its honestly impressive how bad he is after playing games for so long, he lacks even the most basic gamesense as if he's a toddler picking up a controller for the first time every time
He acts like games are this organic, living creature that makes random decisions to allow certain mechanics and tactics to just not work or make sense some times. Like its subject to flukes and luck. Mindblowing.
Like when he is trying to kill that guy standing in the middle of a forcefield with no health and wondering why his shots aren't killing him. Like duh there was a very obvious forcefield there
I mean seriously, if he wanted Popeyes so badly just order it and eat it off stream, no one's stopping him. But hey, gotta try and get those sympathy tips in.
It hasn't even been 15 seconds into the video... He falls down a hole and is immediately confused. He has zero spacial awareness at 42 years of age. Phil is mentally stunted.
"Damn, I was surrounded! The whole enemy team was on me!" - DSP, when he walked backwards into the enemy team, while kiting Spider-Man. This guy has literally zero spacial awareness in 3D games of any kind.
I've seen some people, especially Spiderman and Venom players, pull off some crazy moves. DSP, with his run forward to the center strategy, has 0 chance in this game 😂
Mans playing a team game rushing into staggered 1v6s targeting tanks like "i cant kill anything". Refuses to disengage at 20hp left or runs into active ults. "i got instantly killed!" This is some of the funniest gameplay ive seen.
My favorite part was when he gets into turret, aims at an ankh for a whole 5 seconds, doesn't destroy it, then runs out over it and dies to the Moon Knight using the ankh 🤣
Bro goes on and on about how much like Overwatch this game is then proceeds to play nothing but COD-like DPS characters (and moonknight). Didn't even try a tank or a support. It would be like booting up the Overwatch beta in 2016 and playing nothing but Soldier 76. Absolute buffoon.
Winston was his most played remember, which is funny how he NEVER returned to play overwatch 2, and I think that game was the last time he ever played with his fans
i would play mostly with soldier 76....lol probably one of the hardest characcters 2 use cause u actully need 2 aim and earn your k ills....no cheesy OP abilities, damage etc.
How is it you have the controller in your hand and you can say “he misses every shot”? I guess it’s the same way you can dash directly into the enemy team and be confused at dying!
I wish I had people that gave me $150 multiple times a day and buy my fuckin Popeyes, instead I have to go to my dead end job everyday like a chump smfh
"I don't even know what happened!" Well Phil, you attacked 4 people at once and died. Not sure how you're having trouble comprehending this series of events.
I used to wonder how Deers always crash into obviously visible vehicles. Now that I've seen DSP run into groups of enemies like a headless-chicken, whine, and then blame the game, I guess Deer's behaviour is normal.
What an perfect end "I like the game, cant wait to try out more characters" the usual lie about liking the game despite tips being the only reason it gonna continue. And if he does return, it gonna be winston/aimbot 76 all over again cause he refuses to play more than 3 characters
Did he really rage quit this on launch day? Damn he's trying to set the world record for rage quits. I've been out of the loop this whole week on stuff.
He is just so bad at every game. How!?!? Zero gaming IQ. Just stand still and upright in the open, not making any effort to avoid getting hit at all. Watching him ploy BO6 campaign was nuts. He would run out ahead of his AI team, trip a claymore and die.... then respawn and do it again, 4 times, and then declare the game was terrible.
Why does he watch Teen Titans? My kids watched that. Isn’t he too old? For the record he also once sang the hotdog song from Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. Pretty sure he watches children’s programming.
Wow, a disaster continuing. I want to try out Marvel Rivals. Since I Main Soldier 76, Moira and Sigma in Overwatch, who would be my picks in Marvel Rivals?
Imagine playing as Moon Knight to then cry about sucking with the character despite being a total n00b lol,MK is not a "beginner friendly" character and he not knowing this exposes him as another clueless scrub.
Does DSP ever go for headshots? Bro just goes for center mass, misses 80 percent of the time, then dies and doesn't even bother to learn what killed him or how. "His stupid ultimate" Phil, that wasn't Iron Man's ultimate. He doesn't even look like he cares or enjoys the game this is pathetic
Whoever convinced Phil to play the higher skill cap characters is an evil genius
Dude, it would have been so funny. Seeing him, try to play penny parker or spider man
"I died instantly, wow. I took so much damage." He can't help himself; his lying truly is pathological.
I know like the 5 hits he took .5 secs ago don't register in his mind 😂
He's had the same excuses in every game for 15 years.
"this character sucks" hits 1 out of every 10 shots/projectiles
He missed someone standing still 😂
he plays as bad as me but shit even I can get more than one kill before I die in an online match
@@MrTheevilmage And you can admit ur making mistakes unlike him.
It's almost unbelievable that someone's aim can be this bad after playing on controller for decades.
Phil just does his COD strategy for every game--run in and die
its honestly impressive how bad he is after playing games for so long, he lacks even the most basic gamesense as if he's a toddler picking up a controller for the first time every time
He's feeding so hard- he plays it just like he did Winston on Overwatch.
"I am delayed" - Phil doesnt even know how right he is...
🤣🤣
Delayed implies he ever "arrived"
He acts like games are this organic, living creature that makes random decisions to allow certain mechanics and tactics to just not work or make sense some times. Like its subject to flukes and luck.
Mindblowing.
It is sometimes, he just tries to maximize it to his benefit.
@causticmain5002 yeah but he acts like hitboxes and bullet damage can randomly change or be varied between players. 🤣
Like when he is trying to kill that guy standing in the middle of a forcefield with no health and wondering why his shots aren't killing him. Like duh there was a very obvious forcefield there
Phil is literally begging for food 😂😂
Back to the REAL "Successful Business" 😆😆 Paper plates 🍽️ and Utensils for EVERYONE 👏🏼👏🏼
"All the Popeye's in America are watching my stream and they won't let me order food from them until I hit the goal!"
Sounds legit 🤷🏼♂
I mean seriously, if he wanted Popeyes so badly just order it and eat it off stream, no one's stopping him. But hey, gotta try and get those sympathy tips in.
@@platinumight158 He is such a scumbag that he really told his wife to cook something up!🤣😂🤣😂
It hasn't even been 15 seconds into the video...
He falls down a hole and is immediately confused. He has zero spacial awareness at 42 years of age. Phil is mentally stunted.
"Damn, I was surrounded! The whole enemy team was on me!" - DSP, when he walked backwards into the enemy team, while kiting Spider-Man. This guy has literally zero spacial awareness in 3D games of any kind.
Phil plays it like it is COD.
No teamplay, no situational awareness pure run around like a headless chicken.
It’s insane how Dsp moves like an npc, like this looks like demo gameplay on an idle screen
I've seen some people, especially Spiderman and Venom players, pull off some crazy moves. DSP, with his run forward to the center strategy, has 0 chance in this game 😂
How can someone be bad at every single game they play? It's almost statistically impossible for someone to be bad at EVERYTHING they do..
Mans playing a team game rushing into staggered 1v6s targeting tanks like "i cant kill anything".
Refuses to disengage at 20hp left or runs into active ults. "i got instantly killed!"
This is some of the funniest gameplay ive seen.
My favorite part was when he gets into turret, aims at an ankh for a whole 5 seconds, doesn't destroy it, then runs out over it and dies to the Moon Knight using the ankh 🤣
Bro goes on and on about how much like Overwatch this game is then proceeds to play nothing but COD-like DPS characters (and moonknight). Didn't even try a tank or a support. It would be like booting up the Overwatch beta in 2016 and playing nothing but Soldier 76. Absolute buffoon.
Remember when he tried to give people tips on how to play Overwatch? 🤣
Winston was his most played remember, which is funny how he NEVER returned to play overwatch 2, and I think that game was the last time he ever played with his fans
The simpleness of his mind is incomprehensible to anyone with an IQ above 70.
i would play mostly with soldier 76....lol
probably one of the hardest characcters 2 use cause u actully need 2 aim and earn your k ills....no cheesy OP abilities, damage etc.
@@lulukomadori9651 he played sf6 with his fans a bunch of times idk if that was before or after overwatch
A weird choice to play side-on. And how great to see him more clearly than ever before. My goggles, zey do nothing!
Up and at them!
23:54 behold the face of a man who loves his jahb 🤣🤣🤣
How is it you have the controller in your hand and you can say “he misses every shot”? I guess it’s the same way you can dash directly into the enemy team and be confused at dying!
The fact that he doesn’t know what is going on and he pick psylocke. That is insane because of how difficult she is lol
Also he doesn’t play healer or tank at all only dps
He really doesn't get that there are healers in the game does he? He can't figure out why their health bars don't go down
"I cant move, im stuck" proceeds to walk backwards into a wall 😂
I love how after 16 years, he has less to comment about during his gameplay than normal people doing their first stream
watching him play and try to aim actually hurts my eyes holy shit.
He has never been able to aim at all
Bro trickled in every single life. Never with his team always trying to 1v5
I wish I had people that gave me $150 multiple times a day and buy my fuckin Popeyes, instead I have to go to my dead end job everyday like a chump smfh
I still don't understand why people are paid to play video games.
Then maybe you aren't that smart? It's not hard to understand. @@WorldOfDegenerates
it must be tough having a bad team mate, but having dps must be aggraveting
"I don't even know what happened!"
Well Phil, you attacked 4 people at once and died. Not sure how you're having trouble comprehending this series of events.
Oh, see here's the problem. Going against an entire team with less than 25% health?
That's a paddlin.
Marvel Tax Rivals
GET YOUR GOUT ON!!
I used to wonder how Deers always crash into obviously visible vehicles. Now that I've seen DSP run into groups of enemies like a headless-chicken, whine, and then blame the game, I guess Deer's behaviour is normal.
God Almighty... His gameplay is as painful as the beta was.
P.S. As a Moon Knight main, what on earth is he doing on the frontlines lmfao
Did he really say the Scarlet Witch player didn’t mean to hurt him😂😂😂😂
12:50 :"This ult doesnt even do anything. it Suck" Dude...there was like No enemies and he randomly used it Lmao...
His begging is ridiculous at this point. It's actually really annoying. He's begging for Popeyes chicken is hilarious tho 😂
289 deaths...what would DSP do if his internet was not working for more than 1 day?
Avoid his wife at all costs😂
100% of Phil's problems would've been fixed if instead of being the cool "skill-intensive" streamer he just played Squirrel Girl
He would still miss every shot.
DSP trying to beat his best wage quit speed run any%.
who starts making dinner 3pm?
What an perfect end "I like the game, cant wait to try out more characters" the usual lie about liking the game despite tips being the only reason it gonna continue. And if he does return, it gonna be winston/aimbot 76 all over again cause he refuses to play more than 3 characters
Infinite ammo, proceeds to miss every shot. 😂
"I need to go tell my wife to make dinner"
It's so funny that he can't work out that you AIM Moon Night's ulti, then you FIRE it. He's so dumb
Did he really rage quit this on launch day? Damn he's trying to set the world record for rage quits. I've been out of the loop this whole week on stuff.
After watching DSP's aim i feel a lot less self conscious about my own. At least mine is better than Phil's 😂
12:42 PURRRREEE "burp scuse me" lol
This is Fascinating to watch.
This is like watching a dog trying to figure out a toaster
He is just so bad at every game.
How!?!?
Zero gaming IQ.
Just stand still and upright in the open, not making any effort to avoid getting hit at all.
Watching him ploy BO6 campaign was nuts.
He would run out ahead of his AI team, trip a claymore and die.... then respawn and do it again, 4 times, and then declare the game was terrible.
2:25 He ulted Squirrel Girl's ult and didn't even hit it LMAO.
I see he's being independent streamer and not doing what everyone else does, hence the green screen
14:22 awh if he doesn't hit his goal he can't order food, poor creature.
DSP, on a mission to rage quit EVERY game
Wow his aim is atrocious
A Marvel Fortnite after Marvel characters were already in Fortnite seems kinda redundant.
Why does he watch Teen Titans? My kids watched that. Isn’t he too old?
For the record he also once sang the hotdog song from Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.
Pretty sure he watches children’s programming.
But he's not a children's entertainer. He's a mature adult with a business degree. Time to grow the fuck up dood.
His Brain couldn't process a show more complicated than those cartoons
As a children entertainer he needs to know what his audience likes to watch lol
He has no attention span and needs the bright colors to keep him engaged
Og teen titan is great tho, UNLESS he referring to teen titan go which is insane, that for kids for sure
Holy shit, the begging for food is so pathetic.
Wow his aim is terrible. I guess any time I feel like I can’t aim I’ll look at this video.
It sucks that Phil has such a large ego. Confused middle aged man plays video games could be a great gimmick for a better streamer.
Funny how he saids that moonknight sucks when everyone is saying that he may be the best duelist in the game. Phil just sucks asss at every character
No Phil. I will not support your stream. Never have. Never will. Get a job.
Columbine dsp in the leather jacket/punisher shirt/fingerless gloves always makes me laugh
Why does he just run in lmao
AYO YOU CAN PLAY AS VENOM???
It's actually surprisingly fun too, to play as Venom in the game
You’d think after years of playing online mp games Phil would try to stop all this lag from happening to him 😂
Out of 20 shots you only hit one shot phil!?
Thought the thumb nail was a young jack black
Wow, a disaster continuing. I want to try out Marvel Rivals. Since I Main Soldier 76, Moira and Sigma in Overwatch, who would be my picks in Marvel Rivals?
Magneto for sigma. Either Wanda or Jeff for Moira. I don't know for solider 76
Punisher would be a good translation for Soldier.
@@nutt3343 Thanks. Also tried out Loki, and he's mix of Illari and Echo.
Im Moira main sooooo... Cloak&Dagger. She is super fun to Play.
Oh the goal failed recently? Lol I haven't been keeping up with his recently
14:27 - how shameless, who would that kind of sad attempt at manipolation even work on, that's genuinely pathetic.
Lmao craving Popeyes lmao
It's not that you take so much Damage. It's the FACT that you're DAMAGED 🥴😵💫🤡😆😆✌🏼
Unregistered bullets 😂😂😂😂😂😂
...ooooh boy.
he better than ltg at this by miles
Takes every 2v1 and 3v1 he can find, the complains about the characters being bad. I wonder what the problem could be here...
hes a glasscannon does no damage and has no health xDD
Derich and OneMinuteMan need to show up
Wow $700 to play this game, sign me up!
ron stopable say it on kim possible
Imagine playing as Moon Knight to then cry about sucking with the character despite being a total n00b lol,MK is not a "beginner friendly" character and he not knowing this exposes him as another clueless scrub.
After having just played this game for the last few hours, he is DEPRESSINGLY bad at it. I mean I knew he was bad at games, but my God.
Does DSP ever go for headshots? Bro just goes for center mass, misses 80 percent of the time, then dies and doesn't even bother to learn what killed him or how.
"His stupid ultimate" Phil, that wasn't Iron Man's ultimate. He doesn't even look like he cares or enjoys the game this is pathetic
3:32
Is this the basic skill level of all controller players?
i didnt know there was a game that cringe worthy i almost hate the game more than phil even though thats though
This man is way too old to be playing games now
Generic ass game, what a waste. Devs could’ve made something truly unique with the Marvel IP.
that game looks awful.
Its not he just sucks at it
@@ChrisJohnson-nv2ir like every game lol
What’s the point of having a facecam if your just going to be facing sideways 🫤
Also look at his neck bro does not know how to sit-up straight