Fun fact: the zues beat down is endless. It only ends once you stop pressing circle. This has caused some people to beat zues for a comical amount of time.
It’s actually hysterical that the ones who had the *least* beef with Kratos got the absolute *worst* of it. What he did to Poseidon had to be racially motivated 💀
Exactly, sure posiden was out he re tying to start shit but damn, kratos acting like this is the guy who murdered his family lmao. I think he just hates the ocean
Seeing that last image really makes -"....there are consequences to killing a god!" Hit home. Really showed why he was so hesitant to end Odin at first.
Nah, Hephaestus was worse. Kratos killed him for trying to betray him after Kratos just got back from clapping his wife's cheeks. Then took custody of his daughter. Hermes 100% deserved it.
I mean he wasn't really nerfed. Bro got what he wanted in the trilogy and mellowed out. No reason to still be mad when you finally took out all your ops. He went from beating your ass to giving you time to correct yourself before he does.
Let’s make one thing clear: if Norse Kratos wanted to do people like his younger self, he is more powerful. He could do it to the Norse pantheon in a whole evening. Hell he beat someone who mindlessly folded Giants. Deadass creating a racists wet dream
2018 and Ragnarok are goated, but theres still nothing compared to going into God of War 3 after waiting 5 years after that perfect cliffhanger ending from GoW2. The music, the set up, the HANDS. God of War 3 is still my series favorite overall.
@@Dhampire1976nah, u just don't like a good story fr. Kratos is a better character as a father, also because the moments of violence and anger he DOES have become more meaningful than him just ready to crashout over anything fr
@wolfgangmozart1920 you literally say that solely because we got OG Kratos first.. if he was the guy he is now you'd be eating crow and rightfully so! Not better fuck yalls opinion if THIS is your so called opinion.. talk about disrespect to the Kratos we grew up on. What a lame simpish outlook, better because he's a father... he already was one!!!! Fuck you don't forget about his og family.
As TotallyToasty said. Kratos beat Poseidon like he stole something, he beat him like it was Def Jam Fight for NY and lastly, he beat him like HE killed his family. The fact that he did Poseidon worse than Ares and Zeus who are responsible for his family's deaths is crazy.
@@LennoxSadler I'll take getting punched in the face over and over until Kratos crashes back in. Then getting manhandled the way Poseidon did with my eyes getting gouged out, waiting for this guy to snap my neck. Chances are I'll probably be unconscious after the first three hits.
@LennoxSadler Then that contradicts what you said. If you claim Zeus had it worse than Poseidon. Meanwhile, you're just plain lying. Poseidon got beaten bloody, tossed around like a ragdoll, his eyes gouged out and then his neck snapped. Did you even watch the video or see the games?
After killing Hades, I just sat there for a minute thinking: "Damn...we really murdered two of the Big Three as the first two boss fights." That's crazy.
Kratos is a DEMON. He should not be fucked with. Also, why the hell were Helios and Hermes even trying to act like they were like that. Those goofies weren’t even on his radar till they talked shit.
Its annoying because Helios specifically should lore wise be a genuine threat as a major god with an actual combat element to use. So Im sitting here wondering why Helios was not throwing out small nukes? Hermes honestly just got hella nerfed. As the messenger of the gods he should one be able to fly and two be able to damn near teleport with his speed.
@@joshuafrazier3904 Hermes in the mythology is a multi talent, the main messenger in the Iliad for example is actually Iris. Hermes is mainly to do with commerce and trade rather than just running around delivering parcels or messages. He is also a healer and musician (Apollo lite). In truth all the gods in the mythology can almost instantaneously go anywhere. For example Athena seemingly teleports in the Iliad, and multiple gods seemingly appear on the battlefield almost instantly in the narrative. Helios is all-seeing, has prophetic powers, controls the power and flames of the sun and is a veteran of the Titanomachy/Titan War. So realistically he should have been about business. Also during Typhon’s rampage he was literally above everything that was happening, while all of Olympus except Zeus went into hiding, and Gaia herself reverently begs him for even a single ray of his power to help Typhon. Honestly they could have made him Kratos’ bro or a good boss fight, maybe even both because Kratos forced a fight by bringing the Titans, instead of what they did.
What makes Poseidon's death even more insulting is that , as he falls, you can HEAR his heartbeat stop JUST as he's about to hit the water. If he had survived just half a second longer he might have been able to heal all his injuries and come back for round 2.
if kratos and freya become a couple later on like everyone wants them 2 for some reason then baulder would steal that title from poseiden as kratos would of whopped him a total of 3 times before killing him and then smash his mom who baulder wanted dead (rightfully so imo despite me liking freyas character for the most part)
This is actually insane because I have literally been watching clips of Kratos owning the Olympian gods the last two-three weeks because of BlankBoy's other God of War commentary videos and then he drops one for those very same clips soon after, it's like the universe gave me a gift for exploring more God of War 🤣🙏
Really Poseidon probably could have won that fight if he had went in even mildly cautious like seriously if he wanted win all he needed to do was throw Gaia into the water and apparently in the God of War verse the Titans are stronger than their parents so if Poseidon can one shot a Titan he should be able to manhandled Gaia into a terrain advantage for himself.
TYSM bro!!! Been waiting for a video with OG god og eat TYPE shi🎉 Kratos and Zeus punching at the same time like this is creed 3 snd DBZ goku vs Vegrta was crazy
If anyone asked me how brutal GOW 3 Kratos was, I would’ve redirected them to ur vid because I can’t use more better words and exemples than you did , great vid lad
Blankboy capitalizing on the TikTok to become TH-cam popular was the best thing ever. A lot of your subs probably don’t even know about your TikTok. You really made it twin
Kratos is one of the coolest characters in fiction. He was a neutral character that just wanted his get back on the gods. And half of the ass whoopings were completely deserved because people wanted smoke when he tried to spare them. Kratos wouldn't have snatched Hermes' Olympias off his feet if he let him alone.
This video is the best possible way that Atreus could have learned Kratos ran the fade against the entire Greek Pantheon. Man put the whole family tree on a T-shirt 💀
13:46, I'm surprised no one thought of that for a skit or something, Kratos just getting jumped by the Olympians. Only reason they didn't actually do it were the Titans they were fighting.
lol bro you got me laughing on the first minute “lebron brushing his thoughts and memories” then you gon go ahead with “ I threw a rock at him”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭
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Unc finally back 🙏
Remember your promised Jiren video.
yessir nephew 🫡
@blankboy_ u think u could make 1 of these videos but like it be aquaman like a video like this from Aquaman 1 not 2 Aquaman 2 was ASS
Wsg u the best
You can’t be talking you take longer than him to upload
Fun fact: the zues beat down is endless. It only ends once you stop pressing circle. This has caused some people to beat zues for a comical amount of time.
I beat Zues for hours until my thumb 👍 👍 started to get sore because Zues was the person solely responsible for Kratos's family's deaths.
15 mins for me 😂😂😂😂
@@python321920 mins for me
Why people call Zeus "zuez"
@@cristhianramirez6939 I went to American public schools
Kratos using the head of helios as a flashlight was just wicked work
Yep it was
Kratos seems to have a thing about carrying severed heads with him everywhere he goes.
And he took Hermes Olympian 1s
The most kratos thing to do in the dark
Better that than using it as a fleshlight.
Kratos beat these boys so bad that HE needed therapy in the Valhalla DLC.
And he still had to throw hands, I know it’s a video game but like it’s also a healing journey yo
Atreus when he gets grade:🏃🏃🏃
Tbh he jumped them lol. If it’s a fair 1v1 he might’ve lost
@@Yomama.6.9.nah he boxed hades 1v1
@@Yomama.6.9.what are you on about most of his fights was one on ones
It’s actually hysterical that the ones who had the *least* beef with Kratos got the absolute *worst* of it. What he did to Poseidon had to be racially motivated 💀
That's what I'm saying! And Poseidon even gave kratos a power in the first game. Just for kratos to violate him the worst
Exactly, sure posiden was out he re tying to start shit but damn, kratos acting like this is the guy who murdered his family lmao. I think he just hates the ocean
what did helios even do bro 😭
Kratos destroyed Atlantis, killing countless innocents before he killed Poseidon. I think he just really hates fish people.
@@solitairemario he wasn't even fighting kratos 💀
ATREUS: Can you fight something that big?
KRATOS: Boi, I killed your great grandfather.
@yungdracoo4 Cronos is Atreus's great grandfather
ATREUS: You killed him too? Who didn't you kill?
KRATOS: Your step-mom.
ATREUS: What?
KRATOS: What?
"Brushing away his thoughts and memory" has me dying😆🤣
😭😭
😂shit like this makes me thankful to my parents. They didn’t give me much but at least I still got hair.
Shit was diabolical!!😂😂
Loses a memory each brush
“I threw a rock at him”😂
😭😭
It was a big rock.
@@m.a.k.dynasty4504 did absolutely nothing 😂
@@Swift_editz681 L ROCK
Jokers face was the best one 💀💀💀
This series happened, because Zeus wouldn't stop having, "Entanglements." 😅
"Unfortunately, Zeus was horny" 😂
Greek Mythology in a nutshell:
"AND THEN ALONG CAME ZEUS!"
In words of the Octopus from The Spirit film: "Zeus couldn't keep it in his pants!"
The only thing stronger than Zeus himself is the anaconda 💀💀
Greek mythology abridged:
Infidelity and cosmic prank wars.
Seeing that last image really makes
-"....there are consequences to killing a god!"
Hit home. Really showed why he was so hesitant to end Odin at first.
But let's be honest, if Kratos was allowed to let go a little, Odin would lose his other eye 😂
Kratos pulled up to the family Thanksgiving with the extended family members with gigantism and challenged his own daddy, Kratos is built different.
Love you daddy
Not only that murked everyone else including the giants
He also fucked Aphrodite
Lol
@@Ray-ez7cd💀
7:05 “Jeffery Ep- Oh nah this has gone too far!” shi had me cackling 😂
What I’m saying
7:03 "tupac, kobi, walt Disney,Micheal Jackson" bro you killed me 😂😂
THAT SHIT HAD ME LMFAO! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jeffery Epstein ☠️☠️☠️
@@Yuvi2909OH NAH, KRATOS PLEASE, PUT THAT SHUT BACK ON.
Kratos is the type of guy to appear behind you when you look in the mirror then disappears when you look behind you
Nah, he'd punch you when you turn around.
😂
@@juniorjunior5884 Yes, through the mirror.
As soon as you turn around, he's giving you that Zeus treatment
9:18 You were having fun making this video bro😂😂
"Got Gotham looking like paradise" ☠️
I think we can all agree Hermes was done the most diabolically
Him or Poseidon I remember both getting cooked horribly
Kratos dead ass said "You got the Hermes 12s tho!" 😂😂
Poseidon got it the worst. Bro got beat down, and his eyes gouged out. That's tough
What a mf does when he sees his bro got the new Jordans.
Nah, Hephaestus was worse. Kratos killed him for trying to betray him after Kratos just got back from clapping his wife's cheeks. Then took custody of his daughter. Hermes 100% deserved it.
Kratos before the Norse games is the definition of Dads being nerfed by Marriage
Bro was on a different timing in these games 😭🙏🏿
Well he was married when he was in Greece... he just cancel is Wife and kid when Ares give him the blade
I mean he wasn't really nerfed. Bro got what he wanted in the trilogy and mellowed out. No reason to still be mad when you finally took out all your ops. He went from beating your ass to giving you time to correct yourself before he does.
Bro retired yet these Norses Gods stay on that Nick Fury timing.
“There was an idea…”
“Shut yo h03 ahh up. I already clocked out”
Let’s make one thing clear: if Norse Kratos wanted to do people like his younger self, he is more powerful. He could do it to the Norse pantheon in a whole evening. Hell he beat someone who mindlessly folded Giants. Deadass creating a racists wet dream
@@BIGTHANKSHEESHOdin and Freya alone could prob take out Norse Kratos honestly.
0:27 Imagine lil bro'ing your older brother
Faxxx, Zues got more audacity than a New Yorker at any sports event ever
Im pretty sure they based their age off the order of when they left kronos
Sasuke could never
@@brodyratliff7441 Poseidon is older than zeus, just not stronger
@Kurd143 no Poseidon I'd stronger
Man, Kratos killing Hades, Poseidon, and Helios causing not so natural disasters to happen all over Greece is hilarious
This the only game where we get a first person pov of getting jumped by our own character. This game is fucking wild
2018 and Ragnarok are goated, but theres still nothing compared to going into God of War 3 after waiting 5 years after that perfect cliffhanger ending from GoW2.
The music, the set up, the HANDS. God of War 3 is still my series favorite overall.
Crazy how we got the God of Crashouts to a patient father.
Dad lore. I mean look at vegeta before bulma
@@Eggshd Fax 🤣
We went from peak to complete ass 💀🙏
@@Dhampire1976nah, u just don't like a good story fr. Kratos is a better character as a father, also because the moments of violence and anger he DOES have become more meaningful than him just ready to crashout over anything fr
@wolfgangmozart1920 you literally say that solely because we got OG Kratos first.. if he was the guy he is now you'd be eating crow and rightfully so! Not better fuck yalls opinion if THIS is your so called opinion.. talk about disrespect to the Kratos we grew up on. What a lame simpish outlook, better because he's a father... he already was one!!!! Fuck you don't forget about his og family.
As TotallyToasty said. Kratos beat Poseidon like he stole something, he beat him like it was Def Jam Fight for NY and lastly, he beat him like HE killed his family.
The fact that he did Poseidon worse than Ares and Zeus who are responsible for his family's deaths is crazy.
Wtf are you talking about he beat Zeus endlessly
@@LennoxSadler I'll take getting punched in the face over and over until Kratos crashes back in. Then getting manhandled the way Poseidon did with my eyes getting gouged out, waiting for this guy to snap my neck. Chances are I'll probably be unconscious after the first three hits.
@@THENemesisXX99 the fact is Zeus was already dead for hours so Kratos was beating a dead body while Poseidon only got his neck snapped
@LennoxSadler Then that contradicts what you said. If you claim Zeus had it worse than Poseidon. Meanwhile, you're just plain lying. Poseidon got beaten bloody, tossed around like a ragdoll, his eyes gouged out and then his neck snapped. Did you even watch the video or see the games?
@@THENemesisXX99 ight bud you don’t get what I’m saying and yes I platinumed all the god of war games
After killing Hades, I just sat there for a minute thinking: "Damn...we really murdered two of the Big Three as the first two boss fights."
That's crazy.
Exactly, same thing i said, after that i just the zeus fight was about to be LEGENDARY🔥🔥🔥
My first thought was damn. He killed his uncles almost more brutally than his own Dad
Zeus would have fallen sooner had the whole flame of the Olympus plot not been a thing.
Best God of war game. Ragnarok has nothing on these games.
I knew it was over for the other gods off that alone
Young Kratos the type of guy to lose in game, say run it back, and when the other guy says yes the doorbell rings.
So, Atlas from Teen Titans?
Hey, it's me Goku!
“I threw a rock at em” He was so proud of himself 😭
Kratos is a DEMON. He should not be fucked with. Also, why the hell were Helios and Hermes even trying to act like they were like that. Those goofies weren’t even on his radar till they talked shit.
Its annoying because Helios specifically should lore wise be a genuine threat as a major god with an actual combat element to use. So Im sitting here wondering why Helios was not throwing out small nukes? Hermes honestly just got hella nerfed. As the messenger of the gods he should one be able to fly and two be able to damn near teleport with his speed.
@@joshuafrazier3904
Hermes in the mythology is a multi talent, the main messenger in the Iliad for example is actually Iris. Hermes is mainly to do with commerce and trade rather than just running around delivering parcels or messages. He is also a healer and musician (Apollo lite).
In truth all the gods in the mythology can almost instantaneously go anywhere. For example Athena seemingly teleports in the Iliad, and multiple gods seemingly appear on the battlefield almost instantly in the narrative.
Helios is all-seeing, has prophetic powers, controls the power and flames of the sun and is a veteran of the Titanomachy/Titan War. So realistically he should have been about business. Also during Typhon’s rampage he was literally above everything that was happening, while all of Olympus except Zeus went into hiding, and Gaia herself reverently begs him for even a single ray of his power to help Typhon. Honestly they could have made him Kratos’ bro or a good boss fight, maybe even both because Kratos forced a fight by bringing the Titans, instead of what they did.
Same with Hera. Kratos was literally walking away until she decided to talk smack.
Kratos during the Greek Era was the angriest MF on the planet, shit was insane!
What makes Poseidon's death even more insulting is that , as he falls, you can HEAR his heartbeat stop JUST as he's about to hit the water. If he had survived just half a second longer he might have been able to heal all his injuries and come back for round 2.
kratos vs poseidon will forever go as the most disrespectful fight in gow history
Helios:Am i a joke to you
@@PaulaNaBussa-x1n that wasn't a fight, it was a slaughter
if kratos and freya become a couple later on like everyone wants them 2 for some reason then baulder would steal that title from poseiden as kratos would of whopped him a total of 3 times before killing him and then smash his mom who baulder wanted dead (rightfully so imo despite me liking freyas character for the most part)
4:51 Poseidon: HE'S AN ANIMAL!!! HE TOOK MY VISION!!!
Stevie: .....That's it???
😂💀 My boy never misses.
"squeezing him like an ass cheek" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 crazy work
16:38 nah I’m weak😂 bouncing off the concrete like Goku black is devastating work😭
Ion know about Goku but she laid out like Yamcha😭🙏
The thing about the Zeus beat down, it only stops when the player stops button mashing
Don’t fear BlankBoy is here 🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥
Zeus was holding pendora up like how thanos holded up iron man , bro thought he was thanos 😭
My boy made the most brutal fatalities in gaming history on his own family tree💀🙏
Bro, being the God of Death just to get faded so bad, you end up face to face with all the souls you been punishing is *diabolical.*
2nd Petition to get Blankboy to talk about the Intergalatic goat Ellen Ripley folding the Alien Queen in Aliens.
W Vid by the way Blankboy🔥💯
@@tha_circuitt777thank you bro, and yea i want to do an alien/ predator video soon
"Have you never heard of email" is crazy work
😂😂😂
Ayo "brushing away his thoughts and memories" is CRAZY 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This meme is absolutely ABSURD 💀💀💀 5:16
Was just thinking this 😂😂
1:00 reminds me of boondocks when bro with thugificent & that dude said to work at burger king. & they all staired at him like that☠️☠️
the face joker made just cracked my poor soul really priceless
@@eixd3396 he looks so disappointed 😂😂
20:55 funfact: you can keep mashing the button and kratos keeps punching like forever
16:05 MOM LOOK I'M FAMOUS!!!!
Holy shit
😂😂😂
This is actually insane because I have literally been watching clips of Kratos owning the Olympian gods the last two-three weeks because of BlankBoy's other God of War commentary videos and then he drops one for those very same clips soon after, it's like the universe gave me a gift for exploring more God of War 🤣🙏
*souls start leaving Hades*
"Tupac? Kobe? Walt Disney? Michael Jackson?!"🤣
“Jeffery Ep- OH NAH, this has gone too far Kratos, put that shit back on!”
17:43- “fallen and can’t get up…. OLD ASS”😂
Kratos was low-key dishing out diabolical fatalities
3:03 "Stay tf away from her" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
3:56 Those sound effectes got me rolling 💀
Hermes is really that Route 1 trainer that you overlooked who comes to throw hands with you after you already crashed the Elite 4 and became Champion.
"Got Gotham looking like paradise". I didn't think that was possible.
9:19 I know you got the biggest kick outta writing this part of the script, the laugh says it all
He said "40 year old man trying to play tag"🤣🤣😂😂😂😭😭😭
15:13 Russ catching strays for no reason 😭😭😭
"Got Gotham looking like paradise."
Looking pretty even, ngl. 😅
4:55 “thats it?” Had me legit dying 😭😭😭
When Kratos ran the fade with Olympic gods for black Air Force ones
I loved the music in this game, especially the one for the final fight against Zeus.
Poseidon: “He’s an animal! He took my vision!”
Stevie: “That’s it?” 🤣🤣
00:27 im dying, Posiedon didnt know what was coming
Poseidon: " Don't worry, guys, i got this, i'm like that"
@@jamesbrown6994 zues set him up for his last ride. A damn shame
@@khaliphileskosana4536 whole ahh snake fr
Really Poseidon probably could have won that fight if he had went in even mildly cautious like seriously if he wanted win all he needed to do was throw Gaia into the water and apparently in the God of War verse the Titans are stronger than their parents so if Poseidon can one shot a Titan he should be able to manhandled Gaia into a terrain advantage for himself.
Ayyeeee im in da viddd👏🏾🙌🏾 15:59
Most underatted thumbnail 🙏😬
12:04 Why does Hera remind me of Drunk Aunties at the function ?!? ☠️☠️
1:24 bro is speaking FACTS
4:59 Nahh not Rod Wave catching a stray😭😭
TYSM bro!!! Been waiting for a video with OG god og eat TYPE shi🎉 Kratos and Zeus punching at the same time like this is creed 3 snd DBZ goku vs Vegrta was crazy
BlankBoy gotta be the king of throwing strays 😂
Finally the time has come
If anyone asked me how brutal GOW 3 Kratos was, I would’ve redirected them to ur vid because I can’t use more better words and exemples than you did , great vid lad
Unc dropping peak 🙏🏾
appreciate it nephew 🙌
4:18 he was racially motivated
Blankboy capitalizing on the TikTok to become TH-cam popular was the best thing ever. A lot of your subs probably don’t even know about your TikTok. You really made it twin
Brooo the cronos fight was soo peak man, Kratos literally got eaten and then just said “aight im done in here” 🗡️
Blank boy finally uploaded and it’s on my goat the god of crashing out, dam is it my birthday already?
In his defense, he did make an offer for most of the gods to just walk away. But nope, they wanted to fuck around, so kratos had to let them find out.
Them simping for Zeus is what led to their deaths since the only ones that didn't were Hestia, Artemis, Aphrodite, and Nyx.
I appreciate the fact that you give your videos more emotion now.
4:25 6 year old me? This game came out in 2010... This shit really makes me feel old
That makes him a year older than me and I still feel old
Greek Gods: [Traumatizes and betrays Kratos]
Kratos: *ON MY MAMA Y'ALL GOT ME F%CKED UP!!!!*
Zeus: Speaking on your mother...
Kratos is one of the coolest characters in fiction. He was a neutral character that just wanted his get back on the gods. And half of the ass whoopings were completely deserved because people wanted smoke when he tried to spare them. Kratos wouldn't have snatched Hermes' Olympias off his feet if he let him alone.
"The power to kill a god" bro what power, kratos was already packing up the entire Olympus bundle without the box😭
That's what I'm saying
4:58 Nah that disrespectful
Ice
COLD!!
@@Mr._Nobadi_M._Portent LMAO
0:33 bro sold 😭I threw a big rock at bro ahh
When your GOAT uploads:
Bro this video was just violence. Perfection.
This video is the best possible way that Atreus could have learned Kratos ran the fade against the entire Greek Pantheon. Man put the whole family tree on a T-shirt 💀
11:24 My favorite line in the whole video.
17:57 nah this shit got me crying like bro can't even lock in for 2 sec before crashing out
This one's been a long time coming. I'm so glad I could catch it!
Poseidon's fight will always be my favorite, but the finishing blows of all the other bosses are all a piece of art
Bro posted the certified hood classic of fights/violation.
Banger vid
"Bro brushing away his thought's and memories" OH...NAH! 😂
Go in my dude. These are my favorite break downs of beat downs!!
That laugh when you say Gotham look like paradise was genuine he enjoying the hell out of that joke
Love your vids watching from Ghana Africa
13:46, I'm surprised no one thought of that for a skit or something, Kratos just getting jumped by the Olympians.
Only reason they didn't actually do it were the Titans they were fighting.
lol bro you got me laughing on the first minute “lebron brushing his thoughts and memories” then you gon go ahead with “ I threw a rock at him”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭
20:51. Bro I spend like 20 minutes spamming circle wondering when will kratos stop punching the life out of Zeus
Same i didn't knew when to stop
hermes talking the HOTTEST shit before he got his jordan’s stolen 😂
Word 😂
16:10 😂 laughed too hard at this 🤣