This is so true. I worked as a waiter for a little over 10 years. My favorite bat shit crazy complaint of all time was, "ummm, this fish is too fresh".
"Hey chef, this kid wants a burger and fries, blended up and served in a glass" I would would have trouble holding in my laughter while saying that, waiting for what shape the chef's face will turn into.
The bowl of ranch hit home hard, used to make my body weight in ranch daily for a buffet, people would submerge their entire slice of pizza in a salad bowl filled to the brim with ranch. Like homie, I can get a hose and a funnel and we can get you some ranch bongs in the parking lot. Same f*ckers that will ask 20 questions about a 2 topping pizza only to not taste a single bite of the food their eating. I'm convinced most of our customer base didn't actually like pizza they just showed up for free ranch. Also the number or morbidly obese people that talk loud enough to hear across the dining area about how hard it is to lose weight while eating 5000-7000 calories in a sitting was too damn high.
That sounds so gross. I only eat ranch on certain things unless there is a very good recipe. Like I use BBQ sauce and hot sauce for most things and Blue cheese for pizza and Wings.
Some of us are lactose intolerant but can tolerate hard cheese because there are different levels of lactose in different milk products. I can't drink milk or cream 🤮but I'll happily munch some cheese. It's not a one-size-fits-all situation. Same with gluten - you can be fully gluten intolerant with coeliac disease, or you can have some sensitivity. I appreciate that there are some idiots who jump on the bandwagon but there are, medically speaking, different levels of symptoms and it's not up to strangers to judge whether another person meets those criteria. Edit: this is still funny - don't let me put you off!
THAT LAST MOM IS TOO REAL LMAO I can't STAND parents that don't want to be parents. Stop letting your kid push his face into electronics. Teach them that there's a time and a place
In most soft cheeses also the lactose has been completely or almost completely consumed during fermentation. People who are sensitive to cheeses is not because being lactose intolerant (they might be or not), but they are more often allergic to dairy, that is a completely different condition.
FYI: Lactose is literally caused by the fermentation. The presence of lactic acid or lactate in milk is due to the fermentation of lactose caused mainly by lactic bacteria. Generally speaking, just-milked milk does not contain lactic acid, but this increases after a while and its concentration is closely correlated to the total bacterial charge. This is WHY lactose intolerant. It is CAUSED BY THE FERMENTATION! And... Lactic acid bacteria (LAB) play an essential role in traditional cheese making, either as starter cultures that cause the rapid acidification of milk or as secondary microbiota that play an important role during cheese ripening. The enzymes produced by such dynamic LAB communities in raw milk are crucial, since they support proteolysis and lipolysis as chief drivers of flavor and texture of cheese. Recently, several LAB species have been characterized and used as probiotics that successfully promote human health. This review highlights the latest trends encompassing LAB acting in traditional raw milk cheeses (from cow, sheep, and goat milk), and their potential as probiotics and producers of bioactive compounds with health-promoting effects. So... My point? Lactic acid is LITERALLY IN ALL DAIRY products. Lactic acid is a naturally occurring substance that bacteria produce during fermentation. Lactobacillus and Streptococcus cultures produce lactic acid. Foods such as pickled vegetables, jams, frozen desserts, baked goods, and dairy products all contain lactic acid. Where is this information you people are getting? They are NOT separate! And the fermentation does NOT actually remove the dairy. It PRESERVES THE NUTRIENTS, to keep from spoiling.
Fuuuuuuucccckkkk, this triggers my restaurant PTSD, long retired from culinary, but I now have the urge to hurl a rondeau across my living room at my computer 😂😂😂😂
What is really funny, a resturant in Cincinnati called Frishes has a very unique ranch. A friend of mine loves. One day when we were eating there he asks for a bowl of ranch. Like a small salad bowl of their ranch dressing. He then drank it like soup at one point.
Yes! I am so tickled always by Scubes' face expressions. He is struck speechless by the dumbness n unreasonableness of many. Yet he remains sweet to the patrons from Dunboland or Hell!
I literally got an order for spaghetti and meatballs, and a chicken parm for some very elderly people, and they asked for it pureed! I had my boss do it, as I was too busy on saute to do that.
honestly while i do believe the kid in the video who wants the food pureed is just strange, in many real life cases it could be due to a medical or dietary reason, so that one wasnt as strange as the rest of them
@@user-go1sb9yf8t there are many muscular diseases that give people a hard time moving certain parts of their body. i know someone with als who uses a feeding tube now, but before it got this bad, they had to blend food. you dont need to be an ass if you are uneducated
@@user-go1sb9yf8t i know someone who has als who is now using a feeding tube, but before it got so bad they had to blend up food. it causes all your muscles to lock up, but theres no telling which muscle will go when. your hands/arms could still be fine, but you have trouble swallowing or talking. are you always a jackass?
@phantomvampyressshadowkiss4690 unless your 2, elderly with manual dexterity issues, or handicapped, since I didn't give birth to you (the age goes up by at most 2 years but the rest holds true), it ain't happening!
@@debbiethomas2622 lolz. Honestly there's only one kid I know we don't mind doing that for cutting food he's 30 and autistic and legally blind. I have a 4 yr old who is also autistic non verbal level 3 she eats food just with her hands usually won't use utensils but that's alright
I will 100% blend up your Burger and Fries. I am NOT however, giving you soup bowl full of ranch. I am NOT pouring a weeks worth of ranch into ONE bowl. Not a chance. I have to MAKE the ranch, and I am NOT giving it all to ONE person.
At least not an entire soup bowl's worth! Start them off with a small cup like you would give on the side for a salad, and see how much the kid REALLY eats. Guaranteed you give them an entire bowl, they're going to waste 70% of it, then you have to just throw it out regardless, smh.
I don't get how people are so ignorant, for instance I'm lactose intolerant but when I order something with lactose it isn't because I didn't know, I just like dairy more than I care about stomach pain.
I would love to blend a hamburger. Though, my question would be, do they want the shake or soda on the side, or blended with the burger? Or just make it a whole new thing and just blend the flavours together instead of making an actual burger.
Sometimes, the level of not knowing what the heck you're eating is scary, especially if you have allergies. You asked me for to puree burger and fries - "baby (infant) him much??!!??"
A bowl of ranch?? I almost blew grits! 🤮 I know. I know. I'm the only one who won't eat ranch. I got sick off sour buttermilk as a child. Y'all can have my share.
Pureed burger and fries from a kid... any cook would bet their job that the kid is just pulling a stupid prank. But if they pay for it, throw that crap in a blender for them.
Sorry in that case the customer was correct. People who are lactose intolerant can eat cheese, they will not die. I am lactose intolerant, I would have problems eating fresh cream cheeses with pasta, or cream, but when I eat parmesan or yougurt I don't have any issues.
I’m sorry ma’am, please step outside and ask the cow to produce intolerant acceptable milk. She’s so full of bull at the moment, I’m certain that you will be accommodated, watch your step, and don’t milk the bull!
The chef being upset because a customer wants his food blended is a bit harsh. This is a kid, but there are older people without teeth who need pureed food, and I suppose there are young people who for some reason needs it too.
I've got it!! - every restaurant should simply introduce an "intravenous dining" section! That way the patron could give their full attention to the game on the bar TV or to their electronic device of choice, without the distraction of eating/drinking!!
@@valeriaswanneI actually posted a comment on one of Scubes videos a couple of days ago asking why there were not more likes. Anyone I forward these to loves them. I don't understand it.
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You really get to understand how few people know how to feed themselves when you work in restaurants.
This is so true. I worked as a waiter for a little over 10 years.
My favorite bat shit crazy complaint of all time was, "ummm, this fish is too fresh".
"Hey chef, this kid wants a burger and fries, blended up and served in a glass"
I would would have trouble holding in my laughter while saying that, waiting for what shape the chef's face will turn into.
The bowl of ranch hit home hard, used to make my body weight in ranch daily for a buffet, people would submerge their entire slice of pizza in a salad bowl filled to the brim with ranch. Like homie, I can get a hose and a funnel and we can get you some ranch bongs in the parking lot. Same f*ckers that will ask 20 questions about a 2 topping pizza only to not taste a single bite of the food their eating. I'm convinced most of our customer base didn't actually like pizza they just showed up for free ranch. Also the number or morbidly obese people that talk loud enough to hear across the dining area about how hard it is to lose weight while eating 5000-7000 calories in a sitting was too damn high.
That sounds so gross. I only eat ranch on certain things unless there is a very good recipe. Like I use BBQ sauce and hot sauce for most things and Blue cheese for pizza and Wings.
Some of us are lactose intolerant but can tolerate hard cheese because there are different levels of lactose in different milk products. I can't drink milk or cream 🤮but I'll happily munch some cheese. It's not a one-size-fits-all situation. Same with gluten - you can be fully gluten intolerant with coeliac disease, or you can have some sensitivity. I appreciate that there are some idiots who jump on the bandwagon but there are, medically speaking, different levels of symptoms and it's not up to strangers to judge whether another person meets those criteria. Edit: this is still funny - don't let me put you off!
THAT LAST MOM IS TOO REAL LMAO
I can't STAND parents that don't want to be parents. Stop letting your kid push his face into electronics. Teach them that there's a time and a place
Lil dude is eating (drinking?) a burger shake... there's bigger problems here 😂
Cheeses are made from milk, but generally much of the lactose sugar has been fermented out depending on aging
That’s true but if you’re severely sensitive to lactose even a little could bother you
I believe it can be said only about firm ripened cheese not soft cheese
In most soft cheeses also the lactose has been completely or almost completely consumed during fermentation. People who are sensitive to cheeses is not because being lactose intolerant (they might be or not), but they are more often allergic to dairy, that is a completely different condition.
I'm lactose intolerant and the only thing that works for me is cheese curds. Least amount of lactose. Plus, they're delicious
FYI:
Lactose is literally caused by the fermentation.
The presence of lactic acid or lactate in milk is due to the fermentation of lactose caused mainly by lactic bacteria. Generally speaking, just-milked milk does not contain lactic acid, but this increases after a while and its concentration is closely correlated to the total bacterial charge.
This is WHY lactose intolerant.
It is CAUSED BY THE FERMENTATION!
And...
Lactic acid bacteria (LAB) play an essential role in traditional cheese making, either as starter cultures that cause the rapid acidification of milk or as secondary microbiota that play an important role during cheese ripening. The enzymes produced by such dynamic LAB communities in raw milk are crucial, since they support proteolysis and lipolysis as chief drivers of flavor and texture of cheese. Recently, several LAB species have been characterized and used as probiotics that successfully promote human health. This review highlights the latest trends encompassing LAB acting in traditional raw milk cheeses (from cow, sheep, and goat milk), and their potential as probiotics and producers of bioactive compounds with health-promoting effects.
So... My point?
Lactic acid is LITERALLY IN ALL DAIRY products.
Lactic acid is a naturally occurring substance that bacteria produce during fermentation. Lactobacillus and Streptococcus cultures produce lactic acid. Foods such as pickled vegetables, jams, frozen desserts, baked goods, and dairy products all contain lactic acid.
Where is this information you people are getting?
They are NOT separate!
And the fermentation does NOT actually remove the dairy. It PRESERVES THE NUTRIENTS, to keep from spoiling.
The idea of burger and fries blended up and served in a glass literally made my stomach turn 🤢🤢🤮
Some have gullet problems.
Fuuuuuuucccckkkk, this triggers my restaurant PTSD, long retired from culinary, but I now have the urge to hurl a rondeau across my living room at my computer 😂😂😂😂
What is really funny, a resturant in Cincinnati called Frishes has a very unique ranch. A friend of mine loves. One day when we were eating there he asks for a bowl of ranch. Like a small salad bowl of their ranch dressing. He then drank it like soup at one point.
I love ranch, but I gagged when he asked for 100% ranch soup.
I gagged when he wanted his entire meal blended 🤢
Same your supposed to have it on a salad not like a soup and the burger and fries blended super disgusting
😂😂😂😂😂scubee your facial expressions are hilarious. I can't stop laughing.
Yes! I am so tickled always by Scubes' face expressions. He is struck speechless by the dumbness n unreasonableness of many. Yet he remains sweet to the patrons from Dunboland or Hell!
I literally got an order for spaghetti and meatballs, and a chicken parm for some very elderly people, and they asked for it pureed! I had my boss do it, as I was too busy on saute to do that.
That's depressing. Old age can be miserable.
@@Chris-dm1je what got me is, why even bother going out to eat.
honestly while i do believe the kid in the video who wants the food pureed is just strange, in many real life cases it could be due to a medical or dietary reason, so that one wasnt as strange as the rest of them
Please name ONE medical or dietary reason for this strange request. (Other than perhaps having no teeth for chewing?)
@@user-go1sb9yf8t there are many muscular diseases that give people a hard time moving certain parts of their body. i know someone with als who uses a feeding tube now, but before it got this bad, they had to blend food. you dont need to be an ass if you are uneducated
@@user-go1sb9yf8t i know someone who has als who is now using a feeding tube, but before it got so bad they had to blend up food. it causes all your muscles to lock up, but theres no telling which muscle will go when. your hands/arms could still be fine, but you have trouble swallowing or talking. are you always a jackass?
Ranch soup, you’re onto something
Like ice cream soup
I work in a restaurant have for 17 years. People ask for crazy stuff like going to the salad bar for them and during their food
😅
@@scubeskitchen oops typo that's supposed to say cutting their food. Phone does its own wording alot haha 😄
@phantomvampyressshadowkiss4690 unless your 2, elderly with manual dexterity issues, or handicapped, since I didn't give birth to you (the age goes up by at most 2 years but the rest holds true), it ain't happening!
@@debbiethomas2622 lolz. Honestly there's only one kid I know we don't mind doing that for cutting food he's 30 and autistic and legally blind. I have a 4 yr old who is also autistic non verbal level 3 she eats food just with her hands usually won't use utensils but that's alright
I think Scubes did an episode where a lady ordered the salad bar then got upset that the waiter hasn't brought her her food! 😂😂😂
That no emotion stare always gets me.
I will 100% blend up your Burger and Fries. I am NOT however, giving you soup bowl full of ranch. I am NOT pouring a weeks worth of ranch into ONE bowl. Not a chance. I have to MAKE the ranch, and I am NOT giving it all to ONE person.
At least not an entire soup bowl's worth! Start them off with a small cup like you would give on the side for a salad, and see how much the kid REALLY eats. Guaranteed you give them an entire bowl, they're going to waste 70% of it, then you have to just throw it out regardless, smh.
I once hade a thirsty man who wanted a unique drink. A beer glass with a shot of vodka then filled to the rim with bearnaisesauce
Ummm WHAT lol
A tapeworm!
"Hey Chef, this kid want a burger and fries blended up and served in a glass."
" ... "
" ... "
" *WHY DID I EVEN COME IN TODAY?!* "
I laughed so hard at the last one. 😂😂😂
if I get to the point where I want or need my food to be pureed, just put me out of my misery
Came to talk about cheese but I see the topic has been covered 👍
I don't get how people are so ignorant, for instance I'm lactose intolerant but when I order something with lactose it isn't because I didn't know, I just like dairy more than I care about stomach pain.
You in that wig and dress!
I can only assume a large enough portion of people is INSANE enough as to restaurants even entertaining 'puree my burger'.
I would love to blend a hamburger.
Though, my question would be, do they want the shake or soda on the side, or blended with the burger?
Or just make it a whole new thing and just blend the flavours together instead of making an actual burger.
A blended hamburger would be disgusting. Is there something wrong with your mental faculties?
@@BionicPig95 Yes.
what the hell, it's all going to the same place!
@@therationalanarchist that’s a completely ludicrous argument. Here’s a liter of stomach acid. Drink up! It’s all going to the same place.
It was a joke not an argument but we are talking about food, I'm sure you know that. So talking about arguments, that one is called a strawman.
Can we get a video “The best/worst of Kevin?”
Sometimes, the level of not knowing what the heck you're eating is scary, especially if you have allergies.
You asked me for to puree burger and fries - "baby (infant) him much??!!??"
I would love to have served this and watch him eat it.
Pizza with pineapple too
This dude funny
I like ordering foods as phonetically spelled. It can really bring out the Karens.
Some cheeses naturally have no lactose
There is no hope we can survive, act accordingly
I have heard some horrors stories from my daugher's chef friend . Humans are the least likable of the great apes
My doctor said I'm not allowed to eat red meat so I grill it extra well done so it's not even the slightest hint of red
And to think folks like these do exist. The cheese one does have factual merit due to the aging process, though.
For the last two, why do parents let their kids eat like that?! Seriously!
CAN I GET A PIZZA NO CRUST
A bowl of ranch??
I almost blew grits! 🤮
I know. I know. I'm the only one who won't eat ranch. I got sick off sour buttermilk as a child. Y'all can have my share.
Pureed burger and fries from a kid... any cook would bet their job that the kid is just pulling a stupid prank. But if they pay for it, throw that crap in a blender for them.
Sorry in that case the customer was correct. People who are lactose intolerant can eat cheese, they will not die. I am lactose intolerant, I would have problems eating fresh cream cheeses with pasta, or cream, but when I eat parmesan or yougurt I don't have any issues.
I’m sorry ma’am, please step outside and ask the cow to produce intolerant acceptable milk. She’s so full of bull at the moment, I’m certain that you will be accommodated, watch your step, and don’t milk the bull!
Hey good content. Just make it a bit more catchy and a bit more fast would be my suggestion. Subbed!
Thanks for the sub!
does more catchy mean "make it better"? you're doing just fine man.
Is your attention span really the short? Please seek psychiatric treatment…
And do something cool like playing CoD in a hot tub or something.
Yeah, maybe have the video split-screen with a Subway Surfers game playing in the bottom half.
Also, can I get my burger and fries order pureed?
The chef being upset because a customer wants his food blended is a bit harsh.
This is a kid, but there are older people without teeth who need pureed food,
and I suppose there are young people who for some reason needs it too.
I've got it!! - every restaurant should simply introduce an "intravenous dining" section! That way the patron could give their full attention to the game on the bar TV or to their electronic device of choice, without the distraction of eating/drinking!!
that video barely has any views or likes there is people that just put video of cleaning some kitchen over it and have 80k likes
Huh, almost like different types of videos have different fan bases who watch for different reasons... wild
@@valeriaswanne literally the same vid with anti stress shit next to it u can't call it a different genre
@@BaileyHalfcat those are "lifestyle", these are "comedy".
@@valeriaswanneI actually posted a comment on one of Scubes videos a couple of days ago asking why there were not more likes. Anyone I forward these to loves them. I don't understand it.
Hey look, someone's ripping off Bistro Huddy!
I know Drew and I’m definitely not ripping off his channel.
Two channels can have similar content without ripping each other off. Both Bistro Huddy and Scubes are different enough.
Great content though, love i.
@@freakincampers thank you!
The only thing they have in common is the restaurant setting. Very different otherwise. This is my favourite - more please!
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