@@ZeranZeranthat situation doesn't apply to the quote. I interpreted it as being a welder, or something. It's a great job, that provides a great life... but people will always look down on it.
Moms are funny, like the only thing they achieved in life was getting creampied and they're supposed to be some supreme judges of a person's worth/character
i've always been thankful my dad told me when i was 13 odds were i wasn't making the NHL and should focus more on just playing for fun and to meet other kids
Blacked out at last night in a foreign city, got my wallet stolen with a couple hundred dollas then fell down and hurt my elbow. Things weren’t going well but a Peepop curated clip is bringing me back to salvation. All is good brothers, dawgbless
@@justinbailey2347were they even alive to see space monkeys? That sounds like something a kids book author would write after doing 1/4th of a tab of acid once and basing their whole personality around it.
You wish He's such a castrated fool now he probably is in blissful ignorance telling us how amazing is to live with a black feminist, the lOvElY MiAaaaa! 😂😂😂
@@chazmichaelmichaels88 Nah most wealthy people truly dont do shit they just have do nothing Executive roles at huge companies. Most retail/minimum wage workers do more than them
@@Lgbtfortnite the owner of the small business I work for, works 60+ hours a week. Another person I knew passed away with a wealth of over 100 million. He works 60 hours weeks as well, up into his 80s. Other business owners I know also work a lot more hours than almost anyone else. All of these people are very conservative as well.
The thumbnail alone had me laughing. Whoever makes these thumbnails is hilarious I didn't even watch the video yet but the sheetz tattoo on the forehead is just absurd lol
It just goes to show no matter who you are you are capable of being miserable. I’d just prefer to be miserable with more than one comma in my bank account.
I hope this Shane fella stuck it. I have a feeling that a few years from now he might be able to make some sort of living out of comedy, no matter how small.
My parents have always told me work hard and eventually things will "work out". I'm 40 now and I'm realizing that they keep telling me these lies so that I won't be a completely miserable depressed POS.
Isn't that just having a forced budget? All your paycheck is allocated. That's good. You are doing life right. Unless you aren't in your own home. Then it's a problem.
Huge shout out to NOTO-PEEPS aka Notorious PeePop for feeding the dawgs the clips we crave! All hail NotoPeeps! All hails dawg nation! And shout out to the Lads!
Believe it or not I got so drunk on new years I woke up in a forest in a totally different country ! 😱 I felt so comfortable hugging my water bottle on a bed of leaves whilst listening to birdsong that I almost told the people trying to pick me up to F off 🤣 Only just got back home after completing my odyssey across the north sea and the dawwgz kept me going throughout. 🚬😎👍
At 20 years old I was riding in the car with my dad and I excitedly broke the news to him that I’d finally figured out my major in college. It went thusly: Me: “Oh, I forgot to tell you, I finally declared a major at PSU!” Dad: “what’d you decide on?” Me: “Psychology!” Dad: “…why?” Me: “…I don’t…know” Then a silent 20 minute car ride.
Men have two choices in life: permanently sleep on a futon, or sleep on the couch instead of your king size mattress every few years because your wife dreamed you were cheating on her with a Pomeranian.
My TH-cam like thing is fucked up it says this video has 193k likes, once I click the description it shows the actual (2.4k) I was gonna say the dawgs are loyal as shit
My parents got divorced when I was 16, & I got to choose which parent I wanted to live with, so obviously, I chose my dad. And then, the day I turned 18, my Pops took me to get a tattoo, knowing full well my mom wasn't gonna like it. I did want to get 1, but I think the reason he did that was just to piss mom off.
never found burr funny. says the f-word too often. thinks hes a philosopher, but mostly just a guy that gets paid to say the f-word alot to amuse angry people...
Wealth and fame are two of the worst possible things a person can receive. parents/society are bad for you because they are too stpupid to even notice every step of progress has resulted in MORE unnecessary suffering, death, disease, and environmental decay.
Good point about having everything you need, and most of what you want but your life is still considered a failure because you haven’t accomplished something tremendous and outstanding.
Having no insurance going to the hospital sucks. Had an abscess cut an drained on my hand and no numbing agents. Let me tell ya getting cut open ain't fun
$250 cutting fee $500 yelling out in pain fee $1000 getting an abscess fee, what are you a heroin junkie? One time my stomach was imploding, wanted to go to the hospital to run some tests because it would only happene a few times. I was alone freezing in the waiting room for three hours, I drank a water, and they got my insurance info. I ended up leaving because they took to fucking long, feeling way better at home, and eventually got a bill for $500😂 I called them and said no no no that’s insane I’m not paying you a dime, I’m fact, next time I need to go to the hospital, I’m not.
@@Joey-jg1su I’m just pretending to be a judgmental doctor, like yeah obviously, now care for me. I’ve actually gotten one in knee from long boarding. My route of administration was farrrr more shameful. Fun fact, morphines bioavailability almost triples when you administer in the colon...😂 Glad you’re out of the weeds. :)
lmao the burbs do have backyards, glad my son can run around and stuff but kids don’t care about backyards now. lmao they want their ipad and controller, and the new mod skin pack for minecraft 😂
Kids were stuck on video games when you were a kid, too. It's up to the guardian to limit the electronics. Crazy how many parents use iPads as a baby sitter and complain that their kids don't want to play outside.
@@trip4923 the video games we had when we were kids weren't the slot machine esque addictions they are today. Plus kids have a lot of social pressure to live their lives online. It's fundamentally different now.
@@setco6536 yeah but you can still parent and limit their usage. This generation of ipad kids are going to be a bunch of unathletic, socially awkward rëtards. Can’t wait to see the disastrous results of using iPads as baby sitters
Yeah, I had that same inkling to leave downtown and go to the suburbs small town life. I fucking hate it. I regret it every single day. I now realize my fear was living an ordinary life. Nothing is more ordinary than where I’m at now. No access to hi pain jobs I used to get, no restaurants, no major airport hub for cheap flights, everyone is on fentanyl and meth. Its fun to talk about a yard and a house, but in reality I’ve never felt so isolated.
is Temple a bad school? Cuz I grew up in a house were we supported Rutgers and Syracuse and hated Temple, But I was too dumb to go to any of those schools so Idk
No it's a good college. Rutgers is a rival school. I don't think Syracuse is though. The only problem with Temple is it's in North Philly and there's a good chance you get robbed. If you don't know what North Philly is, it's not a great neighborhood.
@@nonfunctioningtesticles224 Philly doesnt blow. It's a fun city to live in. The political and judicial parties in charge blow though. As far as things to do , it's definitely a dope city to live in. People always shitting on Philly and 95% of the time they're not actually from here or grew up here. They either moved here from other cities or states of they're people whom live in the surrounding townships and counties and are judgmental POS. They come here once in a blue moon and decide it must suck to live here.
@@antonlifer4449 nah its dope if u have money, but crimes brutal and the homeless problem is pretty damn bad compared to NY. Y'all should move to Phoenix tho, low crime for a major city and its growing pretty nice. Vote red tho cuz I'm not tryna have it end up like LA or Philly
Can someone help me find the podcast clip where Matt is talking about girls seeing him naked, and about his weiner looking like a bowling pin? something about him saying he'll "give his girl the bowling pin". I vaguely remember that line but I've been dying to find it. If someone could help me find it I'll be eternally grateful (I THINK I saw it from one of notorious peepop's vid.)
You guys got to watch Field of Dreams. The Boomers in this movie own a huge farm with a huge house and feel like failures because they didn't "live their dream". My dad recommended it to me a couple months ago. He thought it was a feel good movie. But I watched and got real angry and then dropped some knowledge on my dad about how boomers are spoiled.
It's actually incredibly common in East Asia where it's considered like bad parenting to force your children out of the house in fact they prefer to keep them close it just makes sense for familial bond strength
Here we force kids out and we wonder why they don't talk to their parents I mean it's a give and take for every action there's an equal and opposite reaction you force someone out into a world unprepared they're going to hold a grudge against you for that.
@@agencyisland5077 buuuut you’re expected to take care of them when they’re old. Which is actually the most honorabur. I’d die before my parents go into a home, that’s psychopathic.
“The idea of having everything you need has become a failure”, true philosophy from the blue collar shaman
Would someone care to further explain?
@@kommando42 hes talking about how the idea of working a 9-5 and living a normal safe life has become distasteful in todays society
@@OutdoorBlues oh okay. I didn’t get it either. Lol. I enjoy my blue collar life. Guess I’m a failure. 🤷🏻♂️🤣
It is a wise quote but in reality it's more like, work 9-5, don't get paid enough to even live in a ghetto, stay stuck in a cycle
@@ZeranZeranthat situation doesn't apply to the quote.
I interpreted it as being a welder, or something. It's a great job, that provides a great life... but people will always look down on it.
"YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE GREAT!" from a mom is both soulcrushing and hilarious
You can ONLY be great if you do it MY WAY!!!!
Moms are funny, like the only thing they achieved in life was getting creampied and they're supposed to be some supreme judges of a person's worth/character
dude yes dealing with that shit was so frustrating
i've always been thankful my dad told me when i was 13 odds were i wasn't making the NHL and should focus more on just playing for fun and to meet other kids
@@puckered6036 I hope everyone in this thread has watched Slapshot with Paul Newman
@@puckered6036 no one cares
What a shit story that was eh? 😂
@@puckered6036 damn you're on a garbage team?
My dad said I was gay.
Now I’m gay.
Blacked out at last night in a foreign city, got my wallet stolen with a couple hundred dollas then fell down and hurt my elbow.
Things weren’t going well but a Peepop curated clip is bringing me back to salvation.
All is good brothers, dawgbless
I remember those moments.
@@ryanmcginness2888 I don’t…
Where'd you party? You ok now?
sounds like you need to make better life choices
Sorry bud thats what you get for going to foreignland
"Nope. I've been there, it's outer space with no air to breathe."
Wow. That one hit
Carl Jung or Alister Crowley said something like ‘The star wizard floats with joy in the same void the space monkey chimps out in.’
@@justinbailey2347I don’t know if they did say that, that sounds too corny and retarded.
@@justinbailey2347were they even alive to see space monkeys? That sounds like something a kids book author would write after doing 1/4th of a tab of acid once and basing their whole personality around it.
@@justinbailey2347I can’t find that quote anywhere but I like it
Lmao the hidden meaning here is that bill burr actually wishes he was back sleeping on a futon
You heard his missus? Wouldn’t blame him.
You wish
He's such a castrated fool now he probably is in blissful ignorance telling us how amazing is to live with a black feminist, the lOvElY MiAaaaa! 😂😂😂
@@alexjones7043 I wonder how many fights she's started because of that joke.
I'm pretty sure he was projecting about his miserable father, not himself
@@ninacee9140 My god Nia, you're everywhere. Leave Bill alone!
There are no 2 comedians with better chemistry than these 2 guys.
bert and tom type chemistry if bert went more than 30 seconds without interrupting tom
@@brap_brap_ ya and if Bert was funny
nick and stav
Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino have the best chemistry of any duo matt and shane might be tied though
@@wettosanchez nick and stavy are a great duo
It is wild how similar being functionally unemployed is to being rich. Freedom is intoxicating
The wealthiest people I ever met had worked the hardest.
@@chazmichaelmichaels88 Nah most wealthy people truly dont do shit they just have do nothing Executive roles at huge companies. Most retail/minimum wage workers do more than them
@@Lgbtfortnite I STRONGLY disagree..
@@chazmichaelmichaels88 Then you havent spent any time around wealthy people
@@Lgbtfortnite the owner of the small business I work for, works 60+ hours a week. Another person I knew passed away with a wealth of over 100 million. He works 60 hours weeks as well, up into his 80s.
Other business owners I know also work a lot more hours than almost anyone else. All of these people are very conservative as well.
The SNL 19-19 tattoo bro omg 😂😂
shit goes astronomically hard
Phil wasn't mad you smacked the mirror he was mad you didn't get it fixed lol
Shane calling someone a chubby dork 🤣🤣
"You were supposed to be great! 😢"
Couple years later: "Here's a $280k backyard pool, mom." 😂
I love the background for the thumbnail lmfao it’s Trailer Park from the original MW2
yeah that shit took me back
I'm glad Matt has finally decided to become a rich sir
Hearing this makes me wanna get my life together but then again … naaah
The thumbnail alone had me laughing. Whoever makes these thumbnails is hilarious I didn't even watch the video yet but the sheetz tattoo on the forehead is just absurd lol
I'm assuming this is a couple years old cuz Shane is extremely successful nowadays lol
It is
its funny to hear these guy's stress about there careers now that there killing it !!!!!!!
It's cool to hear their musings knowing what Shane's career has now become
I was thinking the same thing. These guys are millionaires in 2024. Inspiration to everyone out there to keep going at whatever you're doing
Shane really is The Prodigal Stunna
Fresh white t-shirts. Never does laundry. Just throws them shits away. C'mere girl with those apple bottom jeans.
It just goes to show no matter who you are you are capable of being miserable. I’d just prefer to be miserable with more than one comma in my bank account.
Rather be miserable about my shitty brain, than not being able to afford my dads brain surgery. I gotta get them back for dealing with my bs
you have a comma?
Your bank account has a comma? Fuckin humble bragger
I'd be happy with more than 4 numbers, separated by a . in the exact middle of those 4.
I currently have $0 in my bank account and I'm genuinely happy. Just appreciate what you do have and laugh at matt and Shane being the dawgs they are
I hope this Shane fella stuck it. I have a feeling that a few years from now he might be able to make some sort of living out of comedy, no matter how small.
Hahahahaha fuck yesssss I knew it
One day he might even make snl. He’s THAT GOOD
well.. goddamn
My mom told me once out of emotion “we’ll I guess you won’t get into UW Madison…” I was 14…in freshman English with a C…😂
Wisconsin is just happy you know which letter C is. lol
1:21 “please send me money” 😂😂😂
the Sheetz forehead tatt is grade-A stuff
MW2 trailer park map classic
I thought it looked familiar lol, would do anything to go back to those days
@@AyeSayGang would you suck off a homeless guy?
"Fat chance lady I'm not going anywhere" LMFAO
Matt’s mother is as disgusted with him as I am
The sheetz forehead tat with the mw2 trailer park map screen is so fire
"SNL 19-19" That's why you're the man Peepop
My parents have always told me work hard and eventually things will "work out". I'm 40 now and I'm realizing that they keep telling me these lies so that I won't be a completely miserable depressed POS.
What they should have told you is don't waste time on things you're not good at
Well are things not working out?
@InnerDness if living paycheck to paycheck for the last 20 years is considered "working out" then yes the system is "working out" as planned.
Isn't that just having a forced budget? All your paycheck is allocated. That's good. You are doing life right. Unless you aren't in your own home. Then it's a problem.
@zachwochok9499 well it's worked out for 20 years hasn't it?
The only thing not working out is you don't even recognize it.
Fuck.This one hit hard boys.
shane would be the type of guy to get ironic tats to make people mad lmaooo
He almost got a Legion Of Skanks tatt
What? No he wouldn't
@@leo78744 the los tatt was serious and not ironic
Is he?
Ur gay lol
Blessed be the dawgs. Blessed be the saintly parents of the Big Kahuna and the mighty clan McCusker.
Incredible name.
Westpoint hits hard
Cannot believe the shaman Jsut dropped a Confederacy of Dunces reference… respect grows
Lmfao the thumbnail is the map Trailer Park from the of mw2
Huge shout out to
NOTO-PEEPS aka Notorious PeePop for feeding the dawgs the clips we crave! All hail NotoPeeps! All hails dawg nation! And shout out to the Lads!
Confederacy of dunces is a very funny book
Believe it or not I got so drunk on new years I woke up in a forest in a totally different country ! 😱
I felt so comfortable hugging my water bottle on a bed of leaves whilst listening to birdsong that I almost told the people trying to pick me up to F off 🤣
Only just got back home after completing my odyssey across the north sea and the dawwgz kept me going throughout. 🚬😎👍
Confederacy of Dunces is one of the funniest books I've read. Good taste, Matt. The author also died in obscurity and killed himself.
PeePop. The Sheetz tat 😂😂😂. Still the man at the graphics!!
this picture is phenomenal
I wonder if Shane feels different about that work hard shit cause as corny as it is shits pretty true and that recording was from like 7 years ago😂
"Rolled up sleeve tattoos" is fucking hilarious!!
SNL 19-19
Lmfao
There's a saying related to this: "Anything that's worth doing is worth failing at."
Lmao the literal sleeve 🤣
"See poor people, and say hmmm interesting..." :D
Mattaeus Aurelius
Crazy listening to this now and Shane is getting recognition from Dave chappelle and Louis
I'm writing my supreme gentleman manifesto
SNL '19-'19 🤣🤣🤣
Should send this to my rents
Matt is a Fucking genius. A real, obscure, not trying to be genius
Never put Descartes before Deshorse
I love these fucking thumbnails
Thumbnail of MW2 trailer park caught my eye
Lmao Matt thinking 5k a month is rich is hilarious
At 20 years old I was riding in the car with my dad and I excitedly broke the news to him that I’d finally figured out my major in college. It went thusly:
Me: “Oh, I forgot to tell you, I finally declared a major at PSU!”
Dad: “what’d you decide on?”
Me: “Psychology!”
Dad: “…why?”
Me: “…I don’t…know”
Then a silent 20 minute car ride.
Men have two choices in life: permanently sleep on a futon, or sleep on the couch instead of your king size mattress every few years because your wife dreamed you were cheating on her with a Pomeranian.
6:43 Lmao when today this is the truth said by Shane himself
It's weird to hear Shane talk like this considering he is a crazy good success story of following your dreams
Is that the Trailer Park map loading screen from mw2??! 😭
did you edit the face tatoos? lmaooo SNL19-19
Thanks for these clips and photoshop
i want that tatoo! hilarious cast!
The old mw2 trailer park background brought back memories when I seen the thumbnail😭
My TH-cam like thing is fucked up it says this video has 193k likes, once I click the description it shows the actual (2.4k) I was gonna say the dawgs are loyal as shit
TH-cam Millennials sound like velvet in veneer LOL if that reference doesn't hit you need to watch the new trolls band together
Matt is actually the funniest
Shane looks like the quaker oats guy
My parents got divorced when I was 16, & I got to choose which parent I wanted to live with, so obviously, I chose my dad. And then, the day I turned 18, my Pops took me to get a tattoo, knowing full well my mom wasn't gonna like it. I did want to get 1, but I think the reason he did that was just to piss mom off.
Patton Oswalt came up in a Golden Age of stand-up comedy. He doesn't doeserve the roasting attempted by Matt and Shane
Then they go after Bill Burr and Louis CK for "getting lucky" woah my boys wylin out this episode 😂
didn't he kill his wife?
@@nicholascecil6733Louis ck isn’t funny
sheetz face tat 😂😂😂
I think Shane is a lot funnier that Burr
never found burr funny. says the f-word too often. thinks hes a philosopher, but mostly just a guy that gets paid to say the f-word alot to amuse angry people...
I feel like Shane Gillis has made it as a comedian. He’s a regular on Joe Rogan.
This is like what i think of when i see gen x people dishing on melenials about work...lol
Does anyone know when this aired?
Trans-Shane voice always gets a laugh from me
Damn this thumbnail is rocking my shit
Wonder if a missing side-view mirror is to do with a bud light or few?
Nobody likes a snitch bro 😂
If Shane listened to this now he would cringe lol
Matt is a salt life bill berrzkkii
Shout out Spud
Wealth and fame are two of the worst possible things a person can receive. parents/society are bad for you because they are too stpupid to even notice every step of progress has resulted in MORE unnecessary suffering, death, disease, and environmental decay.
I feel like that depends on the level of wealth. Having infinite money from your parents is probably negative but being poor fucking sucks way more
goddamnit Matt likes everything I like. Blood meridian, twin peaks, confederacy of dunces. I think I’m in love.
Good point about having everything you need, and most of what you want but your life is still considered a failure because you haven’t accomplished something tremendous and outstanding.
How great is it that Shane Gillis--everything that Patton Oswalt hates, viz., a big dudebro jock--is funnier than Patton Oswalt...?
I have a great job and it was 100% luck
Having no insurance going to the hospital sucks. Had an abscess cut an drained on my hand and no numbing agents. Let me tell ya getting cut open ain't fun
$250 cutting fee
$500 yelling out in pain fee
$1000 getting an abscess fee, what are you a heroin junkie?
One time my stomach was imploding, wanted to go to the hospital to run some tests because it would only happene a few times. I was alone freezing in the waiting room for three hours, I drank a water, and they got my insurance info. I ended up leaving because they took to fucking long, feeling way better at home, and eventually got a bill for $500😂
I called them and said no no no that’s insane I’m not paying you a dime, I’m fact, next time I need to go to the hospital, I’m not.
@@lindboknifeandtool yeah I used to, how else you think you'd get an abscess on your hand?
@@Joey-jg1su I’m just pretending to be a judgmental doctor, like yeah obviously, now care for me.
I’ve actually gotten one in knee from long boarding. My route of administration was farrrr more shameful. Fun fact, morphines bioavailability almost triples when you administer in the colon...😂
Glad you’re out of the weeds. :)
“I’m in a tough spot” as his literal job is talk on a podcast and be second to Shane. Man I wish I had that
Patton Oswald isn't a great comedian lol 6:10
lmao the burbs do have backyards, glad my son can run around and stuff but kids don’t care about backyards now. lmao they want their ipad and controller, and the new mod skin pack for minecraft 😂
Kids were stuck on video games when you were a kid, too. It's up to the guardian to limit the electronics.
Crazy how many parents use iPads as a baby sitter and complain that their kids don't want to play outside.
What, do you have a camera pointed at my life guy? Everything you said a description of my everyday.
@@trip4923 the 80% Autism rate we’ll be living with in ten years is going to be fun
@@trip4923 the video games we had when we were kids weren't the slot machine esque addictions they are today. Plus kids have a lot of social pressure to live their lives online. It's fundamentally different now.
@@setco6536 yeah but you can still parent and limit their usage. This generation of ipad kids are going to be a bunch of unathletic, socially awkward rëtards. Can’t wait to see the disastrous results of using iPads as baby sitters
Which episode is that?
104
Yeah, I had that same inkling to leave downtown and go to the suburbs small town life. I fucking hate it. I regret it every single day.
I now realize my fear was living an ordinary life. Nothing is more ordinary than where I’m at now. No access to hi pain jobs I used to get, no restaurants, no major airport hub for cheap flights, everyone is on fentanyl and meth.
Its fun to talk about a yard and a house, but in reality I’ve never felt so isolated.
is Temple a bad school? Cuz I grew up in a house were we supported Rutgers and Syracuse and hated Temple, But I was too dumb to go to any of those schools so Idk
No it's a good college. Rutgers is a rival school. I don't think Syracuse is though. The only problem with Temple is it's in North Philly and there's a good chance you get robbed. If you don't know what North Philly is, it's not a great neighborhood.
Comparatively it’s C tier, with A tiers being your Harvards n Stanfords. Don’t go if ur out of state tbh, Philly blows
@@nonfunctioningtesticles224 Philly doesnt blow. It's a fun city to live in. The political and judicial parties in charge blow though. As far as things to do , it's definitely a dope city to live in. People always shitting on Philly and 95% of the time they're not actually from here or grew up here. They either moved here from other cities or states of they're people whom live in the surrounding townships and counties and are judgmental POS. They come here once in a blue moon and decide it must suck to live here.
@@antonlifer4449 nah its dope if u have money, but crimes brutal and the homeless problem is pretty damn bad compared to NY. Y'all should move to Phoenix tho, low crime for a major city and its growing pretty nice. Vote red tho cuz I'm not tryna have it end up like LA or Philly
Can someone help me find the podcast clip where Matt is talking about girls seeing him naked, and about his weiner looking like a bowling pin? something about him saying he'll "give his girl the bowling pin". I vaguely remember that line but I've been dying to find it. If someone could help me find it I'll be eternally grateful
(I THINK I saw it from one of notorious peepop's vid.)
You guys got to watch Field of Dreams. The Boomers in this movie own a huge farm with a huge house and feel like failures because they didn't "live their dream". My dad recommended it to me a couple months ago. He thought it was a feel good movie. But I watched and got real angry and then dropped some knowledge on my dad about how boomers are spoiled.
Just be like John fetterman. He lived off his parents his entire life.
It's actually incredibly common in East Asia where it's considered like bad parenting to force your children out of the house in fact they prefer to keep them close it just makes sense for familial bond strength
Here we force kids out and we wonder why they don't talk to their parents I mean it's a give and take for every action there's an equal and opposite reaction you force someone out into a world unprepared they're going to hold a grudge against you for that.
Fetterman is the worst.
@@agencyisland5077 buuuut you’re expected to take care of them when they’re old. Which is actually the most honorabur. I’d die before my parents go into a home, that’s psychopathic.
Gets elected senator without merit Album drops "Suffering from Success"