the punchline
1:40:48 graydon wants to be a dragon
1:43:06 bohemian rhapsody in my sick porsche
1:44:13 osama bin laden played in the NBA
1:46:06 shriek movie marathon
1:48:20 talking shit to a guy showing up to the office
1:50:05 graydon v. strudel
final result: 2:10:58
Commenting to remember this
I’ve seen these bits a billion times, either through compilations or just rewatching Hivemind videos, but I still did not stop laughing through this entire video
graydon snorting long lines was the only bit here that had me in tears of laughter, the others are all so great but something about graydon's physical comedy bits are just on another LEVEL
I’ve been waiting for this, I’ve already watched the 1st bits bracket ~5-6 times, now I can finally switch it up.
now we have 2 bits brackets to watch for the next few months
Exactly, and it’s with Quadeca too, so this one is truly double the fun of the first
@@42HitchHikers it's also 2 hours long
literally
@@EnsoHenzo so was the last one
I hope every Bits Bracket has one intensively mid bit that takes out multiple beloved fan favourites and inexplicably makes it to the finals! First you had Riley Eats Cat Shit, and now Tiny Phone, it's like a new tradition!
riley eats cat shit is nowhere near mid, i feel like the steve o impression was the most mid one that went far
@@yaku63 Yes the fuck it is mid what are you talking about I didn't laugh even once when I watched it. Honestly calling it mid is doing it a favour, it's straight up trash
And the Steve-O bit is absolutely hysterical
No man cj is addicted to poopy went WAY TOO FAR!! it beat "I'm fly but I'm fucking not plane" which is a Top 5 Hivemind bit period
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@@yaku63double wrong
So glad this short guy in the middle invited the yellow wall boys onto his show. So fun!
3:11 - reporting from October 2024, not only is Jimmy Carter not dead yet, he just turned 100... Which is bonkers.
Just noticed that Graydon has an extra finger in this video. Love how Hivemind includes small easter eggs in their videos like this!
Need Graydon describing disembodied cosmic boobs to Eden and Riley’s perfect Kid Rock rapping impression
Detroit til i die
Don't mind me just time-stamping my favorite bits to come back to later down the line.
4:23 wooden horse kentucky derby
8:18 fistful for conservatives
12:44 jury duty
15:06 i need some top
19:07 pumpkin spice bean piss
29:45 that's my g spot
33:38 graydon flirts with a starbucks cup
36:32 name 3 flightless birds
37:30 private chef
38:32 graydon hit the decagon
41:31 gary vee monkey furnace
46:44 riley's ash impression
50:17 broad music
52:00 baby gut oven
56:33 antisemitic pokemon
1:01:25 picture diggy grinding
1:13:20 riley's spit has healing properties
1:16:52 drainer bbq
1:23:01 you know my motto
1:24:30 graydon does impossibly long lines of cocaine
1:30:44 that weasel martin shkreli
1:34:38 college dialect
the beefing with the guy outside the office getting eliminated is crazy that's my absolute favorite bit from you guys
Can’t believe I just saw this dude live and he’s already back in the studio with hivemind before his show in Portland. Insane work ethic
Dev's impression is the hardest I have ever laughed at a video, I was stuck at Charlie Sheen's washing machine for damn near 20 minutes
Can't wait for the next 62 installments of Hivemind Bits Bracket that way we can finally have the Hivemind Bits Bracket Bracket
happy 100th birthday jimmy carter, i fear you are alive bc of this video right here somehow cosmically willing it into existence.
How did u guys manage to mix up Graydon and Dignan on the bracket at 33:40?? They literally have no similarities
29:45 The greatest part of that G Spot bit is that the high note in that keyboard lick is a G
I never noticed until you pointed it out haha
Took a step back to appreciate the absurdity of hearing "Im more proud of gary vee monkey furnace," and nodding along with the sentiment.
3:04 Jimmy Carter died today. They were pretty close 😂
Rip
came here to say this 😭🤣
nickisnotgreen always enhances the chemistry between you guys so him on the next bits bracket would be great. his laugh makes everything funnier
DISAGREE
Nick and Dev would be perfect for this series
Highly disagree, dude is a la fit in style. Doesn’t say anything even remotely edgy or even funny. He’d be great on snl maybe, just another dude trying to make money by commenting on reality tv shows like everyone does except on yt instead of their gf
@@chestercheeto9768 wtf u talking about lmao
@@chestercheeto9768 He doesn't Pwn, Troll or otherwise Own often enough, like us Real Country Boys. Heavens I'd damn near say he hasn't Pwned, Trolled or otherwise Owned Once in his Life
Had a genuinely awful day at work. Actually laughed out loud to this on my couch. I needed it. Thanks
that last bits bracket had me on the floor laughing
Off the henny is hilarious dude “do you say stuff like that often?”
the best hivemind bit was when riley and graydon had a consensual workplace relationship for 6 years between 2004-2010
It’s been more than a year and jimmy Carter is still somehow alive
My favorite hivemind bit of all time is in random things bracket 2 at 47:25 when Graydon says hes never cracked his knuckles and doesn’t care anymore
I like when one of them asks for grants opinion to help decide and then immediately go with the opposite anyway
Dopamine overload giving us a two hour video *AND* it’s with Quadeca. Thank you hivemen
1:41:43 dude the way he says “i still do..” in that small voice is top ten funniest hivemind moments for me
quadeca calling graydon and riley gringos is great
do you have a timestamp
@@Mira2Cold the bit starts around 56:00 but he says it at about 56:13 :)
@@pinkypop143 thanks for your assistance
especially since he was saying an english name with a french(?) pronunciation
Update: jimmy carter has just passed away. It’s December 29th, 2024 4:30pm EST
the best bit was when Quadeca said "It's quadin time" and then quaded all over Dignan and Riley
my favorite was when riley said "HIVEMIND ACTIVATE" and i blacked out for 7 hours and woke up soaked in an unknown liquid!
@@12sleep34 thank god for the little things
THE BITS
Peanut Party - 1:53
Ain’t Nobody Care About the Grammy’s - 3:12
Wooden Horse Kentucky Derby - 4:23
Graydon’s Hat is a Computer - 5:28
Fistful for Conservatives - 8:18
The A.I. was Off the Henny - 9:20
Riley Hasn’t Showered in a Long Time - 10:31
Jury Duty - 12:44
I Need Some Top - 15:06
Quadeca’s Haircut - 15:28
J.K. Rowling Burning Alive - 16:31
Waiting to Pair - 18:30
Pumpkin Spice Bean Piss - 19:07
Graydon’s “Funny How” - 20:04
Dev Lemons Eminem Impression - 22:01
Ice Spice Spittle - 23:21
Dan Marino - 25:45
That’s My G Spot - 29:45
Climate Change Makes Me Sick - 31:02
Quonka Did - 32:48
Graydon Flirts with a Starbucks Cup - 33:38
Jesus Jammed on Judas - 35:06
Name 3 Flightless Birds - 36:33
Private Chef - 37:31
Dignan Hit the Decagon - 38:33
Naming Fake Comedians - 39:55
Gary Vee Monkey Furnace - 41:31
Snake Draft - 42:43
Air Bubble - 45:48
Riley’s Ash Impression - 46:44
Las Vegans - 48:40
Broad Music - 50:17
Baby Gut Oven - 52:00
Riley Pronounces Aeropostale - 54:43
Antisemitic Pokemon - 56:33
Justin Long’s Outstanding Resume - 57:23
Picture Diggy Grinding - 1:01:24
Music Critics Talking About Music - 1:02:30
Inverted the Worm - 1:04:54
Gamestop Gucci - 1:06:58
I’m Fly but I’m Fuckin’ Not Plane - 1:09:45
CJ is Addicted to Poopy - 1:12:14
Riley’s Spit has Healing Properties - 1:13:20
Feral Cat Butter - 1:15:01
Drainer BBQ - 1:16:52
Riley’s Jerry Seinfeld Impression - 1:18:46
Poet OnlyFans - 1:21:02
You Know My Motto - 1:23:02
Graydon Does Impossibly Long Lines of Cocaine - 1:24:30
Quadiki Torches - 1:26:22
Graydon Met an Alien at Pier 1 Imports - 1:28:13
That Weasel Martin Shkreli - 1:30:45
A Militia of Organized Primates - 1:32:16
Graydon’s Family Photo Album - 1:33:23
College Dialect - 1:34:39
Tiny Phone - 1:35:16
Graydon Grew Up Hard - 1:36:26
Where’s the Punchline? - 1:38:10
Graydon Wants to be a Dragon - 1:40:47
Bohemian Rhapsody in My Sick Porsche - 1:43:05
Osama Bin Laden Played in the NBA - 1:44:12
Shrek Movie Marathon - 1:46:05
Talking Shit to a Guy Showing Up to the Office - 1:48:19
Graydon vs. Strudel - 1:50:04
I'm surprised you guys didn't cover the bit where you broke into my house and beat the stuffing out of me then stole all of my utensils. Great video!
Did you really need the utensils anyway?
me: i hate listening to men talk
me when hivemind uploads a 2 hr video: LETS FUCKING GO
I could not agree more and they are the only exception.
the best hivemind bit was when dignan hit me with a golf club while i was sleeping
Shouldn’t have bullied him in high school
@@zakkturner8156 he told me he liked being stuffed inside lockers, said it made him feel like he was back in his mother's womb again
Is it true your kids clapped when he hit you?
I'm guessing this was recorded too long ago to have included it but the old timey ice spice lyrics bit HAS to be in the next bracket. So so good
Quad saying "hopefully benfica make the champions league final" means it was recorded a long while ago
I was having kind of a bad day, and this made it so much worse. Thanks 👍
Riley looks like he has cold hands
Couldn’t agree more!
Do you know any heroin dealers in the Chicago area? Need to know ASAP please.
happy (belated) 100th birthday to Jimmy Carter. he's still alive. let's throw him a peanut party
took a year and a half for the jimmy carter comment to be true
Graydon’s botched circumcision is an instant classic
The thing that is so amazing about this channel is that in this single video there were multiple bits that will probably end up in the next one of these. Some of them are even pretty meta because they’re adding to bits of their own, from videos prior. This channel provides better improv comedy than most if not every other unscripted show I’ve ever seen.
The bit to game ratio is CRAZY on this one!
how do you guys manage to make such funny bits but always pick the wrong ooooones 😭 love you guys a lot though
i take it back having watched it all you guys actually made a lot of good choices
genuinely gorgeous singing from quadeca at the end of the video
Rest in peace jimmy carter
Alright, we need a Hivemind comments bracket.
Agreed. We could have a bracket alone for the crimes that the commenters/Dignan have committed
just checking in, ol'Jimmy ain't dead yet
Solid video fellas!! Why was me and diggy's friendship under "bits"?? Smelling jealousy from Riley...😅❤. (I have your uncle hostage)
holy shit Dan Marino
watching this many months later and jimmy carter still ain't dead
nvm
Y’all have to add Graydon laughing at cancer bit from the hivemind feud question “saddest album of all time” hilarious bit
“Funny How” is some of the most I’ve laughed at this channel. Truly a work of genius that got knocked out far too early.
This one kept me company during three quarters of my bowel movement
As in you watched it only 3/4 of the way through the movement or your movement was longer than 2 hrs 13 mins so you ran out of video for the last quarter?
@@maxwellversed latter
19:03 "i get to see eden! hoorayy :)" IM MELTING
i got so numb to the structure of this video that whenever they did bits after a matchup, i kept expecting them to talk about how much they liked that bit afterwards
One of the bits is labled "Graydon flirts with a starbucks cup" when it was clearly Dignan in the clip.
A militia of organized primates and Graydons family photo album are actually the same thing
the jk rowling one wins for me automatically cuz that was the first hivemine video i ever watched and that bit caught me so off guard i had to instantly subscribe
154k views is absolutely mental. ur so fucking big now its hard to believe. i remember not even understanding that the show had "bits" and just thinkin they were cracking jokes in a really weird humor i love idk what im even saying but im just so proud bro theyre my comfort yt channel. never stop evolving i love what u guys do very very much and i wish this shit lasts forever man im such a bitch
1:34 “go see him on tua” well said graydon
rip jimmy carter
update jimmy carter has indeed died
Was having a panic attack but you guys really help , the lobotomy worked
Can't remember what video its from, but the bit about the art teacher making music and then the whole class making the same song is S tier Hivemind
that bit is featured in the 3rd bracket!
Goated video from Rhett and link, dev impression deserved to win it all
Insane that this video auto-played for me the day that Jimmy Carter died
I only discovered this duo maybe a month or two ago and I watch the first bits bracket WEEKLY…THANK YOU RILEY AND DIGGY 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
and graydon
When i heard the Dan Marino bit for the first time and at first I was like wtf is Dignan talking about and by the end I remember looking up if Tambourine Marino was real
My favorite bits:
3:12 MAN, ain't no one care about the Grammys no more!
15:07 I need some top
22:01 ARIANA GRANDE WITH A VENTE LATTE
29:45 That's my G Spot
33:39 Flirting with a Starbucks cup
38:33 The Decagon
39:56 Fake Comedians
45:49 Air Bubble
46:44 Ash Impression
50:17 Broad Music
1:01:25 Picture Diggy Grinding
1:04:54 Inverted the Worm
1:09:45 Not only am I fly, I'm fuckin not playing
1:12:14 CJ is addicted to Poopy
1:16:52 Drainer BBQ
1:18:46 Jerry Seinfeld Impression
1:23:02 You know my motto
1:24:30 Cocaina
1:28:13 Dignan's Extra Terrestrial sighting
1:32:16 A Militia of Organized Primates
1:34:39 College Dialect
1:35:16 Tiny Phone
1:46:05 Shrek Marathon
1:48:19 lol how'd you get that wtf
Bits Bracket 3 has to have Graydon’s rotating cast of 15+ characters staying at his place
pretty sure it does have it