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  • @KenseiRaptor
    @KenseiRaptor 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +46

    Whoever convinced Phil to play the higher skill cap characters is an evil genius

    • @MightGuy15
      @MightGuy15 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Dude, it would have been so funny. Seeing him, try to play penny parker or spider man

  • @zombies8cody
    @zombies8cody 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +73

    "I died instantly, wow. I took so much damage." He can't help himself; his lying truly is pathological.

    • @zachbishop5421
      @zachbishop5421 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      I know like the 5 hits he took .5 secs ago don't register in his mind 😂

    • @dorkasaurus_rex
      @dorkasaurus_rex 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      He's had the same excuses in every game for 15 years.

  • @brix7573
    @brix7573 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +62

    "this character sucks" hits 1 out of every 10 shots/projectiles

    • @MrMimicMonster
      @MrMimicMonster 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      He missed someone standing still 😂

    • @MrTheevilmage
      @MrTheevilmage 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      he plays as bad as me but shit even I can get more than one kill before I die in an online match

    • @brix7573
      @brix7573 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@MrTheevilmage And you can admit ur making mistakes unlike him.

    • @Herodotus888
      @Herodotus888 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      It's almost unbelievable that someone's aim can be this bad after playing on controller for decades.

  • @chucheeness7817
    @chucheeness7817 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +63

    Phil just does his COD strategy for every game--run in and die

    • @WordUser
      @WordUser 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      its honestly impressive how bad he is after playing games for so long, he lacks even the most basic gamesense as if he's a toddler picking up a controller for the first time every time

    • @ccricers
      @ccricers 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He's feeding so hard- he plays it just like he did Winston on Overwatch.

  • @RogerBacon_sh
    @RogerBacon_sh 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +38

    "I am delayed" - Phil doesnt even know how right he is...

    • @Herodotus888
      @Herodotus888 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      🤣🤣

    • @TheAnhedonicOne
      @TheAnhedonicOne 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Delayed implies he ever "arrived"

  • @gwoody4003
    @gwoody4003 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +38

    He acts like games are this organic, living creature that makes random decisions to allow certain mechanics and tactics to just not work or make sense some times. Like its subject to flukes and luck.
    Mindblowing.

    • @causticmain5002
      @causticmain5002 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      It is sometimes, he just tries to maximize it to his benefit.

    • @gwoody4003
      @gwoody4003 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @causticmain5002 yeah but he acts like hitboxes and bullet damage can randomly change or be varied between players. 🤣

    • @zenbear9952
      @zenbear9952 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Like when he is trying to kill that guy standing in the middle of a forcefield with no health and wondering why his shots aren't killing him. Like duh there was a very obvious forcefield there

  • @danclukey1476
    @danclukey1476 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +52

    Phil is literally begging for food 😂😂

    • @Kawiboy
      @Kawiboy 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      Back to the REAL "Successful Business" 😆😆 Paper plates 🍽️ and Utensils for EVERYONE 👏🏼👏🏼

  • @self-parternerd8661
    @self-parternerd8661 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

    "All the Popeye's in America are watching my stream and they won't let me order food from them until I hit the goal!"
    Sounds legit 🤷🏼‍♂

    • @platinumight158
      @platinumight158 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      I mean seriously, if he wanted Popeyes so badly just order it and eat it off stream, no one's stopping him. But hey, gotta try and get those sympathy tips in.

    • @self-parternerd8661
      @self-parternerd8661 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@platinumight158 He is such a scumbag that he really told his wife to cook something up!🤣😂🤣😂

  • @trevorpearlharbor5171
    @trevorpearlharbor5171 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    It hasn't even been 15 seconds into the video...
    He falls down a hole and is immediately confused. He has zero spacial awareness at 42 years of age. Phil is mentally stunted.

  • @dynastes4938
    @dynastes4938 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    "Damn, I was surrounded! The whole enemy team was on me!" - DSP, when he walked backwards into the enemy team, while kiting Spider-Man. This guy has literally zero spacial awareness in 3D games of any kind.

  • @Chengeist
    @Chengeist 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    Phil plays it like it is COD.
    No teamplay, no situational awareness pure run around like a headless chicken.

  • @BuddhaScreams
    @BuddhaScreams 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    It’s insane how Dsp moves like an npc, like this looks like demo gameplay on an idle screen

  • @MrMimicMonster
    @MrMimicMonster 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

    I've seen some people, especially Spiderman and Venom players, pull off some crazy moves. DSP, with his run forward to the center strategy, has 0 chance in this game 😂

  • @DETRACT0RD00M
    @DETRACT0RD00M 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    How can someone be bad at every single game they play? It's almost statistically impossible for someone to be bad at EVERYTHING they do..

  • @Minzimedic
    @Minzimedic 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Mans playing a team game rushing into staggered 1v6s targeting tanks like "i cant kill anything".
    Refuses to disengage at 20hp left or runs into active ults. "i got instantly killed!"
    This is some of the funniest gameplay ive seen.

  • @keatonkuuuun
    @keatonkuuuun 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    My favorite part was when he gets into turret, aims at an ankh for a whole 5 seconds, doesn't destroy it, then runs out over it and dies to the Moon Knight using the ankh 🤣

  • @largecupofsalt962
    @largecupofsalt962 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +41

    Bro goes on and on about how much like Overwatch this game is then proceeds to play nothing but COD-like DPS characters (and moonknight). Didn't even try a tank or a support. It would be like booting up the Overwatch beta in 2016 and playing nothing but Soldier 76. Absolute buffoon.

    • @venomfuryx3250
      @venomfuryx3250 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      Remember when he tried to give people tips on how to play Overwatch? 🤣

    • @lulukomadori9651
      @lulukomadori9651 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Winston was his most played remember, which is funny how he NEVER returned to play overwatch 2, and I think that game was the last time he ever played with his fans

    • @dorkasaurus_rex
      @dorkasaurus_rex 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The simpleness of his mind is incomprehensible to anyone with an IQ above 70.

    • @illmatixx_5346
      @illmatixx_5346 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      i would play mostly with soldier 76....lol
      probably one of the hardest characcters 2 use cause u actully need 2 aim and earn your k ills....no cheesy OP abilities, damage etc.

    • @trappestarrgaming3422
      @trappestarrgaming3422 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@lulukomadori9651 he played sf6 with his fans a bunch of times idk if that was before or after overwatch

  • @whenpigsfly8178
    @whenpigsfly8178 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

    A weird choice to play side-on. And how great to see him more clearly than ever before. My goggles, zey do nothing!

    • @eisenhorn5494
      @eisenhorn5494 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Up and at them!

  • @navi-charlotte
    @navi-charlotte 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    23:54 behold the face of a man who loves his jahb 🤣🤣🤣

  • @slantedmen333
    @slantedmen333 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    How is it you have the controller in your hand and you can say “he misses every shot”? I guess it’s the same way you can dash directly into the enemy team and be confused at dying!

  • @ghoulishere6921
    @ghoulishere6921 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    The fact that he doesn’t know what is going on and he pick psylocke. That is insane because of how difficult she is lol

    • @ghoulishere6921
      @ghoulishere6921 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Also he doesn’t play healer or tank at all only dps

  • @ExtraHecticana
    @ExtraHecticana 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    He really doesn't get that there are healers in the game does he? He can't figure out why their health bars don't go down

  • @SEn-y2v
    @SEn-y2v 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    "I cant move, im stuck" proceeds to walk backwards into a wall 😂

  • @Klinkertinlegs
    @Klinkertinlegs 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    I love how after 16 years, he has less to comment about during his gameplay than normal people doing their first stream

  • @AdNC99
    @AdNC99 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    watching him play and try to aim actually hurts my eyes holy shit.

  • @ExtraHecticana
    @ExtraHecticana 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    He has never been able to aim at all

  • @devinbuerger5832
    @devinbuerger5832 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Bro trickled in every single life. Never with his team always trying to 1v5

  • @boosterbrosllc4681
    @boosterbrosllc4681 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

    I wish I had people that gave me $150 multiple times a day and buy my fuckin Popeyes, instead I have to go to my dead end job everyday like a chump smfh

    • @WorldOfDegenerates
      @WorldOfDegenerates 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I still don't understand why people are paid to play video games.

    • @oofboof5030
      @oofboof5030 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Then maybe you aren't that smart? It's not hard to understand. ​@@WorldOfDegenerates

  • @kamudo999
    @kamudo999 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    it must be tough having a bad team mate, but having dps must be aggraveting

  • @damascusraven
    @damascusraven 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    "I don't even know what happened!"
    Well Phil, you attacked 4 people at once and died. Not sure how you're having trouble comprehending this series of events.

    • @Technature7567
      @Technature7567 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Oh, see here's the problem. Going against an entire team with less than 25% health?
      That's a paddlin.

  • @Black_Revue
    @Black_Revue 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Marvel Tax Rivals
    GET YOUR GOUT ON!!

  • @restlesssheep2453
    @restlesssheep2453 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I used to wonder how Deers always crash into obviously visible vehicles. Now that I've seen DSP run into groups of enemies like a headless-chicken, whine, and then blame the game, I guess Deer's behaviour is normal.

  • @GroceriesOnSpecial
    @GroceriesOnSpecial 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    God Almighty... His gameplay is as painful as the beta was.
    P.S. As a Moon Knight main, what on earth is he doing on the frontlines lmfao

  • @Trinioutsider34
    @Trinioutsider34 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Did he really say the Scarlet Witch player didn’t mean to hurt him😂😂😂😂

  • @allyboi25pl52
    @allyboi25pl52 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    12:50 :"This ult doesnt even do anything. it Suck" Dude...there was like No enemies and he randomly used it Lmao...

  • @Gamer4lyfe00
    @Gamer4lyfe00 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    His begging is ridiculous at this point. It's actually really annoying. He's begging for Popeyes chicken is hilarious tho 😂

  • @theokkali467
    @theokkali467 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    289 deaths...what would DSP do if his internet was not working for more than 1 day?

    • @dorkasaurus_rex
      @dorkasaurus_rex 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Avoid his wife at all costs😂

  • @dahakaguardianofthetimelin4780
    @dahakaguardianofthetimelin4780 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    100% of Phil's problems would've been fixed if instead of being the cool "skill-intensive" streamer he just played Squirrel Girl

    • @Herodotus888
      @Herodotus888 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      He would still miss every shot.

  • @redlister2934
    @redlister2934 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    DSP trying to beat his best wage quit speed run any%.

  • @LukijsFroGo
    @LukijsFroGo 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    who starts making dinner 3pm?

  • @lulukomadori9651
    @lulukomadori9651 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    What an perfect end "I like the game, cant wait to try out more characters" the usual lie about liking the game despite tips being the only reason it gonna continue. And if he does return, it gonna be winston/aimbot 76 all over again cause he refuses to play more than 3 characters

  • @MaskDeSmith
    @MaskDeSmith 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Infinite ammo, proceeds to miss every shot. 😂

  • @muckymoe5619
    @muckymoe5619 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    "I need to go tell my wife to make dinner"

  • @oakabielb5406
    @oakabielb5406 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    It's so funny that he can't work out that you AIM Moon Night's ulti, then you FIRE it. He's so dumb

  • @dicloniusgames
    @dicloniusgames 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Did he really rage quit this on launch day? Damn he's trying to set the world record for rage quits. I've been out of the loop this whole week on stuff.

  • @_NoraCatFGC_
    @_NoraCatFGC_ 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    After watching DSP's aim i feel a lot less self conscious about my own. At least mine is better than Phil's 😂

  • @Martygooch
    @Martygooch 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    12:42 PURRRREEE "burp scuse me" lol

  • @vikingdeath1
    @vikingdeath1 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This is Fascinating to watch.

  • @MrTheevilmage
    @MrTheevilmage 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This is like watching a dog trying to figure out a toaster

  • @gwoody4003
    @gwoody4003 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    He is just so bad at every game.
    How!?!?
    Zero gaming IQ.
    Just stand still and upright in the open, not making any effort to avoid getting hit at all.
    Watching him ploy BO6 campaign was nuts.
    He would run out ahead of his AI team, trip a claymore and die.... then respawn and do it again, 4 times, and then declare the game was terrible.

  • @Herodotus888
    @Herodotus888 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    2:25 He ulted Squirrel Girl's ult and didn't even hit it LMAO.

  • @WyattBSEarp1929
    @WyattBSEarp1929 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I see he's being independent streamer and not doing what everyone else does, hence the green screen

  • @AndyRoddz
    @AndyRoddz วันที่ผ่านมา

    14:22 awh if he doesn't hit his goal he can't order food, poor creature.

  • @smoothlyrough512
    @smoothlyrough512 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    DSP, on a mission to rage quit EVERY game

  • @CommanderquesoTV
    @CommanderquesoTV 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Wow his aim is atrocious

  • @CinemaMack
    @CinemaMack 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    A Marvel Fortnite after Marvel characters were already in Fortnite seems kinda redundant.

  • @doomscrivener
    @doomscrivener 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    Why does he watch Teen Titans? My kids watched that. Isn’t he too old?
    For the record he also once sang the hotdog song from Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.
    Pretty sure he watches children’s programming.

    • @NervousNoodles
      @NervousNoodles 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      But he's not a children's entertainer. He's a mature adult with a business degree. Time to grow the fuck up dood.

    • @Black_Revue
      @Black_Revue 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      His Brain couldn't process a show more complicated than those cartoons

    • @venomfuryx3250
      @venomfuryx3250 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      As a children entertainer he needs to know what his audience likes to watch lol

    • @phattyfresh
      @phattyfresh 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      He has no attention span and needs the bright colors to keep him engaged

    • @lulukomadori9651
      @lulukomadori9651 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Og teen titan is great tho, UNLESS he referring to teen titan go which is insane, that for kids for sure

  • @Paotato69
    @Paotato69 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Holy shit, the begging for food is so pathetic.

  • @7RmP
    @7RmP 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Wow his aim is terrible. I guess any time I feel like I can’t aim I’ll look at this video.

  • @Bakujin619
    @Bakujin619 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    It sucks that Phil has such a large ego. Confused middle aged man plays video games could be a great gimmick for a better streamer.

  • @edfornes8010
    @edfornes8010 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Funny how he saids that moonknight sucks when everyone is saying that he may be the best duelist in the game. Phil just sucks asss at every character

  • @CasualRacerRed
    @CasualRacerRed 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    No Phil. I will not support your stream. Never have. Never will. Get a job.

  • @TheDrizzle56
    @TheDrizzle56 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Columbine dsp in the leather jacket/punisher shirt/fingerless gloves always makes me laugh

  • @FurryWulfz
    @FurryWulfz 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Why does he just run in lmao

  • @Idontfeelikeitughhh
    @Idontfeelikeitughhh 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    AYO YOU CAN PLAY AS VENOM???

    • @NG_v1
      @NG_v1 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It's actually surprisingly fun too, to play as Venom in the game

  • @1who4me
    @1who4me 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    You’d think after years of playing online mp games Phil would try to stop all this lag from happening to him 😂

  • @AgentVenomGaming042
    @AgentVenomGaming042 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Out of 20 shots you only hit one shot phil!?

  • @TranceVivi
    @TranceVivi 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Thought the thumb nail was a young jack black

  • @ladyrendarkstrider2398
    @ladyrendarkstrider2398 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Wow, a disaster continuing. I want to try out Marvel Rivals. Since I Main Soldier 76, Moira and Sigma in Overwatch, who would be my picks in Marvel Rivals?

    • @nutt3343
      @nutt3343 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Magneto for sigma. Either Wanda or Jeff for Moira. I don't know for solider 76

    • @AJeMGaming
      @AJeMGaming 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Punisher would be a good translation for Soldier.

    • @ladyrendarkstrider2398
      @ladyrendarkstrider2398 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@nutt3343 Thanks. Also tried out Loki, and he's mix of Illari and Echo.

    • @TapiKoks
      @TapiKoks 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Im Moira main sooooo... Cloak&Dagger. She is super fun to Play.

  • @KarasuMayonaka
    @KarasuMayonaka 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Oh the goal failed recently? Lol I haven't been keeping up with his recently

  • @DeadEndScreamer
    @DeadEndScreamer 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    14:27 - how shameless, who would that kind of sad attempt at manipolation even work on, that's genuinely pathetic.

  • @JLF_25
    @JLF_25 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Lmao craving Popeyes lmao

  • @Kawiboy
    @Kawiboy 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    It's not that you take so much Damage. It's the FACT that you're DAMAGED 🥴😵‍💫🤡😆😆✌🏼

  • @johnconstantine1130
    @johnconstantine1130 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Unregistered bullets 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @envystxx
    @envystxx 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    ...ooooh boy.

  • @andrebarnes1258
    @andrebarnes1258 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    he better than ltg at this by miles

  • @BumbleFumbleLord
    @BumbleFumbleLord 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Takes every 2v1 and 3v1 he can find, the complains about the characters being bad. I wonder what the problem could be here...

  • @blastoi5e
    @blastoi5e 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    hes a glasscannon does no damage and has no health xDD

  • @Sandwich420
    @Sandwich420 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Derich and OneMinuteMan need to show up

  • @Mergie_Merge
    @Mergie_Merge 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Wow $700 to play this game, sign me up!

  • @scottsimerl3747
    @scottsimerl3747 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    ron stopable say it on kim possible

  • @judevernichter2.0
    @judevernichter2.0 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Imagine playing as Moon Knight to then cry about sucking with the character despite being a total n00b lol,MK is not a "beginner friendly" character and he not knowing this exposes him as another clueless scrub.

  • @cryhavoc124
    @cryhavoc124 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    After having just played this game for the last few hours, he is DEPRESSINGLY bad at it. I mean I knew he was bad at games, but my God.

  • @VanillaSunrise56
    @VanillaSunrise56 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Does DSP ever go for headshots? Bro just goes for center mass, misses 80 percent of the time, then dies and doesn't even bother to learn what killed him or how.
    "His stupid ultimate" Phil, that wasn't Iron Man's ultimate. He doesn't even look like he cares or enjoys the game this is pathetic

  • @MegaHeadbanger66
    @MegaHeadbanger66 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    3:32

  • @saxon6749
    @saxon6749 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Is this the basic skill level of all controller players?

  • @MegaHeadbanger66
    @MegaHeadbanger66 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    i didnt know there was a game that cringe worthy i almost hate the game more than phil even though thats though

  • @UKMessi1
    @UKMessi1 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This man is way too old to be playing games now

  • @CensorTube84
    @CensorTube84 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Generic ass game, what a waste. Devs could’ve made something truly unique with the Marvel IP.

  • @00ABBITT00
    @00ABBITT00 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    that game looks awful.

    • @ChrisJohnson-nv2ir
      @ChrisJohnson-nv2ir 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Its not he just sucks at it

    • @00ABBITT00
      @00ABBITT00 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@ChrisJohnson-nv2ir like every game lol

  • @ItsSayrn
    @ItsSayrn 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    What’s the point of having a facecam if your just going to be facing sideways 🫤
    Also look at his neck bro does not know how to sit-up straight