Majima in Yakuza 0: I've spent only about twenty minutes scoping out your club and through that short amount of time I've gathered a vast amount of information that shows your clubs exact strengths and weaknesses, and have come to offer you a deal you would be a fool to decline. Majima in Yakuza 2: *_F A C E - D E S K_*
One reason I love majima is that he can be all "serious" (at least in his way) and have this deep intimidating voice, then exactly a half second later with the highest voice imaginable just go *K I R Y U - C H A N*
@@dudeboykaid It's not just amusement. There's genuine respect there. I think Kiryu knows that Majima holds back in their fights (though I'm unsure who would win if both were going all out). More importantly, he knows that Majima is a man of character.
I love how, even when his life is hanging by a thread and he's literally coughing up blood, he still manages to hit on Sayama. Fucking love Majima. Such a fun character.
@@zebo8000 True and there may’ve been more past our current line of sight and view that we couldn’t of currently seen. Due to the lack of angle and POV.
@@KingTylex I would love for another majima game man. With his full moveset. Not what was done in kiwami 2. He is a badass character and is on the level of saejima and kiryu. I honestly dont even understand how a guy like saejima can keep up with someone like kiryu. Sure his brute strength is easily the best we have seen so far but even his gameplay shows that he just aint on those twos level in skill. I need me another game with majima and akiyama playable so i can be at peace.
i dont even think you need to be a yakuza to know who majima was. even the police wouldn't dare touch such a magnificent bastard without a plan. he could probably be the head of the tojo clan himself if he wanted to.
@@supersmashbro596 honestly, he could. Hes smart enough, strong enough, and cunning enough. The thing is, he doesn't want the hassle anymore. He wants to do good by his boys and kiryu( and fight him) everything else is just window dressing.
@@graetestfanever1 One of the most illustrative scenes of modern day Majima is when he shows up late to a Tojo Clan meeting and immediately rises to the top of the families as an earner just by virtue of "trying a little"
I can't believe that both Majima AND Kiryu met him as a kid. Also, Shinji. I got a tear outta that. I wonder if there's a continuation to that story. I wanna know how they became partners. Now it's the perfect time. Is there a continuation to that substory?
7:08 I really love how he went from "President of Majima Construction" to "Tojo Clan, Patriarch of the Majima Family" in what I can only assume is half an hour.
@@Jester4460 The substory where Ryuji was introduced as an elementary student that stands out too much. He beats on smaller people and takes their pants
only the developers and writing team allow him to become such cool "badguy" supporting for main character... this guy was experiencing about 3 time change of personaliity in his life... starting from 0 ... yet some things never ever change.... "kiryu chan,,:!!"
@@carolusrex5213 mm man Majima is holding most of the time if he wanted he can beat the crap out of Kiryu but he enjoying his ass being beat up more :)) Kiryu become unstoppable with time but back in time Majima own it
I love the first scene. In almost every game its the player that is in the dark and doesnt know who characters are or their background; constantly having to listen to exposition. But in that first scene it feels like the player is the insider, and Kaoru is the one in the dark. All of the florist info and stuff about purgatory would be known to the player if they played Kiwami. It just felt really good to be the one who knew what was going on going into the situation for once.
I love how happy he sounds in spite of the fact that they are all probably going to die. then again, he was listening to their discussion, so he was probably excited to put his head to work.
There are two majima, the insane one who everybody love ❤️ and the sane one who is serious. But what make them stand out that they have a heart of gold.
@@leobardoestrada3202 I actually love the serious majima more from yakuza o(which can be seen at rare times through the series).But I absolutely love the "insane majima as well. Everything about majima is perfect! I want more of him in the future(focusing on his character more)
Jesus, imagine the panic attack you would be going through, being that Majima Construction worker who's defusing the bombs with him. It's already a super anxiety triggering situation, you're thinking of your old mom back home living alone, then you find out your boss doesn't know a fucking thing about the bomb to begin with, but is crazy enough to make it up as he goes, and ruthless enough to make you go along with it.
pretty sure nishida already experienced enough trauma after working for Majima so long. But yeah, that guy deserves a hell of a raise. I hope Majima is treating him good
Poor fucker is Majima's right hand man. He's the one that gets dragged into all his crazy antics. Nishida is the guy who calls you when Majima has some convoluted plan to fight Kiryu for the Majima Everywhere system in Kiwami, and he just seems exhausted with each one.
nah man at that point i would be pretty sure the guy is a god or something cause they were down to 2 wires, either he is bullshitting me or the man has supernatural powers cause what are the odds someone can randomly defuse 90% of a bomb
@@healingflower717 nah. not an insult. hes the biological son of magnificent bastards, raised by the best sega meme ever. (considering yakuza is a sega game...)
Weird thing to focus on, I know, but: 35:03-35:18 is a small clip where you can hear Majima and Kiryu greet each other in a friendly way...Maybe even fond! I know that this is a goofy thing to think about, but it legitimately makes me happy thinking how familiar Majima and Kiryu have gotten, over the course of all previous games.
LOLS... DAFUQ... before that he said "what is yer momma gotta do with this bomb..?" :D :D :D killing me for sure... the most logical words from a mad dog/semi psychotic yakuza ;egend
Let's be honest majima is the real legend here he can easily make kiryu smile with his pole dancing and can beat everyone including kiryu if it wasn't for plot
There's something poetic about this comment, a person with Zero from Megaman Zero on profile pic and "Variable Zero" as a profile name noting the reference to Yakuza 0 substory.
That's his style u can't judge him xD Kiryu can bring anything at that fight, but I do enjoy a fight without weapons is much more cooler when both characters beat the crap of each other xD one sided is never fun
Kiryu didn’t showdown at the end with Ryuji cause of a dragon tattoo, but because even if they decided to call it a draw, Majima would be all over Kiryu’s shit.
I love him! Fighting those guys in the street, flirting with Sayama after that even though he can't move anymore and the bomb diffusion are my favourite Majima moments from all the games 😂
Majima in Yakuza 0: I've spent only about twenty minutes scoping out your club and through that short amount of time I've gathered a vast amount of information that shows your clubs exact strengths and weaknesses, and have come to offer you a deal you would be a fool to decline.
Majima in Yakuza 2: *_F A C E - D E S K_*
the thing is it's the same man. it is completely the same man.
Yes but he’s wearing a helmet. Safety first.
Face-desk that saves the city
You dont need braincells when you're Majima.
@@Sniff86245 Majima doesn't need braincells, but the braincells need him!
Love those little smiles Majima manages to squeeze out of Kiryu.
This is by far My favorite comment
I would let out a lil' smile if majima said my name like that
:)
One reason I love majima is that he can be all "serious" (at least in his way) and have this deep intimidating voice, then exactly a half second later with the highest voice imaginable just go *K I R Y U - C H A N*
He’s also fairly smart and a really good fighter, he’s just absolutely insane.
@@michaelzhang9806
You got that right
@@michaelzhang9806 he's not smart, he's a Genius
@@duckymate9555 he literally made 500 billion in no time if im remembering correctly just to beat the yes men of terada for the captains spot
@@duckymate9555 he was literally able to outsmart the deadliest hitman and made sure not to give Ryuji and pals the war they wanted
only Majima can make Kiryu smile for real.
And his kids
I love his shift from being irritated by Majima’s antics to amused by them
@@dudeboykaid It's not just amusement. There's genuine respect there. I think Kiryu knows that Majima holds back in their fights (though I'm unsure who would win if both were going all out). More importantly, he knows that Majima is a man of character.
I believe they are truly friends, albeit adversaries, kinda like batman and the Joker if they were Goku and Vegeta.
He can become a Japanese Joker
They should make a side mission where kiryu and majima drink n talk about life
Goro Majima
And before that beat the shit out of like 50 enemies, The mad dragon of Dojima.
Well, he did cross dress in a host club to goad Kiryu into a fight.
Hed probably wamna fight
That was already in Kiwami.
*DOMO, GOROMI DEEEEEESU* ♫
well...um...there IS one.
had you ever heard of "goromi"?
look out for her, she is a top tier waifu and the perfect match for KIRYU-CHAN.
"Kiryu-chan, what the fuck?" - Goro Majima
Best translation.
What part was that? I got lost finding it
when Kiryu and Kaito met Majima for the first time aka at 1:27
@@chatterperson1803 thanks
I love how, even when his life is hanging by a thread and he's literally coughing up blood, he still manages to hit on Sayama. Fucking love Majima. Such a fun character.
How many guys did he take out in that scene. Especially to have him injured to that degree
@@zebo8000 I’ve got a headcount
of 15 to 17 men on screen, shown
at the angle from Majima’s POV
@@KingTylex that's honestly kind of small for Yakuza standards. Especially since it's majima of all people
@@zebo8000 True and there
may’ve been more past our
current line of sight and view
that we couldn’t of currently seen.
Due to the lack of angle and POV.
@@KingTylex I would love for another majima game man. With his full moveset. Not what was done in kiwami 2. He is a badass character and is on the level of saejima and kiryu. I honestly dont even understand how a guy like saejima can keep up with someone like kiryu. Sure his brute strength is easily the best we have seen so far but even his gameplay shows that he just aint on those twos level in skill. I need me another game with majima and akiyama playable so i can be at peace.
31:56 imagine being a Yakuza and not knowing who Goro Majima was. Even in 0 Kiryu and Nishki heard of him before they ever met him.
i dont even think you need to be a yakuza to know who majima was.
even the police wouldn't dare touch such a magnificent bastard without a plan.
he could probably be the head of the tojo clan himself if he wanted to.
@@supersmashbro596 honestly, he could. Hes smart enough, strong enough, and cunning enough. The thing is, he doesn't want the hassle anymore. He wants to do good by his boys and kiryu( and fight him) everything else is just window dressing.
@@graetestfanever1 One of the most illustrative scenes of modern day Majima is when he shows up late to a Tojo Clan meeting and immediately rises to the top of the families as an earner just by virtue of "trying a little"
Goro Majima, a man who solo'd the Dojima family at its strongest, its lieutenant, as well as the most expensive killer in Asia just within few hours.
My favorite line: “Kiryu-chan, what the fuck?”
Best quote on the franchise
When's this?
@@angelusvastator1297 1:26
for some reason that quote was one I loved the most from majima lmao
Probably my second favourite behind “Sounds like we’re pretty fucked eh?”
I love how Majima referenced a certain 'Dragon of Kansai' sub-story from 0.
- *"That crazy fuck'll kill ya then steal your pants"*
I can't believe that both Majima AND Kiryu met him as a kid. Also, Shinji. I got a tear outta that. I wonder if there's a continuation to that story. I wanna know how they became partners. Now it's the perfect time. Is there a continuation to that substory?
I want a game where you played solely as Majima. Hell maybe entire Yakuza plot but from Majima perspective. Just need more Majima in my life
Glad we have yakuza 0
@@fenix9463 Not enough
100%
@@BlazerT48 I need an origin story from birth to present may take like 3 games but that would be awesome
@@yadayada4690 just one 10000 hour long game.
18:06 love the fact that Majima remembers this
To be fair, it was pretty memorable of a first impression.
7:08 I really love how he went from "President of Majima Construction" to "Tojo Clan, Patriarch of the Majima Family" in what I can only assume is half an hour.
6:32 you can see Kiyru crack a small smile, but he totally goes from "this shit again?... " to "Heh.. Majima you dork.. "
I love that scene so much just for that facial expression alone
18:06 when they reference a sub story from Yakuza 0 so perfectly
I clicked the time stamp but all it did was give me a manly ass ad for Old Spice
@@CrystallizedBlackSkull I just snorted lmfao
@@CrystallizedBlackSkull yo wut
@@Jester4460 The substory where Ryuji was introduced as an elementary student that stands out too much. He beats on smaller people and takes their pants
@@jkdeclaro oh
41:40 - That was such asshole editing on the dev's part 😂
That was like a ytp edit
Lmao
Thats majima for ya
I remember playing the game for the first time and seeing that, I was so upset 😂
Fortunely was Sayama's dreaming
The voice actor for Majima can really apply range for him
Never change, Majima-san. Never change.
I want him to go back to yakuza 0 majima
@@ramiere1412 He slips in and out of that occasionally. 😂
Perhaps it would be more suitable to say "KAWARANAI, BABE"
only the developers and writing team allow him to become such cool "badguy" supporting for main character...
this guy was experiencing about 3 time change of personaliity in his life... starting from 0 ...
yet some things never ever change.... "kiryu chan,,:!!"
man, Majima is such a lively character that you just start adressing him "in person" and i think that's amazing
41:43
Gold.
That would be something Majima would do tho
oh
18:07 Yakuza 0 reference. So Majima knew that who was the pant thief?
I played Yakuza 0, but I don't get it
@@jastarkiller1 you need to do Majima substory with Bontan Hunter
@Domonero7 He's in elementary school iirc, had the kiddy backpack and everything
Ryuji gives his name to Majima by the end of the side story, so it adds up how he knows who he is
Holy shit now I understand. I was confused as to what he meant by that lol.
32:00 was my favorite scene.
"Who the fuck is this clown!?"
Majima: *"HI HI"*
Majima Goro *runs into crowd of men*
“OORRRYAAAAAHHHH”
@@LordChromeGaming That actually reminds me of Nagumo in Yakuza 6. Man i love that game
My favorite also. So short but efficient!
Same
17:07 - Majima knew.
Of course he knew.
He’s pretty sharp himself when he wants to be
A pity that you never get the chance to kick Kiryu's ass as Majima.
@Traveller meh, a petty Victory I want to see true mad dog fuck him up in a serious fight
@Gold Star Gaming no shit
He never could, kiryu is the top dog with majima being the only one near his level. Majima is ridiculous but Kiryu us the most infamous for a reason
@@carolusrex5213 mm man Majima is holding most of the time if he wanted he can beat the crap out of Kiryu but he enjoying his ass being beat up more :)) Kiryu become unstoppable with time but back in time Majima own it
@@carolusrex5213 pretty sure Saejima is on the same level with kiryu, and in the end of y5 Majima and Saejima had a draw
I love the first scene. In almost every game its the player that is in the dark and doesnt know who characters are or their background; constantly having to listen to exposition. But in that first scene it feels like the player is the insider, and Kaoru is the one in the dark. All of the florist info and stuff about purgatory would be known to the player if they played Kiwami. It just felt really good to be the one who knew what was going on going into the situation for once.
Majima’s laugh at 31:58 😂
I died
ʰⁱ ʰⁱ
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eee hee...
I love that Majima dedicates to his job and continues to wear the helmet.
When you're out and about on site that counts as cutscene territory, can't just walk off a dropped tool or building materials to the brain pan.
Considering how he tends to “use his head” in a more literal sense than most people, it might be a good idea generally😅 35:56
8:14 now I'm just getting flashbacks of beating the shit out of majima in kiwama over 50 times to unlock the dragon stance stuff.
40:33
"How the fuck should I know how this tangly-ass rainbow shit works!?"
💀💀💀
I remember this line regularly and it always makes be fucking crack up😂
35:15 has got to be my favourite “Kiryu-Chan” lmao
I love how happy he sounds in spite of the fact that they are all probably going to die. then again, he was listening to their discussion, so he was probably excited to put his head to work.
I also love how Majima easily switches his tone from serious to wild and about frequently.
There are two majima, the insane one who everybody love ❤️ and the sane one who is serious. But what make them stand out that they have a heart of gold.
@@leobardoestrada3202 I actually love the serious majima more from yakuza o(which can be seen at rare times through the series).But I absolutely love the "insane majima as well. Everything about majima is perfect! I want more of him in the future(focusing on his character more)
32:23
Damn am jealous of Kiryu he hold an Idol in his arms
Jesus, imagine the panic attack you would be going through, being that Majima Construction worker who's defusing the bombs with him. It's already a super anxiety triggering situation, you're thinking of your old mom back home living alone, then you find out your boss doesn't know a fucking thing about the bomb to begin with, but is crazy enough to make it up as he goes, and ruthless enough to make you go along with it.
pretty sure nishida already experienced enough trauma after working for Majima so long. But yeah, that guy deserves a hell of a raise. I hope Majima is treating him good
Poor fucker is Majima's right hand man. He's the one that gets dragged into all his crazy antics. Nishida is the guy who calls you when Majima has some convoluted plan to fight Kiryu for the Majima Everywhere system in Kiwami, and he just seems exhausted with each one.
Nishida is a real G
his name is Nishida and he's the GOAT
nah man at that point i would be pretty sure the guy is a god or something cause they were down to 2 wires, either he is bullshitting me or the man has supernatural powers cause what are the odds someone can randomly defuse 90% of a bomb
31:38
In this scene, it'd be pretty cool if they make Majima playable just for this fight lmao.
That way he'd prolly be a lot less beat up the next scene, he can definitely take them all on with just the Breaker style lmao
dude, I swear, Majima and Kiryuu have the biggest bromance ever
Majima with the bombs though. That was hilarious😂! Damn love this guy!
all about instincts 😂😂
Nishida mentally died five times at least xD
My absolute fave scene
35:16 probably the happiest sounding Kiryu-chan I’ve heard
“My boss is crazy” is still my favorite trophy
9:51-9:55 that kick timing was as slick as butter 💪😤💯
Majima's never having a kid again 💀
@@hel1140 Knowing majima, his kids are safe.
Kiryu-chaaan!
No, it's more like "KiiiRyUuU-cHaaaAAAn!!!"
Erik The Dread he is so much like the joker.
@@pandaqtv Mark Hamill voiced him in the original game.
majima is like if deadpool and revolver ocelot had a kid, then promptly abandoned him in japan and raised by segata sanshiro.
rare insult
@@healingflower717 nah. not an insult. hes the biological son of magnificent bastards, raised by the best sega meme ever. (considering yakuza is a sega game...)
@@supersmashbro596 rare compliment
@@supersmashbro596 and he still has the emotional depth to make you cry (Yakuza 0 ending.,)
He's like the perfect character
@@somwelch9776 "like"?
Weird thing to focus on, I know, but: 35:03-35:18 is a small clip where you can hear Majima and Kiryu greet each other in a friendly way...Maybe even fond!
I know that this is a goofy thing to think about, but it legitimately makes me happy thinking how familiar Majima and Kiryu have gotten, over the course of all previous games.
35:25 Who else can say "Thats totally me"? Lmao
ME
**record scratch**
**freeze frame**
*_"Yup. That's me. You're probably how i ended up in this situation."_*
I love how Kiryu cares enough to get Majima help, knowing the guy tried to fight and kill him numerous times, they are frenemies.
Nah they are just friends. Kiryu calls him his Aniki kiryu really respects majima
Also Majima only tried to "kill" Kiryu specifically to make him stronger since Kiryu became a weakling during his time in prison
Majima just likes to fuck with Kiryu
@@Envy_the_Darksider Ten years in the joint made him a fucking pussy. Majima fixed that.
@@KingShibeyeah in both senses
18:08 Love how Majima still remembers that incident from from Yakuza 0 substory
Majima : " Let's fight this fair n' square "
* Pulls out knife *
Kiryu * pause game and drink health potions *
5:25 G.B. Holmes had very sad face
So, if Kiryu's 38, and Majima is 4 years older than him...
Majima's 42?!
Yes
In Kiwami 2
You love an old man
Man’s a fast 40 year old
I mean.. Majima was born in 1964 making him a 🅱️oomer-
i smile everytime when i see majima
31:59
The little noises he makes everytime he smiles is what does it for me
Majima: lets keep it fair!
Also majima: **is literally using a knife while kiryu is just using his bare hands**
Kiryu can have many weapons in his pocket so is fair 😄😄😄
Considering majima's build and his history of being quick and using his legs it's pretty fair
THAT IS FAIR
Kiryus fists are equal to canons, its fair shit so is majimas. Remember when he punched through the floor in kiwami 1
It wasn't fair, he pulled a rocket launcher at me and it fucking hurt
The pants stealing reference tho. Haha
Majima is so much better looking in the Kiwami remakes compared to the original games. He looked so goofy on the original PS2 games lol.
Because they face scanned his voice actor, so now he looks like a human being lol
@@Mari_Izu They didn't lol. They look nothing alike
It's the dragon engine effect!! The best one in the series if u ask me yakuza 6 have it too
Well to be fair, Kiwami 1 Majima is basically 0 Majima in face model
41:42
"I wonder whats this red wire do?"
"to be continued"
*Earth blows up*
LOLS... DAFUQ...
before that he said
"what is yer momma gotta do with this bomb..?"
:D :D :D
killing me for sure...
the most logical words from a mad dog/semi psychotic yakuza ;egend
5:00
*gong sounds*
Literally kiryus opponent: *gets a coma for 5 years*
Let's be honest majima is the real legend here he can easily make kiryu smile with his pole dancing and can beat everyone including kiryu if it wasn't for plot
Flirty Majima 33:21😂
32:00 so a shirtless man with a hard hat charges at 100 guys with a knife..........
Honestly, even with 99 other guys, I'd just leave. I'm not fighting a dude dressed like that...
18:04 I don’t know why, but I really love this call back line from Zero.
There's something poetic about this comment, a person with Zero from Megaman Zero on profile pic and "Variable Zero" as a profile name noting the reference to Yakuza 0 substory.
@@another_wheatleymf When you put it like that, it sounds like divine intervention.
if I'm not mistaken, in ps 2 when Kaoru want to take majima to hostpital, he said " forget the hospital babe, let's go to motel (or something)".
Sounds like him tbh 😂😂
@@galaxymeow3853 lol yeah that's when I started to like his character 😅
Knife got stuck on a stone floor...
watch ur mouth its majima or he would stuck it in your heart
That's the sheer power of majima
32:26 Promise is a promise, right??
I ... kept it.
So fucking love you Majima - san
6:49
Majima: i will keep it fair and square
also Majima: use knife
That's his style u can't judge him xD Kiryu can bring anything at that fight, but I do enjoy a fight without weapons is much more cooler when both characters beat the crap of each other xD one sided is never fun
I love the way majima says " Kiryu-chaaaan "
Lmao the "my boss is crazy achievement"
I seriously laugh everytime I remember majima got into construction and his only way of figuring it out was "we can just look it up online"
Daigo’s jacket was so puffy, it could easily absorb bullets like a sponge
majima wore his safety helmet he'll be fine
"Kiryu-chan, what the fuck?" Always makes me laugh
"You’re cheating on me with a cop?"
1:27 I love this dialogue so much lol
Breaking: lone man with no shirt and a construction hat takes on army of yakuza with insanity
Every time Majima blinks, he winks.
i like to think that majima is bound to the demonfire dagger
as soon as kiryu throws it on the ground majima spawns behind the nearest wall
36:15
Woo I nailed it heeeeee
I love you majima,you're the nii San we all need :,^)
Even though Majima really want to have a fight with Kiryu but he still loves him.
Yakuza 0 Majima was this badass club owner. Now in both kiwami 1 and 2 he is a crazy ass weirdo. But in his way he is still a badass..😂
Imagine having kiryu and majima in tekken
Been imagining for years :/
They're in R6 Siege
0:29 everyone's favorite part
No game character gets me as excited as Majima. 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰💗💕💗💕💗💕💗⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐💗❤💗❤🥰😄
32:02 you gotta admit he has balls
The blue shirted guy must be Majima's best employee
Even when dying. He can still crack a damn joke.
Best scene 41:08 lmao
39:16 - 41:46 Me and my friend doing a math test
Kiryu didn’t showdown at the end with Ryuji cause of a dragon tattoo, but because even if they decided to call it a draw, Majima would be all over Kiryu’s shit.
I'll never forget marking out at the appearance of Mutoh & Chono
"Kiryu san worths at least a hundred person"
That's a lot of understatement there, buster
You can either become an policeman and learn how to defuse bombs or you can use your instincts and achieve the same results.
This is not how I remember Bob the Builder.. I guess it's true that you see things differently as a child, time truly flies.
31:58 the best part of the game
Majima is def the main char of yakuza
Or the trevor of yakuza
Trevor who?
I love him!
Fighting those guys in the street, flirting with Sayama after that even though he can't move anymore and the bomb diffusion are my favourite Majima moments from all the games 😂
Can't wait till NicoB gets to this part
I'm waiting for him to get to the part with the baby men
Well he saw this, the man baby substory and the Majima karaoke song so there's that
Majima can fight through hundreds of men for a girl but the second one isn't involved he nearly dies
There's a word for this kind of person.....S....
SimplyHot?
i
I fucking love that Sayama's reaction to Majima is "Who or what is he?" 😂
only kiryus kids and majima can pull him off wit a true smile dawg…
My beloved Majima
For Majima, right knee counter is far much better than his sword.
man the ''kiryu-chan'' never gets old.
Majima takes down the entire Dojima Family, Awano and Lao Gui but breaks down when fighting Omi Alliance goons?
Kiryu didn't get shot like makoto and it is the remake of Yakuza 2
Majima is rusty for being a manager of a construction company he make
Don't compare a "24-year-old who was madly in love" with a "rusty 42-year-old who is already so done with everything"
I still firmly believe that Majima and his men went to reddit for ideas on how to make a giant building and for it to not suck.